#bts jimin fake texts

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JUNGKOOK FANFIC RECOMMENDATIONS(4)๑‿︵‿୨

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✿ When She Loved Me | CEO!JK X Reader | One-Shot | @jungkookstatts

✿ Sleepaway | Yandere!JK X Reader | Series | @flowesona

✿ Mine | Jungkook x Demon! Female Reader | One-shot | @playmetheclassics

✿ Your eyes tell | Yandere!JK X Reader | Twins AU | @angellgguk

✿ Noir | Daddy!JK x Little!Reader | @bonny-kookoo

✿ Love Is a Game: For Political Enemies | JK X Reader | @lleldey

✿ petals with luv | Emporer!Jungkook x PalaceWoman!Reader | Hanahaki AU | @hisunshiine

✿ a lover’s bond | jungkook x female reader | greek mythology! AU | @latetaektalk

✿ love in the dark | Ceo!JK X Reader | One-Shot | @spideyjimin

✿ Like I’m Famous | Idol!JK X Reader | One-Shot | long distance au | @softyoongiionly

✿ I’ll Be Home for Christmas | Pilot Jungkook x female OC | One-Shot | @bluewhale52

✿ Falling | jungkook x female reader | Soulmate AU | @starshapedkookie

✿ Pick Your Fighter | gamer!jk X gamer!reader | @jikookiekosmos

✿ angels like you | Jungkook X Reader | S2L | One-Shot | @aquagustd

✿ Killing me softly with his touch | JK X Reader | One-Shot | @borathae

✿ Bad Man | Badboy!JK X Reader | @bonny-kookoo

✿ The Monster in the Dark | yandere!sleep paralysisdemon!jjk X fem!Reader | One-Shot | @themochiverse

✿ S O U L M A T E S | Crackhead!Jk X Reader | Series | @smaubts

✿ bad romance | badboy!jungkook x goodgirl!reader | One-Shot | @noteguk

✿ No Guardian Angel | The Crow!Jungkook X Reader | @jiminstonic

✿ Love Letters | Prince!Jungkook × Maid!Reader | @bonny-kookoo

✿ LESSON I | YandereTeacher!jungkook x bully student fem!reader | Three-Shot | @redsaurrce

✿ RED | demon!jk x fem!reader | Series | @armpirate

✿ Follow the White Rabbit | idol! jungkook x idol! reader | @youthguk

✿ Ｎｕｍｂ ｔｏ Ｔｈｅ Ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ | Dark! Shitty! Yandere! Jeon Jungkook x Fem!Reader | One-Shot | @pynkgothicka

✿ Delivery Date | pizzadeliveryboy!jungkook x reader | One-Shot | @dntaewithluv

✿ Who is in control? | jk x reader | Drabble AU | @ctrlsht

✿ sweetest apparition | nerd!jungkook x popular!female reader | @jeonfiles

✿ m y s t r a n g e a d d i c t i o n | professor!jk X student!Reader | One-Shot | @joonberriess

✿ to err is to love | dilf!jk /ex husband!jk / ceo!jk x afab reader | Series | @jungkookschin

✿ polarity | BestFriendBF!JK X Reader | Series | @darkestcorners

✿ KILL TO KISS YOU | Yandere!Jungkook x Prostitute!Reader | One-Shot | @chummywchimmy

✿ Ode To The Nature Of Romance | Jungkook x Reader | @yeoldontknow

✿ Cabin in The Woods | Werewolf!Jungkook x Human!Reader | One-Shot | @girl8890

✿ Nothing was gonna stop me | Jeon Jungkook x Reader | One-Shot | @wildestdreamsblog

✿ Teacher’s Pet | professor/dilf!jungkook x student!reader | Series | @axigailxo

✿ prima nocta | king!jungkook, virgin!reader | royalty au | One-Shot | @yoon2k

✿ End of Time | Jungkook x Reader | Series | @deepdarkdelights

✿ 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 | Yandere!JK X Reader | @euphoricfilter

✿ Paint | painter!jungkookxassistant!reader | @hongjoongscafe

✿ 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 & 𝑷𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒔 | environmentalist! jungkook x college student! reader | @miraclesatnightfall

✿ The Broken Vow | Husband!JK X Reader | One-Shot | @lleldey

✿ Euphoria | bad boy jungkook x librarian yn | @btsydtrash

✿ White Pearl | CEO Sugar daddy Jungkook x stripper sugar baby reader | @lovelyspring7

✿ just a little bit of your heart | JK X Reader | @chemicalpink

✿ imminent danger | jungkook x reader | @whatifyoulivelikethat

✿ Knockout | boxer!dad!jungkook x pregnant!reader | Drabble | @jvngkook97

✿ Please Love Me! | Frat President Jungkook x Succubus Reader | @icedmatchatae

✿ The Boyfriend Experience | Escort!Jungkook x Fem!Reader | @shina913

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[secretsecretbunny]

how about y/n in a group chat with roommates!bts who discover her secret insta account 👀

okay maybe I had too much fun with this one lmfaooo- anyway, I hope you like it, pookie!! 😚💕

masterlist

[imagine-a-life-like-this]

Celebrating 420 with best friend!BTS

Warnings : swearing, drug use, food, slight suggestive (if you squint)

A/N : Thank you for the request anon 🫶 I really enjoyed making these. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed making them! 🥰

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[mxckiemxn]

Random Best Friend Texts pt.3 🖤

Pairing: Jungkook x reader

Warnings: swearing

[whyse7vn]

Us -

[ot7 x reader]

AGUST DUI 🛴🔥

7 participants - 7 online

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tae: ok raise your hand if you think yoongi should of died in the crash

namjoon: why would you say that?

tae: jungkook raise your hand

jk: ok

tae: not in real life the emoji please

jk: ok sorry

wait how did you know i raised my hand in real life??

tae: just do it

jk: like nike LOL

tae: i’m going to skin you alive

jk: sorry

🙋🏻‍♀️

tae: why are you a woman

jk: gender is a construction

hobi: construct

jk: control

hobi: we are not playing a game

i am correcting you

jk: oh

tae: connecticut

hobi: stop

tae: i wanted to play :(

hobi: it wasn’t a game can you read

jk: omg i know someone from connecticut

i think

jin: you have no friends don’t lie jungkook

jk: no i swear i do

tae: he does

hobi: don’t act like you know

tae: i know

hobi: who is jungkooks friend then?

