#broke toji

[ghost-girl277]

jjk- They text you after a one night stand

(*^*)Characters: gojo, geto, nanami, toji

(*^*)feel free to request a smau or one shot, for now I’ll do jjk and demon slayer

(*^*)cont: suggestive

[tiedsuccubus]

Trying to ride toji but the flaps to his cardboard box keep opening

[yuwuta]

gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you 

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact. 

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared. 

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date 

[klairluna]

Thinking about everything in jjk starts cuz two homies that r actually dating get assaulted by this homeless dilf who needed a quick buck…

[nellielsss]

Ouuuu the tits peeking out... the forearms... yeah I definitely love my man

Just go out there, I'ma stay down here with my man... AIN'T NOTHIN' OUT THERE FOR ME!!!

MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN MY MAN

Also... The Boy Is Mine fic coming soon 😊 I have to finish Nanami's part first though 🤞

[slvttyplum]

so now y’all all of a sudden toji defenders? oh chile boo. i’m still calling him a broke hobo because he deserves his lashings!! like idc, why everybody switching up

[sanjisblackasswife]

I want yall to walk with me for a moment..and hear me out of Toji being a military (or ex military) man and wearing this.

[midnightwriter21]

jjk hcs: "what's in my bag"

characters: satoru gojo, toji fushiguro, kento nanami

warnings: idk i say bad words sometimes thats it

AN: a list of items the characters can't leave the house without and why

SATORU GOJO

he can't leave the house without his flavored lip balm!

specifically strawberry flavored

he also always packs around an extra blindfold and extra sunglasses!

he might be the honored one but that doesn't mean he doesn't lose shit

and he does. he loses his sunglasses all the time. that's why he has several pairs at home and why he keeps extra just in case

his wallet!!

his wallet containing that luxurious black card and his jujutsu sorcerer ID

he def waves his ID in utahime's face every time he sees her too

"see this?" *shoves the ID in her face* "it says right here... 'special grade' that's why i'm amazing!"

also candy

bro stays stocked on anything sugary.

TOJI FUSHIGURO

a cardboard sign that says "will murder children for money" written in black marker

he sits under the overpass holding it up hoping somebody will stop and give him work

KENTO NANAMI

breath mints!!!!

bro is NOT gonna have bad breath ong.

he's finished drinking his coffee? he's popping a mint

he finished eating? he's popping a mint

he just finished exorcising a curse? he's popping a mint

a tie clip

this is self explanatory

he gotta stay looking fresh yk

he got that shit on tho!!

he def carries around a handkerchief

idk why i just know he does

i feel it in my bones

[tiedsuccubus]

Toji giving you his black card to go shopping but it’s really just a card painted black

[tojisun]

insane but toji the type to use his sugaring money on you 😭

“where the hell did you get this much money?” you asked, your brows furrowed at seeing the stacks of designer paper bags scattered all over your bed.

toji, the bastard, shrugged his shoulders, smirking as he continued to watch you. “oh, you know.”

“i really don’t.”

he playfully rolled his eyes with a chuckle. “c’mon, sweet girl. jus’ try ‘em on? f’r me?”

“god, toji,” you groaned as your mind began to piece what toji might have done to afford all these. “you’re just so-!”

[gojuo]

[heejayy]

I just love as a collective we all know that Toji is a fine ass broke man 😭😭

[erotica1star]

[kankuroplease]

I was wondering if you have any jjk ocs 👀 (not expecting such a massive group like in nart because gurl, that's insane and i love it)

I have one, but like, very little sfw material for her and tumblr would have me banned shishvhsv

Disclaimer: she just likes the worm, not Toji 🤣

[brianmaysclog]

NO I am NOT thinking of mid 40s single dad Toji whose in desperate need of a babysitter and he ends up falling for them

[teddybeartoji]

that 'be a good pup' set me OFF BC IMAGINE GOING INTO HEAT TOO?? and he KNOWSSS CERTAIN THINGS WILL GET YOU OFF?? ITS SO OVER !!!

'poor pup, needs a fat knot, right?'

'd'awww, wan' me t' pump you full, right? maybe give ya a few pups? ooooh, you like that, don'cha? like hearin' your toji talk 'bout givin' ya some babies?"

'my poor dumb pup, so cute an' needy, all f'me, love ya like this so bad'

i cant survive anymore mickeylove, its so over

LUNARGODDAMMMITJWJDUDEIDJWJDKEOSLALDBSIFJKDFJKDDKFJDKSBI CANNNNTTTTTT I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES AND I AM SOAKED AND BRICKED AND EVERYTHING INBETWEENNNN FUUUUUCCCKKKKK

TJIS IS FUCKIGN INSANREEE GOOD PUP DUMB PUPAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HE CAN FEEL YOU GETTING THIGHTER EVERY TIME HE SAYS IT AND HE'S JUST GETTING MEANER AND MEANERR🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 HE'S LICKING THE TEARS THAT FALL OVER YOUR CHEEKS AS HE FILLS YOU UP TO THE BRIMMMMM AND OMGFG HE LOVES IT WHEN YOUR TONGUE LOLLS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND YOU JUST START PANTING LINE CRAZY BC IT'S JUST ALL TOOOOO MUCHHH:((((( HE'S GONNA GIVE YOU A SLOPPY FUCKING KISS AND HE'S GONNA WHISPER IN YOUR EAR ABT HOW HE CAN'T WAIT TO GO ANOTHER THREE ROUNDS WITH HIS PUP