#buT FORTY?!?! IS B A R E L Y MIDDLE AGE
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[me, staring at the other members of the Fuck That Old Man poll bracket]
...alright I'm taking "old man" away from y'all
#early forties and visibly balding/wrinkling/aging is fine but on thin ice#early forties CW male model man?#...NO#early forties youthful boyish with only a little chub??? NO#if you are going to 'old manify' a forty year old you better fucking show me the most pathetic visbly Hard Aged graying beerbellied bastard#to ever exist#im talking HARRY DU BOIS#KIM?!?! on thin fucking ice but DOES barely qualify thanks to the thinning hair and exhausted as fuck old as balls soul#buT FORTY?!?! IS B A R E L Y MIDDLE AGE#AND MALE MODEL CW ACTOR MAN DEAN WINCHESTER DOES N O T FUCKING COUNT IM SORRY#AND WILSON??? FROM H O U S E?!?? HOUSE YES. WILSON NO. THAT IS A BABY BOY.
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Odontochelys semitestacea
By @alphynix
Etymology: Toothed Turtle
First Described By: Lie et al., 2008
Classification: Biota, Archaea, Proteoarchaeota, Asgardarchaeota, Eukaryota, Neokaryota, Scotokaryota, Opimoda, Podiata, Amorphea, Obazoa, Opisthokonta, Holozoa, Filozoa, Choanozoa, Animalia, Eumetazoa, Parahoxozoa, Bilateria, Nephrozoa, Deuterostomia, Chordata, Olfactores, Vertebrata, Craniata, Gnathostomata, Eugnathostomata, Osteichthyes, Sarcopterygii, Rhipidistia, Tetrapodomorpha, Eotetrapodiformes, Elpistostegalia, Stegocephalia, Tetrapoda, Reptiliomorpha, Amniota, Sauropsida, Eureptilia, Romeriida, Diapsida, Neodiapsida, Sauria, Archosauromorpha?, Archelosauria, Pantestudines, Odontochelyidae
Time and Place: Around 232 million years ago, in the Carnian age of the Late Triassic
Odontochelys is known from the Lower Member of the Xiaowa Formation of China, commonly known as the Guanling Fauna
Physical Description: Odontochelys is one of the earliest known turtles - preceded by one, possibly two, precursors other than stem members of the family group - and it showcases how this extremely unique group managed to evolve in the chaos that was the Triassic Explosion. It was simultaneously similar to and very different from living turtles, a true transitional organism. Like other reptiles, it had teeth embedded in its jaws, rather than the toothless beak found in turtle mouths. Like turtles, it had the lower plastron extending from its ribs, but unlike living turtles it had no upper shell - instead, it just had widened ribs and no bony shell around its body. The ribs and the vertebrae were put together differently from modern turtles as well, and its skull was more stretched out compared to its living relatives. It didn’t have fused tail bones, and its scapulae were very different from living turtles. It had short limbs and long, thick fingers, as well as a decently sized shell. It was about forty centimeters long from snout to tail tip.
Diet: The diet of Odontochelys is fairly uncertain, despite us having its teeth; though they are small and peg like, we can’t really extrapolate a function since we don’t actually know its precise ecology! They may have been used for stripping plants, but it’s also possible they were used to chipp up algae and other aquatic water plants, or even invertebrates! So, more research there is clearly needed.
Behavior: The life history of Odontochelys is actually a big mystery. It was found in a marine environment, leading initial studies to indicate it was marine. However, it had the hands of a fresh water organism, including fresh water turtles today. Furthermore, studies of other early turtles indicate that turtles first arose on the land, rather than in the water, and later groups would adapt to water life; the limbs of Odontochelys share similarities with tortoises and support a terrestrial lifestyle. So, the ecology of Odontochelys has been a constant battle. That said, there is some evidence that it was actually marine - and may represent an early experiment in ocean life by turtles. One fossil of Odontochelys indicates that it had completely messed up shoulder bones, likely due to a problem in life rather than destruction of the fossil. This pattern resembles decompression sickness, aka the bends, aka the condition caused by a diving animal coming up much too fast from a lower depth. Modern turtles have complex behavioral adaptations to avoid the bends, so Odontochelys may be an early experiment in marine life in a group mostly adapted for terrestrial life. In this transition to ocean life, it not only lacked better physical adaptations for the ocean, but also better behavioral ones, and was stricken with the bends on its trip back to the surface. So, as we try to determine its ecology and behavior, these clued paint a rich tapestry of the world’s most transitional turtle. A pioneer!
