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cosmiccdivinityy · 3 months ago
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lol idk if these leaks are real or not so beware of spoilers.
But apparently Yuji told Megumi he misses him and Megumi suddenly got the will to live again
😭😭 lol that’s so funny and cute, Megumi is the equivalent of damn life without my crush is boring and pointless soon as his crush says hi to him suddenly life has meaning.
Can you imagine them in a normal highschool au.
Megumi being his usual over dramatic self: God this school fucking sucks, life sucks, my will to live fades with each passing day
Yuji walking by, waves and smiles: Hi Megumi. I like your jacket
Megumi after his crush says hi: wow life seems so much more worth living, when I die make sure I’m buried in this jacket
It’s so canon I can not 😭
Wait It’s giving Barbie and Ken! Yuji has a good day everyday. Megumi only has a good day if Barbie smiles at him.
Wait someone please draw itafushi in that scene I beg 😭 god I wish I could draw.
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chosolala · 5 months ago
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Nanami Headcannons 👉👈
nanami headcannons *ੈ✩‧₊˚
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thank you for the request!! here are my cute nanami headcannons :]
(i love him sm)
·:*¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨*:·
falls asleep after you and wakes up before you everytime
when he has to go to work, he always makes sure his alarm doesn’t wake you up and does his morning routine
literally only works so he has money for you to spend on whatever you want
hes actually really funny, like he has a sarcastic sense of humor and a lot of his jokes are missed because nobody gets the references
really good cook but can never take the time out of his day to actually make a nice meal
if youre cooking he'll def help u tho ^.^
loves antique stores,, he buys the funkiest house decor there
candy crush lvl 80000
probably tried playing like trumpet or flute at some point in his life but gave up fairly quickly
can literally sense if anything is off with you immediately and always has something to make you feel better, like your favorite snack or takes you out
always ends up watching hour long video documentaries on the stupidest things and just has a bunch of useless knowledge on random topics
always makes you coffee/tea in the morning when he doesn't have to work
randomly just brings you breakfast in bed for no specific reason its so cute
also randomly comes home from work with flowers for you
your fridge is covered in polaroids and pictures of you and him on vacation
always talking trash about gojo to you its so funny how mad he gets over gojos stupid pranks
loves having his hand on your thigh
really likes marvin gaye lol
has a really big sweet tooth, a lot of the time when he comes home he'll bring treats for you guys to share from a bakery
loves to run his fingers through your hair or brush it for you
when youre on your period (or just sick) he will run and buy whatever crazy foods you're craving even if its like 12am
would drop everything for you, even if it messes him up in the future hes always there for you :]
loves to have game nights with you, video games or board games
probably bought you guys a switch and plays overcooked with you (it genuinely stresses you guys out)
literally the most graceful sleeper ever, bro mews in his sleep and just looks so peaceful
sometimes when he gets home from work he just goes straight to the bedroom and falls asleep, suit on and everything
sometimes he'll pick you up and bring you with him to bed
his hands are always so soft, even though hes a busy guy with a rough job his hands are never rough
probably has a record collection
reads in bed before he falls asleep
older women love him so much (like senior citizens)
no matter how bad his day was he never is annoyed or takes anything out on you, hes really good at separating work life from home life
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Bro how would they react if they found out u got pregnant? Cuz yk their pirates and stuff so what would they do? U can do whoever but ik i want shanks, zoro, and mihawk you can do other people or not do the ones or dont do this at all👍 i want i jus want you to be comfortable writing this if you want to write it at all😭
I enjoyed writing this SO MUCH, thank you for the request!!
I just did Zoro, Shanks, and Mihawk for now. May end up doing one for Sanji and Buggy as well if anyone wants, but since I ended up writing these as little short stories instead of headcanons, I just decided to focus on those three this time.
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Shanks is already such a dad honestly I lub him <3
So here we gooooo
Whoops
OPLA! Zoro, Shanks, Mihawk x AFAB!Reader
SFW, so fluffy I'm suffocating
Wordcount: 4.6k
No warnings, I think?
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Zoro
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It took you some time to dredge up the nerve to tell him. It was just a one night stand, after all. A lot of alcohol involved, nothing special. Sure, maybe you’d had a crush on him for a while, but that was in no way relevant. The incorrigible amount of liquor you had consumed had more than done the trick of acting as liquid courage, given you had awoken the next morning in his hammock, both of you stark naked, just a hungover tangle of limbs with no real memory of anything past making out on the quarterdeck while everyone else was staying the night in town.
That had been awkward enough—your eyes locking as you both stirred awake, your face turning beet reed as you scrambled off the green-haired swordsman and quickly threw on enough of your clothes to be able to safely escape, him speaking up behind you as you hurriedly dressed yourself.
“Did we—uh—”
“No idea,” had been your quick, curt response, making sure you didn’t turn around and meet his eye again. “Bye.”
“Wh—? Wait a minute—”
But you had already been out the door. You spent the following days, the following weeks avoiding being alone with the first mate of the Strawhats under any circumstance, avoiding any situation where you might have to actually talk about what had happened between the two of you.
But now you had to talk.
Middle of the night, with everyone else safely asleep so they couldn’t overhear, you stood over him as he lay asleep himself in that same hammock. You stood there for a long, tense moment, arms crossed tight over your stomach, tapping your foot lightly as you looked down at Zoro, deliberating over whether you really had the guts to go through with this.
You decide you have no choice, and you nudge his arm. “Wake up,” you say quietly.
He snores in response.
You sigh to yourself, and nudge his shoulder a little harder, say it again a little more forcefully. “Wake up, come on—”
He gives a small growl of protest at that, rolling his shoulders and stretching his toned arms out behind his head, before tucking one hand under his neck. He squints at you in the small, dark cabin, blinking slowly. The groggy, astonished sort of manner in which he mumbles your name makes your heart skip for a moment.
“Wha…?” He glances past you toward the cabin door, toward the darkness outside on the deck, and asks, “What time is it?”
“Two in the morning.” He quirks an eyebrow as you toe the wooden floor, staring off to the side, biting your lip. “We…need to talk.”
“At…two in the morning,” he repeats slowly. You hum in affirmation and give a small nod, already feeling your face starting to heat up—and you hear him sigh.
Then his hand is around your forearm, and you’re gasping out in alarm as he pulls you down across his chest until your eyes are level with his, your foreheads nearly touching.
His hand slips further up your arm, up your shoulder, back behind your neck, and your blush only grows hotter as he gives you a smirk. “Don’t think there’s really much to talk about.”
And he pulls you down, seizing your lips with his own.
Your brain all but short-circuits. You can barely remember how to breathe as your thoughts whirl. He kissed you. There isn’t a drop of alcohol involved this time, and he still kissed you.
Don’t think there’s really much to talk about.
Maybe that crush of yours was more mutual than you thought it was.
Your eyes flutter shut as you melt against him and return the kiss with a slow sigh, forgetting for a moment what you were doing here in the first place, your tongues meeting and swirling together, his hand drifting down your back, curling around the hem of your shirt and tugging at it and—
And this was exactly how you got into your present predicament in the first place. You tear your lips away from his and sit up at the edge of the hammock, flinching. “No, we…” You glance over your shoulder at him, briefly meeting his eyes as he stares up at you cautiously. “We do need to talk, I…” You swallow, and decide to just rip off the bandage, just say it. “I’m late.”
He’s silent for several seconds, and as you sit there, inwardly panicking, dreading his reaction, he finally speaks up.
“What the hell could you be late for at two in the morning?”
“What—no, I—” you sputter, jerking your head to look over your shoulder at him, sharing his stare of bafflement, as you realized he had no idea what you meant. “I…my period. I—is two weeks late.”
His brow furrows for a moment as that sinks in.
And his eyes slowly widen, and you look quickly away, flinching again, hanging your head.
“O…oh.” He sits up himself, swinging his legs over the side of the hammock to sit next to you, exhaling a slow sigh. “Shit.”
“Mmhmm,” you reply in a weak sort of hum, practically a whimper, watching him run a hand back through his hair from the corner of your eye, his eyes wide, unblinking, glued to the doorframe.
“I…guess it’s a good thing we’ve got a doctor now.” You glance over at him, swallowing nervously as he gives a small, breathless laugh, waiting for the other shoe to drop, waiting for him to be upset about it, even angry. It was just a stupid, drunken one night stand, after all.
Wasn’t it?
Not really much to talk about. His words ring in your head as you watch him fall back across the width of the hammock with another laugh, resting a hand over his eyes. He said it right before he kissed you, sober this time, as if maybe…there was more to it than just an alcohol-fueled one off fling.
“Y…you’re not upset?” you ask carefully, looking down at him.
“Nah,” he says, laughing a little again. He lowers his hand down to rest over his abs, meeting your eyes with a little bit of a grin. “I mean, it is kinda my fault.”
“It takes two,” you point out, frowning.
“Yeah, but you were drunk.”
“We both were.”
“You were really drunk.” You purse your lips and shove at his ribs as he laughs again, sitting back up. He drapes his arm around your shoulders, sighing and shaking his head. “Shit.”
“Shit,” you agree, nodding. “I guess…we talk to Chopper in the morning and…figure things out from there?”
“Yeah. Guess so.” You’re both quiet for a long moment, staring out toward the darkened deck. “You know…” You glance over when he sighs slowly again. “This crew’s…pretty much the closest thing I’ve ever had to family. That most of us have had, probably. Whatever happens with…this—we’ll all have each other’s backs.”
He isn’t at all wrong, and the thought is enough of a comfort to bring a slow sigh of relief from you as well, a small smile to your lips. You shift a little closer and rest your temple at his shoulder, your hand over his, your eyes slipping shut.
“Anyway.,,” Your eyes open when he speaks, and without warning he pushes you back down into the hammock, pressing his lips to yours—and your eyes flutter shut again as his tongue brushes your bottom lip amid the slow, playful kiss.
“Wait—” You draw back from it just as abruptly as you were drawn into it, lifting an eyebrow, fighting a smirk. “Isn’t this sort of what got us into this situation to begin with?”
“Yeah,” he says, lowering himself down to his elbow. He smirks as well, his hand resting at the crown of your hair. “But it’s not like you can get any more pregnant.”
You can’t help but giggle at that, hooking your arm around his neck and shaking your head, smiling. “Fair enough,” you agree, and lift your head to press your lips to his again.
Shanks
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It all started three weeks ago, when you first missed your cycle. Your paranoia and anxiety that it could mean that, meant you had stopped drinking entirely. Shanks had been too busy to pick up on it, or simply as carefree and oblivious as ever.
But this morning you had awoken early, perhaps earlier than anyone else on the ship. You checked the position of the log posse and adjusted the course accordingly until it was pointing straight ahead again—and that was when you realized, by the sound of a match striking behind you, that you weren’t the first person awake—and someone had noticed the cessation of your drinking with the rest of the crew.
And almost the moment Benn Beckman confronted you about it, you blabbed your worries to the first mate, and you were fairly sure he nearly swallowed his cigarette.
“You’re what?”
You had joined the Red Hair pirates as a navigator around eight months ago, and had quickly fallen for the charming captain. There was no real agreement that there was anything more between the two of you than casual sex and flirting, nothing exclusive; but it hadn’t escaped anyone’s notice that the two of you were spending more and more time together, and that from an outsider’s point of view it looked a lot more like romance than anything casual.
But you were dead terrified that this news would ruin everything.
Beck just shook his head, grabbed you by the shoulder like a misbehaving child as you ranted, and walked you toward the door to the captain’s cabin. He opened it, and gestured at you to get in.
“You don’t come back out until you tell him,” he said, and you flinched at his stern tone. “Got it?”
“Got it…” you sighed wearily, hanging your head as you entered and shut the door lightly behind you. You had the idle hope that Shanks might be asleep as you entered but now, standing in the doorway, you can see clearly that he isn’t. He’s sitting up against the headboard of his bed—the same bed that you’ve been sharing every night for at least six months—and squinting at a map in the dim light of the lantern hanging from one of the bedposts, wearing an unbuttoned white shirt and black boxers. He looks up from it mid-yawn, and waves at you, nodding at the empty side of the bed to his right.
“You’re up awfully early,” he comments as you kick off your boots and climb into bed next to him.
“Just checking the course,” you say as he hands the map off to you—an old treasure map that you found helping clean out his rather cluttered desk a few weeks ago. “Any breakthroughs?”
“That.” He indicates a crude sketch of what appeared to be a statue. “It’s in Arabasta.”
“You’re sure?” you ask, looking over at him, and he nods slowly. “Oh, great. That’s…”
“Crocodile’s territory,” he says, as you let out a sigh that mirrors his own mildly dejected tone. “If we dock there we’ll be up to our tits in his Baroque Works wackjobs. Not that they’d pose us much of a threat, but…balance of power and all that.” He sighs himself, grabbing the map away from you again and tossing it off the side of the bed, where it flutters slowly to the floor a few feet away. “Not to mention it looks like it’s out in the middle of the desert somewhere. Not worth the time.”
“I guess not,” you say, frowning as you watch him sink back into the bed, his eyes slipping shut, unbothered by what might have been a disappointment to almost anyone else. He hadn’t mentioned the map to anyone else except for you and Beck, had kept it otherwise entirely to himself in case it did turn out to be a bust. Nothing ever really seemed to get under his skin.
You close your eyes for a long moment, bracing yourself. Maybe, just maybe, this wouldn’t get under his skin either. Just as you open your mouth to speak, however, he speaks up himself.
“Now, something that’s much more worth my time…”
“Oh—!” You let out a small cry of alarm as he tugs you down suddenly to lie with him, and he shifts so he’s facing you, his forehead resting lightly against yours, his hand creeping slowly up your stomach to where the lapels of your shirt are tied shut, grinning wickedly.
“…is the beautiful woman in my bed who is, frankly, wearing far too many clothes.”
You can’t help but giggle a little as he sets straight to attacking your neck, his lips trailing down the column of your throat as he deftly works the knot loose, lightly nipping at your collarbone as he shifts you onto your back and brushes the lapels of your shirt open. Maybe you could drop it for now, just for now, you think disjointedly, your eyes slipping shut as his fingertips brush over one of the cups of your bra. Just until…
No. No, if you put it off again, you’re just going to keep putting it off.
“No—wait—” You grab his hand, pulling it away, and he lifts his head, raising his eyebrows in puzzlement. You swallow, glancing away for a moment before returning your gaze to meet his. “We…need to talk about something,” you say quietly.
The confusion in his eyes quickly shifts to concern at your hesitant tone, and he slowly lifts himself away from you, sitting up on his knees. “Alright,” he says, just as slowly, just as cautiously, looking at you as if you’re a ticking time bomb about to go off at any second. “What exactly is it that we—”
“I’m pregnant.”
You just blurt it out, before you can stop yourself, so suddenly that Shanks stops mid-sentence with his mouth hanging open. His eyes widen to saucers as he gawks at you, and he blinks rapidly a few times. “B—be—beg pardon?” he stammers.
