#broly: i am tho

[inazumaclown]

finally. the gouenji post where i rate his looks (soccer and school uniforms excluded).

gouenji is the face of the franchise along with endou and kidou, he has his own manga spinoff, and he's regularly elected as a fan favourite in every popularity contest.

canonically, gouenji has a huge fanclub of girls rooting for him and it's definitely not only because soccer.

so why is he so popular ?

well mostly because he's non verbal most of the time (girls love boys who can shut up), he makes bomb ass takoyaki, and he's also very handsome. but are his clothes helping or is he THAT handsome ? let's find out.

ah, the OG season 1 classic. the first ever outfit. he looks great. orange is as much his color as it is endou's, it suits him very well. we already know gouenji is careful with his looks, since he canonically spikes his hair every morning, and now, we can be sure the fucker knows how to dress himself. he knows how to make colors match, he even matches the sunset. truly unparalleled.

if kazemaru didn't exist, i would have fell in love with him. 10/10

OG season 2. man i want that hoodie. i want it so much. it's as cool in the game as it is in the anime.

i really like how this outfit manages to hide him and completely reveal him at the same time. the orange color, the fucking saiyen hairstyle under the hood. this dumbass had to keep the spikes even though he knew he had to hide them under a fucking hoodie that would ruin his work. it's called dedication. 11/10

before moving on to GO, (where the problems lies mostly), let's talk about two out of category looks.

i love gouenji's looks in the games, especially the very first. he looks like a whole different character, way more rebellious and loudmouthed with his frosted tips, jet black eyes and eyebrows, unbuttoned jacket (we'll talk about those) and single earring. he looks very homosexual. 10/10

after the first game tho, they dropped the delinquent look and he got the inverted pikachu treatment, they made him rounder. a little saddened but not complaining, they kept the best features. 8/10

one day i'll talk about the orion endings in detph, with all the emotions they triggered in me. persisting in giving him a hood is funny though. 7/10

OK NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT GO.

the ishido shuuji outfit. iconic.

my man looks EXPENSIVE and that's great. i can see the first game gouenji in him. i cannot tell if he's gay or european. the raybans, the blood read suit, the slutty unbuttoned shirt, the jewelry, the kazemaru blue streaks iN his unspiked hair ! this outfit would cost me more than my day job monthly salary. he's living the life.

i can't buy him as a villain but i can buy him as a mean girl. 100/10

the concept art is as good as the final design. i do get why they didn't keep the spikes for this look. he would have looked a little too much like a gay broly. not a bad thing but understandably unpreferable.

there it is. the glowdown.

his hair does look good unspiked but... where are the blue streaks. why is he suddely hiding his chest under three layes of clothing. gouenji darling you know warm colors suit you best so why the grey-blue-ish suit ? am i supposed to believe this is the real you ? i know it's not. i hope you find yourself. 4/10

OH BOY NEVERMIND WTF IS THIS.

wtf went through everybody's head while designing this. i get this is a way to mimic adult endou's charm but it does not work. gouenji isn't endou. you love endou because he's a very wholesome bundle of joy (voiced by naruto), and you love gouenji bc he is one half of the inazuma eleven equivalent of sasuke (kidou being the other half), you can't dress them the same way and not see the dissonance.

this man is not gouenji, this man buys cheap beers in the early afternoon without saying thank you to the cashier. this man pretends to be a metalhead. this man just divorced kanye. i would not trust him with my kids.

this is not a relaxed look, this is a sad, depressed look. please gouenji talk to someone. people love you. you can be helped. 0/10

conclusion : i don't know how they fucked up so bad at the end, they really made gouenji forgot about his hard-earned fashion skills. thank god he actually IS that handsome but before that he's all W after W. i'm eager to see him in victory road.

[bardocks-tiddies]

Bingo made by @sepiamestus

Going into excruciating detail under the cut because i love bardock so much i am so autistic for this man

I like them in theory. I mean duh?? Goku’s dad? Rad as fuck

Squashing him like a bug (/affection). I mean, yeah. Would he let me? No ofc not. But idc

He doesn’t get enough canon focus. He really doesn’t. He got a little screen time in Xenoverse 2 and Super, but they’ve changed his personality so much, and I don’t think Xenoverse 2 counts as ‘canon’.

LEAVE THEM ALONEEEE. How many times have we watched him die to Frieza? In movies and games and stuff? Leave him alone.

No one understands him but me and my circle of mutuals. His personality has been horrible morphed by FUNimation, and then Toriyama himself in Super

Banger design. His blood-soaked headband? Rad af. No I’m not including Super.

Doesn’t get enough fanon focus. He gets some fanon focus, but so many people write him as a tragic hero/loving father and it makes me cry every time. He’s canonically a terrible fucking father.

