#brooks laich

[thornescratch]

I remember it was... we didn't even know what we were getting ourselves into. Like, they say we were going to shoot a video and then all of a sudden, we're rockstars. Put some makeup on and here we are.

Loving the trend of "various Nicklas Backstrom reaction videos" that the Caps media team is running with of late.

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[perezhilton]

I love that he doesn't give up!

[waspabi]

More Like War Ch. 2

(C.K. Dexter Haven voice) Hello friends and enemies. It’s been a while!

Since this has been a pretty Sema-centric chapter:

Alexander Semin knowing exactly what he is doing to Nicklas Bäckström

Mike Green, service dog in the Alexander Semin cheetah enclosure

Alexander Semin dealing with complex pyschosexual feelings about Alex Ovechkin

Boudreau

Listen. I actually really like Boudreau and think he's a good coach but man has writing this chapter reminded me of my Many Grudges Against Him. Every media quote was an actual quote, with only one having been padded a little. 

Boudreau’s wildly Canadian Hockey Man quote about Nicke’s “toughness”: 

“There’s something that’s ingrained in him,” Boudreau said. “You don’t think of it with Nick because he’s a blond, blue-eyed, Swedish, good-looking young man. But he’s got a toughness that belies all that, a toughness that coaches just love. He’s not going to fight, but he’s tough. I saw him last year where he could barely walk, but he was playing.”

The Red Wings game with the five penalties where only Sema was lambasted? 100% accurate!

Perhaps the best example came in a 3-2 loss to New Jersey at Verizon Center on Nov. 4, when Semin took three offensive-zone penalties, including one for hooking that led to a Devils goal. Afterward, Coach Bruce Boudreau was blunt in saying, "Alexander Semin has been in the league for five years and it’s just dumb penalties.”

Several days later, this reveal:

It’s believed that Semin has been playing through a litany of injuries, which might have something to do with his recent decline in production. He has not recorded a point in three straight games and has not scored a goal in six.

No points in three straight games! Can you imagine. I mean in 08-09 he did very much score at a 1.27 PPG pace (79 points in 62 games) so fair enough!

That CBJ Game

Earlier this week, Coach Bruce Boudreau said he believed the Blue Jackets planned to target Ovechkin by hitting the all-star every time he touched the puck. Columbus Coach Ken Hitchcock confirmed Tuesday that it was indeed his team’s strategy. “Run, chase, hunt down, hit, whatever word you want to use, that would be correct,” Hitchcock told reporters in Columbus. “He’s a very unique player because he gives it and he takes it. He doesn’t whine or cry about getting hit. He has fun in that role because the more you give it to him, the more he gives it back.”

Brooks Laich

Brooks Laich just absolutely could NOT stop hitting it out of the park with horny quotes about Alexander Semin:

It’s almost like God touched him on the shoulder and said, ‘You are wonderfully gifted’.” 

The other part of that quote was taken from Olaf Kolzig. 

“When you see a kid who has more talent than the reigning MVP, you want to see more,” Kolzig says of the 13th player taken in the 2002 draft. “He’s teasing you. The frustrating thing is he hasn’t gotten everything out of his talent. He doesn’t have the intangibles Ovie has. With Ovie there’s accountability. He’s had a bad groin and played through it. Ovie realizes what he has to live up to. So far [Semin] just puts up points.”

Misc.

Sema's weight and body composition played a big role in his injuries. He was hilariously infamous for never doing anything but cardio in the weight room. His weight in the press around this time was something like 209 lbs, but bless him he punctured that illusion real quick in this Russian interview from 2009:

Pretty sure he was, in fact, threatened to gain weight but you ever try to get a cat to do anything?

Cameos in this chapter from...

Nicklas Lidström, the quote unquote "Perfect Human"

Nicke has said he's the toughest defenseman he's ever played against.

Slava Kozlov, an all time pain in the ass (affectionate) whose Red Wings nickname was Grump

(bottom left, with Sergei Fedorov (center) and several of my all time faves)

Dainius Zubrus, who does indeed Look Like That:

He's actually Lithuanian but he did speak Russian and translated for Ovi and Sema in the early years.

And finally, Sema's mouth thing he simply loved to do on the bench, uhhh NSFW!!

[hockeychatstea]

There’s been a few NHLers that date celebrities but mostly only if they’re based in LA or Nashville (Brooks Laich + Julianne Hough, Mike Comrie + Hilary Duff, Carrie Underwood + Mike Fisher and it was rumoured that Kristin Cavallari and Ryan Johansen had a short thing after her divorce)

We're talking more along the line of the a-listers lol

No one in that list is ready a big celebrity ya know 🤷🏼‍♀️

(This is not to be mean to them lol)

[murdereyesnicky]

Oh gods not brooks laich....

[heinzzysset]

Naturschauspiel in Alaska Jedes Jahr im Juli schwimmen Lachse stromaufwärts in den Brooks Falls um ihren Laich abzulegen. Für Bären ist es ein leckerer Festschmaus. Ich habe diese Momente für euch in zwei Bilder festgehalten. 🐾

Anmerkung: Für diese Bilder habe ich keine Fotovorlage verwendet sondern die Szenen in Phrasen definiert und mit der KI berechnet.