You just swallow nervously and nod—you know he heard you. He draws in a deep breath, shoulders going limp, and lets it out after a moment as a tremendous sigh, running his hand back through his hair.
It was rare, if ever, that you had seen your carefree captain in an outright panic, but seconds later he was on his feet, pacing back and forth across the cabin, his hand curled over his mouth. You sit up as well, alternating between glancing at him and staring down at your knees, your stomach tied in knots. You’re sure that this is it, this is the end, this is your final stint sailing with the Red Hair pirates. A ship is no place for a child, after all, for a baby, for a woman with child—
He stops pacing suddenly, his hand slipping down to his chin. “Midwife. We’re going to need—that’s what they’re called, isn’t it?” You lift your head, staring at him in mild alarm as he resumes pacing, now rambling aloud. “We’ll need a midwife, I hardly think Hongo’s qualified—might know someone who is, but…” He shakes his head. “Still probably a good idea for you to talk to—have you?” he asks, stopping to look over at you, and you shake your head rapidly. The only inkling you have that you are pregnant is that you’ve gone well over a month without a period; you had been far too scared to talk with the ship’s doctor about the concern, afraid that he would go straight to Shanks and you would be shoved straight off the ship at the next populated port.
“We’ll need to set that up immediately,” he half-mumbles, and resumes pacing again. “How far along do you think you are?”
“I—er—” Your head is absolutely spinning. “M…maybe eight weeks?”
“Eight? That’s two months, tha—that means there’s only seven more, we’ll need—everything, crib, clothes, probably a rocking chair…”
You listen in growing astonishment as he rapidly lists off everything, already planning far more than you had even thought to, not even the slightest bit upset. He seems almost…excited. You swallow, exhaling a slow, shaking breath, your eyes burning a little as relief floods through you.
“…diapers—” He stops in his tracks again, lowering his hand from his chin and looking at it, frowning. “How am I supposed to change a diaper with one ha—”
He looks over sharply when a small sob escapes you before you can lift your hand to muffle it. You lower your head, closing your eyes tightly, gripping at the edge of the bed as that overwhelming flood of emotion becomes too much to contain.
“Oh—sweetheart…no, no no…” You hear him sigh, his footsteps quickly crossing the room. The bed sinks beside you as he sits down and wraps his arm around you, pulling you tight against his chest and resting his hand near the nape of your neck. “It’s alright, love,” he murmurs gently, combing his fingers through your hair, pressing a kiss to your temple. “It’s alright, we can handle this, okay?”
“I—I thought—” Your breath hitches as you turn your head so your cheek is pressed against his shoulder. “I thought you’d be mad,” you force out. “Th—that I’d—I’d have to leave and—and—”
He tightens his hold around your back, letting out a few soft chuckles and shaking his head. “That’s an absolutely ridiculous thing to think,” he tells you.
“It…didn’t seem ridiculous to me,” you say quietly, your voice choked.
“Well, it is,” he assures you again. “I don’t—look, love.” He shifts his hand from the nape of your neck to your cheek, lifting your head and pressing his forehead against yours. His thumb wipes away the tears streaming down your face, and he smiles warmly. “I don’t want you anywhere but right here. With me. Okay?” Your breaths leaves you in a trembling sigh at the sincerity in his soft tone, the softness in his brown eyes as he gazes into yours. You swallow, and nod quickly, closing your eyes for a long moment.
You draw in a sharp breath in surprise when you feel his lips press lightly against yours in a slow, tender kiss that eases almost all of your tension away in an instant. one of your hands slipping from your lap to rest against his knee as your lips just barely part.
“I love you,” he murmurs, and the knots in your stomach are gone as he lowers his hand to rest it there, smiling. “And we can handle this.”
“I…I love you too,” you whisper, and his smile only broadens at that.
He kisses you again, more firmly this time, before standing suddenly from the bed.
Before you can fully register what’s happening, he’s already heading out the door of the cabin and out onto the quarterdeck, calling out loudly, “Lads, I have an anno—where is everyone?”
You hear Beck scoff from somewhere nearby. “It’s four in the damn morning,” he says. “Probably sleeping.”
“Ah. Right.” A brief pause, and then Shanks goes on, so happily you can practically hear him grinning, “I’m going to be a dad.”
“Yeah,” says Beck. “Congratulations. Now maybe go put on some damned pants.”
“…Right.”
Mihawk
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You already know he isn’t going to be happy. After your first missed period, you mentioned children. Merely in passing.
And he had immediately expressed his gratitude that there would never be any of the vile creatures roaming the halls of his castle.
Another three weeks, and you don’t have a choice but to bring it up. You’re losing sleep over it and he’s noticed, because of course he’s noticed. Mihawk doesn’t seem to miss anything, where you’re concerned—except perhaps this, which he seems to have not one single suspicion of.
You lay back on a plush sofa in one of the dens, your head resting in his lap as he sips a cup of coffee and flips through the newspaper, your eyes barely open. All you want to do is sleep. You’ve barely slept in a damned week, his words haunting you every time you do, his potential reaction to this upheaval of the peaceful existence you have both lived at his castle for the past several months.
“It’s likely because you’ve stopped having a glass of wine before bed,” he says, and you sigh to yourself. You had outright lied on that account, told him that for no reason you could discern you were suddenly getting horrible headaches any time you consumed even a drop of alcohol. “It’s been almost two months, you could try again.”
“N…no,” you say. “I can’t.”
He lifts the newspaper and glances down at you, lifting his eyebrows—waiting for you to elaborate. It’s now or never. You pull yourself up, drawing up every ounce of resolve in your body to meet his eyes as he looks at you in growing perplexity, his sharp eyes darting briefly down from your gaze as you bite your bottom lip lightly.
“I…can’t because…” You’re already feeling lightheaded, already reeling from the threat of what may come to pass. “Because I’m pregnant.”
His eyes remain locked onto yours for several tense seconds. He slowly folds down his newspaper and sets it aside on the end table. Slowly, gently as if you’re made of porcelain, he moves a hand down to your shoulder and lightly pushes you up into a sitting position. He opens his mouth, lifting his hand as if about to speak…and closes it again.
He tries once more, and words seem to fail him yet again.
And then he stands from the couch abruptly, without a word, and strides out of the room.
You’re fairly sure you know where he’s headed. You pull in a slow, deep breath, steeling your nerves to the best of your ability, before your rise to follow him. Surely enough, as you expected, you find him in the kitchen, pulling the cork out of a half-full bottle of wine. He glances briefly over his shoulder as you enter.
“How did this happen?” His tone is level, but you notice how he fills his wine glass nearly to the rim.
“Well, you see, when a man and a woman—” The glare he levels upon you shares none of your attempted humor, so you just sigh, leaning back against the kitchen island and crossing your arms. “Probably after that warlord meeting a couple months ago?”
“…Ah.”
That’s all he says on that matter—there isn’t much else to say. Whatever had happened at the meeting was a mystery to you, but it evidently had gone very poorly and been an absolute waste of his time, as he had returned to Kuraigana Island that evening in a bit of a foul mood and set immediately to downing two and a half bottles of wine. You had joined him in the endeavor, and the rest of the night was more than a bit of a blur. You only really knew that you both woke up on a couch rather than your bed the following morning, that you yourself could barely walk from the stiffness in your thighs, and that you had both bickered lightly through your shared hangover about who was going to get up to make coffee, before both giving up and going back to sleep for more than half the day.
“Well. This is…”
He doesn’t seem to be quite sure what it is, so he takes a sip from his overfull wine glass instead, leaning back against the counter opposite you, staring at the wall but clearly not actually seeing it. His eyes are far away, unfocused.
“…unexpected,” he finishes finally.
And takes another sip of wine.
“Mmhmm,” you hum in agreement, both your hands gripping at the counter behind you. You pull yourself up to sit there, your gaze glued to him, carefully studying his face for any sign of emotion, any reaction, but there’s nothing—just that blank, miles away stare. “S…so…what do you…what should we…” His eyes shift over to you, but only briefly, before shifting down to his wine glass.
“I…” He cringes slightly before going on, as if the admission physically pains him, “…don’t know.”
You know there are two things that Mihawk hates above all else in life—unexpected news, and a lack of control. Right now, experiencing both at once in tremendous measure, you can almost see the thin thread of his patience beginning to fray, and you aren’t sure what might happen when it breaks.
You swallow nervously, lowering your eyes when his gaze shifts over to you again.
You hear him sigh in resignation.
“We’ll need to find a doctor immediately to be sure,” he says curtly, and you give a stiff nod in agreement, glancing up at him. He’s staring down at his wine glass again, and continues to do so in silence for several long, tense seconds.
“You’re angry,” you say quietly. He sighs again, shaking his head, and sets the glass on the counter behind him. Your eyes fall to your knees once more as he crosses the kitchen toward you, and shift over to your hand when he rests his over it.
“Not with you,” he says lightly. There’s something different about his tone, but it isn’t anger. It almost frightens you more when you recognize it as uncertainty. You’ve never seen him uncertain about anything.
He pulls your hand lightly, and you slip off of the counter and onto your feet, sighing slowly yourself as he tugs you back against him, his arm curling around your waist. He brushes your hair behind your ear, behind your shoulder, and your eyes slip shut as his lips graze your neck. “I’m not sure if I possess the skillset necessary to be a very…adept parent,” he murmurs.
You can’t help but chuckle a little at that, relaxing back against him as his lips brush your neck again, a silent reassurance that he genuinely isn’t upset with you. “I’m sure you’ll do fine.” You rest one of your hands over his at your waist; and you bring your other up, curling your fingers in his hair near his temple. “I can hear it now,” you say airily, smirking a little, and you go on in a mimicry of his dry, deadpan tone, “’Now, now, we’ve already established Daddy’s cross necklace is not a toy.” You giggle at his irritated sigh, as he pulls his arm tighter around your waist.
“Then again,” he says, “I do have to deal with you being a brat every day and I’ve yet to murder you.”
“See?” You pat his cheek lightly, and he grabs your hand to stop you. “Good practice.” You lean to the side a bit and turn your head, smirking at the wry look he gives you, and pressing your lips to his lightly for a moment. He exhales a slow sigh as your lips part, tilting his head forward until your foreheads touch. “We’ll figure it out,” you murmur softly.
“Yes…” His fingers lace through yours. “I suppose we will.”
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beomiracles · 5 months ago
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Glad to be one of the 500!!
I had a few ACTUAL dreams of taehyun but I remember only glimpses of them, so I'll write what I remember, and you can choose, tho I'm not sure they will be towards your interest, but I'll try. You can make them suggestive if you want cuz smut is a survival necessity. They are:
- I and taehyun had met at a dating (for choosing partners) vacation camp for college students and we went there with our bsfs where tyun had beom with him and we grew attached or something like that, but I don't really remember much other than a field with soccer, and a date.
- taehyun had come to me from the future to the time when we still hadn't met (only me and my sibling could see him cuz he was from the future and cuz we had strong connection) while I was on vacation with my family, to complete a mission lol or to correct a mistake, I don't know? But I only remember an open roof bus ride with my head on his shoulder and me pretending to sleep while my brother and tyun were discussing ways to complete the mission and my brother said to taehyun, "bro, stop taking continuous glances at her, and pay attention to what I'm saying." And I tried my best to not smile cuz I was 'pretending' to sleep.
The above two options were for the 'build your own dream' category.
For the 500 words category:
- soft morning fluff with waking up beside bf or husband tyun, cuz soft morning fluffs keep me alive.
You can choose either of them, thankyou so much<3!!
And sorry if these were dumb or didn't make sense at all!!
THANKYOU AND SORRY AGAIN!!
Also, CONGRATS FOR THE 500!!
500 BASH SPECIAL
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#serene adds ✎... these weren't dumb at all!! They were really cute, I'm so jealous that you get actual dreams of them, I only ever dreamt about Jungkook and even then he barely acknowledged my existence.. I picked the first one hehe! Though I changed it up a little but kept the college and football theme, I hope you'll still enjoy (੭ ・ᴗ・ )੭ sort of proofread
wc -> 1.4k
pairings football player!taehyun x afab!reader warnings making out, handjob & fingering but like at the same time, implied oral (f. rec), taehyun is kinda whiny I think, ft. bsf beomgyu
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The sun was practically melting the blue plastic seats off the bleachers and you felt your thighs sticking to them in a most uncomfortable manner. Loud cheering echoed out over the field and with a hand shielding your eyes from the vile exposure of sunlight, you peer out amongst the players in the hopes of spotting your boyfriend amongst the crowd. 
Before you can find him, a voice calls out for you, shifting your attention to your left as Beomgyu takes the seat next to yours. “I’ve been looking everywhere for you!” He exclaims as he hands you a soda which you gratefully accept, the cool liquid much needed. “You found him yet?” He asks as he, too, squints toward the players running on the grass. 
“There”, you say as you point toward the very front. Taehyun was dribbling the ball between his legs as he ran toward the other team’s goal. The cheering around you only increases as he maneuvers past the opposing players before finally finding an open slot to shoot his shot. — The screams erupting were deafening yet you couldn’t help but smile as your boyfriend ran back to his teammates, all of them jumping with joy. 
“Tsh, what a show-off”, Beomgyu mutters as he studies his cuticles. You scoff as you give his shoulder a push, “and you could’ve done it better?” — “Give me two weeks”, he sneers as he raises his injured arm, covered in a thick layer of bandage. “Would you really want to crush your best friend’s ego like that?” You muse as you take a sip of your soda. Beomgyu huffs as he leans back, “such trivial things hold no significance out there.” 
He then turns to you with a small frown, “speaking of which, where were you earlier? I thought we were supposed to meet by the library?” Oh, right, you had completely forgotten about that. “Oh my god I’m sorry I was just going to say goodbye to Taehyun I-” Beomgyu holds up a hand as he shakes his head, “don’t. I do not wish to indulge in such gruesome details.” 
Your lips part as you frown, “it was just a goodluck kiss!” Well at least it was supposed to be. 
“Taehyun!” Your voice echoes off the walls as you wander down the empty hallway toward the locker rooms. There was no reply, maybe he had already left for the field? Yet the loud chatter coming from the other side of the door to the guy’s changing room told you that he must still be around. Fishing up your phone from your back pocket, your fingers search for his contact when suddenly someone grips onto your arm. 
It’s with a small shriek that you’re pulled inside one of the old out of use classrooms. “Taehyun, what the fuck!” You practically yell as you give your boyfriend’s chest a hard shove. “Scream a little louder and we’ll have coach coming for us”, he mumbles as his arms wrap around your body, pulling you flush against him. 
“Shouldn’t you be out there, with your coach?” You question as you raise him an eyebrow. Taehyun chuckles as he shakes his head, “he won’t notice me being missing for a couple of minutes.” — “You’re team captain”, you point out to which your boyfriend snorts. “Don’t remind me.” 
