#brotu is.. ok

[that-stone-butch]

Ok the bread, his name is Bernd, his scientific naming is Homo Brotus Depressivus, his favourite food is flour soup, he spends his free time memorising the patterns of ingrain wallpapers. He works for the children's TV channel, mostly during its off hours to deter children from staying up and watching TV. He does this by being trapped in "hell [but] white". Originally starting in 2000, he had a child friendly home shopping parody tv show where he starred with a red sheep (Chili) who's job was stunt woman that loved doing illegal things and a shy sentient bush (Briegel) who built/crafted things. He had few other shows, but I don't care about those and in 2003, during a break while shooting an episode, he got stuck in hell. Where he has been forced to play along on everything from casting shows to basically lofi lounge simulations ever since. He can't leave because everytime he walks off screen he just comes back on from the other side. But maybe, if you turn the TV off... and nobody watches anymore... then he'll get to leave, so do it, turn off the tv, now. As for his constant state of depression; one reason he gave on tv was an unrequited crush on a baguette. Another was that he just hates his job. He has two catchphrases, one is "Mist" (Crap), the other is "Gnampf" which doesn't mean anything but sure expresses the feeling of hating your dumb stupid job. When he got kidnapped it was about protesting the eviction of a self organised shoa education and memorial site, after a private investor bought the land to turn the abandoned factory building into buisiness spaces and housing. I'm not gonna go into detail about that factory unasked here, if anyone wants to know what it was for you can look up "Topf & Söhne"

thanks! i also love baguettes. what a cool dude. i hope he makes it out of hell sometime soon

[sagewhite]

I just needed this off my mind, haha.

I feel like Sarada shouldn't already want to become hokage so early on. She should be the main character honestly, but whatever. With the Uchiha clan massacre having been a staged event, why not have her feel sort of removed from the leaf village? Her Father, Sasuke Uchiha, is just as much a mystery as her clans hidden past. Let her inherit the weight and guilt of being an Uchicha and let her come to terms dealing with it. Let her want to become Hokage be something she truly and desperately seeks to elevate herself and her fallen clan. I want to see her battle with these secrets and to feel alone. I want Sasuke to console her and guide her. I want Sarada to become lost in the way Sasuke was. Let Sasuke be the one to make that promise to Sakura. Let the Otsutsuki befriend her and manipulate her. Let her friends and family weigh on her mind and burden her heart. She has such an interesting history that led to her being there. Let her wonder about what her lost family would do, and let her learn it isn't always up to what you want. Yes, the leaf is healing. It's peace time but that doesn't erase the past. It doesn't forgive. All that's left is to decide what to do and understand that no choice is without price.