#bro i needa get a new one

[saturnplaza]

Mm yes I love when my therapist does not listen to a thing I say.

[999moreyears]

pov youve been missing for a week and when you come back home ur girlfriend is so so relieved but he was so so scared for you and whet would they do if you were gone forever? also now theres no longer a missing persons case for you! also what happened to ur curly hair?

[shibusawaz]

why is it that every time I get an ssr ticket I pull fucking hirotsu or q. stop it. get away. I hate the dependency ratio

[diorsluv]

casual , part 10

“ you said, ‘baby, no attachment’ ”

series m. list previous chapter next chapter

( socialmedia!au )

yourusername

liked by lhughes_06, markestapa, and 137,120 others

yourusername the boy is mine❗️

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vivianliu i see you decided to soft launch

→ yourusername vivi please

→ vivianliu look im just trying to look out for u

mackie.samo okay you need to stop with the song captions

→ yourusername make me 🤬

→ markestapa I CANT WAIT TO TRY HIM 🗣️🗣️

→ rutgermcgroarty mark you’re the epitome of an instigator

username93 i’m just waiting for him to get tagged in one of these posts

username17 ethan. it’s ethan.

username45 ermmm girl 🤓🤓 i caught u two in the park the other day stop hiding it from us

_quinnhughes ah hell nah

→ yourusername whatttt 😞

→ colecaufield he’s just being overprotective as shit don’t worry

→ lhughes_06 okay cole you were just as protective as we were??

username8 his shoe game 😮‍💨😮‍💨

jackhughes no one wants to see you smoochie smoochie in public

→ yourusername …“smoochie smoochie”????

→ jackhughes yes

→ yourusername jack i don’t think you’re in the right mental space right now

→ lhughes_06 he threw his phone across the room when he saw this post and it shattered 😃

→ yourusername jackhughes UM WHAT?

dylanduke25 ariana grande 😒😒

→ yourusername oh my god duker get over your ari beef and enjoy the song w me 😞

→ dylanduke25 NEVER

markestapa rosie he’s blushing i think you broke him

→ yourusername are you just the messenger now

→ markestapa yes

→ yourusername so will you tell him i found lipstick in his car and i know damn well it’s not mine because i don’t own any kylie lip products

→ markestapa uh.. no

→ edwards.73 he said you’re a liar because you know damn well he doesn’t look at any girl except you

→ yourusername ethan you’re not the messenger mark is 🙄

username20 i’m very extremely confused now is it ethan or not

→ username68 they’re trying to throw you off

→ username12 it’s ethan!!

_alexturcotte i like ur shoes

→ yourusername you bought them

→ _alexturcotte ik

edwards.73 you look like you like him a lot

→ yourusername i do ☺️

→ edwards.73 😳

rutgermcgroarty aww you posted us how cute

→ yourusername STOP

→ markestapa bro u got him tweaking tf out 😭😭

→ rutgermcgroarty that’s my job 😈

→ mackie.samo he’s never trusting any guy best friend ever again

→ yourusername rut ur gonna make him go insane

username75 NO this is so adorable

username81 AHHHH my heart you’re too cute

lhughes_06 👎

→ yourusername stfu

→ lhughes_06 ❌

→ yourusername ur the least fav child

colecaufield am i just late? when did you two get together

→ yourusername oh coley do i have a story to tell you

→ colecaufield so yes together or no together

→ yourusername yno….?

→ colecaufield ur soooo helpful 😑😑

→ yourusername IM JUST AS CONFUSED AS U ARE

username11 #rutsupremacy

→ yourusername oh god is this a new thing now

→ username72 #rutsupremacy

→ username39 #rutsupremacy

→ username80 #rutsupremacy

→ username2 #rutsupremacy

→ username45 #rutsupremacy

→ username94 #rutsupremacy

→ rutgermcgroarty #rutsupremacy

→ username61 #rutsupremacy

→ yourusername don’t try to sneak in here rutgermcgroarty

adamfantilli oh picnic date!

→ yourusername the word picnic doesn’t look right anymore

→ yourusername picnic

→ jackhughes picnic

→ dylanduke25 picnic

→ trevorzegras picnic

→ mackie.samo picnic

→ luca.fantilli picnic

→ markestapa picnic

→ adamfantilli it looks fine wdym

→ luca.fantilli she’s right

→ markestapa it does look weird

→ lhughes_06 what even is a picnic anymore

→ dylanduke25 Luke, a picnic is something you eat outdoors on the ground, as opposed to at a table

→ _quinnhughes what the hell is all of this

→ yourusername picnic!

username25 babe u needa post urself again we dont wanna see his crusty ass on our feed

username17 so he’s yours but he’s not yours bc you’re not actually dating bc HES A FUCKING PUSSY.

→ yourusername basically yeah!!

luca.fantilli he’s so exhausting u gotta just make the first move atp

→ yourusername im scared

→ luca.fantilli and??? ur the man in the relationship cuz brother hes being a little bitch

→ yourusername luca 😭😭😭

yourusername

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yourusername mall date with the bestie n the boyfie to try and get them to get along.. 🛍️

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rutgermcgroarty but me and vivi already get along wdym

→ yourusername okay mr mcgroarty ur gonna have to stop right there ✋

→ vivianliu have i forgotten to say i hate all men

→ rutgermcgroarty stop being such a hater 💔

→ yourusername BOTH OF U NEED TO STOP

vivianliu safe to say it actually worked… 😒

→ yourusername REALLY??

→ vivianliu dont make me regret admitting it 🙄🙄

→ yourusername THATS ALL I EVER WANTED

→ vivianliu I TOLERATE HIM THATS IT NO MORE

→ yourusername ☺️

username25 those r the new kicks ethan bought n posted on his story a few months ago

→ yourusername 🤫

edwards.73 “boyfie” ?

→ yourusername um… did i use the wrong term

→ edwards.73 no

→ yourusername oh

→ yourusername OH

→ yourusername oh ☺️

→ edwards.73 ur cute

username71 still a firm believer of #rutsupremacy

username50 #RUTSUPREMACY

username62 #rutsupremacy

username33 #rutsupremacy

username28 yall these comments r gonna be the death of her 😭😭 imagine how ethan feels seeing ts

liked by yourusername

→ edwards.73 real

→ username95 on behalf of everyone else we apologize 🙏🙏 edwards.73

trevorzegras boyfriend since when?????

