#bugs bunny in something fishy

[knickknackgalore]

Bugs Bunny in Something Fishy

[rachelbethhines]

Mobius Timeline (1st Era)

3232 CE

Antoine = 15

Bunnie = 13

Rotor = 13

Sally = 12

Sonic = 12

Tails = 5

Don’t Cry for me Mobius! - Sonic miniseries #0 (first adventure)

Sonic’s Six* Speed Settings -Sonic #0 (Sonic makes a vlog about his speed)

The Royal Family Tree of Mobius - Sonic #0 (Sally shows Sonic what's left of her family's tree since Robotnik cut it down)

Robotnik’s Badniks! - Sonic #0 (Robotnik make a propaganda video showing off his creations)

Oh No–Robo! No-Mo’ Mobo! - Sonic #0 (Sonic tells his version of Robotnik's takeover of Mobius...he's an unreliable narrator)

Sneaker Peek! - Sonic #0 (Sonic makes a vlog about his shoes)

Run, Sally, Run! - Sonic miniseries #1 (Sally lets herself get captured by Robotnik in order to spy on his bot-maker, only for the boys to rescue her before she can complete her mission)

Silent Running - Sonic #1 (Sonic and Rotor play baseball)

Something Fishy - Sonic #1 (Sonic gets captured by the badnik Jaws and Rotor uses his Bathysphere to go rescue him)

Equal Time -Sonic #1 (Rotor makes a vlog about things that aren't fast)

Ground Rule Double - Sonic #1 (Sonic plays tennis with himself)

Sonic's Baby Photographs - Sonic #1 (Sonic shows his fans his baby pictures)

A Crowning Achievement - Sonic miniseries #2 (Robotnik steals the magic emeralds that give the Crown of Acorns is protective powers and it's up to the FFs to get them back)

Top 10 Reasons why Sonic the Hedgehog is the Coolest Comic Book Around - Sonic #2 (Sonic tries to pitch his own comic)

Fin Fans - Sonic #2 (Sonic makes a vlog about his spines)

Photo Finish - Sonic #2 (the Freedom Fighters take a group photo)

Sonic Flashback! - Sonic miniseries #3 (Sonic gets a bump on the head and dreams that he and Robotnik were kids together on Uncle Chuck's farm)

Why Ask Spy? - Sonic #3 (Sonic disguises himself as a robot to sabotage Robotnik's plans)

Meet Me at the Corner of Hedgehog & Vine! - Sonic the Hedgehog #1 (Robotnik sends his latest badnik Krudzu to destroy the FFs)

You Bet My Life! - StH #1 (Sonic infiltrates Robotnik's casino to get info on his latest badnik Orbinaut)

I'd Like to Thank… - StH #1 (the Sally host an award show to honor the FFs)

Keep Looking Up! - StH #1 (Sonic answers some of his fan mail)

Chili Dog A La Sonic - StH #1 (Sonic makes a cooking vlog to share his favorite chilidog recipe)

Triple Trouble! - StH #2 (Robotnik sends three new badniks to capture sonic, Coconuts, Scratch, and Grounder)

In the Beginning! - StH #2 (Sonic makes a silly vlog about alternate versions of himself)

Vertigo A´ Go-Go! - StH #2 (Sonic falls into the Unknown Zone and meets Horizont-Al and Verti-Cal)

Foiled Again! - StH #2 (the FFs try out a new money making scheme)

Two-Timer! - StH #2 (unable to sit still, Sonic shows off his speed while Sally cooks him a boil egg for breakfast)

All the Mail's about Tails! - StH #2 (Tails gets his own fan mail)

The Bomb Bugs Me! - StH #3 (Rotor disguises himself as Robotnik in order to steal a bomb before Robotnik can use it)

Tails' Fairy Tales! - StH #3 (Tails and Sonic discusses the fable "The Tortoise and The Hare")

Double Speak! - StH #3 (A bored Sonic holds a telephone conversation with himself)

Paper Trail! - StH #3 (Sally gets angry at a gossip article in the newspaper that talks about her dying her hair)

Rabbot Deployment! - StH #3 (Bunnie's first appearance and origin)

Robotnik's Rules! - StH #3 (Robotnik makes propaganda listing his rules)

The Lizard of Odd! - StH #4 (Robotnik makes a giant badnik called Universalamander, who proves too strong to control. First appearance of Super Sonic)

Antoine's Van Refrain! - StH #4 (Antoine helps Sally assemble her new vanity)

Horizont-Al & Verti-Cal - StH #4 (Horizont-Al and Verti-Cal make a broadcast showing off their world and powers)

Badniks Bazaar - StH #4 (Coconuts, Scratch, and Grounder audition for a second shot at capturing Sonic)

Hare Styling - StH #4 (Bunnie opens up a hair salon part time)

Tails' Little Tale - StH #4 (Tails tries to prove himself a hero by taking on Robotnik by himself)

Olympic Trials and Errors - StH #5 (Robotnik challenges the FFs to Olympic style games. If they win he turns himself in, and if they lose he gets to robotize them. Sonic agrees not realizing that Robotnik has switched his sneakers causing him to lose his super speed)

Sonic's Ten Second Workout - StH #5 (Sonic makes a vlog showing off his usual workout routine)

Chomp on This, Chump! - StH #5 (Robotnik sends a robotic termite to the Great Forest to eat the FFs out of house and home)

Fast Food! - StH #5 (Sonic mistakes a bowl of wax fruit for his dinner)

The Spin Doctor! - StH #6 (adaptation of Sonic Spinball, first appearance of Hip and Hop)

Here Comes the Bribe! - StH #6 (Sonic gets a fan letter praising Antoine... that Antoine had paid the person to write)

Sonic's Christmas Carol! - StH #6 (Sonic has a dream where he, Robotnik, Snively, and the rest if the FFs are characters in A Christmas Carol... apparently Christmas is still celebrated on Mobius)

Uncle Chuck's Treasure! - StH #7 (Sonic finds a treasure map left by his uncle. Believing it might be the location of an important invention both the FFs and Robotnik race to the X that marks the spot)

The Shadow Nose! - StH #7 (Sonic practices shadow boxing)

Details Are Sketchy! - StH #7 (a badnik tries to describe who attacked him to Robotnik who is trying to draw the suspect based off the description)

Sorceress in Distress - StH #7 (on the Mobius's version of Halloween, called Fright Night [which takes place after Christmas apparently] Sally dresses as a witch, only for Robotnik to mistakenly believe her to be a real witch and offer that they team up together to take over Mobius)

Princess Cruises - StH #7 (Antoine tries to convince Sally to invest in a royal navy by naming a small boat after her)

Bot's All Folks! - StH #8 (Robotnik builds super powered robots inspired by comic books)

A Little Sonic Goes a Long Way - StH #8 (Robotnik builds a shrink ray)

Pseudo-Sonic! - StH #9 (Robotnik builds a robot duplicate of Sonic)

Tooth or Consequences! - StH #9 (Robotnik builds a dentist robot, and thinks even it is too cruel a monster to let loose on the world)

Quick Sketch - StH #9 (Sonic makes a vlog on how to draw himself)

What's the Point? - StH #9 (It's Sally birthday and Sonic tries to give her a pet Mobian Needle Bird as a gift. Only for the animal to prove more trouble than its worth)

Revenge of the Nerbs! - StH #10 (meet the Nerbs)

Twan With the Wind - StH #10 (Antoine builds a hot air balloon)

The Good, the Bad, and the Hedgehog! - StH #11 (Sonic gets lost on the Cosmic Interstate and winds up in Anti-Mobius where he meets his evil twin)

Beat The Clock - StH #11 (Coconuts has captured the FFs are using them as bait to lure Sonic into a trap)

Food for Thought or You Are What You Eat! - StH #11 (It's Sonic's birthday and he has a weird dream after eating too much)

3233 CE

Antoine = 16

Bunnie = 14

Rotor = 14

Sally = 13

Sonic = 13

Tails = 6

A Timely Arrival - StH #12 (Robotnik builds a time machine that sends Sonic back to the prehistoric era)

Bold-Headed Eagle - StH #12 (Sonic tries to help a depressed Cyril the Eagle to fly again before Robotnik captures them both)

This Island Hedgehog - Sth #13 (Meet Knuckles! A Sonic 3 adaptation)

Space in yo' Face! - StH #13 (Robotnik builds an orbital robotizer and so the FFs steal it, but Robotnik is hot on their tails)

Tails' Taste of Power - StH #14 (Tails gains super intelligence by eating a fruit from the tree of wisdom, but then proceeds to bite off more than he can chew when gets a swelled head over it)

Do-It-Yourself-Sonic - StH #14 (Sonic and Tails attempt to make a comic about their misadventures while fishing)

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun! - StH #14 (When Robotnik tries to capture Sally and Bunnie he finds out just how tough women can be)

Ghost Busted - Sonic Super Special #8 (Sonic, Tails, and Antoine go on a camping trip and try to scare each other with ghost stories)

Rockin' the 'Bot! - StH #15 (Sonic saves a magical frog that gives him three power stones... only trouble is Sonic can't remember which stone grants which power)

What's the Big Idea? - StH #15 (The Freedom Fighters all try to guess what Rotor's newest invention will be)

Animal Magnetism - StH #15 (Robotnik tries to use a giant magnet to capture Bunnie)

Sonic Under Glass! - StH #16 (Robotnik traps the FFs in a virtual reality that grants their every wish)

The Man from H.E.D.G.E.H.O.G. - StH #16 (Upset that the FFs keep spoiling his plans, Robotnik decides to use a randomized wheel to decide his moves in the hopes that no one will be able to predict what he's up to. First Appearance of Harvey Who)

Gorilla Warfare/The Apes of Wrath - StH #17 (Robotnik travels to Skoal Island and finds one of his original bots: King Gong, a giant, 800 ton gorilla! He then sends the big ape to Mobotropolis to attack Sonic and the Freedom Fighters! But it seems that King Gong's interests lay instead with Sally…)

Wedding Bell Blues - StH #18 (Sonic and Sally are getting married! And Robotnik is here to crash the wedding, but not everything is as it seems...)