tae: jungkook tell this idiot ☠️

hobi: i’m asking YOU to tell me

jk: i don’t know who it is

but i know

i’m going to go insane who is it ohmygod

y/n: jaehyun lmao

hobi: oh

jin: yikes

jk: i’m sorry

tae: how dare she lmao like she didn’t just cook my first born alive by saying that name

jk: she typed it btw

tae: that’s not the point jungkook

i’m throwing up

jk: ur right me too

i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry

y/n: ???

don’t be sorry

jk: >.<

yoongi: lol

jin: tf he laughing at?

yoongi: we’re always talking about jaehyun for some reason

hobi: be fr

yoongi: …

y/n: shouldn’t you be dead from the crash or something

tae: IM SAYING LIKE

jk: maybe he’s still drunk

hobi: LMAOOOO

yoongi: i did not crash

namjoon: he just fell over guys

yoongi: right

jin: ofc the bitch with no license is defending the other bitch with no licence

y/n: typical 🙄

yoongi: why do you know he’s from connecticut

y/n: what????

namjoon: uh??

jin: wasn’t he JUST complaining about how much we talk about you know who…

hobi: kook was right this man is still off the juiceeeee

ha juice by shinee

i’m so funny wow

tae: if we think about it wtf is connecticut

what the fuck is that srsly

i hate that

what does that mean

america is so strange

another white thing i don’t get

i hate white people

jin: ur borderline white

tae: wtf is wrong with you never say shit like that again

ur borderline old

ur borderline dying

AND ur paler than me

like wtf

this poc erasure

someone get him

jk: connecticut more like connectiYUCK 🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢

EWWUUUUUU 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

hell on earth

yoongi: what

namjoon: ?

yoongi: are we talking about again

i just lost my train of thought

hobi: choo choo

y/n: chuu chuu

namjoon: jaehyun…

jk: 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤢

tae: AND we are talking about poc erasure if you even care

you probably don’t

because you’re a racist

just like your father namjoon

jk: yoongi is older than namjoon

btw

tae: ok???

maybe i wasn’t even talking to yoongi

jk: ok i’m sorry

tae: it’s ok son

hobi: who the fuck were you talking to then?

tae: well yoongi but like maybe i wasn’t at the same time yk?

y/n: shut up

jk: yes

y/n: ?

tae: ok raise ur hand if you think hoseok is being unnecessarily mean to kim taehyung the 3rd today

namjoon: anyways

yoongi are you ok??

yoongi: yeah sorry my head is just all over the place rn

forget everything i said

hobi: is this due to your alcohol consumption

or is it your age getting to you LOL

since your old

older than namjoon

jk: older than namjoon

jin: jungkook is 27 btw

y/n: 23 forever

jin: that’s almost 30 yk?

hobi: at least it’s not 31

yk…

like you

jin: ok

jk: ok !!!!

namjoon: yeah i don’t know what you wanted to get out of that one…

jin: kys

ALL of you

hobi: ❤️

jk: love is love

y/n: awoman

jk: awoman

tae: if you all loved me you would send me a stack

hobi: notice how no money is being sent to your account

take that into consideration

tae: how about you consider my fist in you face

ok i take that back

hobi: don’t

y/n: bryson tiller

tae: why not :(

you didn’t even know what i was gonna say hobi >.<

hobi: namjoon tell him to shut up

namjoon: tae please

tae: yeah ok 😔

cuz you know i do NOT want the smoke

he might do me like he did jaehyun 😭🙏🏼

hobi: will you STOP bringing that up

tae: will you send me a STACK?

hobi: no

tae: then NO

namjoon: both of you stop

also where is jimin??

physically i mean

like do any of you know?

yoongi: y/n’s house i think

y/n: no he’s not??

tae: woah

jk: btw that is also my house yoongi

so y/n AND jungkook’s house

yoongi: y/n and jungkook’s house then

y/n: he’s not here

yoongi: but he was

y/n: how do you even know that??

yoongi: i just do

y/n: ok ????

yoongi: ok

jk: ok \ ^0^ /

tae: wait

jk: JIMIN WAS IN OUR HOUSE ?????

jin: keep up ohmugod

jk: LIKE PHYSICALLY IN OUR HOUSE

WHERE I SLEEP AT NIGHT???

y/n: he wasn’t in my room no

if that’s what ur asking

jk: BUT HE WAS HERE???

AFTER HE WAS SO MEAN SO EVIL?!

y/n: it’s been weeks i was gonna talk to him at some point ig

hobi: communication is key!

not key from shinee btw

jk: WHEN DID HE COME????

WHY DID HE COME????

y/n: he came a few weeks ago

august 6th ? i think

to talk about everything and apologise

jk: you let him in?

tae: LIKE…

y/n: yes

jk: and where was i?

y/n: it was a wednesday so ur boxing class?

jk: i’ve been staying back for those classes

so he came late right?

y/n: yeah

jk: did you invite him?

y/n: no he kinda just showed up

jk: and you still let him in??

y/n: yes jungkook

jk: why didn’t you tell me??

y/n: i wasn’t trying to keep it a secret or anything it just a lot

like a lot seriously

i wanted to give both me and jimin some time to process it all before we brought it all back to you guys

but i was going to tell you

all of you

jk: yeah but like it’s been weeks…

namjoon: to be fair i also did talk to

jimin and didn’t tell anyone

jk: namjoon

jin: also did that

hobi: u all know i talked to him so…

jk: guys???

i’m confused like what he said was wrong but you’re all still talking to him

like everything’s ok???

namjoon: he apologised to her kook

jk: FUCK HIS APOLOGY?????

tae you get it right?? you didn’t speak to him right??

tae: no i get it

i get you

i understand fully

but i won’t lie to you

i DID speak to him

on the phone

only for 5 minutes tho

i counted

i just wanted to make sure he didn’t yk like kill himself or something…

you know jimin is weak like that

not calling people who commit suicide weak but like calling jimin weak cuz that’s what he is

jk: TAE?????????????

tae: SORRY SUICIDE IS REAL YK?

AND LIKE IT DOESNT TAKE AWAY FROM THE FACT THAT I STILL WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE

i was just

uh

checking?

namjoon: you can say you were worried about him you know that

jk: SHUT UP???£/8/8/8,&&:&,

NO HE CAN’T

YOU ALL HAVE NO BACK BONE /£2&/&&:&:

NO LOYALTY

HE BASICALLY CALLED Y/N A WHORE AND YOUR ALL FRIENDS WITH HIM AGAIN??????

LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED?????

tae: NO I’M MAD IM STILL SO FUCKING MAD THE FUCK????

FUCK JIMIN I MEAN IT

jk: you are a liar

LIKE

guys what£/£/&/&:&:

i thought you guys were better than this ???

i thought you all cared

jin: don’t be stupid

of course we care

jk: then act like it????

y/n tell them

y/n: jungkook

jk: tell them

in fact

jk added jimin to “AGUST DUI🛴🔥”

jk: tell ALL of them

y/n: jungkook please

jk: y/n seriously

jimin: hey

jk: shut the fuck up

tae: dude

i know ur upset and angry but doing this rn isn’t gonna solve anything

namjoon: he’s right jungkook

ur acting on emotion and not thinking properly right now

jk: IM not thinking properly???

was jimin thinking properly when he called her a slut and then ran away like a bitch?? was he????

namjoon: obviously not jungkook

hobi: but they’ve talked it out and he’s said sorry

jk: HIS SORRY DOESN’T MEAN SHIT

WHAT DO YOU GUYS NOT UNDERSTAND?

his fucking sorry means nothing

him saying sorry doesn’t take back the words he said

or any of the hurt he caused

namjoon: jungkook like she told us they’ve talked about it and he’s apologised

i not sure what more you want

jk: I WANT YOU GUYS NOT TO MOVE ON SO FUCKING FAST??

I WANT YOU GUYS TO AT LEAST TELL HIM HOW FUCKED UP THAT ALL WAS

BOTH PUBLICLY AND PRIVATELY

he should be walking around eggshells around us rn

you guys should be giving him a hard time

not wondering where he is or whether he’s depressed or not

and you wanna know something?

after it all happened she cried for hours

hours

i have genuinely never seen her so upset

she told me not to tell anyone but i have to so guys can fucking understand

and the fact that we didn’t even know that her and jimin spoke???

does that not bother you all?????

the fact that she was “so fine” and “okay” about the whole situation but didn’t tell us that they had supposedly ‘made up’

tae: she said that she was planning on telling us

jk: yeah but she didn’t did she? it’s been weeks

she said they spoke august 6th right?

we are quite literally in a whole new month

and you ALL should know that when she doesn’t tell us things it’s because she’s upset

you should KNOW her

and how she deals with things

you all claim to care but i’m yet to see how

you know i was really excited about this

we were all you know realising

and coming to terms with this

us

i thought that we felt the same

but this has shown me that you guys don’t even feel a quarter of what i do for her

and you probably never will

the way that you all just took her word for her being fine and okay about the whole situation without actually genuinely checking in with her is insane and the way you all rushed to make sure jimin was ok was even crazier

i just

whatever

bye

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as you can probably tell this was supposed to be released last month but i tried to adjust it as much as i could

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#happytimessoon >.<

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ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵉʳᵉ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵐᵉᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗᵃⁿᵍˡᵉᵈ ʷⁱᵗʰ ʲᵉᵒⁿ ʲᵘⁿᵍᵏᵒᵒᵏ-ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢʰᵃʳᵖ ᵉᵈᵍᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ʰⁱˢ ᵠᵘⁱᵉᵗ ʳᵉˢᵗʳᵃⁱⁿᵗ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵏᵉᵖᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒʳˡᵈˢ ᵃᵖᵃʳᵗ. A ˢᵗᵒʳʸ ᵒᶠ ᵗᵉⁿˢⁱᵒⁿ, ˡᵒⁿᵍⁱⁿᵍ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵏⁱⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʳᵉᶠᵘˢᵉˢ ᵗᵒ ˡᵉᵗ ᵍᵒ.

ᵖᵃⁱʳⁱⁿᵍ : ˢʰʸ ⁿᵉʳᵈ ʲᵘⁿᵍᵏᵒᵒᵏ ˣ ᵇᵒˡᵈ ʸ/ⁿ.

ᵍᵉⁿʳᵉ : ᶠˡᵘᶠᶠ, ᵃⁿᵍˢᵗ , ʳᵒᵐᵃⁿᶜᵉ

ˢᵗᵃᵗᵘˢ : ᵒⁿᵍᵒⁱⁿᵍ( ˢᵉʳⁱᵉˢ )

ᶜʰᵃᵖᵗᵉʳ : 02

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The dorm hallway was silent save for the flicker of faulty fluorescent lights. Jungkook sat cross-legged on his narrow bed, highlighters strewn around him like confetti, his laptop casting a blue glow on his face. Rain pattered against the window, blurring the neon sign of the 24-hour convenience store across the street. He’d just pulled his sweater sleeves over his hands a nervous habit when a sharp knock shattered the quiet. He considered ignoring it, but the knocking turned to banging.

“Delivery for Jeon Jungkook!”  

He froze. That voice.

As he open the door, his throat went dry, You leaned against the doorframe, drenched from the storm, your leather jacket glistening under the hallway light. In one hand, you held two paper cups of coffee; in the other, a battered notebook dripping rainwater. Your hair clung to your cheeks, mascara smudged like inkblots beneath your eyes. “You’re impossible to find,” you said, shaking water off your boots. “Who the hell lives on the ninth floor without an elevator?”  

Jungkook stared. “Wh-what are you doing here?”  

“You said you study late.” You shoved a coffee into his hands. “Black, right? No sugar, no cream just existential dread in a cup.”  

He blinked. “How did you…?” 

“You muttered it during lab when Hoseok offered you a latte.” You kicked off your boots and barged in, surveying his Spartan room: textbooks stacked like a fortress, sticky notes plastered to the walls, a single framed photo of his family back in Busan. “Cozy,” you deadpanned, spreading your notes across his floor. “Now, explain glycolysis to me like I’m five.”  

Your notes were chaos doodles of snakes wearing graduation caps, margin rants about professors, and a detailed sketch of Jungkook mid-lecture, his glasses askew. He pointed to a diagram, his finger trembling slightly. “So, glucose splits into pyruvate, which creates ATP…”  

You leaned in, your damp hair brushing his arm. “And ATP is…?”  

“Energy. For cells.”  

“Like caffeine for biologists?”  

He huffed a laugh, the sound startling them both. You grinned, victorious.  

