#broo give him back his heart

[prettybluebro]

[mlyscha]

↳ NO KISS, NO LIFE! ⭑

𝓼ynopsis. can your boyfriend resist your lips from getting kissed? 𝓹airing. enha!member x female!reader 𝓰enre. fluff, trendy 𝔀arnings. curse words, not proofread, english is not my 1st language. 𝔀𝓬. 2k+ 𝓶asterlist.

♡ 𝓪melie's 𝓷ote: first time writing here! leave a comment about your thoughts! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) also, when i was writing riki's part broo it was awkward because i wanted so bad to explain how both of you were supposed to be cuddling but ended up like trash i am so sad rn

― 𝓱eeseung: you were the one who lost.

"babe," you walked up at him while he was chilling on the sofa, seeing the opportunity to sit on his lap and try this new couple trend. "yes, baby?" when he saw you getting this close to him, he immediately threw his phone to the side and placed his hands on your hips; looking at you with those big heart eyes. "can we try something?" you heard him hum, like he was pondering if he would agree with your propose ― he surely will. "sure." his nonchalant expression made you squint your eyes, like a challenge has begun: you had to annoy him at all cost.

you quickly began to approximate your face to his, making sure your lips were just a few inches away from getting kissed. then, you whispered against his lips: "who kisses first...? let's see." you let that mischievous grin spread across your lips as you moved your face away from his, sitting on his lap with a straight posture. meanwhile, heeseung were just observing you with a teasingly smirk. "are you planning to make a move to make me kiss you?" he shook his head, but that didn't change anything. "is that so?" he nodded his head this time, still holding that smirk you already wanted to kiss off of his lips. gently, heeseung moved his hands from you hip to caress your hair, watching how fast you melted under his touch.

vulnerability is not something you would like to show to your opponent, and heeseung knew that. with that, after a few seconds getting petted, you simply accepted his sweet action and laid on his chest while sitting on his lap ― like you would normally do. you were so comfortable like you were home, that you kind of forget what both of you were challenging each other about, making you, unconsciously, peck his lips; like muscle memory.

before you could even process your defeat, your stupid boyfriend were already smirking and giggling. "loser..." he whispers against your pouty lips, giving you a kiss of pity.

― 𝓳ongseong: loses just to make you happy.

okay, let me explain: he isn't really that type of partner who enjoys to be competitive against someone he loves, like you. i mean, he is competitive, usually against the members, but he knew that making you win this silly challenge would make you very proud of yourself, and later, jongseong would be okay with dealing with your teases.

jongseong was downstairs making himself something to eat in the middle of the night since he got hungry while cuddling you. feeling a sense of warmth loss, you went downstairs when subtle noises were heard in the kitchen. "what are you doing here?" jongseong felt your arms around his waist and heard your raspy voice after awoken from your sleep. "go back to sleep, sweetheart." he turned to give you a forehead kiss and took a minute to pull you onto his arms. "want me to put you back to bed? maybe give you some snuggles and kisses-" "i would like that." you interrupted him. "yeah? so my rameyeon can wait, right?" he felt your head nod, making him giggle a little. jongseong followed you upstairs back to your shared room, and you immediately got under the covers and he also followed your action.

when your boyfriend was just about to pull you closer to him to cuddle, you asked him if he would be down for a midnight challenge. "i don't think i'm in the mood for your games," you saw his beautiful smile under the moonlight, and just like an infectious plague, you smiled back to him. "i don't care," you turned your body to look at him. "the first one who kisses, loses." you squinted your eyes at him when you saw his amused smirk. "what's up with that smile?" "you are so silly, y'know that?" you scoffed, amused as well.

for a subtle long minutes both of you were just looking at each other, like a staring contest and like the no kiss challenge was forgotten. however, when you were just about to close your tired eyelids, you felt a peck strike you lips, and with the sudden feel your eyes went widen. "you lost?!" "i guess i did." and he would just shrug while watching your face lighten up and the corner of your lips go up. "couldn't resist me for a single second." your sarcastic ― slash, mockingly ― tone was heard. with that, he knew the next day would be a pain and his friends would be teasing him all week about his weakness; but he couldn't care less.

― 𝓳aeyun: the "screw this stupid challenge!" type.

jaeyun is probably the clingiest boys out of the seven others, and you wisely know about that. his clinginess is one of the main reasons for you to try this challenge ― which you wanted to try with your boyfriend right after coming across it on tiktok.

"babyyyy~" you called out for him and you heard him answering upstairs. "come down here!" this time steps were heard and a smirk unconsciously appeared across your lips. "what is it, baby?" he threw a towel he was using to dry his face after shaving on the sofa's armrest and laid beside you, placing a quick smack on your lips right after laying his eyes on you. "i have a challenge for you," yeah, a challenge for him. a question mark laid on his head, so you just chuckled and explained how the things would go. "no!" "yes!" "baby, nooo~, i don't want to stop kissing you..." he whined while snuggling his head against your neck. "baby, it'll be quick, i promise," and yeah, it'll be very quick.

what you thought could be quick, you weren't expecting it to be a speed run: right after setting a countdown and then whispering "go", you weren't prepared for being kissed after exactly six (6) seconds. "damn! wait at least a minute, boy!" you whined, mocking him. "okay, then wait, sit straight, you are too irresistible laying here with me, sweets." hearing his request, you sat straight on the sofa while staring deep into his eyes, and jaeyun's discreet grins were that hidden from being seen, which was cute and amusing.

"y/n, you said it'll be quick, what's taking so loooong...?"he started to whine after just a minute later. "i don't know, you tell me." "you're teasing me," "am i?" you heard your boyfriend sighing, like he was impatient. oh, oh... "i don't care if you actually are, i don't care!" he suddenly attacks your lips with a smooch and then it began to switch to a passionate kiss ― consider you are pinned down against the sofa. "i hate you," "no, you don't," "yeah, i don't."

― 𝓼unghoon: shy, shy, shy, no loser, just shyness.

sunghoon is very comfortable with you, however, this situation is kind of new for him. i mean, not challenges, but the purposes of this challenge you were asking him for both of you to try. it was simple and harmless: just try not to kiss each other, how sweet! but oh boy, this grown up man was feeling a mix of giddiness and coyness, which made you feel so lucky for having him.

sitting on your shared bed, you had just asked him to try this couple trend that has been viral on tiktok, and sunghoon could've said no, but he didn't; giving you a hesitant subtle nod, making you even chuckle a little. having the chance of watching sunghoon's coy smile was priceless, and just to make him more nervous, you couldn't help but tease him. remember when i said both of you were sitting on bed? you may have moved to sit beside him, and let me tell you, your boyfriend shuddered. "are you scared of me?" you pouted and your sweet voice hit his ears, making him turn his head to look at you ― which he kind of regrets doing so after seeing your big eyes just looking up at him, pleading for a big fat kiss. "no..." he would simply wave off your tease. "okay... are you scared of me trying to kiss you or something?" "no." he quickly answered, reassuring you that he couldn't be giving more fucks about you kissing him; either the other way around.

sunghoon's mind was a blur of thoughts which were surrounding the urge of kissing you. "i can see your little smile," you whispered, commenting while trying to hide that big grin threatening to spread across your lips. "you want me to kiss you, pretty boy?" and you saw that cute shy side eye he just gave you, like he was screaming "yes!!!!!!!"; still, you wanted words. "yes?" your flustered boyfriend slowly began to give in, nodding, ― that will do, you thought to yourself ― and consider his lips were cutely displayed in a thin line. but! the moment you cupped his cheeks, his lips were already facing you, desperate to meet yours. however, you amusingly and playfully pretended to be hesitant, teasing him and testing his limits. "you are not losing shit if you're about to kiss me, come here," and in the end he finally talked, shutting your mouth before you could even laugh at his confident sentence.

― 𝓼unoo: the giggly one.

even though sunoo is the sweetest and clingiest in the relationship, he told himself he couldn't lose, but agreeing that if you were getting pouty, a million kisses were being pressed against your lips ― all of that because he knew, deep inside, he wouldn't actually be able to resist you. "okay, let's start," you spoke up, laying beside him on bed. "wait, before we start, the loser is going to be punished or something?" he hesitantly asked, but you shook your head. "unless you want to..." you shrugged but sunoo immediately shook his head frenetically with a big grin, making you laugh.

"you know, the games has already started," "i know." "and you can kiss me whenever you want, you know..." you teased, watching him purse his lips while looking at yours, really trying to hold himself from kissing your whole entire face. you always knew your boyfriend were the cutest, the most beautiful and perfect man on this earth, and that triggered you the moment the game started. that was a weak movement, making you feel the urge to kiss him asap. watching him unconsciously pout as he got a few inches closer from your lips was really testing your patient issues ― no offense.

you could hear his discreet giggles, exposed by his cute grin. your heart was hurting and the urge to kiss him burning. you loved his giggles, his smile, his rosy cheeks, his plump hydrated lips, just everything was tempting! that was the moment you realised: you couldn't do this anymore. "ugh, i can't do this anymore!" sunoo felt his lips being smooched by yours, and he was feeling completed after two (2) long minutes. "that was supposed to be my line!" he whined after pushing away from the kiss. you chuckled at his whine, but couldn't get enough, shutting his mouth with a kiss again.

― 𝓳ungwon: teases you but ends up losing.

jungwon would be the type who thinks like: can we just finish this? i don't care, you're silly lol. with that, while he was helping you to get ready for a date night out with him, you decided to come up with this challenge for him; stating that if he loses the dress you wanted to wear was the chosen one ― since both of you were having different opinions on that.