Ecosystem: Odontochelys was found in - and thus, the null hypothesis is that it lived in - an ocean environment near the coast of the Tethys sea. This was a deep, open ocean - pelagic, hence the bends and problems Odontochelys faced trying to deal with the ocean. It was a very fertile ecosystem as well, with a variety of Triassic marine animals showcasing the rapid evolution of these groups. Among the invertebrates, there were many different types of Ammonites, plenty of bivalves, brachiopods, and crinoids & sea cucumbers as well. Still, the fascinating part of the ecosystem was the sheer number of marine reptiles. There were Thalattosaurs such as Anshusaurus and Xinpusaurus; Placodonts like Psephochelys and Sinocyamodus; and Ichthyosaurs like Qianicthyosaurus, Guizhouichthyosaurus, Guanlingsaurus, and Callawayia. One of many beautiful deposits of marine animals from this Period - and the many Ichthyosaurs would have been major predators of the relative n00b Odontochelys.
Other: Odontochelys also just looks really weird because it basically looks like your usual turtle except it doesn’t have a freaking shell so here we are with this oddity. It’s transitional in shape, transitional in ecology, transitional in behavior, and just. What the heck. What the heck, Odontochelys. If you need more proof for evolution despite knowing about the dinosaur - bird transition, have I got a friend for you.
~ By Meig Dickson
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B A S I C
NAME: orly yael montana. NICKNAMES: or maybe? FACE CLAIM: alison brie. AGE RANGE: twenty five (25) to forty (40). BIRTHDAY: 06 august. SPECIES: human. GENDER: cis woman. PRONOUNS: she/her. HOME FANDOM: unaffiliated oc. AVAILABILITY: open for plotting. more below, subject to change depending on verse.
F A M I L Y
MOTHER: rachel montana (neé schmidt). FATHER: asher montana. FAMILY: the glue that holds her together (but preferably from afar). SIBLINGS: middle of three, all girls.
P H Y S I C A L A T T R I B U T E S
RACE/ETHNICITY: ashkenazi jewish, scottish, dutch, english, german, norwegian. NATIONALITY: american. HEIGHT: five feet and three inches (5′3) WEIGHT: irrelevant. BUILD: tiny. HAIR: usually down, medium length. HAIR COLOR: brown. EYE COLOR: blue. DOMINANT HAND: left. ANOMALIES: none. SCENT: givenchy, irresistable. ACCENT: american. PHYSICAL DISABILITIES: none. LEARNING DISABILITIES: none. ALLERGIES: shellfish. DISORDERS: obsessive compulsive disorder, medication prescribed. FASHION: comfortable, but stylish. NERVOUS TICS: compulsively cleans.
L I F E S T Y L E
HOME ADDRESS: varies, verse dependent. RESIDES: varies, verse dependent. BORN: greensboro, north carolina. RAISED: greensboro, north carolina. VEHICLE: cycles. PHONE: whichever her old roommate recommends. LAPTOP/COMPUTER: lightweight chromebook. PETS: calico named tamsin.
HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATION: graduated. COLLEGE EDUCATION: attended culinary school. CAREER: chef, varies, verse dependent. EMPLOYER: varies, verse dependent.
POLITICAL AFFILIATION: keeps this private. RELIGION: jewish. BELIEFS: as above, is proud of her faith. MISDEMEANORS: none. FELONIES: none. TICKETS AND/OR VIOLATIONS: none. DRUGS: only those prescribed. SMOKES: sometimes. ALCOHOL: rarely. DIET: forgets to eat.
ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: undetermined. SEXUAL ORIENTATION: undetermined. MARTIAL STATUS: varies, verse dependent. CHILDREN: varies, verse dependent. AVAILABILITY: varies, verse dependent. LOOKING FOR: varies, verse dependent.
LANGUAGES: english, hebrew.
PHOBIAS: failure. HOBBIES: yoga. TRAITS: energetic, loyal, caring, overbearing, domineering, dramatic. SOCIAL MEDIA: foodie instagram.
F A V O U R I T E
LOCATION: disney world. SPORTS TEAM: carolina panthers. GAME: loves uno. MUSIC: fleetwood mac. SHOWS: cooking shows. MOVIES: the time traveller’s wife. FOOD: anything that someone cooks for her. BEVERAGE: tropical redbull. COLOR: magenta.
C H A R A C T E R
MORAL ALIGNMENT: lawful good. MBTI: istj. ENNEAGRAM: type 1 - the perfectionist. TEMPERAMENT: choleric. WESTERN ZODIAC: leo. SONG: constant craving - k.d.laing.
IDEOLOGIES: we’re not defined by our limitations, we’re defined by our potentials.
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tag meme!
I was tagged by @randomnonsensedragonage and @buttsonthebeach!!
rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better.
a - age: 26
b - birthplace: like... thirty miles from where I'm currently living.
c - current time: 8:28pm
d - drink you last had: lol, vitamin water zero (squeezed!)
e - easiest person people to talk to: do the cats count?
f - favorite song: right now I have "Empty" by Olivia O'Brien stuck in my head
g - grossest memory: the time(s) my brother threw up at the dinner table
h - horror yes or horror no: Horror yes, depending on my mood. I handle it pretty well.
i - in love?: yep yep
j - jealous of people?: I tend to get jealous (envious?) of other people's talents, but I don't really get jealous in relationships.
