#btw you are SO BIG BRAINED FOR CALLING YOUNGER PIPSQUEAK IN YOUR FIC

[wickedcriminal]

the Naming Dame is too wild and needs to be stopped, like what if movie!Hiccup and book!Hiccup were twins 😭😭 what other backup runt names do Vikings have? Pipsqueak? Trifling? Leftovers?? Inconsequentelle??? Or would she double down and have Thing 1 and Thing 2 The Brothers Hiccup running wild through Berk as if that were normal

LEFTOVERS,, INCONSEQUENTELLE,,, TFUGOGOVYIGOGUO IM CRYING

Honestly she'd probably stick to her guns and The Hiccups would be NIGHTMARISH to refer to 😂😂 traditions be damned, Gothi, think of our sanity!!