Princess Sally's Crusade - StH 17 & 18, & Sonic Special #1: In Your Face (When Sally's beloved teacher dies, she goes on a quest to find herself again. First Appearance of Nicole)

The Mirror Zone - SS #1 (Sonic and Tails get trapped in a zone where everything is backwards)

Tails' Tallest Tale - SS #1 (Tails is invited to a convention to give a speech. He brags about his exploits to the audience until the real Robotnik shows up and Tails has to fight him alone)

Everything Old is Newt Again - Sonic the Hedgehog Archives #5 (Universalamander returns!)

Night of 1,000 Sonics - StH #19 (All of the Sonics across the multiverse have to team up to stop Robo-Robotnik from conquering all universes)

That's the Spirit - StH #20 (Everyone believes that Sonic has died in an explosion inside Robotnik's lab, including Sonic himself!)

The Three Phases of E.V.E. - StH #21 (Robotnik builds an unbeatable robot that can think for itself and evolve)

The Return - StH #22 (Believing Robotnik to be dead, Snively accidentally sets off the self destruct protocols which orders all of his robots to rampage till nothing is left of Mobius... and the only person who can stop the end of the world is... Robotnik back from the dead)

Tails' Knighttime Story! - StH #22 (In an attempt to get Tails to sleep, Sally tells Tails the story of Sir Runalot and Mortail to convince Tails that Sonic’s life is filled with danger and hard work, not fun and excitement.)

Ivo Robotnik, Freedom Fighter! - StH #23 (When the FFs and Robotnik get kidnapped by an alien scientist, they have to team up together to get back home)

The Vol-Ant-Teer - StH #23 (Tails has left a power ring in Robotropolis without Sonic knowing. Antoine being the showoff he is decides to retrieve it, but Bunnie comes along to help. First Kiss)

Deadliest of the Species - StH 20 & Sally Miniseries: 1-3 (Sally is training new recruits when she meets master spy Geoffrey St. John and together they uncover Robotnik's plot to replace her with a robot duplicate)

When Hedgehogs Collide - StH 24 (Anti-Sonic and the Suppression Squad crossover into Mobius and pretend to be the real FFs in an effort to undermine they're good counterparts reputations)

Go Ahead... Mecha My Day - StH 25 Robotnik builds his deadliest creation yet, Metal Sonic! And he kidnaps Sonic's pen pal, Amy Rose, to use as bait to lure him into a trap)

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Archie Sonic: Full Issue Database

THE CLASSIC ERA #0: Don't Cry For Me, Mobius/Oh No Robo! No Mo' Mobo! - Gallagher #1: Run, Sally, Run/Something Fishy - Gallagher #2: A Crowning Achievement - Gallagher #3: What If.../Why Ask Spy? - Gallagher --------------------------------------- #1: Hedgehog & Vine/You Bet My Life - Gallagher #2: Triple Trouble/Vertigo A' Go-Go - Gallagher #3: The Bomb Bugs Me/Rabbot Deployment - Gallagher #4: The Lizard of Odd/Tails' Little Tale - Gallagher #5: Olympic Trial and Error/Chomp on This - DeCesare #6: The Spin Doctor/Sonic's Christmas Carol - Gallagher/DeCesare #7: Uncle Chuck's Treasure/Sorceress in Distress - DeCesare #8: Bot's All Folks/A Little Sonic Goes a Long Way - Gallagher #9: Pseudo-Sonic/What's the Point? - Gallagher/DeCesare #10: Revenge of the Nerbs/Twan With the Wind - DeCesare #11: Good, Bad and Hedgehog/Beat the Clock/Food for Thought - Penders & Kanterovich #12: A Timely Arrival/Bold-Headed Eagle/Lynx is a Jinx - Gallagher/DeCesare #13: This Island Hedgehog/Space in Your Face - Penders & Kanterovich/DeCesare #14: Tails' Taste of Power/Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - DeCesare/Penders & Kanterovich #15: Rockin' The Bot/Animal Magnetism - DeCesare #16: Sonic Under Glass/The Man From H.E.D.G.E.H.O.G - Penders & Kanterovich #17: The Apes of Wrath/Princess Sally's Crusade (1) - Penders & Kanterovich #18: Wedding Bell Blues/Princess Sally's Crusade (2) - Penders & Kanterovich SP1: Princess Sally's Crusade (3) - Penders & Kanterovich #19: Night of 1,000 Hedgehogs - Penders & Kanterovich #20: That's the Spirit/Deadlest of the Species - DeCesare/Penders & Kanterovich MS1: Princess Sally - Penders & Kanterovich #21: The Three Phases of E.V.E - Penders #22: The Return/Tail's Knighttime Story - Penders/DeCesare #23: Ivo Robotnik, Freedom Fighter/The Vol-Ant-Teer - DeCesare #24: When Hedgehogs Collide - Penders & Kanterovich #25: Go Ahead...Mecha My Day - Gallagher SP2: Sonic & Knuckles - Penders #26: Way, Way Past Cool - DeCesare SP3: Sonic Triple Trouble - Gallagher #27: A Scrambled Hedgehog/Coming Soon - Penders/Gallagher #28: Saturday Night's Alright For a Fight/Growing Pains (1) - Penders/Gallagher #29: Steel Belted Sally/Growing Pains (2) - DeCesare/Gallagher MS2: Sonic's Buddy Tails - Gallagher #30: The Return of Uncle Chuck/Who Stole My Chaos Emeralds? - DeCesare/Castiglia SP4: Knuckles' Chaotix - Penders #31: A Robot Rides the Rails/Lost and Found/Tundra Road (1) - Penders/Gallagher #32: Blast From the Past/Prisoners/Tundra Road (2) - DeCesare/Penders/Gallagher #33: Let's Get Small/The Big Picture/Sonic Shot - Gallagher/Penders SP5: Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles - Gallagher/Penders #34: To Bot or Not to Bot/A Sense of History (1) - DeCesare/Penders #35: Rings of Truth/A Sense of History (2) - Gallagher/Penders #36: Heart of Darkness/A Sense of History (3) - Penders MS3: Sonic's Friendly Nemesis Knuckles - Penders #37: The Day Robotropolis Fell/Bunnie's Worst Nightmare - DeCesare/Koslowski #38: The Rise of Robotropolis/Bedtime Tails - Taylor/Penders #39: Rage Against the Machine - Gallagher SP6: Sonic & Knuckles Mecha Madness - Gallagher/Taylor #40: Court Martial - Gallagher #41: And One Shall Save Him - Penders MS4: Sonic Quest (The Death Egg Saga) - Gallagher #42: In Every Kingdom There Must Exist Chaos/Knuckles Quest (1) - Taylor/Penders #43: The Dream Zone - Penders SP7: Sonic Live/The Substitute FFs/Knuckles Quest (2) - Penders/Koslowski/Taylor #44: Black and Blue and Red All Over - Penders SP8: Sonic Blast/The T.U.F.F Awards/Bugged Bunnie - Gallagher/DeCesare #45: Guerilla Thriller/Knuckles Quest (3) - DeCesare/Taylor/Penders #46: Countdown to Armageddon/Knuckles Quest (4) - Taylor/Penders SS1: Battle Royal/The Map - Taylor/Penders/Rolston #47: Endgame (1) - Penders #48: Endgame (2) - Penders/Taylor #49: Endgame (3) - Penders/Gallagher #50: Endgame (4) - Penders/Gallagher/Bollers/Taylor ------------------------------------------------------ KTE#1: The Dark Legion (1) - Penders/Taylor KTE#2: The Dark Legion (2) - Penders/Taylor KTE#3: The Dark Legion (3) - Penders/Taylor

