#btw yes max is nonbinary

[puzzlevision]

ever heard of max lerdwichagul?

there he is now, now based by a character i made 🤭

ExtraMemeGuardian4 (EMG4 aka Max)

Yes (this is really his age btw) | Nonbinary [he/him] | March 9

design by @lizaluvsthis (thank you 🥹)

info under the cut; its long btw

The artificial little brother of SMG4 created while Mario was messing up with one of E. Gadd's invention. A blue beam somehow striked SMG4's USB, thus a new half-Super Meme Guardian was born inside of his USB. He is the first—while not the first artificial character related to SMG4—artificial relative of SMG4 to properly called as his brother both in-universe and outside the universe.

He is a member of Meme Research Club from Omnia Academy who loves listening to Vocaloid music (like me yayayayayaya). He is surprisingly wise—a trait his brother SMG4 doesn't have. His temper is as short as his attention span. He tends not to do an eye contact due to being timid. As a half-SMG, meme manipulation is his only power.

Due to the apparent presence of the TV Adware from the beam, EMG4 knows the same TV that gave SMG4 a totally normal keyboard which caused Peach's castle getting destroyed. He is desperately finding the perfect video made by his brother, which was lost media in-universe. To this day, he is still finding it, no matter how long will it take.

It is unknown why SMG4 calls him Max despite his actual name being EMG4, but he is okay with calling him anything else as long as they are not inappropriate and/or mocking him.

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bonus meme because a new smg4 episode was uploaded on my birthday 🎂

[tactiletelekonesis]

sir we are need desperate need of flash fam hcs. would you do the honours?

Ok I’m not as well versed in Flashfam content but I’ll try! I mainly know Bart, but I’ll give it my best shot.

First I’d like to start off with my favorite canon facts about Bart because I can’t NOT talk about him: 

He skateboards!

He once tried to get a Green Lantern tattoo but his healing abilities made it go away after five minutes and his friends knew it would happen but let him spend the money anyway lmao

He’s insanely popular at school, like, everyone loves him and he doesn’t get it

He once shaved his head because he was sick of people at school touching his hair, but Max made him wear a wig to school anyway

Ok now for the headcanons:

Bart has a skateboard that’s modified to not wear down at superspeed so he can use it at his own pace. He rarely uses it because he prefers to use regular skateboards cos it gives him time to slow down and think

On a similar note, Wally has modified roller skates! His kids want their own but he insists that they stick to non-modified roller skates until they’re old enough to control their speed more consistently

All the speedsters are pretty much geniuses but I like to believe that Bart is the only one who has a photographic memory (which, the memory thing is canon btw) because like... look, a lot of people make Bart the butt of the joke in the Flashfam but he’s special to me and I love him

Wally is the fastest speedster. Sometimes they wonder if Bart would have grown up to be faster, but they’ll never know because Bart has a prosthetic knee from when he was shot and it gives him a limp (also canon). This makes Wally the favorite of the speedforce (yes I’m stealing this from @damthosefandoms but look, she’s right, that’s why I’m stealing it)

Jai and Irey are almost as fast as their dad but not quite

The speedforce is an entity with a mind of it’s own and the speedsters are its favorite humans.

Barry Allen has so much love in his heart. He loves his family, he loves his friends, he loves his rogues.

On that note, Barry Allen and Hal Jordan are best friends (and sometimes lovers?) and I know that’s pretty much a given in the fandom but it needs to be said again because I love their friendship

Max and Jay are good friends but they can get competitive about “their” respective kids so despite the fact that Bart is literally Barry’s grandson, Max and Jay try to one up each other with Barry and Bart’s exploits on who’s more proud of their kid. When Barry gets involved he talks about Wally, and when Jai and Irey are born, Wally gets involved talking about his kids. It’s a mess.

All! Speedsters! Have! ADHD! It’s just a given. It can cause them problems, but they manage. The speedforce helps.

I’m on the fence about whether I want to headcanon Bart as having Tourette’s? There’s literally no basis for it other than the fact that I have Tourette’s and I want to project, but like. It would fit him well imo, and I think Tourette’s is best suited to superspeed out of all the powers because my body constantly feels like it’s not going fast enough.