Hours blurred. You asked questions with a razor-sharp curiosity, connecting metabolic pathways to philosophy “So if mitochondria are the powerhouse, are they the Nietzsche of the cell?”. Jungkook found himself talking more than he ever had, his sentences gaining steam under her focused gaze.  

Then your knee bumped his under the makeshift desk, his overturned laundry basket. He jerked back, knocking over a highlighter.  

“Your ears,” you said, smirking. “They turn red when you’re flustered.”  

“I’m not—”  

“Liar.” You reached out, your fingertip grazing the shell of his ear. He sucked in a breath. “Cute.”  

The air thickened. Jungkook’s pulse roared in his ears.  

A sudden crash of thunder made them jump. You laughed, breaking the spell. “Relax, genius. I don’t bite.” Unless you want me to, your eyes teased.  

—

They stepped outside at 2 a.m., the rain reduced to a drizzle. Your motorcycle was parked crookedly next to a dumpster, its chrome gleaming under a streetlamp. Jungkook hovered awkwardly, clutching his empty coffee cup.  

“Thanks,” he mumbled. “For… studying.”  

“Anytime.” You swung your leg over the bike, then paused. “Hey, you ever ridden one of these?”  

“N-no.”  

“You should.” Your smirk softened. “Might loosen you up.”  

Before he could reply, headlights cut through the dark. A sleek black motorcycle roared up, its rider flipping up his visor to reveal Jake’s sharp grin. “YN. Miss me?”  

Jungkook’s stomach dropped.  

“Like a toothache,” You shot back, but your shoulders tensed. 

Jake’s gaze slid to Jungkook. “Who’s this?”  

“My tutor.��� You revved your engine, a clear dismissal.  

Jake laughed. “Since when do you need tutors?” He leaned closer, voice lowering. “You know where to find me if you want real help.”  

Jungkook’s fists clenched. Your knuckles whitened on your handlebars. “Get lost, Jake.”  

He saluted, winking at Jungkook. “Better keep up, kid.” The bike snarled as he peeled away. You didn’t look back. “See you tomorrow,” You called over your shoulder, vanishing into the fog.  

Back in his room, Jungkook stared at the coffee stain on his desk a perfect ring, like a planetary orbit. His phone buzzed.  

Unknown Number : Hey, it’s YN. Lost my chem notes in your dungeon. Save them for me?

He saved your number, thumb hovering over the keyboard.  

Jungkook : They’re safe.

YN : Good. Don’t let them corrupt your pristine world.

YN : Thanks for tonight.

He didn’t sleep. The ghost of your laughter echoed in the hum of the mini-fridge, the scent of your perfume clinging to his sheets. A storm brewing both outside and inside his heart.

NEXT

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[numinousher]

2U⭑.ᐟ ── OO8. custody over bam

BEFORE MASTERLIST AFTER

NOTE: imma have random bam pictures in my photo gallery bruh 😭

TAGLIST: @an-ever-angry-bi @parapiop7 @renoirgoh @ldysmfrst @futuristicenemychaos @skyys-universe @carolinexkpop @han-nah-banana @somehowukook @joonsprettygf @svnbangtansworld @butnotmontana ... (open)

[luvismenu]

can we have a pt.2 of bts as dads? 💙

꩜ .ᐟ Ot7 ♡ bts as dads

- your teen daughter texts their dad from your phone because you hid her phone/grounded her -

pt.1, pt.2

m.list

note: y/d/n = your daughter's name

[foreignjaykay]

company (a jungkook fic)

part three - "does chivalry come with the attire?"

can we keep each other company?

their workplace was chaos, but jungkook made it fun. their camaraderie was effortless—until he decided to leave. no big deal. people quit all the time. so why does it feel like everything is about to change?

pairing: jungkook x reader

genre: r18+ (angst, fluff) minors do not interact!

chapter warnings/misc: workplace!au, coworkers!au, event planner!jk, event planner!oc, jk is not famous, angst, fluff, sad, crack, event planner!mingyu, bts in event planning company, unserious friend group, they are so silly and unserious, , ANGST, IDIOTS both of them, OBLIVIOUSNESS LMAO, yeah you might feel like screaming at the screen i know, i know, some smau perhaps, MEMES!!!

notes: hello everyone!!! im somehow a day early lol to my schedule. thank the gods that i didn't procrastinate.. anywho, we get a little of jk's pov in this part!! the two of them are such idiots (said lovingly) that i cannot. im as frustrated as you are lol. enjoy and lemme know your thoughts <3

moodboard • playlist • series masterlist

“I’m telling Natasha today,” Jungkook’s famous last words that made your stomach twist, especially with the JW Blue Label Dinner event looming on your head.

You know you did a good job today by being unserious with him on texts and that too that early in the morning. You should get an award for being nonchalant. 

Also what was his new habit of texting you so early in the morning? 

The scent of strong office coffee filled the air, and your stomach churned. Natasha, back early somehow from her sun-soaked leave, swept into the office with an energy that was both a relief and a source of fresh anxiety.

How was Natasha going to react? was the question that ran through your mind. As much as it would be entertaining to watch her go through it, literally, it would also create chaos. Fun chaos but also a point of no return.

The morning was a slow, agonizing crawl. You were drowning in last-minute details for the JW Blue Label Dinner event, the pressure building with every unanswered email and ringing phone. You felt like you’d been running a marathon uphill, and Jungkook was still conspicuously absent. Typical.

Then, the elevator doors parted, and there he was. Jungkook. But… different. He was dressed in a crisp white shirt, a slim tie, and tailored pants. It was a stark contrast to his usual casual attire.

“Seriously?” you drawled, leaning back in your chair, your voice laced with playful disbelief. “You’re dressed like you’re going to a board meeting. Did someone finally tell you we’re not a streetwear company?”

“Also you didn’t even dress up when you came for your interview here,” You added, amused, which earned chuckles from both Mingyu and Shane. Jungkook dramatically rolled his eyes.

He grinned, striking a pose that was more runway model than office worker. “You know I clean up well.” He winked, a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Maybe I can rizz Natasha up.”

And on count, along with you, Shane made a disgusted face.

Mingyu, perched precariously on your desk, nearly choked on his coffee. “Rizz Natasha? Dude, you’re going to give her a heart attack.”

Shane, sprawled across his chair, rolled his eyes dramatically. “Please, he’s got the ‘charm’ of a wet sock.”

You joined them, a playful eye roll of your own. “Oh, please,” you said, your voice dripping with sarcasm. “You couldn’t ‘rizz up’ a goldfish.”

