#btw my room is a mess bc i haven’t had time to clean since getting a new job actually :) and also moving out and back in

[lilgynt]

i’m soooo talented i can cry about a fake birthday’s party almost a month after my birthday

[hatsukeii]

hey! can i request some headcanons about how tsukki, kuroo, and kageyama would act if they had a really short s/o. i’m vv short and i feel like some headcanons about them teasing their short s/o is bound to have me laughing :)

Tysm for the request ahsgjs😳💕

Under 5’5 gang wya😔✌️

Btw these are for fem s/o because I don’t know how to write male s/o, sorry🥺

I mean you can totally imagine it as a male s/o those, it’s only bc I made a period joke that I say it’s for fem s/o:)

Tiny bit of thought up headcanon for the boys too, just a tiny bit.

Btw imagine their partner as one of the managers for the volleyball team, gives me more ideas to work with haha:DD

(Slight angst that I made up for Tsukki because no one knows where the fuck his dad is and I love him so much oh my god-)

🌊Kageyama🌊

- “Aww look at you cutie.”

- “Hey, smack that dumbass for me. I’m too tall to.”

- “Is that a dress for you?”

- Actually doesn’t constantly remind you of how short you are.

- Knows how genes work and understands there was almost nothing you could do to prevent being short.

- Doesn’t mean he won’t occasionally tease you for it though.

- “Oh? You want some milk? Is it to grow taller? Your bones probably need it. Here, have as much as you want-” *Smack.

- Thinks you look adorable when you’re mad.

- “You really expect me to feel threatened when you look like Kirby?”

- Piggyback rides all the time.

- “Tobio, I’m tired.”

- “Hop on.”

- You once slept over at his because of a storm after his volleyball training, without your parents knowing because they were on vacation.

- It was really late at night, and Kageyama didn’t want you going home yourself.

- This meant you didn’t have any clothes.

- I mean yeah you brought extra shorts to school because of your time of the month, but you didn’t have a shirt.

- “You can borrow mine, don’t worry. Go clean yourself up.”

- You came out of his bathroom, and he almost passed out.

- “Wh-why arent you wearing any pan-”

- “I’m wearing shorts under this. Your shirt’s just really long.”

- He was so flustered he avoided looking anywhere under your torso for an hour.

- “Thanks for letting me stay over last week, here’s your shirt back.”

- “Keep it. It looks cute on you and I get to see you wear a makeshift dress.”

- Cuddle sessions are great.

- You can lie on him in any position, and he would still be able to reach out and grab your hand or play with your hair.

- He gets to be the big spoon, and he loves it.

- Protecting you is Kageyama’s new duty.

- He takes it a bit too seriously.

- He once threw Tsukishima into a wall because the middle blocker decided it would be a good idea to take your phone and go through it.

- “Do that one more time, and I’ll do something way worse than that.”

- He looked like he was about to go on a killing spree.

- Even Tsukishima was taken aback. He hasn’t messed with you since.

- Whenever Hinata does something stupid, you’re on smack duty.

- Apparently Kageyama’s “too tall” to do it.

- It’s a bit hard for you to give him forehead kisses, or cute little cheek pecks.

- But he doesn’t mind at all.

- Because he fell in love with your short cutie pie kirby chipmunk tiny ass, and he wouldn’t change anything about you.

♠️Kuroo♠️

- Makes fun of you like at least 3 times a day about your height.

- “How’s it feel like to be like shrimpy over there?”

- “Oh, sorry, I can’t hear you whining from down there.”

- “I’d totally let you kill me, provided you can reach my neck.”

- Knows not to make you mad though.

- Last time he decided to tease you by holding the coffee you brought to school above his head.

- You pounced onto his back and choked him with your arms until he gave you the cold brew you got from Starbucks.

- Being his short girlfriend had its advantages though.

- Kuroo, being the extra™️ boy he is, can pick your tiny body up with ease.

- Meaning whenever he hugged you, he’d pick you up and spin you around like in a broadway musical.

- After that, he would continue to hold you up and nuzzle your head into his neck while laughing about that grand gesture.

- Loves it when you wrap your legs around him while he gives you piggyback rides.

- You once fell asleep on his back.

- So he brought you home and carried you up to your room in a bridal carry.

- Likes to play with your hair while waiting for the bus with you.

- Also like to hoist you over his shoulder when you get annoyed just for shits and giggles.

- Likes to give you nose kisses. A lot.

- He knows you’re tiny, but that doesn’t mean he thinks you’re weak.

- He knows fully well your fiery ass will stick up for yourself, so he’s not super pressed about it when people make fun of your height.

- However he will get protective if he’s thinks you’re starting to get offended by the comments.

- Likes to compare you to Kenma, much to his annoyance.

- “I am nowhere near as short as your girlfriend Kuroo fuck off.”

- Likes to go on trampoline park dates.

- Wants to see how high you can jump. (Spoiler alert: pretty fucking high.)

- Tries his best to get onto the wall every time you guys go there, but always fails.

- You just sit on top of the wall staring back down at him, enjoying the temporary height you have.

- “Kuroo, how’s the weather down there?”

- “Screw you!”

- Laughs his ass off at your random outbursts in the morning when you haven’t finished your coffee.

- Holds your head back when you try and punch him.

- Secretly wants to see you mad, because you look so fucking cute.

- Compares you to fluffy things like marshmallows and chipmunks.

- “You look like a baby squirrel, I love you.”

- And whenever he says that, he means it.

- He would take your short ass over anyone anyday. No questions asked.

🌙Tsukishima🌙

- *Breathes in deeply* Here we go.

