#btw do y'all fw this style

[kor0kke]

🚬

Heres a slightly alt lets see if you catch whats different lmao

[ashsostrange]

"averagegirlie" is just "xxoxobree", formerly known as "breeandhermunches" on a burner. newsflash, your "fav" miles writer isn't who you think she is!

ik a lot of us must be VERY confused so let me help you out. @/averagegirlie and @/xxoxobree are the same mfkn person! why did bree make this account? i assume that it's so she could fend for herself and keep the "unbothered" act up on her main page. that's why she deletes all her reblogs after arguing w someone then comes over to this account to start bsing. not to mention she can say extremely problematic things with no repercussions, because she doesn't have a following on that page + it's not tied to her.. at least it wasn't before! bree's a very messy liar. i peeped the truth so lemme share it w y'all.

bree if you're seeing this, go take a couple shots before you read. you should've kept it cute but you didn't, so let's get nasty mf.

i have receipts! let's start right here cz i find this the funniest:

nobody but her spells "internet" like that... this is one of the many examples of the two accounts talking alike, even though bree said she wouldn't refer to "yao" as a friend when the whole rashad thing was going down. yesterday, i reminded yao of that. she said "i like bree, so what" but she deleted that and changed it to "when are y'all gonna catch on to the fact that we talk?" mhm.. bree's a lil confused, but next!

y'all see "yao's" tag? telling alexa to play some bs... then y'all see bree?? NEXT!

go look on miss average's page. she only comes online to defend and ride the hell out of bree's dick. remember ts w amani? why are you going so hard for someone who says they dk you like that LMFAO. not to mention, when the rashad shit was happening, bree said "this my girl and she never been wrong" but then she turns around and says "i wouldn't say we're friends" WHICH ONE IS IT MISS MUNCH??! 😭🤣🤣 next!

why we praising tf out of bree's oc? ts was ai bro. we got a self supafan. next...

look at this smart anon, putting tg the pieces and shit. "ash and dalia fight your battles every time" is literally.. a lie. what battles are we referring to? talia's never in drama as much as you're implying. and ima ride for my friends anyway, tf? but my entire blog will never be centered around ONE human being. it ain't that serious ever. "yao" and bree need hobbies cz writing obv ain't doing it for her. next.

bree has also said she's messy lol. she likes drama. hm!

look at how she came on her white horse when bree was battling the great war w anons over miles morales smut (which i don't fw, js to be clear.) who summoned her? BREE LMFAIOFHDGFKJAS... NEXT!!!

here's miss xxoxo munches being ableist, much like her alter ego. bro went silent and blocked lia after this. now let's get into miss average again.

look at this bs. ion even gotta say much.. this girl is black & not chinese!! y'all should know why this is weird. here's the "evidence" she gave me btw:

here's me proving her wrong! she tried! next.

y'all see the way they're tagging their posts w their usernames? mhm.. ik you do.

HMMM....

these are both bree. i don't mean to bring up maye again, but i have to for context. what happened wasn't js "drama"... the things she said to dalia were racist + that post she was lyin' about lia in. she also liked the post.. dead giveaway you silly bitch! 🥱 nd she was also instigating in honey's inbox. i know her typing style and her emoji colors lol. it's common sense atp. it's not hard to tell when an anon is bree. and from what i'm seeing not even maye is fw her.. LMFAISAIDHSAY GIRL YOU'RE DONE! 😭 feel free to go thru their accs, you'll see ts too. she's funny asf for this, i'll give her that and that only. i've never laughed so much in under 24 hours. 💓

in conclusion, bree is messy, bored, insecure, ableist & miserable! she thought nobody would ever find out but here we are today. she fronts not gaf but then switches to this acc to let off some serious steam... as miss freeman once said: "Alexa, play yikes!"

but bless bree 💗 maybe if you change now, you'll still be able to collect your tokens like dalia says.

[th3tism]

Quick rant!!! Sorry that it's not a fic but it is still tf2!!!

Ok, so look at this

Pauling a lesbian. She's a lil fruity. She's a girl kisser.

But a lot of ppl don't know that. If you don't, now you do.

But since there are a lot of ppl who don't know, they ship her with the mercs (medic sniper pyro and scout being rlly popular)

And I feel mean for hating but omg let the silly lesbians have some sort of representation 😭

I always have like just a little ick every time I see a Pauling x merc post

AND I ALWAYS FEEL SO BAD!!!

Like I hate it when people use her (and this can go for literally any female or female presenting character) as just shipping material or just acknowledge her when drawing porn.

Like I feel rlly bad for saying all of this but I just don't fw ships with the mercs and miss Pauling (pyro being a small exception bc of the fact we don't rlly know their gender, and it kinda gives people room for hcs) bc I know that she canonically a lesbian.

BUT I FEEL LIKE A MASSIVE ASSHOLE FOR SAYING THIS BC A LOT OF ART I SEE OF THESE SHIPS GO SO FUCKING HARD! LIKE THE ART STYLE FUCKS, AND THE DYNAMIC WOULD WORK BETWEEN SOME OF THEM! BUT THE SHIP INVOLVES A DUDE! AND I FEEL FUCKING BAD FOR NOT LIKING IT BC THE ART IS SO GOOD!

BUT ALSO LET THE LESBIAN BE LESBIANS!!!!

Btw, before y'all come for me and start being like "erm actually", I'm not saying everyone has to share my opinion and I'm definitely not bashing people for liking straight ships w/ miss Pauling. I know damn well I don't have the power to make people stop making art or stop shipping it. I just wanted to rant a bit and maybe find people with the same opinion. And obviously there are people who draw fem mercs with her and I fw that, bc again, a lot of them would work! Like demo and Pauling for example. I love both of those characters and they'd probably be good friends! But since demo's a guy, and she's lesbian it wouldn't work if they were dating. BUT! Turn it into demowoaman, that's where I'm interested!!!!

And again, if you like shipping miss Pauling and the mercs, that's fine idc. I just think that maybe we should acknowledge the fact that she is a lesbian, and let lesbians have their silly overworked lesbian.

Anygays, I love miss Pauling and she should totally get a silly girlfriend in the seventh comic<3