l - love at first sight or should i walk by again?: Walk by again
m - middle name: Rose
n - number of siblings: 4
o - one wish: to have exactly the amount of money I need for any purchase at any time
p - person you called last: my husband
q - question you are always asked: “you're HOW old?"
r - reason to smile: my kitten is sitting in my lap <3
s - song you sang last: see question f
t - time you woke up: 7:45am, but I loafed in bed for like... forty-five minutes
u - underwear colour: I genuinely don't remember. Blue I think?
v - vacation destination: I'd like to hit up the UK & Ireland
w - worst habit: I'm an angel I don't know what you're talking about
x - x-rays: Just dental x-rays
y - your favorite food: Basically anything Italian
Z - zodiac sign: Gemini
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alphabet tag game;
tagged by @buckysl3ftarm! thanks for tagging me ash :)
rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 10 blogs you would like to get to know better.
a - age: nineteen
b - birthplace: yvr
c - current time: 7:52 pm
d - drink you last had: ice water
e - easiest person to talk to: my pals
f - favorite song: at the moment, it’s birds by coldplay.
g - grossest memory: n/a
h - horror yes or horror no: hard no on that
i - in love?: not atm
j - jealous of people?: nah
l - love at first sight or should I walk by again?: eh
m - middle name: ********
n - number of siblings: uno
o - one wish: health + happiness for my friends and fam
p - person you called last: mi madre
q - question you are always asked: “what grade are you in now?” +_+
r - reason to smile: midterm season ends in forty eight hours
s - song you last sang: this is me by demi lovato
t - time you woke up: 7:31 am
u - underwear colour: not answering this question but i’m going to take the time to say that i really want the vs pink velvet bra + panty set in burgundy bc it looks so comfy.
v - vacation destination: it has always been a goal of mine to eat authentic japanese prawn tempura, so tokyo, japan. another one would be paris bc I’m trying to master my language skills in french. also sweden, bc i want to visit an authentic ikea and play a game of hide and seek there
w - worst habit: procrastination (oh shit am i calling myself out)
x - x-rays: none
y - your favorite food: prawn tempura
z - zodiac sign: taurus
tag, you’re it! @softiebarnes @bbarnes @sargebrnes @starksnstripes @ironmens and who ever else wants to play!
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ABC Meme
a - age: Early Forties
b - birthplace: Deep South, USA
c - current time: 8:50 PM
d - drinking : Nothing. I should make tea. The last thing I drank was a green smoothie.
e - easiest person to talk to: IRL: @starlanellfic. Gods know we’ve got practice at it. Whom I met here: probably a four way tie between @raymurata, @panterry, @sanguinifex, and @secretbraintwin. As for the rest of you? You know who’s really easy to talk to? Me. Feel free to do it more often. :)
f - favorite song: Forever: “Cuts You Up” by Peter Murphy. Lately: “Pathogen” by Mr. Kitty.
g - grossest memory: I don't want to tell you my grossest memory because it is also horrifying. I will tell you... um... my fourth grossest memory. My roommates back then and I had a rule, established when my cat sneezed a giant booger and it stuck to the wall, that your cat= your problem. I was extremely glad of that rule when my roommate's cat barfed and it was made of nothing but insects.
h - horror yes or horror no: Horror yes, gore no.
i - in love?: Not at the moment. Some people certainly make me smile, though.
j - jealous of people?: Not as much as seems to be the norm.
k - killed someone?: Who would say yes on something like this?
l - love at first sight or should I walk by again: Walk by again. I came close to love at first sight ONCE. A dear friend and I met in college but it was so weird. We didn't realize we didn't know eachother. We just sort of fell into being together all the time. It began at a house party and there was much inappropriate dancing, which was unusual for both of us because our genders are not compatible with eachother's orientations in either case. Usually, I need to know somebody for like three months before I will think of them as a potential significant other.
m - middle name: Has to do with trees.
n - number of siblings: None unless you count my uncle with whom I was raised; 5 year age difference.
o - one wish: For the planet to repair the damage we've done to it, hopefully with our assistance, but I'm flexible on that.
p - person you called last: A client.
q - question you’re always asked: Variations on “How many fingers am I holding up?” (Please don't.)
r - reason to smile: My ridiculous cats.
s - song you sang last: Santigold: “Lights Out”
u - underwear color: The same color as the rest of my wardrobe.
v - vacation: Last one I took was to a literary convention.
x - x-rays: Uh, sure? My spine is freaky.
y - your favourite food: So many things. Any fruit that's in season, chirashi, falafel.
z- zodiac sign: Dragon
Tagging anyone who wants to play :)
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Tagged by: @malignedking
Tagging: @madameserpent , @mactoism , @embittvred , @wclfgirl , @twisted-but-pretty , @mrscoultxr , @antiiihero , @thecodekeeper , and anyone else who wants to do the thing, i guess.
RULES : answer the questions in a new post and tag some blogs you wanna get to know better !