Barry is defensive of his rogues. Someone tells him that his rogues are lame compared to another city’s and he goes off on them. People think he’s insane because he criticizes the rogues in one breath and defends them in another

Bart avoids VR games after travelling back in time because while it might not be the same level of technology, he doesn’t want to trigger himself with something similar

Listen, growing up in VR was traumatic for him because no one was real, he didn’t process death, he didn’t process danger

I ping pong back and forth on whether Bart is aroace or gay, so I’m gonna say he’s demi.

Wally and Barry are bi

I haven’t given thought to the sexualities of the other speedsters and I’m not going to lol

They all welcome Jess Chambers (not to be confused with Jesse, I’m talking about the one from Future State) with open arms when they come to this universe

Jess is canonically nonbinary, and I think that inspires Bart to be more open with his gender too

Jai and Irey are menaces. They try to get away with using their superspeed in little ways just to mess with their dad

When they’re old enough to join the Teen Titans, Jai is the leader. I don’t know why I just know in my gut that he is.

Having two speedsters on the Teen Titans is confusing but they manage and it actually works out well!

Irey likes to change her hair often and the fam makes her wear wigs as a civilian to not give away her identity

I want to include headcanons about Wallace, Avery, Jesse, and others, but I’m not as familiar with them and don’t want to do them disservice, you know? But what I’ve read of them they seem pretty cool! I just need to read more of them.

[salty-dracon]

ace hang plays temtem

I MISS HOP... | Temtem Early Access! Part 1 | Ace Hang Plays

Temtem is a Pokemon-like monster collector MMO that’s full of adorable creatures that fight in double battles. It’s tons of fun! Except for Max. Max is a meanie. :( ~Arthur

(Max’s Oree knocks out Arthur’s Smazee in one hit)

Arthur: Oh my god, fuck you!

Val: You can say fuck?!

Val: Hey everyone, Ace Hang here! I’m Val!

Arthur: And I’m Arthur! And we’re playing TemTem! It’s this newly released but heavily touted Pokemon-like monster collector MMO that’s received lots of praise from all over the net. From its cute designs to its beautiful world, and the excitement of just having a Pokemon RPG, it’s a game worth checking out.

Val: Arthur just would not stop talking about this. He sent me a picture of, uh... (Val fiddles on his phone) this... platypus lookin’ thing, and it’s, like... (Val holds out his phone, which has a picture of Platypet on it) Look at how cute this thing is!

Arthur: I know, right?

Val: And dang, the trailer? Man, it’s like, beautiful! Basically, I’m hyped. Let’s do this!

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(Opening of the game. Arthur’s character looks like himself, as he’s controlling the game.)

Val: What the fuck?! Is that our mom?!

Arthur: Oh god, she looks like she’s going to overfeed me.

Val: It’s our Apprentice’s Eve.

Arthur: Yes, it is. Cool. Okay, looks like we’ve got a Tempedia. “The quintessential device every trainer should have. The Tempedia records crucial info on every Temtem seen and caught. Yours is a present from Aina.”

Val: Sweet. Thanks, Mom.

Arthur: Alright, let’s head outside. Oh, yay! Everyone’s here to see us off!

Val: Aww, they pitched in to give us money for school! That’s so sweet of them!

Arthur: “Oh, that’s lovely! Thank you so much dear neighbors! But where is your friend Max?”

Val: He’s probably the Hop of this game.

Arthur: Oh, Hop! I loved Hop.

Val: He’s seriously one of my favorite rivals. Like, he’s a shit trainer, but he’s just such a good guy deep down. I just...

Arthur: Just, he was... a bro, you know?

Val: Guy’d always work his hardest to uplift you no matter what. I just... I just appreciated that so much. Like, you two played off each other, you worked hard for each other to help us reach our dreams...

Arthur: I hope Hop joins us for the DLC. I want to see more of him.

Val: Anyway, I’ll voice Max, and- oh god, I hate him already.

Arthur: He just showed up!

Val: “Someone calling? Oh, hey, Arthur. Did you know it’s my Apprentice’s Eve too?“

Arthur: And I guess that’s Professor Konstantinos- he’s just the professor. “Don’t worry, my dear Aina, I’ll drop these kids off at the Accademia before going to the University.“

Val: “Cool, can we go with you?“

Arthur: “You’re too young for college, kid. But, maybe one day. What about you, Arthur?“ Well, I certainly would like to go to college.