Dies und mehr: https://www.deviantart.com/heinz7777

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Julianne Hough congratulates ex-husband Brooks Laich on their engagement

Julianne Hough. Cindy Ord/Getty Images Julianne Hough Reached out to ex-husband Brooks Laich After that and By Katrin Tanja Davidsdottir announced their engagement. “12.16.24 💍🤍♾️ forever feels right with you!” Davíðsdóttir provided a joint caption Instagram Posted on Friday, December 27. Within half an hour, Hough, 36, commented on the post offering his best wishes. “Congrats 💍 I'm so happy for…

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Julianne Hough congratulates ex-husband Brooks Laich on their engagement

Julianne Hough. Cindy Ord/Getty Images Julianne Hough Reached out to ex-husband Brooks Laich After that and By Katrin Tanja Davidsdottir announced their engagement. “12.16.24 💍🤍♾️ forever feels right with you!” Davíðsdóttir provided a joint caption Instagram Posted on Friday, December 27. Within half an hour, Hough, 36, commented on the post offering his best wishes. “Congrats 💍 I'm so happy for…

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Julianne Hough congratulates ex-husband Brooks Laich on their engagement

Julianne Hough. Cindy Ord/Getty Images Julianne Hough Reached out to ex-husband Brooks Laich After that and By Katrin Tanja Davidsdottir announced their engagement. “12.16.24 💍🤍♾️ forever feels right with you!” Davíðsdóttir provided a joint caption Instagram Posted on Friday, December 27. Within half an hour, Hough, 36, commented on the post offering his best wishes. “Congrats 💍 I'm so happy for…

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Julianne Hough opens up heart to ex, Brooks Laich moving on

Julianne Hough filed for divorce from her ex-husband, Brooks Laich, on November 2, 2020 Julianne Hough opens up heart to ex, Brooks Laich moving on Julianne Hough is happy for her ex-husband, Brooks Laich. The American Dancing With the Stars co-host reached out to her former partner after he announced his engagement to Katrin Tanja Davidsdottir, and congratulated him. In the joint post uploaded…

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Julianne Hough is dancing with joy for her ex Brooks Laich. The Dancing With the Stars host had nothing but kind words for the former hockey player—who she was married to from 2017 until 2022—after he got engaged to CrossFit athlete Katrín Tanja Davíðsdóttir on Dec. 16. "Congratulations," she wrote in the comments section of the couple's engagement announcement on Instagram Dec. 27. "I'm so happy for you both as you step into this beautiful new chapter together." The 36-year-old added, "Wishing you both a lifetime of love, laughter, and endless adventures." But this isn't the first time Julianne crossed paths with her former husband and his new love. After all, she previously ran into the couple—who went public with their romance in 2021—at a wedding. "It was so beautiful," Julianne recalled of the encounter during a September episode of The Jamie Kern Lima Show podcast. "I'm in this place where I now feel like I’m just beginning with so much wisdom, with so much insight, with so much empathy and understanding of what’s possible." https://akns-images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20241127/rs_1200x1200-241227163623-julianne-hough-brooks-laich-katrin.jpg?fit=around%7C1080:1080&output-quality=90&crop=1080:1080;center,top 2024-12-28 00:41:25

[perezhilton]

Julianne Hough seems like A LOT to be with! Details here!

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WELCOME, STACIE!

You have been accepted for MULTIPLE ROLES! You have TWENTY-FOUR hours to make the account and send it in. Be sure to follow EVERYONE on the follow list!

YOUR CELEBRITY

CELEBRITY NAME:  Julianne Alexandra Hough

AGE & BIRTHDATE: July 20, 1988, 35.

MARITAL STATUS: Single

CHILDREN:  None

OTHER INFORMATION:  She is divorced from Brooks Laich.

WANTED CONNECTIONS:  Anyone she has worked with over the years, her DWTS family, and any of her friends.

OOC INFORMATION

NAME & AGE:  Stacie || 30+

PRONOUNS:  She/Her

TIMEZONE:  EST

TRIGGERS: None that I need to have added.

OTHER INFORMATION:  I am usually around on Discord if you cannot catch me on the dash. Also I am switching my Blake reserve for Julianne.

YOUR CELEBRITY

CELEBRITY NAME: Shannon Ashley Garcia (Shay) Mitchell.

AGE & BIRTHDATE:  April 10, 1987, 36.

MARITAL STATUS: Single.

CHILDREN:  None.

OTHER INFORMATION:  I am not bringing in her daughters to the group, as much as I love them, I want to concentrate on her business adventures and other things in which she is doing.

WANTED CONNECTIONS:  Anyone she has worked with over the years, Ashley Benson, Troian Bellisario, Ian Harding, and so on.

OOC INFORMATION

NAME & AGE:  Stacie||30+

PRONOUNS:  She/Her

TIMEZONE: EST.

TRIGGERS:  None need to be added.

OTHER INFORMATION:  Shay will be a sideblog off of Julianne.

RULES PASSWORD: 

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