- Will not stop fucking making fun of your height.

- I repeat: Will NOT.

- “Hey shorty.”

- “You can’t fight me. You can’t even reach my shoulders.”

- Balances his stuff on your head when he’s going through his bag.

- Uses your head like an armrest.

- He once balanced his water bottle on your head, and you spilled the water all over him.

- You were laughing your ass off at how pissed he was.

- No one in your classes knows how you two ended up together.

- It doesn’t matter at all though.

- Your first kiss was awkward, to say the least.

- He has to bend down a whole ass 20-30 centimetres to reach you.

- Couldn’t be happier when it happened though.

- The entire Karasuno volleyball team was watching secretly.

- From then on, you two have been the power couple of the school.

- You guys didn’t seem like a couple though.

- You two playfully banter so much other students that didn’t know you guys thought you were enemies.

- Now onto the advantages of being Tsukishima’s short partner.

- One thing Tsukishima is great at, is being a bodyguard.

- Anyone else that makes fun of your height will be destroyed.

- He once blocked a ball and aimed it at Lev’s face during the training camp because the Russian told you you were “too short to be Tsukishima’s girlfriend” and that there was “no way you guys are dating.”

- It took half an hour to stop his nose from bleeding.

- No he didn’t break Lev’s nose, just made it bleed.

- Thinks you’re the absolute best at cuddling with him.

- Made you a dinosaur plush. Made. Not bought.

- Watching dinosaur documentaries curled up on Tsukishima’s chest while he strokes your hair and gives you forehead kisses is the best feeling in the world.

- When times call for it though you don’t hesitate to give the blond affection even if you’re a small bean that has to be protected.

- There was this one time before the match against Shiratorizawa, where Tsukishima had a huge anxiety attack in the middle of the night. Like 2am in the middle of the night.

- “Hey- Love are you okay?”

- “Plea-please, help, I’m- please, there’s no one home I need someone-”

- “I’ll be right here, give me five minutes.”

- With both your parents gone for a very long business trip, you basically zoomed to Tsukishima’s house. His brother was in his university dorm for the night because of early morning training the next day.

- Being the bad bitch you were you picked the lock to his house and swung open the door to him room, to see his tall figure curled up in the corner of his room on the floor, shaking, strained sobs coming out of his mouth.

- You kneeled down next to him, burying his head in your sweater, cradling his head while he sobbed.

- “My dad... he’s dead. Fucking dead. I was waiting for him to come back from Tokyo but then mom fucking called and he got hit by some drunk hunk of shit and now I don’t know what the fuck I can do-“

- “Oh shit... it’s okay, cry it out, it’s fine, shhh...”

- This went on for about half an hour. Just you, letting him whimper and sob into your sweater while you whispered sweet nothings into his ear.

- It was that night, that he realised he had fallen in love with your pipsqueak ass.

Whooo Jesus got a bit carried away there, I don’t care though, I like writing angst anyways lmao I’m keeping that in and using it for fanfictions someday;)

[gohnnyjuitar]

20 OTP Questions

tagged by @sunset-cassaparilla ( i am in love with myra & danse’s dynamic btw wow) this took me so long bc my little brain was like Hm.. make pic for them........

i’ll tag uhh @benny-gecko-official, @saddeniq, @theartofblossoming if you haven’t already!! otherwise i mean if you see this just pretend i tagged you bc i’m bad at tagging hlhlfh

anyway, here’s Anthony and Deacon bc i’m Hopeless!! under the cut this time bc i talk a lot jfkgfj

1. Who can out-drink the other?

Deacon’s by no means a light weight, but Anthony’s got that patented Prewar Liver™ and some fancy Vault Tex nanites cleaning up his blood.That being said, they’ve never actually attempted to get drunk together; they’ve had a few beers together, sure, but they’re usually too busy or too antsy to get drunk.

2. Who says “i love you” more?

Deacon, and usually in private. They both know all too well that the Wasteland can take just about anything from you if you aren’t careful, but Deacon especially. After Barbara and working with the Railroad- the Switchboard- he wasn’t even expecting to get close to anyone like that again. Now, he won’t let himself take that for granted. They do pick up kind of a “code” when it comes to wanting to say it in public.

3. Who has trouble sleeping alone?

Anthony’s had issue with this since leaving the Vault. Not only was he used to sleeping next to someone, he was used to sleeping in a room with three other people.Travelling on his own is the only time it gets really bad. Nightmares come more often and, at its worst, insomnia. If he’s having a particularly bad day, he likes to tuck his head under Deacon’s chin and press his face into his shirt as if to reassure himself that there is another presence there.

4. Who swears more?

Deacon does. Anthony was usually in sight of a camera prewar so usually had to watch how he acted and what he said. He’s so used to it, that when he does swear, it catches him off guard a little. Always gets a good chuckle out of Deacon, too, who usually threatens with a swear jar.

5. Who does more of the housework?

Got me thinking of them settling down now oof.. I think it would end up being both of them pretty equally. Anthony did his own housework when he lived in his own apartment prewar and Deacon just doesn’t like Mess.

6. Who forgets their anniversary?

Deacon takes pride in being able to remember, well, a lot. Anthony insists he’s been around long enough that things tend to blur together. Deacon will tease Anthony about it on different days, but they don’t really take the whole ‘anniversary’ thing too seriously. What’s one day matter when the next could be your last in the Wasteland?

7. Who steals the duvet in their sleep?

Deacon, absolutely. Anthony’s always run pretty warm and doesn’t usually go for a blanket unless he’s sick or it’s actually cold out. When winter rolls around, it wouldn’t be uncommon to see Deacon wrapped up in whatever blanket he could find with Anthony all but draped over him.