Val: “Arthur isn’t that good at handling Temtem. But that’s okay, don’t worry, Arthur. You can just stay here and take care of Aina.“

Arthur: “Hey-“ “Alright, let’s go to the lab, kiddos.“

Val: Why the fuck did he say that?

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Arthur: Anyway, the lab is right here... and those are our starters over there.

Val: Oh, cool. Looks like a grass type, a water type, and a fire type. I think.

Arthur: Wrong, actually. Crystal, melee, mental.

Val: Oh, that’s interesting.

Arthur: I’ll see if we can get a better description. “You’ve already learned the basics of Temtem. These are from all over the Archipelago.”

Val: “Hey, Teach, do you have any digital Temtem?“ Digital?

Arthur: It’s a type, like water, fire, and nature.

Val: Oh, sweet, there’s robots?!

Arthur: “Digital Temtem are a very recent invention and therefore very rare.“

Val: “Ha! I have one!“ Okay, now you’re just showing off, buddy.

Arthur: It’s kind of cute, though. “But since you’ve got one, we’ll let Arthur pick the one he wants.”

Val: “What? Why does Arthur get to choose and I don’t?!“ Because you have a fucking robot Temtem, Max. A fucking robot Temtem. Also you’re a dick.

Arthur: “Shut up, kid. Arthur, take your pick.“

Val: Okay, so the one on the left is crystal type. “Crystle”. One in the middle is “Smazee”, melee- did he say he won it in a pub brawl?

Arthur: Professors have weird lives.

Val: Okay. And the one on the right is Houchic, a mental type.

Arthur: I personally want the one in the middle. It just looks cute.

Val: Smazee? Hey, it’s probably a good choice.

Arthur: It’s a little fuzzy monkey lion thing!

Val: Yeah, it’s the cutest one. Okay, let’s roll, then.

Arthur: Okay, let’s head out now. Oh, hey, Max.

Val: “Arthur, the teacher’s pet... you think you’re better than me, don’t you?“ Oh, I’m sorry, dickhead, you have a fucking ROBOT TEMTEM and I DON’T.

Arthur: This Smazee is my baby now and if you hurt him I’ll kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Val: “Fite me, bitch.“ Okay, sure, asshole. What are you gonna do? I’m the protagonist, and I’m gonna beat your ass.

Arthur: Maybe then you’ll learn to respect me.

Val: Wh-Why are they even our friend?! All they’ve done is tell us we’re too weak and dumb for this shit, call us a teacher’s pet, throw a hissy fit when we get a Temtem like some kind of entitled kid... Like what the fuck, dude! Where’s Hop’s wholesomeness?!

Arthur: Opponent is Max. Time for a battle tutorial. So, looks like you select “battle”, select a move, and attack. Let’s hit them with a “Kick”...

Val: Fuck them up! Kick their ass!

Arthur: You’ll regret saying I should have just stayed with my mum, Max...

(Smazee does meager damage. Oree one-shots Smazee.)

Arthur: ...

Val: ...

Arthur: Oh my god, fuck you!

Val: You can say fuck?!

Arthur: You have the audacity to come to me for a battle, burn my fucking Smazee, like some pissing dog, and then say “Hooray, my first victory!” as if you didn’t pick the fucking fight yourself?!

Val: You can say fuck?!

Arthur: I HATE him! I HATE them and their fucking Oree!

Val: The Oree didn’t do anything wrong! Maybe it just crit!

Arthur: There are no crits in this fucking game!

Val: Are you fucking serious?! Oh my god, fuck you, Max.

Arthur: Ugh. Such a prick. Anyway, “That Digital Temtem really gave you an edge there, Max.“

Val: “Didn’t you say it was the tamer and not the Temtem that made all the difference?“

Arthur: Oh, piss off. “Sorry, Arthur, but there’s no way you could have won against them.“ Ugh. And he heals up Smazee a bit... and gives us...?

Val: It’s a birdie! Oh my god, that SQUEAK.

Arthur: A Tuwai. And it’s quite rare, and has some mysterious powers. I’ll take good care of him too!

Val: “What? Why don’t I get one of those?!” Because you have a fucking DIGITAL TEMTEM, you dick!

Arthur: Alright, and now, the journey begins! (Smazee is following the Avatar) Oh MY GOD IT’S FOLLOWING ME! OH MY GOD IT’S FOLLOWING ME! OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE. (turns character around to face the Smazee walking behind him, it does a little chirrup) Oh, you’re so cute. We’re going to take names together, you and I. Oh my god, I love you.

