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I'm home and I've got gifts for everybody.
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Waiting two hours for a pizza to come should never happen. Never.
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Bridget Mayer
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I’m not really sure what happened all I know is that I smoked out my dorm trying make dinner so the fireman bought me McDonalds. To this day I wave at all firemen because that was a very nice thing to do.
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Why is it that September always seems to fly by? It feels like school just started yesterday but next week is already October and Halloween is just around the corner. Time to start preparing.
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Alright, gentlemen. The time has come for one of the most important pass times that this great, beautiful country has to offer us... Fantasy Football. So let’s make our wagers.
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It’s September, I shouldn’t be sweating when I’m going to bed.
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I don’t know about you, but I’ve thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a kid.
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You can go ahead and be the one to get those cookies out of that oven because the last time I went near an oven I burned my arm and I’m not about to go through that again. But I really want those cookies so you should definitely be the one to get them out.
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I feel like a middle aged man. I pee like sixteen times an hour, it's getting problematic.
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The Louboutin Lipstick Collection is literally to die for. I may be crazy for planning to spend that much money on a lipstick but I can already bet it’ll be well worth it.
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“Why do I always imagine the dorms to look even more decked out the more you move up grades...this looks just the same as Freshman year...”
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I have to confess, I’ve been at this school for over a year and still have no idea how to check my mail.
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I don’t know why I ever stopped yelling at teenagers through my xbox.
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A new store downtown was giving out free bags of goodies, but I don’t really know if this blue lipstick is really my color.
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It’s Sunday and all I want to do today is eat pizza and do absolutely nothing all day but my favourite pizza place’s website is down and the girl on the other end of the phone is a moron. I hate unnecessary stress in my life.
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