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inkskinned · 3 months ago

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just wanted to shout out this ancient post i made like 23 years ago & since then has been grasped firmly by the internet but repackaged in memes divorced utterly from its painfully 2016 tumblr origins.

frauds and heretics have stolen this definition from its ecosystem. it came from here it lives here it is of this earth and should have never been removed. i love u fuckening post. i am sorry they shaved all of the cringe off u and made a simulacrum of u in their shame. but i remember. i know from whence u came.

me: today is going really well and i don’t trust it some shit: *starts happening* me: ah there it is. the Fuckening™

#the reason im pretty sure its MY post is bc this is from 2016 and ... every other i've found is after that #and they're taken almost word-for-word #im sure other people have used the term but it's the use of this SPECIFIC definition #like even the ''some shit starts happening'' or ''ah there it is.''#those were TUMBLR THINGS!!!!!#if u find someone else using this definition before me please let me know google wouldn't help bc it's a swear lol #i am saying this EXTREMELY lightheartedly by the way #i like the idea i made up a definition for silly word. if it's true that i DID IN FACT use this definition first.#i think i did???#i've also never mentioned this in case i am NOT the first person to say this lol #but also??? THIS SPECIFIC DEFINITION WITH MY WORDS SEEMS TO ONLY OCCUR AFTER THIS POST??????#internet sleuths please help me. i want to get to the bottom of this. if someone else used this definition first #let's find them and kiss them and carry them around on our shoulders. i will happily pass the crown #did i spend like an hour on google trying to figure this out even though i board a plane in a few hours?#......... no comment ur honor.#btw NO I AM NOT GETTING KICKBACKS FROM THAT AMAZON SHIRT #HELLO????????????????? AMAZON WHERES MY ROYALTIES

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