→ yourusername ummm

→ trevorzegras mhm keep going 🤨🤨

→ yourusername that’s a good question

→ yourusername actually that’s a GREAT question

→ trevorzegras yea i like how u dont respond to my question

→ yourusername what question 🙊

→ trevorzegras i’m watching you two VERY closely

→ yourusername i thought u were a supportive king 😞👑

→ trevorzegras i didn’t think he would actually man up and do shit

username66 #rutsupremacy

lhughes_06 i like rut supremacy

→ yourusername i dont

→ lhughes_06 oh

→ rutgermcgroarty oh

→ edwards.73 oh

→ adamfantilli #rutsupremacy

→ yourusername adam not u too 😭😭

→ edwards.73 oh

→ markestapa he oh’d twice what did you guys do to him

username27 ok but i feel like yall r lit cute together n everyone else is jus a hater fr 🙌🙌

→ username19 YUP YUP say it louder for the people in the back

username36 goddamn do yall just want her to be miserable, like she’s literally happy w him why is it such a problem?? 😭

username82 #rutsupremacy

luca.fantilli going to the mall?? without ME??? 😏

→ yourusername get u and ur predator ass agenda the hell away from me

→ luca.fantilli need a ride? 😏😏

→ yourusername 🛑

→ lhughes_06 are you stuck in the high school mentality luca

→ luca.fantilli guess who??? 🫱🫲

→ _quinnhughes oh my god

→ dylanduke25 good lord

→ mackie.samo sometimes it’s best to STOP.

→ edwards.73 super… sophomore?

username15 h&m best store ‼️

username3 #rutsupremacy

username96 MALL DATE so funnn

username23 vivian’s literally the best best friend ever

username74 help why is everyone commenting rut supremacy am i missing something

colecaufield i hope he paid for all your stuff

→ yourusername he did 😒

→ yourusername i tried to pay for the stuff but that little bitch kept pulling his card out faster

→ colecaufield THATS A GOOD THING

→ _alexturcotte rosie u need a guy who spoils u

→ vivianliu she’s never had someone who willingly spoils her before

→ yourusername true!

→ colecaufield i spoil u all the time??

→ _alexturcotte i just bought u a new pair of shoes 😭

→ _quinnhughes I SPOIL YOU HELLO

→ jackhughes SO DO I???

→ trevorzegras fym i bought half of the furniture in ur room

→ lhughes_06 i paid for everything when we were younger

→ rutgermcgroarty okay out of everyone i think i spoil you the most so something aint adding up

→ yourusername erm…….. actually i spoil myself the most 🤓

→ vivianliu spoil doesnt even look like a real word now

username77 what were u buying at victorias secret???

→ yourusername 🫣

mackie.samo dammit u went to the fancy one AND DIDNT INVITE ME

→ yourusername it was bestie boyfie bonding time 😔

→ mackie.samo im a bestie!

→ yourusername …no sweetie ur not

next chapter notes ) HERES TO WINNING THE SERIES AGAINST VEGAS (and proceeding to blow a 3-0 lead and lose to the avs in ot) i know i know it’s late as hell but.. i was burnt out and preoccupied with studying for finals 😓 #rutsupremacy

tags: @dancerbailey3 @hughesfein @loveforaugust @alwaysclassyeagle @love4ldr @inhoodmood @bunting58 @crazycat-ladys-blog @smoooore @bunbunbl0gs @lilasianmeat

[untilwedont]

short Leon Kennedy SFW headcannons

for all genders

Leon’s definitely an introvert. He isn’t very good at speaking with new people, especially a crowd of people. He’ll let you do most, if not all the speaking. He usually will rest his arm around your waist and just look pretty.

He hates arguing with you. He tries his best to avoid arguing with you because he doesn’t wanna upset you or ruin your guys’ relationship. Bro’s been through so much cut him some slack.

He loves to cuddle with you. Every opportunity he has to wrap his arms around you, he will. It just makes him feel safe ya know.

LOVES to play with your hair. It doesn’t matter if you spent hours trying to make your hair look presentable, he’ll just ruin it by patting it or running his fingers through your hair. He just likes the softness of it.

Leon likes dogs, but he’s more of a cat person. He likes that cat’s are more independent and it doesn’t take as much responsibility to take care of them. But of course, if you want a dog he’ll be more than okay to get one for u.

If you’re ever sick, he’ll 100% spend the whole day trying to make you feel better. This man will not let you get up from the bed unless it’s to use the bathroom. Will definitely cancel any missions he had just to stay with you.

“Hey, where are you going? Lay back down.” “Leon, I needa use the bathroom.” “Oh, okay. Go ahead.”

He’s more into the older music, like 80’s and 90’s type of music. Has a bunch of cassette tapes and will occasionally play a bunch of his favorite older artists.

if u want longer headcannons or nsfw headcannons let me know 😝

[saintslewis]

❝ in the end ❞

pairing: Lewis Hamilton x black fem! driver reader

summary: two childhood best friends that the world absolutely fell in love with but are they ever going to fall in love with each other?

warnings: swearing, cussing, reader age description

saint’s notes: another indirect request from the lovely @bbymelsworld about the knight in mercedes armour, lewis! i hope you everyone enjoys this and sorry for typos!

taglist: @thisismeracing

social media au.

yourusername

liked by lewishamilton, zendaya and 8,738,938 others

yourusername thank you Bahrain, until next time 🩷

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user i need the both of them in a way that is concerning to feminism

user ayo????

user MOTHER AND FATHER

user how the fuck are you 36 and you better tell me all your secrets

yourusername i have a youth fountain in my backyard, srry 😣

user what i wanna know is how you kept this friendship for 20 YEARS?!

icebox we absolutely loved making your matching grillz! we can’t wait for the next visit ❤️

landonorris thanks for the overtake on the track, mum🫶🏽

yourusername you’re very welcome, son 🥰

yourfriend cuteeeee 😋

liked by yourusername

lewishamilton now why is that picture on here?

yourusername bc you were so excited to talk about dinosaurs to someone other than me

lewishamilton is that why you took my credit card? 😭

yourusername thank you for my new wigs btw 🤭🫶🏽

lewishamilton did you at least get a pink one like i’ve been waiting for?

yourusername and platinum blonde

lewishamilton all is forgiven, sweetie

user do they know that they’re in love or?

user i’m just waiting for the soft launch tbh

fan that’s at least half a million on her wrist lol

mercedesamgf1 we’re super proud of you! 🥳

liked by yourusername

fan girl, you hidin these archives of Lew to yourself???