THE ADVENTURING ERA #51: Reality Bytes - Bollers #52: The Discovery Zone/First Contact - Rolston/Bollers SS2: Brave New World - Penders SS3: Sonic Firsts - Gallagher/Penders & Kanterovich #53: Unfinished Business/Sounds of Silence - Penders/Bollers SS4: Return of the King/Down and Out in Downunda - Bollers/Gallagher #54: Running to Stand Still - Bollers #55: Monkey Madness/Rise of the Robians - Strom/Bollers #56: Immortality is Forever, Life is Finite - Taylor SS5: Sonic Kids - Gallagher/Rolston/Bollers #57: Back to Basics - Bollers #58: Friendly Rogues and Foul Villains/The Living Crown - Penders/Emery #59: Opposites Detract/The People's Princess - Gallagher/Penders #60: Arsenal of the Iron King/The Ultimatum - Strom/Penders SS6: Sonic 50 Directors Cut - Penders/Gallagher/Bollers/Taylor #61: Outback Check/Total Turbulence/Secret Service (1) - Gallagher/Bollers/Penders #62: Icon (1)/Secret Service (2) - Bollers/Penders #63: Icon (2)/Secret Service (3) - Bollers/Penders SS7: Parallel Paradigm - Penders #64: The Naugus Trilogy (1)/Secret Service (4) - Bollers/Penders #65: The Naugus Trilogy (2)/The Library - Bollers/Penders #66: The Naugus Trilogy (3)/And Then There Was One - Bollers SS8: Sally Moon - Slott/Brown/Ribeiro/Strom/Oliveras #67: Tomb Raider/Shadows in the Dark - Bollers/Penders #68: Surprise/Survival of the Fittest - Bollers/Penders SS9: Sonic Kids 2 - Gallagher #69: A Day in the Life/Weathering the Storm - Bollers/Penders #70: Saving Nate Morgan/Statute of Limitations - Bollers/Castiglia #71: Retro Activity/Tales of the Great War (Prelude) - Bollers/Penders SS10: One Enchantra Evening/Zone Wars: A Tale of Two Hedgehogs - Gallagher/Bollers #72: I, Robotnik/Tales of the Great War (1) - Bollers/Penders #73: The Truth is Out There/Tales of the Great War (2) - Bollers/Penders #74: Don't Call It a Comeback/Tales of the Great War (3) - Bollers/Penders #75: I Am The Eggman - Bollers SS11: Girls Rule - Penders/Gallagher #76: Business as Usual/Tales of the Great War (4) - Bollers/Penders #77: Rebels Without a Pause/Tales of the Great War (5) - Bollers/Penders SS12: Turnabout Heroes/Zone Wars: Giant Robotno - Penders/Bollers/Slott #78: Changes/Tales of the Great War (6) - Bollers/Penders #79: The Discovery/The Chaos Factor/Tales of the Great War (7) - Bollers/Penders #80: If Wishes Were Acorns/Land Fall/Swallowing Trouble - Bollers/Penders #81: City of Dreams/All You Need's a Bit of Chaos/A Rose Plucked - Bollers/Penders #82: Night of Chaos/A Door To The Past/Double-Crossed Circuits - Bollers/Penders SS13: Sonic Adventure - Bollers/Penders #83: Menace to Society - Bollers SS14: Law of the Land/Best of Times, Worst of Times - Skolnick/Spivey/Penders #84: Perfect Chaos/Bridge Under Troubled Waters - Penders #85: The Big Payback - Bollers #86: Heart of the Hedgehog (1)/Against the Haunted Past (1) - Fingeroth/Strom #87: Heart of the Hedgehog (2)/Against the Haunted Past (2) - Fingeroth/Strom SS15: Naugus Games / Spin City - Penders/Gallagher ------------------------------------------------------------ KTE#4: Lost Paradise (1) - Penders KTE#5: Lost Paradise (2) - Penders KTE#6: Lost Paradise (3) - Penders KTE#7: Dark Vengeance (1) - Penders KTE#8: Dark Vengeance (2) - Penders KTE#9: Dark Vengeance (3) - Penders KTE#10: The Forgotten Tribe (1) - Penders KTE#11: The Forgotten Tribe (2) - Penders KTE#12: The Forgotten Tribe (3) - Penders KTE#13: The Chaotix Caper (1) - Penders KTE#14: The Chaotix Caper (2) - Penders KTE#15: The Chaotix Caper (3) - Penders KTE#16: Reunions - Penders KTE#17: Deep Cover (1) - Penders KTE#18: Deep Cover (2) - Penders KTE#19: The Forbidden Zone (1) - Penders KTE#20: The Forbidden Zone (2) - Penders KTE#21: The Forbidden Zone (3) - Penders KTE#22: Dark Alliance (1) - Penders KTE#23: Dark Alliance (2) - Penders KTE#24: Dark Alliance (3) - Penders KTE#25: Childhood's End - Penders KTE#26: The First Date (1) - Penders KTE#27: The First Date (2) - Penders KTE#28: The First Date (3) - Penders KTE#29: My Special Friend - Penders KTE#30: King of the Hill (1) - Penders KTE#31: King of the Hill (2) - Penders KTE#32: King of the Hill (3) - Penders

THE DECLINING ERA #88: Family Matters/Picking Up the Pieces - Bollers/Penders #89: Thicker Than Water/A Matter of Self-Interest - Bollers/Penders #90: Sword of Omens/Between a Rock and a Hard Place - Bollers/Penders #91: Crash/Hired Guns - Bollers/Penders #92: The Wrath of Khan/Premonition - Bollers/Penders #93: Crime 'N Punishment/Bagging the Big One - Bollers/Penders #94: New Order/The Best Laid Plans - Bollers/Penders #95: Enemy Mine/When Destiny Calls - Bollers/Penders #96: The Messenger/The Chosen One - Bollers/Penders #97: My Secret Identity/To The Brink - Bollers/Penders #98: Sonic Adventure 2/As the Shadow Awakes - Bollers/Penders #99: Blow by Blow/What Comes Around Goes Around - Bollers/Penders #100: Reunion/Welcome to the Dark Side - Bollers/Penders #101: Altered States/Reboot - Bollers/Penders #102: Family Dysfunction/Life's Realities - Bollers/Penders #103: FFs of the Galaxy (1)/Myth Taken Identity (1) - Gallagher #104: FFs of the Galaxy (2)/Myth Taken Identity (2) - Gallagher #105: You Say You Want a Revolution?/Myth Taken Identity (3) - Bollers/Gallagher #106: Crouching Hedgehog, Hidden Dragon (1)/Reunification (1) - Bollers/Penders #107: Crouching Hedgehog, Hidden Dragon (2)/Reunification (2) - Bollers/Penders #108: Robotnik x 2 = Trouble/A Girl Named Hope/Reunification (3) - Bollers/Penders #109: Heard it Through the Pipeline/The Crush/Reunification (4) - Bollers/Penders #110: War Games/One For All - Bollers #111: Kids of the Spider Woman/I'll Shoot the Sheriff!/The Trouble With Grrrls! - Bollers #112: Mistaken Identity Crisis/Forgiven - Bollers #113: Cry of the Wolf - Oliveras #114: Twice Told Tails/Ultimate Power (1)/Young At Heart - Bollers/Penders #115: Meanie in a Bottle/Ultimate Power (2) - Bollers/Penders #116: Operation Off Switch/Bat Fight/Ultimate Power (Mid-Logue) - Bollers/Penders #117: Cyber Race/The Tortoise and the Hedgehog/Ultimate Power (3) - Bollers/Chacon/Penders #118: Robotnik Returns/Heart to Heart/Ultimate Power (4) - Bollers/Penders #119: Cater-Killer is Coming!/Dust Bunnie/Time Code - Bollers #120: She's Gotta Have Him/Those Were the Days/The Royal Signet - Bollers/Penders/Chacon #121: The Prince and the Revolution/Afterlife (1)/Song Bird - Bollers/Penders/Chacon #122: Hearts Held Hostage (1)/Afterlife (2)/Only One Guardian - Bollers/Penders #123: Hearts Held Hostage (2)/Afterlife (3)/The Last Robian - Bollers/Penders #124: Sonic Adventure 2.5 (Alpha)/Afterlife (4) - Bollers/Penders #125: Sonic Adventure 2.5 (Omega) - Bollers

THE MISERABLE ERA #126: Tossed in Space (1 & 2)/Better Read Than Dead - Bollers/Gallagher #127: Tossed in Space (3)/Agent Sonic vs. Agent Knuckles - Bollers/Gallagher #128: Tossed in Space (4 & 5) - Bollers #129: Tossed in Space (6 & 7) - Chacon/Bollers #130: Home (1) - Bollers #131: Home (2)/Mobius 25YL (Prologue) - Bollers/Penders #132: Home (3)/Mobius 25YL (1) - Bollers/Penders #133: Home (4)/Mobius 25YL (2) - Bollers/Penders #134: Home (Epilogue)/Mobius 25YL (3) - Bollers/Penders #135: Agent of K.N.O.T.H.O.L.E/Anonymous/Mobius 25YL (4) - Chacon/Bollers/Penders #136: The Infiltrator/Mobius 25YL (5)/Patience - Chacon/Penders #137: Robo-Dyne Systems/Mobius 25YL (6)/Ooh-La-La Treachery - Chacon/Penders #138: Return to Angel Island (1)/Mobius 25YL (7) - Bollers/Penders #139: Return to Angel Island (2)/Mobius 25YL (8) - Bollers/Penders #140: Return to Angel Island (3)/Mobius 25YL (9) - Bollers/Penders #141: Return to Angel Island (4)/Mobius 25YL (10) - Bollers/Penders #142: The Original FFs (1)/I Wanna Be a Freedom Fighter/Mobius 25YL (11) - Chacon/Penders #143: The Original FFs (2)/Mobius 25YL (12) - Chacon/Penders #144: Mobius 25YL (13)/Love and Loss - Penders/Chacon #145: Shadows of Hope/Training Day/Harbringer - Penders/Bollers #146: The Good, Bad and Unknown (1)/Out of Your Shell/Circuit Me - Penders/Chacon #147: The Good, Bad and Unknown (2)/This Side of Parodies/Fox and the Hound - Penders/Gallagher/Chacon #148: The Good, Bad and Unknown (3)/Playing Around/Destiny's Child - Penders/Ribiero #149: The Good, Bad and Unknown (4)/The Chosen One (1) - Penders/Chacon #150: From Hero to Zero in No Time At All/The Chosen One (2) - Penders/Chacon #151: Chaos Emeralds are Forever/Stargazer - Penders/Del Rio #152: Engage/Sonic's Angels - Penders #153: Songoose (1)/Fairy Tale - Bollers/Chacon #154: Songoose (2)/More Than Meets The Eye - Bollers/Penders #155: Line of Succession (1)/The Price of Flame (1) - Penders/Gallagher #156: Line of Succession (2)/The Price of Flame (2) - Penders/Gallagher #157: System Shutdown - Penders #158: System Reconfiguration - Penders #159: System Reboot - Penders

