#bro. imagine the uppies.

[pregnant-javert]

the vibe of dmitri and kraven clearly being telegraphed as like. maybe 2-3 years apart or less is so funny when u have like. baby face fred hechinger (1999) next to aaron taylor johnson (1990) like dmitri your older brother looks old enough to run for mayor and YOU look like you're in a prom suit. sooooo annoying bc its like. IN MY HEART they are actually 9 years apart. but like. obviously they aren't.

[l0s3rd0wnt0wn]

the black reader likes physical contact...except with the batfam (alfred doesn't count)

So real dude

The reader loves hugs, kisses, and any type of affection; they're kind of touch-starved due to being neglected. At first, the reader doesn't know how to deal with a hug; their body just tenses, and it looks like someone hugging a tall tree until they finally accept the affection.

If the reader is working on a mod and, out of nowhere, Bart shows up to give them a kiss on the cheek, they'll fumble.

If Conner kisses the reader's dreadlocks at a gala, they will start speaking gibberish. Or sometimes, in public, he'll kiss the back of your neck, and you'll fold like a lawn chair.

A tight hug from Cassandra when you're having a bad day just feels right. Her strong muscles squeezing you just makes you blush.

But when the Batfam interacts with the reader, the reader is so uncomfortable; it's like getting a hug or kiss from a relative you've never met. Bruce gives you a small kiss on the cheek in front of the paparazzi, and you wipe it off, giving him a glare. The press might think it's a cute little thing kids do, but in reality, you're just disgusted. Sometimes he'll pick you up like someone would their cat, except you're a tall teenager and not a cat; your feet will be two inches off the ground, and you'll be frowning the entire time. Bruce thinks it's cute, but to you, he's damaging your pride.

If big bro Dicky wants to cuddle while watching a movie, you can't say no because "no" means nothing to him. So you're sitting there in the most uncomfortable position, watching some stupid romance. You're going to go crazy by the time the movie is over, and if he falls asleep mid-movie and you try to escape, he will wake up, and you'll get flashes banged by those blue eyes. You have no choice but to stay.

Jason is the type to treat you like a house cat, ruffling your dreads, scratching underneath your chin, fussing over you. Ever since he died, he felt guilty about not giving you any affection when he was younger, so he tried to make up for lost time. Although there was no time to speak, and the way you cringe at his touch, he just thinks of it as you're just not used to this kind of stuff, and he'll make sure to fix that.

Tim is a whole other can of worms. You could be chilling in the living room playing God of War Ragnarok, and if you get stuck on a puzzle, don't worry; Timmy is here to your rescue. He'll put you on his lap and start playing the whole game for you, treating you like a little kid who knows nothing of gaming. He'll bury his face into your neck, and if you jump at the touch, he'll just think you're shy when you're actually trying not to punch him.

Damian, the worst; he demands affection right this instant. Usually, little kids are like, "uppies!" But Damian is like, "Dearest sibling, I would like uppies," which is so weird. You pick him up just to see his little legs tangle; it makes you feel superior. Then, the worst part is cuddling with all of Damian's pets. If you think cuddling with Grayson is bad, just imagine Titus, a 200-pound Great Dane, next to a 140-pound boy laying on your stomach—you're suffering!

Stephanie is really light, so it feels like you're holding a couple of grapes; but if you move just a little, she'll grip you like a vice. Cass and Duke will tag-team you with hugs and kisses; escape is impossible. Try to run away; they'll drag you back and hold you even tighter and stronger. I think you'll pop a shoulder.

[xochimillilili]

AAAAAAHHHH YOU GIB DA BEST NICEEEEYYYYS! running around my bed in circles im so happy you like it!!! you posted it so fast i was so surprised!

also like 🫀🐕‍🦺 anon might've broke my brain talking about armor that fucking rules i hope you break 🩷🐰 (aaaaand now i have more ideas >////<)

also im just imagining two little writer buns bringing each other snackies and tea while they write, each one just getting sillier and sillier with the other until they can only be silly little bunnies and need another cutie to take care of them (maybe big bro?) (literally kicking my feet as i write that X3)

-🦋

I LITERALLY SAW WHEN THE YOUR BIG WRITEY ASK CAME IN LOL I was doin somethin else entirely n just had to stop n stare and read it !!!

N ooooh that'd be so cuteee !!! Just busy buns writing and bouncing ideas off each other, until they're just bouncing around babbling and playing around <3 and tiny little bunnies definitely need someone to care n keep them safe !!! A responsible n caring big bro, who'll hold and sit one bunny on each knee and tell us sweet stories until we're all sleepy n askin big bro for naptime and uppies !!!

[crystallizedday]

You know

Fusionfall’s universe is actually kinda flexible when it comes to what different types of games you could theoretically make for it.

I know that sounds weird, but like

Imagine Fusionfall but as like a sort of

Chao garden style game where you’re assigned by Dexter during the war effort to take care of nanos that are left at the nano stations

Basically just as a way to keep them stimulated & prepared for battle when the time is right.