yourusername they gotta be used at the right time so basically, yes ❤️

twitter

lewishamilton

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lewishamilton :) ❤️

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user oh that’s not-

fan i love you but please be so fucking fr

neymarjr congrats bro! 🫵🏽❤️

user ofc you would know a thing or two about this, loser

user isn’t she that one influencer who started some shit on a sponsored trip because the person paired with her was black?

user are you starting shit or are you being serious?

user so serious, i remember seeing this trend on tiktok

hisgirlfriend ❤️

liked by lewishamilton

user so he’s not even going to reply to her damn comment? 😭

user it’s bc these two aren’t meant to be 😭

user why are people being so mean in the comments? let him live

fan this is upsetting me and my homegirls DEEPLY

fan #lewisandyn4eva

fan #lewisandyn4eva

fan #lewisandyn4eva

badgalriri #lewisandyn4eva

user RIHANNA?!

ynfan ik y/n’s heart is so broken, they were endgame

ynfan lewis better watch his back fr

yourusername

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yourusername time to myself + a little treat for myself

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user GYATTTT

lilymhe HELLO????

yourusername hi Lily 😋

user ‘a little treat’ and it’s a g wagon, oh to be y/n 😫

champagnepapi i needa learn the basics of f1

yourusername LMFAOOOOO

fan omg he didn’t even like the picture, what have we come to?

fan the heartbreak we’re having

charles_leclerc hey y/n, wanna go to a museum?

yourusername do you think they have a cry room there?

centralcee woah

user DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT

michaelbjordan 😫

user SHE’S COLLECTING THESE MEN LIKE POKÉMON LMAOOOOO

prada 🥰🤍

carlossaniz55 mi madre says hi

yourusername hi Mama Sainz 😋

user not Drake literally reposting this and putting the ring emoji????

user he delulu just like us omg

sza i would quit my job for you if you asked

yourusername SZA NO DON’T

beyonce ❤️

“Lewis Hamilton has broken up with influencer girlfriend, sources say.”

three months later

yourusername

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yourusername you’ve been hiding in plain sight then appeared, oh i know 🤍

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lewishamilton i love you so much, my princess ❤️

yourusername i love you and btw i left you some stir fry for when you get back ❤️

zendaya FUCKING FINALLY

landonorris WEDDING WHEN

lewishamilton we actually eloped last month but we’re planning the official wedding :)

user THEY LITERALLY DATED FOR LIKE TWO MONTHS AFTER THAT AND NOW THEY’RE MARRIED?!

user how are they married after two months?? that’s so short

user they’ve literally been best friends for 20+ years…

cleosol so grateful to be part of the proposal, love you two

liked by yourusername

user THE PINK WIG REFERENCE OMGGGG

user now THIS is friends to lovers done perfectly

user Lewis and Y/n, did you two get podium because you two just got married? 🤨

lewishamilton yes.

yourusername yes and because we’re amazing drivers

pharrell congratulations you two! 🤍

marsaimartin MY PARENTS Y’ALL

landonorris actually, they’re my parents 🫤

marsaimartin did they ever pick you up from school?

landonorris yourusername pls confirm this????

yourusername 🫣

lewishamilton • 44 min

[baduzzxy]

im all mush in the head..

Yandere Stalker!Hobie Brown Imagine!

warnings: (minors dni or i will boil you. you will be boiled. Yandere!Hobie, Pervert!hobie, bro is just lovesick 4 u ok? he needa protect u bae, Hobie murders someone oh no! idc bruh.) i might make a part 2 of this idk 🤷‍♀️ let's hear what the whores have to say🎤

thinkin bout stalker!Hobie casually knowing every single hygene product you use on a daily basis...

thinkin bout stalker!Hobie who you accidentally came across with in an empty alleyway as you walk from, bumping into his tall frame, letting out a soft apology as you look up at his pretty face...with a..smear of blood? your not sure. You walk past him after, eager to go home. He watches those hips of yours sway left n right, getting him hypnotized immediately. He loses his self in his thoughts, because he should have just caught you, press your soft body into his and never let you go, cover your mouth and block your airway just enough for you to faint, so he can finally bring you home, so he can finally show you the love you deserve-

He shakes his head to whisk away his thoughts. Turning to focus on his task instead, hiding the stupid fucking body of your classmate who dared to ask your number. He's always watching you, y'know? No he's not bein a creep! he just wants to make sure your always safe, yes! So what if he's watching you shower? salivating at the sight of your soft tits and plushy thighs all sudsy and soapy as you wash yourself. He's just making sure you don't slip and fall, that's all! And so what if he's also watching you sleep? Sighing dreamily at your peaceful expression while your in deep slumber. He can just, come inside your room, y'know? you were such a silly girl, leaving your window lock open, it's like you were begging for him to come in! No, he's not bein a creep! he was just making sure no intruders will come to harm you while you sleep! that's all!

and thinkin about stalker!Hobie leaving a newspaper on your front step, the latest news of your dead classmate on the headlines, with a cool looking pin beside the newspaper. He smiles in delight as you pick up the pin and observe it, his heart picks up when he saw you smile at his little gift, eventually you pin it to your denim jacket, picking up the newspaper to read. He watches with a dreamy sigh as your eyes widen at the headlines, telltale sign of your fingers and your bottom lip trembling that you got scared, but it's ok! he'll protect you! after all, he's done you a favor, y'know? that bum of a classmate isn't the one for you. Hobie is.

[insuke69]

!Miles 42 headcannons

HES SO HOT OMFG HES SO FINE ANS THIS DUDE KSDJGQIUG HE BRAIDS AND HIS ACCENTS BRO IM ON MY KNEES AL-

fuck hes a minor dammit im a minor as well

no full on sexualizing p in v or whatever but lil things along those lines, nothing EXPLICIT ..i think, so yeah.

=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|=|

(This is mostly for me that is painfully lonely and needa vent my thoughts abt this man as a perfect bf is some ways, ..i feel like he'd be toxic though.)

this is mostly for uterus havers :(

-He is a GENTLEMAN. whoever said chivalry is dead has never dated Miles: Opening doors for you, Paying for everything, Always letting you in first, polite mf.

-He loves hand holding, this man will always have something on you, hand, shoulder, etc. PDA goes hard

-y'all can be talking and blabbing on about something but if you are talking for 'too long' this guy will suddenly give you a passionate kiss when you're mid-sentence to shut you up. (It always works.)