8. Who keeps the other awake at night with their snoring?

Deacon will never admit it- and Anthony will never tell him- but he snores whenever he’s actually sound asleep. Anthony thinks it’s endearing, not to mention he lives for when Deacon gets some actual sleep. He’ll take watch all night if it means the poor man gets some rest.

9. Who finds stray animals and begs the other to let them keep them?

Anthony is, unfortunately, allergic to pet dander so Deacon knows better than to hold onto a stray dog or cat. That definitely didn’t stop him from presenting Anthony with a pristine Deathclaw egg and nearly killing him on the spot.

10. Who usually makes dinner?

They take turns! When they can remember whose turn it is, anyway. Sometimes it’s decided with some good ol’ fashion rock paper scissors. Neither of them are terrible cooks, but it’s always better than some of the prewar food left behind.

11. Who plays their music out loud?

Anthony carries around an Elvis holotape that he likes to play whenever he finds an intact holotape player. Otherwise, it’s not uncommon for him to end up humming a song that might’ve gotten stuck in his head when visiting say Diamond City. Deacon doesn’t mind. In fact, sometimes it helps lull him to sleep at night.

12. Who hogs the bathroom?

Listen, a man’s got to know just how well a disguise works. Deacon only hogs the mirror whenever he’s putting on a disguise and Anthony usually couldn’t care less. He likes to make sure his hair doesn't look absolutely disgusting, but he can usually get enough space to do that while Deacon’s changing. It has ended with an elbow to the ribs or stepping on feet in smaller bathrooms, but they end up with a good laugh if that’s the case.

13. Who gives the most compliments?

Oh, they’re obnoxious. They like to shoot increasingly dramatic or outrageous compliments at each other whenever they’re somewhere safe and around others. Especially at HQ. It grinds Carrington’s gears and they think it’s hilarious. The more sincere compliments are said only when it’s just the two of them. They’re said with soft smiles and gentle voices and they’re as sincere as could be do not attempt to fight me on this.

14. Who usually starts/causes arguments between them?

That definitely depends on the argument. They’re both generally pretty laid back dudes so not a lot gets them really heated like that. When they do argue it’s usually a brief, angry thing. They have to find separate corners of HQ or even go a couple days with radio silence before they come back together and apologize. It’s never words intended on hurting, it’s usually concerning the other’s well being.

15. Who isn’t afraid to embarrass the other in public?

Deacon is really good at that. He can do something completely asinine and still keep a straight face. His favorite thing is to say something incredibly specific and a reference to something only Anthony would understand in front of him and whoever he’s talking to. Anthony will embarrass unintentionally, usually by way of complimenting Deacon to someone else like Desdemona or Carrington while he’s in earshot.

16. Who gives the other cringe-worthy pet names?

File this under one of the things they do to get on Carrington’s nerves.’Stars’ and ‘Deeks’ are the go-to nicknames, but man can they get creative if they’re bored enough. Deacon leans towards the more outrageous, ‘that’s not even a real word’ names while Anthony will absolutely break out the prewar slang. If Carrington has to hear Deacon be called ‘one chrome-plated pussycat’ one more time, he’ll lose it.

17. Who fusses over the other when they get sick?

Anthony doesn’t get sick often at all, so when he does it’s usually pretty bad. The  Vault Tec nanites in his blood can work to clean out his system, but that can mean Anthony’s body going comatose while they do their job. The first time that happened since coming back to the Commonwealth, he’d contracted Vault 81′s Molerat disease and given the cure to Austin. Deacon, who didn’t know much about his nanites at the time, was absolutely beside himself when Anthony suddenly just dropped.

18. Who finds it impossible to stay angry at the other for long?

They’re both, as mentioned, incredibly laid back about most things. Deacon can manage to stay ‘angry’ longer than Anthony, given the reason. Anthony’s attitude leans towards ‘I don’t know what’ll happen tomorrow, so let’s fix this before then’. Deacon has the potential to ‘stay angry’ longer simply because he can avoid and throw himself into work if he really wants to.

19. Who clings to the other for comfort when they’re sad or scared?

Anthony’s more likely to actively seek out comfort when he’s upset. He’ll end up in a funk for a day or two, realize he’s Upset, then go find Deacon and pull him away for a hug. Sometimes he can get away with just being near Deacon and listening to him just talk, other times he likes to be Held.

20. Who is more ‘physically passionate’? (hugs, kisses, or maybe more…)

Probablyyy Anthony, if only because Deacon’s more of a private guy so only displays affection when there aren’t any prying eyes. I like to think that eventually, in places they’re both comfortable, they’re more likely to be seen holding hands or lingering touches. In times of celebration, Anthony has the potential to get carried away and Scoop Deacon up into a big ol’ hug.

[messedupessy]

ESSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY how bout.... Trashbrigade :>?