Your eyes flutter as he pushes a few strands of hair from your face, “you came to wish me goodluck?” He lets his head tilt to the side as you stammer for a response, “I uh, mhm!” you finally splutter and he grins. “Just a quick kiss though”, you say as you study him with a wary expression, all too familiar with your boyfriend’s antics. “Alright, just a quick kiss”, he agreed as his hand slid down your back to take place on your hip. 
You never got tired of kissing Taehyun. He was tender, gentle, your kisses taste like cotton candy, sweet and soft, quickly melting on your tongues. But those very kisses soon sparked into something far more lewd as your boyfriend backed you up against the neatest desk. — “Taehyun..” your low whisper rings out in the quiet classroom and he hums against your lips. “It was only supposed to be a quick kiss”, you whine as his hands trail beneath your loose t-shirt. 
“Mhm”, he breaths against your cheek before reconnecting your lips. “We are still kissing”, he says. “Yes but-” you gasp as his fingers shamelessly slip past the cup of your bra, methodically stimulating your nipples as they harden under his touch. “So, it’s still just a quick kiss”, he assures you as his other hand trails down your chest, struggling with the button of your jeans. 
You consider his words for approximately half a second before giving in. You were still kissing, so it could count as a quick kiss, no? The second Taehyun’s hand slips beneath the fabric of your panties you suddenly find that you don’t care anymore. Your hips immediately move forward as you chase his touch. Taehyun groans against your mouth as he drags his fingers between your wet folds, coating himself in your slick before pushing inside your throbbing cunt. 
“F-fuck”, you croak as you bite down on his lip, pulling a soft gasp from your boyfriend. — “Touch me”, he practically whimpers. You didn’t have to be told twice, your hand quickly unzipping his pants as they pulled his underwear back to free his cock. Your fingers around his shaft cause his breath to hitch as his own fingers curl inside of you, making your thighs tremble. 
You squeeze his tip, thumb pressing against his slit before letting your palm slide down the length of him. “Mhn, fuck angel”, he splutters as his hips jerk forward, the twitching of his dick only making you clench down harder around his fingers as you gasp in ecstasy. 
“You’d better win out there today”, you murmur against his wet lips, tongue dwelling deep inside his hot mouth and you feel him shudder against you. “Anythin��� for you angelface”, he groans as his thumb rubs your clit feverishly. “Anything huh?” You hiccup as his fingers stretch your pretty cunt, your boyfriend nods against you. 
Feeling the familiar knot building in your stomach, you draw in a sharp breath as your hand quickens its pace on his cock. “If you win today, I’ll let you fuck me raw”, the statement falling from your lips surprises you just as much as it does him. You felt him twitch within the grasp of your hand, the thought of you granting him something like that felt almost unreal and he moaned into your mouth. 
“I’ll win, I’ll win”, he murmurs as he deepens your already messy kiss. “Fuck angel I’m-” he barely gets his warning out before he spills all over your hand, hips stuttering as his fingers inside of your freeze. — He’s barely come down from his high when he pulls himself from your lips, making you gasp as he falls to his knees, impatiently tugging your jeans down your thighs as he buries his head between them, determined to make you finish before his game. 
Taehyun is the first to greet you after the match, his shirt drenched in sweat as he clings to you, burying his face in the crook of your neck. “Ew, gross”, Beomgyu bitterly comments as he watches the two of you with distaste. Your boyfriend rolls his eyes as he leans back to press a sloppy kiss to your cheek. “Jesus Taehyun, you smell awful”, you grin as your hand on his chest prevents him from going in for seconds. 
“You wound me”, he drawls as he tugs you closer despite your greatest efforts. — Swinging his bag over his shoulder, Beomgyu’s gaze suspiciously flickers between you and Taehyun. “You guys are coming to the celebration party tonight, right?” 
Your lips part in an unspoken reply but your boyfriend beats you to the matter. “No can do”, he shrugs as his hand squeezes your waist. Beomgyu frowns as his eyes flit toward you, only to be met by an equally unenthusiastic shrug. “She owes me a kiss”, Taehyun then adds and you shoot him a glare. 
“Actually she owes me a lot of kisses.”
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starzgaze · 4 months ago
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Hai Haii!
Random question: you know the Types of people as Animals?? ie. The black cat, golden retriever, golden cat, black lab, ext.
Okay so what type of person do you think Jinwoo, Thomas Andre, Liu Zhigang and Cha hae in are? (Add any other character too if you want)
Also here's a link to a uquiz that started this decent into madness ahhdbd :
https://uquiz.com/quiz/Hg8xGo?p=3738430
Or you can search -> Are you a Black Cat or a Golden Retriever? By miacathart
(I got Golden Cat as a result btw if your curious.)
Honestly no pressure. You kinda seem like your going through it so I thought this could be a silly thing to cheer you up, even for a moment.
cheers,
✒️ nonnie
HII ✒️ NONNIE and erhrhrh dw about me im just err... going through it TOT but nice to see you again www also you're a golden cat?? so like... orange... right... u and me r twins
anyway yeahh!! i know about that and i think i got like... golden cat or orange cat in some quizzes and i meaan yeah I'm low-key air headed something is in my head and its not my brain nonnie!!
oh I've thought about that i think like wayyy way back i think it's like widely accepted that jinwoo is a black cat and i mean... i also agree but not the fact his whole fashion sense is just black black black but there's symbolism here and there such as black cats are seen as a symbol of death or bad luck is looming over you, mostly negative symbolism or ties with death which is fitting for our shadow monarch
not to mention have you seen those cat videos in the internet? especially the black cat videos where sometimes they're basically liquid and merges with their surroundings if it's reallyyy dark? yeah that's jinwoo can't convince otherwise, also the attitude?? jinwoo is a teeny weeny atleast sassy atleast, it's funny though.
also he fits it over all vibe too, he seems pretty distant at first but once he warms up and garners affection for you he wouldn't leave you alone even if he seems a bit distant.
for thomas I personally think he would be a dog type but not particularly a golden retriever or black lab either, probably a different breed of big dog that's purposely high maintenance and difficult to take care but also fiercly protective and loyal just how he is. probably a great Pyrenees or dogs that's mistakened as a lion or some big animal lmfaoo
he's huge and wild bro!! a bit violent here and there but it was mostly out of survival for him and his guildmates. other than that though i imagine he's a lovable guy like probably really nice to hug and hang around with like a big dog, not to mention he sort of has the attitude of one if you squint.
okay listen to me with zhigang. that man is not any of the listed animals if I'm being fr... zhigang would be a rooster... hear me out
actually not really a rooster only i had some other ideas or for other animals but none of them were mammals and mostly birds soo, he would be a bird. zhigang's personality is PROBABLY extroverted and a bit loud but it's fine because its liu zhigang
he seems to be a morning person to me, being a martial artist enthusiast and all. it's part of his routine to wake up early and drag any unfortunate person to his morning exercise and stretches that is soul crushing from how painful it is. also don't even try to sleep through his first call out to you for the morning exercise, he will become your personal rooster so just you can accompany him.
cha hae-in.... i honestly think she's a white cat just to contrast jinwoo but she's more of an angel to be with in general or I'm just biased to girls... anyway she seems more aloof and quiet compared to an orange cat or any dog breed except for a few probably but to me she's a cat from just how she strut in those panels lmfaoo
she seems to be the type to just space out or listen to you quietly before giving her own advice. hae-in is also elegant like a white cat bro have you seen her move or act? she's so poise and pretty especially when fighting with a sword.
but also she acts like a cat with her quiet... judging eyes or maybe out of the blue truthful words like cats that literally just swats you for no reason, just like how hae-in is with her advice that sometimes seem too blunt at times. (probably a reason why jong-in doesn't let her deal with conferences) but she's a great friend to be with! gentle and kind like a white cat heuughh i love her cutie patootie she's a girls girl
okay last one i talked about this one with some people and I'm sure about jinchul being a dog type but i have some thoughts on what type he would be or what breed. now that I've thought more about it, shiba inu would fit him ya know? intelligent dogs that's known for saving it's owners from danger and calamities just how jinchul save hunters and try to protect them and alsoo sort of has a resemblance to them lmfao
but he also fits being a border collie! that dog breed is known for herding sheep and protecting stuff! the breed is alert, loyal, and intelligent soo yeah i can also see jinchul being this type of dog too lmfaoo but probably an older one too just seeing how low-key tired he is judging from in game dialogue you can see whenever you meet him inside of the lobby
he's protective and attentive so what's not there to love? he's soo pookie I'm gonna squeeze him into a pulp someone stop me
also extra my sister told me she sees jinwoo as a ferret and i mean.. i see it actually and all this animal personality talk made me wanna do a hybrid au with these cutie pies i have ideas running in my head now
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Last request (for now, I'm always down to provide more if you want) ✨
1. “I was never a morning person, but then I started waking up to your face and you know… Maybe mornings aren’t that bad, after all.”36. “Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t feel the same as I do, then I’ll leave you alone.” 39. “Does me doing all these things not account for anything?” “I never asked you to do those things for me, though, did I?” 50. “Your heart’s always on your sleeve.” “Only around you, because you’re the only one who knows me so well. Too well, in fact.”
My thoughts/ideas: They wake up morning-after, and Lucifer drops 1 as a cheesy line because he's a hopeless romantic and definitely in love. Adam immediately balks because "Oh no, feelings" and if Luci gets too close then him leaving will hurt more. Luci of course, chases after him, asking why Adam is running away because (50) he knows Adam loves him back. 39 is dropped somewhere during their conversation/fight?? It ends with 36 and Adam looking Lucifer in the eyes, before begrudgingly admitting (to himself and to Luci) that he does feel the same way.
Take or leave what you want, I'm excited to see the results regardless <33
Indigo (thriving on the angst)
*Rubs my dirty little hands together* 😈 Enjoy!
Lucifer lays down beside Adam, both panting as they come down from their high. For once it was a beautiful morning in Hell and the king had the urge to make love to the fallen angel in his bed who has captured his heart.
It was perfect, everything seemed to be going so well lately. Looking at Adam, his golden eyes still hazy from his orgasm, Lucifer reached out and gently moved some of his silky dark brown locks from his golden gaze. "You know, I was never really a morning person, then I started waking up to your face and you know, maybe mornings aren't that bad after all." Lucifer said, a dopey smile on his face, he really loves Adam so much, it even brought out cheesy ass lines like that. "I love you, Adam."
Adam flinched, reality setting in as the words swirled around in his brain. His heart fluttered and he cursed it. No, he couldn't do this! Lucifer loved him? No, he couldn't, didn't. He looked at the king beside him, shit he was expecting an answer. Adam gave him a tight smile and gently fist bumped his shoulder. "Thanks bro, I'm gonna go get breakfast now." He got up quickly and started putting on his clothes.
Lucifer frowned. Did Adam really just fucking call him bro? "Okay? I'll go with you."
"No!" Okay, that came out louder than intended, he even made Lucifer jump. "I mean, uh, you can stay I'm more than capable of getting my own fucking food on my own." He stood and made a dash for the door.
He couldn't open it.
"Why are you being so weird?" Lucifer asked, he pulled on a pair of boxers.
Adam bristled and turned around to face the devil. "I'm not being weird! Open the fucking door!"
Lucifer came to stand in front of the sinner. "Yes you are, and that door stays closed until you tell me what's wrong. All I said is I love you."
He's lying! A nasty part of Adam's mind supplied, making his heart clench painfully in his chest. He's just saying that so it will hurt more when he eventually leaves you, everyone leaves! No one fucking likes you. Hell, he left you behind in Eden, this will be no different.
Adam felt his temper flare, it was a defense mechanism to protect himself. "Why would you say that!? You don't fucking mean it, you don't love me!"
Lucifer was left in disbelief, where was this coming from? "Yes I do! Why would I say if I didn't mean it? Don't you feel the same?"
Adam was silent, because he did feel the same. Voicing those feelings out loud? He couldn't, that would make this too real. The sex he could handle, fuck he got enough in heaven that didn't mean a thing. But this? With Lucifer? It was too much, he felt like he was drowning. If he said it and it ended in disaster? He'd be crushed. "You don't show it."
"Are you serious!? I bend over backwards for you! I keep you safe from crazed hellborns and sinners, I share my bed and by extension my room with you, I cook you food, I take you shopping for anything and everything you could ever possibly want! Does doing all those things not count for something?"
"I never asked you to do those things! And the safety part of that, is in our fucking soul contract! You have to do that." Adam had sold his soul to Lucifer in exchange for protection from anyone who wanted to harm him. Which was pretty much everyone in Hell. Adam looked away, he couldn't stand the sight of Lucifer being hurt.
Lucifer was losing his patience and Adam was avoiding the fucking question. "Adam, look at me." The sinner made no moves to do so. "Look at me, now." It wasn't very often anymore that Lucifer would use a command on Adam, but he was tired of running in circles.
Adam felt the command in his soul, it tingled up his spine and danced up until it touched his eyes making him look at the king. This really pissed Adam off. "What?" He grit out.
"Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't feel the same. Then I'll leave you alone." He let the magic fade away so Adam could look around freely.
Adam couldn't do it, he couldn't tell Lucifer he didn't love him. That would be a bold faced lie, he's loved him since they met in the garden all those years ago. Even when things went to shit, he never forgot about him but buried his feelings for the devil.
Until now.
When Adam looked away sadly, the king softened. "Adam," He gently cups one side of the sinners face. "Talk to me."
Adams eyes watered as he stared at the floor. He tried to blink them away as he looked Lucifer in the eye, his soft expression only making his heart do more flips. "I-I-I do. I do l-love you." He said just above a whisper, voice thick with emotion. Fuck, now that he's said it it's going to go away.
"Adam, you always have worn your heart on your sleeve." He may try to pretend to be this big tough guy, but Adam actually has a soft and sensitive heart. It's one of the things Lucifer loves about him.
"Only around you, you're the only one who knows me so well. Too well in fact." Adam said bitterly, he didn't like that the king could see through him like he was bathing in Windex.
"I've known you forever, since you were created. I loved you then like I love you now."
Adam felt his heart leap with hope. "You did?"
"Did and do. I always will."
"You don't know that."
Lucifer pulled him in closer, mere inches from his face. "Ten thousand years is a long time to love someone. I'll love you ten thousand more and beyond that."
Adam felt himself let a wobbly smile creep into his face. Maybe it would be okay? "Really?"
"Really." Lucifer closed the gap between them with a soft kiss, his hand tangling in Adam's hair as the sinner pulled him in by his shoulders, his other hand on Adams waist.
If it took him ten thousand years to work through Adam's abandonment and trust issues, then damn it all he would do just that. He is responsible for the sinner having them in the first place.
When they broke from the kiss, Lucifer gazed into those beautiful golden eyes that now shined brightly with love and happiness, even if there was still a hint of apprehension. That's okay, he could help him.
