#bubbie q

[bubbie-main2-archived]

I shall declare it to be

🍑 THICC-ASS THURSDAY 🍑

this was a request

but I'm so glad I did it

Flat Fuck Friday just got Flatter

vs

-Unflattens Ur Fuck-

[indieyuugure]

Wait in the last ask you answered, you said you have a kitten yourself. Does that mean you use your kitten as a reference for Klunk?

I do yep!

Here is Nyxie, she is stupid but we love her anyway 💕

She is also my personal cat drawing reference 😂

[thebenriksai]

HEY!

Do you remember these guys??

Well, we reminding you that we have our ASK and you can use it to fulfill your curiosity!! We recently worked on it and are glad to inform you that from now on you can ask the characters themselves too, even though our blog is not made thematically for it. Feel free to write your q's!

Here is a list of available characters:

- Gordon Freeman

- Dr. Coomer

- Dr. Bubby

- Tommy Coolatta

- Benrey

-Alex

-Lee

-Nicole

-Toby

-Jonathan Mitchell (he doesn't have his own post here, but it's a perfect opportunity to meet him personally :) )

(maybe we will add more characters later, if this whole ask idea will be interesting for you and popular enough too guys) You can also ask us, the authors, if you want (PigelOn and Blue Opal), it's an option too.

Thank you all for reading, we and characters themselves will be glad to answer all your questions!

[gayelderstourney]

Bracket Be Upon Ye

This was really hard to seed because I know half of them will be eliminated round 1 but I don't really want any of them to lose lol. I ended up deciding to dedicate entire quarters to (mostly) yaoi or (mostly) yuri, with yaoi and yuri only going up against each other starting in the semifinals. This is just because most of the yaoi pairings are more popular and if I seeded solely on popularity most of the yuri would be eliminated immediately.

(I'm not trying to misgender Raine, and I'm not gonna label that specific pairing "yaoi" or "yuri"; it's just their partner is a woman and there's no easy way to split up the contestants otherwise.)

Round 1 on the left side will start Sunday, July 23. Matches will start being posted at 10:00 AM CST (15:00 UTC) and last for a week. Right side will be next week after the left side concludes.

[Image description: A 32-contestant tournament bracket labeled "old man yaoi + old woman yuri bracket!" with multiple exclamation marks. The background is a pink and lavender gradient. The matchups are as listed below. End ID.]

Hemithea/Josephine (Percy Jackson) vs. Grace Hanson/Frankie Bergstein (Grace and Frankie)

Gertrude Robinson/Agnes Montague (The Magnus Archives) vs. Buddy Aurinko/Vespa Ilkay (Penumbra Podcast)

Red/Blue (This is How You Lose the Time War) vs. Arcee/Aileron (Transformers)

Ms. Bitters/Countess von Verminstrasser (Invader Zim) vs. Miriam Forcible/April Spink (Coraline)

Gerald Robotnik/Black Doom (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs. Sheo/The Nailsmith (Hollow Knight)

Jean-Luc Picard/Q (Star Trek) vs. The Once-ler/The Lorax (Lorax 2012)

Ilya Tchaiko/Seichirou Agawa (Our Dreams At Dusk) vs. Heavy/Medic (Team Fortress 2)

Dr. Coomer/Bubby (Half Life VR But The Ai Is Self Aware) vs. Statler/Waldorf (The Muppets)

May Parker/Olivia Octavius (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse) vs. Aunt Holiday/Auntie Lofty (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Raven Darkholme/Irene Adler (Marvel) vs. Maggie Radcliffe/Jocelyn Knight (Broadchurch)

Hanayo Nishida/Yoshiko Dojima (Hanamonogatari) vs. Navani Kholin/Raboniel (The Stormlight Archive)

Kelly/Yorkie (Black Mirror) vs. Eda Clawthorne/Raine Whispers (The Owl House)

Sir Alistair Hammerlock/Wainwright Jakobs (Borderlands) vs. Irving Bailiff/Burt Goodman (Severance)

Jean Valjean/Javert (Les Miserables) vs. Ravenpaw/Barley (Warriors)

Fiddleford McGucket/Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls) vs. Xehanort/Eraqus (Kingdom Hearts)

Bob Zanotto/Helmut Fullbear (Psychonauts) vs. Craig Cuttlefish/DJ Octavio (Splatoon)

[worst-t4t-couple]

ALL Pairings are out! Long post, so look under the cut!

