#budlite

[melcowpland]

Woke Advertising an ESG Tick Box?

There has been a bit of a flutter on the interwebs. BudLight threw itself under the bus financially by using a prominent transgender in their advertising campaign. What baffled everyone was why they would go against their base of customers. No one was buying the ‘change the frat boy’ image line. Perhaps it was for other reasons that have not been publicised, which are also affecting all…

[gr1msgr4ve]

i yearn for regression like a moth to a flame

[pnwdagnabbit]

Semi-Hiatus & Health Update:

Hey, y’all. Just giving everyone a head’s up that I won’t be making gifs anymore. My eyesight has taken a turn and I have early onset Cataracts in both eyes. My vision is blurry even with glasses now. They’re currently updating my prescription and the new glasses won’t be here for 3 weeks. So I’m trying to type this without bein’ able to see very well. The letters overlap and are extremely blurry, so if there’s typos, I apologize. But… thanks to that, I’m also gonna have to extend my hiatus. I can barely see to read or type and bein’ online is kinda giving me a headache. Too much eye strain so… I won’t be online much for about another month or so. Just wanted to let people know part of why I’m so absent these days. Take care and much love to all y’all! ❤️🧡💛

-Dax

[cosmerelists]

Cosmere Dads as Stereotypical Things that Dads Do

Last Father's Day I created a Tier List of Cosmere dads. This year I went to a reddit thread about "stereotypical things that dads do" (here), and then thought about which stereotypical dad activity would best suit various Cosmere dads...if those things existed in the Cosmere, ya know.

Here's what I got!

1. Sneeze loudly: Stormfather

Dads are known for their incredibly loud, heart-attack-inducing sudden sneezes. And if the Stormfather COULD sneeze so loudly that everyone in the house jumps, he totally would.

2. Drink Cheap “Dad” Beer: Lem

Cheap beers like Budlite or Coors are the drinks of dads. I think Tess's dad Lem would genuinely like them.

3. Fall Asleep in Front of the TV in an Armchair: Taravangian

Part of it is Taravangian's ploy to seem old and harmless...and part of it is that armchairs in front of the TV are simply the best place to sleep.

4. Stare into Space while Standing Outside: Dalinar

The dad pose: standing outside with the hands tucked behind his back or resting lightly against his hips, staring off into space, contemplating Dad Things. This is Dalinar through-and-through.

5. Turn Off the Lights and Turn Down the Thermostat to Save Electricity: Lirin

Dads are known for wandering through the house and turning off lights and also declaring that no one is allowed to touch the thermostat because we are not made of money. This is Lirin. He's definitely used the "What? Are you trying to heat the whole outdoors" line on Kaladin when he left the front door open too long.

6. Dad Jokes: Rock

"Dad! Please be careful with my art project! It's fragile!" says Cord, and Rock, who has been waiting for his chance, replies, "Do not worry. I am steady...as a Rock!" And then he laughs and laughs while Cord groans.

7. Lightning-Fast Dad Reflexes: Wax

Perhaps you have seen the videos online where a child tries to dive headfirst from the couch and a dad suddenly reacts with superhero speed and precision to, like, catch them by their ankle and save their noggin. This would be Wax. There goes Max, trying to dive headfirst off the coffee table, and there's Wax appearing out of nowhere to catch him.

8. Grill-Master: Gavilar

Not in the sense of making delicious grilled food (that's Rock again), but in the sense of "standing-by-the-grill-with-a-beer-in-hand-and-not-allowing-anyone-to-touch-his-precious-burgers-and-oh-you-want-it-rare?-sucks-to-be-you-you-get-what-you-get-and-what-you-get-is-a-lump-of-charcoal" Grill-master dad.

9. Saying "No" to a Pet and Then Bonding Deeply with Said Pet: Elhokar

I can just see Elhokar putting his foot down about how they are NOT getting a cat but then Aesudan takes Gavinor to the pet shop and they get a kitten anyway and now the kitten naps in Elhokar's pocket 100% of the time and Elhokar loves it so much.

