#btw by traditional couple i mean an aloromantic alosexual monogamic one

[fabuladorah]

MY THOUGHTS ON DBDA SHIPS NO ONE ASKED BUT I DONT GIVE A DAMN:

Paynland: sue me but I dont think they would work as a traditional couple. They'll kiss once a week AT BEST. Nothing will change when Charles realizes his feelings, except for maybe pet names and also now Charles understand that Edwin's lap is a synomin to chair, no more desk sitting unfortunetaly.

Cryland: GIRL! I got so many thoughts on these two cant even share 'em all, but to keep it short, queerplatonic with kissing cuz they like it. Ill have to do a post just for them BECAUSE.

Palasaki: at first I thought something would happen between them (DAMN YOU PARASITES) but yeah now I prefer them as friends. Niko seems pretty uninterested in finding herself a partner, and I enjoy the besties dynamic.

Catwin: I hate it, but they should fuck at least once.

Payncrow (i guess?) : Monty, dear, you need to realize you were never even an option to begin with.

Kashi + Night Nurse: they should marry and retire to a cottage by the sea. Btw the wedding should be inside that whale.

Esther Finch + Tragic Mick: I like it cuz its funny, but overall no, but maybe yes. And you can't deny that they'd be a hella good looking couple.

That said, Jenny and Maxine are the real ones/ j