Heya ael bb ❤❤❤ and fyuck yeeess them trashbrigade boys yeeesss! For those who don’t know the ship its between my trash boi Rus and Ael’s Edentale pap called Violet aka Vio, which you can read up about over at @edentale but warning its 18+ only and its really dark and messed up af u have been warned! But here goes trashbrigade yuuss

also WARNING for very suggestive sheit below and some unhealthy sheit etc 

who’s the cuddler: both are but Rus is just a tiny bit more, he clingy and needy af, and will be cuddling, cling and feel Vio up every chance he gets which Vio don’t mind at all, he loves it. They are constantly standing close whenever they are together, which is almost always, lots of cuddles on the couch, in the bed, while they working like literally all the time bc Rus is one touch starved hoe who just can’t get enough of Vio at all, as Vio is his and he is Vio’s, and they also constantly end up fucking like everywhere much to the much needed bleaching of eye sockets for the rest of the fam who have at least walked in on them fucking way more than once, and there are just some things that cannot be unseen.   

who makes the bed: neither of them, they both are extremely fucking messy disasters and never cleans like anything, their shared room is more like a storage filled with so much shit, which mostly belongs to Vio as he leaves his stuff every fucking where its a miracle he even knows where it is, and Rus has never cleaned in his entire life so yeah no cleaning or making the bed for these two, and the only time their sheets gets actually changed is when one of the more cleanlier family members braves to get into their so called room that is more like a damn war zone of filth and clutter everywhere. 

who wakes up first: technically Rus as he don’t sleep much at all, though the longer he is with Vio the more he ends up sleeping, as with been with Vio been needed and loved it gets better, so Vio prolly wakes up first. As Vio runs a carpentry shop which he needs to actually go and work at, even tho he got his own hours as in reality he didn’t really need to work since his younger brother El is the Lord Executioner and got way too much fucking money, so often times Rus gets Vio to stay in bed where they cuddle for hours and fuck allot until someone from the rest of the fam has had enough of hearing their too loud fucking moans.  

who has the weird taste in music: Rus, as Vio is not that much of a music guy due for in Eden there isn’t any music except for those from festivals, the church and theatre/opera, so he haven’t really gotten to listen to any like “normal” music. Rus on the other hand listen to metal and stuff darker music bc he angsty boy tho his fave is asmr, which Vio finds kinda weird and not his thing. 

who is more protective: Both are, they are very super protective the both of them when it comes to each other, very possessive and hella easily jealous. Like their whole start of their “romantic” relationship started bc they were like assholes/frenemies(?) with benefits etc and then Vio becoming insanely jelly when he found Rus fucking his bro, Rus and Vio were not exclusive at all btw, which resulted in Vio fucking Rus and fucking him up really fucking bad in possessive rage because Rus is his and he does not fucking share, and Rus loving it bc he finally felt he was properly wanted etc.

And then their whole making each other jealous so to make the other get angry and possessive enough for some great brutal smexings they kept on doing for awhile after that until slowly but surely Vio’s feelings began to change to actual love and Rus being all too happy to be loved ofc returned them feelings and they became softer and more happy, both becoming a tad bit obsessed with the other its not the healthiest of relationships but its works for them they are trash boys for a reason pfft.

So yeah hella protective the both of them its crazy af, srs they would murder ppl for each other if needed be etc.  

who sings in the shower: neither, Vio because he just isn’t into music, do hum at times while working tho, but otherwise nope. And Rus don’t sing either its just not his thing, unless its to piss someone off etc, but they do sing a completely different kind of song while showering together if u know what i mean pfft. 

who cries during movies: Vio, because there aren’t any movies and stuff in Eden there isn’t that kind of technology there and also its very strictly controlled tech access anyway, so when Vio is introduced to it thanks to Rus coming from Swapfell he at first finds it weird but after getting used to it he gets hella emotional watching them as he gets really into the stories. Rus just don’t get emotional over movies at all, but he is all too happy to comfort Vio when they watch stuff, getting in a grope here and there and just maybe get Vio to fuck him right then and there if he is lucky like the horny af trash he is pfft.  

who spends the most while out shopping: neither, Rus because he just never have any fucking money, tho since he actually ends up getting a job later and then finally gets some money he do get to spend some more money on shit, not allot tho as he mostly just spend it on cigarettes, food and gifts for Vio most of the time ye. Vio on the other hand he used to be hella poor as a kid, so he is very careful about his spending and he keeps record books to make sure exactly how much he has and so much as he is also a business owner ye, so he gotta be very careful about money in general. 

who kisses more roughly: they are both very, very rough kissers so its a tie. They are often kinda violent while they fuck so rough kisses is the norm, but as their relationship progresses they become more soft which is like weird for the both of them but its something they end up liking hella lot, so rough kisses gets a little bit less frequent but not as much as they still are very rough most of the time ye. 

who is more dominate: Vio, he’s the one who doms most of the time and also mostly doms the whole relationship, which Rus is all for he loves to be dommed af after all, even tho Rus in reality is very dominaty himself, he could real fucking easy take control if he so wished, but he is all too happy to let Vio to dom him and be the one who decides shit and so on, like Rus do decide stuff on his own ofc but Vio mostly have the final say and Rus do get to dom time to time but he is all too happy to just have Vio have his way with him all the time, as it makes him feel wanted and needed and so loved.  

my rating of the ship from 1-10: 11/10 af!  I love our two trash boys so flipping much like srs gkjejgkegkjjkeg they are such fucking shits and its so amazing that they go from assholes/frenemies with benefits, to possessive af assholes who keeps making each other jelly just because bringing out the worst in each other, to actually falling properly in love, starting to bring the best out of each other instead and then truly caring for each other even though its a very, very obsessive kind of love and is in reality pretty unhealthy but its what works for them and they both end up fucking happy af with each other UwU ❤ and talking about them with you and talkin about the rest of the fam we have made around them is one of the best things I know and makes me so happy like srs ael ily and I love our boys so much they are shitty af but god so good ❤❤

Ship ask thingie here

[thechampagnelovers]

Can‘t believe it‘s been a week or almost a week since I talked to you. No surprise here I have not been doing fine.