Like

You have all these different virtual environments & snacks & doohickeys to make very specific nano happy

Like maybe you can give a bone to a Courage nano to keep him content, or give a Bubbles nano a stuffed animal to play with.

Obviously, not all these nanos are gonna act like lil bbies since you’ll have like

Maybe Dexter & Mandark’s nanos just wanting to keep themselves stimulated with work or puzzles

Or maybe do very specific activities with them like helping them train for battle or just chilling out with em.

& if you do a good enough job, Dexlabs allows you to create your own nano as a permanent companion to help you tend to the other nanos, & THIS nano will follow you around.

I like to think your relationship with your companion nano influences its behaviors around you & the other nanos

Like if you treat them & play with them & keep them fed, they’ll wanna stick by your side.

But if you neglect them, they’ll either keep their distance or wander off.

Y’all know me. I would LOVE to have a Demongo nano as my lil companion, feeding him lil snacks & giving him all the affection he deserves…

The idea made me draw these shitty doodles on my phone one day & I love them so much OWMWOSMSODM

Bro can float, but he still wants uppies just cause KANAOSMOSMXOSMX

I love him so much…

… but uh

This post isn’t JUST to pitch a chao garden style fangame.

Cause like I said

Fusionfall’s universe is HUGE

& you could make a variety of different games out of it.

For instance

Ya know how the Book of Bill has people binging GF recently

& some fans are re-experiencing the silly lil Grunkle dating sim made forever ago?

…

Don’t judge me, cause I know some of you would LOVE that idea.

Obviously, the selection of who you could grow closer to would be kinda small since well

Most of the cast are teenagers, & I ain’t about that…

The Ace situation in the og game still pisses me off, & I’m so glad Retro retconned the shit out of it…

But you still have very notable characters like

Ya know

Professor Utonium, Him, Father, Mojo, Demongo, Hoss Delgado, Grim, Grandpa Max, Demongo, Samurai Jack, Vilgax, the Scotsman, Demongo

Look

I may be biased, but it’s at LEAST for a good reason, cause bro is like one of the VERY FEW VILLAINS I’ve seen where a redemption arc could GENUINELY work & feel SATISFYING with how he’s written in Fusionfall!

& I’m JUST saying

It would be REALLY sweet to see that unfold & YOU be the one to help him get to that point, ya know??

It may be incredibly self serving, but come on. I just wanna see this man be genuinely happy for once in his life KAKWOSNSODMDOCMDOFK

But ya get what I mean now though, right???

With such a huge crossover of characters in a universe where everyone just

Coexists with each other

& their backgrounds & history have been most likely altered in ORDER to co-exist,

You get this EXTREMELY unique universe that stands out from ANYTHING that’s EVER been done by Cartoon Network, let alone other big companies.

& regardless of if you factor in the fusion war into the story or not

You can create some BALLER content using this universe as a template.

& I’d LOVE to see how creative people can get with it!

Also

If any of y’all seeing this have any cute lil hypothetical fangame ideas of your own

I wanna hear em!!

[draftingteacups]

Imagine one day everyone thought there wouldn't anymore chaotic or sudden appearance of wild Pokemon until one day in NRC some group were causing trouble and expected to get caught by the teachers, Riddle or Soni to stop them until you hear a shriek and saw an indigo toad behind the unfortunate student who was on the ground shaking from a poison jab as that indigo toad nodded before walking away leaving everyone in the hall in silence until they realize that wasn't an ordinary toad.

Cue everyone calling or rather yelling in fear and confusion to Soni about the strange toad who was just by the fountain chilling not knowing what he just did but he didn't care so long he got his peace and quiet.

Until his quiet time was interrupted by a certain chaotic Swan much to his annoyance.

I definitely wanna see Croagunk making an appearance in your story XD I imagine him as one of the responsible chill bro to the baby Pokemon 😂

Honestly, that might be how Croagunk comes into the story 😂

Soni's just seeing this chaos, people are just asking her what the hell that toad thing is ("Croagunk, you dumbasses. Try not to get Poison Jabbed" and them going "A LITTLE TOO LATE FOR THAT ADVICE!"), and Soni's curious about where Croagunk came from until Swanna just tries to play in the fountain.

Suddenly it's a Pokemon Battle and even more chaos ensues lasdkjfjkla

I can see Croagunk as the chill big bro too!

Croagunk's at his own pace and just vibing as things go on. While he does like his peace and quiet, Baby Pokémon are naturally energetic and playful, so he lets them off more easily than others. Some of the babies wanna nap with him, Croagunk's like "Sure, it's fine" and everyone who's ever been suckerpunched in the gut by this toxic frog is just baffled by that fact the babies really like Croagunk like what-

In anime fashion, Happiny is fond of Croagunk. If no one can take care of Happiny at the moment when Happiny's roaming around the campus, Croagunk brings the baby back to Soni, or if she's not around, Deuce. Whenever Deuce sees Croagunk, most of his Track and Field Club members just wonder why that scary-ass poisonous frog is on the field until little Happiny is dashing towards them, which is more of a fast waddle than anything else.

