An online friend literally haven't spoke to him in a YEAR got hacked and sent me a server for free nudes. I helped him change his password after he got back in and what not but like then we srat talking abt dc, i show him some tim art. He tries to explain how Robin isn't gay. Not just Damian but like all Robin's arnt gay.
Whole convo bc because of Tim Drake art.
Tell me why this collagekid was so pissed I 'made' Robin gay??? Like sir! Sir! May haps shut your mouth? I explained the the queer coding and shit and a whole rant about JayRoy aswell.
Also, what's wrong with JayRoy, theres an age difference. But they're adults. In their 20s. They don't injure eachother often. And let's say you do hate the ship. Guess what? SALT TAGS EXSIST dot flood the tag with spam and fuckin' censor it like is a severe curse. Like "stop posting J*yroy 🤬🥺🥺" like Jason Todd killed your newborn puppy and fucked Roy over top of the the dead dog. Like. Get a life you're so fuckin pressed. Over 2 criminals holding hands like they're gonna nuke an orphan preschool or somhing like. Touch grass. And the concrete, see family, log off Tumblr die idc just shut up
anyway the Tim art in question.
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*kills it* *kills it again* *kills it again* *kills it again* *kills it aga
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Lamb: This is the new mascot, Narinder. Make sure to feed it 4 times a day it just escaped an eternal prison
Follower: Yes, of course great leader!
Lamb: And if it dissents, just give it snacks and a pat. It'll calm down
Follower: Oooh! So like a pet cat?
Lamb: Exactly.
Narinder: INSOLENT LAMB. I AM STILL HERE.
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The insane thing to me about half the "critique" about LLB is about "fetish". I really just need y'all to come out and say you hate gay women and the art they make, cuz white male directors have been making mountains of film of the kinky shit they're into but god forbid A woman be buff and framed as sexually desirable and a singular five second scene of her greasy butch suckin' a toe. Y'all need to grow the fuck up or go back to watching children's television if you can't handle dykes being anything more than angelic sexless intellectuals.
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Rick Astley Is Haunting You
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Someone bets Tucker he can’t hack into a hero’s patrol playlist and sneak a Rick Roll in there. He does, easily, and finds that said hero has horrible music taste.
So he sets out to hijack every hero’s music playlist he can find and rate their music tastes on a chart, sometimes adding in his own music or joke songs he thinks they’d like. It only gets back to the heroes when Tucker posts a video with his rankings. Up until then, they thought it was another hero or new villain messing with them. Not a civilian??
(Nightwing’s playlist is sixth on the list, and he’s furious about it.)
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hmpf.
thank you to my beautiful spymaster @babyblue711, beautiful little thing.
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Yan! Zombie and M! reader
(I'm not that good at grammar, but I try.)
As you stare at your television, your mouth lay agape. "LOCKDOWN. STAY IN YOUR HOUSES. A NEW VIRUS HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED" You roll your eyes, "it's like covid all over again." A sigh escapes your lips.
Little did you know that you were so very wrong. This wasn't another disease that kills and leaves their victims cold and unmoving. It wasn't a virus like the media said, but a spore. The spore's first step was to kill you, get your immune system to attack itself. Then it will grow and continue to the frontal lobe where it takes your body and uses that very body to spread the spore's kin through a bite.
Lucky for you, you were fortunate enough to have just enough food and water until your first encounter.
BANG
BANG
BANG
You shoot up from your bed, baseball bat in hand.
CRASH
You hear quiet murmuring from the room over, carefully but surely you make your way to the kitchen. A pale, scrawny figure is scrambling across to floor to try and fix a cup it had broken. Its eyes red and wide quickly move to your frame.
It lets out a small screech, as soon as it took its eyes off the broken cup a shard of glass stabs into his thigh. Another screech, a louder one. A lot louder. The zombie moves from a crouching position to a "all over the place" position. Which is true, you flinch and dodge at every new location it decides to sprint to.
Even if this thing would probably attack and ruin your life forever if you tried to help him, you did.
After a long back in forth from your reassurances and the pale creature's squeals and screams, you finally found a way to calm him down. Now that the creature was tied to your heater you dampened the wound and patched together the skin, The creature started giggling and shaking halfway through.
"What?" you ask the creature forgetting that the man across from you most likely has no clue how to talk or what you're saying.
The man with the pale skin and messy hair points to you and gurgles happily. You took it as a sign that he found you ridiculous, when in reality he found you immaculate. You didn't know this yet but you would feel the same about him soon. <3
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Headcanon that the reason why Atsushi’s eyes are purple and yellow is because the yellow part of his eyes is his ability. He was born with bad eyesight and couldn’t see shit so the tiger manifested itself in Atsushi’s eyes to fix his eyesight but now he’s also colorblind.
And then for Atsushi’s first month and a half of working at the agency every time Dazai makes direct skin to skin contact with Atsushi his vision gets 10x worse. And Atsushi’s too scared to point it out at first but eventually he’s like “hey guys every time Dazai touches me I can’t see and also I start seeing new colors what’s wrong with me”
Eventually they all figure it out and get Atsushi a pair of glasses so that he can turn off his ability every once and awhile, Atsushi also ends up learning how to drive because Kunikida and Yosano can’t just be the agency’s chauffeurs and even though he can only drive if he turns off his ability and puts on his glasses it’s still really funny to say that a colorblind teenager can drive better than 90 percent of the agency.
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I see a lot of people talk about the “you abandoned me! You took her away and you abandoned me!” scene. Rightfully so. It allows you to really see how Erik hurt Charles (especially when you connect that to the earlier scene of Hank saying Charles lost everything and he lists Erik, Raven, and his legs). But I wanna talk about what Erik says right after. He lists several mutants who have since died, and goes “where were you Charles?! We were supposed to protect them…you abandoned us all!” (it’s such a good scene and he says more but this is the jist). And just like with Charles, you can practically feel Erik’s pain. Because of the people they’ve all lost, which in a way includes each other. Right or wrong they both felt left behind by the other one, and they’re not over that pain. And man do James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender do a phenomenal job of showing it
Erik trying to play chess with him in their next scene is actually hilarious and so cute. When your best friend is also your adversary but also your lover and also your ex husband
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