-JEALOUS MILES; he would seriously do anything w you in public if another dude is staring at you. scenario:

imagine y'all are at the mall, you are focused on the shop you two are walking to as you and Miles make small conversation and Miles has his arm around you. suddenly with his hand on your shoulder he turns your chin so you look at him then just kisses you. when you say something like '???' not that you're complaining but sudden PDA isn't 110% something you do, this mf would shrug and say something like "Just marking who's mine." and the guys staring would be long gone.

-Miles has a pic of you two in his phone background/wallpaper, the image slightly more zoomed in on you yet you both are visible.

-His phone is either pristine condition, like new 24/7 or a cracked monstrosity that barely can turn on. There's so in between; fight me on this.

-hugs from behind + nuzzling into your neck.

-when you meet his mom + uncle Miles'd show his more polite/loving side when introducing you to his mom and his more mature side with Aaron

With him mom: "Mami, here is my girlfriend ____" he'd say with a soft smile and gesturing to you.

With Aaron: "Yo uncle Aaron, meet my girl." he'd say as he gestures to you with a small nod.

-if you are Mexican and at one of your family's parties, he gobbles anything in his sight, he doesn't have much spice tolerance but he'd drown himself in salchichas a la diabla or would add too much sauce to his tacos al pastor. Literally; keep soda or Agua de jamaica READY for when he gets spiced. (He'd act like he isn't and would try to drink his drinks casually, as if his tongue weren't on fire.)

-He makes playlists for you, with songs he knows you'd like and would smile to himself if you hum the tune, he'd recognize the song and would play it in the car or something.

-Miles occasionally takes your phone and uploads himself on your Instagram story just as a 'reminder' to the guys that follow you on there.

-He is an amazing kisser, you can't prove me wrong istg.

-Miles will keep him being the prowler away from you completely, wouldn't even go with you once he was done as prowler just in case.

-He has so much respect for you, him having a single working mother and all? he is so respectful of woman.

-He can unhook a bra w one hand.

-Makes hickeys on your lower neck, stomach, thighs a lil on chest. (He's a lil mindful at the fact that you may not want visible hickeys everywhere so when he does any on your chest he does it where its at least covered by a bra.. sometimes.)

-He barely has a small idea of how periods work but barely, he knows to at least keep his mouth shut and to give chocolates. (And to decline some of your advances 'cause nobody is risking having kids.)

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My phone hasn't been working so i wrote this on my stolen chromebook so idk how the spelling or grammar worked

p2 and p3 made

[fruitbasketball]

wnba recap 8/15

y’all can go ahead and put on tupac back for this one bc WE BAAAAAAAACKKKK BABY

lemme not waste anybody’s time let’s jump right in ‼️

minnesota lynx vs. washington mystics

we’re gonna start off real cutesy real demure w this one bc the other games tonight were… something…

YO SLIM’S BACK??? OH HEYYYYY KIRA OKAY YEAH MYSTICS UP

except not because they lost but we’re getting there! still spectacularly ass fgp and 3pfg WOW!! paige bueckers, YOU are a washington mystic 🤩🤩🤩

a warm welcome back to miss alanna smith and miss napheesa collier from the 2024 paris olympics 🥰 (guys i’m trying to use more emojis are we fw it??) anyway great production from the lynx starting five except miss bridget carleton. girl… let’s get more than 4 if we’re gonna be on the floor for a full 29… goddd bless

phoenix mercury vs. chicago sky

it’s always some shit with that chennedy carter huh?? LORD 💀💀💀 lemme not speak on it too much but sometimes we don’t need to be yapping on the internet!! sometimes we js needa hoop!! and that’s okay 😭😭😭

double double miss angel reese thank you! also side note: those 2k scores… y’all just lazy!! come on caitlin clark and angel reese cannot BOTH be a 90. THREE rookies cannot be tied at an 80 y’all need to start being fr oh my LORD!! i am TIRED!!! put in the work when you speak on women’s sports or don’t speak on them at ALL!!!

ANYWAY

4-19 from 3… 🤨🤨🤨 aight bro if you say so

fuckin crazy work from 3 tonight man EVERYBODY get back in the gym maybe tupac not back 😭

NVM KAH 30 PIECEEEE 🗣️🗣️🗣️ THAT’S 29 FROM KAHLEAH COPPER ICE PHILLY THANKKKKK YOU

real talk the mercury absolutely dominated on efficiency here; both fgp and 3pfg above 50%, taking smart shots, moving the ball assisting on 26 of 33 shots - merc look good y’all i can’t lie 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

welcome back to our olympians of course: dee, bg, kah - we missed youuu 🤭

new york liberty vs los angeles sparks

y’all need to be so for real.

just say you want another blonde bitch in LA. JUST SAY YOU WANT ANOTHER FUCKIN BLONDE BITCH IN LA

you got blown out. by 35 POINTS???

THIS is cali hoops now???? mannnn someone call lisa tell her what they’re doing to her team over in socal 😃 bc what the fuck

also when tf did crystal sign to the sparks bro what… always some shit going on w this team bruh stfg

point here is the liberty dominated in every possible aspect of the game - they shot smarter, shot better, rebounded more off the defensive glass, protected the ball, forced more turnovers, pushed the pace, destroyed in the paint, didn’t let the sparks pick up a lead even ONCE

complete game from the liberty tonight - this was a playoff performance

stewie heard some mfker talking crazy on her name ig

i mean this is just complete domination like… i’d be embarrassed

anyway more to come 🙏🏽 thank y’all for tuning in imma call it a night

[tonycries]

“Teach me- fuck fuck-” words muffled and slurring together, vibrations going straight to your pussy. “Use me. Use me how you want.”

*clenches fist* tony you had know what of knowing this but i am currently going through A Phase. i'm rlly into the younger man/older woman fics and just fics where the reader is more experienced and sjkdfglshdfgh I JSUT,

good boy,,,, GOOD BOY,,, choso the goodest boy who goes feral for your pussy,,, the best boy who studies hard and studies how to eat your pussy even harder,, dshkfjgklsdfhgdhfg

also love a boy who learns how to use tools in the bedroom. AUGH. love it!!! choso rlly transforms into a proper educated man but he still calls you "ma'am" and i AM JUST,,,

and then sukuna sdfghksdhgs. honestly i'm not even mad at him for the cockblocking. when the romance is that obvious and direct and you're both determined to miscommunicate you DESERVE a villain cockblocker like sukuna! go blackmail your nephew into confessing his love!! sukuna's gotta do ALL the work around here, damn!