"you should wear the purple one," you rolled your eyes at him, holding his shoulders as you tried to get him serious after you just talked about this challenge. "the challenge will be choosing the dress for today: the purple one or the red one." "okay," he grinned. "but i still think the purple one is prettier." shrugging, jungwon hugged your waist while trying to get you softer with him. "do you think i can win this?" "no." you replied, making him pout. in the start he was serious, not even flinching. your boyfriend was really looking deep in your eyes.

however, as the seconds passed by he began to grow impatient. he realised this no kiss contest wasn't a wise idea when the clock was tickling and the time passing by. growing even more impatient and trying to ease this weird brief moment of silence, he tried to make you lose by teasing you: simply moving his face closer, trying to hold his laugh as he got to watch your serious impatient face expression and some other details which screams JUNGWON!!!

suddenly your lips were kissed and jungwon's screams: "this was so hard! okay... red dress wins." "yes! you're weak, yang jungwon." you commented, teasing him. "i am not! i am a man who wants to make my beloved girlfriend happy and- and we're getting late uh- just wear your dress." and you could tell he was annoyed by your tease. "you're gonna look amazing wearing both of them anyway." and this is the time where you blush and he laughs at you ― like he was having his sweet revenge. "you're weak, y/n!" "shut up!"

― 𝓻iki: tricks you and then blames you.

woah, i might have made you scared when i described riki's part like he was going to trick you and then blame you for something he caused, but don't worry! here's the thing: riki would make you think that he didn't want to play your games and make you kiss him - with a certain consent. but then when you tell him he lost, he would start to deny, blaming you for being this pretty.

"when did you came up with this stupid idea of a challenge? you know you can't stay even a minute without kissing me." he would tease you while his brows went up and down. "you're an idiot," you rolled your eyes at him. good to mention is that both of you were cuddling on bed at riki's family house, and you were placed at his side while his right arm was placed around your shoulder, comfortably. "okay, sure, let's try this stupid challenge your goofy just came up with." he shrugged, letting go of you and sitting on bed with his legs crossed. "sit here and we can see you lose." your boyfriend gave the empty spot on the bed a nod, and you sat across him after a deep annoyed sigh. "you are preparing yourself too much, don't you think you're the one losing here?" "no," yes. "i am just making you feel more comfortable, because-" "blah blah blah, stop this yapping session, the game starts know." "how bossy of you, my lady." "shut the fuck up." "that's not nice, my lady." "oh my god, shut the fu-"

fifteen minutes. fifteen long minutes. riki wasn't giving up, even when you teased him a few times by brushing your lips against his cheek or giving him a eskimo kiss. "okay, hear me out, honey bun," he cleared his throat, sitting on bed with a straight posture this time. "can we kiss each other without having a loser? like, i kiss- i mean, we kiss, and then, um... we just return to the part where we were cuddling, yeah?" "are you getting impatient?" you teased him, squinting your eyes when you realised he was getting closer and cupping your cheeks. "no! i mean, yeah, no! i am not, i'm just- like, asking..." his pouty lips softened your heart a little. "okay... why though?" "just- yes or no?" "yes or no what?" "tsk, do you agree with us kissing and no loser then?" you thought for a second, humming right after. "okay, so, no losers yeah?" "mhm..." and then he immediately kisses you, without even hesitating.

after riki gave you a goooood and looooong kiss, he pulled away and he knew he was done when you gave him that mischievous grin, growing into a smirk. "wait, baby, no- we agreed with this-" "LOSER!" "ugh..."

© 𝓪𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐢𝓮, 𝗺𝗹𝘆𝘀𝗰𝗵𝗮 𝗌𝓽𝓾𝖽𝗂𝗈𝓼. ⋆

[ell-does-stuff]

MAKING A BIG OL POST OF EVERYTHING I GOTTA SAY ABOUT THE NEW SPOOKY MONTH BECAUSE HOLY SHITTTT THERES A LOT

‼️‼️SPOILERS OBVIOUSLY‼️‼️

THE THIEVES ARE BACK WOOOOOOOO!! IVE MISSED THEM SM

also eepy lila

while gathering images for this ive noticed that the "pile of dexter" as im calling it is staring at the thieves the whole time they're in the attic (specifically fat thief)

is he somehow still alive???? just possessing a pile of dead doll????????

so cool to see the big ass spider get some actual relevance!! def gonna be important next episode for sure

ROSS'S DAD!!!!!!!!

also jaune is so pretty with her hair down like omggg... love to see her being such a supportive friend to lila as well

"are you throwing away dad's stuff mom?" WAAAAAA MY POOR BABYYY IM GONNA CRYYY

HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN HI KEVIN

theyre so me

DEXTERRRRJRJRJRHSHSHDBBDBSB!!+!!!!!(!!

"this cat looks sick im taking it to the vet" BULLSHIT i know what you are. 👁️👁️

DEXTER'S MOM!?!?????!?!?!?!?!!!??? i had no idea she would ever show up like wow i did not expect to see her at all

poor little babies and their lack of parents

ok sorry ik im joking here but MAN this scene made me feel bad 😭😭😭

THE FUCK.

pretty sure this dude is the same guy as the "costume bob" in the last episode??? i felt bad for him last time but here he seems like kind of a pathetic and weird ass man ngl lol

RADFORRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!(!!(;+;!;(;;(;??;(;;!!(+!!++!(++!

HES SUCH A GOD DAMN SILLY NERD MAN LIKEEEEE "he even sounds like he does in the movies!!!!!!" BROOOO I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMMM DJJDGWHDHSHFH

he is EXACTLY how i pictured he would be!! my brain is not gonna shut up about him for the next few days i just know it HAHAHAH

also my caramelpopcorn (thats their ship name right?? or was it candycorn??? i forgor lol) heart is completely full, i loved actually seeing him and kevin canonically interact, they are perfect <3

HES IN THE CANDY CLUB OUTFIRTBD RJSHNF EBDJFBSBDJC EJDUFBEBW DKXN SCUEBFNFBRJSJCJCHDB!!!!(!!!!!;+;(;!!(+!!

"im... uh... like an uncle!!" "i just wanna help the children..." BROO??? feeling kinda bad for frank rn, these are like the only kids he genuinely cares about and hes being turned away from em

ik hes a shady guy but STILL

GREGOR LOOKS SO GOOFY DOING THE DANCE JDBDHSHFHD LIKE WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THATTTTT

also i made this gif myself yall better like it

aaaaaaaaaand dexter's mom is dead.

like son like mother i guess 💀

love how ignacio's door has small little boards on it from when they bashed it with a hammer HAHAHHA

also, looking at the inside of ignacio's house, is that john's family on the little table there???

one of the images in the arg gives a better look at this, but i had no idea it was in IGNACIO'S HOUSE of all places. why does he have that??? and right by the gun too.... what is this silly cult man planning......

(the arg image in question if yall were wondering)

"we understand you" "we're here for you dude" "thank you guys, i just wish things weren't so..." HATZGANG FRIENDSHIP WAAAAA!!!!!

also ROY HAS BEEN THROUGH SHIT MY POOR GUYYYY i wanna hug him mannnn 🥺

IMAGE LIMIT IS KILLING ME SO IM GONNA REBLOG THIS WITH MORE SHIT TO SAY BECAUSE I AM NOT DONE MANNN‼️‼️‼️‼️

[the-kr8tor]

THANK WHATEVER GOD IS LISTENING WE GOT EXTENSIONS ON ASSIGNMENTS. I GET ONE LAST CHANCE. (Storm has been insane in my area the internet cuts out a lot atp) Daily Hobie HC! Yk how Hobie's practically a cat? Well zombie Hobie's practically a mindless puppy (Think of german shepherd puppy when their ears are starting to come up, but still floppy) Ever since Hobie got infected, you had to bind his hands and muzzle him just to ensure your safety, seeing as he wasn't fully capable of his zombie urges. At random times while limply following you around, he'll suddenly lunge at you, with his muzzle grazing your neck as he buried his face into your neck, a way of apologizing. Hobie likes to wander around the bunker, following you with wide, cloudy eyes and a tilt of his head. Every time you touched him cupping his face or massaging his wrists underneath the bindings, he closed his eyes in appreciation, leaning into your touch. Many times he has used the bindings to his advantage, looping you through his arms, hands bound, and clinging onto you, his head resting on top of your own. While you were stealthy in the wilderness, Hobie was a little more carefree, wandering around but still keeping close to you, the love of his life. Hobie would crouch down and grab shiny or useful things off the ground with his lanky fingers, immediately bringing it back to you with a smile underneath the muzzle. You always took his shiny gifts, pocketing them to put them in the small gift box you had scavenged. Hobie watched as you stumbled into an old convenience store, trailing behind you with a curious gaze. His eyes flitted over to the shelves, seeing some rations he could possibly examine to check if they were in good shape or not. Hobie bumped into you with a muffled hum, wanting you to take off the bindings. You gently undid them, not wanting to give his dead skin rope burn, even if it literally didn't matter. Hobie placed his version of a kiss on your forehead, which was holding two fingers to his lips against the muzzle, and tapping it against your forehead. You still found it heartwarmingly sweet that he would do so much just to make sure you didn't get infected. He continued to look around, examining the canned food and being as quiet as possible. The haul wasn't that big at the end, but it was better than nothing. Besides, you found some scrap metal you could possibly meld to patch up weapons. You hand completely forgotten that Hobie's binds were off, the rope wrapped loosely around your wrist as you walked with the backpack on your back. One of your hands were keeping the pack up on your back, holding the strap. The other was hanging limply, prompting Hobie to hold it and walk back to the bunker with you, a little skip in his step at how happy and loving his barely functioning brain was towards you. Hopefully...you can bring him back some day. -🐦‍⬛

Yay! More time to do all those assignments :) take care, angel!