"Let's go get breakfast now, my love."
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dragonridernoobie · 11 months ago
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HOW UT SANS ACTS WHEN MEETING SOMEONE THEY LOVE/LIKE
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Friend Faze
First off, I belive when he meets you, he will be very hesitant to talk or interact to.
Since his time with frisk was not...pleasant.
Once you got to know him, he will be the fun friend who always brightens you're day.
I can see him getting to the point in your friendship that he doesn't even knock on your door. He just telaport inside of your house and sits on the couch.
You have gone used to finding him inside of you're house by then, so you will just say hey, and continue on you're day.
He escapes to you're house to get out of work or stressful situations.
Or his brother.
He is also a friend who likes pranking you.
Enjoy alot of random pranks scattered in you're house when he's gone.
He dose glitter bombs (not big ones), water bucket on door, Whoopi cushions underneath the couch seats, waking up with marker on you're face, random object around (like a bike in the kitchen) and more
His brother loves you.
You could say you and papyrus are best friends.
This is very good for sans since I can imagine him having very deep depression.
So knowing his bro is getting happy with you, and he dosent need to worry, that gives him so much joy
He also steals you're ketchup.
Crush faze
When he starts to realize that he likes you, I belive he will start to panic.
Since this is something new and he has never had a crush this hard before.
Yes there was Toriel, but they didn't work out.
He will most likely push his feelings aside and act normal.
He will still come over to you're place and chill.
Maybe doing less dirty pranks.
LIKE FUCKING GLITTER IN THE CABINETS
When he talks to you, tho, he panics in the inside.
when these feelings start to get worse, he might just accept them.
He ain't telling you tho, fuck that.
So he might just seem more distant and less talkive.
You get worry of corse so you ask him if he's OK.
He probably tell you he's fine and telaports away before you can ask more questions.
Expect him to slightly stalk you.
Not in a yender way or anything, more of making sure you are OK.
He really only does this to papyrus, but since he has gotten feelings for you, he wants you to be safe.
Expect him to get really annoyed or jealous when you talk to somome else who's clearly flirting with you.
Eventually you will have to confront him about what's going on and after an hour of asking questions he will break and tell you.
While he's ranting you can expect him to start to cry and explain why he's scared of this, what happend in those resets, how he dosent want to lose you, etc.
You will need to ground him and calm him down.
Once you do, you tell him you have feelings for him to.
You're willing to wait tho and let him ease his way into this loving stage.
He is great full and agrees to this.
Dating Faze
When your relationship starts to go off, I can imagine him not immediately going into kissy or hugging or anything.
It will still be like you guys where friends.
Eventually tho, you can expect him you give you hugs or kisses out of the blue.
He LOVES how you treat him.
He will return the gesture over time.
Once you guys are comfortable, more colors start to show.
This dude is a FUCKING simp.
You could be wearing the most dirtiest clothes ever and he will still fall to his knees.
He loves how you give him little kisses on the head when you walk by
How you always bring his favorite ketchup home when the bottle at home is almost empty.
How you cook amazing food
Dare he say even better then papyrus's
Once you guys move in, he completely smothers you in love.
I can see him not into PDA but will allow and dose it if you or him are uncomfortable.
Expect to be late for work in the morning, this dude will smother and huge you to death.
He uses his powers on you to get you into bed with him.
Like, 'staying late to do some work? NOPE!'
You suddenly get pulled and put into bed, you're protest go on deaf ears.
Telaports away if you try to make him change clothes.
Will always be there for you if you cry or have a nightmare.
When his nightmares happen, that is a completely different story.
You have to be careful since he might attack you.
If you snap him out of it, he might feel horrible if he sees that he hurt you but you are to sweet to hate him for that.
That's another thing he loves about you.
You 2 are the ultimate lazy couple on weekends.
NSFW Faze
This man is HORNY under the right conditions.
He is not as horny as UnderFell sans but can be if it's all put together correctly.
I think I can see him having a bite and breed kink if he's horny enough.
Usually, what wines him up is you being sweet or trying to rile him up.
When he sees you wearing some tight clothes, expect him to smile like a devil and sneak behind you.
He will make the most dirtiest puns and jokes EVER.
He will use his telaport power to telaport both of you into the bed and go to town.
If you're in the mood for it of corse, this man is crazy but still has his head.
If he's really horny tho, like heat. Expect him to keep you trapped and never letting you go.
He will hump you, growl, licks, bites, etc.
With nest tho, it's a hit or miss, I guess it depends how hard his heat is hitting.
He will fuck you intel you cannot walk.
His after care tho is peak
Expect alot of water, treats, snacks, and snuggles.
He will MAKE you show you're bites out in public to show you are claimed, if there was someone who was constantly trying to hit on you.
He will also make you wear his clothes so your scent are on his clothes and his sent is on you.
It's a monster thing.
Request are still open!!!
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lgbtqmanga · 2 years ago
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Welcome to the Sako Detective Agency where they will solve every crime and mystery -from murders to missing pets- with a bit of charm and a lot of love!
At the Sako Detective Agency works the reliable Rou Nakamura. Despite his rugged looks, intimidating glares and pink hair, animals seem to adore him, making him the perfect candidate for finding lost pets. Rou is also in love with his boss, Detective Fumika Sako. When he isn't helping Fumika out on a case, Rou is always on the lookout for a chance to sneak in a kiss!
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Sirius: Twin Stars by Ana C. Sánchez 
Dani Torres has only ever wanted to be one thing: a professional tennis player, just like her mom. Unfortunately, having her perfection-driven mom as her coach ended up making her resent the sport. After a career-ending injury, Dani's parents send her away to recover for the summer in a little coastal village.
 There, she meets Blanca, a girl full of life and in love with astronomy. They don't start off on quite the right foot, but something about starry-eyed Blanca is impossible to stay away from. And though she'd much prefer to avoid thinking about her future, Blanca decides it'll be her mission to get Dani to feel inspiration again.
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The Titan’s Bride vol. 1 by ITKZ
In this Mature-rated Boys’ Love fantasy isekai that inspired an anime, there’s nothing small about the love between a human and a titan prince!
Senior Kouichi Mizuki is about to take his final exams and graduate from high school, when he suddenly finds himself in a world of titans. Not only is he no longer anywhere near home, but one of these giants, Prince Caius, has claimed Kouichi as his bride! Thanks to a disturbing, world-ending prophecy, the prince’s upcoming nuptials cannot be with anyone of his world. Since Caius has no plans to send Kouichi back to earth, he is wholeheartedly set on taking Kouichi as his “wife”!
Seven Seas’ special print release of this Mature-rated favorite will feature the completely uncensored original art not available in other editions.
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Young Ladies Don’t Play Fighting Games vol. 4 by Eri Ejima
ROUND ONE, FIGHT!
Aya, Mio, Yuu, and Tamaki are all students at a prim-and-proper academy for young ladies, one where video games are outright banned. That hasn’t stopped them from following their fighting game passions all the way to EX Japan, one of the biggest e-sports championships in the world! But to have a spot in the main event, you’ve got to prove your worth in the preliminary qualifiers. Each young lady will have to prevail in a do-or-die battle in the qualifying pools, against a whole set of oddball fighting game aficionados.
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pekejscatbed · 1 year ago
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Take my Lungs (2/4) | Craig x Kenny
Info/Warnings:
high school AU, profanity, Kenny uses he/she, Kyle uses they/them, Wendyl uses he/him, Marjorine uses she/her
1/4 | 2/4 | 3/4 | 4/4
south park masterlist
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When Kenny wakes up in her bed, she almost doesn't remember what happened the day before. Almost. But, as usual, the images come flashing through her mind like lightning; he takes a minute to process, unmoving as he waits for the dizziness to fade and the creeping feeling in his throat to disperse.
"Fuck." He whispers once he comes back to his bearings, the memories now fresh in his head. "Can't believe Tucker remembers and my own damn friends don't."
(Kenny blinks away the stinging feeling in her eyes as she gets ready for the day.)
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When Kenny arrives at school, she's surprised to find out Craig didn't get detention, after all, but instead a day of out of school suspension. Though she is a bit disappointed- she had been waiting all night to confront the other, wanting to know how Craig knew she was immortal and for how long; how long had he known and never said anything?
Guess I'll swing by Tweak Bros after work and see if he's there with the others.
"Hey, Kenny!" Stan pulls her out of her thoughts, greeting her when she arrives at her locker, Kyle and Eric standing next to him (Stan and Kyle had to be at school early for football practice and student council, respectfully, often driving to school together in the car Mr. Broflovski bought for Kyle on their sixteenth birthday and Erics mom drove him to school now, leaving Kenny the only one of the group to still ride the bus (which he only does in the morning, carpooling with Tweek in the afternoon, as their respective jobs at the local movie theatre and Tweak Bros Coffee sit right next to each other)).
"Hey, guys!" Kenny replies with a half-fake smile, still a bit bummed that he'll have to wait to speak to Craig again. "What's up?"
(Now that the 'kids' are in high school and aren't really kids anymore, rather hormone ridden teens, things have changed- for everyone, not just Kenny and his friends.
For starters, Kenny is genderfluid, meaning that somedays, he's a boy, while others she's a girl, or sometimes both or even neither; her pronouns change from day-to-day, sometimes week-to-week or longer, maybe shorter. To keep others from getting confused, she wears dog tags around her neck (she couldn't thank Marjorine enough when she gave them to her): pink for when she's a girl, blue for when he's a boy, and yellow for when their neither (yeah, the colors together represent the pansexual flag, hinting at Kenny's sexuality). And somedays, like today, he wears two or even all three tags. His orange parka has even changed to an orange hoodie now! Or sometimes a black dress, or even a skirt, given to her by Wendyl after he came out as transgender (today Kenny wears a black skirt with her hoodie, along with the pink and blue dog tags).
As for the other 'boys', Kyle isn't one. They came out as agender a while ago and now use they/them pronouns. As for their sexuality, they prefer to be unlabeled- which is totally okay! Their wardrobe is pretty much the same though, with an added skirt or two, gifted by Stan in an attempt to be supportive of his friends' gender, or lack thereof.
Speaking of Stan, he's bi now, having come to the conclusion after Wendyl (before his transition) broke up with him and Stan realized he had a crush on one too many male actors- and someone from school, though he refuses to speak on it (even to Kyle!).
Moving onto Eric... well, Cartman is Cartman. He doesn't confirm nor deny any label that may get pushed upon him, rather doing his own thing and being who he wants, when he wants (whether genuine or just another charade, no one knows))
"Stan and Kehl are being totally gay again!" Cartman whines in response to Kenny's questions, purposefully mispronouncing Kyle's name. Again. "They should just fuck already and get it over with!"
"Who says we haven't?" Kyle shoots back with a glare.
"What! When?!"
"But we haven't- yeah, when?!"
Kyle turns to Stan. "Just go with it! It'll shut him up."
"Nah, I'd know you if ya did." Kenny looks between the two of them and squints. "And ya haven't."
"How would you know?!"
The bell rings and Kenny only grins, saluting his friends before turning around and booking it to class, for once thankful that they all have different classes for first period.
Saved by the bell. Heh.
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tinymoondrops · 2 years ago
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Twinkle Park (Sonic/Amy)
A/N: Annnd part two (and final part) of my Valentine’s day special! I may prefer my two gay bois (Sonadow) but I do ship Sonic with a couple other characters. Amy being one of them. They’re just too cute! I apologize in advance for any spelling/grammer errors and I hope you enjoy! I’m gonna continue to post couple one shots but since Febuary is over they will no longer be Valentine’s day themed!
Sonic rolled over hitting his alarm clock and snoozing it. He hated mornings. Or at least it took him a while to get up and out of bed. Being someone who had severe ADHD it was hard for him to get a good night's rest and yet he was always up early despite that. Ah well, nothing could really be done about that. He buried his face in his pillow hoping for a few more minutes, or maybe hours, of rest. Alas, the gods were not in his favor. Not even a second later there was a familiar knock on the door.
“Sonic come on it’s time to get up.” the young kitsune with which he shared his home called.
“Five more minutes Tails!” Sonic groaned. “Please bro!”
“Normally I’d say fine but it’s February 14th. Valentine’s Day. Amy’s going to be over soon.” Tails replied barely able to contain his laughter. 
It was pretty obvious that, despite the fact that Sonic kept rejecting Amy’s advances, he had a crush on her. The only person who didn’t seem to fully realize this was Sonic himself. Over the years Amy slowly started to give up any hope that he’d reciprocate her feelings, but Valentine’s day was one she would spend with Sonic no matter what. It was tradition if anything at this point. The two would go out and enjoy breakfast together then do whatever came to mind. Just spending the day together. Amy had long since accepted she couldn’t tie the free-spirited hedgehog down, but enjoyed the time they spent together on that day regardless. 
This year however was different. Sonic was determined to make it so. His time on the Starfall Islands had been a wake-up call. He really did like Amy and was finally starting to accept it. Today he wanted to show her that. 
“Oh shoot! I forgot! I’m up!” Sonic scrambled out of bed racing to get his socks and shoes on. Being the fastest thing alive he was ready in only seconds.
“Ok! I’m up!” Sonic announces flinging open his door to be greeted with a smirking Tails.
“Well that was fast.” Tails chuckles. At that exact moment, the doorbell rings.
“Looks like you got ready just in time.” Tails says.
“Yup! Thanks for waking me up bud. I owe ya.” Sonic chuckles ruffling the kitsune's fur before racing off down the stairs and to the front door maneuvering around Tails’ moving box 
“Hey Ames!” Sonic grins as he opens the door to greet the pink hedgehog.
“Sonic! You’re actually ready on time for once.” she laughs.
“Yeah well it helps when your genius bro acts like a backup alarm.” he rolls his eyes jokingly.
“That explains a lot actually.” Amy giggles.
“You ready to get some grub?” Sonic asks. Amy nods in response. Sonic steps out of the house locking the door behind him before turning to Amy and extending his arm in a dorky manner.
“M’lady!” he bows his head a stupid grin on his face. Amy can’t help but blush as she links her arm with Sonic before the two take off, it surprises even her that the blue blur can still have this effect on her. 
Guess you never really can get over your first crush. Especially when he’s super flirtatious on a normal basis. She still doesn’t expect anything out of this day quickly dashing the hope rising in her heart completely unaware of Sonic’s master plan. 
The two make some small talk as they walk enjoying the breeze. It’s surprisingly nice for February. They enjoy the scenery as they walk Amy points out the occasional flower or bird causing the two to pause and take a moment. Normally Sonic would be annoyed by these delays only hiding it to spare his friend's feelings but today, today he loves taking this time. It gives him more time to admire Amy and listen to her sweet voice as they talk about this and that. He wishes this walk would never end.
