#btw if anyone has prompt ideas for these 2 lmk

[bonobones]

Domestic Married life Huntlow! Maybe Hunter wanting to get a bit frisky and Willow’s like not having it. She trying to do plant things!

oops sorry ended up just drawing them as goofy adults!!!! theyre married!! he still calls her captain sometimes as a cute nickname (or to try and get more work done) i like thinking hed be more of a scholar when moving away from the golden guard role and all that? willow is still a buff badass, just has longer hair now.

[of-a-chaotic-mind]

January Writing Prompt List ❄️

I really want to do a different writing prompt list every month and have you all send me numbers and a character if you want or I’ll just randomly pick one if I run out of ideas. However, I couldn’t find one that I liked and I don’t want to steal anyone else’s so I’m compiling my own list each month (hopefully). I’m pulling all of these from Pinterest btw but some of them have been taken from tumblr and posted there so I’ll tag for credit if I can, if I don’t credit something that’s yours, pls lmk and I will. If I’ve edited them, it was either to make it flow better in dialogue form or to change the pronouns to they/them/their.

Note: I’m only going to do each prompt once and I’ll cross it out here when I do.

So here goes nothing:

1. “All that ‘You can’t love someone unless you love yourself first’ mess is bullshit. I have never loved myself. But you, oh god, I love you so much I forgot what hating myself felt like.” (edited)

2. “Awfully confident aren’t you?” “I can kill every person in this room before most of them have a chance to get to their feet. Skills like that do wonders for a persons self confidence.”

3. “I don’t know how but I’m going to blame you for all my problems.”

4. “You occupy a very small space in a very large world, but your conscience is ever the umbrella. You also have a cute butt.” -This as well as numbers 2 and 3 were from @shitmygaywifesays and was things their wife has said to their cat but I thought they’d make good prompts too lol, hope you don’t mind!

5. “This movie is really scary, but you’re into it so I’m trying not to cover my face the whole time, but- WHAT IS THAT?”

6. Character A tilts Character B’s chin up to get a better look at their face and the evidence of the fight. A delicately thumbs away the streak of blood by B’s mouth, saying nothing as they examine it. After a brief pause, B’s heart skips a nervous beat as A looks them dead in the eyes. Their voice is quiet and tense, their anger barely restrained. “Who did this to you?” - @whumpster-dumpster

7. “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.”

8. “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”

9. “Call me that one more time, see what happens.”

10. “It’s pitch black in here and I can see you’re blushing.”

11. They pointed across the room. “Who’s that?” “Someone you don’t want to mess with. I heard that...” Too late. They were already walking over there. (edited)

12. “I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, ‘I’m going to mop the floor with your face.’ I said, ‘You’ll be sorry.’ He said, ‘Oh, yeah? Why?’ I said, ‘Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.’”

13. “I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.”

14. “If being clumsy was a currency, I’d be a bloody billionaire.”

15. “Sorry, I have a clingy and feverish assassin on my lap. I’ll call you back when I’ve convinced them that a cold doesn’t mean they’re dying.” (edited)

16. Person A getting really annoyed with their tangled headphones and Person B just taking them off them and doing it for them.

17. Person A seeing that Person B’s shoelace is undone and instead of telling them, they just do it themselves.

18. “Did any of these assholes mess with you?” “No, you’ve marked your territory so hard they’re scared to even say ‘hello’”

19. “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with...”

20. “Do you need a hand?” “Does it look like I need your help?” “Do you really want me to answer that or would you like to maintain plausible deniability for later?”

21. “Don’t tell me you’re fine, I can see the blood!”

22. “Is it still murder if I give them a heads up?” “That’s called a threat.” “Damn.”

23. “You keep pointing that gun at me and blabbering on about how much you’ve been wanting to kill me. I’m beginning to doubt your committment...”

And my personal favorites from @chounemui, Responses to: “We have a problem.”:

24. “Let me guess. You caused it?”

25. “No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps getting into one.”

26. “Gimme a sec, I’m not drunk enough to listen to this yet.”

27. “And it’s another Tuesday, what’s your point?”

28. “If you mean the flaming pillar, that’s our solution to the last week’s problem.”

29. “Would shooting you solve the problem? No? Then get out.”

30. “You call it a problem. I call it a solution.”