Daily Hobie HC ❤️❤️❤️

Gasp! Zombie au my beloved?!!

This reminds me of warm bodies in a way!

I can imagine him going "my bad :(" when he lunges at you when his urges kicks in but in a garbled zombie talk

He follows r around 😭😭😭 he misses them so bad even though they're in the same room as him 😭

The cloudy eyes detail made my heart ache 😭😞 poor Hobie

I love that he's still holding onto his humanity by clinging close to you 🥺

Broo I've got an image in my head of R just yapping at hobie in the bunker and secretly wishing that he'll answer back one day 😭😭

HE HOLDS YOUR HAND 😭 HE'S SO SWEET THAT CURE BETTER GET THERE QUICK

[thevestigeofvanillaan]

Broo mysterion making insecure reader feel better about themself is all I need rn

eheheHAHAHAHAHH IM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS REQUEST.

i've been meaning to write about mysterion ;).

like mysterion would see you walking in the streets with your backpack on and your books hugged in your arms.

you were just walking home from school, and mysterion had specifically been watching over you these last few days.

he's seen you get bullied in the halls, shoved to the ground even.. but he couldn't do anything about it when he was just.. kenny.

he decides he's going to go walk with you when he sees a group of college seniors all drunk up ahead about to walk past you.

"hey." he introduces and you're slightly confused.

"do i know you?" you ask. of course you knew who mysterion was.. but for him to talk to you so casually was alarming, and frightening.

mysterion chuckles, "no, but you could."

"oh really?" you say more like a statement and you look to the upcoming boys who are already giving you looks.

"loser." "you should leave campus.. forever!" "haha nice one!" they boys would have a laugh and high five as they walk past.

"whats your problem, dorks?" mysterion asks and their expressions grow pale and scared.

you swear you heard one of them gulp and stutter "nothing, mysterion.."

"yeah man, come on.. it was only a joke." one of the guys say, trying to reason with him.

"it's not funny, boys.." mysterion chuckles at his own thought, "i see you fools doing this joke again, the only joke there'll be is the story of how you got concussed." he laughs louder after hearing it aloud and turns to walk with you again.

"woah, way to make someone your bitch mr. tuff guy." you jokingly roll your eyes. "thank you, though."

he says only nothing and there's a minute or two of silence as you two walk side by side before he breaks it.

"why do people harass you so much?" he asks.

you tut. "because i'm.. me?" you move your arms to emphasize yourself.

"so? what's so bad about you?"

"i don't know.. people tell me i'm weird or i'm an outcast. guess i'm just different." you shrug.

"different is good.. here at least because everyone here sucks." mysterion reasons and you giggle softly.

the two of you decide to take a break from walking at this small bridge above a green lake.

"but i don't want to be different. if it means fitting in then i'll 'suck' too."

he closed mouth smiles at you and that makes your cheeks warm, "you have beautiful eyes."

"..really?"

"sure do. and you've got the prettiest color of hair." mysterion leans against the top of the little rails on the bridge and swings one of his feet beneath him, looking down at the pond. "you got good style, and you're smart.." he drowns out and you're just staring blankly at the side of his head.

you could swear there's hearts in your eyes that probably glow from a mile away but you can't help but smile and bite your lip softly at his comments. he looks back to you and you smile at him. "who are you.." you ask in a soft voice and he moves in front of you, looking down at you.

"mysterion." he smirks and you giggle.

"okay 'mysterion'.." you roll your eyes. "can you kiss me?"

he leans in closer, "i don't know, can i?"

and at that, you press your lips to his, smiling into the peck that turns into longer more meaningful kisses.

the two of you separate and the way he looked at you made you feel so secure and.. confident.

"some day i'll find out who you really are."

[whenihaveyouromione]

When I Have You - Chapter 101

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Chapter 101

Rose’s smile filled Ron with so much joy. It was something he was unable to find the right words for. It was just a feeling that made his heart swell and for him to feel things that he didn’t even know he was capable of feeling. 

Over the years, Hermione had already pushed those boundaries, his love for her growing every day. But Rose… Rose had completely broken down and disintegrated all those barriers of what he thought he could feel. She’d completely and utterly changed the definition of love for him from the moment she’d entered this world.

And every day, it was something new. Every day, she’d grow and change. She’d do something they hadn’t seen before, learn a new skill. At three-and-a-half months old, she was already showing that she was desperate to be on the move. She wriggled and rolled so much now it was almost difficult to keep up with her. She’d be in one place one moment, and then the next she’d be at the other end of the room. 

“She’s going to start crawling soon,” Hermione had said one afternoon as they watched her attempt to wriggle herself towards a toy. There was a brief moment where it looked as if she was trying to push herself onto her knees. 

“No, she’s far too little,” Ron had answered, ignoring what he was seeing with his own eyes. 

There was a baby book Hermione kept in the living room, picking it up every so often to refer to one thing or another. She did that then, flipping to a page. “Well, it says here they can start crawling from as young as four months.”

Ron watched his daughter, feeling a mix of pride and worry. He was thrilled to see that she was thriving. She was such a happy baby, she ate well, she was active. Sleep was still an issue, but nothing out of the ordinary, he thought. At the same time, the last three and a half months had been the best of his life, and the fastest. He’d watched his nieces and nephew grow, watched how big they’d gotten. James really did crawl around now at tenth months old and he got into everything. Ron had witnessed with his own eyes how nothing in Harry and Ginny’s house was safe from his curious little hands. 

But James hadn’t crawled until a month ago. He’d been perfectly stationary and happy to be so. 

Rose could at least give them a few more months. 

Now, he watched her on her play mat by the breakfast table as he made himself a coffee. She’d long since grown unsatisfied with the restraints of the bouncer that kept her safe, insisting that they put her on the ground.

She smiled at one of the many toys she’d collected in the two weeks since her dad had started working at the joke shop. It moved around the floor, singing, and she turned on her tummy, following it with her eyes. 

Her little face warmed him more than any coffee could and he smiled, watching her.

“You’ll make a great Quidditch player one day, Rosie,” he said. 

At the mention of her name (or the sound of his voice, Ron hadn’t quite worked it out), her eyes drifted towards him, grin widening. 

“Maybe I can teach you how to play young. That way, when you get to Hogwarts you’ll be a superstar.” He smiled at the thought, though he was disinclined to think too far into the future considering he was already bothered by the fact that the first three and a bit months with her were already over. But he’d be incredibly proud if his little girl was to make the Quidditch team in her first year. No one had done that since Harry. 

Rose’s attention drifted back to the toy.

“On second thoughts,” he said, “you’ll probably do much better if your Aunt Ginny was to teach you. You’d probably get free lessons and have much better success.”

The thought of his daughter being a great Quidditch player in the future brought another smile to his lips. She was part Weasley, which meant she’d probably be decent, though she’d unfortunately lucked out in the area of having him for her dad. Aside from Percy, who flat out refused to get on a broom, he was probably the least skilled of all his siblings. Hermione insisted he was good and he just let his lack of confidence get in the way, but Ron knew that wasn’t entirely true. 

Part of being a great Quidditch player meant you needed to have a lot of confidence. And he didn’t.

James, Ron thought, would walk his way onto the team when his time came. And with any luck, Rosie would not inherit Ron’s lack of confidence and join her cousin (or play against him if that were to be the case). 

But he had many years to go before that happened and Ron hoped that time would just slow down a little so his wish didn’t come into fruition too quickly. 

She was perfectly happy to play on the floor of their kitchen for the time being. 

His watch said ten minutes to five o’clock, which meant Hermione would be home in about twenty. Over the few weeks that Ron had been with Rose and Hermione had been at the Ministry, she’d made a big effort to get home on time. Ron had joked at the time, telling her that she just didn’t trust him to take care of Rose without her supervision. Though, he knew it was more because she didn’t want to miss any time with Rose. 

She was incredible, and Ron made a point of telling her that when he could. She seemed so on top of managing parenthood and working and he admired her for it. She gave Rose so much time and attention when at home, and gave her all to her job between nine and five, five days a week. 

How she did it, he’d never know. 

Ron’s eyes flicked to Rose again, who was still being entertained by the toy. “I think she’ll be surprised to see us home early today,” he commented to his daughter (who he was well aware could not respond to him). 

After working tirelessly for two weeks at the shop, he’d — for the first time — taken advantage of being the boss and left at four-thirty. Oswald was proving to be a reliable employee and Ron trusted him and the other girl — Isla — to set up for the weekend. 

It gave himself time to actually sit down, drink a cup of coffee, and it gave Rose some additional time to move. 

And then Hermione would come home and they’d need to get ready for dinner with Harry and Ginny. What had once been a common gathering had dropped off significantly since they each had children. These days, it was all about routine and being home in time for bed. 

He savoured the coffee, drinking it in small sips and reheating it with his wand whenever it got too cold. 

He’d just about finished when he heard Hermione arrive via the Floo. He was hoping to surprise her, but there was no way she would not have heard the loud squeal of delight from Rose as the toy nudged her nose.

“Ron?”

“Nice one, Rosie,” Ron said cheerfully. “Remind me not to take you to any surprise parties. In the kitchen!” he called.

A moment later, Hermione came into the kitchen, her eyes flittering from Ron to Rose on the floor. “You’re home,” she said, sounding surprised.

“Yes,” Ron said brightly. “The benefit of being the boss, right?” He grinned as she came over to kiss him. 

Her mouth turned up into a small smile. “Yes, very. How was your day?”