10. Scaring Away the Daughter's Boyfriends With a Shotgun: Kelsier

Vin is like "Dad meet my new boyfriend Elend" and Kelsier is already pumping the shotgun threateningly. This one is essentially canon.

[lordofryoshimacoast]

I'M GENUINELY SO UPSET, I GOT SO ATTACHED TO THIS GUY, HIS NAME IS BUDLITE. HES MY MATE. How can I just MOVE ON?

HE'S THE ONLY WOLF I MEMORIZED THE CODE FOR 830M. HES INSANE, TWO STARS AND IMMEDIATELY ATTACKED A BEAR, KILLED ITS CUB (which killed him)

When I have pups I'll name them after him, but oh my god :(

[skywarpie]

I think ghost should play at the Super Bowl halftime show bc I think I’d be hilarious to the the red-blood Americans to lost their minds at seeing a “satanic” pope play. Just imagine the outrage, it’d be like the budlite situation but worse

They're quaking in their boots.

[geezerwench]

Anti-cancel culture busy canceling.

#AntiCancelCulture #CryMore #AntiCancelCultureHypocrites #CancelCulture #TravisTritt #TravisTrittWho #AnheuserBusch #BudLite

[gr1msgr4ve]

hello tumblr user griimsgravse

*i 2aunter up two you like this guy ^*

holy shit holy shit!!!! the transgendertogepiss?!?!?!

(i look at u like this)

[pnwdagnabbit]

Hello hello!!!! Im really curious to know more about your wild west au🥰 I have two old west oc myself and love hearing about other people's oc!👀 are you gonna do a world setting too??

Hey, Mariam! Sorry for takin' so long to get back to you. Things have been a bit all over the place on my end lately, but thank you for the ask!

I don't wanna give too much away, cuz I have some fun connections that I'm gonna bring to the table. Mainly, I have my three boys. Christian, Jimmy, and Matthew. The first two (my Charlie Hunnam and Garrett Hedlund muses) are brothers. Matt (my Boyd Holbrook muse) is Christian's best-friend that he meets in his unit while fighting for Ulysses S. Grant. That puts them around 21 yrs old during the Cold Harbor War, which was in 1864.

From there, the details of their timeline and story is getting worked out, but eventually, they start traveling across country. Putting the boys around 35 years of age once they do get to where they're going. They're set to be in Santa Fe around 1876. Eventually ending up around Pendleton, Oregon in 1878-1880. That's altered, too, cuz the Pendleton Round-Up was founded in 1910, but I'm changing that timeline to fit my story a bit better.

There are variations to actual events and people from that era, keeping this more AU, but some very well known ones are going to be added. I will say that I know, for sure, that Josiah "Doc" Scurlock will get tossed into the mix. He'll be a big influence on Christian and will end up joining them in Oregon after leaving Billy the Kid's gang after the Lincoln County War. It'll be a bit different from history, but also similar, since Doc did leave Billy's crew after that with his wife. He'll also be somewhat similar to how he was portrayed in "Young Guns". I know those films are inaccurate to the actual history of who that guy was, so I'm stealing a bit of both fact and fiction.

I have plans for all kinds of people to throw into their travels, because the places they'll end up, along with the timelines of their journey's, will put them smack dab in the middle of some of the most notorious showdowns and bumping into some of the most infamous outlaws of the Wild West.

I'm not able to sit and write very much these days, just because I don't have a good computer chair and am constantly busy. Plus, my health (mainly my brain from epilepsy) has been draining me more than it used to. So sadly, I don't know how soon I'll have anything substantial to post. I'm just playing with outlines, research, and setting up a basic timeline for now.

One thing I can tell you for certain is that my title of my Wild West AU is "There Have Always Been Crows". It's both giving a nod to Charlie Hunnam's "Jax Teller" character from Sons of Anarchy, as well as to my muse, Matt, in his biker AU. He's obsessed with crows in that verse and feeds them regularly. There will be different references to crows off and on in the Wild West AU, starting with a battle scene and then crows bein' brought up at various moments down the line. For instance, Jimmy mistaking a raven for a crow; having the birds steal food out of the guys' packs while they go take a leak while riding across country; random stuff like that. Eventually, the crows will have a deeper meaning and significance for the end of the storyline. Already got that scene in my head.