Val: I can see you already love him.

Arthur: Yes. Yes I do.

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Arthur: And we’re here at Brical de Mar.

Val: “Hey, what took you so long?” We have a full team now, dickhead. Tateru, Paharo, Pigipec...

Arthur: And I guess this is Sophia. Looks like she runs the dojo, which is basically the gym.

Val: Looks like a water type gym leader. And now she’s taking us on a tour.

(post tour)

Arthur: Aww, that was a nice tour!

Val: Okay, who’s better? Nessa or Sophia? Like, appearance, personality wise?

Arthur: You’re asking me?!

Val: A lot of people seemed to like Nessa, that’s all.

Arthur: I mean... I... really have no clue.

Val: Yeah, me neither. Okay, let’s roll. “See you in the dojo, loser.“ Watch me beat the final boss, dickhead.

[find-your-rp-partner]

looking for a long-term rp partner (originals only)

♦ 21, finnish, game art/animation uni student.

♦ I roleplay via email and skype. I'm only looking for OC x OC and original settings (taking inspiration from other things is fine tho), no canon stuff for me this time. 

♦ I write in third-person and multiple paragraph responses, however I tend to match my replies to my partners. Please be willing to write at least 4-5 sentences, one liners are not my thing. 

♦ English is not my native language and I’m just a mere human so mistakes are bound to happen. I’m looking for a partner who understands this and is relaxed about roleplaying (!).

♦ I want to chat OOC and joke about our characters. Plotting, dumb character memes, they are all part of the fun imo. I just want to get invested into our characters! Make me sad when we eventually tear our OCs lives apart. 

♦ I’m fine with m/f, f/f, m/m. Currently more interested in m/f and f/f as I have plenty of m/m ships.

♦ I prefer playing females, but if we are doubling you can expect characters from all range (females/males/nonbinary). In all honesty I would prefer doubling, as it makes things more interesting.

♦ I love drawing so I would love to draw our characters (as long as my partner is fine with that). I am also into creating playlists, pinterest boards, you name it. Faceclaims are cool with me too! 

♦ Am I ok with violence, smut, kinks and darker themes? Absolutely YES. There is not much I won’t do, as long as we discuss it beforehand. Btw, if you are not 18+ smut is not gonna happen, kay. 

S T I L L H E R E ? Okay, now to the juicy bits! I’m interested in genres such as high fantasy, post-apocalyptic, medieval fantasy, horror, supernatural, sci-fi, honestly all goes expect… Slice of life. I love world building, and overly complicated plots. The more weirder/creative the plot is the more fun it is! That’s my jam, man. I like monster pairings, enemies to friends to lovers trope, endless snark and putting my characters into weird situations where they don’t know what the heck to do. Fluff and angst, that too, please.  P L O T S Some plots I have in mind. Please suggest your own though, this is not just a one way street, y’know! History is written by the victors Centuries ago monsters attempted to conquer the world, and back then only The Order, a religious group formed by village elders, could stop them. After the great war The Order aided the world to flourish again. They built shelters, fed the hungry, and trained hunters to protect the villages… The monsters decreased and so did attacks, and there came a point in time where monsters were thought to be extinct until a more evolved, stronger force came forth. The monsters’ descendants were almost human-like, able to blend in and live among humans. The Order began to call these creatures Xavierans which in their language meant “the cursed ones”, and the witch hunts began. If you were suspected of being a Xavieran the sentence was death by various torturous methods. Villagers would turn against each other, innocents would be sentenced, and rumors spread. It did not matter what was the truth or if the cursed one in question was a harmless child - if the blood was black it demanded a penalty. Gradually Xavierans formed groups, living outside of villages and cities in the peace of forest, some plotting retribution and others only wishing to live like humans do. Most Xavierans have been cursed with a short life span. Their bodies so mutated, they can barely function. Many of them are known to go insane and lose their humanity, to the point where they cannot recognize their own family. If another Xavieran sees signs of their peer growing ravenous they try to end their life as soon as possible. It is called mercy killing, because if they are left as it is they will keep on growing and mutating until they do not resemble any bit of human and only hunger for human flesh. I would like to play a huntress, raised and taught by The Order to loathe Xavierans. Lately, The Orders methods has made her question if whatever they are doing is right, but it is not enough for her to turn on her own people. If we were to double, I have a wider cast in mind but that can be discussed in further detail via skype/email if you are particularly interested in this plot. Know hope Are you into post-apocalyptic settings? I sure am! I do not have a clear, defined idea for this one but I would like the setting to take inspiration from Mad Max, Borderlands (vg) and zombie films. A ragtag group of thieves and criminals are brought together by sheer happenstance. How are they going to survive? And how many will die? Reborn “In Norse mythology, Ragnarök is a series of future events, including a great battle, foretold to ultimately result in the death of a number of major figures (including the gods Odin, Thor, Týr, Freyr, Heimdallr, and Loki), the occurrence of various natural disasters, and the subsequent submersion of the world in water. Afterward, the world will resurface anew and fertile, the surviving and returning gods will meet, and the world will be repopulated by two human survivors.” What if Ragnarök resulted into Gods being reborn as meekly modern time humans? Humans who cannot remember their past lives as Gods until it starts to come back to them in bits and pieces as hazy dreams and terrifying nightmares? What if their powers returned, but because their human bodies are weak and frail, they cannot control them? (This can really be taken to any direction we want to, meaning I do not have a clear idea for this plot yet.)