Ron shrugged. “Busy. Never isn’t busy. You’d think people would get sick of buying stuff, but nope. Seamus came in today.”

“Oh, that would have been nice,” Hermione answered. “It must be getting close to the baby being born now.”

“Yeah,” Ron said. “Seamus said only a few more weeks.”

“That’s so exciting.” But Hermione didn’t sound excited. She frowned, and Ron realised her attention wasn’t on him. 

“What is it?” Ron asked. 

Hermione jumped, looking back at him. “Oh, nothing, I just… it’s funny that you ran into Seamus today, and he’s about to have a baby…”

“Why?” Ron questioned, confused as to where she was going with this. He didn’t think it was funny that Seamus had come into the shop, or that he was about to become a dad. 

“Well… did you ever hear that Malfoy had a baby?”

For a moment Ron didn’t speak, but then he said, “What?”

“Last November,” Hermione said. “Before Rose. And he never said anything. I mean… we don’t exactly talk, but he didn’t even mention it or anything. Never asked for time off…”

Ron shrugged. “Did you ask?”

“No. I didn’t even know. Not until today, when he mentioned his son in passing. Said that was why he was late. ‘Sorry, my son was sick.’ And that was it.”

Ron shrugged again. “How’d you know it was last November?”

“Because Maia asked him and he told her. I overheard. It just seems strange, doesn’t it? That he didn’t even bother to mention that his wife had a baby. Or didn’t ask for any time off? Wouldn’t he want to spend time with his child?”

At that, Ron laughed. “It’s Malfoy you’re talking about, Hermione. He’s probably hired someone to look after the kid and goes about his business like it doesn’t exist. Isn’t that what Malfoy’s parents did with him? The saddest part in all this is that our Rosie is going to have to put up with a Malfoy when she goes to Hogwarts. He’ll be in her classes and everything.”

Hermione didn’t speak for a moment, apparently incredibly bothered by the fact that Malfoy didn’t feel the need to tell her about his own child. If Ron was being honest, he didn’t actually blame Malfoy. Why would he? It wasn’t like she had told him anything about Rose. 

“Come on,” Ron said, “let’s get ready for this dinner and talk about kids we actually care about.”

Hermione seemed to snap out of whatever she was thinking, smiling again. “You know,” she began, “tonight just might take today’s baby count up to three.”

“What do you mean?” Ron said quickly, worried. He tried to do a quick calculation in his head, but nothing came to him. Hermione couldn’t be pregnant again, could she? It had taken them forever to get Rose. And he loved her with all his heart, but he wasn’t quite ready for another kid. Not now. “Are you —” he said, hesitant.

“What?” Hermione almost laughed. “No!” She laughed again. “No, I was talking about Harry and Ginny.”

“What?”

Hermione shrugged. “Well, last year, Ginny was talking about her return to Quidditch this year. She was incredibly excited about going back. She is meant to be going back in March, and March is only a few weeks away. She hasn’t gone to a single training session. She hasn’t been away… only one thing kept her away from Quidditch last time, and that was James.”

For a moment, Ron stared at her, his mouth slightly open. Then he shook his head, partly impressed at how perceptive Hermione was and how ridiculous her comment sounded. She was right, of course. Ginny hadn’t made mention once this year about going back to playing Quidditch, when last year it was all she talked about. She hadn’t been to any practices and Harry hadn’t said anything about her being away. Ron knew that he would have, if she had, because he would have been left looking after James on his own.

But, she couldn’t be pregnant again. 

“James is only ten months old,” he blurted out. 

Hermione shrugged. “You and Ginny aren’t that far apart in age,” she reminded him. “It’s possible.”

“Yes, but…” 

“Well, I could be wrong,” Hermione said. 

“But you don’t think so?” Ron replied. He glanced back down at Rose, imagining her at James’ age. She was already showing signs of wanting to move more and the thought of having another baby so soon almost horrified him. He adored his daughter, but he was happy with just her. At least for the time being. A very long time being, he thought. 

Hermione seemed to know what he was thinking, for she said, a smile on her face, “Don’t worry, if that’s the case, I’m not going to get any ideas for us.”

Ron looked back at her. “Thank Merlin.”

Hermione laughed.

“Well, I suppose we should go over then. Let them break the news to us…”

Hermione bent down to pick up Rose. “Hello, sweetheart,” she said, kissing Rose’s cheek. “Did you have a good day today?”

“As always,” Ron replied. “She flashes a smile and the customers just hand over their money.”

“So, you’re using her as a sales pitch, then?”

“No. They just see her and they can’t resist.” 

Hermione bit back a smile, which meant she wasn’t too upset by it. “When did you last change her? Maybe we should change her before we go.”

Ron thought back to his day. They’d been quite busy, and he remembered at around three o’clock telling Oswald he just needed to tend to Rose for a moment and if he could watch things. But then that kid had knocked over the Skiving Snackboxes, and then Rose had fallen asleep, and then… and then he’d gone home. And not changed her. The last time had been around midday.

Guilt swept over him in a way that he’d never felt before. “Oh, Merlin, Hermione… not since midday. She’s been…”

Rose flashed him a smile, which he probably didn’t deserve right now. How had he forgotten such basic care for his daughter?

“It’s alright,” Hermione said. “I’ll go and do it now.” She left the room, talking to Rose all the way down the hall, leaving Ron to wonder if she was angry with him for forgetting. 

He’d never forgotten before. In fact, he’d slid into his routine with her so easily that it had become habit. At busy times, she was strapped to his chest, during quieter periods she was out the back with the toys where Ron could keep watch of her. Every two hours, he routinely fed and changed her. But that kid… he’d caused Ron to forget. After he’d cleaned up the mess and told the apologetic father not to worry, he’d gone back to feed her, because forgetting to feed a hungry baby wasn’t possible, but he’d then just put her back on the charmed playmat while he went to help another customer. 

He shook his head, running his hands over his face. He knew Hermione had her misgivings about Rose being at the shop every day, but until today, it had worked well. Now, this just proved that he couldn’t do it. 

When Hermione returned with Rose a few moments later, she found Ron sitting on a chair at the kitchen table. She stopped, looking at him, frowning. “Everything okay?”

Ron shrugged, his previous cheerful mood gone now. “I messed up,” he said.

Her frown deepened. “What do you mean? Did something happen today?”

Ron lifted his head to look at her, slightly surprised by that question. What did she mean by ‘did something happen’? Hadn’t she just heard what he’d said about not changing Rose since midday?

He felt lost for words for a moment, before regathering himself. “I forgot to change her,” he said. “I just… I just forgot.”

Hermione was silent, and if Ron hadn’t been watching her, waiting for her anger to set in, he would have thought that her silence was due to being furious with him. But that was not the emotion on her face at all. She looked more confused than anything.

Before speaking, she came to sit opposite him. “Okay, you forgot,” she said calmly. 

Ron was completely taken aback by Hermione’s response. Was this the same Hermione who had fussed over every bottle just two weeks ago, he was talking to, or had someone taken her place? His mouth opened, but no words came out. 

Seeming to sense his surprise, Hermione continued, “Ron, if I’ve learnt anything since we’ve become parents, it’s that we need to throw out the notion that we need to be perfect for her at all times. She’s fine, isn’t she?” 

Ron looked at Rose, nodding. “So, you forgot to change her once. I’m assuming you got busy today and it slipped your mind.”

“It shouldn’t have,” Ron mumbled. 

“And you’ve never forgotten before, have you?”

Ron shook his head. “Some idiot kid destroyed the place, and I had to deal with that.”

“So, it’s fine. Honestly. Did you think I’d be upset?”

The truth was, yes, but he was mostly upset with himself for forgetting to do it. Wasn’t that what he’d promised Hermione when they made this arrangement? That he would be the perfect person to take care of their daughter?

Hermione’s voice cut through his thoughts, seeming to understand what he was thinking. “Don’t beat yourself up,” she said gently. “Things like this are going to happen sometimes. And she’s fine. I promise.”

Ron nodded, not wanting to continue the conversation anymore. “Should we go? Don’t want to be late. And maybe you’re right; maybe they do have news to tell us.”

…

Ron knew immediately, the moment he stepped into Harry and Ginny’s house, that Hermione was definitely right. It was obvious the second he laid eyes on his sister that she was pregnant again. He didn’t know how he knew, because she wasn’t showing all that much, and he wouldn’t have noticed if he hadn’t been looking, but he now couldn’t help but notice the small bump she carried. 

And she was rather cheerful, too. So was Harry. They greeted them brightly, ushering them into their living room as if they hadn’t seen each other in months, not just weeks. 

Which was still a long time, Ron reasoned. Longer than what they were used to. It wasn’t until he left the Aurors did Ron realise just how much of his time spent with Harry had been at work. If there was one thing he did miss about that job, it was going in and seeing his best mate every day. The laughs, the talks, and the company. 

Now, with a kid each and working separate jobs, they actually had to schedule catch-ups such as these, and that was hard. 

And it looked like Harry and Ginny were going to have their hands full even more so than what they currently did. 

The living room was larger than Ron and Hermione’s, and more open. But even so, it was crowded and filled with many toys, both magical and Muggle, that Ron could guess James never played with. 

Harry, much like Ron, had been determined to ensure that his son didn’t miss out on anything like he had. The only difference was, Ginny had not been there to convince Harry that James didn’t need all that stuff like Hermione had for Ron. She’d agreed with him. 

Looking at the space, Ron felt grateful for Hermione. Rose had everything she needed and a little bit more, but she didn’t have everything like James did. But, Ron reasoned, James was probably going to have to share his things in a few months, so that was something. 