THE RENEWAL ERA #160: Birthday Bash (1)/Sonic Rush (1) - Flynn #161: Birthday Bash (2)/Sonic Rush (2) - Flynn #162: The Darkest Storm (1)/Ties That Bind - Flynn #163: The Darkest Storm (2)/Sonic Riders (1) - Flynn #164: The Darkest Storm (3)/Sonic Riders (2) - Flynn #165: Leak/Call of Duty - Flynn #166: Mobius 25YL (14)/The Chaotix Connection - Flynn #167: Mobius 25YL (15)/Hedgehog Day - Flynn #168: Order From Chaos (1)/Courage and Honor - Flynn #169: Order From Chaos (2)/For a Friend - Flynn #170: Comings & Goings/The Island of Misfit Badniks - Flynn/Gallagher #171: I Am/Enforcers - Flynn #172: Truth of the Heart/Worth the Effort - Flynn #173: Round Up!/See Ya Later, Chao (1) - Flynn #174: Union/See Ya Later, Chao (2) - Flynn #175: Eggman Empire - Flynn #176: Cracking the Empire - Flynn #177: Home, New Home - Flynn #178: House of Cards (1) - Flynn #179: House of Cards (2) - Flynn #180: Preparations for War/High Stakes on the High Sea - Flynn #181: Enerjak Reborn (1)/Undone - Flynn #182: Enerjak Reborn (2)/Albion's Shameful Secret - Flynn #183: Enerjak Reborn (3)/Ashes and Dust - Flynn #184: Enerjak Reborn (4)/Anything - Flynn #185: Mogul Rising (1)/The Misfit Badniks Sequel - Flynn/Gallagher #186: Mogul Rising (2)/Honor-Bound - Flynn #187: Mogul Rising (3) - Flynn #188: Mogul Rising (4) - Flynn #189: Bold New Moebius (1) - Flynn #190: Bold New Moebius (2) - Flynn #191: Metal and Mettle (1)/Invaders From Beyond - Flynn #192: Metal and Mettle (2)/Father and Son - Flynn #193: Otherside (1)/Sonic Unleashed! - Flynn #194: Otherside (2)/Sleepless in New Megaopolis - Flynn #195: Hedgehog Havoc (1) - Flynn #196: Hedgehog Havoc (2) - Flynn #197: Consequences/Knight Time - Flynn #198: Egg Phoenix Down - Flynn #199: Knocking on Eggman's Door - Flynn #200: Turnabout is Fair Play - Flynn ------------------------------------ SU#1: Living Weapons - Flynn SU#2: Time & Again - Flynn SU#3: Old Soldiers - Flynn SU#4: The Ultimate Lifeform - Flynn

THE BURDENED ERA #201: Change in Management/Devotion - Flynn #202: Dangerous Territory/A Lonely Girl's Story - Flynn #203: Heavy is the Head (1)/Friend in Deed (1) - Flynn #204: Heavy is the Head (2)/Friend in Deed (2) - Flynn #205: On the Run (1)/Birthright (1) - Flynn #206: On the Run (2)/Birthright (2) - Flynn #207: Blackout/The Iron Queen - Flynn #208: Iron Dominion (1) - Flynn #209: Iron Dominion (2) - Flynn #210: Home Invasion (1) - Flynn #211: Home Invasion (2) - Flynn #212: The Road We Take - Flynn #213: Reigning Cats and Dogs (1) - Flynn #214: Reigning Cats and Dogs (2) - Flynn #215: Family Matters (1)/Future Tense (1) - Flynn #216: Family Matters (2)/Future Tense (2) - Flynn #217: Thicker Than Water (1)/Welcome Back, Chao! - Flynn #218: Thicker Than Water (2)/Hindsight - Flynn #219: In Service to the King (1)/Sonic Colors - Flynn #220: In Service to the King (2)/From the Inside Out - Flynn #221: Changing Tempo/Second Impressions (1) - Flynn #222: The World Can Wait/Second Impressions (2) - Flynn #223: Chaos and the Crown (1)/Special Zone House Call - Flynn #224: Chaos and the Crown (2) - Flynn #225: One Step Forward - Flynn #226: Genesis (1) - Flynn #227: Genesis (2) - Flynn #228: Genesis (3) - Flynn #229: Genesis (4) - Flynn #230: Two Steps Back - Flynn #231: Lost in the Moment/Haunted - Flynn #232: Dark Tidings/Fragile - Flynn #233: The Trial of Geoffrey St. John/From the Shadows - Flynn #234: Unthinkable/Dark Hearts - Flynn #235: Remember the Fallen - Flynn #236: Cry Freedom!/Leader of the Band - Flynn #237: Loyalty (1)/Heart to Heart - Flynn #238: Loyalty (2)/Foundation Works - Flynn #239: Heroes (1) - Flynn #240: Heroes (2) - Flynn #241: Unraveling - Flynn #242: Olympic Trials/Unfriendly Skies - Flynn #243: Endangered Species (1) - Flynn #244: Endangered Species (2) - Flynn #245: Endangered Species (3) - Flynn #246: Endangered Species (4) - Flynn #247: At All Costs (1) - Flynn #248: Worlds Collide (3) - Flynn #249: Worlds Collide (6) - Flynn #250: Worlds Collide (9) - Flynn #251: Worlds Collide (12) - Flynn ----------------------------------- SU#5: Mobius 30YL (1) - Flynn SU#6: Mobius 30YL (2) - Flynn SU#7: Mobius 30YL (3) - Flynn SU#8: Mobius 30YL (4) - Flynn SU#9: Echoes of the Past (1) - Flynn SU#10: Echoes of the Past (2) - Flynn SU#11: Echoes of the Past (3) - Flynn SU#12: Echoes of the Past (4) - Flynn SU#13: Journey into the East (1) - Flynn SU#14: Journey into the East (2) - Flynn SU#15: Journey into the East (3) - Flynn SU#16: Journey into the East (4) - Flynn SU#17: Trouble in Paradise (1) - Flynn SU#18: Trouble in Paradise (2) - Flynn SU#19: Trouble in Paradise (3) - Flynn SU#20: Trouble in Paradise (4) - Flynn SU#21: Treasure Team Tango (1) - Flynn SU#22: Treasure Team Tango (2) - Flynn SU#23: Treasure Team Tango (3) - Flynn SU#24: Treasure Team Tango (4) - Flynn SU#25: Fractured Mirror (1) - Flynn SU#26: Fractured Mirror (2) - Flynn SU#27: Fractured Mirror (3) - Flynn SU#28: Fractured Mirror (4) - Flynn SU#29: Inside Job (1) - Flynn SU#30: Inside Job (2) - Flynn SU#31: Inside Job (3) - Flynn SU#32: Inside Job (4) - Flynn SU#33: Babylon Rising (1) - Flynn SU#34: Babylon Rising (2) - Flynn SU#35: Babylon Rising (3) - Flynn SU#36: Babylon Rising (4) - Flynn SU#37: Scrambled (1) - Flynn SU#38: Scrambled (2) - Flynn SU#39: Scrambled (3) - Flynn SU#40: Scrambled (4) - Flynn SU#41: Unsung Heroes (1) - Flynn SU#42: Unsung Heroes (2) - Flynn SU#43: Unsung Heroes (3) - Flynn SU#44: Unsung Heroes (4) - Flynn SU#45: Racing for the Stars - Flynn SU#46: All For One (1) - Flynn SU#47: All For One (2) - Flynn SU#48: All For One (3) - Flynn SU#49: All For One (4) - Flynn SU#50: Forged in Fire - Flynn SU#51: Worlds Collide (2) - Flynn SU#52: Worlds Collide (5) - Flynn SU#53: Worlds Collide (8) - Flynn SU#54: Worlds Collide (11) - Flynn