(Ace had his Happiny care rights revoked after trying to fly with Happiny on a broomstick and Grim is a gremlin who lights things on fire.)

Happiny can't travel too fast since she's small, so Croagunk just picks up Happiny and walks that way, making Happiny very happy at the uppy-up motion.

[monsuprmc]

Latest event involved children. Kind of disappointed none of the main cast turned into kids, but... Any idea how the brothers (+sides?) would react to suddenly child MC?

you are absolutely correct anon we were robbed

brb crying myself to sleep bc i couldn't see lucifer go "uppies" to mc

here's headcanons of a gn child mc w/ brothers! it got a bit long so undatables will be in a separate post ♡

the bros

at first everyone ( mammon + lucifer ) is freaking tf out - one a bit more visible than the other - but it's okay! it'll wear off by the end of the day

so now they have to deal with mc with the mentality of a 5 - 7 year old

fun.

lucifer calms everyone down and starts to dictate jobs to everyone: beel is in charge of snacks, belphie naptime, asmo with dress-up and photos, satan + levi with entertainment, and mammon just as a general babysitter/supervisor. no one complains, especially with the promise of having cute photos later

honestly? it would probably be a fairly normal day, aside from little-er mc

mc WILL ask for uppies from everyone and they WILL obey bc how tf could they refuse

when you ask lucifer everyone just stares. the most powerful brother in all of devildom reduced to a nap spot. mc has fallen asleep on his shoulder and is drooling. he refuses to move.

moving on to the photoshoot! if ur parents have ever taken you to a macy's they have the stupid fuckin photography area near the back of the store I am sorry and in solidarity

imagine that but more pink. that's asmo's room right now

he dresses you in everything! raincoats, onesies, a mini version of the school uniform

once he brings out the matching scarves and sunglasses mammon has to intervene cause y'all are having way too much fun without him

which SUCKS cause it's gaming time with leviiii less GOOOO

he reteaches you how to play his favs and deliberately lets you win after a bit

he has no mercy for mammon

after that y'all watch a few of his favorite animes and do an awful reenactment lololol

next is storytime with satan!! woo!! luckily he has a wide variety of books to choose from

he's surprised when you choose one from the devildom but pleased seeing how excited you are

you're so damn attentive and ask so many stupid questions and satan is just feeling so fucking appreciated as he should be

lunch time with beel ( + mammon ) is a success! he cut up some fruits into little demon shapes

he does the 'here comes the airplane' shit and melts seeing how happy you are eating with him

but you're getting p sleepy so its naptime

up to belphie you go, mammon carrying you to the attic where he's waiting with only the best pillows

once your head hits the pillow you're gone and so is mammon lmao

you wake up to a cuddle sandwich of belphie and mammon and notifications of your photoshoot and various other videos in the groupchat

needless to say your face will be their lock screens for a long while

[rubykgrant]

I finally finished this thing. It took entirely too long, mostly because I was using a mouse and had no layers, so I had to re-do everything over and over.

OK, anyway, behold; all the Saiyans (that I cared to draw). I imagine this is like some “Look, we still exist party”, that initially Vegeta thought of, but then everybody else started making it way too touchy-feely, but he can’t back out of it now. He didn’t want to be surrounded by everybody for a group photo (especially since 4 other others are taller than him), but they talked him up as “a prince surrounded by his subjects”, so he gave in. He did insist his younger Trunks sit higher up than Goten, though. We also have future Trunks visiting the past, Tarble gets to exist and get attention, Broly is also here, and the Saiyans from the other universe were naturally invited. I just like the idea of Kale and Caulifla adopting Broly as a bro, and he thinks they are the best. Cabba is just happy to be here, he’s having trouble not gushing over how cool he thinks the others are. I tried to add more details to their faces than I usually do. I don’t know, I imagine Saiyans as having very defined features (I also played around with how family members look, Goten has his dad’s hair but more of his mother’s face, Gohan is a slightly more slender version of his dad, Tarble is like a softer Vegeta, and both Trunks’ take after Vegeta but are a bit more chunky)

I decided to put them in like... fancy Saiyan clothing, which I totally just BS’d, whatever. I also wanted everybody touching. Goku has an arm over his oldest boy, and is holding up Goten on his shoulder. Gohan is holding up Pan, who is getting better at holding still. Vegeta has little Trunks up on his shoulder holding hands with Goten, next to Vegeta is future Trunks (I wanted them to be embracing, since the little one has actually gotten held by his dad, but future boy needs a hug too), and little Trunks has a hand on his alternate-self’s head. Tarble has a hand reached out so his tiny neice Bra can hold one (she’s already a little ham in front of a camera), and he’s also got an arm around Cabba (they both have to be off to this side since they have sticky-uppy almost-Vegeta hair. Broly is behind Goku because he feels closest to him, but he’s made friends with the girls as well, who are hugging each other~

Some close-ups