“Ouch,” Jungkook chuckled, taking his seat, a mock-hurt expression on his face. “And for your information, I was held up. Had a few… delicate matters to attend to.”

“Delicate matters?” you asked, raising an eyebrow. “Like what? And are we sure we are talking to Jeon Jungkook?” Mingyu and Shane grinned.

“You guys really take me for granted,” he said dramatically, his eyes twinkling. “And don’t worry your pretty little head about it.”

“Also I won’t be here for long so you guys better start respecting me,” He chuckled and that realisation hit you again. You quickly looked away, hoping he hadn’t noticed the way your heart skipped a beat.

It didn’t go unnoticed by Jungkook how your facial expression had changed when he said that.

Mingyu and Shane awkwardly glanced between the two of you, with Shane not being able to control his awkwardness.

“Sure, anyways,” Shane rolled his eyes dramatically and tried to divert the topic.

Before the conversation could go further, Yuna and Taehyung appeared at the entrance to the CS department. It was a rare sight for them to come here. Willingly. The design studio was their sanctuary, a realm of relative calm in the midst of the everyday office chaos.

“Lunch?” Yuna asked, her voice bright and cheerful. “It’s one-thirty already. You two have to leave by four, right?”

You glanced at the clock on your computer screen. One-thirty? How had the time flown by so quickly? You looked at Jungkook, and he had the same shocked expression. He really only had two hours left.

“Oh my god, you’re right!” you exclaimed, your stomach suddenly growling in protest. “Let’s go.”

The cafeteria was a rush of noise, the usual lunch crowd in full swing. You, Jungkook, Mingyu, Shane, Yuna, Taehyung, Namjoon, Jin, Hobi, Yoongi, Iseul, Jimin, and Dae found a large table in the corner, the “Survivors” gang ready for their midday break. At this point they had kept that large table just for you guys. Everyone in the office knew about your tight knit friendship which was built on office trauma.

“So,” Yuna started, her eyes fixed on Jungkook, her voice laced with curiosity. “Are you doing it? Today?”

Jungkook nodded, taking a large bite of his sandwich. “Yep. Today’s the day,”

“Nervous?” Taehyung asked, his eyes filled with a mix of amusement and concern.

Jungkook shrugged, a hint of a smile playing on his lips. “A little. But it has to be done.”

Shane, ever the curious one, leaned forward, his eyes wide with anticipation. “Can we watch?”

“Shane!” Yuna scolded, her cheeks flushing, but you could see the glint of amusement in her eyes.

“What? I’m just curious!” Shane defended himself, throwing his hands up in mock surrender.

“No but seriously can we?” You said, amused, and that earned you a high five from Shane. Is it obvious that joking is your coping mechanism?

“We’re all curious,” Mingyu admitted, his eyes sparkling with mischief. “I want to see Natasha’s face when he drops the bomb.”

“Imagine her face,” Hobi said, “It will be a masterpiece of shock and disbelief.”

“I’m sure she’ll take it well,” Jin said, his voice laced with sarcasm. “She’s known for her calm and reasonable reactions.” This earned a laugh from everyone. Thankfully no else in the lunchroom could hear you all.

“She’ll probably throw a fit,” Yoongi muttered, taking a sip of his coffee. “Or maybe she’ll just ignore him completely.”

“Or maybe she’ll cry,” Iseul suggested, her eyes twinkling. “A single, dramatic tear rolling down her cheek.”

“I’ll pay to watch this,” Both Shane and Mingyu said at the same time.

“Or maybe she will just give him a raise,” Jimin said, and everyone burst out laughing. 

“You know what? That’s a possibility,” You added.

Lunch passed quickly, filled with jokes, laughter, and a healthy dose of nervous energy. As the time approached, the tension within the group grew.

“Okay, it’s almost time,” Shane whispered, checking his watch, his eyes darting towards Natasha’s office. “Ten minutes to D-Day.”

You all found yourselves hovering near Natasha’s cabin, trying to look casual, but failing miserably. Shane was practically bouncing on the balls of his feet, his eyes glued to the door. Even Yuna, usually so composed, was fidgeting nervously, adjusting her earrings every few seconds.

Finally, Jungkook took a deep breath, squared his shoulders, and walked towards Natasha’s office. The door clicked shut behind him, and the “Survivors” gang held their breath, a collective gasp escaping their lips.

“Good luck,” is all you said when he entered her cabin and gave you a weak smile. Something that Yuna and Namjoon picked up on and smirked to themselves.

You had to be supportive. For him.

Minutes ticked by, each one feeling like an eternity. You could hear muffled voices from inside, but couldn’t make out any words. The tension was thick enough to cut with a knife.

Then, the door opened, and Jungkook stepped out. His expression was… unreadable. He looked at you all, a small, almost cryptic smile playing on his lips.

“Well?” Shane blurted out, his voice a high-pitched squeak. Of course Shane was the first one wanting to clock the tea.

Jungkook glanced at Natasha, who was watching them from her desk, her eyes narrowed. He smirked. “We’ll discuss in the GC.”

A collective groan went up from the group, a chorus of disappointment.

“Natasha’s watching us like a hawk,” Jungkook explained, his voice low, his eyes still on her. “She’s probably got a recording device hidden somewhere.”

The group dispersed, trying to look busy, but the excitement was palpable, a tangible energy buzzing through the air.

Jungkook walked over to you, his eyes searching for yours. “Ready to go?” he asked, his voice softer than usual.

You looked at him, a strange mix of curiosity and something else—a flutter of nerves—in your chest. “Yeah,” you said, your voice slightly breathless.

The two of you gathered your things and headed out of the office.  As you walked towards his car, Jungkook finally broke the silence.

“So,” he began, his voice slightly hesitant, “it’s done.”

“Yeah,” you said, your voice barely above a whisper. “How did it go?”

“It… it went okay,” he said, a small smile playing on his lips. “Natasha wasn’t exactly thrilled, but she didn’t throw a fit either.”

“That’s… good,” you said, your eyes fixed on the pavement.

He opened the car door for you, a gentlemanly gesture that only heightened the tension. As you slid into the passenger seat, you couldn’t help but notice the way his hand lingered on the door, a brief moment of contact that sent a shiver down your spine.

“Does chivalry come with the attire?” You joked your awkwardness away and he huffed in a playful manner.

He then closed the door and walked around to the driver’s side. As he started the engine, the silence stretched, thick and heavy.

