#btw: max = 🏳️‍⚧️

[cishetlou]

[pikaflute]

pickles for every emoji

oh jeez

⚧️ - Pronoun headcanon - he/him

🏳️‍⚧️- Gender headcanon - transgender

🏳️‍🌈- Orientation headcanon - gay

🌌- Zodiac sign headcanon - hold on i have a meme for this:

🧠- MBTI headcanon - annoying, which ever one makes him annoying

❤️- Otp - i have an itabag, a crocodile and octopus plushie, i have made copious memes and posts about them, and they're the reason i started watching metalocalypse. nickles has effectively RUINED my life, im pretty sure reading the fic where pee stuff happens between them made me have to take calc 2 again. that or parabola (narles fic).

🧡- Everyone I ship with this character - besides nathan: chickles, picklesface, and uh....fuck i think thats it. hes got three boyfriends max.

💛- Brotp - hes toki's band mom. first of all. also skwisgaar and pickles are probably besties and hes probably buddies with abigail too.

💚- Notp - magpickles :( he was mean to pickles so he gets nothing from pickles.

💙- Crossover ship I like - i just think him in the 80s getting with severely depressed and hating his life majima is very funny. it is btw.

💜- Crossover non-ship relationship I like - this is related to my whole mtl psychonauts crossover thing im brewing but i think milla would be friends with pickles on account of her liking pathetic men

📖- AU I’d like to see them in: LOOK AT MEEEEE.....revengencer pickles is SOOOO good. like soooo good. he gets to look sexy hot in his stupid leather jacket and pants, and have that gay ass octopus tattoo on his chest. i also just wanna see him be evil. evil arcs for characters who deserve it is so satisyfing to me. also i want to that scene from the yakuza movie where majima sits on kiryu's face recreated with nickles in this au is perfect for that.

❤️‍🩹- Angsty headcanon - hey :) so pickles totally has like. doubt when he's first starting the band. like his last band failed, and no one in his new band (minus nathan) seems to like him all that much, especially the rhythm guitarist who keeps screaming at every practice session. if dethklok goes what does he have left? no one. his former band is down the toilet and his family doesn't like him so if dethklok fails he has no one to turn to. that doubt leaves his mind when dethklok finds success and he finally has a family to turn to. well :) until the band breaks up of course teehee heehee

💖- Happy headcanon - aw do you think when dethklok post doomstar was doing charity stuff pickles was like working with some kids and they all kinda look up to him because he's big and successful and so nice and also he's gay like them :). so he starts to hang out with them and like help them with their problems. he starts to make them feel more at home and even decides to make a shelter for any runaway kids who need a home. pickles also denies that he cares about the kids he's helping as he's hugging them all tightly. caring isn't brutal (he's crying)

😋- Funny/stupid headcanon - i think he just knew how to play drums randomly. like when dethklok was starting nathan was like 'we have a singer and three guitarists can you play drums?' pickles is like 'no ive never played drums but ill try' cue like one of the best drum solos those guys have heard and murderface is like 'how the FUCK did you do that?' and pickles just shrugs. literally winging his successful music career

🥖- Food headcanon - ive said he likes to cook before but i think he has the worst food tastes possible. he is the man i saw once dip his pizza in ranch. he's literally horrible when he makes food for himself. i hate it.

🛌- Sleep headcanon - he sleeps like an idiot. seriously, the man is 5'4 and he spreads himself across the whole bed. he's kicking nathan in the kidneys half the time. he's sensitive there pickles come on.

🏡- Domestic headcanon - call him gay (HE IS) but he totally wants tot settle down. maybe have a kid. he spoils his nephew rotten already so i think he would be an "okay" dad. he would still kinda suck at it but he really wants a family and a home to call his own. the one he didn't get, you know?

🗡- Badass headcanon - you think he fights with his legs. i have reference majima like five times in this ask. whatever. hes gonna breakdance and make a fire tornado with his powers. the prophecy didnt say anything about these sick moves.

❓- Anything else you want! - i think he would be pretty flexible. he's got good leg support from playing the drums and he did a lot of wacky shit on stage in the 80s, so he could totally do some weird position to freak his band out

[kravchikfreak]

🦚 - Are there any queer books/shows/etc. that you would suggest? 🏳️‍🌈 - Do you enjoy the colors of your preferred flag? Do you incorporate it into your outfits, decor, etc.? 🏳️‍⚧️ - What Flag do you think has the best color scheme? Sorry if it’s too much

nah there isn't such a thing as too much when it comes to asks. i love them! thank you!

🦚 - Are there any queer books/shows/etc. that you would suggest?

man or man you discoverd a black hole. i just cannot, when i do recommendations, stop at one, two or three max shows i absolutely want people to watch. so prepare yourselves for a long list

ah, was i supposed to specify what "queer show" means? i'm not sure i know exactly, so i'll just list titles that i like with open queer characters

i'll do the ones, that has canonical bisexuals (cause i feel like we could use some bi visibility)

1. stumptown. it's a show about the true bi-saster, dex parios. did i mention she also has ptsd? did i mention whe also has autistic brother? didi mention she's played by cobie smulders? and she's also badass! i have a crush on her. show's funny and other characters aee great as well. be aware tho, the show was canceled after the first season. sadge

2. everything sucks! the show was also canceled. sadge. and also it's about a lesbian. but there's a bi character in it, and the story is great, also atmosphere is so nice, and overall anly positive feelings

3. atypical. it's okay, i guess. i fucking hate it tho. i shipped these two bi girls so hard tho. i fucjing hate how the show handled it all tho. can anyone ask me why i hate cazzie so much? i'll gladly answer! untill then, the show is nice, humor is excellent, and the main char is autistic as well, and there are TWO bi character, how cool is that? i hate it tho. so fucking much (and i haven't seen the 4th season, btw. i should)

4. harley quinn. ???? if you okay with violence, it's a great show!

5.the bisexual. i guess i wouldn't fully recomend it, i feel like it's not everyones cup of tea, but i just think more people should know it existed. it's about a bi woman who her whole life pretended to be a lesbian and now trying to reunderstand herself

6. the owl house. almost forgot about the owl house. did you know luz is bi? i cannot wait for the show to admit it (writing fanfiction about herself and fictional men doesn't count, lesbian amity did it as well)

7. dead to me. i wouldvery much recommend it to everyone! tho there isn't that much queerness, buti promise you, it's all worthit!

8. arcane. i don't care, vi is bi, and so is cait. i don't care.

i guess that's it. the list isn't as long as i would want it to be((((((( there are so little good things with canon bi's as you see...

as for the books, i've stopped reading them before i stopped being homopgobe so i don't have any recomendation on this regard

anyway, the peice of media that made me stop being homophobe - the game life is strange. the main char is also bi how cool is that!

🏳️‍🌈 - Do you enjoy the colors of your preferred flag? Do you incorporate it into your outfits, decor, etc.?

at first i didn't really care for the colors of bi flag, but when time went past it grew on me, and i genuinely think it's the best flag ever. i don't it anywhere really, partly cuse i'm closed irl, partly cause i don't really like the ideaofusing flags' color schemes in anything otger than flags or tge images of flags, and partly cause i'm bad at colors, like my favourite color is violet and i have approximately 0 (zero) pieces of clothing in violet, so...

🏳️‍⚧️ - What Flag do you think has the best color scheme?

yeah, bi flag, for sure for sure

and again, thanks for the asks!