Something that had you ignoring Sukuna’s slightly panicked, “Jus’ not too soon, I needa bully him with this first.”

god i love him sdfkgjsldhg. he is simply so awful and likeable. i believe in you sukuna!!! YOU CAN MAKE IT!! GO FAST!

Because he’s angling your head down, piercing cold against your tongue. “Spit.”

crying screaming throwing up. sorry sukuna it's too late. the romance has already happened. their love is true and pure and wholly confirmed -

fgjhslshg anyways. it's super hot i loved it and also

Sukuna (do not answer):

adkfjghsldhgfsdhg DO NOT ANSWER,,,, and he only answers to mock sukuna skdhfglsdhgds YOU GO CHOSO!! he's got an ego now but he still calls you ma'am!!! WE LOVE A GOOD RESPECTFUL BOY who fucks you like you're his whore (respectfully)!!!

great work sorry for spamming you sdfkghjsdgh it's just way easier for me to spontaneously yell at ppl in inboxes sometimes rather than try to reblog and write up commentary etc.

Fr I feel like we need more rep where reader is more experienced like I just wanna ruin him smh smh

And honestly the "ma'am" bit was just me being sooo self-indulgent like one of my exes would call me that and I was like?? HELLO??? ALR POOKIE YOU JUST OPENED UP SOMETHING NEW FOR ME

I love Unc-Kuna too much bro omg he's such a menace, him n' I would get along so well bullying poor Choso 😩

And ahhhh tysm for these lovely comments they fr made my day. I love love LOVEEEE hearing y'alls thoughts <333

[kaeru483]

who in your cast would you trust the most, personally? who would you trust the least? who would you not want to be left in a room alone with? why?

hi beautiful! tysm for the question 💕

MOST TRUSTWORTHY: -Of the introduced characters, definitely Needa or Thalia. They're definitely "girls' girls", so I would trust that they would have my best interest at heart in most situations. Overall, they're very good people inside and want to be good, sometimes they just get a little worked up. -As far as characters I'm working on, but have mentioned before, Ari is a king. He knows when to be serious and when to have fun, and never takes shit. He has so much heart and I know that if I ever needed a place to crash or someone to listen, he would always be there. LEAST TRUSTWORTHY: -Of the characters I've introduced, LINDEN. That boy ain't right, and I mean it. There is a darkness in him that even I, the creator of this character, don't fully comprehend. He's definitely the scariest of the three Blackthorne children which is why he is so good at being a lil snitch. -Of the working cast, I don't have a good answer. I don't know why I set it up this way. But I'm gonna leave it in! NEVER ALONE IN A ROOM WITH: -There is one answer and that is Alaric. BOY he is THE WORSTTTTTT. Like, first off he's a xenophobe 🤮 he's a murderer, but not even like a cool one??? just like 'oh i don't like you public hangings' like bro DO THE WORK. THEN he just straight up offs his own wife??? like we all have problems bro, divorce exists we don't have to be like this. i just do not want to have to socialize with a man that cannot cope with his emotions without violence, lest i kick him directly in the shins.

That being said, I have some fun characters in the works and new stuff to share soooooooon <3

[annabananaxxx]

mariah is, however simultaneously if it was JUST about Q, alright whatever, speak your truth. However saying she’s ONLY gonna talk about Q.

Then her and her cousin staying on live for HOURS and then running out of material so they repeat and bring up new material (aka, paige and azzi) THEN saying if Q doesn’t get consequences she’s gonna release the phone call that HAS the ‘secrets’ is offputting no matter HOW you put it.

Regardless of what you think, That phone call should’ve been sent to the people that could actually DO something. There’s no way Mariah isn’t aware how saying “secret” would get the fans attention off the actual problem (Q) and put it onto the 3 teammates.

This community is crazy as shit over these things, she’s not being that mindful of it. She should’ve never even mentioned her recording it, she could’ve just said that Q called her and was talking shit about her teammates. Now that the recording is MENTIONED and Mariah literally said she’ll release it is Q doesn’t get consequences, that’s ALL some people are focusing on.

like we have people thinking this is ‘tea’ and saying “Release the tapes!!!” like bro, no. The public has no business listening to that phone call, they won’t even use it for any other reason other than ones that won’t help the situation. This isn’t tea these are alleged (and proven) CRIMES, like these are peoples lives. She could talk about her own experience obviously, but the tapes? Should’ve been kept on hush and sent to the proper authorities.

You are so so right, everything you said is right. These people just want drama, they could care less about Paige and everyone else involved, that’s why exactly why they’re begging for the tape to be released. I hope Mariah finally do something right and decide not to ever release this tape to anyone but authorities. I don’t care what anyone says, this Mariah girl and her cousin know exactly what they’re doing. They know how the community is and they’re feeding into this.

Who goes live 3 times a day, for 3+ hours? Like that doesn’t sound insane to you guys? If they really cared about her teammates like they said they do they wouldn’t be liking comments comfirming people’s suspicions about who the secret was about.

They needa to just kick q off the team, she’s the one who caused all this drama at the end of the day. I’m tired of hearing q this, Q that. Get her off my screen forever.

[am3ricanj3sus]

4/24

song of the day:

yayayay another anxiety filled day!!!!!! YES!!!! i’m gonna die bro. but I chose to focus on the happy things. it was js a little sad tho. my friends could tell I was off but I js told them that I was tired. it’s whatever tho life goes on.

in first period we started using the sewing machines and I thought it was gonna be easy but nahhhh. I wanted to die. I accidentally made a nest like two times and it’s so embarrassing like. but I think tmrw i’ll do better. I js was scared so I think i’ll get used to it. in second we started reading a new book and it’s kinda fire so far. it’s a dystopian novel so yeah. talking about it also js made me remember I had work so…. I wont do that!!! in third my teacher wasn’t there so blah blah blah. I js played my little games and talked to my friends. fourth was pretty normal. I made another plate liek yesterday and it is kinda ass. also I am starting to think this guy in the class is cute. but he sits at the table where all the annoying guys sit so it’s like…. I do like that class tho. it’s something i’ve always wanted to do so it’s cool. but that was the day.

