#bro what was robin thinking

[blutig-hund]

god this is awful (likes the video and saves the link)

[thebrainrotsreal]

Was pondering how Mark’s rigid ass mask/lens is prob a Budget Thing (since squishy, bendy lens are pretty much a mandate for all hero animated series, like JL, BTAS, TNBA, Spider-Man, etc), and then I was slapped with a vision of Mark in a more JL/BTAS-ish style and I had to see it through. I am a genius btw.

[the--firevenus]

Love the idea of de-aged Bruce au where he turn to a lil kid but he still possessed the same skills / knowledge he already has (with some minor changes to fit in his new small body) and he's like "oh this great actually, I wish I was doing this when I was 9"

Meanwhile the boys + Alfred was stressed tf out like, "HMM LET'S NOT ACTUALLYYY" (they know Bruce is capable but also they never saw tiny Bruce and wym he's nine? He look like he's 6!? And wym he can jump very high and do the chandelier swing???? NO HE DOESNT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT—)

I think cassandra would be the most chill about it, experiencing cuteness aggression and is enabling Bruce to try trick that would raise Dick and Alfred blood pressure

Bonus point if dami was the second one that's like "?? I don't see why this is a cause of concern, I did more when I was that age" and is the second enabler (actually dragging tiny Bruce ((who now more lenient and child like despite keeping the same knowledge as older Bruce)) to some misadventures that he always wanted to do) (he wanted to be his father best friend.. Someone sedate me actually OTL)

[lemonlimestar]

how it feels trying to tell a batfam fan that tim isn’t morally gray

[miku-meeku]

literally got up from my bed while sick to cook up this vision i had that may explain reasons i like robinhill

dont they look alike im not delusional i swear they look alike i swear rIGHT THEYRE WHITNEY AND AMY CORE RIGHT

[rmbunnie]

I'm reading A Lonely Place of Dying and Alfred latching immediately onto Tim is NASTY work. Tim shows up and is like "I never aimed to be Robin! I mean I did karate my whole life to emulate Robin and just so happen to have sought you out and grabbed this costume in my size out from that case and really you should be calling me Robin just for now and let me come with you as Robin but I never dreamed it would specifically be ME being Robin. You have a lovely house and home btw :) Now go back to being 10." And Dick's understandably like "No I am a grown man now who are you" and Bruce is not here for this one, but later on is like "You aren't Robin, you're some kid dressed up like my dead son." But Alfred?

IMMEDIATELY Alfred is implying Dick was trying to subtly ask Tim to be Robin (simply not true in in NTT 61, when the implication is made, although he changes his mind in Batman 442) and that Bruce should be grateful for this young man's profound bravery and immense natural skill and maybe show him a few pointers or something idk we'll see :) Like let's be clear, the idea that Tim didn't want to be Robin is simply not part of this story outside of like two lines of dialogue where he's like "oh I didn't consider it could be me!" after which he immediately goes "Wow so you ARE gonna let me be Robin right?" the second he sees the opportunity. The guy essentially makes himself Robin once Dick makes it clear he isn't gonna be. Dick tells Tim nobody should be at first (until he changes his mind) but is ignored because Tim doesn't get why and goes with what he understands, his own stance.

I'm of the opinion that the whole "Tim understands that being Robin is an arduous task full of suffering from the start and chooses to bravely yet sadly martyr himself for the cause" thing I see sometimes is strongly disproven, at least in the beginning of his Robin career, by his "Batman NEEDS a Robin (to love and care for and to watch out for him in return :) )" line of reasoning, his subsequent willingness for Anybody to be Robin whether or not it was him (unless he was consciously okay with other children suffering for his benefit which I find really hard to believe,) and his active glee at anything involving being Robin and persistent smiling pursuit of Doing So against Batman's strong disapproval, because he hasn't officially said no (he did several times, but you can't blame a kid for being excited.) Like, I think he said he never dreamed of being Robin just because having a kid come in begging to replace Batman's dead son because it was a personal aspiration would be extraordinarily rude and arrogant and they wanted people to like this one. He was NOT in any way adverse they just couldn't make him THAT presumptuous, and he is by nature of what he's doing already moderately so.

But say it was true, that Tim was actively opposed to being Robin? Alfred would be pushing this shit HARD onto this thirteen year old kid like what the fuck bro. And "From what Master Richard said, he follows your orders." is HEINOUS but let's not get into that.

[the-mighty-nappa]

Off my antidepressants: unhinged sub in heat that needs to be bred On my antidepressants: Top violently in need of dominating their "big bro" and having her way with them. I love the duality of my mistakes :D (always remember to get med refills kids)

[mc-tummy-blur]

Witnessed first hand a 9.5 magnitude cuntquake of a performance

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[mamawasatesttube]

saw someone being wrong about kon on the internet again (i know. shocking) and you are all so lucky i'm sick and feverish and lazy because i DID just seriously entertain the thought of writing up a small essay complete with issue and panel citations about why it's simply incorrect to say that kon never really seemed to reciprocate any sort of crush on tim before geoff/tt03. this is just not true. you dont have to actually ship them but to downplay their importance to each other even in the earliest days is simply incorrect. i'm too tired and achy to bother digging through comics to pull up all the issues that have the bits i want to point at but like... they were both very mutually important to each other from early on. it was in no way shape or form one-sided, whether you want to read that as platonic or romantic. man.

[r0semultiverse]

Imagine if having devil fruit powers in One Piece got you the label of “fruity.” They needed a name/label to call people who have devil fruit powers so they just start saying you’re fruity. If you’re strong as fuck with your devil fruit powers? That’s fruity as Hell!

[kkaimmri]

the jason todd music debate is so funny cuz like what time do you think he had to listen to music??

[lemonlimestar]

u can have dick grayson be your favorite robin as a kid. but Watch Out

[animalsandskyyy]

random-

what i’ve learned from BOTH the gemini and yotta apps going to shit and freezing my money for who know how long- DONT TRUST MY DAD’S RECOMMENDATIONS ON NEW SAVING AND INVESTMENT APPS😭

[jungwildeandfree]

ultimately i think it's good to have a conversation about whether or not generative AI has a place in cinema, and i'm glad The Brutalist has brought this up, because creators should be considering this issue. and ultimately i think the answer is No

[constantvariations]

They tried to buy matching outfits at Villains 'r' Us but had to make do with similar shades of ugly

[februarys-wednesday]

hi for fathers day my question is which bruce and child dynamic is the best one to YOU . not which one is the most complicated or nuanced or whatever which one do you like seeing the most just plain and simple nice father/child interactions from canon or otherwise