Eventually, though the two make it to the little restaurant they like to visit on this day. It’s out of the way of crowds and noise. Being the hero of Mobius comes with a lot of press so it was nice for the two not to have to worry about that as they enjoyed their breakfast. 
“Here Amy.” Sonic leads her over to a table pulling out a chair for her. “I’ll go order us some tea and coffee rolls.” he says as Amy sits down. 
It’s their usual on this day. Made extra special, for Amy at least, by the fact that everything is made to scream Valentine’s day! 
The shop is littered with heart-shaped napkins and streamers. Vases with pink roses sit in the center of every table. Every cup and plate is adorned with a heart pattern. The coffee rolls and donuts are all shaped like hearts. Amy can’t get enough. Sonic on the other hand could take it or leave it.
“Alright. You remember what tea I like?” Amy asks tilting her head as Sonic pushes in her chair.
“Of course I do! What do you take me for!” he gasps in mock hurt. 
“A hedgehog with severe ADHD.” she laughs.
“Ok fair.” Sonic snorts. “But yes I remember.” he pats her head before racing to the counter to put in their order. He had to resist the urge to kiss her cheek, but nope today he must be patient. It will all pay off by the end of the night. He smiles softly to himself.
Lost in thought the line passed quicker than it usually does for him. He was a bit surprised when he got to the front giving the cashier his order. He flashed them a smile when he noticed they seemed a bit flustered around him. It was alright though. He didn’t mind being kind to his fans. He made a bit of small talk with the cashier since there wasn’t anyone else in line at this point until his order was ready. Saying goodbye and giving the cashier a salute he raced off to grab the rolls and tea before heading back to Amy who was occupied with her phone. 
“Hey, Ames! I got the food!” he grins setting it down on the table.
“Oh! Thank you Sonic!” she offered him a smile. “I was just coordinating with Cream, Sticks, and Vanilla. You know that road trip I mentioned?” Sonic nodded in response. “We’re putting all the plans together now. It should be fun!” Amy giggles.
“Yeah, I bet!” Sonic grins. ‘You’ll have to send me a bunch of pictures.” 
“Oh I will! You know me. I like to document everything!” she giggles.
“I’ll have to get you more scrapbook gear soon.” Sonic laughs. “Your really good at it! It’s nice to have someone who keeps all our adventures documented so we can look back whenever we want to.”
Amy blushes. “It’s nothing. It helps keep me occupied when we don’t have anything going on.” 
“Well, again you're good at it! You could even make your own business out of it. In fact, you have many talents that you could probably make a business out of.” Sonic laughs. “Your pretty resourceful.” 
“T-That’s really sweet of you to say.” Amy blushes slightly. 
“It’s the truth.” Sonic shrugs taking a swig of his tea. 
Amy giggles and the two continue with their normal conversation. 
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After a while, the two have finished up their food and are getting ready to head out.
“Hey, Ames can I pick out where we hang this time round?” Sonic asks as he takes Amy’s hand leading her out the door.
Amy raises an eyebrow. “Alright but I’m not spending the day on a race course or eating chili dogs.” 
“Trust me!” Sonic snorts. “I think your gonna like this.” he smiles.
“Alright, we’ll see hedgehog.” Amy teases.
After a few moments of walking, it becomes very clear where they’re heading. 
“Oh my god Sonic!” Amy’s face lights up. “Are you serious!” 
“As the plague!” Sonic declares placing a hand over his heart.
“But you’ve never wanted to go here with me before!” she smiles in excitement.
“Well there’s a first time for everything isn’t there.” he chuckles as the two approach Twinkle Park. 
They enter the amusement park Amy looks around wide-eyed with excitement. Like the cafe, everything is decked out for Valentine’s Day and there are a bunch of couples running around happily.
Sonic chuckles to himself as he buys two tickets before taking Amy’s hand and leading her into the park.
“Come on! I wanna check out the rollercoaster!” he grins.
“You really are an adrenaline junky.” Amy laughs as the two run off to the nearest coaster.
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The day is a flurry of activity. Games, rides, and food! Sonic even ends up winning Amy a stuffed bear which she happily hugs onto for the remainder of the day.
“Hey Ames I have an idea for our last ride!” he grins pointing to the Ferris wheel. 
“Really Sonic? I never thought that was a ride you would enjoy.” Amy cocks an eyebrow. 
“Well, I’m not one to pass up a killer view!” Sonic grins. 
“Well I guess that’s fair.” Amy giggles.
“Come on let’s go before the line gets too long!” Sonic exclaims taking her hand and racing with her to the line.
They only have to wait a few minuets before hopping into their seat and only a few more before they make it to the top and stop. 
“This really is a great view!” Amy smiles looking out at the park below them. The lights and music drifting up to them. 
“Mhmm!” Sonic smiles. “And it’s the perfect place for this.” Despite his racing heart Sonic gently turns Amy to face him leaning in slowly to give her time to pull away. Her face lights up turning bright red, but she dosn’t turn away. No. This has been something she’s wanted for years and only gotten in dreams. 
The moment dosn’t last long as Sonic’s lips meet Amy’s. Instead the anticipation turns into something else. Something better. As fireworks light up the sky, per Twinkle Park’s normal night time routine, Amy feels like her heart might explode. She quickly kisses back her eyes closing as her arms warp around Sonic’s neck. 
For Sonic it feels like the world is on fire. He never realized his heart could go this fast, and that’s saying something! He wraps his arms around Amy pulling her closer as the two melt into the magical moment, the world melting around them only leaving the two of them.
All too soon the moment ends and the two pull away for air. 
“I umm I r-really like you Ames.” Sonic blushes running a hand through his quills, his nervous habit. “I was just too stupid to realize sooner, and for that I’m sorry.” 
“It’s ok Sonic! I’ve waited this long havn’t I?” Amy giggles. “I’d honestly given up hope at this point.” 
Sonic takes Amy’s hand and squeezes it. 
“I know this is pretty bad timing considering you’re leaving for that trip soon but…I finally wanted to tell. Seeing you trapped like that when we were on the Starfall Islands. Not being able to talk to you…it made me realize how much I care about you. How much you mean to me. I cannot picture my life without you in it.” Sonic smiles. “And that’s not me trying to make you stay. I want you to go out and spread all that love you have in that big heart of yours, but just know you have someone waiting for you to come back. That is if you’ll have me.” 
“Don’t be silly! Of course I want to be your girlfriend.” she giggles. “I’d stopped chasing you but I never stopped loving you.” 
Sonic smiles cupping her cheek in his hand. She leans into his touch humming cotently. 
“I’m glad Amy.” he smiles. “I’m really glad.” 
Amy nuzzles up to him resting her head on his shoulder hugging the teddy bear he won her close. With is arm wrapped around her shoulder she feels complete. 
The two spend the rest of the ride snuggled together. Finally together after all these years.
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geometropolis · 2 years ago
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grt3D episode 14: vexed by hexagon
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there was a knock on the homeslices’ door.
“...hello?” star opened it slowly, tiredly, to see square standing before him, holding a pair of wings in one hand.
“hey… can i stay here?” square asked. “i’m the only one in my cabin now… and it’s pretty lonely…”
star smiled. “sure thing, bro.”
square followed him into the cabin and sat down on one of the empty beds, putting the wings on the floor beside him. heptagon was sound asleep.
“so…” star said in a hushed voice. “you’re back in the game too?”
“i suppose i am,” square replied.
“good for you!”
“...winning this show was my dream. i just forgot that.”
“we’ve all forgotten a lot of things here…”
“but we’ve learned a lot more.”
“that’s true.”
“hey, what’s that?” square noticed a little gray box sitting behind star.
“oh, this?” star picked it up and held it. “it’s this remote oval told me to keep safe. rhombus used it to get rid of people’s arms and legs.”
“oh yeah, that thing.”
“not sure what i’m gonna do with it. maybe i’ll use it in the challenge today?”
“today? is it morning already?”
“i dunno. whatever. but i’ll use this sucker on you faster than you can say ‘that’s cheating, you dimwit!’”
square smirked. “is it cheating?”
“you’re the square, you tell me.”
the two chuckled. heptagon rolled over.
“shut up, star!” square exclaimed between clenched teeth, holding back another laugh. “you’ll wake him up!”
“quiet contest?”
“in 3… 2… 1…”
bzzzt! star clicked the remote’s button.
“hey!” square cried, limbless. “...oops.”
heptagon opened his eyes wearily and glanced at square. “...hi.”
“hi.”
“...goodnight.”
and with that heptagon went back to sleep.
“geez, star, can i have my limbs back?”
meanwhile, hexagon and octagon were up talking like usual. 
“then i said, ‘he’s totally into you! and even if he isn’t, hanging out won’t hurt anything!’” hexagon smiled. “and guess what happened next.”
“what?” octagon smiled back.
“the two of them started dating! my best friend became the first kid in school to ever get a boyfriend – and, hey, i think they’re getting married in a few months?”
“wow! you’re quite the matchmaker, huh?”
“i guess you can say that. i just notice things in people.”
“you certainly do.”
“speaking of which, i’m glad i could help square get his dream back on its feet. i’ve hated to see him so down about it lately.”
“yeah… but hey, don’t you think it’s a bit risky to help him?”
“...what do you mean?”
octagon chewed her pacifier pensively. “well… he’s more competition.”
“i suppose you’re right.” hexagon shrugged. “and yeah, i am thinking about winning, but i want it to be a fair fight, y’know?”
“that makes sense.”
“we are coming around towards the finals, aren’t we…”
the two remained silent for a few seconds.
“...so who else did you pair up?” octagon asked.
“only a few others – not including myself, surprisingly enough. still earned myself the superlative ‘most romantic’ in our high school yearbook, though.”
“you’ve never dated anyone???”
“nope,” hexagon replied, smiling sheepishly. “why are you so surprised?”
“cuz, well…” octagon blushed. “cuz you’re so cool…”
hexagon elbowed her affectionately. “hey, i never said nobody’s had a crush on me before!”
octagon chuckled, a silly grin on her face. “oh, really…”
“you can do this,” origin muttered to himself as he translated back and forth in the field. “you can do this. you can do this. you can do this.”
“WHO CAN DO WHAT?” a voice asked.
origin jolted back. “m-möbius strip! sir! i didn’t see you there!”
“GOOD MORNING, TWINKLE. READY TO WAKE EVERYONE UP?”
“...in a second. sir… what took you so long in getting back here? you were gone for days.”
“WELL… i thought i might as well seize the opportunity to get some work done. you know how it is.” möbius’s voice had lowered.
origin sighed. “advertisements?”
“yup!” 
“i should’ve known…”
“what? i’m an opportunistic sort!”
origin still wasn’t satisfied. “why would any of them want to come here anyway? it’s not like any of these guys would want to go to the 1st dimension.”
möbius chuckled cryptically, but said nothing. 
“...i guess i’ll go wake everyone up, sir.” origin’s voice was bitter and tired.
in a couple of minutes, star, hexagon, octagon, heptagon, and square arrived, origin trailing behind them. hexagon and octagon were still chatting, but every so often hexagon would glance over at square.
square had a determined yet pensive look. heptagon was crossing his fingers.
“HELLO AND GOOD MORNING, IDIOTS!” möbius greeted. “TODAY, HEPTAGON AND SQUARE ARE UP FOR ELIMINATION BECAUSE THEY’RE THE BIGGEST IDIOTS OUT OF ALL OF YOU.”
star tapped his foot nervously. 
“SOOOO… THE ELIMINATED CONTESTANT IS SQUA–”
“HEPTAGON!” origin blurted. “the eliminated contestant is heptagon!”
heptagon’s face brightened.
“WHAT????”
“you heard me!!!” origin yelled uneasily, starting to buzz. 
heptagon chuckled happily, tears in his eyes. star squeezed his hand as he started to drift towards origin.
square smiled. “so long.”
“HEY!!!!” möbius screamed. “TWINKY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING????”
but origin and heptagon left to the paradox without another word.
“I SWEAR TO THE PRIMES, I’M GONNA KILL THAT GUY!!!! well, he can’t die, but whatever. I’M GONNA KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!”
in a moment origin returned. “sir, let’s begin the next challenge.” his voice was shaky, but confident.
“WHY YOU… GET OUT OF HERE! GO BACK TO THE PARADOX, YOU JERK!!!!”
origin said nothing. he vanished again.
möbius translated towards square. “i will eliminate you,” he whispered.
square held fast. “you won’t.”
möbius raised his voice. “TODAY IS THE SEMIFINAL, MEANING ONLY THE WINNER OF THE CHALLENGE HAS A CONFIRMED SPOT IN THE FINAL! THE LOSERS WILL ALL BE UP FOR ELIMINATION.”
“shoot.” hexagon bit her lip. this is gonna hurt a lot more than i thought…
“...but what’s the challenge?” star asked.
“A GO-KART RACE!” möbius announced. “IF I KEPT THE TRAITOROUS TWINKLE AROUND, HE WOULD GENERATE SOME GO-KARTS FOR YOU. BUT SINCE HE’S TRAIPSING AROUND IN THE PARADOX YOU’LL HAVE TO MAKE YOUR KARTS YOURSELVES. YOU HAVE HALF AN HOUR UNTIL THE RACE STARTS… SO GET BUILDING!”
the four remaining shapes bolted towards the forest to get materials. 
square started yanking branches off of a tree, and dragged them towards his new cabin. he ran inside and grabbed droplet’s old wooden wings.
star did the same, but tried to look for thinner, lighter branches to use.
hexagon and octagon went about the search for branches together.
“hey hexy,” octagon piped up, “what are you planning? i’m gonna try to make my kart as aerodynamic as possible…”
hexagon’s mind was elsewhere. she didn’t respond.
“hello? hexagon?”
“huh?” hexagon blinked. “oh, sorry… hey, octagon?”
“yeah?”
“let’s just keep in mind that… you want to win. i want to win.”
“...yeah, we want to win.” 
“that’s not what i said…”
“anyway, hexy, i was thinking we could collaborate on the kart design! we’re both smart, after all. then we’d both do really well!”
hexagon smiled uneasily. “...okay, octagon.”
meanwhile, square had begun to fit together the branches into a rectangle shape with a triangle at the front; he then slotted the wings into the back.
“all this needs is wheels and i’ll be golden,” he said to himself. “now how will i make these branches into circles?” 
an idea popped into his head, and he ran back to the forest to meet star.
“so square’s made the comeback,” star said, grinning. 
“indeed i have,” square replied. “say, can i borrow two of your thin branches?”
“what? and help my rival?”
square smirked.
“of course!” star handed them to him and waved him goodbye.
star continued to make his go-kart. he was never the best at building things, but he tried to follow the advice of his internal droplet and rhombus.
“be bold!" he told himself. “but not too bold! something unique… but possible. aha!”
he began to bend one of his branches into an arc, and affixed the end to another branch. he then grabbed the grapher…
square had finished his kart. “hey möbius!” he called. “where’s the starting line?”