THE REBOOT ERA #252: At All Costs (2) - Flynn #253: Countdown to Chaos (1) - Flynn #254: Countdown to Chaos (2) - Flynn #255: Countdown to Chaos (3) - Flynn #256: Countdown to Chaos (4) - Flynn #257: Damage Control - Flynn #258: The Chase (1) - Flynn #259: The Chase (2) - Flynn #260: Waves of Change (1)/Light in the Dark (1) - Flynn/Baker #261: Waves of Change (2)/Light in the Dark (2) - Flynn/Baker #262: Waves of Change (3)/Light in the Dark (3) - Flynn/Baker #263: Waves of Change (4)/Consequences - Flynn/Baker #264: Control (1)/A Nice Day to Start Again - Flynn/Esposito/Bailey #265: Control (2)/The Grand Tour - Flynn/Esquivel/Baker #266: Ambushed (1) - Flynn #267: Ambushed (2) - Flynn #268: Champions (1) - Flynn #269: Champions (2) - Flynn #270: Champions (3) - Flynn #271: Champions (4) - Flynn #272: A Ray of Hope - Flynn #273: Worlds Unite (3) - Flynn #274: Worlds Unite (7) - Flynn #275: Worlds Unite (11) - Flynn #276: Cold Hearted/Back in Business - Flynn #277: Thunder, Rain and Lightning/Hidden Costs (1) - Flynn/Baker #278: Face of the Enemy (1)/Hidden Costs (2) - Flynn/Baker #279: Face of the Enemy (2)/Hidden Costs (3) - Flynn/Baker #280: Keys to Victory/A Special Occasion - Flynn #281: Wings of Fire (1)/Homesick - Flynn #282: Wings of Fire (2)/Shards and Sparks - Flynn #283: The Mission/Zero Hour - Flynn #284: Panic in the Sky (1) - Flynn #285: Panic in the Sky (2) - Flynn #286: Panic in the Sky (3) - Flynn #287: Panic in the Sky (4) - Flynn #288: Genesis of a Hero (1) - Flynn #289: Genesis of a Hero (2) - Flynn #290: Genesis of a Hero (3) - Flynn #291: Genesis of a Hero (4) - Flynn #292: Epilogue: Breaching Paths - Flynn --------------------------------------- SU#55: Pirate Plunder Panic (1) - Yardley SU#56: Pirate Plunder Panic (2) - Yardley SU#57: Pirate Plunder Panic (3) - Yardley SU#58: Pirate Plunder Panic (4) - Yardley SU#59: Shadow Fall (1) - Flynn SU#60: Shadow Fall (2) - Flynn SU#61: Shadow Fall (3) - Flynn SU#62: Shadow Fall (4) - Flynn SU#63: The Great Chaos Caper (1) - Flynn SU#64: The Great Chaos Caper (2) - Flynn SU#65: The Great Chaos Caper (3) - Flynn SU#66: The Great Chaos Caper (4) - Flynn SU#67: Total Eclipse (1) - Flynn SU#68: Total Eclipse (2) - Flynn SU#69: Total Eclipse (3) - Flynn SU#70: Total Eclipse (4) - Flynn SU#71: Spark of Life (1) - Flynn SU#72: Spark of Life (2) - Flynn SU#73: Spark of Life (3) - Flynn SU#74: Spark of Life (4) - Flynn SU#75: Fury - Flynn SU#76: Worlds Unite (1) - Flynn SU#77: Worlds Unite (5) - Flynn SU#78: Worlds Unite (9) - Flynn SU#79: The Silver Age (1) - Stanley SU#80: The Silver Age (2) - Stanley SU#81: The Silver Age (3) - Stanley SU#82: The Silver Age (4) - Stanley SU#83: Eggman's Dozen (1) - Flynn SU#84: Eggman's Dozen (2) - Flynn SU#85: Eggman's Dozen (3) - Flynn SU#86: Eggman's Dozen (4) - Flynn SU#87: Shattered (1) - Flynn SU#88: Shattered (2) - Flynn SU#89: Shattered (3) - Flynn SU#90: Shattered (4) - Flynn SU#91: Case of the Pirate Princess (1) - Flynn/Baker SU#92: Case of the Pirate Princess (2) - Flynn/Baker SU#93: Case of the Pirate Princess (3) - Flynn/Baker SU#94: Case of the Pirate Princess (4) - Flynn/Baker

[b33lz3burg3r]

Pet names the obey me characters would prolly call you

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Lucifer~ would just call you your name, maybe smth like cutie and love every once in a while. Hates when you call call him by his full name. calls you his "star"

Mammon~ accidentally called you goldie a few times. loves to call you Babe. When you two are alone he calls you Amorcito but would die if anyone found out.

Leviathan~ this man will call you every animal in the book. it started off cute with bunny, buggy, kitty, etc. but quickly switched to things like pony and froggy and even fishy. while cute, it definitly caught you off gaurd. don't worry, prince/princess/princex are also very often used.

Satan~ as soon as you two got together they immediately started calljng you sweetie/sweetheart every chance he could. you make fun of them for calling you kitty, but its still very heartfelt when they do. "hey love, have you seen my book anywhere..?"

Asmodeus~ if theres a romantic versio if something, hes probably called you it. She's particularly fond of names in other languages. they'll often call you "poupette" and "cherie".

Beelzebub~ "jellybean" jelly-m^therf^ckin-bean. due to asmodeus' obsessiom with his food-loving younger brother, he also managed to learn some french words for you. "chouchou" "crevette" "pomme d'amour". noodle, buddy, and peanut are also very much his favorites.

Belphegor~ bug/jitterbug/buggy are the ones he uses most. hes not very big on nicknames but if xe had to choose, the answers alway bug. you might catch xim calling you his snack...

Diavolo~ these man will most definitely rave about your height differences. Being the tallest if the demoms and most likely being taller than you, get ready to be called "tiny" or "peanut". you are, in his words, his little "princey/prinsessen/prinshex". how sweet

Barbatos~(in my mc's world they're aroace, so these are platonic, but can be romantic if your mc's is allo) bubba, bo, dear, and your grace. he often just calls you the young lord's friend or master [y/n]. these nucknames are only in eachother's or diavolo's presssence or if trying to comfort you.

Simeon~ this man adores petnames. he thinks theyre the truest form of affection and will accept any of, feminine or masculine. but classic nicknames will always hold a special place in his heart. "babe" "sweetheart/sweetie" "love" "darling" "cupcake" "sugar tits"

Solomon~ he says "baby" but not is the creepy bbg way, like "its okay baby, im here". also sometimes puddin' which he adapted from Mammon. hell call you a shortened ver. of uyour name, as well

[inlovewithhisblueeyes]

Borrowed

Pairing: Henry Cavill x Reader

Word Count: ~1.4k

Warnings: Talks about Suicide, Survivor’s Guilt, Depression, Parental Abuse, Panic Attacks, Use of Platonic Pet Names

A/N: Today is my 22nd birthday. I have always had issues regarding my birthday and getting older. I spent 12 years of my life actively wishing I was dead and never expecting to make it to 18. It’s hard for me to understand that I’m still here 4 years after my believed expiry date. I’m getting better each year at dealing with all the feelings that come with my birthday. I’m okay and this piece helped me get out what I struggle with telling others. The nice thing at least is this year I’m not spending this day alone.

You let out a shaky breath as you laid out in the grass. The stars were just barely shining through the cloudy sky above you. The night breeze was still warm enough that you didn’t need a jacket. It would have been a pleasant night if the voices lurking in the back of your mind had taken some time off for once.

Tonight they were screaming at you, louder than ever before. Their voices bounced off the walls your mind, echoing endlessly. The pain in your chest was too much to bare. It was a crushing weight that threatened to flatten you to utter nothingness. No matter what you did to cope it just wasn’t working like it normally would.

Tonight they were screaming at you, louder than ever before. Their voices bounced off the walls your mind, echoing endlessly. The pain in your chest was too much to bare. It was a crushing weight that threatened to flatten you to utter nothingness. No matter what you did to cope it just wasn’t working like it normally would.

You had to swallow down the bile that was trying to creep up your throat. There was an ever present fear seeping from every single pore as you did the one card you had left to play. You didn’t want to do this on tonight of all nights. Hands shaking you type out the words that could save or damn you.

10:28 PM Midnight Picnic. Delivered …. Read ✓

The swell of anxiety becomes too much as you wait for those little dots to appear. You toss your phone next to you as you struggle to hold back tears. The voices seem grow into a roar as the minutes slip away. Everything he ever said to you is stuck on repeat in your head

Burden….

You held him back…

It was your fault…

You ruined his life…

If only you hadn’t been born…

You didn’t deserve to be alive…

They all loved him better than you…

Useless…

Replaceable…

Selfish…

You hadn’t even realized that the tears had burst out, painting your cheeks, your neck, your shirt and most likely staining the ground under you. It’s not until you feel something pressing down on you and warmness chasing the tears off your face that you realize you had been hyperventilating. A soft clicking comes from somewhere behind you as you finally open your tear-blinded eyes. There, resting on top of your shaking form, was a fuzzy face you knew too well.

“Kal, up,” the figure behind you utters,” You gotta let her up, boy.”

The bear of a dog gave a disappointed huff before doing as his master commanded. You felt warm hands gently help you sit up and soon after you feel a solid mass against your back and two long legs incase yours. If anything, the close contact caused your panicking to cease only for a moment. Henry’s arm wrap around your shoulders and he settles you against him. Kal lays himself down by the two of you.

“I’m here for you, Bunny. I know how you might be a little trapped right now, but I want you to try and listen to me alright,” he whispers and waits for the nod that comes between your gasping breaths,” See you’re doing so well already. Remember that exercise your gram does with you. I know you do. Can I help you with it?”