Upon seeing his visitors, James crawled over to Ron and Hermione, grabbing onto Hermione’s leg and using it as leverage to pull himself up. Hermione bent down to pick him up, allowing the boy to nuzzle into her. 

Ron beamed at her, feeling a rush of love for his wife and nephew. Hermione had always been good with James, even before Rose was born, and over the ten months of James’ life, they’d developed quite a bond. James adored Hermione and Ron knew without question that Hermione loved the son of her best friends. 

It had Ron thinking back to almost a year ago now, when Harry had showed up at their place under the pretense of returning a pen, just to express his fear that his son was going to be left alone if anything were to happen to him or Ginny. They’d assured him then that that wouldn’t be the case, but Ron knew now with the utmost certainty that if anything was to happen to either of them, he and Hermione would take James in, in a heartbeat. And he’d be loved and cared for as if he was their child. Because that was how they both felt about the kid, his tantrums and all. 

While Hermione cooed at James, talking to him and making him giggle, Ron extracted a blanket from Rose’s bag — something they carried everywhere — and with Harry’s help, laid it on the carpet of the living room. Things looked different these days on their dinner dates, where their main priority was making sure their kids were set up before they looked after themselves. 

Harry brought over some toys and laid them on the mat, and Ron placed Rose on it. She immediately rolled over onto her tummy, stretching out her hand to reach for one of the toys. Harry and Ginny got to witness first-hand her attempt to briefly get onto her knees before collapsing back onto her tummy.

“Wow, you weren’t kidding when you said she was close to crawling,” Ginny said, sounding impressed. 

“What are you going to do when she actually moves?” Harry asked.

“Put everything up on the shelves,” Ron answered, grinning. “Isn’t that what you had to do?”

“Yeah, luckily for us we had many more months before we were forced to do that,” Ginny answered. 

Hermione put a bubbly James back on the ground and he immediately crawled over to where Rose was playing. He sat on the mat alongside her, picking up a block with some letters on it and shoving it into his mouth. 

Rose didn’t pay him any mind, more interested in the small bear she’d managed to grasp in her little hands. 

“Friends for life!” Harry said brightly. “Just like we always said they would be.”

They watched the two kids play for a few moments, Ron feeling a sense of calm wash over him. Oh, how he loved this life he’d chosen for himself, where the simple joy of watching his daughter and nephew play beside each other made him feel at peace. 

It was Ginny who broke the silence. “Anyone care for a drink?”

They answered in turn, and Ginny — looking rather pleased with herself — hurried from the living room to fetch them. 

“So,” Ron said, once they were all settled on the sofas, their chosen drinks in hand. He decided he was going to get straight to the point, even if Harry and Ginny wanted to do it differently, “how’s Quidditch practice going, Gin?”

He felt Hermione’s reprimanding gaze on him, but he ignored her. He knew his sister was pregnant, so they may as well have it out in the open now. 

“Haven’t been going!” Ginny answered cheerily. “In fact, I’ll be missing another season all together.”

“Oh, and why might that be?” Ron asked, not at all trying to disguise his mock surprise. Hermione whacked his arm gently, but he again ignored her, instead focusing on his sister. 

Ginny’s eyes narrowed. “I saw you staring at me when you got here, you know. So you obviously know. How’d you find out?”

“I’m married to someone who notices everything,” Ron said in response, and all eyes flickered to Hermione. She gave Ron an unimpressed look. 

“Hermione noticed you weren’t talking about Quidditch anymore,” Ron answered on behalf of his wife when she didn’t say anything. “And concluded that only one thing kept you away from Quidditch last time, so that same thing would be keeping you away this time.” He paused, looking his sister over. “You don’t sound too upset about it, though. Last time you were murderous at not being able to play.”

Ginny shrugged. “Not much I can do about it. It’s happened, we didn’t plan for it, so I just have to deal.”

Ron winced at the admission. “Huh, so another surprise.” He tried his best to control the bitterness that was threatening to escape, though he wasn’t sure he was successful. He didn’t want to be upset with either of them for seeming to be able to have a baby so easily, especially because he had Rose now and having another baby wasn’t on his mind, but he supposed some residue of his and Hermione’s struggles still lingered at the back of his mind. 

“Yes, and that bothers you, doesn’t it?” Ginny asked spitefully. She opened her mouth to continue, but to Ron’s utter surprise, it was Hermione who interrupted. 

“You remember how hard it was for us, don’t you?” She didn’t say it in a mean way, but Ron was grateful. He saw Ginny close her mouth and go a little red — something that Ginny never did.

“I’m sorry,” she said after a moment. “I did forget for a moment.”

“But, Ron is being rude, too,” Hermione continued, and Ron’s gratefulness vanished. “We’re happy for you both. Aren’t we, Ron?” She nudged him in the ribs.

“Of course we are!” Ron replied, meaning it. “Of course I’m happy. When’s it due?”

“Well…” Harry began, “somewhere towards the end of August or early September. The official date is the twenty-ninth of August, so if that is what happens, Rosie will have a friend at Hogwarts. But who knows.”

“James was early, so this one probably will be, too,” Hermione said matter-of-factly. "Oh, it'll be so good for Rose to have a friend when the time comes!"

"Yeah," Ron added, "otherwise she might be forced to make friends with Malfoy's kid."

"What?" Harry and Ginny said together, looking at Ron with wide eyes.

"When did that happen?" Harry then added.

Ron shrugged, looking at Hermione. "Last November, apparently. Hermione only found out today. He never even asked for a day off or anything."

"Do you think he's hired someone to raise his child?" Ginny asked.

"Most likely," Ron replied with a nod. "That's what I think, too."

"I can't believe it wasn't even in the papers or anything," Harry said. 

Ron shrugged. "Probably didn't want to draw attention to himself. The papers haven't been kind to the Malfoys in recent years."

"That's so strange," Harry murmured thoughtfully.

"You said it," Ron replied.

A cry distracted them, and Harry immediately jumped up, pulling a much larger James from Rose. He'd decided that lying across her was the answer to taking the toy she was playing with from her.

Hermione moved to check on Rose, but the cry had been from James, not from his cousin whom he was crushing. 

Once it was established that Rose was okay, and Harry gave James a different toy to distract him, Ginny beamed. 

"They even fight like best friends. Siblings, even."

"And just think," Ron said, "soon James will have a real sibling to bully. Is he getting a little brother or sister."

"Brother," Harry and Ginny answered in unison, both of them smiling. 

Ron looked at Hermione, who was also smiling. It made Ron's own mouth curl up, too. 

"Well," he said, "let's hope this one learns to stand up for himself. Because he's certainly going to need it."

Both Harry and Hermione jumped up again, just as James tried to take Rose's toy from her for the second time. 

“He’ll be older by then,” Harry said, sounding hopeful. 

“And more prone to jealousy,” Ron added helpfully. 

Harry picked James up and carried him to a completely different part of the room. He set James on the floor and put some toys around him. “Well,” he said, shoving a toy into James’ hand. The boy took it and put it in his mouth. “Let’s hope that it’s different when his little brother is here.”

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Y'all.

Episode 4.

It's the best piece of work Marvel has made after they made IW and Endgame.

spoiler alert 🚨

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lemme start off with our favourite Miss Jolly Rancher Unhinged Clock and Victorian-Era HWR Fangirl. I KNEW Ravonna had somehow helped HWR in building the TVA, but him erasing her memories was straight up evil.

Then we come to the absolutely gruesome deaths of Dox and the others. HOLY SHIT MISS JOLLY RANCHER IS AWFUL like she was enjoying every second of Dox and her hunters literally getting crushed to their deaths. B-15 was traumatised, to say the least and you can see on Ravonna and Brad's faces a hint of disgust. But Miss Minutes grinning like that - outright disturbing.

I can't get over OB and Victor fanboying over each other's work - it was so funny yet wholesome.

Now let's talk about Loki and Sylvie. As a diehard Sylki stan you know I am, my fangirling heart was overjoyed seeing these two lovesick ducks working together willingly! I mean, yea, they did have that rather awkward talk in Pie Land (mind you that's it's official name henceforth) but after that they worked together as teammates! Now I must say, I completely agree with Sylvie on snapping on Mobius, because, well, yeah, the multiverse is a bigger priority than pie and I legit don't get why tf antis hate on Sylvie for doing so. Like you hated her for not giving a damn abt the TVA + the multiverse, but now when she stood up to do so y'all are hating on her again?? Like?? Make up ur mind, smh.

Anyways, back to Sylki. Sylvie got stuck in the elevator and the way she and Loki worriedly called out each other's names was so soft! And the "You ok?" trope CAME BACK OMG! THAT PHRASE IS LITERALLY THE BACKBONE OF SYLKI! When I tell you my fangirling heart screamed with joy omg-

The the whole paradox scene which brought Ep 1 back in a circle. I absolutely loved the way our Loki realised what he had to do and went real slow to prune his past self just so that Past Loki could get a glimpse of Sylvie; which would then lead him to be more determined than ever to go look for her. And I quite literally died on Sylvie being confused af as to wtf she just witnessed.

Then there's the telephone scene. OH MY GOD it was literally OB all this time when fans were out here speculating it was Kang or someone lmao. Both Loki and Sylvie yelling simultaneously to turn the security thing off gives out so much Couple Vibes, I absolutely loved it AAHHAHAH-

AND. THE. BRAD. SCENE. OOF.

our friendly neighbourhood lovesick ducks teaming up to enchant Brad was just too good. Loki in his hot, creepy voice luring Brad into a dark area while Sylvie very swiftly just straight up grabbing his face from the back - pure horror. Absolutely loved it, 10/10. Tho I must say, to do execute elaborate scheme, these two must have done some detailed planning (=more Sylki moments we were robbed off).