“WOULDN’T YOU LIKE TO KNOW, WEATHER BOY? …RIGHT BESIDE ME, YOU LITTLE TWIT.”
square rolled his eyes and started to roll his go-kart over to him. as he did so, he passed octagon and hexagon. their karts looked identical; smooth and aerodynamic.
“hey, hexagon!” he called. but she didn’t reply.
soon enough, all four shapes were done with their karts, and had rolled them beside möbius strip.
“OKAY, FOLKS! THIS RACE WILL HAVE THREE LAPS, FROM HERE TO THE FOREST AND BACK. FIRST ONE TO FINISH WINS A SPOT IN THE FINALS!”
hexagon knitted her brow.
"ON YOUR MARKS… GET SET… GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
and they were off! hexagon and octagon took an easy lead; collaboration really did make for a good design.
star was a little ways behind them, while square was in last place.
square grumbled.
“what, you thought i’d go easy on you?” star smirked.
“of course not,” square replied. “i’m just going easy on you.”
“oh yeah?”
“oh yeah!”
hexagon and octagon neared the forest and turned around, halfway through their first lap.
“the finals!” octagon exclaimed. “i cannot wait! y’know, helvetica’s gonna pull through for sure. best friends forever and whatnot.”
“mhm.”
“hey, i wish origin were here to broadcast this. imagine the look on trapezoid and pentagon’s face when they see us win!”
hexagon said nothing.
by pulling a lever, square flapped the wings on his kart, overtaking star just as hexagon and octagon completed their first lap. 
“darn!” star exclaimed. “guess i’ll have to use this…” he had mounted the grapher on the front of his crescent-shaped kart and readied his finger to press it.
square completed his first lap, star on his tail. he glanced back and swerved out of the way just before the grapher’s blast could hit him. “hoo boy! so you really are using it, huh!”
“well, you’re using the wings! i’d say it’s pretty even.”
“sounds odd to me!”
star continued to try and shoot square with a beam from the grapher, which would make his limbs disappear and thus incapacitate him, but he had no luck. square just kept on dodging!
so star put the pedal to the metal and sped ahead of square, before turning his go-kart around to face him. driving backwards, star continued to blast at his rival’s kart. the two continued this little tango, spinning around in circles and not getting anywhere.
while those two were occupied, hexagon and octagon completed their second lap.
“almost there…” hexagon murmured.
“hey!” square cried. “those two are almost at the finish line!”
star jolted. “i gotta get ‘em!” he turned his kart to aim the grapher towards them.
“i just can’t wait!” octagon exclaimed. “we’re gonna tie, and we’ll both get into the finals! …right, hexy?”
“there can’t be a tie!” hexagon snapped back.
“what?”
suddenly octagon got hit by a flash of light, and her limbs disappeared.
“AAAAH!” she screamed, her kart skidding to a stop.
hexagon stopped for a moment, her eyes wide. she stared at her best friend forever.
“HEXY! HELP ME! HELP ME, PLEASE!”
hexagon put her foot on the gas. “i’m sorry, octy.”
“HEXY!!!”
hexagon sped ahead, nearing the finish line, as octagon sat motionless. star swerved past octagon’s kart, button-mashing the grapher.
“just get hexagon already!” square cried.
“i’m trying!!!” star cried back.
but they were too late. hexagon crossed the finish line.
“AND HEXAGON WINS A SPOT IN THE FINALS!!!!” möbius announced.
star and square stopped their karts and got out. star pulled the grapher off of his kart and aimed it at octagon, whose arms and legs returned.
“octagon, i’m sorry…” he said softly.
octagon didn’t reply. she didn’t care about him. she walked past him, past the finish line, towards hexagon’s stopped kart. the one she helped her build. the one that left her behind.
hexagon was standing beside it, facing away.
“hexagon,” octagon’s voice trembled.
her best friend forever said nothing.
“hexagon. you left me there. you heard me calling for your help but you left me there. i thought we were in this together.” 
her best friend said nothing.
“together we got so far. you got so far. we could’ve tied and got into the finals together. but the moment you had the chance to win…” octagon spat out her pacifier in disgust. “you threw me under the bus! hexagon! was that what all of this was for?”
her friend said nothing.
“you… you were playing the long-con, weren’t you?” octagon’s voice cracked, tears welling up in her eyes. “you only became friends with me just to use me! you saw i was smart, that i was rational, so you used me as a tool to win! but i wasn’t smart at all. i was too dumb to tell that you were never my friend to begin with!”
“no!” hexagon finally cried, spinning around to face octagon. her voice was timorous with emotion. “that’s not true, octagon… i love you…”
“then why did you do this? why?”
“...because i’ve always wanted to win, octagon! just as much as everyone here, i want to win!” her voice lowered to a whisper. “i want to win…”
“...hexagon.”
“i’m sorry…”
octagon stepped back. “i hope you’re happy. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY!” she burst into tears and ran off. 
hexagon fell onto her knees.
“WELL GOLLY GEE!” möbius interjected. “NOW I’M SORRY I TOLD TWINKY-DINK TO SKEDADDLE, CUZ THAT WAS JUICY! SQUARE, YOU MIGHT NOT BE ELIMINATED AFTER ALL.”
“shut up,” square muttered. “c’mon, star. let’s go.” he unfastened the wings from his kart.
star took the grapher uneasily from his own and went along with square. “i don’t want to hold onto this anymore.”
square looked into his eyes. “you want me to?”
star blinked.
now hexagon was alone with möbius strip.
“just as i expected,” he murmured. “no friendship can last so long as you’re competing for something… silly to even try with her.”
“don’t eliminate octagon.”
“i will. i will eliminate her. but don’t bother trying to tell her… i’m sure that won’t make her any happier with you.”
“i hate you.”
“then you hate yourself, darling. you are going to win.”
“heptagon!” parallelogram called. “buddy!”
heptagon’s old teammates, yim yum, gathered around him as he arrived in the paradox: parallelogram, kite, and oval.
“you did it!” kite cheered. “you finally lost!”
“are you okay?” oval asked.
heptagon took a moment. “yes,” he said at length, with mild unease. “yes, i think i am.”
heart rushed over to him. “a-and, um, the challenge will be ending in only a couple of days. then we can go home.”
“oh yeah… you’re right.”
“everything will be okay.”
heptagon chuckled. “i get the impression that you’re also trying to convince yourself of that.”
“p-perhaps i am.”
suddenly, origin appeared.
“origin!” circle gasped. “what are you doing here?”
“well, i…” origin mumbled. “möbius strip got angry at me and told me to go back here…”
“cuz you saved my guts,” heptagon said.
“let’s go!” triangle cheered. “screw möbius!!!”
“good on ya, bud!” oval nudged origin.
origin giggled. “yeah, he’s pissed off at me now. i think you’re all right about the elimination thing, that he’s been trying to cause the most tension possible with it. square wants to win now, so möbius wanted him gone.”
“what a jerk!” rectangle exclaimed. 
“mhm,” parallelogram nodded.
“does this mean you can decide who’s in the finals?” trapezoid asked. “after all, tomorrow, you can just bring anyone you want here…”
“in theory, sure,” origin answered, “but i doubt möbius strip will let me get away with that again… also, unless there’s some huge reason to pick one over the other, it isn’t really fair for me to decide.”
“is it fair for möbius to?” droplet asked.
“fair point…”
“hey,” pentagon piped up, “if you’re here, how will we see today’s challenge?”
“...i guess we can’t? sorry guys.”
“aw darn!” triangle groaned. “it can get pretty boring in here.”
“she isn’t wrong…” heart conceded.
“but it’s not like you’re always watching a challenge,” origin pointed out. “are you always bored when you’re not? i thought, um, we just hang out and stuff.”
“well yeah, sure,” rectangle said, “but today’s the semifinals. today we were all anticipating something exciting, and now we don’t have it… so we’re even more bored than usual.”
“hm…” origin thought for a moment. “what, do you all want to do some proofs?”
“you call that exciting???” pentagon cried.
“yes!” rhombus replied eagerly.
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chenyann · 2 years ago
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A late night snack
Riddle rosehearts,Leona kingscholar, Azul ashengrotto,kalim al-asim, vil schoenheit,idia shroud and malleus draconia
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Have you heard the rumor of beelzebubs kitchen? If you haven't let me tell you,it's said that in Nrc there is a ghost that roams the kitchen clearing out the fridge.The only way to keep the ghost away from the fridge is to keep lamb in it,but if you keep a slice of cake out the ghost will grant you fortune, strength and love.So hope you hear the fridge door open. cw:gn!reader,Midnight crack & fluff, sfw, unedited.
A/n:Take this draft that was made in the middle of the night and was rushed as freak okay.I also never really ate microwave ramen, I tried it once but it tasted weird so I just didn't like it? ALSO DOUBLE POST!?!?!??!?
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riddle
Doesn't like it
He don't like waking up before 6 am
So you you woke him up at 4:38am he was mad.
Your just here like:(„• ֊ •„)੭ hey bro
he wobbles to the kitchen with you
AND WHEN I SAY HE GASPED SO LOUD😭😭😭 he felt 20 years go off his life(2 of those years were from is mom) when you pulled out 'microwavable ramen lunch shrimp flavor' (idk what flavors there are I don't eat them)
"Y/n?"
Hm?
"I'm not eating that"
It's the devils food y/nnie 👿
His mom told him list's of food that he shouldn't eat when they use to go shopping like????(·•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ ) ew who eats that
after 3 minutes of you trying to persuade him he agrees
When you pull the diabetes ramen cup out of the microwave he feels like running
And he wished he did
But your smile was so alluring he couldn't help himself!
He feels like those don't do drugs ads💀
Time is going slow, it's only him and the soup as he watches you ate yours there is sweat on his brow and OH MY GOD AM I GONNA DIE!?
He won't dw(˶ᵔᴗᵔ˶)
I he just stares at it like???? Bro it's gonna get cold.
Then he eats it
......
.........
..............
"It's not as bad as I thought it would be"
[Insert smug mc here]
you rn:( ̄︶ ̄) (naw that reminds me of anya)
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He would want to wipe that smug look off your face
But nonetheless he did like it
Would he eat it again?
No.
Riddle gives it a 3/10
Leona
I have a itch he ate these before
(it was ruggie who gave it to him)
Hates it,hates you and hates life/j
We all know very well that Leona don't like getting woken up.
so when you woke him up at 2:21 am he didn't move
He had enough and woken up at 3:59am
Then when he heard you woke him up in the middle of the night for a stupid snack
He told you to just get it and eat it in the room
Oh look at that Leona is out of bed☺
Fr you carrying all the weight on your shoulders and it's not because Leona is leaning on you as you walk( ̄∀ ̄)
you act like you are gonna pull out gourmet food
Then you pull out one of these:
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he is so done with you
He would be like my roommate and pick out all the veggies before adding the water💀
He would also pour out the broth
As he saw you pull the ramen out he would just stare at you
He would eat it again
-because ruggie would feed it to him-
Leona score?
7/10
Azul
Little octopus ate these alot as a kid
But stopped when he went on a diet:(
I also think he dislikes waking up at night(๑•́ < •̀๑)
So when you woke him up just to eat he was upset
But who is he to say no to you( ̄∀ ̄)
-pretty privileged-/j
-Him crushing on you privileged-/srs
He wobbles down to the kitchen with you and a blanket 💀
And you pull out a ramen cup
"OH! YUMM- I mean y/n that's fatty foods you know"
Bitch like you give a fuck🙄
Glare at him he will be quite
He will act like its yucky dirt (dirt be good tho)
But he really likes it
Although waking him up comes with a price 😈😈
He want to cuddle you and you have to bring him coffee in the morning 🧍
His rating?
10/10
I ment 0/10 *is being held at gun point*
But atleast cuddles will be given.
Kalim
He never ate these before(・・ ) ?
When you woke kalim up asking for food he was very close to waking Jamil
But you said you would make it!
EVEN BETTER
Kalim knows you won't poison him
So he trusts you (I would have just to show him to not trust others so easily)
So he drags you to the kitchen
Almost waking everyone in the process ♡
anyways when you pull out a ramen cup he was like oooooOooooo
He wants to know what that is
When you explain he is OUTSTANDED!
You just put it in the microwave and it turns to ramen?!?!?!!?!??!
Don't tell him you like it because he will buy all of the ramen known to man kind
Kalim also tells Jamil about it
Jamil hates it
Score!
10/10!
Vil
Rip
Vil is not getting out of that bed
He has to stay prime😇
So you make it and bring it into the room
Ps you smuggled it in the dorm💀
when he saw what you brought in the room
He wanted to kick you out
But he didn't 😗😗😗
He sat up and looked at you like how your mom would if she found out you got a 0 on that math test
And you offered him the other cup
Him rn:
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"What is that!?"
Soup?
"THATS NOT SOUP Y/N"
He only took one bite😭😭
Waster
wasting food in this house is unallowed
Vil score
1/10
It needs improvement
Idia
Lives off them
So when you offered him one while he was playing 'together moons idols' he said yes ofc
And made you get a shopping list
He was bummed when you said you aren't going out😔😔😔
but when his show was going he zoomed back on it
You come in and he is still playing🧍
"I got the ramen"
......
"IDIA I HAVE THE RAMEN"
!?....Just sit it down (*´•__•`*)
fr jumpscared him💀
He eats it just fine
NAW WAIT YOU THINK HE PUTS THOSE GUMMY WORMS IN IT🤢🤢🤢
I know for a fact he gonna do something weird with it.
Broth drinker
Rating?
Ssr/10
So If a 10
Malleus
Huh?
He wakes up from his fake nap
And you taking about food
Ofc he says yes UwU☆ (omg I just cringed)
Malleus follows you to the kitchen
And he sees you pull out the ramen
He's like Hold up wait a minute 🤨
*Pulls out his flip phone 200*
Stop he has a flip phone I know it
WAOT!!!🥱😭😭😭😭😭
Malleus pulling up Firefox on his phone to look up ramen:
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Ndaban I'll stop ✋
He looks it up and asks you about it
You're like 'mhm yea'
HE IS ESTATIC TO TRY IT!!!!!
when he does he is so happy
Loves it
He thinks its yummy (likely because its not Lilias cooking)
wants everyone else to try it
He would want another when he is done
Score
9/10
It burned his hand:(
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softstraykidshours · 2 years ago
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Hello hello! Can I make a request?
Male reader, long time friend of Chan comes to visit and has been working out in order to get muscles (like Changbin) to impress Felix because he's got a major crush on him. Changbin catches reader doing push-ups in the early morning in the living room before everyone wakes up. Reader confesses that he likes Felix and Changbin agrees to give him tips and help him work out.
omg omg omg omg omg omg i love this idea! aaaaahhhh! thank you so much for trusting me to write this, i hope you like it! i had a blast writing it! if you don't like it, please tell me, and i will rewrite it - this is your special piece, so i want you to love it!! also, i kinda left it on a little bit of a cliffhanger, so if you want a part 2, lemme know, and i will 1000000% write it for you, but i wasn't sure if you wanted the details of the actual felix interactions so i left it kind of open ended.