You nod again as you try to unscramble the wires in your brain. You feel his breath tickle the top of your head as he continues to hold you tightly.

“Good bunny. I want you to try and tell me 5 things you can see. Take all the time you need okay?”

“St-t-tars…” You start between gulps, “Grass…..Kal…..uhmmm”

“You can do it, sweetheart,” Henry says as he reaches down and gives your shaking hands a squeeze.

“Your Flops… Trees..”

“Now 4 you can feel.”

“Your Hand…the ground…the breeze…my shirt,” You respond with your voice a bit stronger than before.

“You’re doing great. 3 things you can hear,” Henry adds giving your hands another squeeze.

“You..me..the bugs.”

“We’re almost there. Tell me 2 things you can smell.”

“My lotion and detergent,” You voice, feeling yourself come back even more.

“Last thing. What can you taste?” The Brit asks.

“My tea from earlier,” You sigh slumping into him more.

The two of you remain there, listening to the night’s music. You continue to come down from your attack and your breathing gets softer and softer as he holds you. A few more moments pass before he loosens his hold on you because he knows that you’re back in control. You stay against him as you try to find a thought you can easily share. You wiggle away from him slightly and then turn yourself sideways so you can rest your head above his heartbeat.

“I’m so sorry.” You murmur into his warm chest,” I couldn’t be in my place anymore.”

“It’s alright, Bunny,” He mumbles, the nickname causing your nose to scrunch up slightly,” You’re the one who keeps wiggling that nose of yours like that.”

You chuckle softly before taking some deep breaths.

“I can’t stop thinking about it you know. How I never planned to be here this long and here I am still here. It feels like I stole someone else’s time. Someone more deserving,” You express, desperately trying to keep yourself from getting worked up again.

Henry wraps his arms around you again, giving a squeeze to tell you to continue.

“I know Megan says that it’s okay to not have a plan, but I don’t like that. I don’t like feeling like I have no control. I always thought I wouldn’t make it to 18 and every year that passes hurts more because I feel like I’m on borrowed time. That maybe this is all some sort of dream or something and I’ll wake up and I’ll be back in that house with him,” You blubber.

He keeps holding you tight and slightly rocks you in his arms. Kal even moves to rest his head on your leg.

“I still hear him in my head. He keeps telling me how I ruined his life, that he can’t see his girlfriend as much because of me, that I’m causing him all these problems-“

“Bunny,” Henry cuts you off,” Your father was wrong. He had his problems just like you, but he shouldn’t have taken it out on you. You’re not the reason why any of his life turned out the way it did…”

“But I killed him didn’t I? Speed up his desire to do what he did. The thing that I was supposed to do,” You cry into his chest.

“Y/N, you didn’t kill him. He should never have made you feel like killing yourself was the only way to help him. You are not on borrowed or stolen time. You were meant to be here. You deserve to be here. Your life matters to me and Kal and so many others. I know this time of the year is rough, but you did something you never did before. You reached out to someone instead of handling this alone and I am so damn proud of you,” Henry uttered and he held you tighter, blinking away the own tears in his eyes.

You sob harder at that, letting it all out. He lets you sob for as long as you need to. Occasionally rubbing your back and whispering how proud he is of you over and over until it sticks. The tears eventually run dry and you breathing evens out once more. You listen to each breath he takes, the praise he gives you. The silence only broken by a small dinging from nearby. Henry adjusts to slightly to see his watch alert midnight.

“I’m only going to say this once so don’t get too annoyed. Happy Birthday Bunny,” The man whispers to you,” Now I know we can’t do anything to crazy to distract you but I may have brought part of the festivities early. Theres two cupcakes in the car with your name on it. How about I grab those, we go inside, curl up on your couch, and watch The Little Mermaid? Maybe I can start calling you fishy instead huh? Kal thinks its a good idea right bud.”

Kal huffs loudly in approval before getting up to stretch and do his business. You laugh at that as you pull away from him slightly. “Thank you Hen. I really needed that.”

“That’s what friends are for. Now let’s go before my cheat day passes by.”

A/N 2: If you've read this far, I want you to know you're not alone. Trust me I know it feels like that sometimes, but there are people who are there for you. I'm one of those people if you need it. You deserve to be here in this life just as much as I do. ❤️

[dearcat1]

Italian roots [Part 1]

Fandoms: Iron man & Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Relationships: FRIDAY & Toni Stark, Dum-E & Toni Stark, Toni Stark & Xanxus, Superbi Squalo & Xanxus

Notes: So I might have been attacked by this bunny. I was like: WAIT! What if Toni and Xanxus are siblings? Howard could have been the type.

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Toni is sipping a margarita in her newly acquired cabin in Italy when her doorbell rings. Humming, she signals for FRIDAY to lower the music. "It's not work, is it? I'm on vacation!"

"No, boss! It seems you're being visited by Xanxus and Squalo of the Varia. Should I turn them away, boss?" FRIDAY shouldn't sound that cheery about assassins showing up on her doorstep.

Maybe giving her baby girl that much fire power was a mistake...

Nah.

This is unexpected. If anything, she had been waiting for the rogues to show up at some point. "Nope, lets see what the mafia wants with little old me." She does activate her hidden weapons with a thought, though. Just in case.

Whatever it is that they were expecting when she opened the door, it was not her and Toni finds herself wondering at the hilarity of their expressions. A little difficult to find her by accident, though. Her cabin is in the middle of nowhere for a reason. Damn paparazzi. "Yes?"

Silver-hair is outright gawking at her while Whump&Glum beside him glares like Toni killed his puppy. Alright then, she rolls her eyes and snaps her fingers at Sailor Moon. "Eyes up here, Romeo." To be fair, though, her AC/DC shirt could stand less oil-stains. He’s likely looking at that.

A crash sounds from inside and Toni blinks, startled for half a second before she whirls around and stalks inside. “Dum-E! That better not have been you!” A quick check with extremis confirms that it had, indeed, been the bot. “Dum-E! I sweat to science, I’m donating you to community college. Go to the corner and think about what you’ve done!”

With a sad whirl, Dum-e turns to look at her, arm lowering in sadness.

“Oh no! Don’t you give me that look! Off to the corner with you!”

She watches, hands firmly on her hips, until Dum-E gets to the corner, making sad noises all the way, and only then does she turn back to her guests. Guests who have, rather rudely, followed her inside. “Well then, gentlemen. To what do I owe the pleasure?”

That gets her a red-eyed glare, venomous enough to belong to the Scarlet Witch and, just for a second, Toni panics. The weapons hidden all around her cabin start charging in response and Toni wrenches herself back into control. Lowering her sunglasses to look at this man, she arches her brow. “Well?”

“VOOOI!” Sailor Moon exclaims, almost breaking the tension. “We just want to talk.”

“Really now,” she murmurs, sipping from her margarita. “Is that why you’re trying to hack my servers?”

Both of them startle and she resists the urge to snort at them but she does roll her eyes. Did they expect to get away with it or something? Arrogant much? Xanxus recovers quickly, though. “What the fuck are you playing at, bitch?”

“Charming,” she snorts. “You’re the one crashing on my vacation. If that’s all, help yourselves out the door before I help you.”

“VOOOI!” Sailor Moon, again. “Lets calm down and talk.”

“Then talk.” Toni has no patience for this idiots.  

Sailor Moon looks at Whump&Glum to continue the conversation but Xanxus remains stubbornly silent. Toni is about to just throw them out when Sailor Moon finally decides that if he wants this to go anywhere, he’s going to have to do it himself. “We believe,” he says, and Toni can read the nervousness in him, “that you two might be related.”

Something inside of her goes cold with fury and she doesn’t resist the mindset. If they want to play this game, they can deal with the Merchant of Death. Toni is out of fucks to give. “Is that so?” She murmurs, half muffled by the edge of her glass. Sauntering forward, she asks: “Your proof?”

“Proof?”

Smiling with all her teeth, she gestures at a table for them to leave the proof upon. “Yes, your proof. You did not just show up uninvited to throw this “relations” at me without proof, did you?”

Open-mouthed, Sailor Moon looks at Toni like he’s not sure what to make of her. “Voi! If you give us a little blood, we can run the tests then. We’ll know for sure that way.”

Toni hums, “is that your angle? How cliché.”Is it extremis that they’re after? With a thought, she lets the weapons around her activate fully and watches them tense as they realize they’re at gun point. Or laser point, cannon point. Toni is beyond paranoid this days. 

“Let me give you some advice. For free, of course, you cannot afford me. Fire whoever is doing your cyber-security. They suck, also, cancel that meeting on Thursday. Seems fishy to me. That said, goodbye gentlemen.” She gives them a happy wave even as red-dotes appear on their chest. 

They leave, of course. Toni watches them go as she finishes her margarita. “FRIDAY?”

“Yes, boss?”

“Bug them.”

[bugsbunny-collection]

Whitman Bugs Bunny in Something Fishy (1955)

[falconlord5]

Batman & Mr. Freeze: Sub-Zero

Good evening true believers! It is time, the final movie in the original Timm Style of the DCAU! After this, we are on to Superman: The Animated Series and the ‘New Look’.

Bugs Bunny for president is all I’m saying.

