#brony jar

[mamaweegee]

iykyk

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Nervous and going out on a date with a coworker I've had a crush on for a year. How should I get to know him better?

Thankfully there are several safe and informative questions you can ask on a first date to get to know someone:

How many moose could you take in a fight? What if they were only the front half of each moose?

How many pizzas have you eaten today? Answer to the nearest integer of multiple of φ or I will leave.

How long have you been on tumblr? Why won't you admit you are on tumblr? What if I said I reblogged your selfie of August 17th 2015, 6:35PM eastern time?

You have lovely teeth, where did you find them?

What character's action figure would you put in your brony-jar?

Why are you leaving? Why did you leave your socks? What do you mean those are my socks? Why would MY socks have little pictures of your parents and siblings on them in spiral patterns?

What is your favorite Ayn Rand novel?

Kidding aside, don't ask that last one it's pretty messed up.

[blanktober]

Okay I'm just as obsessed with god forcing the earth's soul into a hollywood hair barbie as the next person BUT if Jod didn't play with barbies as a kid, what body would he have stuffed Alecto's long-suffering soul into?

Things to consider:

Which toy would wield a longsword the best?

Which other toy would the earth find revolting?

Which would Jod most want to lock up for 10,000 years?

But most importantly,

[kawaiiqueen-emi]

Iykyk…

Pc: @remcreate on IG

[princessheatherblossom]

If you know, you know. If you don't, be grateful.

[dylawas-reblogs]

I fee l like i'm genuinely on the brink of completely losing my grip on reality any day now but i'm scrollin my dahs and someone's talkin about a blu*y game and

"The fanbase has expanded over time a la my l*ttle p0ny"

Buddy. That is NOT the flex you think it is

[p2ii]

People who make Dirk's love for mlp sexual and creepy-brony-esque my beloathed </3

[biokat93]

Watermarked version here for your viewing pleasure. I did not mean to stay up all night into the morning but I was able to get the ball rolling with help from friends I'm happier than I thought I would be with these designs if I'm being honest. I will put them up on redbubble likely, after I get some sleep. If you would like to buy one, or know anyone that would like to buy one please send them my redbubble store once the link is up!As always, even a share is helpful for getting it seen! #mlp #stickers #redbubble #jar #iykyk #bronies #nsfw 

[twistedwonderlandshenanigans]

“Guilty” Little Pleasures

 Some of these will have references to my HCs about their family so check out my HCs here! (if you want) (also some of these are not guilty bc there are a few boys that are straight up shameless so...)

HEARTSLAYBUL Riddle - He’s done this since he was a kid. It started off as a tiny rebellion, and he never got caught, so he never stopped doing it. But late at night, if he happens to wake up, he’ll go to the kitchen and just slice a piece of butter to eat Just Like That. When he was younger he would only take what he could get without there being a visible difference, but in a dorm there’s no telling who’s using the butter and when, so taking a bigger chunk isn’t an issue...right? Trey - He’s a brony. He started watching MLP as a joke with his little siblings and then suddenly he was tucking away merch carefully in his room so that they wouldn’t find it. He’s more embarrassed about his family finding out than he is about friends finding out, so if he lets it slip somehow, please let him nerd out. Please. (Trey and Idia don’t interact much but now they have to) Cater - He has a love/hate relationship with catfishing/ghosting people. Not for long, mind you, he doesn’t want to genuinely lead anyone on, but using some photo of a hot model and a few minutes setting up a fake dating profile, he matches with everyone he can. He knows the compliments are meant for the picture of the person he posted, but for just a few minutes, he can pretend they’re for him. Instead of coming clean, he just leaves them on read and never talks to them again. Deuce - We already know how conflicted he is about his favourite food (eggs) so the mild guilt only gets worse when he finds he enjoys both the sound and the feeling of crushing the shells in his hands, especially after hard boiling eggs and parts of the shell are all connected and he can just make them CRUNCH. Ace - He likes to sneak out of his room at night- but not for troublemaking. He likes to go sit with the hedgehogs since they are nocturnal and just chill with them, because when nobody else is around he gets to babytalk them. Cater has caught him Once.  (everyone else is below!)

