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aardvaark · 4 months ago

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omg i forgot there were other branches! perfect, it’s a home ground job. for extra messed up points about parker’s past -

parker: archie wasn’t the only old british guy who wanted to teach me, but the first guy kept talking about me being "chosen" and a "hero" and stuff instead of stealing. and he kept calling me "slayer" even though i’d clearly said my name was parker. thief training was way more fun.

eliot, who has come into a decent amount of contact with demons & the watchers council: [stares into the distance while losing his fucking mind]

Leverage episode where they have a job in LA and the evil rich asshole of the episode’s lawyers are from this very weird firm called Wolfram & Hart. and Hardison looks into it and is just like. hey guys why do they have deliveries of actual human blood listed under catering expenses

#leverageposting #look it’d be way too complex to make her a/the slayer in an AU like the one i’m describing that’s not too heavily crossing over w the #buffyverse (as opposed to a significant crossover like what i asked lindseymcdonaldseyelashes about and got a delightful answer for a day #ago!! watcher!eliot would be awesome!!). HOWEVER… it would be very funny #i think a more sensible answer is exactly that tho - trained by a demon thief and has never considered that other ppl dont know about demons #god i have like. 5 leverage/btvs au ideas. none of which i’m gonna write. they just exist in my head. why

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