BUT THAT ENDING DUCKING MURDERED ME BROO OMG

Can we talk abt Victor's redemption? Man had been portrayed as evil since Quantumania, and has been manipulated by both Ravonna and Miss Jolly Rancher, but at the end of the day, he was a sweetheart. Man fanboys OB and basically became besties with him and Casey, worked together to create the solution to a mess he most certainly didn't want to be a part of, and then himself stepped up to fix the Loom once and for all to prove to everyone (and not let Sylvie's choice of sparing him go to waste) that tho he contained HWR's DNA, he wasn't HWR - he was a far better person HWR could have ever been. Seeing him getting spaghettified was tragically heart-wrenching, man deserved so much better :(

BUT HOLY SHIT DID THAT ONE HECK OF A GODDAMN CLIFFHANGER LEFT ME SPEECHLESS LIKE WTF WAS THAT?? U can't just kill off a character who had redeemed himself, and then make our main character and his homies watch literally EVERYTHING THEY WORKED SO HARD FOR GET ANNIHILATED TO THE GROUND-

But we know our God of Mischief isn't dead, and so are his homies eheheh.

However the looks on everyone's face was tragic. Loki knew all was lost and had tears in his eyes. Sylvie looked like she had accepted defeat and her death. Mobius and OB were in denial, refusing to believe that Victor was dead. Casey and B-15 looked horrified, as they realised what was to come now upon them.

Tldr, this episode was an ABSOLUTE BANGER. IM READY TO CLAIM IT SUPERIOR THAN ENDGAME, come and fight me. Its a top cinematic piece, and the suspense to Ep 5 is eating me up.

Ig i should go and study for the 4 tests this week before ep 5 ;-;

[aajjks]

im so sorry you guys!! there’s been so much drama at my job lately. 😅🩷 thanks for being patient with me. here you gooo!!

NWO!JK

all thoughts, concerns—everything leaves your mind when jungkook shyly tells you that he asked morgan out on a date. the french fries you were chewing on goes down the wrong pipe upon hearing the news and jungkook quickly hands you his cup of water while eunwoo vigorously pats your back.

“Woah yn you alright?”

“do i LOOK like i’m alright, jungkook?” you wheeze before taking a large gulp of water from his straw. “looks like you’re choking to me” jokes eunwoo and neither you or jungkook laughs at his obvious joke.

you wanna scream and shout at jungkook for asking mj out but this is all your fault and as his friend, you may have to take your ‘L’ this time. barging in on his date would be so childish of you and despite your blatant jealousy, if it makes him happy then you suppose you’ll be happy too.

“ehem, as i was saying” you take another sip from jungkook’s cup before continuing. “I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOUUU!!!!! you guys make such…you guys are cute, i guess”

“doesn’t this mean you’ll get to be with the cool clique? you’ll go to the frat parties and smoke weed with the jocks”

“let’s not get too carried away. we still have to approve of her” you say with folded arms as you open your safari app only to be met with hundreds of links pertaining to spider-man’s alliance with the black cat.

“this is so annoying. none of this would be happening if the police would just do their jobs”

eunwoo rolls his eyes. “why are you so anti-spider-man y/n? he’s a hero”

“no he’s not. he’s a vigilante and i’m not anti bug guy, i just don’t care for him. he’s doing a good thing but i literally can’t watch my youtube videos without an ad popping up about this web swinging wannabe. it’s annoying!”

“one day you’ll meet spider-man and see how cool he really is”

“doubt it. spider-man doesn’t give a shit about me and i know how to kick ass just fine”

“it’ll happen. just you wait”

“in my dreams, maybe”

~🫧

Yes, it’s important that you guys will approve of Morgan. It’s not really a date But just a friendly dinner.

And he can’t help with the way his heart really breaks when you say don’t care about Spider-Man, what makes you hate him so much? Jungkook is so sad. out of all people you hate Spider-Man…

Well, at least he has eunwoo’s support. “Wow yn that’s not true! Spider-Man cares about y- I-I mean everyone!” Jungkook pouts. “And it’ll happen, not just in your dreams!” Jungkook smiles at you.

And that’s when he remembers.

“I can’t wait to go home because my aunt has probably arrived here in Seoul!!!!” Jungkook giggles. And you both are genuinely happy to hear that because you both adore his aunt too.

“BROO THAT MEANS I’LL COME OVER TO YOUR APARTMENT BECAUSE SHE COOKS DELICIOUS MEALS!” Eunwoo winks.

“I don’t think she will recognize you because you have gotten more handsome because you used to be so ugly.” Jungkook teases eunwoo.

“But yn is allowed anytime.” He winks at you.

•••

“숙모!!!!!” Jungkook yells her name the first thing he gets into his apartment. He excitedly looks all over the small living room and he smells something delicious cooking from the kitchen.

“KOOKIE!!!! IM HERE!” Jungkook throws his bag on the ground and runs into the kitchen. “숙모!!!” He cries out as he pulls her in a tight hug.

“Awww my love.” She coos, the spatula still in her hand. “oh so you got my letter and the keys didn’t you?” He hugs her, speaking softly.

“Yes! I arrived two hours ago.” She rubs his back. “Look at you kookie- you’ve gotten even more handsome.” Jungkook giggles again.

“숙모!!! I actually have to go have dinner with a friend at 7.. I’ll be home soon though DONT worry!” He breaks the hug as he informs her of his schedule. “And I have a part time job at the nearest pizza place.” He scratches his head. “I gotta leave in hand and hour first the shift!”

•••

Oh, he’s getting scolded AGAIN. Jungkooks got a helmet on his head as he listens to his manager nag at him for being late at work again.

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? JEON! YOU DELIVER THIS PIZZA RIGHT NOW! IF YOU ARE LATE? IM GOING TO KILL YOU!”

Jungkook tries to save his face from getting spat on because he’s such an aggressive person. “Y-Yes Mr Wang.” He grabs the pizzas from the counter. “I-I’ll go deliver the pizzas!”

Jungkook takes the keys of the scooter and saves his ass.

•••

He barely manages to make it home at 6:30. And he gets inside. “HEY 숙모!!!! I’ll go in my room to shower, can I get my favorite banana milk please?” Jungkook says while running to his room.

He needs to get decent for his dinner with Morgan.

[korainab]

List maybe; some stuff I wanna write. Regarding my fixation over Lies of P.

Spoilers I forgot to add THESE

1. Angst holy fuck, lost of it, my boy is slowly becoming human, that also means he's slowly getting traumatized. Lots of pain, pain means human, tears also.

2. I actually wonder what would happen if P decided to take the Puppet's king hand, like don't turn down a kings hand if they ask! Rude P.

3. Post bad ending, somehow P is still walking and he stumbles upon Carlos, they both just stare and like...P goes you took a part of me that made me, me, and Carlos goes You are me. Spiderman meme. I feel as though P would def fight, but he would loose automatically, without a heart how do you function well anyways. Carlos would want to end him, end this Doppelganger but doesn't and gave mercy. He would walk away hesitates (He did technically steal someones heart, maybe the strings that Geppetto attached to him slowly snaps little by little, his hair slowly becomes longer) but continues to walk away. P is then discovered by Dorothy ( Wizard of Oz!!!)

4. I really want to know what the fuck happened to Carlos's arm, it's gone, cut and ripped away. Maybe a small oneshot? A speculation of an author (me). Even the woman on the phone to the guy said something about needing to find the arm and giving it back, what does that mean?? If it's human, it would've rot.

5. The initials on the school uniform is M. Given by Lady Antonia to P, so...is Carlo not his real name? Or is Lady Antonia just giving up a school uniform randomly?

UPDATE 6. CARLO it's not Carlos I accidentally typed it, BUT APPARENTLY FUCKING ROMEO FROM THE KING OF PUPPETS WAS CARLO'S BEST FRIEND AND WHEN WE HAD TO KILL HIM HE SAID "I think this is what freedom feels like, thanks Carlo..." FUCK YOUU FUCK OFF WAHAGDJWBS WE HAD TO KILL CARLO'S BEST FRIEND ASWELL AS PROBABLY P'S THINK ABOYT IT THE POTENTIAL BROO

7. I cried when we had to send Sophia off AND THEN BRING HER BACK?? SISTER FIGURE IS BACK MY SISTER MY BIG SISTERR!!!

[mjammies]

I'M READY FOR THIS CASTLE TO BLOW UP (the elite)

okay so i dont think we're quite at the part where it reallyyyyy go down, but these last few chapters gagged me just a little bit ngl. ch14-ch15 we'll say are lost in the ether but heres ch16-17.

Ch16 

-”still, i wished theyd tried a little harder” GIRL they came in and ransacked yall shit and you talm bout why theres still so much debris around. They was right you cant do clerical work. 

-not the southerns putting on the wall “were coming” lollll

-oh yeah they supposed to be throwing a reception for italy and germany i forgot.

-ooooo chile maxon waved and both her and kriss waved back omgggg 

-not she putting they kids through a imaginary child face mashup generator. But at the same time why is miss thang getting irritated, you barely want this dude, yet you dont want anyone else to have him, greedy b****

-broo here come aspen AGAINNNNN, release us jesus, and hes gonna wink too like comeon

-oop REBELS, and i hope they come in and run and absolute muck. 

-”maxon scooped up kriss and her injured foot, turning to place her in the arms of the nearest guard, who happened to be aspen” is america seeing this?? Cause i know she fuming, watch out kriss she might lunge at you next.

-yooo is america booking it into the woods?? I was gonna deduct aura point but lowkey i get it

-im just imagining in my head that america is full on dodging all these bullets like dash from incredibles

-staring contest between miss oppression and some random rebel 

-oop now she lost in the woods, will her man find her??!?!?!??