The car ride was filled with the tension, which was now familiar to both you and Jungkook, a heavy silence that hung in the air.

No matter how hard you tried, even the awkward jokes, yes, that uneasy feeling stayed with you.

“I know you can’t keep this in your stomach longer, JK. Just tell me what exactly happened in that cabin,” You said and Jungkook chuckled.

“Fine, fine,” Jungkook said and here goes his story time.

Inside Natasha’s office, Jungkook stood before her desk, his heart pounding in his chest. He’d rehearsed this moment a hundred times, but now, the words seemed to catch in his throat.

“So what brings you here?” This is how Natasha starts the conversation. Jungkook knew he was done for.

“Natasha I wanted to talk about something,” he began, his voice steady, and her eyes tried to gauge for what was coming next, “I’ve accepted another position.”

Natasha’s eyes widened slightly, but her expression remained composed. “Oh?” she said, her voice cool and professional. “And where might you be going?”

“An event company,” Jungkook said, his voice firm. “They focus on live concerts, world tours—it’s what I’ve always wanted to do.”

Natasha leaned back in her chair, her eyes narrowing slightly. “And when were you planning on telling me this?”

“Today,” Jungkook said, his voice unwavering. “I wanted to give you ample notice.”

Natasha nodded, her expression unreadable. “And how much notice do you consider ample Jungkook?”

“Two weeks,” Jungkook said. He was confident about this, something that didn’t sit well with her.

Natasha’s eyes flickered towards the door, where the rest of the team was trying to look inconspicuous. “Very well,” she said, her voice clipped. “We’ll discuss the details later once Kim Song is back in town. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have work to do.”

Jungkook nodded, a sense of relief washing over him. He turned and walked out of the office,  and now his eyes met yours.

“Bitch,” is what you said once Jungkook was done sharing. Jungkook couldn’t help but chuckle. You were on a roll today.

“This is how she reacts when you tell her you are leaving,” You said annoyed. Natasha was selfish, yes, but this is genuinely not how you expected the conversation to go. Maybe she was better at taking news than you.

“I think you just wanted more drama, ___” Jungkook mused.

“Duh!” You said as a matter of factly. "She acted nothing like Monotoya," He laughed.

“Wait, didn’t you react like that?” He teased you.

Oh hell no. He didn’t just say that. Was there a way he was inside your mind?

“You wish!” You said a little too quickly.

“Believe me I do,” He laughed.

Yes he was joking. He had to be. Right?

“Wishful thinking,” You said and ended the conversation there.

The car ride continued, the silence less heavy now, but still filled with an undercurrent of tension. You could feel Jungkook’s gaze on you every now and then, but you avoided his eyes, your heart pounding in your chest.

The weight of unspoken words still hung in the air, but now, it was mixed with a sense of anticipation, a feeling that something was about to shift, to change.

The JW Blue Label Dinner event was in full swing, the venue transformed into a sophisticated space, all blue lighting, a nod to Blue Label and the rich aroma of aged whiskey. You were a whirlwind of activity, ensuring every detail was perfect, a well-oiled machine in your element. Rowoon, the client, had arrived early, a familiar face amidst the pre-event hustle.

Rowoon was the best client you had. In fact, when you and Jungkook had started working together, Rowoon was the first client the two of you dealt with without Natasha’s inteference.

“You know, ___,” Rowoon said, leaning against a nearby table, “you always make these events look effortless. It’s like magic.”

You chuckled, adjusting the floral arrangement. “Magic and a lot of caffeine, Rowoon.”

“Well, whatever you’re doing, it’s working,” he said, his eyes scanning the room. “Everything looks phenomenal.”

“Thanks,” you said, a genuine smile spreading across your face. “We’re just hoping it lives up to the Blue Label standard.”

Rowoon nodded, a thoughtful expression on his face. “Speaking of standards, where’s your partner in crime? I haven’t seen Jungkook yet.”

“He’s around,” you said, glancing towards the far side of the room. “Probably making sure the whiskey display is perfect.”

 As if it was known to him that his name was brought up in the conversation, just then Jungkook joins the conversation, a relaxed smile on his face. "Hey, guys. Everything set?"

"Absolutely," Rowoon said, clapping Jungkook on the shoulder. "You've outdone yourselves. The whiskey display is a work of art. Really sets the tone."

"Thanks, Rowoon," Jungkook said, a hint of pride in his voice. "We wanted to make sure it was something special."

"You two always deliver," Rowoon said, his gaze shifting between you and Jungkook. "It's like you can read each other's minds."

Something so simple yet made you feel tense.

You chuckled, "We've worked together long enough, I guess."

"Speaking of which," Jungkook said, his tone casual, almost offhand, "I've got some news,” Rowoon looked at him, intrigued. “I'm actually moving on to another company." Jungkook continued.

The announcement, dropped so casually, hung in the air for a moment. Rowoon's eyebrows rose slightly. "Seriously? When did that happen?"

"Just today," Jungkook said, shrugging slightly. 

"Wow, that's a big step," Rowoon said, his voice sincere. "Congratulations, Jungkook. But, man, you two make a great team. It's a shame to see you split up."

“Yep this one is leaving us,” You weren’t sure why it came out this way. You swear you weren’t trying to be mean but it’s like your mind had no control when that slipped up.

You immediately looked towards Jungkook and saw a flicker of something in his gaze, a mix of regret and something else you couldn't quite decipher.

You immediately regretted it.

“But I’m happy for him. Finally going to live his dream,” You said genuinely and patted his back. Rowoon smiled at the camaraderie.

Not wanting to see Jungkook’s reaction further, you excused yourself with a quick, "I need to check on the catering," and moved away, leaving Jungkook and Rowoon to continue their conversation.

As you walked away, Jungkook's gaze followed you. He watched as you navigated the room, your movements graceful and efficient. He saw the way you interacted with the catering staff, your instructions clear and concise, your demeanor calm and collected.

You were truly in your element, he thought, a sense of admiration washing over him. He knew you were so good at what you did. Proud - was the word he always felt for you but also admired. He admired you, was grateful he worked with you and learnt so much from you.

But it wasn’t just those feelings he felt for you.

He shook his head slightly, trying to clear his thoughts. Maybe it was just the event. The atmosphere. The pressure.

 But deep down, he knew it was more than that. He knew that something was shifting, something was changing. That you both were changing.

