#btw I am a Christian and legitimately met people who said that

[propheticclown]

I need to see a Humanstuck Aranea but instead of being a Christian, she says that she's just a part of the Bible fandom since she didn't actually follow The Signless' teachings and just thought he was neat. Like, imagine the conversation between her and someone who was actually religious.

Aranea: Gosh, Jesus is so much cooler in canon. I wish the fandom didn't portray him like they do. Humanstuck Kankri and Kurloz, who both just took 5 whole minutes to process what she just said: ...The fucking what?