#build a jock

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[swolejocklife]

Lean n Mean

[ask-walter-and-vince]

I now pronounce you bildaber and bang gang you may kiss

[bellymonstersblog]

he was struggling to pull the shirt back over his swollen, hairy ball-gut after dinner… he ate so much he turned his t-shirt into a crop top🫃🏻

🍽️before and after Olive Garden photos on the grom🖇️

[lukeagain5732]

…naked boy in a jock…in a graffitied, abandoned structure…fucking hot turn on!!!

[rhllorthered]

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[russilton]

I’m not one to usually say much about discourse bc I can’t be fucked, but after a couple weeks of radio message drama after each race I have to point this out:

I think some of you need to remember the reality of drivers in the cockpit and why they are not always going to phrase things politely.

Every single driver goes through the same thing; They are lying down, crammed into a cockpit of an incredibly expensive car, traveling a couple hundred miles per hour relying on muscle memory to stop them putting it in a wall and making split second decisions and adjustments.

They are alone except for a single Radio line to their engineer who can only tell them very strict things so as to not give away tactics to other teams who are ALL listening for the slightest sliver of advantage. They have no outer perception of the race other than what they can see in their tiny mirrors, what is in front of them, and if they’re lucky, what they can spot on a screen for the fans.

They have absolutely no idea what is being discussed in the garage, what another driver is thinking, or if their teams have even seen the same things they are feeling. They often don’t even know what lap it is. When they ask their engineers something they need the answer to come within the next minute and a half because a single lap can make or break a race and they need to choose what lines they drive for approaches they take.

You combine all of those factors; the physical discomfort, the tunnel vision, the lack of situational awareness, the required response time and the fact EVERY driver is hot headed and stuck alone with an insurmountable amount of pressure, the shit that comes out of their mouth is not going to be eloquently tailored to sound passive and enquiring. It’s going to be blunt as shit. (This doesn’t excuse drivers who use slurs. There’s no excuse for behaving like that no matter the pressure)

That’s why Lewis doesn’t go “Bono, I think it would be better if you pitted me now to take advantage of the safety car, can you discuss that and get back to me” he says “you’ve screwed me here what are you doing” because in 1 minute and 30 seconds his chance to take advantage of that safety car may be gone and he needs to know what the plan is.

That’s why when George makes an enquiry to the team he doesn’t delicately ask them to discuss something with Lewis and see how everyone feels about maintaining a position to take advantage of DRS, he says “guys what the hell are you doing asking me to maintain when I’m about to be overtaken by my teammate” because all he can see is his own times, what the team want him to do, and the fact that for all he can see his teammate is about to overtake him and he needs to know what the reason for that is. He needs that answer immediately so he can adjust for it.

People have to accept that their faves do not act like angels on the comms and expecting otherwise is utterly unrealistic for what they’re doing. You’re not obligated to like anyone and if you don’t like their radio, fine, me too. But if you’re concocting a whole idea that a driver must be secretly trying to bring someone down because of a pissy maybe dramatic radio message about their teammate you’re forgetting the reality of what they’re doing. They’re allowed to be stressed and have bad days.

The things they say when calm and able to review the entirety of a situation matter much more, that’s where you see who they are.

[cat-brrr]

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[just-peach]

Team building

Okay im high af and feeling so gay and so so so so so so so normal about this absolutely not normal about this jock x cheerleader

Characters are all 18+ im intending this to be all female but please imagine to your hearts content any genders you want

But say im a cheerleader on a team whos new to the team so it obviously doesnt bother me when the captain of the football team wants to take me under there wing. Showing me all the best places on campus to chill and hang maybe we grow closer enough that we makeout and smoke with each other ofc just bc i looked a goody good didnt mean i was one so instead of them coaching me through it its me coaching them through it handing the poor jock a drink when they start to cough cooing at them

"awe you did so well captain took such a big hit for me its alright cutie"

Of course the praise gets to them so they get all shy and not the all tough jock they say they should be so while they enjoy it they leave and plan how to get back at me for making them all shy. Though before they could we have a game against another team who ends up beating us. Ofc i need to check on my bestie who still hasnt come out of the locker room after everyone else left so i go in. After comforting them bc they feel like the game was lost bc of them

"awe no we didnt the other team just knew our weakspots its not your fault you played so well darling we'll beat them next time"

and giving them little smooches to try and cheer them up and they decide that no its not their fault its mine so you back me up against one of the lockers telling me

"as a cheerleader youre supposed to be supporting us cheering for us but i couldnt hear you tonight all i could hear was the other team talking shit so now im gonna give you a lil lesson on how loud you need to be what team you need to be shouting for who's name you need to be shouting you wanna be a good cheerleader for this team dont you?"