But right now I feel less overwhelmed and I want to bring some positivity instead of withering away in my head so I thought I‘d come to talk to my fave person on here haha. Not but really. 🥺

I would love to give you good news but my week’s just been crap and crap warmed over. The only positive thing is that my lungs seem to take the inhalators well and my pain has subsided a lot. Which is a really good sign and I am clinging to that! God I hope your week was better than mine! A lot has been happening around here, so much to get lost in... Tell my things! What’s been on your mind? How have you been?

Oh and for the edit... Have you ever done a „The Tide“ one? I think I‘ve been through your edits but I‘ve never seen one. If not, I would love one with maybe some lyrics from that song? It‘s one of my absolute favourites from Niall so... The rest you can go wild on, whatever feels like my vibe I guess! Before you changed up your blog you had The Tide lyrics in your description too, right? Btw!! I love the new setup!!!! Beautiful, stunning, showstopping! 🥰

I definitely understand the situation with your ex. I wish I were (more) romantic sometimes, like have things mean a little more sometimes. So never feel down about that! In the long run it is the right thing andddd worth it! Also don��t ever feel stupid for crying! Not on my watch. It‘s very natural. Although I should take my own advice I would never let myself cry in front of somebody willingly and I always regret it, you know? Agh I am a mess hahahah.

Oh god I hope you didn‘t actually do that hahahha. Maybe you even already know who I am! 👀

All the love, Beer nony x

beer nony, welcome back again! i missed u, i’m so sorry to hear that :( but i hope i can cheer you up a little <3 I’m really happy to hear about your lungs! hopefully things will get better and better from now on

my week has been uneventful, really. Not much happened, and i was having an okay day until recently :/ but nothing serious happened, i just got in trouble jdsfjksj idk i wanted to wait a little bit to reply bc im not in the best mood and you need some cheering up :( but i didnt want to let you waiting!

i’m working on the star wars fic and i have two ziall wips, and i’m also writing a louis pov of my last fic, but idk if i’m gonna post it or what. i’ve been writing so much lately, and i kinda enjoy it but at the same time i need to remind myself there’s no one rushing me to write fsjskd. i’ve been also making some edits and things, i made one yesterday for walls and i wasn’t really sure if i liked it or not but a lot of people did so :) 

besides that i haven’t been doing much, tomorrow i go back home and i have to organize my room and throw away a lot of crap jfdksjf but i’m excited about it. i like cleaning up, i just hope my mom doesn’t get too much in the way sdfjjdsk and i want to reread HP too just like we talked, i can’t wait for it

The tide is also one of my fav niall songs <3 it’s so special for me, and i love that you chose it! yes, i had the lyrics written in my blog name and bio, but i got a little bored and wanted to spice up things a little bit, but i looove the tide, and thank you <3333 i’m gonna make you something cute <3

you’re so understanding, and i bet you’re more romantic than you give youself credit for (this whole anon thing is very romantic fyi fdsjfhskjfl) ugh crying sucks, so don’t blame yourself for not crying in front of people, thats just not fun

I have no idea who you might be sdjkfksdljf i’m really clueless, i will prob never figure it out :P but its more fun this way, right?

love u beer nony <3 xx

[likeawildthing]

Saving Kittens Thing

Bleeding heart James Potter does his level best to save seven cats from a terrible fate, but Lily Evans, his heartless monster fiancée, tries to thwart him at every turn.

ao3

week one.

Lily Evans to James Potter: no

James Potter: i haven’t asked a question.

Lily Potter: and yet

James Potter: but how did u know???

Lily Potter: your 762 cat pictures uploaded to the cloud james

James Potter: right.

James Potter: it’s just, hes been hanging around the office for the last two weeks…

Lily Evans: you don’t even like cats??

James Potter: but he likes me. 

Lily Evans: ...

James Potter: maybe I never liked them bc they were all assholes?

James Potter: chicken or egg, u know?

Lily Evans: amazing

Lily Evans: see u in a few

Lily Evans: no to cat. yes to takeout for stressing me out

James Potter: ur stressed? im marrying an unsupportive woman in 7 weeks??

Lily Evans: *kiss emoji* eggrolls.

James Potter: yes maam

James Potter to Lily Evans: but look at how CUTE he is

Lily Evans: no

James Potter: he likes milk

Lily Evans: impeachment song voice: no. no. no. no. no. nono. nononono.

James Potter: killjoy! 

Lily Evans: remember the squirrel

James Potter: that was one. time.

Lily Evans: and yet, i have veto power

James Potter: will u always have veto power? like for the next sixty five years?

Lily Evans: sixty four. you’re taking a year off my life.

James Potter: it wasn’t /that bad

Lily Evans: we had to call professionals in??? almost got kicked out??? our lease specifically and unequivocally forbids pets of any kind???

James Potter: technicality, yes, but as mum owns the building, pretty sure i could sway her w/ wedding leverage

Lily Evans: we are NOT having swans, geese, ducks, or other fowl at our wedding. so no leverage for u.

James Potter: killjoy!!!!!

week two.

James Potter to Lily Evans: he is a SHE

Lily Evans: …?

James Potter: THE CAT

Lily Evans: how do u

Lily Evans: nvnmd

James Potter: check ur snaps!!!

Lily Evans to James Potter: when u get home we need to talk abt appropriate things to snapchat.

Lily Evans: random example i’m pulling out of my arse: cats giving birth? 

Lily Evans: not appropriate!!

Lily Evans: also, are u under the bushes in front of your work?

James Potter: ITS JUST LIKE 101 DALMATIONS

James Potter: except cats!

James Potter: and six of them.

James Potter: seven including boots.

Lily Evans: boots?

James Potter: have u seen HER feet? boots.

James Potter: the Miracle of Life. 