Early CGI icebergs

And fishies!

Written by Randy Rogel and Boyd Kirkland.

Okay, that polar bear is really poorly composited with the CGI.

That’s much better

Mister Freeze, swimming with the polar bears.

Some early evidence of the ‘New look’ can be seen here; a lot of the sub crew are more geometric than they would have been in the show.

Directed by Boyd Kirkland

These scenes here, where Mister Freeze is hanging out with the polar bears on dry land, are more like what we see in the show

Okay, who’s this kid? Why does Mister Freeze have a kid sidekick?

I don’t think submarines can actually do that

Well, they’re dead

We never find out why that submarine was even in the Arctic in the first place.

This guy is what we thought criminals looked like in the nineties.

It’s the freakin’ Bat!

These punks are wearing very nineties styles for this show. I mean, it happened in the show proper, too, but we’re mostly used to forties styles. In matter of fact, it looks like everybody got a style update.

‘Cept Alfred, cause he doesn’t need one.

Smartest guy in Gotham, Alfred.

I like how this sequence is kind of gender inverted from the sequence we got in Pretty Poison

Also, James Gordon is apparently a DickBabs shipper. I guess it’s true, all cops are bastards. Kidding. I’m kidding.

I can’t say I’ve ever seen a grey tuxedo before. Clearly, I need to watch more Gentlemen’s Gazette videos

Dick, Bruce is the last person you should be taking advice from on relationships. Exhibit a: Catwoman. Exhibit b: Talia al Ghul. Exhibit c: whoever this blonde is that’s coming up to Bruce

I think Dick’s put on weight in this movie

My friends, meet the villain of the film

I don’t think that hairdo is quite doing it for you, Babs

I get this is supposed to come off as flirtatious, but it just makes Dick sound possessive.

And Jim is a little overprotective

They changed Victor’s voice. Not his actor, but the modulation they apply to it.

That’s Veronica Vreeland? Wow, she must have died her hair.

You are waaaay too young to get married Dick.

Given the heat wave that’s going on, that’s not saying much Alfred.

Gregory Belson, you are a bastard

Two native Gothamites, and they don’t recognize the police commissioner’s daughter? Okay, I wouldn’t recognize my police commissioner either, never mind his (hers? theirs?) kid

Sing sing with a swing! Okay, it’s not that song, but it’s definitely swing.

It’s nice to see Babs get some of her own against Dick. Too often in the series, she was his punching bag.

Bouncer’s got balls, saying that to a dude with polar bears as pets.

That’s the right answer, Dick. Props to the civilians too, for trying to grab the gun.

By the way, don’t wrestle with a polar bear in real life. It’s like fighting Caine in VTM: you. fucking. lose.

Why trade a vette for a motor bike?

Again, the CGI and the traditional animation are not meshing well. The traditionally animated characters look like something out of Paper Mario.

I know, strictly speaking, that Jim is abusing his power here... but what do you expect from a police commissioner who’s kid’s just been kidnapped? We’ve seen what parents would do for the kids just this year, can you imagine what lengths they would go to if they had Jim Gordon’s power?

Shooting the person you need alive is a bad idea, Victor.

You’re pretty smooth, Belson, I give you that

Congrats, Barbara: you’re the first person to outrun a polar bear

I wonder how Gothcorp survived the revelations in Heart of Ice?

Also, this series has a serious problem drawing Asian women. I think this is the worst example, not that there’s a lot out there.

Bruce! In a grey suit. Not brown/ochre or black. Like the original series suit was ugly, and the black suit is... questionable, given his work uniform. Also it’s just nice to see animators remember there’s more than one colour of suit.

Good old-fashioned phone tracing. Lester Freamon would be proud.

Hey, there’s Victor’s kid sidekick! At least he didn’t disappear

This is kind of creepy, Barbara. I know she’s just playing with the kid’s crush, but still...

That poor stockbroker. Belson’s putting him in one hell of a spot.

Of course Batman has a collection of naval charts in a draw somewhere.

Go Barbara go!

Ah, the Batwing! I love it, even it does not mesh with the traditional animation at all.

Belson, you’re nuts

Brave effort, Dick, but maybe not the right idea at this moment.

Don’t try that at home, kids.

Or that.

Babs takes a beating in this movie.

Freeze, you have officially lost your fucking mind

Belson, you’re a dick. Though I’m not sure I blame you, given that Freeze did kidnap you...

Well, he’s dead.

Freeze is planning to die, here.

Your boss is crazy, Dick. I thought you knew that?

Well, he’s dead.

Hey, the polar bears survived! And so did Victor, because that son of a bitch is unkillable.

So Nora lives, Victor lives... what happened to the kid?

And that’s that, guys. Next week, Superman!

Dedicated to the memory of Mary Kay Bergman. If any of you out there are feeling suicidal, please seek help. Death is not the answer.

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Here is a match for the wonderful @atalantaroars

“Okay: I'm 25, F, Bi, and INFP-T. My hobbies are singing, writing, and reading (scifi/fantasy and nonfiction-history mostly). I really enjoy nature and feel the most calm in water or surrounded by trees or hills. I am an avid learner; I enjoy video essays, history & science lectures, teaching myself code, ect. I am good at being social-able, am often told I'm funny and articulate, but I'm not great at being genuinely vulnerable and can run hot/cold in terms of romance as I flip flop on if I truly want to expose my actual emotions and experiences to someone. I would want someone who I could talk to about anything; I have a lot of interests and thoughts and want to hear other ppl's. Someone who is truthful and enjoys being silly and playful wouldn't hurt! Also I'm a really annoying cuddle bug so they're gonna have to bear that cross for sure.”

You have been matched with a Potamoi! The Potamoi are the male siblings to the Oceanids, the children of the deities Oceanus and Tethys, and are the minor gods of Earth’s many bodies of water. While the Earth has many major rivers, some of them are just so long, that the Potamoi and Oceanids have to double, sometimes triple up to keep everything running smoothly. It’s a good thing, though, since there are about three thousand of them each in existence, so everyone gets a job, and no one is left out. You can blame their parents for an eternity of porking without contraceptives for that, but at least the world is big enough so that no water-based territorial wars need to be fought.

Your Potamoi is the patron of a local stream, and since most people seem respectful of nature in the area, he’s a very chill and laid back water god. While people might think that those with bodies built like Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson might use those strong muscles to battle others, he seems satisfied with his place as the guardian of the stream. His rippling abs are the only thing about him that stays stagnant, as his appearance tends to fluctuate between the days. Sometimes, he has a long, iridescent tail snaking down his waist and into the water, scales glittering in the moonlight. Other times, two buff, muscular legs, with a bull’s head atop his neck, making it easy to mistake him for a minotaur, and well, the resemblance is there so he can’t quite blame anyone for that.

His bull’s head is a bronze, tawny hide, horns black and long. It’s certainly something else to behold, and it often scares off anyone who comes across him. It’s a good shape to take if there is any threat of violence, and your Potamoi likes to call it his ‘war body.’ His other form is more merfolk-like, his face a bit human-esque when he is in his ‘fishy’ state, his tan features sharp. His eyes are startlingly large and seemingly innocent, irises a gentle blue, as bright and warm as the sky on a cloudless summer day. His hair is long and brown, the same shade as his bull hide, falling past his waist and is usually braided. He’ll let you play with the strands if you ask him oh so sweetly.

One of his favorite pastimes is to take care of and hang out with the animals who flock to his stream for water. He seems to genuinely care about the affairs of the forest’s natural wildlife, in relation to humans and others, and will often tell you of the gossip going around. The deer, it turns out, are somewhat notorious for trampling around the rabbit’s areas willy-nilly, and the poor little bunnies have just about had it. The ravens, too, like to chitter and fight amongst themselves with your Potamoi as their only negotiator for both parties.

Your Potamoi is so attuned to the surrounding nature, he seems to be able to sense whatever goes on within his stream, whether it be a tadpole hatching or a bobcat taking a minute to drink. One time, just to test his ability, you go downstream without greeting him first, taking off your shoes, and dipping your legs into the water. Your Potamoi appears a minute later, bursting from the surface just a few moments later, curious as to why you would follow an unusual trail rather than going to him directly like you always do.

When the two of your first met, he was busy talking with one of the deer, gently petting her back as he tries to calm her down. Even though you could only understand one half of the conversation, it soon becomes clear that the poor deer is distressed by the presence of humans in the forest, as they often bring weapons of calamity to hunt her tribe. Your Potamoi is working on calming her down from her hysterical cries, talking to her in a calm, gentle tone, and you see it working in the way that the deer gradually stops thrashing about. You fight the urge to speak up to them because you know that this is a conservation forest and that no one is allowed to hunt on these lands, but you stay silent, afraid of… well, the hulking presence in the lake.

The moment the deer is sent away, though, your Potamoi says, “I know you’re out there, at least do me the service of showing your face.”

Quietly, you wait, hoping that he might be referring to the other person hiding out in the woods, eavesdropping on his conversation. When no one else fesses up, though, you do as he asks, slinking out from behind the trees and standing by the banks of the stream. Only now do you realize his size in relation to yours, his hulking presence taking up so much space you wonder how he’s never been seen before. After all, you would think that such an impressive, prominent figure hanging around in the forest might catch an eye or two, letting rumors fly free, but you’ve heard nothing.