❤️ courtney & abbie
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pairing: felix x male!reader (but it's mostly just the reader talking about felix with other band members haha)
warning(s): working out, body image (but not anything negative)
"just make yourself at home!" chan says with a smile as he finishes giving you a tour of the place he shares with his bandmates jisung, changbin, and hyunjin.
"thanks!" you respond.
you and chan have been best friends since elementary school, doing practically everything together. so when chan got the offer of a lifetime to pack up his life and be in a kpop band, you both knew he couldn't pass it up, but it made it really hard not getting to hang out with him all the time and instead only seeing him over facetime and in the chat room of video games. but when you finally had enough free time to come a visit him, you couldn't say no. after all, what's a guy without his best bud.
you spend the rest of the night having a chill "guy's night in," eating take out, playing video games, and just chatting about life with chan, changbin, and jisung. you briefly meet their other roommate, hyunjin, as he makes his way to his room, a bag full of new art supplies in tow. after you all finish cleaning up, you and chan start making your way down the hallway towards the bedrooms.
"oh, i was gonna ask," chan says suddenly. "is it cool if the other guys come over to hang out tomorrow? they wanna meet you, and i made minho promise he would cook for us. felix is gonna bring his nintendo switch, and we're gonna have a super smash bros tournament."
felix. your heart stops when you hear his name. you follow chan and his band closely, and over the years, you've developed a massive crush on felix. you couldn't help but fall for his smile, personality, voice, basically everything about him. you never told chan this, because you could never really find the right way to casually say "oh hey, by the way, i have an enormous crush on your bandmate." chan knows you like guys and has always been the most supportive friend, but it still felt strange telling him you have a crush on one his bandmates. you had met felix a few times over facetime, but you could feel the tips of your ears growing red and hot at the thought of meeting him in person.
"uh, yeah. sure. sounds good," you stammer out, trying to sound as calm as possible.
"sweet, i'll let them know," chan responds before you both head into your respective bedrooms.
you close the door behind you, leaning your back against it and letting out a big sigh.
'ok. tomorrow's the day. you got this,' you think, trying to hype yourself up.
you quickly change into a tanktop and gym shorts to sleep in. you stop in front of the mirror and start to flex you arms. you had never really been the type of person to work out, but one day you made the decision that you wanted a little more muscle and definition, so you started a more regular work out routine. this was only amplified when you started planning this trip a few months ago and began thinking about the prospect of meeting felix in person. you wanted to be able to impress him with your strength and muscles.
the next morning, you wake up extra early to sneak in a quick workout before seeing felix later that day. you walk out into the quiet living room, careful to not wake the others. you weren't necessarily ashamed of the fact that you were working out, but it would be a little embarrassing to have to explain exactly why it was so imperative for you to work out today. you weren't a very good liar, so you knew you would have to be honest about it, and seeing as how chan doesn't even know you have a crush on felix, you want to spare yourself the explanation at this particular time.
you decide to just keep the workout a little simple, fearing that anything too long and extreme might alert the others. you're in the middle of doing pushups when a voice interrupts you.
"what are you doing?" changbin inquires, rubbing his eyes, clearly still groggy from just waking up.
your face grows red as you jump up from the ground. "oh, uh, nothing. just some...some pushups."
"well i can see that," changbin chuckles. "i was mostly wondering why you were doing pushups this early in the morning. i don't even do pushups this early in the morning."
you let out a small laugh. chan, jisung, and changbin are the designated "gym bros" of the group, so to hear him saying that he doesn't work out this early had you feeling a little silly.
"but i'm gonna be honest, you're low key so shredded. i had no idea," changbin states, giving your bicep a small squeeze. you take a lot of inspiration from changbin, admiring his work ethic to have such a regular work out routine despite having such a chaotic schedule. so to hear him compliment you really meant a lot, because you liked knowing your hard work wasn't going unnoticed.
"thanks," you respond.
"what made you wanna work out in the first place?" he asks.
"oh uh, i don't know," you say, trying to think of an excuse. "i guess i just kinda felt like it."
"chan's right," changbin laughs.
"what?" you look at him confused.
"you really are a bad liar," he replies. "so really, why did you start working out? this is a safe space."
"well," you begin. "i did start out working out for myself...but over the past few months, i've been pushing myself a little harder. because there's...there's this guy i have crush on that i'm trying to impress."
"oh? who is it?" changbin asks excitedly.
"um..." your mind races on whether or not you should say. you could say any name, and he wouldn't know the difference. but on the other hand, if you're honest, he might have some tips on how you can make a good first impression with felix. "um...it's...it's felix."
"felix?! like our felix?!" changbin says, mouth falling open. you nod in response. "i mean honestly, man to man, i can't blame you. felix is quite the catch."
you and changbin both laugh at his comment.
"can i be honest though?" changbin asks.
"of course," you say.
"felix won't care if you're shredded or not. he's not that kind of guy to care too much about looks like that. as long as you're happy, he'll be happy," changbin states with a smile.
you can't help the butterflies you feel in your stomach hearing that.
"i know," you reply. "i kind of get that impression about him. i guess i want to look big and muscular for him, but also it's kinda for myself too. i think i would feel more confident meeting him if i did this."
"and that's totally fair," changbin agrees. "as long as you're doing what makes you most comfortable, that's all you can ask for. but i just wanted to say that to remind you that felix will love you no matter what."
a slight blush paints your cheeks. "thanks."
"no problem," changbin gives you a reassuring pat on your shoulder.
"do you have any tips?" you ask. "i mean, obviously you work out a lot, so do you have any advice?"
"know your limit," he states. "and i've found its helpful for me to work on one particular part of my body each day. my schedule is so busy, so that allows me to still get a workout in without having to devote too much of my day to it. it's an easy way to still feel like you did something without feeling too burnt out. i can show you some the exercises i do if you want!"
"oh that's a good idea, that would be super helpful," you respond.
you and changbin go back and forth talking about working out when hyunjin walks in the room. you both fall silent.
"what are you guys talking about?" hyunjin ponders, raising an eyebrow.
changbin looks at you, silently asking if it's ok to tell him to which you give him a quick nod.
"he's got a crush on felix and wants to make a impression with his amazing biceps, so we were just talking about work out routines," changbin says with a smile, nudging you with his elbow before throwing you a playful wink.
"oooooooooh, i see," hyunjin says before taking a seat, clearly much more interested in the situation now that he knows you weren't just talking about boring old work outs just to talk about them. "well changbin is definitely your guy if you want work out advice, but if you really wanna make a good first impression on felix, i'm your guy."
changbin punches his arm playfully.
"hey!" hyunjin exclaims before playfully hitting changbin back. he turns back to you. "obviously, showing off your muscles is a big selling point, i'm not trying to knock that, but i might have a few tips on how to make a lasting impression on felix in terms of conversation."
"please," you plead. "i'll take any advice i can get, i'm so nervous. i like him a lot."
you, hyunjin, and changbin spend the next few minutes discussing everything. jisung and chan eventually join the three of you at which point you confess your feelings to them as well, and you all spend the rest of the morning brainstorming the game plan for when felix comes over.
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jonnnysuh · 3 years ago
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Dating Vernon would include
A/N: This one's for 2 people: 1. Bee @vernonsnostrils bc she thinks this man is the dumbest man in the world and 2. Me bc I think he's the most annoying man in the world (we mean this in the most loving way possible ofc)
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Crushing Stages:
He’s seen many beautiful things in his lifetime, but he needs something of substance
Someone who has a passion, and isn’t afraid to make a nasty sandwich at 3 in the morning. Bonus points if they snort when they laugh
I feel like he’s very slow and meticulous about falling for someone
Is more interested in intriguing answers and someone with a good heart
Very about natural chemistry and doesn’t force anything
So when he figures out that you two work well together you slowly see him put more effort into the conversation, offers to do you favours, always asks for your input, and sets up jokes for you
Dating:
Omfg are u ready
Him randomly busting into the room you’re in and SINGING OFF KEY
BUT HE’S HAVING SO MUCH FUN
LET HIM PERFORM 🤬 OR ELSE
He always repeats what you say when he thinks it's funny
Motherfucker is a PARROT or something
Not a man of many words but sOooo many facial expressions
Can communicate with each other with just a look, there's no need for words
Will let you tell your story but make you tell it again bc “wait sorry I wasn’t listening”
OUT OF POCKET COMMENTS
SO MANY OUT OF POCKET COMMENTS
He’s comfortable enough to say what he’s thinking and he doesn’t mean for it to come off mean but it just kind of is sometimes LMAO
ESPECIALLY when he's shocked
Can be very gentle around you
One time when he put a bandage around your wounded finger, you caught him contemplating for a moment
He placed a small kiss on the injured finger and interlaced his fingers with yours, holding it for the first time
When he kisses your forehead he smooths out your hair <333
Honestly the chillest human being in the world
Netflix movie marathons
Binging shows/movies (or just watching a series together) and having long ass conversations to discuss what you've just watched
BRO VERNON HIDING BEHIND A PILLOW AT CRINGY MOVIE SHIT
If one of you watches ahead of the other you're DEAD
He'll literally look at you like 😦 you betrayed me
There are some things he'll let only you do
Like straighten his hair or paint his nails
That’s reserved strictly for you
Asks you deep questions out of no where
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Laughs during the build up of the kiss
Steals parts of what you're eating
Imagine sitting on the kitchen floor with Vernon at 2am and trying not to laugh
You slipped on something, and thankfully he was close enough to catch you but for a split second you could see him contemplate whether to eat his banana bread or help you
So he went "AH", stuffed the banana bread in his mouth, and then tried to keep you from falling
Accidentally sends other people texts meant for you
But he's not panicked????
NAPPING TOGETHER
I REPEAT NAPPING TOGETHER
He always wakes up hungry af
Keeps an extra charger for you in his room
But also why is his phone always at 13% if he has two chargers?????
Sends the most random update pictures
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Sometimes there’s context and sometimes you have to guess what the fuck he meant by the picture of S Coups choking Hoshi while they’re both dressed in overalls
Remembers stuff you mentioned a while ago and will ask you about it
But cannot for the life of him remember an anniversary
Memes.
You already knew that tho.
Has little dance parties with you in the middle of the living room
His pet names of choice are:
Babe- every other traditional pet name makes him cringe,, this is as cheesy as he can go
Your childhood nickname- he heard your parent say it to you once and it just stuck. Only uses it to tease you
Gets embarrassed if you call him handsome or any compliment really
Always asks you how to do something
But bro google is FREE
lowkey he just likes when you explain things to him
Late night talks about conspiracy theories
Debating the dumbest shit
Likes to provoke you a bit,, like "oh yeah?" after you say something with confidence
Rough housing !!!!!!!! Like pushing or play wrestling
Is always losing his things
Good at distracting you when you’re mad at someone else
Like he thinks it’s funny as hell that you’re pissed off
But it’s more important that you don’t rip off someone’s head so he’ll be like “hey we should leave??? maybe?”
King of de-escalation
It takes a lot to get an “I love you” out of him but when he says it you know he means it
Almost having your own language??? It’s really just a few constant but obscure words
When he compliments you, it’s actually really touching and sincere. It’s more about your character than the way you look
It's never a dull moment with him. He's the calm to your crazy and you're his.
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thatoneidiotdts · 4 years ago
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Sleeping (+morning routine) headcanons for some genshin boys
A/n: hello ladies and gentlemen I'm happy to announce that I may be back now that my life has decided to stop throwing endless shit at me. Now I also write for genshin so feel free to send asks in my inbox!!
