#broflovski family

[mogwaisonmars]

drew kyle and ike over this photo my bsf sent me

[dailykylebroflovski]

[fennecfiree]

gerald is amazing idc what the smellys think

[skepticdoe]

Kyle’s family seems like the type to have an annual family gathering and I feel like some of his aunts and uncles would be the bitchiest people ever

him and Ike would make up a gameplan for the fastest way to escape while staying clear of Sheila who’s trying to force them to mingle with the extended family

[alaskan-wallflower]

broflovski is such a fire last name

[furidonliszn]

[krokminox]

How did Gerald bag such a baddie

[nid-log]

[potatoes-tomatoes]

this was one of kenny’s favorite deaths believe it or not.

[pineappleciders]

I loved your older siblings has, can u do more of them ?? :3

south park main 4 with a stereotypical older sibling reader

A/N: of course!!!! i've actually gotten several reqs to do more of these so i'm gonna do the main 4!!! i hope this is what you meant :D also so sorry for this being super late i have too many drafts

stan marsh

ANOTHER SHELLY??? pray for him

his friends have seriously been getting annoyed with how much he complains about his older siblings

you don't beat him up as bad as shelly does but you do shove him out of the way and noogie him and all that. you take his hat off and make fun of his greasy hair and he gets super pissy

always angry about how you always manage to woo your parents over. how sharon treats you like an angel when you're actually an evil dick

you and shelly gang up on him all the time LOL you two plan together in your rooms about how to annoy him. like when his friends are over you constantly open the door randomly just to put him on edge

whenever he's having problems with wendy he always comes to you. you always laugh and make fun of him but you actually give really good relationship advice

despite constantly making fun of him and annoying him you actually always have his back?? when he's getting bullied or he feels scared you're always on the person's ass and ready to jump in front of him at any moment

you'd never admit it though. stan is a little shit but he's a funny evil little shit

kyle broflovski

he peeks into a room to see you playing with ike and smiling and laughing and treating him like a little angel and he compares that to how you treat him and he thinks it's unfair

what he doesn't know is that when he was a baby like ike you were constantly cooing at him and carrying him. you think you would die of embarrassment if your parents showed him pictures of you reading him bedtime stories

he thinks you HATE him. like he is 100% convinced that you are out to get him. i mean you kinda are but it's tough love yk

you hide his hat often because you know he would rather die than go to school without it. he gets all pissed and snatches it when he finds it

calls you stupid and stuff like stereotypical sibling behavior but you're really the only grown-up he can trust with issues. sheila is amazing but she has quite a temper,, you're not that great either but you always help out somehow

tattles on you when you do smth he knows ur not supposed to be. he doesn't take immense joy in being a snitch but he thinks you deserve it

eric cartman

he hates you. you're #1 on his shit-list. like seriously be careful

whines and stamps his foot when you aren't a pushover and actually make him do basic things. like how dare you be a normal human being. he hates liane too but he always clings to her when you're around

whenever you see his friends you like to embarrass him by telling them how much of a mama's boy he is. and it doesn't really work because their opinion of him can't get much lower

is constantly plotting on how to get rid of you. sometimes you find papers in his room that are either extremely complicated or super simple plans to kill you

he also tapes threatening letters to your door sometimes. you're not really scared of him, but after the incident with the tenormans, you started locking your door at night..

his friends are actually quite thankful that there's someone to keep eric in his place now. he actually acts... somewhat more normal now. it's frightening how just having an older sibling can keep him in line

although... not completely. he's still a little devil and you pick him up by his scruff like a kitten whenever you catch him plotting.

kenny mccormick

even if you occasionally lock the door on him, and tease him in his stupid little roleplay outfits, he's still quite thankful to have an elder figure in his life who can take care of him.

admittedly, it's very hard to be mean to kenny and karen, so you typically find yourself bullying kevin the most.

it's never mean-spirited though. living in a household like that requires you to stick together, and you honestly wouldn't trade your siblings for the world

you get a job pretty early to start providing for your family, and you're often forced to bring kenny and the others with you to work at your boring cashier job. kevin likes to help out with restocking while karen and kenny play dolls behind the register

you smack kenny upside the head everytime you catch him reading porno mags.

his friends either think you're awesome or think you're lame. depends on how u act and cartman probably lowkey likes you but doesn't admit it cuz ur poor😭😭

even though you're mean to him u and kenny still chill a lot together. he'll always ask about adult stuff like weed but you never entertain his goofy ideas. he might try to act more grown, but he'll always be your baby brother!!!

[wilowby]

Sleeping in the car after a family event ft. Ike & Kyle :)

Here’s the ref photo from Pinterest:

I tried to do this drawing digitally, but I couldn’t capture it right. So I moved onto something I find more comfort in, which is drawing in pen and gluing random papers & magazine cutouts into my sketchbook lmao.

I’ve kinda been denying myself the joy of this art style for a bit now, convinced that I need to focus more on getting better at digital art. But I can’t deny how much more fun I have doing this sorta thing.

Also fun fact if you’re interested: I waited till golden hour to get the perfect picture :)

[fennecfiree]

Kolbie I dare you to draw Kyle and Shelia or Gerald with this

slowly.. very slowly getting all my asks done

[skepticdoe]

I feel like there is a lot of opportunity for Broflovski family angst.

They’re a strict religious family, one of their sons is adopted, we have whatever’s going on with Gerald and his trolling tendencies, both of their sons are super smart (and are expected to be).

Idk I feel like there would be a lot of inner conflict within the family. One of those ‘put together on the outside, conflict behind closed doors’ type of families.

[cringelordofchaos]

SOUTH PARK OMORI AU BECAUSE IM ACTUALLY INSANE

If anyone has any questions about what the actual fuck is supposed to be going on feel free to ask !!!

Hopefully this makes sense to someone out there

(basically stan is sunny, Kyle is somewhat Aubrey, Kenny is somewhat kel and a little hero, Cartman is NOT hero though, butters is basil and shelley is mari. And tolkien is kim now ig.)

[alaskan-wallflower]

honestly? i can’t see gerald and sheila buying kyle a car until he’s going to college.

when he’s living with them, gerald probably gets a new car and gives kyle hus old one. When Kyle left for college, he of course got a job, but his parents helped him buy himself a car and they gave kyle’s old car to ike.

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

he got up early to make breakfast for the kids <3