Savanaclaw Leona - Similar to Trey, he watched Bluey with Cheka and Falena once and now he binges it when he needs a good cry, he will NEVER tell anyone he owns the vinyl for it though. Ruggie - Oh man my dude LIVES for starting drama without getting involved. He likes watching from the sidelines. HC that he will get paid by folks around the school to use his signature spell to get petty revenge on someone. It’s never meant to hurt anyone, but kinda just ruin their day. Someone landed the entire class detention with Crewel? Yeah, they might end up stuck standing in a water fountain for a half hour with their homework. Jack - To me, Jack is the youngest in his family (I expand on that in my family HCs ^^) and while he feels a little guilty, he is the #1 offender for licking a knife of peanut butter and putting it back in the jar to continue using it. He’ll do the same for jam and jelly. He drinks straight out of the milk jug. He got caught once by his sister and she made him pay for the jar of peanut butter in hopes he wouldn’t do it again- but it didn’t work. Octavinelle Azul - He spends a lot of money on outfits he wants to wear, but he doesn’t think he ever will, whether it be confidence issues or once he gets it its not what he expected, but its a self punishment to not return it and get his money back so that he can just look at it and think about whether he’ll ever be brave enough to take that first step and just try it on. More often than not, it’s a lot of extravagant dresses that he’s too shy to try on, but he loves shopping for. Jade - He prides himself on his composed personality, though when the mostro lounge closes for the night, when not even Floyd can see him, he likes first watching the lobsters in the tank like a cat, pupils blown up and grinning, ready for his little self indulgent time. When he finally gets bored, he partially reverts into his mer form, plunging his hands into the tank and grabbing one to snack on. He makes sure to write it off to “waste” before Azul can find out.  Floyd - Eating things he knows he’s not supposed to. It’s not his fault land items look so yummy, and his teeth need something to sink into, harder than would be tolerated for affectionate bites. Anything with something tough on the outside and soft on the inside or makes a popping noise is the best, like tightly bound leather or bubble wrap or pop cans. Scarabia Kalim - I have a rather dark HC for him here, but if you’re looking for something lighter, he has a really bad habit at picking at his lips. When he does remember to wear chapstick, he usually licks it off because it tastes good... Jamil - TV dinners, man, this poor guy loves to cook, he genuinely does, but sometimes when Kalim makes him cook unexpectedly for 20+ people, he does not want to even eat what he’s made by the time he’s done cleaning up. At least when it’s under those circumstances, he can justify eating microwave dinners, but a lot of time he just has them when he’s straight up EXHAUSTED. Pomefiore Vil - Aw man, his weak spot is pizza. Sometimes he calls to place an order with a voice modulator and picks up his order in disguise just outside of campus and just....destroys two large pizzas a a 1 liter bottle of cola, hiding in a very specific spot in the walls by the gate of campus where there’s a gap just big enough for him to stuff himself into and hide his Gremliness.

Rook - Does this man even feel guilt for things he should feel guilt for? I don’t know. What he does do though, is watch potential couples on campus, and if he thinks they’re going to fall apart before they get together, forges a love letter from one to another. Epel - In case pocket onions weren’t enough, Epel likes sneaking into Vil’s room and trying on his clothes, only to mock him in his mirror. He is meticulous in putting everything back where it’s meant to be, but also shifts everything on Vil’s vanity just slightly to the left to fuck with him a bit. He always leaves through the window, he does not want to be found in the hallway by accident. Ignihyde Idia - He has so many...but his biggest guilty pleasure is doomscrolling Leona’s magicam page bc....Beeg kitty (I don’t ship them, sometimes people are just Nice To Admire) Ortho - (this is sad I’m sorry) he looks through photos of his human counterpart and wonders if he is filling the shoes that have been left for him properly. If he’s developing the way the human Ortho would have. Diasomnia Malleus - Obviously, he enjoys sneaking out, but sometimes when he’s out he just likes to go fishing. He could, catch a fish by hand in seconds, but he enjoys the peaceful quiet and patience the sport requires. He only fishes until he’s caught one worth eating, guts it, then takes care to cook it to perfection using his flames before eating it. Lilia - This man canonically picks his nose in public how tf am I supposed to top that. Silver - When someone other than his dad is cooking/baking something in the oven, like fish, he likes to peel up bits and pieces of the oil/seasoning and just eat it. If there’s the skin of something on there, yeah he’s eating it. Sebek - He has a stuffie collection that hides under his bed, which is part of why he was so enamoured by his stuffie in Harveston. RSA Che’nya - He likes to eat his bananas without peeling them. Just Because. Neige - He will drink shots of ranch. Sorry. Cheka - licks his play-dough. Knows not to eat it. But He Likes The Salt

[pocket-deer-boy]

Sometimes i'm reminded of the mlp cum jar and i remember watching an interview with the guy who allegedly made that cum jar. Apparently he was trying to mock bronies with that post, but also, he really did cum in that jar. most other cum jar images were faked and he didn't realize that. like, he wasn't faking his own cum jar. like did you wake up that day and think "i'm going to cum in a jar several times, to mock other people". was it fun. did you like cumming in that jar

[sammyjs-ponies]

Have you heard of the new show Wild Manes? What's your opinion about it?

I have been watching it!

I find it very pleasant and I enjoy it. In fact, the show feels like it would fit perfectly alongside shows from the 2003-2008 era, like Strawberry Shortcake, Care Bears, Horseland, and of course G3 MLP.

And I for one, love that. It's nostalgic even though it's brand new, and I've been wishing so hard to see shows appear that make that happen. It's like that feeling we all wish we could have again of watching our favorite childhood shows for the first time.