Rowoon cleared his throat, bringing Jungkook back to the present. "So, you're really leaving? That's a big change. Where are you headed?"

"An event company that focuses on concerts and tours," Jungkook said, his eyes still subconsciously drifting towards your retreating figure. "It's always been my passion."

"That's fantastic, Jungkook," Rowoon said, patting him on the shoulder. "You'll do great. But seriously, like I said earlier, you and ___ are a force to be reckoned with. It's a shame to see you split up."

"Yeah," Jungkook said, his voice low. "It is."

"You know," Rowoon continued, "I've always admired the way you two work together. It's like you have this… unspoken understanding. You just click."

Jungkook nodded, his gaze still fixed on you. "Yeah, we do."

"It's rare to find that kind of synergy," Rowoon said, shaking his head slightly. "You're going to be hard to replace."

"Thanks, Rowoon," Jungkook said, a small smile playing on his lips. "I appreciate that."

The conversation shifted back to the event, the details of the evening, the guest list. But the undercurrent of Jungkook's announcement lingered, a subtle tension that hung in the air.

The event was a success. As it was expected from both of you.

“Goodnight, __ See you in hell tomorrow,” Jungkook said and you laughed and opened the door of his car. 

“Hey! At least you have a countdown to leave,” Look how the tables have turned. You were joking about this situation now, knowing damn well, you were gonna overthink this once he leaves.

And that’s what happens when he leaves once you reach the gate of your apartment building, a habit he had, you noticed. Always only leaves once you enter the gate, even though he is the one who was always dropping you.

Kinda made you feel something.

Once you entered the lobby and went towards the elevator, you heard a ting sound on your phone. At least that distracted you from the overthinking that was going to happen later. It was 12AM, who was texting you at this hour?

You opened your phone to check and saw this notification.

shane (work) added you to a group “jk - farewell planning!!!!🥲😫🎉”

Perfect end to the night.

part 4

© foreignjaykay

[incquotesx]

jungkook : bitch

jimin : *blocked*

jungkook, calling jimin : wait, unblock me I've something to tell you

jimin : *unblocked*

jungkook : bitch

[secretsecretbunny]

i NEED more bts texts… so like maybe one where reader leaves in the night and he’s frantic thinking she left but she actually had some kind of emergency (family or other) and FLUFFFFFF!!!?

any of the boys idm or all if you want? idk anyway ily and ur work <3333

here you go!! I hope it's alright, I got a little carried away with it lmao. there's 21 screenshots 💕

• angst/fluff ??? hurt/comfort ??? idk, read it 😭

-> BONUS:

masterlist

[imagine-a-life-like-this]

Asking best friend!BTS for a divorce

Warnings : mentions of divorce, gender neutral but mentions of having kids

A/N : I'm still in the process of moving but I had this in my drafts and figured I'd post it ! Starting in August I will be posting fake texts again, so look out for more coming your way soon 💕 Thank you for the request and I hope you enjoyed 🥰

@comingupwithacoolnameishard @lethallyprotected @eastleighsblog @abbiestearsricochet @berryblog @th3melthatfell @weird-bookworm @dreamingaboutjisung @the-lemon-boy @nfrgirl @choisoorin @minhoino @retromalum @junebug032 @alyszaen @felixmainacc @dinonuguaegi

[mxckiemxn]

Random Best Friend Texts pt.4 🖤

Pairing: Jungkook x reader

Warnings: swearing, mentions of alcohol

[whyse7vn]

RFWF -

[ ot7 x reader ]

RM’s NUTS

8 participants - 8 online

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jimin: right freak wrong freak

that’s what you should of called ur album joon

jk: rfwf

hobi: ok but who gonna match MY freak

tae: who wanna go band for band

jin: let’s go shower for shower

you first

tae: STOP SAYING THIS

yoongi: lollll

tae: girlfriend tell them i don’t smell fr

namjoon: all of you shut up

jk: rfwf

jimin: who matching joons freak

jin: a JAIL CELL i hope

hobi: cool but i asked first

does no one care about my freak 😔?

y/n: i care

jk: ME TOO ME TOO

hobi: thanks guys >.<

tae: talking about freak this riding that what happened to the namjoon who hugged trees and read books

jk: that’s really bad because how can he show love to the trees by hugging them giving them false security and hope to then go an cut them down to make books

tae: wait ur spitting rn

jk: not true that’s nasty i’ve said this before

namjoon: i have never hugged a tree

or cut one down

jin: cuz you’re too busy writing about riding

you disgust me

yoongi: good pussy

namjoon: can we not please

tae: joon when you said HE a pro rider what did you mean by that?

y/n: happy pride month!!!

jk: who is pride

hobi: joon was talking about tae

tae: WHY WOULD THE PRO RIDER BE ME??

I AM NOT OF RGB DECENT

jimin: didn’t you kiss jungkook

hobi: Lgb

tae: i take NO L’s

hobi: cuz you take DICK

y/n: LMAO

yoongi: tae the biggest dick rider to walk this earth

hobi: yoongi gets it

tae: HOW AM I A DICK RIDER???

hobi: if we think about this logically you dick riding y/n 24/7

tae: OK WHAT

SO ARE YOU THEN????

I WOULD ACTUALLY ARGUE THAT YOONGI DICK RIDES HER THE MOST

jin: tea

yoongi: shut up

jin: ok sorry

tae #1 dick rider

jk: i’m confused

jimin: i vote joons talking about tae

y/n: same

jk: still confused i thought y/n was girl

jin: jk close second but tae takes it

hobi: real

tae: wtf????

hobi: freak of all freaks!!

tae: ok whatever

fine

don’t care

jimin: you accepted that very easily

y/n: my little dick rider 😘

jk: me too please

tae: i mean as long as it’s y/ns dick i’ll fuck around and cream on that shit too like

no shame

y/n: there is something severely wrong with you

jin: wow

yoongi left “RM’s NUTS”

hobi: he takes everything too far

jimin: like

jk: ok i don’t know if i want to be a dick rider anymore

i don’t want to cream

namjoon: jungkook stop talking we are moving on

namjoon added yoongi to “RM’s NUTS”

tae: don’t act like you all wouldn’t cream on her shit too

yoongi left “RM’s NUTS”

namjoon: tae stop talking now

tae: whatever

jk: rfwf

hobi: definitely surpassed my freak

namjoon: y/n

y/n added yoongi to “RM’s NUTS”

yoongi: why

y/n: stay with the family yoongi

hobi: family 💜

jimin: we practice incest here

jk: insect

namjoon: really…

jimin: just saying she literally called us family and you just wrote a song about her riding you

jk: i thought it was about tae

tae: jungkook did it first

jk: i did NOT ride joon

namjoon: guys

jk: I DIDN’T @Y/N I DIDN’T

jimin: she did LMAO

tae: nuts wishes it was seven

namjoon: shut up

hobi: family 💜

yoongi: fuck ur family

jimin: i know a girl that does

y/n: are you mad i don’t fuck you or something???