I cant wait for summer to start ugh. i’m going on a big trip and I think that it’ll fix everything. I js needa get out of this town (I sound so movie wattpad) it’s js like I literally can’t do anything. my parents aren’t like strict in anyway it’s js they don’t want me going to certain places cause they grew up here and they know how much it’s changed. and I don’t blame my friends for getting annoyed but I only listen to my parents to get the other freedoms that I have. like i’m not very restricted on many aspects in life and ik they js want me to be. also like I js don’t like going out that often.

but to talk about my favorite thing: crushes!!!! dude I literally can’t even. I have like 4 now. like 3 in the past week this is embarrassing. there’s the guy i’m friends with, mr c and the dude in my fourth period. like they’re all really small crushes but they’re there. mr c is probably the biggest. I really want to talk to him and get into one of his classes next year but I don’t think that i’ll be able to since i’m taking so many other things that need to be done. like I have to retake part of a class and that’s sooooo. but it’s whatever. i’ve told like 12 of my friends about my crush on him and they all like agree in a way. I mean he is super young. like 25. he went to our school to. like he may have come back to his old school to teach but I don’t think he peaked here. anyways he wasn’t here today I was sooooo sad. I walked by his class with a friend that also thinks he’s cute and was like “FUCKKKKKK” really loud lowkey like…. embarrassing! and this other guy I have a crush on was right in front of me. and this other guy, i’ve literally had a crush on him since like october. it’s not even funny. like I don’t know what it is. he’s like smart? and quiet? and cute? and like ugh. but he also has sooo many downsides. but I wont say them that’s embarrassing. he got this bad haircut recently but now that it’s fluffed out it’s kinda eating. I really wish he’d bring back his hair cut from october - december tho. it was soooo amazing. like it was slicked back and ooooh. and his hair now it’s like eh. it’s like slicked back but a mullet. I think he got a low taper fade this shit not hard. also I found out his birthday. and I may or may not have done something with that info muah ha ha. he’s an aquarius what the fuck. nasty. sorry to my fellow water signs. anyways like

I think everyone js needs to disappear. like I need the earth to myself for a solid 25 years. anyways i’m tired. honk shoooooo

[lesbiankakyoin]

not waiting for an answer here goes. the finer points are as follows

- the mizukis are both shoko and renju's children in this. the eldest was a designer baby that shoko abandoned due to her disabilities and because shoko sucks ass. three years after she was cloned by chikara, shoko heard of it and that the clone was healthy, which prompted her to go adopt mizuki okiura with renju, who had qualms abt abandoning their eldest but was also too much of a doormat to speak up

- the remaining mizuki gets kidnapped by rohan kumakura. he acts as if he came to legitimately adopt her, but also, like, picks her up in the middle of the night. he even forges a certificate later. since rohan's an immensely paranoid bastard he ties all loose ends & later on really limits who gets to know she exists. riichi looks for her for years but never finds her. to ensure aioen doesn't have to close in the face of public opinion because oh my god that's the second missing child in such a short time, he doesn't allow the story to leak to the press + covers it up to hell and back

- rohan raises his new child to protect him and the family, and also with hopes she'll be his successor (he does NOT like moma). think peko dr2 but more daughter than servant. he gives her a lot of attention and care, teaching her how to compensate for her limited FOV in fights, taking care of her weak heart, and generally making sure she grows up with everything she needs, but he's also an abusive asshole who rules by fear. he tells her she's meant to die for the kumakura family. it's not clear whether he really loves her or if his affection is just a means of keeping her loyal to him

- when the whole incident at the sagans happens and rohan goes to the psych ward, it's uncle moma who raises 12yo mizuki from there on out. they already knew each other; it was a chance meeting. moma figures on his own that, however the hell his brother found this kid, she's meant to be the next of kin, thus replacing the softer one of the two. he doesn't resent her for a second, though — he just resents rohan more, for all he must've done to her. moma really, really loves mizuki; he calls her "quartz" and is all-around excellent to her. his house only has one bed and he wants her to have it, but she objects saying he's above her (as he's currently the acting chairman, since she's too young to lead). that's when moma goes "what the hell did rohan do to her mind" and decides he'll cherish her unconditionally

- quartz and moma have very similar views of rohan but he's more disillusioned with mr. bastard big bro than she is. they visit rohan in the psych ward a couple times and it's really weird. he's not acting like himself. it can't be just the meds, they think — something else's off. when rohan kills himself they don't know if it makes sense or if it came out of nowhere

- she also knows dokuta (he's her doc from the start, and he's very kind to her — she usually is scared to death of doctors, due to all the horadori shit, but dokuta's the shining exception) and chinpei (moma presented them to each other thinking it'd be nice for her to have friends. they get along nicely, she loves his dogs)

- thats about all i have <3 needa think of more things later but enjoy

Does anyone else wanna hear about my au where mizuki kuranushi is instead named mizuki kumakura because she was "adopted" (kidnapped from aioen) by rohan instead. Smile

[dancingazaleas]

connie springer, jean kirstein, & sasha braus | sharing is caring

TY @pernoxes FOR LETTING ME RIGHT THIS EVEN THOUGH IT WAS UR IDEA ILYSM BESTIE

tagging da usual: @izukine @x6nji @erimins @shisoaya @rintarouss @txzierbaby @kuroosperiodictable @fiaficsxo @erenuts @aotwrites @oblxvion

warnings/notes: cursing, nsfw, smut, cuckholding(ig?), vouyerism, exhibitionism(?), foursome, praise, fingering, cunnilingus, begging, overstimulation, aftercare

you felt like you were sitting in a den full of lions, back against connie’s chest while his two best friends stared at you almost hungrily.

“you hear that, baby? jean ‘n sash are gonna use you tonight,” connie’s hands rub up and down your shoulders, “is that okay?”

and like the angel you are, you avert your eyes and nod, “yes.”

the reaction is almost immediate, sasha practically pouncing on top of you and locking lips with your own. connie grunts as he’s knocked onto his back, and at the realization you’re under the beast that they call sasha, he jumps up.

“sasha, be gentle,” he reprimands, pulling sasha off of you and jean swoops in.

jean pushes you further up onto the bed, hands holding your cheeks while he kisses you passionately and way more softer than sasha did. you let out a sigh into his mouth when his hands leave your cheeks and creep up the shirt you're wearing and gropes at your chest.

sasha and connie watch in absolute awe at how strands of saliva produce whenever jean pulls away from you. he brings a thumb to your bottom lip, a sly smirk on his face as he swipes some of the saliva. he wipes the spit on his slacks, once again going to grope at your tits from under your shirt.

“jean, take it off,” sasha says, shuffling over to your body and guiding the shirt off of your torso.

“i was going to,” he rolls his eyes and leans into your collarbone, lips sucking gently while sasha gropes needily at your tits.

you let out a small mewl when sasha pinches your nipple and twists it. her lips against yours are a lot more softer this time around, the both of you going with the flow. sasha pulls away, a small smile gracing her lips as she nips at your jaw and neck.

you pant at the feeling of both jean and sasha’s mouths on your skin, both starting to trail downward while looking up to you for permission. jean’s leaving pecks in a trail on your stomach, fingers slowly gripping at the waistline of your shorts.