Round 1 1/4

Sweep, cap’n, k_k VS Jay Walker, Nya

Vee, Marsha VS Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle

Cherry Blossom Joe VS Doofinsmerch, His Ex-Wife

Percy jackson, Annabeth Chase VS Jack O Valentine, Sol Badguy

Josuke Higashikata, Yasuho Hirose VS Lug, Anode

leorio, kurapika VS Nepeta Leijon, Equius Zahhak

Luz Noceda, Marcy Wu VS Varian, Hugo

Swap, Neo VS Queen Roger and Fly Minetti

Daffy, Bugs VS Vash, Wolfwood

Ren Amamiya and Goro Akechi VS Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson

Sam, Max VS Hunter, Willow

Stepan trofimovich, Varvara Petrovnad VS Rex Salazar, Noah Nixon

nellie lovett, sweeney todd VS Tim Drake, Bernard Dowd

bubby, dr coomer VS Neku, Beat

Dave Miller, Jack Kennedy VS Kermit, Mrs. Piggy

Cleo, Etho VS Zelda, Link (Rip)

Chip, Gillion VS X, Zero

kagayama shigeo, hanazawa teruki VS Kris, Berdly 

Caranthir, Haleth VS Jonathan Sims, Martin Blackwood

Marc Anciel, Nathaniel Kurtzberg VS Miyamoto Uran, Sapphire

Texas, Church VS Solid Snake, Otacon

Gundham Tanaka, Sonia Nevermind VS Phillip Carlyle,Anne Wheeler

Soos, Melody VS Red, Blue

Jungleberry Cookie, Royal Berry Cookie VS Blaze, Sonic

LDshadowlady, Smallishbeans VS Mr. Neighbor, Wegg

clark kent, lois lane VS Popeye, Olive Oyl

Round 1 2/4

Brandon Quark,  Doctor Robotnik VS Elrond, Celebrian

Yoo Joonghyuk, Kim Dokja VS stanford pines, fiddleford mcgucket

Pepa & Félix Madrigal VS Duskie & Hibiscus

Emu Otori, Rui Kamishiro VS momoe and kaoru

C!fundy and c!hbomb VS Anne Boonchuy, Sasha Waybright and Marcy Wu

Agent 3 and Agent 8 VS c!schlatt & c!connor

Zoro Roronoa and Sanji Vinsmoke (Black leg Sanji) VS Miles Morales and Gwen Stacy

Herbert West & Daniel Cain VS Snorkmaiden & Mymble Jr 

charles "trip" tucker and t'pol VS Mytho & Princess Tutu (NOT duck; just her princess form)