jimin: LMAO

you wish

jin: WOAHHH

jk: nct wish

hobi: come on family let’s not 💜💜

y/n: trouble with taemin again sighs this is getting old jimin

jimin: don’t talk about taemin

y/n: don’t talk about who i fuck

namjoon: ok guys chill out

tae: hold on ur all typing so fast ohmygod

y/n: tell HIM to chill

jimin: just saying you are most definitely the root of like 95% of our issues as a group

hobi: my root came 2005

wait

jimin wtf??

namjoon: jimin take that back

yoongi: are you crazy??

jk: jimin that’s mean

jin: and unfair

tae: ???????????????

jimin: she fucks you guys knowing there are feelings involved and then acts like everything is normal when you’re all at each others throats

hobi: we would be at each others throats regardless of feelings or whatever

that’s just our dynamic no??

tae: throat talk kinda rgb guys

hobi: L

tae: don’t call me a loser the hell??

also wtf is jimin talking about

jimin: tell me i’m wrong

yoongi: you’re wrong.

jin: you need to back the fuck up jimin it takes two people to have sex you know idk why ur putting this all on her

jimin: i’m just saying

jk: maybe you should stop saying

yoongi: definitely

namjoon: ok seriously everyone needs to shut the fuck up right now this isn’t something we should be talking about now or over text

jimin: yeah you’re right because we SHOULD of had this conversation ages ago

namjoon: you’re pissing me off jimin and this doesn’t actually involve you stop talking

jimin: yeah and maybe that’s the fucking problem namjoon

namjoon: what are you trying to say right now?

jimin: nothing bye.

tae: are we fr fighting

jimin left “RM’s NUTS”

tae: ok we are fr fighting

why did no one tell me we were fr fighting

hobi: can you not read

tae: ok there were a lot of words on screen going very fast may i add and i can only take in what i can take in

y/n: so you took in the word throat

tae: don’t speak to me right now

jin: anways y/n ignore jimin he’s clearly going through something right now

don’t let what he said get to you we’ve talked about this ok?

namjoon: you have?

sorry not important yeah

what jin said

y/n: i know

jimin didn’t upset me it’s fine

yoongi: it’s okay if you were to be upset tho

like later

or something

y/n: yoongi

yoongi: sorry

y/n: i appreciate you

all of you but i’m honestly fine

i’m more concerned about jimin rn

that wasn’t like him

he clearly had something say and he’s normally one to speak his mind fully not just leave half way

jk: yeah :/

namjoon: i’ll talk to him

hobi: no i think i should

no offence or anything joon

just trust me on this one

namjoon: oh

ok

that’s cool yeah

let me know when you do

hobi: thank you

i will

jk: we were on our biggest no fighting streak

this sucks

hobi: i thinks that’s part of why he’s upset

yoongi: 🤨?

hobi: anyways i’ll talk to him

let you guys know

namjoon: cool so uh

jin: did you just type “so uh”

tae: namjoon personally i love it

so…uh

*puts hand behind head bashfully smiles*

hobi: johnny so uh

get it

like johnny suh

y/n: smash

namjoon: nice guy

jk: hobi pls don’t mention the enemy rn

hobi: didn’t you mention nct wish earlier??

what is the harm in mentioning johnny ://

jk: hobi he’s tall

like really tall

hobi: ok??

jin: remember when hobi punched jaehyun lmao

hobi: no moving on

yoongi: i would also smash johnny suh’s head in

tae: YOONGI WANNA SMASH A MANNNN

A BOYYY

MALE HE WANTS TO SMASH A DUDEEEE

RBG BOY RGB BOY

hobi: for the last time it’s lgbt fucking idiot

y/n: homophobia in june is crazy

tae: i’m just saying how it is

yoongi wanna smash johnny spread the word

yoongi: how about you kill yourself

tae: how about no

spread the word

like yoongi spreads his legs for johnny

jk: he’s 6’2 btw

y/n: why do you know that

tae: bet the height difference turns yoongi on real bad

namjoon: okay stop

jk: joon you say stop a lot and nobody stops most of the time so why do you continue to say stop when it is uneffectuve

namjoon: don’t talk to me

jk: oh :c

jin: namjoons stop worked like 2 times today so this is actually a win for joon

tae: yeah the first 2 times in 74 years

hobi: LMAO

jk: i thought joon was 34

namjoon: i’m not even 30 yet

hobi: LOOLLLLLL

namjoon: stop laughing at me

shouldn’t you be talking to jimin rn

hobi: i said i would talk to jimin meaning i would talk to him in the near future further meaning not right now because i don’t want to be verbally assaulted and or blocked

gotta let him cool down you know how he is

namjoon: yeah okay makes sense

cool

going to bed

keep me posted on jimin

hobi: of course

namjoon: gn all

y/n: night joonie ^3^

jk: gn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hobi: night

tae: it’s like 6 tf

jin: it’s 11:45 pm

tae: ok clock wtf

i said it’s like 6 not that it’s actually 6

jin: next time i see you i’m punching you in the face

goodnight namjoon

tae: WOAH??? GUYS ARE YOU SEEING THIS RN????

yoongi: thumbs up emoji

tae: jin just threatened me can we all care rn

jk: i care

tae: you care about the turtles right to freedom of speech

jk: they should be able to speak

tae: you’re a care WHORE

you care for everything

you’re care is worthless overused and slutted out

jk: but it’s still care 😢

tae: used and abused care

jk: 😥😢😭

tae: @y/n do you care

y/n: no

yoongi why did you type out ur emoji

yoongi: couldn’t be asked to look for the emoji in the thing

hobi: wait that’s so real fire emoji praying hands emoji dance emoji

yoongi: thumbs up emoji

jk: how do i unwhoreify my care guys

tae: @hobi do you care

hobi: i am done communicating with you today

tae: @yoongi do you care

yoongi: middle finger emoji

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