All while theyre giving me neck kisses and then they kiss down my body until they get to my core and eat until all the frustration about loosing is out of their system and they are satisfied with my cheering afterall who doesnt love a lil team building

[dalekuda1]

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[wherevenusholdssomeofficespace]

5 Man Band

It is not a controversial statement to say that the backyard kids fit the 5 man band archetype. They're even color coded!

Phineas - Leader He's the one who comes up with the gangs activities for the day. And when world saving gets involved, he's the one who directs conversation around plans: (see Klimpaloon Ultimatum's Buford Van Stomm scene, CATU's cut Step into the Great Unknown, and in NOTLP).

Ferb - Lancer The foil to the leader. While often times the leader may act as an opposing force to the leader this is not necessary. Ferb acts as a foil in other ways. The quiet man of action to Phineas's loud enthusiasm. Ferb is also the more likely of the two to break the rules or mess with people while Phineas is overwhelmingly sincere. He gets Phineas's plans to work and often subtly provides input.

Isabella - Heart/Chick Isabella is the girl. Unfortunately, that's what this role boils down to historically (2007). The girl who does girl things, like make-up or being flirty or whatever in the infiniteness of femininity is relevant to the character and context. In the context of girl only groups, this role is generally the girly-girl; the pretty or cute one. In the context of Phineas and Ferb, it's Isabella's cuteness that makes me confident she fits this role. She literally has weaponizable cuteness. But that doesn't mean physical appearance is all there is to this role. The reason this trope is shifted to "the Heart" in modern usage, is a reflection of what stereotypical femininity offers to a group dynamic. Emotions. Not to say that the whole group isn't emotional, or Isabella isn't also very smart, strong and a good leader. But Isabella's emotions do play a big enough part in her character that to ignore that would be disingenuous. But a large portion of Isabella's character does have to do with her crush on Phineas. These emotions have been a driving point to her character in several episodes. Not to mention an upset Isabella is an instant Phineas motivator. In addition Isabella is potentially the most empathetic member of the cast. She relates to Candace and is probably the only one of the kids we see really GET Candace, (Out to Launch, Mission Marvel). They all love her, but they don't really understand her. She encourages Phineas when he's feeling down in Summer Belongs to You. She's the one who comforts Buford when he's missing Biff. She's the one who recognizes Mitch as a poacher and is the one most distressed by the Klimpaloon experiments. Sure she's also oblivious at times (focusing on capri pants as the world is ending). But so is every other person in this town to some degree or another. She's a "Strong Female Character" (physically tough, and very skilled), but she does also fit the traditional Chick role by being unabashedly girly and sweet, and able make use of it. She's both. (Very magical girl). I'd almost say it edges into the trope of the female character not having flaws (which when you only have one character of a group there's a tendency to not give them big flaws because it reflects on the whole group, a then you get the whole Mary Sue effect), but because the same goes for Phineas and Ferb themselves (and Perry), so it's not like its just because she's a girl. And also Candace is here. On another note, it is typical for 5 man bands to be able to be split into two sets: Leader and Lancer, Big Guy and Smart Guy, with the Heart going in one of the categories. Isabella as Phineas and Ferb's next door neighbor and long time friend easily forms a trio with them. Very often she is with them even when Buford and Baljeet aren't. But also as brothers Phineas and Ferb are a duo without her too, and she's been known for form a trio with Buford and Baljeet from time to time.

Buford - Big Guy He's is literally the biggest. He likes physical confrontation. What more needs to be said. He defines himself by his brawn. He is the first one the group turns to when they need physical strength. And he forms a duo with Baljeet.

Baljeet - Smart Guy He defines himself by being a nerd. Phineas and Ferb notably look to him for more concrete math stuff (Klimpaloon Ultimatum and Undercover Carl). He's on a whole other when it comes to nerdiness. He is, kind of a nerd even amongst nerds, as Buford sometimes notes.