Just some I came up with! Feel free to suggest more (in fact it would be great if you did). I’m not picky, and want to work on these as a team. C O N T A C T S

EMAIL:  corvusmonedulas (a) gmail.com SKYPE: rrhaella TUMBLR: here

Let me know who you are and what you like, I hope to hear from y’all soon. c: Also please tell me about yourself, what kind of pairings you like, if you are interested in any of the plots above or have your own ones you would like to build upon, etc. Let’s chat!

[undeadishness]

💖 Paranatural? (You said to do it, so..)

I’m putting my real life essay under the cut so I don’t murder people’s dashes

I totally did this instead of homework btw

The topic of “Best character” In Paranatural is widely debated (No it’s really not lmao). Deciding the guidelines for choosing such a character is complicated; should the character be “Unproblematic” Or “Believably Problematic” The answer varies, in some rare cases, for instance The Orbiting Human Circus (Of The Air)’s protagonist Julian The Janitor is of constant good intention and his characterization commands the sympathy of the listeners. But in Paranatural, the author has made some interesting choices in the problematic/unproblematic department.

The main protagonist, Max, is known for his cynical and snarky nature, one of the reasons he’s found so relatable to many. Max also avoids expressing his feelings when necessary, see the page where he addressing PJ to instead pretend he was asleep, though it was clear the following panel that skipped to the morning that Max got little sleep that night. But Max, is not exactly my favorite character, however his sass appeals to my own. The best character in Paranatural is actually Johnny Jhonny.

Johnny Jhonny is not the hero, or the villain of this story. Johnny Jhonny is a bully that Max happens to land on with his scooter. The following reveals Johnny’s relationship with his friends. Johnny calls them his “TrueHeart Forever Boys”. In most stories, the bully and their friends aren’t ina true friendship, usually the leader of the group has a significant disconnect from their lackeys. Take Harry Potter’s Draco Malfoy. Malfoy was almost never seen treating Crabb and Goyle fairly, and didn’t seem to care whether or not they were around unless he needed backup or protection. Johnny on the other hand is shown willing to sacrifice himself for his friends before they were all saved by someone else. Johnny is also shown correcting another character on the correct usage of hi nonbinary friend RJ’s pronouns, and doing so in an explanatory manner rather than angrily.

While Johnny has his pros, he also, like most good character has flaws. He is still a bully, meaning he ultimately is harming others, which, I’d like to make clear because this is tumblr, I do not condone, but I still like Johnny as a character. Johnny is a bully, but is seen having a moral debate over his actions after called out by an antagonist in a chapter. Johnny is also a twelve year old, and is still growing. He’s a kid doing dumb things, which does not excuse the harming of others, but does make him an interesting character.

Johnny is also a fun character to observe. He’s loud, angry, and reminiscent of a firecracker in more ways than one. Johnny also produces some of the most hilarious lines in the comic, such as “Have you considered getting your kicks in the form of Actual kicks? Cuz I know a guy. It’s me. I’m the kick guy. Let me kick you.” and “On a scale of no to yes? Yes.”

My final point in this essay is that Johnny is twelve and is fucking ripped. like holy shit why does this child have muscles