Gregory House and James Wilson VS luz and amity

Paintbrush and Lightbulb VS Vriska Serket & June Egbert

geordi and data VS peter sqloint and rumi sqloint

Q!ElMariana and Q!Slimecicle VS Poor Boy and Love Interest

Scar and Grian VS Jolyne/Anasui

Kian Stone, Rolan Deep and Timothy Rand VS Dr. Boris Habit and Kamal Bora

red guy and duck VS MK & Red Son

jonathan harker and mina murray harker VS Zagreus/Thanatos/Megaera

Crowley and Aziraphale VS Denki Kaminari and Kyoka Jiro

Tuor and Idril Celebrindal VS Snorpy and Chadlo

jack harkness x the tardis VS Mizuki akiyama and mafuyu

Jackieboyman and Marvin the Magnificent VS Arashi Narukami and Mika Kagehara

Barbie, Ken VS ron and desiree delite

Steven Universe & Connie Maheswaran VS Magnus Burnsides and Julia Burnsides

Kanan Jarrus and Hera Syndulla VS castiel and dean winchester 

Eda and Luz’s mom VS Jadzia Dax & Kira Nerys

c!Tubbo and c!Ranboo VS Rex Salazar & Circe 

Round 1 3/4

Pixal + Zane VS Apollo Justice + Klavier Gavin 

The Monarch and Dr. Ms Monarch VS Juno Steel and Peter Nureyev

Kaito and Meiko VS Kamille Bidan & Fa Yuiry

Sun Wukong and Six-Eared Macaque VS Skwydd & Cricket

Sasha Nein and Milla Vodello VS Wade Ripple & Ember

Byakuren Hiijri and Toyosatomimi no Miko VS Cosmo, Wanda

Roboky and Venom VS Cellbit and Roier

Numerous BFDI ships VS Hiccup, Astrid

Beatrix and Casey VS anakin skywalker and captain rex

Raven and Beast Boy VS Neo and Trinity

Mario, Princess Peach VS Rashmi Jamil and Amelie Maçon

Denji, Asa Mitaka VS Vivi Yukino and Lewis Pepper

Benrey and Gordon VS Lace and Hornet

Beren and Luthien VS neku sakuraba, joshua kiryu

Shin and Noi VS Morticia and Gomez Addams

Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins VS Moomin, Snufkin

james t kirk + s'chnn t'gai spock VS  Nico Robin and Franky

Dave Strider and John/June Egbert VS Moominmamma & Moominpappa

Edward Nygma and Oswald Cobblepot VS shaun riley and liz

louis and lestat VS Spamton, Jevil

fox mulder and dana scully VS will t riker + deanna troi [+ worf rozhenko]

Amy Rose, Metal Sonic VS Quackity and Slimecicle

Diego Brando & Hot Pants VS Elrond and Celebrian and Gil-Galad

mia fey & diego armando/godot VS Luigi and Prince Peasly

C!Quackity, C!Karl, and C!Sapnap VS Sonic, Shadow

Drey Ferin and Finn Tidestrider VS Edward Elric and Winry Rockbell

Round 1 4/4

Shaggy and velma VS Surge the Tenrec and Amy Rose

Yamato/Portgas D. Ace VS audrey & seymour

Randy Jade and Oliver Swift VS Tsukishima Kei and Yamaguchi Tadashi

Lup and Barry Bluejeans VS Reimu and Marissa

Mizuki Akiyama & Rui Kamishiro VS Jimmy The Robot and Mc Bat Commander

C!Quackity and C!wilbur VS Espresso cookie and Eclair cookie

Junpei, Akane Kurashiki VS Obi-Wan Kenobi & Satine Kryze

Raine Whispers and Eda Clawthorne VS Danny Zuko and Sandy Olsen

Maxwell 'William' Carter and Charlie W. VS Mothwing and Leafpool

Naruto Uzumaki & Sasuke VS Baxter Stockman and The Alien Computer 

Keith Kogane and Lance McClain VS Wood Man and Robbie Rotten

Scott and Barda Free (Mister Miracle and Big Barda) VS John Notwoodman + Nick Lushwood

Caranthir and Haleth VS Susie and Noelle

orpheus and eurydice VS The doctor, Rose

luke skywalker and mara jade VS Princess Daisy and Luigi 

time and malon VS Simon (Scissor) and Spoon

Dave strider, Karkat Vantas VS Miles “moles,” Edgar, and Madeline

Mary Anta and Reginald Tetra VS Koichi Haimawari and Kazuho Haneyama

Yoshi and Birdo VS lazlo & nadia

Celebrimbor and Annatar VS Rendog and DocM77

Jesse + Jane VS Adira Tal and Gray Tal

Matt Murdock, Foggy Nelson VS Dazai Osamu and Nakahara

Jessie and James VS jeff and britta

Anji Mito and Baiken VS Shiver and Frye

ALL of MLP* VS ALL of TF2*

*Minus any familial relationships

[binglebangledotcom]

Ook fang its a family!! Sissy Lisa Lisa, sissy Suzi Q an bubby Nori

:0 woh!!! Dey so cute!!!

[eggtwobroes]

really random and i could probably find answers elsewhere so i apologize if i am bothering you at all but like. i saw u post about it so i hadda ask. is bubby confirmed agender?????

dont feel bad for asking loll also. i dont remember in which video and at what time exactly but i do know that during the q&as, mastergir said bubby probably does not have a gender because he was born in a tube. i dont recall if he said hes agender out right but like yknooow. it should be around the time wayne says benrey is lusting after gordon thw entire series

[daychanelyt]

How much did we funny little anons, and askers contribute to the story? Like, dramanon (I refuse to refer to them as anything else) being chaotic; loudnon going on and on about good mornings; Cherry, and the chaotic antics; and everything?