A - AGE : physically twenty - four , spiritually ancient B - BIRTHPLACE : central appalachia C - CURRENT TIME : eight forty - six post meridiem D - DRINK YOU HAD LAST : c o f f e e E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO : i literally suck at conversation but @mactoism and i have been talking pretty much daily for five years so F - FAVORITE SONG : mr. brightside - the killers ( among many, many others ) G - GROSSEST MEMORY : i once picked up my brother’s ‘spit can’ by mistake -_- H - HORROR YES OR HORROR NO : horror a thousand times yes I - IN LOVE ? : with myself, maybe J - JEALOUS OF PEOPLE : lol nah K - KILLED SOMEONE : their spirit, probably L - LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR SHOULD I WALK BACK BY AGAIN ? : off a cliff is better M - MIDDLE NAME(s): leigh N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS : one O - ONE WISH : infinite moneys idk P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST : my dad or my gyno idr Q - QUESTION YOU’RE ALWAYS ASKED : what’s that thing i’m thinking of? R - REASON TO SMILE : david bowie, music, coffee, books, food, cats, rainy days where the sun still shines, making grown men cry, conversations with meaning, blankets and pillows, lazy days with any of the aforementioned things S - SONG YOU SANG LAST : don’t you want me - the human league T - TOP 3 FICTIONAL CHARACTERS : you mean aside from my child? buffy summers, aerin sol, alexandra valspar U - UNDERWEAR COLOR : black V - VACATION : i have not been on vacation in years tbh W - WHEN’S YOUR BIRTHDAY : january 6th X - XRAYS : i’ve had a few i guess Y - YOUR FAVORITE FOOD : mac and cheese Z - ZODIAC SIGN : capricorn
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tagged by @tolomi
A. Age - 25
B. Biggest fear - Being a disappointment
C. Current time - 12:19pm, eventually finished this at 1:25pm
D. Drink you last had - Drinking yogurt, will probably make myself coffee with milk before I finish this
E. Everyday starts with? - forty+ minutes of dicking around on my phone
G. Ghosts, are they real? - unsure
H. Hometown - Christchurch, New Zealand
I. In love with - birds, nature at large
J. Jealous of - people who get through life without self-awareness, people who don’t have anxiety or apparent compunctions when it comes to annoying+irritating people around them
K. Killed anyone - no
L. Last time you cried - last week
M. Middle name - nope!
N. Number of siblings - 2
O. One wish - ecological stability, death to capitalism, and peace on earth
P. Person you last called/texted - Mirdini and a friend trying to set up dinner plans
Q. Question you’re always asked - "hey can you tell me what this bug is and will it hurt me”
R. Reason to smile - made something cool. Friends making things in response to what I make
S. Song last sung - Florence and the Machine - Delilah
T. Time you woke up - 7:20
U. Underwear color - blue
V. Vacation destination - tropical island
W. Worst habit - chewing up my fingers around the nails
X. X-Rays you’ve had - I think I had one when I was twelve and punched a hole in my thigh trying to ride a motorbike? Other than that no unless an MRI for my hot garbage ovaries counts
Y. Your favorite food - strawberry daifuku, gyoza, yams
Z. Zodiac sign - Sagittarius
tagging @mirdini and @plaidcushion aaaaand @tyromedico but anyone else can have at it!
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Rules: Answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better. Tagged by @tiskycat
A - Age: 27
B - Birthplace: Walnut Creek, CA (like 5-10 minutes away from where I currently live)
C - Current Time: 10:28 PM
D - Drink You Last Had: Water? I think?
E - Easiest Person To Talk To: Uh many close friends? Probably Jake because that’s partially why we’re dating each other :p
F - Favourite Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTWpzq5Pr7I
Realistically it’s probably https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiKVjS3gR88 but I dunno my ‘favorite song’ tends to change every few months
H - Horror Yes or Horror No: Very yes. I was trying to find a good horror-movie gif for this and I gave up lol
I - In Love: Before he went to bed, Jake and I were messaging each other on both Tumblr Messager and Snapchat at the same time because we’re gross
J - Jealous of People: Wouldn’t necessarily say jealous, but definitely bitter about the differences in our lives
K - Killed Someone: I've murdered over 20 people in Mario Party
L - Love At First Sight: Mmm no
M - Middle Name: Elizabeth
N - Number of Siblings: Four. I mostly grew up with my brother and stepbrother, my other two are waaay younger than me
O - One Wish: I just wanna graduate from college...
P - Person You Called Last: Most likely my mom
Q - Question You Are Always Asked: I try to avoid talking about myself because it generally makes me anxious (unless we’re decent friends) so ???????? A lot of acquaintances/coworkers ask me how long it takes to get to work once they realize I commute. It takes between twenty-nine and forty minutes.
R - Reason to Smile: Cats. Friends. My boyfriend. Sailor Moon.
S - Song You Sang Last: UH. I sing... a lot... I think it was actually ‘Helena’ by MCR while I was at work because my co-workers wanted to listen to early 00s pop rock/scene music.
