#brom (eragon)

[heartofhubris-a]

Like Jeremy went off on this movie I cannot think straight with Brom on screen

[someeragonmemes]

2 revelations: eragon is a horse girl and Brom was at stonewall

[dragodraws1]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to our beloved storyteller and the nicest old man in all of Alagaësia: BROM!!! I was really undecided at first about how to portray Brom so much so that I made several designs, which I might post later, but I liked the final result, I hope you guys like the result too (≧▽≦). Soon I'll also post our favorite traitor Murtagh, I should probably post it much sooner than Brom's, since I'm almost at the end of his art.

[dia-viller]

Eragon is such a hater

[insanity-all-the-time]

(from eragon_memes on instagram)

https://www.instagram.com/eragon_memes?igsh=MTg3NTc0b3FwZXlzdQ==

[mattizard]

I like to imagine that Brom still got to see and participate in some of Eragons firsts. Like the village is sitting around a campfire and Brom tells one of his stories and little Eragon wriggles free from his aunts grasps and waddles over to him- his first steps. And Brom gets to catch him and everyone thinks it's just cute but Brom, on the inside, is so happy that Eragons first steps were towards him.

[karlachismywife]

My amazing fiance got me a special edition set of one of my favorite series: the inheritance cycle by Christopher paolini and just omg they is so fucking cool @aelinvioletrose thank you sooooooooo much I love them and I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[cs-cabin-and-crew]

Oromis doing the same training techniques on Eragon as he did with Morzan and brom, is the equivalent of that one almond mom giving you parenting advice while their kids are actively licking a wall.

[thearunadragon]

Brom had always been a father. Eragon just didn’t know it yet.

[alagaesia-headcanons]

I will always be so sad and angry that Eragon never recognized how horribly the elves treated him and that no one else helped protect him from it either. Oromis is so insidiously and inexcusably cruel to him and Eragon truly deserved the chance to escape that and see the damage he caused, and also to then beat Oromis into a bloody pulp. And Glaedr too, honestly. He's mostly gone unscathed in my past rants, largely because at least his personality isn't so insufferable, but he ain't shit either. He's fully complicit in all of Oromis's vile abuse, and adds to it himself in certain places. They more than earn Eragon's ire, but they all constantly belittle him and insist that they inherently know better than him about everything, and poor Eragon believes them, so he doesn't fight back. No!!! Every misgiving you have about them is true, and not only should you stand your ground, but you should also start maiming them!!!!!

Oromis's mannerisms are respectful, kind, and gentle, but they in no way indicate his actual feelings. It just serves as a guise, while their actions demonstrate that both he and Glaedr don't have a single shred of respect for Eragon. They don't trust him, they don't put faith in him, they don't care about his wellbeing, and they have so much contempt for him. And they do all that while they take everything from Eragon, demanding he sacrifice himself constantly, and not always just in the interest of beating the Empire! In some cases it's solely an expression of their resentment of him or a way to cut away at the parts of him they don't like.

And Eragon gives them everything, so earnestly and generously. Then they give him jack shit. They only give him whatever suits their intention to use him as a weapon, and even in that, they pick and choose things to withhold according to their disdain for him. Contempt is all he gets in return for his trust and loyalty.

And it makes me sad how Saphira isn't there for him in this. In her defense, she's very young and they harm her also by prioritizing her utility to them over anything else, which she sadly does not recognize either. But beyond that, the elves and Oromis and Glaedr specifically treat her far, far better than they treat Eragon. She's in no way responsible for their actions, but there are places where she enables the abuse. Most often through overlooking it, but sometimes when Eragon rightfully balks at their mistreatment, then turns to Saphira for her input, she tells him, "I trust them and I think you should be deferring to them."

Eragon is so earnest and compassionate and he deserves care, both in the form of other people caring about his wellbeing, and also through the chance for him to learn how he can and should care for himself. Yet at the end of the series, he's so conditioned to accept manipulation and abuse and I just want my poor boy to have a chance to rest and HEAL 😭

[marimo331]

Eldest

Re-reading Eldest and onto the chapter where Eragon and Gannel are talking about the myths and creation and history of Dwarf culture. And Arya comes in questions why they hoard the wealth and not distribute them amongst other people who need . Which fair. I believe in that too.

But Politically ? Aryas lighting fire with people who already do not like her people, Like shes the ambassador . Doesnt she need to be neutral and not cause that? Then they pick Vanir to be the next ambassador . Which like, that will definitely not blow up intheir faces i geuss ?

Finally, elves are hella advanced in sciences and medicines right? Sharing that knowledge with other physcians would definitely help the humans right? But they don't.

So each race hoards resources to protect their people. Sharing would be nice but not always possible i guess?

Anywho what do ya'll think ?

[someeragonmemes]

Finally got my friend to read the damn series and oh my god it’s worth it

[dragodraws1]

pssssp if you would like you should draw eragon and saphira dozing off

Thanks for the art requests (＾▽＾)💖 ! Sorry for the delay, I tested some new art styles so it took a while.

But here is the duo Eragon and Saphira taking a dozing off ! And to compensate I also added Brom smoking his classic pipe while standing guard at night, as one of the camping moments of this trio during their travels through Alagaësia.

The scenario is a ready-made one that I looked for on Pinterest and tried to adapt the characters, light and shadow to it and I actually liked the result (─‿‿─).

[dia-viller]

In the beginning, Murtagh and Eragon were genuinely happy and impressed by each other's skills

Murtagh wasn't jealous and angry towards Eragon.

THEY WERE FRIENDS!!!

(and their journey together was literally one of the most enjoyable moments in Murtagh's life)

[good-morzan-inheritance-cycle]

Got my driver’s license, so yall getting a Modern ‘Good’ Morzan AU, and who drives like what.

Eragon: blasts music like there’s no tomorrow. Might be deaf at this point, but the ADHD must be silenced with rock songs.

Murtaugh: terrified of turning left, but other than that he’s a decent driver. He can’t remember the last time he’s ever did an oil change on the car.

Brom: “don’t turn on your turn signal, that’s how people know where you’re going.”™️

Puts everyone in music timeout if he misses a turn

Arya: only one who can ACTUALLY drive. But she does go fast.

Morzan: hits a curb and goes ‘oopsie’. If he crashes and dies, just know he went out like a man (he’s belting Madonna)

Oromis: had his license taken away, but will still judge your driving even if he’s wrong.

Nasuada: passenger princess. In fact, she never even got her permit. But she doesn’t need one as everyone just drives her where they wanna go, because she’s the one that orders for you at a restaurant, and knows how to do an oil change.

Roran: can’t drive a small car, but can drive a tractor like a race car, and has a pickup truck that’s so busted up you don’t even know how it’s still running. It’s living off blood, sweat, tears, and the power of god.

[mattizard]

One of my fav things from the first Eragon book:

When Eragon sees the Urgal footprint and tells Saphira to get Brom to safety and she just grabs Brom and presses him against her with her wings without telling him why and won't let him go before Eragon tells her to. That's just peak "Eragon and Saphira share one (1) braincell and she didn't have it at that time". Also I wanna know what went on in Broms head. One moment he's making a campfire, the next moment his son's dragon snatches him up and won't let him go.