“you can take them off, jean,” connie waves his hand dismissively.

jean slips your pants and panties off at the same tip, spreading your thighs apart with his rough palms. jean hooks his arms around your thighs, nuzzling into the squishy skin and kissing it.

sasha’s mouth joins her hands, wrapped around a perky nipple while the other one gets groped sensually. your little whimpers are feeding their already too big egos, and connie can’t help but let it happen.

jean places a small kiss on your clit before he starts to kitten lick at it, cherishing the small and needy whines that start to slip from your mouth.

“please… jean,” you sigh and reaching your hand into sasha’s tied back hair.

jean obliges with a hum, propping your thighs upwards with his arms hooked around them so he can hold your folds open with his thumbs. it leaves your clit on a display, almost as if it were a jewel, and dammit if jean isn’t going to commit a heist.

his hot lips wrap around the tiny nub while gently shaking his head in order to get more access.

whining, you tug on sasha’s hair and accidentally pull her up just a tad with your nipple snug between her teeth. you throw your head back against the pillow at the feeling of the light tugging, something that sasha decides to repeat sparingly at your reaction.

you buck your hips into jean’s face when he lays his tongue flat against your clit, hoping that you would try to ride his tongue. and you do, messily.

your whining and moaning is becoming consistent as you near closer and closer to the precipice of your orgasm.

the instincts of being in bed with connie start to shining through as you open your mouth to beg,

“pl-please..! please, can i come? needa come so bad!” your whining sounds so broken and messy, and despite that it still has jean letting out an approving hum against your clit.

the vibrations coming from jean’s mouth has you coming with something that could be recognized as a squeal. your back keens while your toes curl with your fingers.

jean pulls away, immediately reaching over to sasha to pull her into a sloppy kiss. once she pulls away, she cheers excitedly at the way you taste on her lips. she doesn’t pay attention to how jean repeats the action with jean, opting to take jean’s place between your legs.

she stares at your pussy in awe, admiring the way your wetness glistens in the light.

“pretty...,” she murmurs while cautiously slipping a finger inside of you.

when you flinch at the intrusion, sasha flinches with you before her face breaks into a smile. with new found confidence, she presses another finger inside of you while burying her face in your cunt. you squeak in surprise, thighs immediately clamping around her head. somehow, she ignores this and continues on with her actions.

which are just perfect.

her tongue plays with your clit, almost as if she were eating ice cream. her fingers are sensually thrusting in and out of you, occasionally curling against the sweet and spongy spot along your walls. despite just how invested she is, she can’t seem to get enough. that much is shown when she starts trying to bury her face deeper and deeper into your cunt, but the only thing it’s doing is making the stimulation on your clit more intense.

“s—sasha…!” you claw at the sheets while her eyes meet with yours. and, somehow, her eyes still hold the innocence that they always have.

“gonna… gonna cum…!” you warn breathily, bucking your hips into her face.

unlike jean, she doesn’t hum but instead tries to bury her face deeper into you again. it’s like she’s done this before, something you don’t exactly doubt, and you can’t help but be thankful for that. especially whenever you cum all over her fingers.

“yahoo!” she grins while pulling away, fingers held up like a trophy.

she shuffles to straddle you at the waist, gently grabbing you by the jaw.

“taste this,” her smile is soft and small, something that has you hypnotized.

tongue stuck out, she lathers the taste onto your tongue. her face shows a fond smile as she does so, it has you heating up from underneath her.

“can i do it now,” she looks away while she pesters connie.

“yea, just take your fingers out of her mouth,” he grumbles while standing up from the bed.

he walks a short distance while sasha helps you onto your knees and elbows, rubbing circles into your plump ass cheeks.

connie drops something on the bed with a small clink, something that you know very well.

“bro… you let her peg you,” jean questions, bewildered as sasha strips off her clothes.

“we both enjoy it, so why not? also i cleaned it before you guys got here, so it’s not like it’s dirty or anything,” connie shrugs his shoulders carelessly, as if he didn’t have the biggest hard-on in his sweats right now.

sasha’s bare when she slips the strap on, humming enthusiastically. you whimper when jean makes eye contact with you, a subtle plead.

“hurry it up, sasha. the angel here might as well just fall asleep with the pace you’re going at,” jean complains while palming his cock.

“shut up,” she pouts as she lines up the silicone cock with your slit.

sasha rolls her hips subtly, a soft moan slipping from your mouth as the strap hits your cervix. the noise has her rolling her hips a tad faster than before, the fake veins rubbing against your sweet spot. you continue to whine and moan, eyes staring out of the window through the crack of the curtains.

you feel your eyes gloss over a bit when sasha’s thrusting becomes harder and faster, absentminded moans echoing in the room.

sasha adjusts her stance, shifting the strap’s angle and where it hits inside you. her trusts are speedy yet calculated like this, and it’s helping you get closer and closer to your orgasm.

“cu….cumming,” you pant while tiny tears start to drip from your eyes.

and with that, sasha pulls out the strap all the way until the tip before she roughly slams her hips against your ass. the thrust has you sobbing while you orgasm, mouth opened in a continuous sob.

the speed of her thrusts doesn’t decrease, which has your thighs trembling. you can’t close your mouth due to the repeated moaning, drool slipping from the corner of your mouth and down onto the sheets.

she continues to fuck into you with aggression, and every thrust has your body jolting an inch forward.

“holy shit, sasha.. you’re fucking her so well,” connie says amazed at just how good his best friend was at this. in all honesty, he didn’t think sasha would fuck you dumb.

chiming in, jean gasps, “she’s drooling all of the sheets.”

“i’m doing so good!” sasha beams as she leans over your back to speak in your ear, “i’m doing good, aren’t i?”

you can barely see let alone speak. even so, you manage to let out an approving grunt. you’re too focused on the way sasha’s strap slams against the sensitive skin of your cervix.

“fuck—sasha! i’m gonna cum,” you bury your face into the sheets whenever sasha starts rubbing her thumb against your puffy clit.

“tis’ okay! you can cum,” she says happily, staring at the way your cunt sucks in the strap.

your thighs are so close to giving out as you try to fight back the orgasm, but it’s becoming too much.

you let your guard down for a second when sasha slows down her thrusts, but are rudely awakened when she thrusts into you at a faster pace than before.