Some are characters the AI/fictional fucks had come to love or hate, others did as far as to fuck with what Bubby's character meant to go; (*Ahem* Goaₜ-) and play along with various elements of the story you may or may not have improvisedHow did you even manage the email getting infe—Which were pretty neat addition to the story.

You did great, you devilish fiend. May Hell damn you below, up to the everlasting sun, sun, sun of the sky. =] ⠀ <3

Q1

Well, they contributed a whole lot. They changed the story into one they would like more in my opinion. So if anything is to be said is that I thank all of you.

Q2

Well, I'm glad you enjoyed everything. And yeh I am still trying to figure out how the goat came into play. But at least it was all in good fun.

Q - Infected Messages

How did I manage infected Messages you ask? Well. That's a little trick called... I have no idea they just started to do it themselves.

I did say to Sleepy in a private message that it was funny to seem infected as a message and then it just kinda snowballed from there. Infected Messages were not in my original plans but they ended up ok. Cherry joined in at one point and if I remember correctly I got a good laugh out of that.

In the end infected messages were something I didn't plan or expect but we're a thing I did enjoyed watching.

[firagasoap]

Q Hayashida drawing them bubbies

[cantheykillmacbeth]

A couple of people have brought up that Bubby's actor, Gir, has said that Bubby is agender (the specific wording seems to have been "Bubby was made in a tube, so he probably doesn't even have a gender."), and while I very much appreciate that all of you informed me of this (genuinely; I didn't catch that in my research), I'm not sure that Bubby actually counts for the Gender Clause. Here's my reasoning:

[ID: Two cropped screenshots of text from the Trivia section of Dr. Bubby's page on the Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware Wiki. When asked what field of science each Science Team member specializes in, Gir said Bubby specializes in "whatever team needs an extra man". Bubby was described to "always be an old man" since his conception in the tube, and apparently does not age. According to Gir, Bubby is, as far as he knows, heterosexual. Along with this, in one of the Q&A streams, Gir stated he sees Bubby as "A milquetoast straight man that fucks." All instances of the word "man" are highlighted in pink. End ID]

Bubby very well may be canonically genderless, but if he is, he is still a genderless man, and since what we are really looking for when it comes to the Gender Clause is what terminology is appropriate to use for a character, I'd say he still counts as a "man" for the purposes of the phrasing of Macbeth's prophecy.

This does not change the verdict at all, of course, but it still very much worth bringing up.

i think Bubby from HLVRAI could kill Macbeth

Yes, Bubby from Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware (aka HLVRAI) could kill Macbeth!

There are a couple of layers to analyze here, but he still qualifies regardless of which one you look at:

You could look at this from the angle that he is canonically an NPC inside a video game, and was therefore coded instead of born by an unknown party. This angle applies him for the Unconventional Birth Clause while leaving BPC completely ambiguous.

You could also look at this through the lens of the in-universe game's story, in which Bubby was a science experiment grown in a tube by Black Mesa, which is directly confirmed through the encounters with his "prototypes"- previous attempts to create the "Ultimate Life Form." As HLVRAI takes place in Half-Life 1, there have not yet been introduced any female scientists working at Black Mesa (later installments of the Half-Life series introduced female characters that worked at Black Mesa, but none appear or are mentioned in HLVRAI), so this angle makes the Birth Parent Clause much more plausible while still firmly applying Bubby for the Unconventional Birth Clause.

Thank you for your submission!

[kiankiwi]

(baby steps) when e is with us and when we visit wanda he's doing so much better, he sometimes forget when he goes potty so he's waddling around with a full diaper so we be like "baby you gotta tell mama when you go potty" and we just pray that he doesn't has a rash.

or sometimes wanda is picking up e and he has q poop explosion we be like "oh shit, did you gave him something?" and we just go to rinse e off and change him

He does forget to tell us still so we have to really pay attention to hsi sounds and his facial expressions. He does hate rashes because he used to have them constantly with the colonel. Wanda's like "I don't think I gave him anything different! Why didn't you tell us your belly hurt bubby?"

[blacktobackmesa]

q+a for gordon's stream guests, the fans wanna know: what tricks does sunkist know? and what is bubby's fav Statement Piece of clothign?

I feel like this one needs to be answered in character. [cracks fingers}

Q. What tricks does Sunkist know?

"Sunkist knows so many tricks! He's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

Tommy whistles, and Sunkist rushes downstairs.