James Potter: im transformed.

James Potter: i think i’m rethinking my position on kids                                    

Lily Evans: oh boy

Lily Evans to James Potter: babe. ur going to get fired for sending too many snapchats on work hours.

James Potter: my dad is the boss?

Lily Evans: he asked me to text sense into u. or to bribe u.

James Potter: rude.

James Potter: ...what kind of bribery

Lily Evans: not that kind

James Potter: just checking

week three.

James Potter to Lily Evans: ohmygodacrowtriedtokillmykittens

Lily Evans: 1. not ur kittens

Lily Evans: 2. crows are highly intelligent. i wouldn’t mess w/ it???

Lily Evans: prefer to marry u in one piece if possible

James Potter: whose side are u on??

Lily Evans: common sense

James Potter: do u know me at all???

Lily Evans to James Potter: was it u or my other fiancé who maxed out my library card limit

James Potter: yes. and mine. research for a work thing.

Lily Evans: How To Care For Feral Kittens. Protecting Your Wild Cat From Predators. Three Failsafe Methods for Domesticating A Feral Cat. Chicken Coop Construction. And like sixty kids books about cats??

Lily Evans: ??????????????????

James Potter: this IS technically a work thing, since its at work. 

Lily Evans: stretch, much? 

Lily Evans: cant believe remus let u check out 150 books.

James Potter: he is a Good, Supportive friend. and i have a LOT of free time this month. dad didnt want to stress me out. research is important, which you know! sixty kids books are to Read to the Kittens. good for development.

Lily Evans: ur dad took u off all projects bc he thought you’d be distracted w/ getting married.

James Potter: well im hyper-focused on this instead.

James Potter: and i can be! because we’re mostly done w/ planning, thanks to my gorgeous, intelligent, super efficient, soon-to-be wife. 

James Potter: and i love you.

Lily Evans: nice, but take a book back so i can rent mine. 

James Potter: im going to suggest you buy it on kindle, b/c its 2017??

Lily Evans: it’s the principle. reading is cathartic and an escape from my Many Stresses.

James Potter: gotta go. sirius just walked in w/ a work thing.

Lily Evans: well

week four.

Lily Evans to James Potter: pete told me ur trying to corral the cats into a paper box???

James Potter: traitor! did PETE ALSO TELL U its now crows, plural, and theyre trying to bait Boots out so they can get the kittens?

Lily Evans: he said that’s your story, yes

James Potter: it happened!

James Potter: and so i have to do this, for their safety and well-being.

James Potter: dad wouldn’t let me build a protective structure, so—

James Potter: im just—

Lily Evans: no.

James Potter: listenimgoingtobringthemallhome

James Potter: JUST until we can get them to a shelter 

Lily Evans: NO. james. u cant be the cat savior of the world??

James Potter: true, but i can be the cat savior of potter, inc.??

James Potter: or at least a foster cat dad.

Lily Evans: James. No. We both work 50 hour weeks and we are about to get married and we are about to go on honeymoon?????

James Potter: LILY. they need me. I need to save them.

Lily Evans: oh, babe. ur mom told me about the ducks.

James Potter: the ducks?

Lily Evans: when you were seven.

Lily Evans: is that what this is all about????

James Potter: sure?

James Potter: i mean…must be? i didn’t put two and two together, you know? but yeah. those ducks are, like, weighing really heavily on my…subconscious.

James Potter: i think if could all be resolved if u just give me like, 3 days

Lily Evans: 1

James Potter: 2

Lily Evans: deal

Lily Evans to James Potter: I saw ur ‘home sweet home’ Instagram btw

James Potter: stalker. come downstairs and see them.

Lily Evans: what took u four hours to get home?

James Potter: stopped by the vet to check them out. all looking great!

James Potter: and flea meds

James Potter: and vaccinations for boots

James Potter: aaaand the pet store to get a few necessities

Lily Evans to James Potter: sirius said he’d disown you if you adopted seven cats

James Potter: liar.

Lily Evans: worth a try

Lily Evans to James Potter: six matching kitten sweaters is NOT a necessity

James Potter: disagree

Lily Evans: three hundred pounds???

James Potter: will be much easier to rehome them w/ the proper supplies

Lily Evans: unbelievable.

James Potter: actually got some great deals, believe it or not.

James Potter: she was SO GOOD today. boots. she did not scratch me once and she put flea meds on her and shes all groomed and pretty.

James Potter: and LILY.

James Potter: come down and see them??? they need to meet their grandmum or theyll think you dont love them

Lily Evans: im allergic to cats?? and im not yet 22?

James Potter: u aren’t really allergic. and ur 104 in cat years.

Lily Evans: wow. im going to give u space tonight. the Sofa is yours.

Lily Evans: don’t get too cozy w/ them, potter.

James Potter: I think we know its too late for that, evans.

Lily Evans: veto. power.

James Potter to Lily Evans: ur really not coming down???

Lily Evans: one of us has to stay reasonable.

Lily Evans to James Potter: james. u cant just send me vids of drunk girls w/ a box of kittens

James Potter: can. did. will continue to.

James Potter: left ur fave wine on the stairs. drink some and come meet them??

James Potter: u could be the next youtube sensation.

Lily Evans: pass

Lily Evans: 39 hrs, btw.

James Potter to Lily Evans: did u order takeout just for u??? and are u home?? u didn’t go to work??

Lily Evans: working from home, yes. can u deliver to our room?

James Potter: why don’t u…come down and get it yourself.

Lily Evans: ill starve

James Potter: im coming

Lily Evans: 22 hrs 

James Potter: about that.

