#btw if i was somehow in the situation of solving a murder (deffinately wasnt)
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take your bra back off boy we just solved a murder
#so what i want to be smert and solve a murder only to be told to take my bra off that i am wearing even though i am male#but that is only a flesh prison which i shall one day break free and show the world my cuteness as a foxboi#btw if i was somehow in the situation of solving a murder (deffinately wasnt)#i would totaly do that thing where i gather everyone and tell them that the killer is one of them#only to reveal that the victim didnt give the neighbors cat good enough head pats and paid the price HE DESERVED IT
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