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Sometimes I get so embarrassed remembering how Sherlock’s show-off urges include showing off the fact that John hangs out with him. Like as soon as Sherlock shows up anywhere he’s like, “Hello, this man is WITH ME, did everyone hear that? He is my colleague, my friend, my partner; he is FAMILY so if you want to say something to ME you have to say it to HIM because we are ALWAYS TOGETHER. He thinks my life is worth preserving, so JOT THAT DOWN. He is NOT an old man with a mustache that ages him; his RATIOS are IDEAL and he WALKS like THAT for the REASON YOU THINK. He is PERFECT at everything and he chooses to spend his time being OBSESSED with me, so everyone who has ever doubted or criticized me can EAT SHIT. THIS is the caliber of person I attract, and I have ZERO need for ANY of you or ANY of your compliments because you could NEVER understand how little they mean compared to the ones I get — CONSTANTLY! — from this outstanding man.”

And everyone is always like “uh okay sure, anyway here’s the body we called you about”

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"Bumbling sidekick" Watson is OUT the take is tired and wrong and bad. We all know Watson is the one who has it together. Like they're both smart obviously but Holmes doesn't appear to have any self preservation instincts

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I love when it becomes obvious how badly Holmes wants Watson around for his cases, especially when it's an interesting one.

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Hello I'm just here to remind you the flash drive Mary gave to John wasn't the one he threw into the fire

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Forever THANK YOU to our cupid, Mike Stamford, for bringing us together! Love, John and Sherlock

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benedict + adore

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updated list of things sherlock has literally said

who he

laterz

oopsie

the frankly alarming shade of pink

breathe it in, feel every quiver of its beating heart

thank u

i hope you didn’t mess up my sock index this time

more likely because of the hideous pattern

round and round the garden like a teddy bear

I KNOW ASH! Don’t–tell me–I don’t!

well that was tedious

where is her case, did she eat it

A RABBIT, JOHN

…some sort of death frisbee?

oh, that’s clever! is it clever? why is it clever?

…a meat dagger

you’re going in the water, short arse

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John: how do you know I’m looking for a flat share?

Sherlock: I told mike this morning that I need a hot flatmate, now he brings me a bisexual military man with an adrenaline addiction lol pls, doesn’t take a genius

Sherlock:

Sherlock:

Sherlock: I am a genius tho

Sherlock: just to make that very clear

Sherlock:

Sherlock: please like me

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John: I had a row in the shop with a chip and pin machine!

Sherlock: Really? That’s actually extremely endearing. You adorable man, fuming at inanimate objects. How silly of you. I would die for you. Take all my money.

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watson the vibes

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@ taika & david hey I know a great story about a detective and his doctor you could make super canonically gay and a fanbase that’s so starved for real romance you’d be millionaires overnight 

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i just think its funny in teh before the restaurant john just looks like all the life’s left his eyes just staring off into space and has decided to get engaged to his girlfriend of less than a year and is “trying on” a mustache like i love a good downward spiral

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Hi Rebs!

So I’ve noticed that everyone said a lot about John & Jim mirroring each other. What purpose does it serve to the show (or the game 👀)?

And do you happen to know any metas on that too?

My anonymous friend, you have stumbled upon the most important mirror of BBC Sherlock! (Well, that's me saying that, bear in mind that I am heavily of the "Moriarty must be alive if TJLC is happening" persuasion)

And it has everything to do with The Game. The way I read it, Moriarty is essentially a stand in for everyone Mark and Steven think are "getting it wrong." The "fans" and the "storytellers," who misunderstand the point of the stories and the societal forces that have kept the true story from being told.

John Watson, meanwhile, is the reason we have a Game to begin with. Well, if you're playing The Game he's the reason. If not, then you can discount every inconsistency in the canon as mistakes on Doyles part. But that's not where the fun is, the fun is in believing they're intentional and Watson is hiding things from his audience: the truth about Holmes.

So in this version John and Jim have very similar roles, both are telling a story about Sherlock, both misunderstand him in fundamental ways (and most interestingly, they both know the information the other is missing), and, most importantly, both want Sherlock Holmes to be theirs.

Ultimately, if this story is about unveiling the truth about the Holmes stories, then this becomes the most important conflict. Not if Sherlock will become the man Moriarty wants him to be, he never has been and never will be, but whose version of Sherlock's story will prevail: John or James? Right now, Moriarty is winning that fight. But if we do make a comeback someday, then John Watson is the only person who can finally tell that true story. But he has to discover the truth himself first.

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BBC Dracula, a show made for an audience of 200 people.

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I understand that there is no audience for bibisi sherlock content in 2022, but this is the egg my mind-chicken pushed out today, so... I fried it up and here it is

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Three Garridebs, Two Idiots

For @i-love-my-selfinserts~

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