Like them better as part of a dynamic. I love his dynamic with Team Bardock (Fasha/Celipa, Pumbukin/Shugesh, Tora/Toma, and Toteppo/Borgos). I may not like his changes in Super, but I do love his relationship with Gine.

I know what you are. I interpreted this as “Character is Not Straight™️” and Z Bardock is certainly not straight.

I need them to be weirder. I need Saiyans in general to be weirder.

Transing their gender as we speak. I don’t think Saiyans really have the same gender social construct that Earth does, and I of course love a good trans HC, but I genuinely dont think it really works for Saiyans? If anyone else has any trans Saiyan HCs I won’t judge ofc, but I personally don’t.

Free space! The blorbo himself <3

I hate them (I think about them constantly). I do ofc think about him constantly, but I would never say I hate him.

They gave me new mental problems. Tragic hero Super Bardock (as opposed to Z Bardock) has certainly given me mental problems. Like from DBS: Broly. He gave absolutely everything and his priority being his two kids? All for Goku to just forget who he is? Genuinely some of Toriyama’s best writing.

I need them to be less weird. No.

WET CAT SOUNDS. :)

I like them but everyone is weird about them. I don’t think so? I don’t interact with a lot of DBZ spaces tho.

I cri

I miss my wife, Tails

Hate all their popular ships. I think the only “popular” ships are Bardock x Gine (which I adore) and Bardock x Toma (which I’m also absolutely on board with).

I don’t get the hype. There isn’t ENOUGH hype tbh.

Autism beam. He’s the most autistic bitch except maybe Goku, which makes sense since autism is genetic, we just know where Goku gets it from. Although I’d also make the argument that Gine is autistic, too.

Who was I before you… I mean I have dissociative amnesia so I thought it fits lol

I NEED them to be happy. After all the remakes of the destruction of Planet Vegeta, he deserves a rest.

[dballzposting]

ok but that's why cheelai is awesome she doesn't gaf. criminal ladies are neat. but how is she skeevy tho

- shes not neat ... unless youd call a dead bird on the sidewalk neat (which tbh....)

- Um She's Straight Up Skeevy she Pick-Pokcetted Broly's dad after like 2 interactions with him just becasue she could . She didn't know anything about Broly's situation and she didnt ponder how difficult it must have been to fasten an electrical collar on that planet, but she decided that it was all worth destroying. I feel like it's becasue shes in the mixing pot cess pool prison cell rock bottom that is the present-day Freeza Force, and that changes your priorities and respects. Let the tiger out of the cage babye..! NO QUESTIONS ASKED. Freedom is ALWAYS king. I have only seen half the movie

- I feel like this ask is subtlety phrased as if I said something bad about her. I did not do that.

- Ok The thing is I'm kind of completely pissed off by this ask becasue I Am Perceiving It to be dripping with that sort of passive aggression that comes from those lilly-livered pusilannimous performative people-pleasing self-fearing types. CAN YOU JUST TWLL ME WHAT YOU MEAN ?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! And Not Default to Abbreviated Words in order to come across as Less Aggressive. I'd rather you be aggressive . Tell me you dont fucking understand what I said. But dont do it now becasue I've already answered the quastion. But next time I mean

[furipasart]

I just remembered you and your art exists and how my very first fandom experience was browsing DBZ art and admiring yours for hours lol. Hope this doesn't sound creepy ;w; I lied and made a profile when I was young for deviantart so I could leave comments on people's art lol. I'm devastated tho, many artists have deleted their artwork or just straight up deactivated their account. At least I still got your art to admire. You fueled the fire for my first anime crush. Broly x3 your ocs are still cool too

Aww! I am so happy you like my work, as old as the DA one might be lol. I did op out when the whole AI thing first came around on it, but I had stopped posting there for a good while before. So I just use DA now as a sort of archive for my older works. But it always makes me happy having people come to me saying how they were long time fans of my works still today. Makes me feel like my work is seen, ya know? Glad you enjoy my current works too! Thank you so much and I hope you have a good day!

[imperfectercell]

IT WAS ME, BIRCHMERE. I WENT AROUND ASKING PEOPLE TO VOTE Z BROLY FOR THE BIT, ON BOTH DISCORD AND TUMBLR, SPREADING THE PROPAGANDA THAT HIM WINNING WOULD BE THE FUNNIEST OUTCOME, BECAUSE IT IS

(all in good fun tho)

I will say candidly in this moment I am genuinely annoyed by that sort of thing, I realize I cannot actually control anyones actions but people, cmon. Don't do that.

[brcly]

Broly please don't eat the roses, those are flowers, not food

“... But animals eat flowers.”