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hugepolecat3298 · 2 years ago

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i ghink something more people should do it make susie just fuckinf enormous. there is absolutely no canon basis for this shes only like half a head taller than kris and i think thats about 6 inches and kris is only a little taller than sans so realistically she must be like 5′7-5′9 but its just so much more fun to imagine her as huge and hulking and having to bend over a little bit to talk to anybody so it makes it that much more funny when she just Looms with her bangs in her eyes and then pulls back and starts laughing or pulls a face. she should be like 6′5 at the very least and like 300lbs cause she also has to be a brick fucking wall or else you hate fun

#originals #i understand she was malnourished but that makes me sad! so she is Big #btw the last sentence applies to toriel too #down with skinny toriel all toriels are strong as hell with a good layer of fat over top #with toriel its worse tho cause her sprite is acc huge #according to people who are smarter than me when compared proportionately to other sprites shes almost 7 feet tall #apparently people are putting susie at 6 even and kris at 5'3 but that is Not a 9 inch difference #im 5'5 my girlfriend is 5'0 the top of her head comes out to a little bit below my eyes #the top of kris' head comes out to about the same place on susie if not a little below so she should be 5'8-5'9 like i said #like the sprite i mean. i still think she should be a good bit over 6 feet #squints #this other chart thats slightly more legible is putting kris at 5'1.5 and susie at 6'1 #i wouldnt be so confused if these were hcs like im aware that ingame susie is not 6'5 but these people are acting like they mathed it out #girl you dont need to math it out to determine that kris is not in fact a full foot shorter than susie #are these peoples size references only people who lie about their heights and or penises wtf is this

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