CH17

-ASPPEEENNNNNN on the search wtf man, broo if he just happens to pop up one more time imma crash out

-”I ran straight into Apsens arms” America plz hurry up and die 

-”None of the other girls is a five” america you spent most of your time playing instruments that does not make you usain bolt.

-”it took nearly an hour of slow, steady trekking to get back to the palace,” theres no way on gods green earth you ran that far to warrant an hour of walking

-aspen is gonna try to see her and shes gonna say “okay” OKayyyy?!?! BRING OUT THE ROD

-Maxon wasnt even at the back door waiting im gagging, probably hugged up on his new boo thing kriss someone who actually wants him fr

-not maxon waking you up with a sneeze by the hospital bed

-brooo maxon is a good man, i need to find me a maxon

-:”So why would you ever hurt one of us” girl whatthehellisyoutalmbout

-BROOOOO she did all that to bring up Marlee again, do you want maxon to buy a time machine and stop officer woodwork from working that wood or something like maam give it all the way up plzzz

-”I dont have it in me to kick you out” bruuhh maxon is locked on one

-”I cant send either of you home” okay waitaminutenie maxon, that wording probably woulda had me jumping out the hospital bed swinging.

-”my heart broke for the first time over maxon schreave” SEE SEE SEE you big GOOFY

-i hate america but thinking maxon gotta crush on anotha girl would also be f****** with my mental.

[personallysunny]

'His face is grabbed by a large hand and squished roughly, "You were so STUPID to believe that your sweet brother would return for you... Or your little boyfriend. You know what you wasted, what you threw away and what you'll never get back." He doesn't have the energy to let tears build anymore, he was so tired. "You were so naïve, too, just coming back here, ready to give it all up in case Nightmare actually wants you back in his life! How stupid can one singular monster be?!" The words jabbed at him, at his vulnerable heart- "But no matter. Now that I have you here where I want you, who's to say what can stop me now..." The last thing he feels is a mild pang in his skull, a bit of pain, before he hears TV static and gets up...'

I.... BROO ANON PLS DONT DO THIS TI MEE😭😭

[nemesyaaa]

« we're over. » READER IS A BOSS !!! BYE STUPID DICK !!! (no it hurts :((( but this is why i truly love angst because it makes me feel insane, sad and good). i love beabadoobee so much !! especially this album so glad to see her name and song here !! your angst is so well-written as always, i'm feeling so bad :((( because it's really sad to be the secret of someone, like wtf broo are you that ashamed ??? my heart 💔💔💔

“no, i’m tired of our relationship.” LMFAOOO THE WAY HE PRETENTED TO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE WAS TALKED ABOUT. HE'S A TRUE COMEDIAN

“hey—calm down. let’s talk about this when we get home, okay?” he pins your arms down your sides. CALM DOWN ?? I SWEAR HE WANTS THE BEEF

“no! for a year i’ve been waiting for us to go public, for a year i’ve been waiting for you to show me off to your friends and family,” tears brim in your eyes, “do you know how much that hurts, rafe?” you sniffle, wiping a tear, “its stupid. i’m stupid,” your voice shaking. rafe blinks at you, not saying a word. his mouth falls open as you rip off your golden locket, throwing the dainty metal at his chest. :((( SAY IT 💔💔💔💔 YOU DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER

prying open the door, you look over your shoulder before exiting the room, “we’re over.” KDKZKKZKEZ RE-REPIN BECAUSE IT'S MT FAV PART

you wait for him in the dusty closet. the room where you two had many private moments, but this would be your last. he knocks three times, and you open the door to see his towering frame. ANWWW THE LITTLE CODE ??

he shuffles into the closet before he closes the old wooden door. long arms wrap around your waist as he pushes his lips against yours, your body flush against his. you gasp, shoving him away and wiping your lips with the back of your hand. giving you a confused look, rafe holds your chin in between his thumb and finger, slightly tilting your head to the side. “why’d you call me over here, baby?” he runs a thumb over your lips. looking to the side, you let out a deep breath, “i’m tired, rafe.”SHES SO REAL FOR THIS

real man - rafe cameron x reader

you’re tired of rafe keeping you a secret

a/n - hi everyone pls send in requests!! <3

warnings - angst, secret relationship, arguing (?), not proofread!

you can’t handle it anymore. it’s been over a year. a year since you two got together, and a year since you’ve been hiding in his shadow. you sit up from your bed, staring out the window, fidgeting with your locket. today was the day you were gonna break up with him.

you didn’t mean to do this while you were on the clock, but your emotions ran high. your planned confrontation was distracting you from doing your job, almost crashing your beverage cart in one of the trees. picking a stray leaf from your hair, you texted rafe to meet you in the janitor’s closet down the hall of the club.

you wait for him in the dusty closet. the room where you two had many private moments, but this would be your last. he knocks three times, and you open the door to see his towering frame. he shuffles into the closet before he closes the old wooden door. long arms wrap around your waist as he pushes his lips against yours, your body flush against his. you gasp, shoving him away and wiping your lips with the back of your hand. giving you a confused look, rafe holds your chin in between his thumb and finger, slightly tilting your head to the side. “why’d you call me over here, baby?” he runs a thumb over your lips. looking to the side, you let out a deep breath, “i’m tired, rafe.”

“you’re tired? do you want me to go talk to your boss or something? I don’t get—”

“no, i’m tired of our relationship.”

his eyebrows furrow, and he lets go of your face.

“what do you mean, y/n?”

“i’m so tired of hiding. i’m so tired of having to pretend like we don’t know each other!” you flail your arms in the air, causing some cleaning supplies to fall down from the shelves.

“hey—calm down. let’s talk about this when we get home, okay?” he pins your arms down your sides.

“no! for a year i’ve been waiting for us to go public, for a year i’ve been waiting for you to show me off to your friends and family,” tears brim in your eyes, “do you know how much that hurts, rafe?” you sniffle, wiping a tear, “its stupid. i’m stupid,” your voice shaking. rafe blinks at you, not saying a word. his mouth falls open as you rip off your golden locket, throwing the dainty metal at his chest.

prying open the door, you look over your shoulder before exiting the room, “we’re over.”

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[matriarchjojo]

" GETTING CAUGHT BY BIG BRO!"

starring! : RINDOU + BIMBO!READER

warnings! : 18+, hard dom!rindou, oral, exhibition, slapping, spitting, getting caught, praise, ran being a dick, dacryphilia, short, all characters are over 18, readers skin color is not mentioned, MDNI

"Look up at me, baby"

You did as he asked you and he spit into your face before giving you a quick but hard slap, rin then pushed his dick back against your lips for you to wrap them around your boyfriends throbbing and veiny cock.

"keep going now, yeah? Rans gonna come back soon..dont wanna get caught, do ya?" He groaned and took his glasses off since they've gotten a little foggy.

You kept moaning around his cock as you sucked him in deeper and deeper, already causing rin's thighs to slightly tremble and twitch, you ran your tongue through his precum dripping slit before sucking his cock back into your mouth

"Fuck, baby—" he threw his head back and grabbed your hand to move it to his full balls "don't forget 'em, angel..fuck yes..like that—ahh~" rin loved when you gave his balls the attention they needed, it made your pussy throb at how full and heavy they feel

You bobbed your head up and down faster before grabbing the rest of his massive and hard length to stroke it with your free hand. "Shit- how are you so good..mhh..fuck, fuck!" Your tongue and hand moved faster with every moan or whimper your pretty boyfriend let out.

You got off on the thought that ran could get home any second and come into rindou's room, seeing you with his brothers cock down your throat.

Rindou isn't any better that you though, because he would love for ran to catch you two actually, because ran has a habit of hitting on you or even telling his brother that "she's fuckin' hot" blah blah blah.

He could show his brother that way that you'll always only suck his dick and no one else's.

"Nggh—" you gagged as you took him even deeper "nhh..good girl..shit— so good, baby.."

Rindou ran a hand through your hair and pushed you even closer to his pelvis, making your nose hit the little hairs above his cock, you actually love the happy trail you always see when he stretches and his shirt lifts a little, your boyfriend is perfect <33

You looked up at him with heart eyes and running makeup, you looked angelic. Rindou couldn't help but give you the same heart eyes and feel drool pool in his mouth. You two are so head over heels for eachother

Rin suddenly heard the door unlock and grabbed her head to fuck your throat even harder, you whined, trying to tell rin that ran is home..oh he knew, he fucking knew.

Just as rindou's eyes rolled back and you squeezed his balls even tighter ran busted through the door "broo— ohhh.." he looked at you two surprised.

You thought once ran came in rin would stop fucking your face but he just kept going "h-hold on!"

Ran watched your pretty face taking his brothers cock so well and got hard seeing the outline of your hard nipples through your tight shirt, your tits were slightly bouncing too~

Ran didn't seem surprised anymore, he seemed intrigued..

You finally felt rindou's cock throb and twitch as he came down your throat with slow but hard thrusts, he pulled out of your mouth and jerked a little bit onto your face "swallow it baby, and then show me, yeah?" You nodded and ran watched with wide eyes and a twitching cock as you swallowed rindou's cum.

You stuck your tongue out and showed him, rindou smiled and put his glasses back on before kissing you "so proud of you, babe" he said before standing back up straight, putting his dick back into his sweats and looking at his brother "what is it?"

Ran was taken aback but then grinned "uh, haha well I just got us some take out but I didn't know our little angel was here and taking such good care of my little bro~" rindou cringed "first of all, my angel. Second of all, her tummy is already full" rindou looked back at you on your knees "right, babe?"