Lily Evans: james fleamont potter

James Potter: lil. im sorry. like i am in that we made a deal and I have to break it.

Lily Evans: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER

James Potter: but im not in that im not sending them on the streets. i called ALL the shelters and they were all full! except for the no kill, which i wont do and neither will u, because im not marrying a heartless monster.

James Potter: and so were the cat fosters! apparently its peak cat shagging season or something???

James Potter: anyway i didn’t know and i did try and i AM sorry

Lily Evans: its ok.

James Potter: it is???

Lily Evans: well…I AM A REASONABLE PERSON but i am NOT heartless. we still cant keep them forever though!! i mean it!!!

Lily Evans: we can keep them until they’re ready to be rehomed tho. except they MUST be gone b4 the wedding.

James Potter: can we keep any of them???

Lily Evans: did u reread the lease?

James Potter: yes. they were very thorough, unfortunately. covered every loophole.

Lily Evans: two decades of being ur parents have trained them well

James Potter: come downstairs?????

Lily Evans: i have to stay strong

Lily Evans: ill bribe you to come upstairs tho

James Potter: ...what kind of bribery

Lily Evans: ;)

week five.

James Potter to Lily Evans: soooo....we have a responsible foster mum from the agency coming to look at my babies tonight

Lily Evans: Good. im tired of living upstairs and I Miss u

James Potter to Lily Evans: can u come home to work this afternoon???

Lily Evans: to clean? how messy have you been keeping it downstairs?

James Potter: pls. I’m the clean one of this power couple!!!!

Lily Evans: tru

James Potter: its about work. apparently im setting a bad example for taking 9 days for paternity leave when i’m about to go on honeymoon? and they need me for a presentation.

James Potter: point is. I HAVE to go back whether we (the cats, me) are ready or not.

Lily Evans: there’s a lot i could say to that babe, but i’ll refrain because I Love You.

Lily Evans: wont they be fine w/out you? or me? i’ve made it this far w/out meeting them.

James Potter: no! they need constant supervision. they’re actually quite the handful. who knew!

Lily Evans: omg

James Potter: Tabitha is due for her antibiotics dose at 3

Lily Evans: 1. uve named them. b. they’re on drugs???

James Potter: just Tabs. responsible fostering!!!

James Potter: we should really keep them until they’re old enough to be spayed and neutered, but I wont let them to go an irresponsible pet owner.

Lily Evans: god forbid

Lily Evans: OMYGOD u cannot just send me pictures of a baby kitten next to her antibiotics jar/??

James Potter: can and did

Lily Evans: if i fall in love w/ them, im never forgiving u

James Potter: thx babe. ill make it up to u.

Lily Evans: so many sexual favors, potter

James Potter: *wink emoji* *cat emoji*

Lily Evans: ew. bad combo

James Potter: yea

Lily Evans to James Potter: FUCK

Lily Evans: f.u.c.k.

James Potter: what happened?????

Lily Evans: FUCKKKKKKKKKK

James Potter: ARE THEY OKAY????

James Potter: also, are you ok

Lily Evans: they are fine. Just. Fine.

Lily Evans: I am not tho

James Potter: are u really allergic???

Lily Evans: only to common sense

James Potter: u fell in love, didn’t u

Lily Evans: NO

Lily Evans to James Potter: damn it. damn u. damn them, too.

Lily Evans: except not really

James Potter: it’s okay

Lily Evans: sorry for my derision and cynicism

Lily Evans: this wld only be better if i were drunk

James Potter: i guess you’ll never be internet famous babe

Lily Evans to James Potter: did u name the others???

James Potter: i left brown one. striped one. and w/ the heart on the nose for you

Lily Evans: yes i could tell because you MADE THEM COLLARS

James Potter: the one w/ the heart on the nose though

Lily Evans: SHE IS MY FAVORITE I LOVE HER

James Potter: can u really bear to part her from her siblings and mum???

Lily Evans: im not a Monster. of course not!

Lily Evans: but we’ll need a nanny???

Lily Evans: and a bigger flat.

James Potter: mum is thrilled actually. about grand-mumming it. not the flat.

James Potter: bad news: meant to tell u btw, she is ABSOLUTELY kicking us out.

James Potter: good news: may have a few house showings scheduled for us for next week, so

Lily Evans: did u knew this was going to happen to me???

James Potter: *kiss emoji*

Lily Evans: did u really even have a meeting at work???

James Potter: you’ll never know. give the babies a kiss me for me. ill grab takeout & be home soon.