T - Time You Woke Up: Initially at like eight-something, for real at 9:30
U - Underwear Color: Black
V - Vacation Destination: Somewhere with food I like
W - Worst Habit: ALL OF THEM. Lol I’m not sure, most of the ones I thought of are things most likely related to mental illness.
X - X-rays?: If CAT scans count, I got one like a month ago and it was super weird
Y - Your Favourite Food: Shrimp scampi
Z - Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
20 people is too fucking many @combonight @juniorvarsityjacket @bruised-wayne @moistyaoi @jadebots and you too if you’re reading this and feel like it
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I was tagged in this A-Z ask meme by the amazing @shark-myths! Thank you so much for tagging me, you know I love doing these and I appreciate every one you send my way.
RULES: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours. When you are done, tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you, and most importantly, have fun!
A) Age: Eighteen.
B) Biggest fear: A very realistic fear, having to face the death of someone I love.
C) Current time: Ten o’clock in the evening.
D) Drink you last had: Tap water
E) Every day starts with: Apple juice, talking to my mum, and wishing I could stay in bed longer.
F) Favourite song at the moment: The state of my favourite song is currently in flux, because I’ve been listening to Halsey’s ‘Hopeless Fountain Kingdom’ and nothing else for the last few days but I can’t yet pick a favourite. Off the top of my head, one that I keep cycling back to is ‘Heaven In Hiding’.
G) Ghosts. Are they real?: No, but man do I wish they were.
H) Hometown: Guernsey. Within that, Castel, but it doesn’t really count as a hometown. The Greater Vazon Area, if I could call it that.
I) In love with?: Everyone I ever meet, in some ways. Everyone who smiles at me, who talks to me. If you want to know who owns the most of my heart, though, that's Alastair.
J) Jealous of?: Everyone I ever meet, again. People who are better than me at things, people who are smarter and more popular and have things that I want. People who are happy more often than I am. People who go to concerts that I can't, because of time and money and sometimes the fact that they happened ten years ago.
K) Killed Someone?: No, and I'm not planning on it.
L) Last time you cried: Last night, I had a meltdown and cried for 45 minutes straight. Before that, it was the day before when I was reading sad stories. I am a mess.
M) Middle name: Gillian. I might change it, or add another, at some point. Nothing has really stood out to me yet, though. Maybe Carteret.
N) Number of siblings: Now this is a damn good question. I don’t know for sure. I have one half-brother whom I have met and who lives next door, he’s sixteen years older than me and has been a major influence on my music taste. I know I have at least two, maybe three more half-siblings on my dad’s side, the oldest of which is forty.
O) One wish: That I get to keep doing what I love, that it makes me happy, and that I can continue to love and be loved in return.
P) Person you last called/texted: Alastair, as ever. I only really ever text two people, and they are him and my mother.
Q) Questions you are always asked: “What are you doing next year?” is one that I get a lot. The peril of graduating Sixth Form is the constant questioning of where you’re going in September and what you’re doing there. I’m going to Winchester and I’m studying Creative Writing, before anyone sends me this exact question in an ask.
R) Reasons to smile: Seeing my windowsill garden grow, music, reading, seeing Alastair, talking to Alastair, being with Alastair. You get the picture.
S) Song you last sung: Paramore’s ‘Rose-Coloured Boy’. It keeps getting stuck in my head.
T) Time you woke up: Eleven, this morning. I was awake until three watching the election results come in, so I didn’t even bother trying to get up any earlier.
U) Underwear colour: Plain black, and a white binder.
V) Verse from a song you like: It took me a long time to decide what exact song and which exact verse, but I ended up on this little excerpt is from KT Tunstall’s ‘Universe & U’. You can feel the love in the verse, it’s comfortable and cosy and I just, I know what it’s talking about. That appreciation, the gratitude of having someone so good, it’s beautifully evident in this verse.
When I'm cold inside You are warm and bright You know you are so good for me. With your child's eyes You are more than you seem You see into space I see in your face The places you've been The things you have learned They sit with you so beautifully.
W) Worst habit: Probably biting my nails? A good 70% of habits I have are pretty bad, but I think this is both the worst and the most long-running.
X) X-rays you’ve had: Multiple dental x-rays, and one ankle x-ray back when I was like, eight.
Y) Your favourite food: I really, really love dark chocolate. Not just because I’m edgy, I genuinely prefer it to milk chocolate these days. In terms of savoury, most things involving pasta are pretty high up my favourites list, too.