Warnings: nightmares for xiao, favoritism in diluc's part, purposeful misspelling and slander in C*ilde's part,overall tooth rotting fluff
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Zhong li
Sleeps like a rock (pun intended)
This man will not wake up unless there is an emergency
No matter how much noise you make or whatever is going on around him he'll stay there laying in bed completely silent
His breathing is so quiet you think he's dead half the time if not for his endless sleep talking
And you can actually have full on conversations with him while he's asleep
Also he sleeps in a solider position which leaves you to cling on him like a koala on a big ass tree
Sleeps in really soft bamboo pyjamas that you bought for him
Zhong li will only wake up at exactly 7:30 am no matter if it's a week day or a weekend/ his day off
He also doesn't stay in bed for more than 10 minutes unless as stated before its his day off and you aren't awake yet
The man will stay there taking in the sunshine rays from the window as he's looking at your peaceful face
After an hour or two hell rub your back and gently wake you up with forehead kisses while softly calling your name
When you finally wake up you usually start with the morning hygiene and whatnot
Also he will ask you if you want to take a morning bath together but absolutely respects you decision if you won't and you don't need to even give him a reason you declined in the first place but will make sure you know he loves you no matter what
After that he will sit down with you and drink tea and have breakfast with you for the next two hours
It's the only reason he wakes up so early
T̵̻̦̥͌͝e̸̟̗̮̮͌a̷̙͕͉̿̍͝
After that he goes to do his usual shift at the wangsheng funeral parlor
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Venti
Menace to society
He either sleeps sprawled out in a starfish position with his arm and leg over your body or in a fetal position with his face buried in your breasts/chest
He usually sleeps in your clothes or in his everyday clothes
His little snores are super cute tho
Venti's snoring isn't super loud, it's actually really quiet but still there
Since he's a bard he stays at the Angel's share until it closes which is usually very late into the night so he sleeps until like 2pm
He isn't a heavy sleeper so you usually accidentally wake him up if you have some errands to run early in the morning
Venti will cling to you and pretend that he's asleep so that you can stay in bed with him
After like 20 minutes of this he finally let's you go and makes you promise him that you'll be back quickly
When you returned to your shared house from doing commissions you found him still sleeping in the bed so you quietly took a shower and snuggled in with him for another hour or two
After he finally wakes up for real this time he has breakfast lunch with you and goes off to Angel's share but not before giving you a thousand kisses
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Kaeya
He's sleep schedule is ON POINT
He always gets back from Angel's share at exactly 1:00am, showers, eats and does his skin care routine and gets in bed around 1:30am
He also wakes up at exactly 9am but stays in bed until ten
He trashes through the night, he also talks in his sleep but it really weird and it's mostly things that are in English but you can't understand them at all
Kaeya is also a blanket snatcher and will snatch your blanket if you aren't holding it tightly
I feel like he also sleeps with socks on but has a few special pairs of socks that have some cute patterns that he would rather be caught working with the fatui by his own brother than wear them outside once
Also sleeps in silk pyjamas, doesn't care if the cotton ones are easier to breathe through, he likes the feeling of silk on his skin
Kaeya loves his personal space and he doesn't like to be touched while he sleeps but makes up for it when he's awake but still in bed
The only exception is when it's cold outside, I headcannon he's naturally cold and he doesn't like it at all
His morning routine is 90% of him taking care of his face and showering
His skincare routine is also more expensive than some people's houses so don't touch his products plz
Kaeya will gladly teach you the basics of skin care and will buy you your own products that thinks will suit your skin better
He's also almost late to work every day so every day you see him put on his shoes calmly, take in a deep breath and then he kisses you goodbye and runs off like a mad man in order to get to the headquarters on time
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Diluc
He has so much unprocessed trauma I would be surprised is sleep schedule is anything but a mess
Diluc doesn't sleep a lot, he would have a normal sleep schedule but since he has a lot of stuff to do all the time it stops him from sleeping property
Not only does he work as a bartender at Angel's share when Charles can't he also works as the Mondstat's one and only Dark Night Hero
He usually comes home around 4 or 5 am and will only sleep until like 8 and you will have to force him to have a nap in the afternoon
Also he sleeps in his everyday clothing and he's sometimes too tired to even take his coat off
Diluc sleeps on his stomach which causes him to have back and neck problems but it's the only way he can actually fall asleep
He's a really light sleeper which also adds up to his sleeping problem
Also he snores loudly, like really loudly, and he only snores at night for some weird reason
You discovered that because one day you accidentally woke up at like 6 am and you couldn't fall back asleep because of his loud snoring but you didn't dare to move since you knew how little rest he gets
He's not a morning person at all, if he didn't hate alcohol, he would be the person that chugs half a bottle of vodka in the morning just to keep him awake
Diluc usually starts his morning off with some personal hygiene and then starts doing the endless paperwork without even having breakfast or anything to drink
So out will have to force him to eat and drink so that he doesn't pass out from work
On the rare days he doesn't have any work to do he usually sleeps them off to make up for the time he didn't sleep
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Albedo
Chalk boy over here also has a terrible sleep schedule
He's not really forcing himself to stay up but rather doesn't realize how late it is
You will have to pull him out of his work in order for him to go to sleep
Albedo has a special pair of pyjamas that he wears when he's sleeping and he only wears them because for his last birthday Klee has given him a pair of pyjamas that were originally grey but she hand painted them herself with the help of Jean and Lisa and he's been sleeping in them ever since
And when i say every day I mean every day
But don't worry he hand washes them every two days and takes special care of them in order to not wash of the fabric paint
His snores are also really quiet and quite cute, I recommend commenting on that if you wanna see him blush ^-^
Albedo usually sleeps on his stomach but unlike Diluc he is small enough to not crush you under his weight so he usually sleeps with his head on your stomach or buried in your neck
Pease touch his hair he melts when you do
Albedo can sleep for a looonng time if you don't wake him up so he relies on you to wake him up or else he'll spend the next 16 hours in bed sleeping without a care in the wold
When he wake up he does his usual morning routine, which is usually a quick shower, breakfast, brushing his teeth and his hair out, and then goes off to work
He will absolutely make you have a nap with him in the afternoon or whenever he feels tired
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Xiao
He doesn't sleep much, hell I don't this man sleeps at all sometimes
Adepti don't really require sleep or food like normal humans do
It took a lot of time for him to trust you enough to sleep besides him
Xiao doesn't feel safe while sleeping at all, he also fears that his karmic dept might take affect on you so he keeps his distance for quite some time
For the first month or two he would wear his normal every day clothes but then you gift him a cute plain green onesie and at first he straight up refused to put 'that thing' on but he gave in and hasn't sleep in anything else since
At first he would be the big spoon so that he can protect you from any harm but when you spooned him for the first time he felt so safe and warm he never wanted to let go of that feeling ever again
After that he would ask you under his breath if you could spoon him more often, you barely understood what he was saying but perfectly understood what he wanted and needed.
He also regularly has nightmares which causes him to trash around and maybe whack you in the face once or twice but you're quick to calm him down
Xiao never really realized that he was hurting you until he gently hugged you and you winced because he accidentally touched the small mark he left the previous night after having another nightmare
Doesn't touch you or sleep with you for a week after that, he already hurt you enough but you don't really care so you coaxed him into sleeping with you again very easily since he missed your warmth a lot
He doesn't really have a morning routine but he does wake up every morning before you so that he can teleport to the Huaguang Stone Forest to pick some Qingxin flowers for you
He's also gets back into your arms right before you wake up so that it seems like he never left in the first place
But you always notice the new fresh bouquet of the beautiful white flower on your desk and thank him for it
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T*rtaglia
Listen here ok I'mma be real with y'all
Turbulence sleeps exactly one hour less than normal people but makes it seem like he gets like 2 hours of sleep per night
"Ugh I didn't sleep last night at all😩😏" Like bro stfu
He also makes jokes about sleeping so little because he was with you last night or that he was training so hard or doing a mountain of paper work
While you know damn well he was with you entire night sleeping like a baby right by your side
He sleeps naked solely so that one day when a hypothetical intruder gets into your home he can scare them off by yelling at them while being completely naked 💀
But he will put a pair of pyjamas on if you're uncomfortable
He mostly sleeps on his side because he needs to hold something while he's sleeping, if you aren't with him that night he will hug your pillow and sleep like that
Tagliatelle also doesn't like to sleep when in a cold room so he will have one of those water bottles that people use for back pain and will put one in the pillow he's holding and two in the blanket itself
He's totally a morning person and has no problem with getting out of the bed in less than like 10 minutes unless you ask him not to
If he has a day off he won't sleep in that much but he will curl up beside you and 'accidentally' place his head on your boobs/chest
Y'all saying Terrorism is the caring older brother? WRONG he's the forgotten middle child. we ofc know about Tonia, Anthon and Teucer but he also has two older brothers and at least one older sister
I feel like he's the middle child that had to take all the responsibilities when the older three/four moved out
So yeah he can make a damn fine breakfast for you without skipping a beat
But don't let me even start on his personal hygiene
Like shower are fine ok and he baths once a week only because he can but like
I know damn well his back teeth are ROTTING
He only uses mouthwash and brushes the front and bottom part of the teeth so that they look presentable meanwhile his back teeth got their souls sucked out
Moving on from that Tellurium can't really spend the whole morning with you so he will have to leave you late in the morning.
Coffee? :>
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running-with-kn1ves · 3 years ago
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Hi! If you're still taking requests... maybe another male yandere!werewolf x reader?
Maybe where the reader saves the werewolf's life and his gratitude turns to love turns to yandere attitudes? something like that?
Hello!! Thank you so much for requesting :D (girl I was so scared I was talking to myself thank you 😭🤚)I have come to deliver >:) this is a continuation of my last werewolf story; I decided to continue it bc I really havent fleshed out his character at all! So here he is, our stereotypical "alpha wolf male" dude bro :D.
Yandere Werewolf! Male x GN Reader
• On a breezy late night, you found yourself strolling through the woods looking for mushrooms. The fae never touched the mushrooms during the witching hour, which allowed you to take them first.
• Unexpectedly an enormous wolf-like being was visible in your path, laying in a clearing of the trees. Immediately you ran to the beast, checking if it had any chance of survival. The faintest breath left its mouth, giving you the small semblance of hope.
• You struggled to pull the thing onto your wagon; which was better than nothing for carrying a large creature home. Bringing it inside, you pulled the otherworldly beast onto your bed, dirt and blood easily staining the sheets. • Propping the creature up for inspection, you noticed several bullet holes within its chest- all barely missing its heart. You frantically worked to find a remedy that would heal such deep punctures. Taking out the shells was a difficult and gruesome task, but it helped you nurse the being back to health. The sky grew to light quickly; before you knew it, you had fallen asleep while bandaging the last wound. Waking up that morning, you found the beast gone, it's only proof being the mix of debris and blood smeared onto your bed. • Days after, you began to find dead animals placed outside your home. It started out small, with birds and squirrels, but soon progressed to larger animals. You originally thought it was the feral cat that would sometimes hang around your home, but no cat could kill a mountain lion. You never ate the animals, burying them instead one after another. • This compassion, and care for the living things around you, is what drew Elias in. He could hardly remember the night you nursed him back to life, but your face, and the soft gentle hands that touched him with so much care, were enough to pique his interest. Your gentleness was the type of which he could never have: soft and kind, with good and lovable intent. Elias was always harsh when trying to be kind; even when he had such genuine intent, he somehow managed to always hurt someone. • Before he knew it, he wasn't just watching you every now and then- it became everyday. He didn't want to, he didn't know why he was doing it in the first place! Something about you... whether it was the way you would so gently caress your plants, or the way you'd smile after seeing a few animals in the woods scurry along, something about it drew him to... infatuation. • Atleast that's what his "family" said. Such a group consisted of several other lone shifters who had no one else to rely on. Elias didnt particularly care for them, but they provided decent comfort in times of shifting, and daily life. He never had intentions of staying, or leaving that group of loners. So far his life had been a train wreck of moving place to place which depended on how stable enough it was to live in. That "pack" was just the same. He scoffed at the way they called themselves a group; a family. They were just a bunch of rejects bumming off one another. • They didn't approve of his close watch of you. But.. he could see a REAL life in that comfy cottage. Watering the plants with you, going out hunting to bring home supper, you scolding him after he accidentally crushes the perennials. And you.. youd be there to comfort him when he turns every full moon, there to give him support and love. Youd be there to greet him when he comes back home; naked and scratched up and afraid. He'd even take being chained up for the night if it meant you'd be down there in the morning when the transformation was over. • Every night he dreamt of being in that little cottage with you. Sure, you had only met him once, but isn't that how all the fairytales paint it out? One meeting and the prince and princess fell madly in love. • He was so ecstatic thinking about the future: children, running around in the gardens, his old "pack" rotting without him. He wouldn't be bolted to the ground along side the rest of them anymore. That "better for society" bullshit made him want to desecrate a village rather than keep the peace. Being stung over and over again by the silver chains was no route for a "good society." He would do it for you though.. if it was necessary. He'd allow himself to be chained if it kept you and his possible future children safe. • It had been a month since you last saw him, dripping blood all over your hardwood floors. Elias couldn't take it anymore; watching you from a distance, it wasn't enough. He hated the fact that you lived
without recognizing his presence. He would have gone up and talked to you, if it wasn't for the fear of you running away and screaming. After all, he was utterly h u g e. Anytime a normal human saw him, immediate fear flashed over their face. The only people who ever saw him as "normal" were his own kind- and even then, some of the weaker few were terrified. It was like he would never be free of this curse from the moon. • As days passed by, you got increasingly more worried about the woods. Fewer and fewer animals would border your home, something driving them away. You didn't know what it was, but the strange shadows illuminating your house, watching you, were eerie. • All you did in life was what you needed to, to survive! Why was this... thing.. targeting you? Was it a demon coming to torture you after all your misdeeds? You were afraid and unsure. • Elias noticed your growing anxiety and anticipation. Due to such reactions, he felt the need to resort to some methods that would be seen as...unseemly. Sure, a witch in the woods isn't the most reliable, but she sure as hell knew how to brew a good love potion, and by all things good Elias would get his hands on it. He didn't WANT to force your love but.. what choice was there? There was no way you'd go willingly. It was clear enough that the rest of the pack didn't agree either. One of the bigger few tried to take him down, stop him from "corrupting" you, but the larger male werewolf had too much drive to let a mere mutt break him down. • Elias didn't find hurting others fun, but it was necessary to get you in his clutches. So what if a few savage beasts from his "family" got a bit mangled and bloody? The rest of them would survive, they can do without a few of those "peace seeking" mongrels. What was left of the pack would no longer accept him at that point without fear, and he was glad to be rid of them. No point having ties with them any longer. • Elias' obsession grew, he couldn't resist the idea of winning your affections any longer. Visiting the elderly witch, Elias was ready to give up just about anything to win you over. He wasn't ready to force you without some kind of buffer. "Just a few drops," the elderly woman told him "nothing less, nothing more, lest you create something dark." • Her foreboding warning was ominous, but Elias wasn't afraid; he would love you no matter what plagued you both. He wouldn't allow himself to screw up. Even though gaining that potion cursed his future children with the same beast-wolf transformation, he didn't mind. He would have you, and they would survive just as he did. The witch was really getting the poor end of the deal. • And with careful precision, a few dead deers as a loving gift, and the perfect potion on a tomato plant- Elias got his way. Sneaking into your garden was a bit difficult, as you were carefully alert as to whom entered and what was tampered with. But eventually, he managed to pour a few fluorescent pink drops of the potion onto a ripe tomato plant. Quickly it soaked up the witch's concoction, leaving no liquid to spare. • The next day Elias watched you carefully pick the ripened tomatoes, unbeknownst to you, that they've been tampered with. You made a simple soup with the magical fruit, adding a layer of spices; which Elias was grateful for. He didn't want any kind of slip up to cause you to throw them away. • You ate the soup normally like you always would, but Elias convinced himself that it was different; like you knew it was from him, as if you were aware of him coming. If the potion didn't work, he wasn't sure if he could muster up the courage to hurt you. That would be the utmost last resort if necessary. • The next day was as usual as ever; nothing out of the ordinary happened; you tended to your garden, and fed the stray cats that came crawling to your door. • Elias got himself intentionally worked up; what if it didn't work? Or the potion caused an opposite effect? Worries plagues him. The dead deer were tucked behind the large man, slowly dragging as he pulled
them along. He swallowed heavily, anxious to meet you again, this time fully conscious. It was a surreal and dreamy feel, his heart swelling out of fear and excitement. • The werewolf could hardly muster the courage to knock on the door; spying from afar was so much easier. But it would be worth it; that's the only thing he could say to convince himself: it will be worth it. Anxiously he paced, before attempting to knock on the door. Quickly, you opened it before he placed a knuckle on the frame. Your shorter posture and pajamas from up close caused the man to widen his eyes. "Darling you're home!" You shouted, jumping onto the big tanned man. • He stood in shock, unaware of what to do or say. Was this due to the potion? He stared blankly down at your smaller form hugging him. • You were warm, so, so warm. He was used to being hot and sweaty but you were a comfortable warm, like sweet bread from the oven or a burning candle in the cold. You ushered him inside, taking off his ragged and tattered coat. You pulled his shirt down to force him to kiss you on the lips, letting go quickly. He was so much taller that it was necessary for him to bend down to even reach you. • Elias didn't expect you to be so bold neither so embarrassed! You shifted awkwardly whilst blushing, unable to hide your nervousness. He stood frozen, not able to reply or move as he processed the previous events. "What, am I not allowed to kiss my husband?" You question defensively, noticing his hands covering his face and stepping backwards. The reaction left you to believe he was being moody. • You felt dejected for a second, before feeling yourself lifted off of the ground and into his bulky chest. Without hesitation, Elias threw you onto the bed, only to attack you with a slobber of kisses and marks; claiming you as his. His long nails dug into your pajamas, tearing them. • Officially and finally, you were in his grasp. There's no way out now.
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