#brown-haired male characters 🤝 gender envy

[mushroomsie224]

GREYLOCK‼️ (Character Opinion Bingo)

Tagging @tanasha-not-yet since they also sent an ask for Greylock.

I love this wonderful wizard man so much I don't know how it happened but one day I was reading a fanfiction of him and Cedric and realised I actually like the ship! And then I read another one and then realised oh damn this guy's actually cool and then I read another and then another and then I'm like why does this man only get two episodes? What is this injustice? And then I started making headcanons. And then I decided to write a backstory. That idea got scrapped after I got a better one. And then I rewatched Baileywhoops AGAIN. I've watched his parts dozens of times. I'm going to watch Day of the Sorcerers again just for this bastard's few lines of dialogue. I can't stop thinking about him. I can't. I—

He's so silly dude. He's so fun. I love his monocle, his clothes, his hair, his annoying nicknames for Cedric, his bowtie, the way he doesn't think shit through, also the way he ACTUALLY GIVES CEDRIC CREDIT FOR SHIT UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, and also the annoyed look he has when the kids are eating candy from the piñata.