Z) Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
I’m going to tag @skyward-sheik, @toadstoolfuel @littleduckalex @heardyouloudandqueer @sheisalreadyhere @inadragon @windsweptarmadillo @baz-pitch-is-alive @mcnamak @make-america-punk-again and @murdereratthematinee :)
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tagged by @brosura like forty years ago because I’m a loser who doesn’t ever do anything on time sorry :p
Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you are done tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… And most importantly, have fun!
a - age: 21!
b - biggest fear: all of them?? Like, name a fear I probably have it. That’s what you get for having like four anxiety disorders at the same time probably lol. Uh... to narrow it down I’m really bad with heights, I have an extreme phobia of anything related to doctors or hospitals, and I guess overall I’m just terrified of failure and dying alone in miserable obscurity. Major life decisions are bad and I don’t like them.
c - current time: 10:42 PM!!
d - drink you last had: uh... water? Before that I think it was a raspberry banana smoothie.
e - every day starts with: checking tumblr/my email/messaging my girl unless my brain is too dumb to figure out how to write words down and send them to her. I really need to learn how to form sentences early in the morning lol.
f - favorite song: oh gosh. I legit have a whole hundred-and-fifty-song playlist of my favorite songs. One of my all-time faves is Hotel California by the Eagles. Every time I hear that song I am obligated to start rocking out, it’s pretty embarrassing.
g - ghosts, are they real: Idk?? I think the jury’s still out on that.
h - hometown: the depressing suburbia surrounding Chicago
i - in love with: robots, weird science facts, weird historical facts, really good desserts, breezy days, chocolate, really good music, Prompto Argentum... I have a lot of loves.
j - jealous of: people with friends? Especially friends they get to see and talk to regularly?
k - killed someone: uh.... literally or metaphorically? Because literally-speaking, no. Metaphorically-speaking, also no. I am a soft marshmallow please do not harm me.
l - last time you cried: yesterday? I think? I was reading a really good fanfic and then my girlfriend said a nice thing about me and I was in tears. Idk I might’ve cried this morning at some point. I cry a lot okay this is normal for me.
m - middle name: Marie
n - number of siblings: just my big bro!
o - one wish: I would like a house. A nice small cute little house furnished exactly how I want in a place I want and just. Financial security. That’d be great.
p - person you last called/texted: my girlfriend!!
q - questions you’re always asked: if I’m in school/when school gets out/what my classes are/what my major is
it’s great because I’m still undecided, I’m two years older than most of my peers, none of the things I want to major in are likely to be financially lucrative, and when people aren’t asking what my major is they’re assuming I’m still in highschool. I will probably be mistaken for a highschooler until I’m forty.
r - reasons to smile: historical fun facts and painting and robots and MY GIRLFRIEND and really good video games and Good Dogs and books and coffee and baking and music and sugary foods and things I can write about and The Power of Friendship and basically there are lots of things to smile about!! The world needs more smiles!!
s - song last sang: um.. the chocobo song from Final Fantasy, if sort of vaguely humming it at my brother counts as singing. Idk man I sing a lot
t - time you woke up: 11. After having a really weird dream about averting the apocalypse on Christmas and babysitting and idk my subconscious is a weeeeird place.
u - underwear color: gray
v - vacation destination: anywhere. Seriously, I would travel anywhere. I love travelling it is THE BEST long road trips especially!!
w - worst habit: second-guessing myself, never going out of my comfort zone, being excessively self-negative, being excessively optimistic about everything not related to myself, forgetting meals... does low self-esteem count as a habit?
x - x-rays you’ve had: So. Many. My stupid wisdom teeth and my stupid front tooth and stupid braces and basically I’m afraid I’m gonna get cancer at this point
y - your favorite food: All. All food. I love food. Just gimme all the food.
z - zodiac sign: Aries but I feel like I’m probably the single worst Aries in existence. I’m not strong, I’m not a take-charge type, I guess I’m pretty loud and I can be opinionated but that’s really as far as I go to fitting the Aries stereotype--I’m actually really shy and I don’t ever enjoy upsetting people. Plus people used to tease me about being an Aries so I’m kinda :/ about it.
Uh... I have no idea who to tag. Just do the thing if you want to!! I would tag people if I had the brainpower :p
#jellyfishrambles#I love answering these question thingys#thanks for tagging me in this!!! even if I'm kinda dumb lol
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Alphabet Get To Know Me:
I wasn’t tagged, nor am I tagging anyone, just thought this would be interesting to do!
A - age: sixteen
B - birthplace: where i continue to reside
C - current time: two forty-seven in the afternoon
D - drink you last had: pomegranate lemonade
E - easiest people to talk to: some of my internet friends who i bond with over broadway musicals
F - favourite song: angel on fire by halsey
G - grossest memory: probably an injury of mine?
H - horror yes or horror no: sometimes? it depends on the specific movie topic and how gory it gets
I - in love: pfft, i wish someone would love me
J - jealous of people: of course, jealousy is a part of human nature, but it doesn’t mean i want to be them
K - killed someone: no, but i’ve seen death.
L - love at first sight, or should I walk by again: with my pessimistic attitude, you’re going to need to get to know me first.
M - middle name: taylor
N - number of siblings: one, my younger brother
O - one wish: i just want happiness, and to have friends who will listen to my problems like i listen to theirs
P - person you called last: i think my grandpa, but i can’t be too sure.
Q - question you’re always asked: why me?
R - reason to smile: harry potter, it’s kind of what keeps me sane and not disassociated.
S - song you sang: the star wars theme song? i’m in Disney at the moment, and i was in Hollywood Studios and kind of now geeked out a lot and, yeah...
