#buffalo billy trolls

[ohposhers]

ok so @casycloud090 pointed out this random fucking frame in Trolls World Tour and i went insane and had to draw this mystery bull man-- i made the executive decision to name him Buffalo Billy cause i am CRINGE and FUNNY and he is an OUTLAW COUNTRY TROLL!!! (they have bull features instead of horse features brrr) tysm casy for showing me this im obsessed with him now

[casycloud090]

RANDOM ART DUMP!!

The red troll (Ohposher’s trollsona) and Buffalo Billy belong to @ohposhers

Thing belongs to @0ketlyn-s

Puttputt creek belongs to me

…pipo from remix rescue is here too because I haven’t drawn him in a long while

[rocksibblingsau]

(Rock Branch misquote inspired by one of my favorite College Life skits. I imagine Branch is anywhere in between 15 to 20-something in this, just for visualization purposes)

*Barb inviting a girl over*

Barb: Come on, we got to move! She's going to be here in 5 minutes!

Sid: I found three buffalo wings in your pillowcase.

Billy, drowning in sheets: What the hell is a duvet and how do you fold it? Is that this???

Barb: JUST SET A MOOD!

Branch: All right, well, there's blood on your side of the room. So I don't know how- how are we tackling that.

Barb: IT'S GOAT BLOOD! It should be easy to just scrub out!

*Branch inviting a troll over, on his secret room*

Branch: Should I throw a sweatshirt on the ground so it doesn't look as clean?

Billy: Yeah, I think so.

Billy: You're like a chill guy, you know, a cool guy.

Branch: ...

Branch: Should I scrunch the couch?

Billy, nodding: Yeah.

Branch, barely messing the couch: Bleh, I just woke up.

Billy: Yeah!

"What the hell is a duvet and how do you fold it?"

Billy would absolutely not know what a duvet is.

[lazyninjaphilosopher]

ANGUS IRWIN

All the shit I learned about our favorite Survival Hunter by watching all his videos.  Compiled a list in case anyone somehow found themselves in need of this information.

[Long Post]

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Chaotic Neutral (he watched a pair of armed men get taken down by a pack of dingos and cassowaries bc “it was a bad time for them to be in the area”)

He has a camera crew following his adventures, so he must have a show of sorts

He knows archery, and is pretty good at it

His job is to clear out invading, dangerous predators getting too close to civilian areas/making a nuisance of themselves

Spends most of his time on Rook Island, where the animals there are much different from the versions of them in the otherwise known world

His friends Billy and Bobby were killed in front of him by a Komodo Dragon

Hates having to kill the creatures he hunts - he’d much rather just enjoy observing these beautiful creatures in their natural habitats - but he does what he must for the safety of others

Can use a multitude of firearms

Can drive

Injected himself with a serum made from a leopard’s heart and can now turn invisible for a minute at a time

Had (Has?) a wife and kids

Has anti-shark resin arrows

Photographs the creatures he hunts for his album

Gets a rush from: nearly being attacked by dangerous animals, using glider suit, etc.

Loves turtles

Nearly got gored by a couple buffalo while hunting crocodiles

Can traverse different video game landscapes, such as Far Cry 3, Minecraft, and Skyrim (reality bending ability similar to Wilford’s?)

Knows how to pick locks

Knows some magic from the citizens of Skyrim: mage light, fire

Likes telling stories related to his hunts

Has been attacked by a frost troll while hunting for it

Has arrows of anti-troll resin

And last but not least, information on the creatures of Far Cry 3’s Rook Island, according to the man himself:

Cassowary

Hunt in packs of two or three

Descendants of velociraptors

Use their head fins to open tins

Favorite foods are beans and macaroni

Komodo Dragons

Last known descendants of actual dragons

Can breath fire for up to 22 meters

Most on the island are too young for their fire glands to be properly formed

If they eat enough meat, they can multiply instantaneously

Hunt in packs of two

Lightning fast

Goats

Have microscopic suction cups on the bottom of their hooves to allow them to climb mountains, etc.

Leopards

Love jewelry and beer and have been known to steal them from peoples�� homes

Can turn invisible

Eating their hearts gives you their ability to turn invisible

Vampire (deer) hunter of the jungle

Bears

Have very poor eyesight in the dark

With their heart intact, they can come back to life as zombie bears and be twice as dangerous

Really love the taste of face

Sharks

Can rip a man in half with a single bite

Love the taste of crab and can smell them from a mile away

Impervious to normal bullets; absorb the metal from bullets and get stronger, and is why they’re grey

Sink upon death because of all the metal they absorb

Tigers

Can also come back to life if heart is left intact

Crocodile

Have titanium-coated layer around their teeth

Like hiding amongst lily pads

Deer

Vampire deer

Afraid of fire and garlic

Strongest at night

[rhianna]

AuthorPyle, Katharine, 1863-1938 TitleWonder Tales from Many Lands NoteIllustrated by the author. ContentsLong, broad, and sharpsight: A story from Bohemia -- The dwarf with the golden beard: A Slavonic fairy tale -- The great white bear and the trolls: A story from the Norse -- The story of the three Billy Goat Gruffs: A story from the Norse -- The stones of Plouvinec: A tale from Brittany -- The king of the buffaloes: An American Indian tale -- The jackal and the alligator: A Hindu fairy tale -- The Baba Yaga: A Russian fairy tale -- Tamlane: A story from an old Scotch ballad -- The farmer and the pixy: An English fairy tale -- Rabbit's eyes: A Korean fairy tale -- Mudjee Monedo: An American Indian tale -- Dapplegrim: A tale adapted from the Norse -- The Fish Prince: A Hindu folk tale -- The magic rice kettle: A Korean story -- The crow Peri: A Persian story -- The four wishes: A German story -- Why the animals no longer fear the sheep: A French Creole story -- Princess Rosetta: A French fairy tale. LanguageEnglish LoC ClassPZ: Language and Literatures: Juvenile belles lettres SubjectFairy tales SubjectFolk literature CategoryText EBook-No.48351 Release DateFeb 24, 2015 Copyright StatusPublic domain in the USA.

[rhianna]

Pyle, Katharine, 1863-1938 Illustrated by the author.

Long, broad, and sharpsight: A story from Bohemia -- The dwarf with the golden beard: A Slavonic fairy tale -- The great white bear and the trolls: A story from the Norse -- The story of the three Billy Goat Gruffs: A story from the Norse -- The stones of Plouvinec: A tale from Brittany -- The king of the buffaloes: An American Indian tale -- The jackal and the alligator: A Hindu fairy tale -- The Baba Yaga: A Russian fairy tale -- Tamlane: A story from an old Scotch ballad -- The farmer and the pixy: An English fairy tale -- Rabbit's eyes: A Korean fairy tale -- Mudjee Monedo: An American Indian tale -- Dapplegrim: A tale adapted from the Norse -- The Fish Prince: A Hindu folk tale -- The magic rice kettle: A Korean story -- The crow Peri: A Persian story -- The four wishes: A German story -- Why the animals no longer fear the sheep: A French Creole story -- Princess Rosetta: A French fairy tale.

PZ: Language and Literatures: Juvenile belles lettres

Fairy tales 

Folk literature

Public domain in the USA. 

[lususrufus]

Omg this is amazing I’ll take 200 of these 🦬

ok so @casycloud090 pointed out this random fucking frame in Trolls World Tour and i went insane and had to draw this mystery bull man-- i made the executive decision to name him Buffalo Billy cause i am CRINGE and FUNNY and he is an OUTLAW COUNTRY TROLL!!! (they have bull features instead of horse features brrr) tysm casy for showing me this im obsessed with him now