Still, you bring up what you had been thinking while listening on. “It’s illegal to hunt on these grounds.”

“Will that stop everyone?” He surprises you by asking.

“It’ll stop most people.” You try to think of any reports on illegal hunting, and can’t remember any. “I mean… I’m just trying to be reassuring.”

For a moment, he doesn’t say anything, then he offers you a single, slight nod. “That is kind of you.”

“I guess… I guess I’ll leave, then,” you say, only a tad bit nervous. When he doesn’t stop you, you go back to the town to think the encounter over. To say that it was odd would be a gross understatement, but you hadn’t actually felt threatened, or unhappy while you were with him; instead, you were drawn. He has a sort of magnetic aura surrounding him, so it doesn’t take you very long to return to the forest.

He’s there, and also doesn’t seem to be hindered by your presence, like you had thought might be the case while you were walking. Actually, your Potamoi appears to be happy that you’re back? The two of you begin to talk, just about things in general, how the two of you lead so very different kinds of lives. He seems to enjoy your perspective, and you like hearing about the peacefulness of his.

Talking with him is like a breath of fresh air, mainly because he’s so… different from anyone else, almost like he exists in a bubble wholly apart from this world as you know it. He’s been around for as long as the water has, so he had seen and interacted with your kind, back when they were barely anything more than a feral tribe. He also isn’t quite aware of what humans are up to outside of the forest, so he’s a bit ignorant on stuff like wars and skirmishes and reality tv show stars, as nothing really touches this part of the land.

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[pyropsychiccollector]

AU Natear Meredy as their biological daughter Drabble

            Meredyloved her mother, she really did. After all, it was because of her oldaffiliations that Meredy was able to obtain that book on Maguilty Sense andstart studying it at her young age. Kaasan also treated her to ice-cream, andshowed some of her old memories through her Arc of Time. And she gave sage,level-headed advice on practically anything.

            ... ButMeredy was a die-hard daddy’s girl. C’mon, they had the same friggin’ pinkhair! Wasn’t that awesome?! What’smore, he was a free spirit. That meant whenever she was weighed down by all ofkaasan’s rules and her ‘you will study, and you will like it’ attitude, he wasthe one to give her a release. Like… slipping poison ivy into Uncle Gray’spants after he’s stripped down. Or… planting Kemo-Kemo plants all around Erzaand Jellal’s yard (mostly to make Jellal paranoid, but Auntie Erza loves thoseplants, so he won’t dare touch them). Tousan made her childhood fun, and hecontinued to make her smile and laugh into her teenage years. When Kaasan wouldn’tlet her keep a cute bunny rabbit that could leap twenty feet in the air andbreathe fire, tousan set up a rabbit hutch deep in the woods, where Meredywould visit it daily and feed and play with it. Of course, they had tofireproof the hutch… and make a bigger cage when they found out this thing wasgonna be huge when it grew up (it was as tall as her now, and looked every bitas cute as the day she’d found it). Put simply, kaasan would flip if she foundout she and tousan were still raising this rabbit. Also… Tousan helped her makefriends with Romeo and Asuka. And he comforted her when she was sad or feelingdown. While kaasan would help her when she was injured, tousan did the best jobof keeping her warm and making her feel loved and protected. Kaasan had thatsame effect, of course, but the physical warmth tousan exuded was enough tomake harsh winters a breeze, and, when needed, put meanies in their place(basically, tousan beat the adults that teased her extra hard in the Guildbrawls).

            Meredydearly loved her parents. They balanced each other out. And right now, she wasn’twith either of them.

            “Make thewater go ‘sploosh’ again!” Meredy whined. The old man she was sitting next tosighed breezily.

            “No. Iwould like to catch something this time, and disturbing the water scares awaythe fish.” He answered calmly, as he was used to such a request. Shouldn’t she,you know, have grown out of such childishness by now?

            … Oh wait. Shewas a teenager.

            A beat wentby. Then another. And yet another. Then…

            “Have youcaught anything yet?”

            “No.” Tothe man’s credit, he managed to keep any irritation out of his voice, eventhough they’d spent the last two hours like this. Then again, it shouldn’t bemuch of a surprise…

            “When areyou going to learn?! Fishing takes time!” Brandish huffed out on the other sideof August. Seriously, why couldn’t this girl take it easy? Jeez. “Stop buggingGrandpa!”

            Meredy rolledher eyes. Fishing was, like, the one thing she didn’t like about tousan. Kaasansaid her distaste for fishing came from her; it was just so… mind-numbingly dull.Like, 99% of the time, you’re just sitting there, waiting to get a bite. Onlywhen you get a bite do you have to focus, and reel those suckers in. At least,this has been Meredy’s experience; in her defense, she’s nagged tousan, AuntieJuvia, Cousin August, and Grandpa Gildarts into doing stuff to the water tomake things more exciting. And sometimes, Cousin Brandish would make the fishgrow reeeally big. None of that wasconducive to fishing, but it kept Meredy entertained, and Happy was thrilledwhen the fishies were ginormous.  

            … Andthrough all of that, Meredy didn’t find her family tree odd in the least.Kaasan explained tousan had apparently jumped through time 400 years, whiletousan’s brother lived those 400 years and had a child with Granny Mavis. Thatmade August her Cousin, and Meredy hasn’t stopped calling him that, much toBrandish’s bewilderment and August’s (slight) amusement. Sure, the fact theylived on separate continents meant they didn’t get to see each other much, butthey were still family. Meredy had been around seven or eight when the twocontinents were at war, so it was easy for her to just see them as family.After all, she’d been on different battlefields when Brandish and August wereattacking, so she had never seen them as frightening enemies. Tousan and kaasanwere a bit different, but they still entrusted her to August’s care when theywere visiting Alvarez on business. Reason being that he retired from being aSpriggan Shield after the war, to spend his days renewing his bond withBrandish.

            Meredy’seyes suddenly darted across the water as she spotted a fish passing by at arapid pace.

            “Ooh, there’sone! Quick, Randi, blow it up!” Meredy predictably demanded. Brandish couldfeel a tick mark developing on her forehead, as she didn’t like Meredy pickingup that nickname from Dimaria, but she obliged the pinkette, and the fishsplashed much of the river all over as it suddenly had a ridiculous growthspurt. It towered over all four of them, and Happy hungrily circled itoverhead.

            Augustsighed as he was out one more fishing spot. He could just as easily put thewater back, but the fish weren’t going to come around here anytime soon withthat disturbance. And as he saw the sun begin to dip over the horizon, hesupposed it was for the best. Using a Spell to cut the enlarged fish into smallerchunks, he had Brandish enlarge the cooking fire nearby, and Meredy let herparents know they’d be back soon. Maguilty Sense was more than just a combatSpell, after all – many Spells could be used constructively, with enoughcreativity.

            “Kaasan saysthat’s good; Granny wants to talk to you.” Meredy announced, carefree, after ashort while.

            “You shouldaddress Her Eminence with more respect,” August chided the girl as he watchedover the fish chunks getting cooked. Meredy just laughed and lay sprawled outon the grass, arms propped under her head.

            “But that’swhat Granny Irene wants me to call her~. We might not be related, but she kindathinks we coulda been at some point.” Meredy mused. And it was true enough;Irene had looked into her daughter’s relationship with the Dragon Slayer, andbeen fairly disappointed when that same daughter had kept it at friendship.Such a shame… But that didn’t mean Irene couldn’t act benevolent towards Natsuand his family.

            “At leasttry to be a little more respectful in your tone…” August replied wearily. It’dbeen a looong day.

            “Nopromises~.” It was Irene’s wishes against his, after all. Meredy could beformal when she wanted to, but that didn’t mean she liked that way ofaddressing people. Die-hard daddy’s girl, remember?

            “Would youput the forks down? It’s gonna be a while still, and you’re not gonna devourthe whole thing yourself.” Brandish grumbled at the blue tomcat who was fixatedon the large fish chunks, across from where Meredy was sprawled out haphazardly.

             “Challenge accepted!” Happy puffed out hischest, eliciting a groan from the green-head. It looked like it was going to beanother ‘contest’ between them… Not that it was much of one, when Brandishshrunk her competition when they were neck and neck.

            Meanwhile,Meredy continued to beam up at the rosy sky. A lot of people saw her family aseccentric, and scratched their heads at the size of her ‘extended family’ –which, to be fair, included the Fairy Tail Guild, Granny Irene, Cousin August,Cousin Brandish, and maybe a few others she wasn’t thinking of off the top ofher head – but she wouldn’t give this up for the world. It hurt to lose GrandpaMakarov and a few others over the years, but for the time being it seemed likeno one else was going anywhere, and no wars seemed to be on the horizon. Afterdinner, they’d fly back to the capital on Air Happy, and probably stay thenight before flying back in the morning via the same jumbo-sized cat. Lots ofpeople would find that fantastical and outlandish, but for Meredy, it was thetypical life of the Dragneel family.

            Every daywas an adventure~.

            ~*~

           Note: I know it didn't feature Natsu and Ultear - just talked about them - but I figured this was a good prompt to ponder about the 'extended family' that Meredy would have. Phwwwh. August being Meredy's Cousin cracks me up.... But it'd be true. XD Hope you enjoyed it a little.