T - this question has disappeared: ha, like my social life... oh, you didn’t need to know that.
U - underwear colour: tan
V - vacation: as previously stated, i’m in Disney, so Orlando, Florida
W - where has this question gone: stop asking me questions that i can’t answer.
X - xrays: too many: mostly injuries and any time i had to get dental work done
Y - your favourite food: my weakness is brownies...
Z - zodiac sign: aquarius
#not hp related#alphabet tag#about me#send me anons#i'll answer anything#i'm bored#someone entertain me
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Alphabet Tag Game
tagged by @octobig ages ago -- this has been hanging out in my drafts for so long i had to change half the answers. whoops.
rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs.
a - age: 24
b - birthplace: australia
c - current time: 5:55am
d - drink you had last: i had an instant coffee just before i left work!
e - easiest person to talk to: i’m terrible at talking to people!! @daishannigans might be surprised by this answer, but it’s been so long since i’ve clicked with someone so easily, and i truly appreciate her presence in my life.
f - favorite song: the one that’s lasted throughout the years is probably white houses by vanessa carlton?
g - grossest memory: i was fourteen, walking forty minutes home from the train station, and hadn’t realised i’d gotten my period earlier in my journey. I WAS WEARING TIGHTS.
h - horror yes or no: i love everything about the horror genre except for jump scares. me and my anxiety don’t need these today.
i - in love? nuh-uh
j - jealous of people? all the time, but i’m trying to work on it!
k - killed someone? who’s actually gonna confess to homicide on a tumblr post...
(i left it at that initially, but i realised that made it sound like i’d murdered someone. would like to clarify: have not killed anyone. but if i had...)
l - love at first sight or should i walk past again? i think you actually need to talk to someone first? there’s been people i’ve been infatuated with after our first conversation, but never at just first sight.
m - middle name: cecilia
n - number of siblings: 0
o - one wish: to not be perpetually exhausted, all the time.
p - person i called last: my boss
q - question you’re always asked: “where are you (really) from?” in the australian context, at least, is always code for ‘why are you brown’? how do i know this? because if i answer with ‘australia’, they ask me about my ‘background’, if i answer with ‘my mum is indonesian’ they nod knowingly, and if i answer with ‘my dad is from austria’ they answer with ‘oh that’s why your skin is such a lovely colour’. :)
anyway australians don’t like talking to you if they can’t racially profile you because how are they supposed to know how to treat you?
r - reason to smile: liam kosta exists, that’s a pretty good reason also meeting people who just get it and being able to bond over shared experiences!
s - song you last sang: be ok by ingrid michelson (it’s on my rydam playlist!)
t - time you woke up: 3:30pm, i’m on nightshifts at the moment
u - underwear color: i had to check. they’re dark grey!
v - vacation: i love places that are a mix of touristy but also have a lot of cool history? but mostly i just end up going places to visit friends, which is also very a++
w - worst habit: i’ve been biting my nails again :c also, i talk down to myself a lot, and i’ve been trying to stop!
x - xrays: only the once, when i badly sprained my ankle and it was so swollen they thought it was broken. i was in grade six at the time!
y - your favorite food: lasagne
z - zodiac sign: pisces!
tagging: @notebookalpha @duckerina @themarchg1rl @daravakarian @amarmeme @reyfinnpoebb8 @aceryder @keroseem and wow 20 is a lot, if you wanna do this, you can say i tagged you! <3
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thank you for tagging @catharinaloss & @magnuslights !!!!!
rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better
A - age: 16 B - birthplace: the oldest city in norway (google that one folks, it’s a trip) C - current time: 10:15 pm D - drink you had last: lemon ice tea E - easiest person to talk to: tanya F - favourite song: it’s currently 5 million miles by highasakite G - grossest memory: that time i chewed on a paracet pill H - horror yes or no: no I - in love? no J - jealous of people? probably K - killed someone? if moths count as someone then yes, in any other case no L - love at first sight or should i walk past again? i mean,,,crush at first sight maybe M - middle name: elisabeth (to clarify, elisa comes from my middle name, my name is not elisa elisabeth) N - number of siblings: four O - one wish: for sofie and kevin to reunite as partners on paradise hotel @sanasols P - person i called last: mother dearest Q - question you’re always asked: lately it’s been ‘’are you going to prom?’’ but it’s usually ‘’how is your english accent so good’’ R - reason to smile: iced coffee and full bookshelves S - song you last sang: everyone’s talking by james hersey T - time you woke up: around 7 U - underwear color: black V - vacation: big cities or somewhere really quiet idk W - worst habit: i drink too much water right before i go to bed so i have to get up and pee forty times before i actually fall asleep X - xrays: too many times on my ankles Y - your favourite food: enchiladas and pizza Z - zodiac sign: aries
i don’t really know who to tag but
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ABC Tag Game
I was tagged by @freddielucky -- thank you very much, my dear! :-)
ABC Tag Game
A - age: 50-something, chronologically. Most people place me in my forties when they see me. Somewhere in my 30s mentally. Most of the time. I have my 12-Y-O moments. B - biggest fears: I’m with you, freddie. Spiders can all die in a fire. C - current time: 3:36 PM/15:36. Trying to learn 24 hour time since so many of my pals live outside of the US. But I draw the line there. Imperial measurement system and Fahrenheit 4 EVA. D - drink you last had: Coke Zero and Lemonade E - every day starts with: the goddamn alarm clock going off at 5:30 in the morning. F - favorite song: Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen, performed by Jeff Buckley OR kd lang G - ghosts, are they real?: They could be. H - hometown: Seattle, Washington, USA I - in love with: It’s complicated. J - jealous of: Professional writers. K - killed someone: heavens no. L - last time you cried: Friday M - middle name: it used to be Mercedes. I’ll keep the current one private. N - number of siblings: three half siblings, one younger brother O - one wish: to win the Powerball lotto so I can:
quit my job, pay off my debts and become a well-paid author
move to the UK or New Zealand
Buy a big house
Have my artsy friends move in and create
In short, the lyrics of “Our Song” by Elton John
P - person you last called/texted my friend Christy Q - questions you’re always asked: R - reasons to smile: So many...most of them revolve around a certain Irish actor. But my friends, the email from Ao3 alerting me to kudos and comments, my kitties and music S - song last sang: Ghost, by the Indigo Girls T - time you woke up: 3:00 AM. For the second day in a row, F*cking sh!t needs to stop. DID take a nap, though, so all I can do now is hope I sleep through the night tonight. U - underwear color: er...none? Sunday is “shuffle around in jammies” day. V - vacation destination: none confirmed, as yet. HOPING to head back to the UK in August (the podcast gals are trying to get press passes to the BFI event for S3...price of airfare will determine whether or not I go). W - worst habit: comfort eating really bad things for me. Like simple carbohydrates. X - x-rays had: Traditional x-rays (not MRIs, ultrasounds or CAT scans)? Back, teeth, both ankles, left knee, left upper leg and hip. Y - favorite food: Really effing hard. Probably Indian/Pakastani Z - zodiac sign: Taurus
Tagging @xxsparksxx @rainpuddle13 @mymusingsfromtheheart @londonista59 @bepac67 @everythingyouweretooafraidtoask @ritabites @britishlyso @osmarinamo @tigers-16 and anyone else who would like to join in!
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Tag thing :)
Tagged by: @the-vic-to-my-kellin (thank you for tagging me I love your cartoons k bye) Rules: copy this text into a new post, remove my answers and put in yours. When you are done tag up to 10 people and tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun! a - age: 16 (17 in two days tho) b - biggest fear: people stopping liking me and leaving me :) c - current time: 19:20 d - drink you last had: cappuccino e - is missing so bonus fact: I have four main internet friends, three of whom I met through various fandoms and one of whom I met on the Comfort Spot f - favorite song: currently loving Dirty Laundry by All Time Low and The Coast Is Where Home Is by As It Is. Always in love with The Boy Who Could Fly and Drella (both by Pierce the Veil) and Stay Awake and Therapy have special places in my heart (by All Time Low)…tbh the list goes on a bit g - ghosts, are they real: mmmm I’m not sure but I don’t think so h - also missing so another fact: Some of you might know this but I am actually a competitive figure skater. And yeah, I’m bloody good actually :) i - in love with: Lynn Gunn j - jealous of: Rian Dawson (he’s engaged to Cassadee Pope, you see) k - killed someone: only in my head l - last time you cried: …lol this afternoon m - middle name: Elizabeth n - number of siblings: soy in hija unica o - one wish: is it too cheesy to say to meet All Time Low? Failing that I’d love to make a career out of music p - person you last called/texted: Georgie :) q - question(s) you’re always asked: “wait, so, WHAT time do you get up to go skating?!” r - reasons to smile: Kathryn and Billy, Georgie, my skating gals, Jack Barakat’s existence, Alex Gaskarth’s hugs, Cassadee’s Pope’s voice, Yuri on Ice, art, vinyl records, churros and pancakes s - last song you listened to: Galway Girl by Ed Sheeran (what a banger) t - time you woke up: my alarm was set for eight but I was up at six forty seven for some reason :) u - underwear color: white v - vacation destination: hmmmm well I wanna visit all my internet friends but after that, Paris (for Disneyland), Italy (for the pasta) and Japan (because Japan) w - worst habit: what you just want one or x - x-rays you’ve had: elbow (I fractured it when I was seven that was fun) and dental ones y - your favorite food: PIZZA HMU z - zodiac sign: Pisces I tag: @saltie1-8 @fried-demon-potato @lunavos @matcha-merlion @xxgeorgiehamxx @jackbarakitty @edgeofbarakat ummmm I can’t think of any others you can just say I tagged you :)
#this is the third time I've tried to do this now so it better work bc I'm not posting this again :)#tag thing#I think I've fixed it now
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