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Commission prices updated!

Shipping varies based on location, but is $15 at the absolute most.

Email me at plaidcushion at gmail dot com. Paypal is the same.

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@tolomi tagged me to share some recent tunes I’ve been jamming to! I’ve actually not been listening to many tunes of late so here’s something from each of the things I've been binging on:

Society by Eddie Vedder

Screwed by Janelle Monáe

I Will Follow You Into The Dark by Death Cab For Cutie

Pokemon All Elite Four Battle Themes by Nintendo

Alpenglow by Soft Hugs

Settle Down by Kimbra

Both Of You from Steven Universe

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Insect subculture chart.

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Very late birthday present for a friend - a peach on the ass pocket of a favorite pair of shorts

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Velvet guides, or herdigrada, manifest unbidden in shelters marked with one of the Lesser Runes of Rem. They waddle-flutter through the woods, seeking out lost adventurers and leading them back to safety.

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I’ve been working on Adventure April! Slowly. Eventually.

Our plucky little traveler is a little frog friend with a dowsing rod; his companion is the soul of a nameless creek sealed within an old family heirloom (A firefly wrist cuff that was probably meant to be a ring for a larger species).

They’re off exploring the Gulespoor, the mangrove woods full of tall tales, lightless days, and all kinds of disreputable folk. Even the local fauna are hardened criminals - Gule-grubbers love to steal shiny objects with their hand-tipped tails before scampering away up into the canopy.

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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I had a really good time yesterday playing @orbitaldropkick‘s Skull Wizard of the Chaos Caverns with my friends.

The best items I came up with were a +2 Ruby of Coveting, a cursed gem which compelled everyone who laid eyes on it to acquire it by any means necessary including murder, and (after one player couldn’t afford a +1 Firebox of Eternity from the shopkeep-with-a-permanently-aflame-storefront and asked for a cheaper item) the Torch of Two Hours.

The torch, thanks to a roll of 10 when used as a blunt weapon, inflicted two hours worth of bludgeoning damage to a monster with a single blow, and was finally used as a flashbang to stun the final boss of the dungeon.

10/10 great game would run again

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Goblin week D7: Wait! That’s no urban scrounger goblin! That’s a boring old pigeon!

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For D6 of Goblin Week: The result of a mishmash of keywords

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nine-birds replied to your photo: Goblin week D5: Extradimensional shapeshifter...

i LOVE this one!! what do you plan to do with them?

Thanks! She was my character for a couple Masks sessions with some friend. I don’t have a story for her to fit in yet so she’s perched near the top of my “assorted OCs pile” along with Truckhands McMike for the time being

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Goblin week D5: Extradimensional shapeshifter (self-proclaimed royalty) goblin, defending the earth (in her PJs) 

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Goblin Week D4: In which a beachcomber goblin will not be riding regally into battle

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A lumpy little fur-trader for Goblin Week D3

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D2 of goblin week brings a roadcone-stealing goblin.

Why does she steal roadcones? Why don’t you ask her????

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Day 1 of goblin week: an enthooze-iastic little slime-merchant

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Chrosstitchmas presents for folks