#bruce went to seal camp and now knows how to deal with unruly seals

[britcision]

Jason swinging overhead on a grapple, Bruce sighs and takes a Stance, the goons stare on in confusion until a baby seal flops out of the sky and Batman hits them with him

Jason INSISTS on being a weapon as a seal he loves being spun around anyway it’s just more fun to flap his fins at goons while Bruce bonks them with him

Note: Jason suddenly becoming the size of a fucking fridge is much less surprising in this AU because yeah that’s what seals do

Also, the big dramatic reveal of Red Hood Is Jason MUST culminate with Jason staring Bruce in the eyes and turning into a seal and Bruce just fucking breaking down because yeah there is no denying that

Pics of Jason as a baby seal are fucking hot commodities among all the younger bats because that little softball sized ball of fluff??? No fucking way

Damian lays a single finger on his skin once when he first arrives and no one told him Jason is a selkie (he’s not fucking letting the LoA know) and gives Jason a rant about animal cruelty when he’s caught

Jason stares him dead in the eye, grabs his skin, and changes

Damian perishes

Concept: selkie jason caught stealing the batmobile tires. panics when he sees batman and accidentally turns into a seal pup. proceeds to try and flop/bounce away as fast as possible, leaving behind a very confused Batman

NSVSHHSU JASON WHERE ARE YOU GOING YOU ARE SO SMALL...... YOU ARE ACHIEVING A LAND SPEED OF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.........

batman goes over to pick him up and he gets a flipper to the face. bats you cant just pick people up u gotta ask.

bruce by now is going green thinking about this little guy trying to swim in the harbour tho..... but like where does he go??? theyre pretty far from the beaches, he cant make it there on the sidewalks without unwanted attention.......

i like to imagine later on, pre-death selkie jason goes seal mode because it's funny to make bruce lug around a baby seal. but he gets bigger and stops. but too late now bruce is going to work out even harder and hold his baby seal son for as long as he fucking can. (its not long lol)