#buffles

[lettersfrombunny]

I've been collecting my memoirs and my dear friend Dr. Watson has encouraged me to send them out - I'm preparing to begin in 2024. You can subscribe to my publication here. I look forward to having you, dear readers.

[mismeandart]

“I must teach you the step,” he whispered, shaking his head. “You shouldn’t use your heel at all. Here’s a grass border for you: walk it as you would the plank! Gravel makes a noise, and flower-beds tell a tale. Wait—I must carry you across this.”

It was the sweep of the drive, and in the dim light from above the door, the soft gravel, ploughed into ridges by the night’s wheels, threatened an alarm at every step. Yet Raffles, with me in his arms, crossed the zone of peril softly as the pard.

E. W. Hornung, in "Out of Paradise" from "A Thief in the Night"

[aceredshirt13]

Chapters: 1/1

Fandom: Raffles - E. W. Hornung, They Might Be Giants (1971), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences 

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply 

Relationships: Bunny Manders/A. J. Raffles 

Characters: Bunny Manders, A. J. Raffles, Original Male Character(s) 

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fusion, Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Depression, Suicide Attempt, Delusions, Mistaken Identity, in the strangest possible sense, but if you've seen Giants you know what i'm talking about, (though you don't have to have seen it to read this fic), Unhappy Matrimony, Adultery, get you a thief lesbian to steal you away from your cheating husband, i'm pretty sure this fic is for like four people and i'm one of them 

Summary:

It is a lovely spring morning in 1961, and Sarah Mathers has decided she wishes to die.

Yet, the night before she plans to end it all, a delusional woman breaks into her home, steals her (fake) pearl earrings, and, unexpectedly, gives her a new lease on life.

(A sapphic They Might Be Giants-style take on Raffles and Bunny.)

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sometimes i think my brain considers it a competition to write the nichest possible fanfic idea

[gamoraswonder]

"I want you to look to the person to your left. Sorry, look at the person sitting next to you. I want you to extend to that person the same compassion you extend to sharks, pencils and Ben Affleck. I want you to say to that person: I forgive you."

COMMUNITY | “Pilot” Happy 15th Anniversary, September 17th, 2009.

[kvetch19]

[transparentgentlemenmarker]

Un buffle aide une tortue

[yooboobies]

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[synintheraven]

the irony in this scene 😭

[lettersfrombunny]

I've been collecting my memoirs and my dear friend Dr. Watson has encouraged me to send them out - I'm preparing to begin in 2024. You can subscribe to my publication here. I look forward to having you, dear readers.

[mismeandart]

The Heights™ (school days vs Albany days)

[batfamiliar]

r.i.p. pink alfea

[unjouruntableau]

Henri Rousseau, Combat de tigre et de buffle, 1908.

[thebugpaint]

"Wow, what a cool artist! I wish i can be friend and get to be close with them, i think that would be very cool, their oc are so cool tho!"

is now friend with the artist i have been idolized

[coffeenuts]

[there-will-be-a-way]

Also also, we talked about the time I lived in isolation at my parent's farm for five years because they didn't give me enough money to actually, leave the village and do stuff, and didn't support me in any other way either. Like, who thinks, "Yeah, imma let my disabled child rot in a seperate part of the house where we don't have to have much contact with them and go on with our life as if they don't exist."

Thank you to my therapist for unlocking my anger.

[alcestas-sloboda]

everyone who says that russia has a great history deserves to be hit with a book about Ukrainian War of Independence. I should mention that it only lasted 4 years.