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This happened when i moved to Spain for a year, turns out i bumped with my 3rd cousin Sarah, big coincidence, i was looking for a cheap place to stat the whole year, and one of her roommates just moved back home, she amateur hairy pussies immediately offered me the room and i took it. Never had trouble with the ladies thou. She is very attractive, not pretty, but has a huge sex appeal. Nice body, brunette, fit, medium boobs, amazing ass, and like i said her best asset is her sex appeal. I arrived to Barcelona and i planned to stay in a hostel the first week while i found some place to stay, a lot of people from my country live in the city so i thought it was going to be easy. A little background about it, we were both 22 when this happened, last time we saw each other before that, we were 15. On the other hand me, an average joe kind of guy, not super fit but not fat. It was a nice party, i was already mellow, pouring another drink when a girl comes to me and says "i know who you are but you probably don't remember me" well she was right, at first i was thinking that it was the first time i see that face in my life, then as we started chatting i could start seeing something familiar but when she laughed i recognized her. My dad and her mom are cousins, so i think that makes her my 2nd or 3rd cousin. When she turned 16 she moved to Barcelona, and i never got to see her again in those reunions. I move in with Sarah and her roommate Veronica. Well the night went on, and as i told u before she offered me a room that just got free at her place. For more information on amateur hairy pussies look at the internet site. Didn't doubt for a second, it was cheap, and i was about to live for a whole year with one hot girl and another one whom at this point i haven't met yet but turned out to be another hottie. I got in touch with some friends and they invite me to a party, best thing that could happen, perfect place to find a roommate. Can't remember exactly how the conversation went but it was very flirty since the beginning, what i can remember for sure is the impression that she made on me, she was fucking sexy, wearing leather pants a loose top that allow her bra to show and a ponytail. Btw Veronica is a blonde girl, petite with small boobs, but nice body, very pretty. We were never close since she used to live abroad growing up, we only saw each other at big family reunions that happened like every 2 years. She wasn't flirty with me, but was always very open with sexual topics and dresses very sexy. First girl on girl atk scary hairy pussy i wanna give you some details about what hairy pussy nude pics living with two hot girls feels like, i was one lucky son of a bitch. The first two weeks everything was very normal, we didn't get to see each other much, we coincided at nights and it was awesome, mostly chilling wathcing tv in our pjs, Sarah wore tank tops and shorts, Veronica wore panties with any long sleeve she could find, being open with those sexual topics, she shared that she loved sleeping naked. Some mornings they walked around in towels, i even got to see Sarah in her bra walking out of the bathroom, she acted very normal about it, i must have looked like a complete pervert that time staring at her boobs but nothing happened. Anyways, it was all very friendly throughout the first month, then came the month of July. The beautiful atk scary hairy pussy girls are very athletic and when they could they do yoga in the balcony, very nice sight. The night before she left we started chillin with some beers and weed, that turned the mood into a naughty night with dares and games like never have i ever, as i said before Veronica loved this kind of things, Sarah wasn't too open but the mood turned her very flirty too. So in general it was being very awesome living with those girls, not getting any action but loving every minute of it. They had a 6 week break, Veronica was going to travel with the family she worked for. Veronica made me strip to my briefs, i made her strip too and to my surprise and joy she did it, Sarah dared me to dance for Veronica, it was very silly, but then Veronica dared Sarah to strip specifically for me, she did it and it was amazing. By this point i was already sporting a semi hard, but i was sitting all the time so maybe they haven't noticed. She started by doing a ponytail in her hair, that to me was so fucking sexy about her. The apartment was a very old place, three rooms very close to each other, two bathrooms, and a big living/dining/kitchen room all joint together, what makes the place great is that it has a balcony. I remember i was so excited about it, they were both very sexy i was dreaming so many fantasies, but none of them could compare with what was about to happen to me. And went for it, stripped all the way to a black lacy thong and black bra, Veronica was wearing a white thong and pink bra. Obviously i was hard all the time. I woke up and Sarah was cleaning all the mess we left, i helped her finish and we made plans to go out get some food. Im not a super hung guy, but im very ok with what i got. Both girls were studying and working part time, Sarah works in a golf club and Veronica as a Babysitter for a rich family. Well my friends, by this point the deal was made. " first she was all shy just laughing, then said between laughs "im actually impressed and somewhat curious". That being said, when i stood up both of them stared for like 5 seconds that felt like 20 minutes, then they looked at each other and started laughing, i started laughing too, and the game stopped there, Veronica went to get another beer, she started dancing and we joined her, they both were very flirty but when i tried to kiss them they both rejected me and just teased me more. We got home and only got to the couch, it was just plain rough sex, we ripped each other clothes right away, i stood up and she started to suck my dick sitting in the couch, one hand on my balls the other on my shaft and her mouth working magic, then i returned the favour, she had a very nice shaved pussy, her moaning was incredible and her movements had me very excited. It was already sunrise when we stopped, Veronica took a shower and left, Sarah went to her room and i passed out in the couch. She said before she was on BC so without remorse i went and did as she said. I'll never forget when she whispered "now fuck me with all you got". It was my turn and i dared them to kiss, they refused, but instead Sarah made out with me, now my dick was like diamonds, Veronica must have noticed or suspected, as she dared me to stand up, i did kinda slow, staring at them, wanting to see their reaction. We started walking back home, it was a 15 minute walk any normal day, that time took us 30 minutes maybe, we stopped to make out 2 times. When i felt that she came, i just told her to turn around, i didn't tell her to suck my dick, she did it by herself and she knew what she wanted and what was about to happen. like 5 minutes went by and i told her to go doggy, so now she was with her knees on the couch and me standing fucking her doggy pulling her hair, another 5 minutes into this position and she starts saying that shes going to cum, well im about to pop too but so i try to hold with all my mind. Then she stood up to take a shower. It lasted maybe 15 minutes, but it was amazing, that night we watched a movie cuddling and that was the start to one of many hot experiences i had that year. I said that i was also very intrigued by her boobs, to which she said "im glad at least we can help each other". I know i made a lot of mistakes, but i just wanted to share, the important thing is that you get the point. My reflex was to instantly push what was left of my dick inside, i felt her stomach and legs tense up and started fucking her literally with all i got. I came so fucking much, all over her mouth face and boobs, we both collapsed in the couch. We went to a place nearby, and started talking about last night, she was very embarrassed as i joked that she should send her pics to victoria secret, then she said that i should do the same with calvin klein, i couldn't help it and ask "so u did like it? I always like starting it by slowly rubbing the tip of my dick on the clit, then i slowly put it in, as i was doing this she started moaning heavily and moving her hips like crazy, we were on missionary, she grabbed my back and again whispered "fuck me hard".