#brooks laich

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[perezhilton]

Julianne Hough seems like A LOT to be with! Details here!

[hockeychatstea]

There’s been a few NHLers that date celebrities but mostly only if they’re based in LA or Nashville (Brooks Laich + Julianne Hough, Mike Comrie + Hilary Duff, Carrie Underwood + Mike Fisher and it was rumoured that Kristin Cavallari and Ryan Johansen had a short thing after her divorce)

We're talking more along the line of the a-listers lol

No one in that list is ready a big celebrity ya know 🤷🏼‍♀️

(This is not to be mean to them lol)

[waspabi]

More Like War Ch. 2

(C.K. Dexter Haven voice) Hello friends and enemies. It’s been a while!

Since this has been a pretty Sema-centric chapter:

Alexander Semin knowing exactly what he is doing to Nicklas Bäckström

Mike Green, service dog in the Alexander Semin cheetah enclosure

Alexander Semin dealing with complex pyschosexual feelings about Alex Ovechkin

Boudreau

Listen. I actually really like Boudreau and think he's a good coach but man has writing this chapter reminded me of my Many Grudges Against Him. Every media quote was an actual quote, with only one having been padded a little. 

Boudreau’s wildly Canadian Hockey Man quote about Nicke’s “toughness”: 

“There’s something that’s ingrained in him,” Boudreau said. “You don’t think of it with Nick because he’s a blond, blue-eyed, Swedish, good-looking young man. But he’s got a toughness that belies all that, a toughness that coaches just love. He’s not going to fight, but he’s tough. I saw him last year where he could barely walk, but he was playing.”

The Red Wings game with the five penalties where only Sema was lambasted? 100% accurate!

Perhaps the best example came in a 3-2 loss to New Jersey at Verizon Center on Nov. 4, when Semin took three offensive-zone penalties, including one for hooking that led to a Devils goal. Afterward, Coach Bruce Boudreau was blunt in saying, "Alexander Semin has been in the league for five years and it’s just dumb penalties.”

Several days later, this reveal:

It’s believed that Semin has been playing through a litany of injuries, which might have something to do with his recent decline in production. He has not recorded a point in three straight games and has not scored a goal in six.

No points in three straight games! Can you imagine. I mean in 08-09 he did very much score at a 1.27 PPG pace (79 points in 62 games) so fair enough!

That CBJ Game

Earlier this week, Coach Bruce Boudreau said he believed the Blue Jackets planned to target Ovechkin by hitting the all-star every time he touched the puck. Columbus Coach Ken Hitchcock confirmed Tuesday that it was indeed his team’s strategy. “Run, chase, hunt down, hit, whatever word you want to use, that would be correct,” Hitchcock told reporters in Columbus. “He’s a very unique player because he gives it and he takes it. He doesn’t whine or cry about getting hit. He has fun in that role because the more you give it to him, the more he gives it back.”

Brooks Laich

Brooks Laich just absolutely could NOT stop hitting it out of the park with horny quotes about Alexander Semin:

It’s almost like God touched him on the shoulder and said, ‘You are wonderfully gifted’.” 

The other part of that quote was taken from Olaf Kolzig. 

“When you see a kid who has more talent than the reigning MVP, you want to see more,” Kolzig says of the 13th player taken in the 2002 draft. “He’s teasing you. The frustrating thing is he hasn’t gotten everything out of his talent. He doesn’t have the intangibles Ovie has. With Ovie there’s accountability. He’s had a bad groin and played through it. Ovie realizes what he has to live up to. So far [Semin] just puts up points.”

Misc.

Sema's weight and body composition played a big role in his injuries. He was hilariously infamous for never doing anything but cardio in the weight room. His weight in the press around this time was something like 209 lbs, but bless him he punctured that illusion real quick in this Russian interview from 2009:

Pretty sure he was, in fact, threatened to gain weight but you ever try to get a cat to do anything?

Cameos in this chapter from...

Nicklas Lidström, the quote unquote "Perfect Human"

Nicke has said he's the toughest defenseman he's ever played against.

Slava Kozlov, an all time pain in the ass (affectionate) whose Red Wings nickname was Grump

(bottom left, with Sergei Fedorov (center) and several of my all time faves)

Dainius Zubrus, who does indeed Look Like That:

He's actually Lithuanian but he did speak Russian and translated for Ovi and Sema in the early years.

And finally, Sema's mouth thing he simply loved to do on the bench, uhhh NSFW!!