You nodded at him, to which ran just shrugged and smirked "well if she's hungry later, I got some for her~" rindou cringed, again, and threw a pillow at him "THE FUCK SHE WILL!!"

Ran the just walked out the door laughing.

He will be jerking off to this sight until his brother'll let him have a go with you.

[babyharleezy]

broo i have this request that i think i’d do cute OK so the reader goes to build a bear it makes a build a bear and like put one of those heart recordings with her voice saying like I love you or something!! and she sprays her perfume and stuff on it and gives its to jack to bring to him while he’s on tour😭😭 i thought of this idea and i think it’s so cute like him playing it and bringing it everywhere 

a piece of home

(jack harlow x reader)

bloo's notes: omggg i love this. i wanna go do this with someone lol. anyway, enjoy y'all!!! currently writing this with my build a bear next to me.

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jack was leaving for tour in a few days and it would be the first time that you wouldn't be joining him. you had your own things to attend to but you assured jack that you would fly out to some of his shows. he was taking it pretty hard, he didn't want to be apart from you for so long. and that's when a genius idea popped into your head. you decided to go to build a bear and make him a bear with your voice inside of it.

jack had told you he would be out for most of the day, having a meeting with his team about the upcoming tour. you decided it was the perfect opportunity for you to go down to build a bear and build jack a bear. you walked into the store and picked a skin out, a simple brown bear. you then made your way to the stuffing section where you picked out a heart and recorded your voice saying "i love you jack and i am so proud of you baby". the bear was stuffed and whenever you pressed the right paw your message would start playing. next, you made your way over to the fun part, picking out an outfit. you picked out a shirt that said 'emotional support bear'. you giggled to yourself as you put it onto the bear. then you picked out some pants, after some deciding, you landed on some blue jeans. as you made your way to check out your eyes landed on a microphone that would attach to the bear. you just hand to get it. you finally paid and made your way back home. you were so excited to give this to jack.

you were happy to see that jack was already home by the time you pulled into the drive way. you grabbed the bear out of the box and sprayed some of your perfume that you had packed in your purse. you hopped out of the car and grabbed the box that held the bear. you unlocked the door and made your way inside, "baby, i'm home! where are you?" you questioned. "i'm in the kitchen" jack yelled back. you walked into the kitchen and said "i have a little surprise for you bubs". " a surprise for me?" jack questioned and his eyes immediately landed on the large build a bear box. he had a confused look on his face. you shoved the box toward him so he could see what was inside. "what is this baby?" he laughed as he opened the the box and pulled out the bear. "i just wanted to give you something to take on tour, a piece of home" you said. "press the right paw" and so he did. your voice filled the quiet room, "i love you jack and i am so proud of you baby". jack pressed it again. "wow baby, i love it, thank you so much" he said as he wiped a tear away from his eyes and he pulled you into a kiss. "i'm glad you like it baby" you said with a smile on your face, content with his reaction.

the day jack left for tour was a bitter sweet moment. you were happy to see him pursue his dream but sad that you wouldn't wake up next to him every morning. a few days had gone by and you still weren't used to jack's absence. your world had become so quiet, not even urban was here to bother you, and neelam wasn't here to gossip with. but you all kept in touch regularly and as much as you could.

jack on the other hand was extremely homesick. and every time he felt homesick he would squeeze that little paw and he would start feeling better again. he took that bear everywhere. he made sure it was in good hands at all times. sometimes that meant neelam would be sitting there with a bear that said "emotional support bear" across it's chest. jack was attached to that bear. he held it when he slept and would press the paw right before he went to bed and right as he woke. he loved nuzzling up to it, the scent of the bear bringing him so much comfort. who knew such a small bear could calm down such a large man.

[getosgf]

I NEED A PART TWO TO THAT ONE BROO

Ask and you shall receive…

Attractive things they do pt.2

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Fandom: jujutsu kaisen

Characters: Yuji Itadori, Megumi Fushiguro, Nobara Kugisaki, Maki Zenin, Toge Inumaki (bonus: Choso)

Part 2 of things I headcanon they do that are cute/attractive

Tw: suggestive content for choso’s headcanons

An: not entirely sure if you meant a part 2 to these headcanons, but I tried my best nonetheless :)

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Yuuji Itadori

Great at sports = immediately valid

Like his inhuman speed and strength are such green flags, he can and will protect the people he cares about

HE JUDGES PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR CHARACTER!!!!

Like in that one chapter *spoiler I guess* where he said that he didn’t care about Yuko’s appearance, he just thought that her habits were really cute heart combusts

Very passionate about the things he likes

Once he starts talking about them, there’s no holding him back, but that’s what’s so great about him :)

If you’re ever in need of help, he’ll be the first to offer his assistance!

He’s also great at comforting people, if you’re feeling sad he’ll know exactly what to say to cheer you up

Not the brightest, but very curious

Wants to know everything about you, so expect a lot of questions

Lets you sit on his lap when he’s gaming

Gives you his hoodies!!!!

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Megumi Fushiguro

Because he’s socially a little awkward, I feel like he shows affection through gifts

Nothing too crazy, but gifts like snacks

Like he passes by a bakery and remembers you mentioned being hungry and decides to buy you a croissant or something so cute

He just strikes me like such a domestic person yk

SHARES HIS MUSIC WITH YOU AND MAKES YOU PLAYLISTS!!!

I mean, Weezer? The boy has impeccable music taste, so music recommendations from him are a godsend

Unlike Yuji, Megumi isn’t that great at verbally comforting someone

That said, I feel like he shows his compassion through just being near you and taking care of you sniffle

Secretly likes doing skincare

When his feet hurt from walking and fighting, he’ll lean against the nearest wall and let out a sigh

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Nobara Kugisaki

Hardcore feminist

Always wants to look good, so she puts a lot of effort into her outfits and makeup

Gives fashion advice from time to time and prepares outfits for you if you want if you need it

That said, she likes to wear your shirts

Very stubborn, but that’s what makes her character so interesting and entertaining

Like if you tell her that it’s not necessary for her to buy you stuff, she dgaf

Also very straightforward, doesn’t hesitate to let people know what she thinks and wants

Which also means that she’ll be, more often than not, the one to take you out on dates

Doesn’t take crap from no one

If someone’s mean to you, she’ll 100% hunt them down, much to your dismay

Just such a girlboss

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Maki Zenin

Strong, extremely strong

Both mentally and physically

Obviously she works out regularly and takes her training regime very seriously, rarely skips her workouts

If you workout too, she’ll definitely want to workout together! Can be a bit tough when giving tips on your form

Always checks up on you, how you’re doing, how your day was etc

Regularly gives you compliments as well

Not necessarily compliments you on your appearance, instead she likes to give you personalised compliments

Like a certain trait of yours, or that she likes your laugh, or that she’s proud of your accomplishments etc

Likes to cradle your head in her lap and play with your hair

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Toge Inumaki

LISTENS!!! Not that he has a choice

No but fr because he has a limited vocabulary range, he’s mastered the art of listening, and he listens attentively without getting distracted

His ears are all yours

I feel like his love language is physical touch also because of his limited speech

So often comes up behind you to give you a hug, or when you’re walking together he’ll hold your hand

If you asked him to bake you cookies, he totally would, he just wants to make you happy! don’t be mad when the cookies come out burnt tho

Knows how to dress, you won’t catch him in trouser socks and shorts, nuhuh

Because he does want to let you know how he feels sometimes, he’ll write you these semi-corny notes

Sometimes he likes to be extra and write his notes on scented paper

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(Bonus) CHOSO

Is used to the older brother role, which means he likes to help you around the house and care for you!!!!

Will clean the entire house thrice if that’s what you want him to do

Got a broken pipe? He’ll try to fix it for you

Sleeves rolled up and everything, shirt soaked from the water splashing onto his shirt

Is as obedient as a dog, will do anything you ask of him

Anything *wink wonk*

If you get one, he has a menstrual tracking app installed, also always makes sure there are enough pads lying around

A blushing mess when you compliment him, usually hides his face in his hands immediately

When he stretches he lets out a very loud groan and you can see his v-line very clearly

Sexiest bedhead you’ve ever seen

Lets you play with his hair and make his hair all cute by putting in lil clips and such

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[willowcrowley]

broo 😭 yes we do have internet here in India but I saw him first in the HP goblet of fire (very little role I know) then I saw some videos of him as the Doctor.Still it wasn't like I noticed him very much

After that I saw Good Omens in (via internet) and it was bamm! immediate crush formed !! and then like any other normal person I looked up his stuff,watched Broadchurch, Single Father, L.A without a map, Staged(obviously), started watching Dr. Who for him and only him.

You know what I was just ranting to my mom about how if I'll ever be able to go to UK and if that happens what little chance I have of ever getting to meet him. And the next day I saw people meeting him at the Pub in the Park thing he hosted and that too with Michael Sheen !! so I guess you could imagine the sounds of my heart breaking from here India to UK (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

so yeah, I noticed im down bad when randomly thinking about him gives me butterflies (am i overdoing,it's not in my control anyway)

But then to pull me back to reality and give my happy going life unnecessary pain,I think about the realistic chance of meeting him.

RANT🔊

Okay but my obsession with David is getting stronger every living second, like, I’m a person who gets distracted VERY easily but when I’m watching a show or movie with David Tennant, I suddenly become so focused that I will not snap out of it and believe me, I’ve liked every David Tennant edits or photos I see, if not all. And I’m literally seeing a white dude with a face that looks slightly similar to David Tennant then I go ‘holy shit I think that’s David Tennant-wait not’

I might as well just go insane with this obsession.