Candace - 6th Ranger Candace is obsessed with the boys activities. So to the boys, she's often a participant, so they include her, and see her involvement, be it motivated by her own self-interest or not, they see her as part of the group to a certain extent. They made her a ninja costume in Quietest Day Ever, she's part of their 6 man world saving squad in Last Day of Summer and Save Summer. Their Klimpaloon rescue team in Klimpaloon Ultimatum, and she is one of the 6 who circumnavigate the globe. She's the 6th member of the team. It's just instead of joining the team later, she operates outside of the group and sometimes gets roped in. One could even say she is of the villain turned good variety: she often attempts to bust the days activities (acts as an antagonist), but when push comes to shove she joins them without hesitation, particularly later on.

Of course I think it is very important to recognize that these characters are not defined by these roles. Buford's also a nerd. Isabella's also really tough and a natural leader. All of them could feasibly fit anywhere. That's not me misassigning the characters, that's the characters being nuanced and well rounded. It's not about what role these characters fit as individuals, but rather the role they play on the team. They're all smart, but Baljeet is still the smart one, who checks their math and cares about education. Buford may be the most emotional, but he is still the wall of meat who is physically the biggest and chooses to play roles like bouncer and bodyguard. Isabella may be the fireside girls leader, but in this group its Phineas who leads the way with his optimism and the one who rallies the troupes and makes decisions on the days activities.

I don't know where I was going with this just I like how they clearly fit into the archetypes expected of the 5 man band. There's a reason that trope works. It leads to a team with a solid spread of skills, so can work well together, and and often different personalities that lead to unique dynamics. But I think the fact that the individuals in this group are strong in areas outside of their designated role really helps with the groups cohesion too. Each character can have more than one role. Buford can have dumb muscle jokes, but also jokes about the arts. Isabella can be the cute one, but also the tough one as the situation calls and rival Buford in that regard. Baljeet may be the nerd, but Ferb might have some sort of knowledge that he doesn't. It makes them fully fledged characters and adds nuance to their dynamics where they can swap roles circumstantially.

[blanceyblance]

Why is Keith often made to be a skinny twink in modern aus? You look me in the eyes and tell me he wouldnt be a full time jock and doing multiple sports

[bellymonstersblog]

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[jackinhofejr]

One night during senior year my roommate Keith had gone home for the weekend. I had gone out drinking with friends and came home to find this passed out drunk on my couch. I didn't recognize him at first because I hadn't seen him a) asleep, or b) wearing only skivvies and crew socks. It was Pledge Dil. He'd gotten that nickname thanks to the swim cap he often wore to and from swim practice. And one of the brothers thought he looked like a dildo, which we shortened to Dil. I reached out to touch his arm and gave him a shake to see if he'd wake. Nope. Out cold. His arm was almost completely hairless. And then I saw his chest and legs were too. I learned later that all competitive swimmers keep their bodies shaved. But what popped into my mind was the Radiohead lyric "Your skin makes me cry." And I grinned as I realized that made me the creep.

I had no idea how he'd gotten into my room since the door was locked. And I had no idea why he passed out nearly naked on my couch. My drunken mind entertained the thought that he was throwing himself at me, knowing my roommate was gone for the weekend. My heart began to race, and I broke out into a cold sweat as I ran my fingers down his chest and abs. He changed position and as he rolled onto his side, the tip of his cock poked out of the leg of his shorts. I already had a raging boner at this point, but that made me light-headed. I could hear my heart pounding in my ears as I peeled back the leg of his shorts. His soft manhood looked magnificent draped across his upper thigh. I bent down close enough that my breath was causing it to stiffen and I nearly lost my mind!

This was the decision point. Either he had innocently chosen this spot to pass out and undressed himself in the process, or he had intentionally chosen this spot knowing that I'd find him and take advantage of him. From prior conversations I knew he was still a virgin, having been raised by very religious parents. Was he desperate for someone to pop his anal cherry? Or was I deluding myself?

After an eternity of deliberation, I took a few deep breaths to calm down, and I felt like Galadriel resisting the temptation of the One Ring. Still, I wasn't going to completely waste the opportunity. I licked every ridge and valley of his chest and abs. And I jacked off three times staring down at his body, splashing his crotch, chest, and chin.

When I woke up in the morning, Dil was gone, and my sticky pubes made me wonder whether the whole thing was a wet dream. Dil never later mentioned passing out in my room and waking up covered in snail trails, and never took any other opportunity to throw himself at me. I hold out hope that we'll bump into each other at an alumni event someday and get drunk enough to reminisce about it.

[robustcornhusk]

regrettably (re how much i want to be doing) i am obviously at least somewhat overdrawn

i don't have time to sit around: not today, not this month, not this year!

[dalekuda1]

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