#broccili

[chronic-wasting-disease-au]

Carol is with Carune, they seem to be fine.. Gods and others are still dropping like flies.. However- somehow Carol knows how to ration? Either that, or she's using magic.. But besides that, they're currently growing an inside garden.. to help incase food runs low. Some of the plants are already done, who knows how though.. Carol: It's what we have, and it's what we'll need.. Carune: Yummy plants- wait... (*GAGS*) Is that fucking BROCCILI?? Carol: Get over yourself, it'll help us in the long run. Incase you're wondering.. one of them might be immune, who knows. However it would be a good idea for them to stay in separate rooms, and only come out when needed. -tether

"At least they're safe..."

"Man, this shit sucks... Why did this have to happen...??"

"We don't know how or when it started, August..."

"All I know is that we're having to avoid these damn corpses left and right!! And God forbid someone accidentally comes into contact with one!!"

"I want to go home, but I don't wanna be alone..."

"Get over it, Mariella... At least you're not one of the ones at risk..."

"Uhm, actually...."

"... Henry, what is it?"

"I think regular people are catching it too now...."

"WHAT?!"

"Yeah... The other day, Alice saw a regular human that came into contact with a corpse drop dead..."

"Oh, God fucking DAMNIT-"

"P-please keep your voice down...."

[pernillemagda]

"Broccili." That's a good one anon. And so accurate. 😂

Yeah😂

[silverynight]

Urakara: Give me the broccili.

Bakugou: *Holding Midoriya very cutely in his arms* Grr!!

Urakara: Give me the broccili!

Bakugou: *Holding Midoriya closer* Grr!!

Midoriya: *Giggling*

Urakara: Give me the broccili!!

Bakugou: GRR!!

They act like this because they both want the 🥦 boy for themselves but mostly because this silly "fight" between Uraraka and Bakugo always seems to make Midoriya laugh so they do this every time Midoriya is feeling down.

They just want to make him happy.

[fictionkinfessions]

*perks up at the sheep traveling in herds ask, as a self-insert kin where the mc is represented by a sheep* - obey me mc

Smash Bros voice Another sheepie friend has entered the group chat! Hello welcome!

🥦🥯🐑

^ I'm feeding you broccilis and demon cores <3 Keep up your strength! The new week is arriving within hours!

Mod Party Cat!

[friendoftubbo]

sandwich order, go

every single meat option. no fucking kale or tomatoes or broccili if you gave me a vegetable i would seriously die. the sshredded kraft cheese with no bread bread is to be eaten separately and sesparately ONLY if you have never eaten an entire loaf of bread at 3 am. never felt the feeling of wet mush expanding inside of you then why do you even exist

[winterrhayle]

I FUCKING LOVE VEGETABLES SJCBDJDJSNN

NEEED SOME BROCCILI RN

[absolutebl]

Favorite cast in BL? 

Until We Meet Again

There are only two casting mistakes in Until We Meet Again...

Sin’s hair.

The mistletoe.

Otherwise, this cast is picture perfect. 

[karasflowers]

the fact that jex eats vegetables and vdub probably doesnt even know what a vegetable is.

[johnbottoms]

i need u to know that ur tag "yzma going eh er eh er with the broccili" is the funniest thing ive ever seen

bfkdbfosnfowjeoeoeksnks <333

[humanfist]

Lets make this a game, excluding op because context means he would otherwise sweep

5 Flats

4 Raptor Chatter

3 bobby broccili

2 Doug Walker (unwillingly)

1 Defunctland

Top 5 YouTubers in my mind this exact moment

5 NerdSync

4 Dime Store Adventures

3 Scott the Woz

2 Defunctland

1 Internet Comment Etiquette

[silas796]

A smol Izuku head cannon

Cute fairy deku hc:

izuku as a fairy his plant obvoicly a broccili, wears one as a hat and looks after your garden when you out,

has small leafed wings and can be the size of your hand in fay form, and when in "human" form is 5'2

is super sweet and gets verry possesive if you have friends over

wishes he could bring you to meet other fairys

If youd like i can make a small fic about this?

[silverynight]

I bet 30 bucks that Mitsuki would be Katsuki's wingwomen to help him get his sunshine broccili

Yeah, she's definitely determined to make it happen. She already has Katsuki and Izuku's suits in mind for the wedding (or maybe a cute dress for Izuku if he wants one).

[wooteena]

sex? no. ringo star? yes. broccili emoji. XD !

stop feeding me propaganda (broccoli)

[dragon-swords-prophecies]

Please tell me if you have not told someone else yet, that sounds wonderful interesting

i have exactly one hour before i have to cook dinner, any bets on how much i can write in that time??

key factors include: it is sunny and my ideal temperature zone, i have the windows open, coffee, the right playlist, AND the perfect background on

[ao3feed-tododeku]

Ol'Green Eyes- A MHA Musical Fic

Ol'Green Eyes- A MHA Musical Fic by El Gordo3465

Izuku is the man of the hour! Enjoy reading his antics as he tries to adjust to life at the dorms while trying to keep his secret talent under wraps!

Spoiler alert: He doesn't and ends up in the most spectacular way.

Words: 1273, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M

Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yagi Toshinori | All Might

Relationships: Midoriya Izuku/Uraraka Ochako, Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou

Additional Tags: Singing, Songfic, Frank Sinatra - Freeform, frank - Freeform, Sinatra, my hero, bnha - Freeform, mha - Freeform, Izuku midoriya - Freeform, Midoriya Izuku is a Ray of Sunshine, Cute Midoriya Izuku, Local broccili sings his heart out, but is disaster bi, dadmight, Dadzawa, dadmic?, First story posting here, but this ain't my first rodeo, more tags to be added when I damn pleases, Im disapointed in every fandom that there isn't enough sinatra related stuff, More relationships to come, Dekubowl

Read Here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/23354884

[princess-peregrine]

What are your opinions on cauliflower v. Broccoli

Cauliflower kicks broccilis ass