As for world building, I'm sticking to as much of the legitimate history as possible, but bein' careful with specifics. Especially, where the Chinese immigrants and Native Americans are involved in the creation of Pendleton, Oregon, as well as bringing in more women farmhands. There's a lot of misinformation and hidden truths that the settlers tried to cover up, but also some very cool factoids that were written into the history books. Like that it was much more common for women to be working ranches by themselves, because the men were off at war, or helping to mine and work the steel mills in order to create more guns and supplies for troops.

Also, Pendleton was one of the first, colonized towns in the Pacific Northwest that had Chinese immigrants running their own shops. I'm having it set that Doc Scurlock's wife ends up opening and running her own clothing store in town, since he's friends with the boys who are helping to make that town become a wildly huge success story with their assistance in building up the rodeo.

I should probably stop, cuz I'm giving a lot of info away. LMAO! I get chatty when I get passionate and giddy about somethin' like this. Heh! But thank you for the ask and I hope this helps answer some of your questions! Feel free to DM me or send asks anytime! Even if I'm slow, I will respond, eventually. XD

[sab201030]

budlite twanny semen

[gendiebrainrotreceipts]

I found a woman on Reddit defending a AGP 🤮 why are people so insistent on coddling perverts? https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/13mrxe6/the_governor_of_texas_is_randomly_bullying_a/?sort=confidence

I hate Ted Cruz as much as the next person, but this isn’t it

Idk if I’d call Dylan an AGP cause they tend to be hetero and Dylan is definitely gay. If there are AGP gay guys, they’re a minority. But if they do exist perhaps he is one idk. But yeah these ppl calling the criticism of Dylan misogyny is laughable as hell, even if I do agree that most people are overreacting to the budlite thing(though I wouldn’t go as far as to call cruz’s criticism of him ‘government persecution’ like one person in the post did 🙃🙃). Like it’s beer, who tf cares who advertises that? It’s not like when they get TIMs to advertise tampons which is just truly weird and sexist

[doctorguilty]

Prev post like this is why I don't want to have to even bear witness to people arguing about target pride merch or budlite like I'm serious just shut up about all that shut up i don't even wanna hear it while politicians are signing genocide into law as we speak

[gr1msgr4ve]

i love homestuck i love homestuck i love homestuck i love homestuck i love homestuck i love himestuck i love himestuck I LOVE HOMESTUCK!!!!!¡!!!!!!!

[pnwdagnabbit]

Hiatus:

Ya know... I kept hoping that things would ease up, but more stuff just keeps piling on. I think it's time that I officially switch my status to a legit "hiatus".

I'm at a point where I don't want to be online really, just because I don't want to bring everyone down. I have too much anxiety, depression, and stress with mental, physical, and financial things that it's making me need to stay active. It's the only way that I feel better about what's happening in my life. At least, cleaning, cooking, caring for the animals and assisting my kin can give me a sense of accomplishment and purpose. It's not much, but it takes a lot out of me to simply do mundane tasks when my seizures are draining my energy, concentration, focus, and ability to function. I'm truly tired in ways I can't explain.

I don't know if this is permanent or if I'll come back to Tumblr later. I don't know how much more health issues are coming, but the doctors are running more tests. There's concerns in other areas, besides my epilepsy, that's been really affecting my health. Stuff I don't feel like getting into, but I'm trying to keep my hopes up.

Most of you have my Discord and can reach out to me if you feel like keeping in touch. If things get better, I might rekindle this profile, but... I simply don't know right now.

Please know that I love and care about each and everyone of you and this isn't something that I ever thought I'd actually have to do. If time changes things and I'm able to come back, I hope most of you will still be here. If not, I'll understand.

Thank you for everything and for staying my dear, sweet friends all this time, whether it's been from here, on Discord, or just in general.

I love and miss all y'all, but like I said, most of you know my Discord account. I'm not completely gone. Just can't be here. If you don't have it and would like to stay in touch, you can add me up at UntamedSouthernCharm.

Take care and stay safe, my budlits. Much love, always always. <333

-Dax