I've been sitting with the popcorn watching the mixed reactions from Bronies. The consensus is that G5 is a total flop and we're all craving something better to fill the void. I've seen about 75% of videos hyping it up "Will this be the NEW MLP???" and the rest calling it "Bootleg Ripoff" and at worst just hating on it for all the same reasons they blasted G3.

Wild Manes is a comfort show. Not something action-packed and profound with deep lore like G4 was, and it shouldn't be compared as such. These other shows I mentioned above have an audience of an entirely different set of people that Bronies often refuse to accept exist.

We do also love profound shows like G4, but the kinds of people who exclusively like G4-type shows have a hard time accepting different genres if they're not exactly the same... and tend to shame the people who have different tastes as if everything else is objectively "bad".

Imagine a person who refuses to eat anything but chicken tenders getting on a high horse and insulting a foodie for enjoying more foods than just chicken tenders.

As for my review of the show so far:

They're doing VERY well with storytelling for being limited to a 5-minute runtime, and if they ever get the chance to do more, I think they have great potential to have amazing stories. The "You're probably wondering how we ended up here" gimmick at the beginning of each episode, which is jarring to some people, would be way more enjoyable with a full 20-minute episode. In fact, it's VERY refreshing to see a cartoon doing something different for once.

As I said, I love how the show makes me feel. The art style is great. The background art is great. There's no villains or monsters or world-ending scenarios at stake, which is again, refreshing.

(Another thing Bronies tend to not realize is some people just don't want to watch characters fighting 24-7. High-stakes episodes are enjoyable once in a while, but how can it be special if that's how things just are all the time? I don't know about anyone else, but big battles to save the world are a lot more meaningful to me when we've spent some time living happily in that world to sympathize and understand why it's worth defending.)

And sometimes, I just want to watch cute characters have fun and live life, where the worst of the problems is a minor disagreement with your friend that gets worked out in the end. A world I can wish I lived in.

My only biggest complaint so far is that I wish the hair moved. You'd think with such a focus on hair, they'd have some real physics in the animation.

But again, they're just starting out. Surely things will improve if it takes off.

[theliterarywolf]

To the anon going “What’s wrong with people liking fictional characters???” Anon, SHUT your WHORE MOUTH. Stop being disingenuous. The shit I have learned about, against my will, what Gojo fans have done, leads me to believe you’re being deliberately obtuse. We’re talking Pony Jar 2: Electric Boogaloo (and yes even I know that was just one weirdo and all the Bronies I’ve known were nice guys). Like yeah I could kiss Gojo but I’M NOT OBSESSED TO THE PONT OF INVOLVING BODY FLUIDS.

I wanted to wait a bit to answer this because I'm still trying to give the last anon the benefit of the doubt.

However, let's just acknowledge: fandom has always been unhinged, there's no arguing about that.

What has been throwing people for a loop has been seeing how unabashed certain portions of fandom have been in venues that are usually so anti-porn.

Because, remember, TikTok (where the comments in that video I posted were being read from) is the platform that is responsible for teens saying shite like 'shmanal-shmex', 'unalive', and 'PDF-file' because they have that platform's over-zealous censors in their heads 24/7.

There's nothing wrong with liking fictional characters. But we can all get together and have a hearty chuckle, like rational adults, when things get wild.

[2010s-nostalgia]

Not trying to gatekeep the word brony btw. I promise that they were a group none of yall wanted to be part of. I was there. It was kinda gross. Think of the jar

[bimbo-baggins17]

@sin-d and I have confirmed that Sam is a closeted brony and more than likely has the infamous Rainbow Dash jar…

[regretevatorforrealrep]

Howdy its Mod Mannequin Mark.

i cant keep this secret any longer.

Mod Pest is a racist asshole and makes weird sexual jokes about me even though I'm dating mod Wallter.

Mod pest also praises Mod Gnarpy and lets them torment us with bullshit and fucking jokingly dox us

Mod Pest also sometimes sends me Wallmark NSFW without my consent and sometimes sends me images of a Mannequin Mark fanart that he printed, put in a jar and.. Yeah you can fill in he blanks with Mod Pest being an ex-brony

Infact all of this shit makes me want to intentionally get banned so mod pest will stop harassing me

I cant do this shit anymore

6/26/20

Remember that date.

[chaifootsteps]

https://www.tumblr.com/chaifootsteps/734412583552106496/lol-they-credited-the-wrong-vivziepop-also-not-the

What's this about a jar? What's the jar thing? Is it a kink? A fetish? You guys keep talking about a jar and I am confused 😭

It's a reference to the brony fandom, and fair warning, this is going to be gross. A dude on 4chan started putting pony toys in jars and slowly filling them with his ejaculate, and at one point he accidentally left Rainbow Dash's jar on the radiator and some of the cum got boiled in cum which then turned a weird shade of brown.