"Good dog! Sunkist, sit."

Sunkist does not appear to change position, at least in the eyes of the viewers. The PNG is already in a sitting pose.

"Good Sunkist! You're so good!"

Darnold glances off-camera. "Wasn't the door to the basement closed?"

"Sunkist is. She's VERY talented, Darnold!"

Coomer nods in agreement. "She filed my taxes last year!"

Q. Bubby, what's your favorite piece of statement clothing?

Bubby, currently dressed in a gifted Twitch logo sweatshirt and leopard print pajama pants, puffs out his chest with pride. "Let me tell you, I have been THRIVING now that I don't live on a dress code. I may never wear a tie again. I have a lot of casual shit, but even with that, I like to get bold. It's a tough choice, but I recently got some of those sunglasses that look like flames, and they look sick as hell!"

"I agree!" Coomer added. "Layering different glasses on top of each other is certainly the next big thing."

Bubby raised his chin. "I'm a trailblazer in the fashion world."

[hlvrai-quotes]

[Tommy: buh.

Bubby: buh

Benrey: buh]

[jademmoth]

AGAHAHAH TY POOKIE I LOVE DOING THESE THINGS SO MUCH 💗💗

Last song : Two of hearts, Stacy Q

Favorite color : YELLOW AND ORANGE but yellow the most

Currently watching : Cowboy Bebop (and loving it so much ;3;)

Last movie : THAT'S ALSO HARD FOR ME?? I don't watch that many, but I think the last one was maybe Chocolate (the 2000 movie with Johnny Depp, I did like it a lot! Was sweet and calm :3)

Sweet/salty/savory : sweet spicy, next question

Relationship status : single too LMAO married to Nicholas D Wolfwood

Current obsession : Trigun, very much trigun. But I'm also going back to my hlvrai obsession and omg 💗💗 Coomer and Bubby, I had missed the old men yaoi.

Last thing I googled : La Boétie philosopher, erm, I was trying to remember his name. He's the only one I gen appreciate, Machiavelli sucks balls.

@mothsmeadow hey pookie do it too hey hey hey pookie do it hey pookie, and anyone else who wanna do it <3

NINE PEOPLE I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW BETTER

OMG TYSM FOR TAGGING ME @liass-21 !!!!! i am so sorry i drafted this tag and i thought i queue'd it and i didnt so 😭😭😭 its only like a month late. its fine everythings fine. aaaaaa 😭

LAST SONG? - "photograph" by the midnight! it is on my writing-for-top-gun playlist bc it has huge maverick vibes lol.

FAVORITE COLOR? - pink!!!! also lighter purples and blues and most pastel shades <3 and black

CURRENTLY WATCHING? - a streamer i have never watched before playing the remaster of of tomb raider i-iii bc i am excited about the remaster!! and those games are my childhood <3 not to be a million years old or anything sakfhfjfhg

LAST MOVIE? - unfortunately it was 'oz the great and powerful' ��� if any of y'all enjoyed that movie i respect it, but i had to see it on tv at a friend's house and we were having a great time laughing at the very unexpected writing and acting choices being made lol

SWEET/SPICY/SAVORY? - aaaaaaaa i guess savory ?????? but sweet has a special place in my heart ajdhfjfhfjg

RELATIONSHIP STATUS? - committed long term relationship to ~my person~ <3<3

CURRENT OBSESSIONS? - well this is gonna be obvious but top gun primarily !!!! additionally, dan and phil !! mission impossible !!! fall out boy!! and even if the current obsession level is not as high as other things, i am always at least partially obsessed with a hundred other things and people that i am probably posting about at the same time lol

LAST THING YOU GOOGLED? - “oz the great and powerful reviews” bc i wanted to make sure that im not crazy and that other ppl also felt that movie was an insane fever dream (apparently due to the 44% on metacritic i guess they did lol)😭

tagging: aaaaaa @brambleberrycottage @daffodilstark @tellhound @torchflies @melancholydandelion @goosefilms @driftershunt @downthegenderriver @callsignstingray

[kraviolis]

more from this au that has completely wrecked my brain and prevented me from thinking about anything else for the past 24 hrs

[tubeon]

Get it,,,, cuz Bubbys mexican-