[tinseltown-rp]

WELCOME, STACIE!

You have been accepted for MULTIPLE ROLES! You have TWENTY-FOUR hours to make the account and send it in. Be sure to follow EVERYONE on the follow list!

YOUR CELEBRITY

CELEBRITY NAME:  Julianne Alexandra Hough

AGE & BIRTHDATE: July 20, 1988, 35.

MARITAL STATUS: Single

CHILDREN:  None

OTHER INFORMATION:  She is divorced from Brooks Laich.

WANTED CONNECTIONS:  Anyone she has worked with over the years, her DWTS family, and any of her friends.

OOC INFORMATION

NAME & AGE:  Stacie || 30+

PRONOUNS:  She/Her

TIMEZONE:  EST

TRIGGERS: None that I need to have added.

OTHER INFORMATION:  I am usually around on Discord if you cannot catch me on the dash. Also I am switching my Blake reserve for Julianne.

YOUR CELEBRITY

CELEBRITY NAME: Shannon Ashley Garcia (Shay) Mitchell.

AGE & BIRTHDATE:  April 10, 1987, 36.

MARITAL STATUS: Single.

CHILDREN:  None.

OTHER INFORMATION:  I am not bringing in her daughters to the group, as much as I love them, I want to concentrate on her business adventures and other things in which she is doing.

WANTED CONNECTIONS:  Anyone she has worked with over the years, Ashley Benson, Troian Bellisario, Ian Harding, and so on.

OOC INFORMATION

NAME & AGE:  Stacie||30+

PRONOUNS:  She/Her

TIMEZONE: EST.

TRIGGERS:  None need to be added.

OTHER INFORMATION:  Shay will be a sideblog off of Julianne.

RULES PASSWORD: 

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EITM Playlist 8/28/23

Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On | 6:08

BLACKPINK - THE GIRLS | 6:24

Zach Bryan, Lumineers - Spotless | 6:29

BOYS LIKE GIRLS - CRY | 7:06

Marvin Gaye - Come Get To This | 7:37

Foo Fighters - Hearing Voices | 7:52

Foo Fighters - Beyond Me | 7:57

Joe P - Don't Wanna Love U | 8:39

Gregory Alan Isakov - Watchman | 9:08

Clarence Carter - Strokin’ | 9:30

Marvin Gaye - Distant Lover | 9:40

Whitesnake - Here I Go Again | 9:56

Fall Out Boy - So Much (For) Stardust | 10:02

LYELL - Just My Type | 10:33

Ballas Hough Band - Do It For You | 10:58

Greta Van Fleet - Fate Of The Faithful | 11:13

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Brooks Laich

Anonymous asked:

Brooks Laich - ISFJ?

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Who is Tyler Lain? Julianne Hough's Birthday Post Ignited Dating Rumors!

Many of Julianne Hough’s admirers are speculating that Tyler Lain is her boyfriend as a result of their romantic Instagram photos together. Since she finalized her divorce from her NHL player husband Brooks Laich, the Dancing with the Stars judge’s love life has been the subject of media interest. Julianne and Brook were married in July 2017 and, regrettably, separated in May 2020. Let’s find out…

[thornescratch]

[perezhilton]

Next season on Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives?

[mensuited]

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[tessisawriter]

I am so tired of having these convos with other hockey fans bacuse the league and it's players can't play safely and don't want the game to be safe. Thanks for adding what you did to the SN post I had thought about it but I was just soo done this morning.

I hope youre having a lovely day today though and if not that it goes better

I’m assuming you’re talking about Sportsnet...you’re welcome! I’ve seen first-hand just how dangerous Wilson is & how his teammates have been excusing him from the beginning (Brooks Laich said in April 2015 that Wilson hitting Viz was “a good penalty to take”—aka it was good that he targeted a player with a lengthy concussion history so that we’d be down a D-man). What bothers me most is the fact that Barry Trotz is very complicit in this. He’s done such an amazing job with the Isles & I’ll be forever grateful for that, but he encouraged Wilson to play in a dangerous manner (he was the Caps’ coach during the Viz hit & continued until he came to the Isles).

I’m having an okay day, thanks for asking! Hope you have a good one too!!!

[godyeyourhair]

@csykora I just went through Brooks Laich’s insta (that boy posts OFTEN). I can’t believe he’s real, that he’s got ALL THAT ENERGY. That his body looks LIKE THAT. 🥵

Un-freakin-believable