“sasha! sasha!” you scream into the sheets, gushing all over the silicone toy.

as soon as sasha pulls the toy out of you, you let yourself collapse against the bedsheets. your legs are practically jelly at this point, and you feel bad for jean when you realize this.

but this doesn't demotivate jean, instead he’s unbuckling his belt and shimmying down his boxers and pants down to his mid thigh. you breathe heavily as he pulls your legs apart, sheets tickling your clit as he does so. you weakly watch jean over your shoulder, and while you’re distracted with jean, sasha’s sitting herself down in front of you.

when you turn your head back forwards, you’re greeted with the gorgeous view of sasha’s dripping pussy. small and short tufts of hair sits at her labia and inner thighs, she must’ve waxed.

you gaze up at her blushy and smiling face, “sorry! it’s just, i haven’t come and jean gets to come by default!”

you just blink, leaning in to kitten lick at her clit. her hand tangles itself in your hair, instinctively tugging you closer to her cunt.

she pulls her hand away while apologizing profusely, which you dismiss through connie. you start licking at slit and reach a hand up to help rub at her clit.

as you do so, jean’s entering you with extra caution and you immediately understand why. his cock stings while splitting you open, a drawn out whine vibrates against sasha’s slit. sasha pets your hair soothingly, letting out quiet moans at your half hearted effort to eat her own even now.

“so fuckin’ tight,” jean hisses, hands grabbing at your hips.

tears run down your face as jean starts to thrust in and out of you, uncontrollable moans stimulating sasha’s cunt.

you struggle to eat sasha out, but it’s the effort that counts. especially whenever you slip your tongue inside of her slit while rubbing her clit with a finger. she yelps while she tugs at your tangled locks, bucking her hips into your face as you fuck her with your tongue.

jean groans at how sasha’s face twists up in pleasure and how her tits bounce just a bit when she bucks her hips.

“fuck it,” jean whispers, palms panted on the small of your back as he pulls his cock out halfway out.

you cry out against sasha when jean starts jackhammering in and out of you with haste. sasha moans bashfully in return as you moan against her cunt, over and over and over again.

if you thought sasha’s strap was too big, then jean’s cock was ginormous. with each calculated and fast thrust, the tip of his thick cock would slam against your cervix, taking your breath away everytime. not to mention on the veins on his cock would rub against every inch of your walls, easily bringing you closer to an orgasm.

jean’s groaning without abandon, throwing his head back as your pussy suffocates his cock in its gummy and ribbed walls. he’s going to come soon, all over your cervix. thankfully, connie’s cool with that since they’re best friends.

unsurprisingly, you’re the first to come. squirting all over the sheets and jean’s cock. he comes a few seconds after you, unable to resist the way your pussy milks his cock with ease.

sasha comes last, loud moans echoing through the room as she needily grinds her cunt against your mouth. you help her ride out the orgasm, only pulling away when she’s calmed down and jean pulls out of you.

you turn your head whenever connie calls your name, but instead greeted with connie’s face, you’re greeted with connie fucking his fist.

“p-put out your tongue,” he groans brokenly, eyes shutting as he throws his head back.

you stick your tongue flat out, half lidded eyes gazing up at connie’s face in anticipation.

he peeks his eyes open, and the view of you waiting with your tongue patiently has his coming.

he cum drips down onto your tongue and lips, which you eagerly lick up with the tip of your tongue. you even lap at the tip of his cock, swallowing the cum that pooled there.

he flops onto his back with a sigh, gently pulling you to his chest while sasha scurries off with the strap and jean into the bathroom. you’re immediately dead asleep, and it has the three of them laughing once they realize.

the three of them clean one another up with a warm rag, which sasha throws into connie’s dirty laundry hamper. sasha snuggles close to you, arms thrown lazily around your waist as she starts to snore. jean follows in behind her, hugging his friend to his warm chest.

connie and jean stare at each other in silence.

at the same time they both speak.

“sasha was right, sharing is caring.”

[bubbleteaa]

➴ D o u b l e  t r o u b l e

double trouble;; fandom: haikyuu!! pairing: Miya Atsumu x fem!pregnant reader, Miya Osamu x fem!pregnant reader genres: fluff, Atsumu being a dumbass w/c: 1.1K (HOW?? WTFFF AKJSDS) a/n: thanks for the request anon! And thank you for your words, I love you!<3

Summary: Their s/o has a surprise for him. And after a time, they realize that it is no longer a surprise, but two surprises.

Miya Atsumu;;

WHEN YOU TELL HIM ABOUT YOUR PREGNANCY

• He would think that you are joking, though. • “Nice one, bae. Ya think yar smar’, don’t cha? Think again” • “Atsumu, I’m serious” • “C’mon bae, ya can’t be serious. Ya wanna laugh” • But you were awfully serious. With a pregnancy test between your tiny hands. • And then he realizes that you are not joking. • If you weren’t his s/o, he would legit run away. • “Well, that was a nice fuck. I just rememba that I don’t like kids, see ya” • But you are his s/o. So, he would be in shock. His eyes stick on yours, analyzing what he could say without making you mad nor frustrated. • “I guess my dick issa miracle maker, righ’?” • It sounded better in his head. • He knows he fucked up a little bit the air in the room with his comment. So he just walks towards you and hugs you tightly, his face bidding in the crook of your neck. You tremble a little because of his actions, but you just let yourself in between his softness and affection. • “I’m happy, ya know” he mutters against your hot skin, smiling lightly “I’m truly happy” • “I’m happy, too” your words kisses his dyed hair, one of your hands still grabbing the pregnancy test, the other one caressing the strands of his hair “I love you” • “I love ya too” he closes his eyes, imagining yourself with a baby. His baby “And to our little one, too”

WHEN THE REAL SURPRISE APPEARS

• “My dick is really a miracle maker, bae” • It must be really a joke, maybe the doctor was clearly blind and instead of another head, it was just an incredible big hand, or feet or a second brain. • But, fate seems to love twins. Too much. • “Yes, there are clearly two of them” your obstetrician looks at you with a playfully smile “Twin twins” • Atsumu is happy. Like, tooooo happy. He convinces himself that he is some kind of a fertility ancient god and that his mission in the Earth is to have twin twins for at least three times. • “I’m so cool bae” •  And he would be also very, very, very clingy towards the babies. And would spoil them without even know the gender. •  “Lemme see my cutie pies” •  “We needa buy ‘em some matchin’ clothes” •  “If we have gals, they would never date a guy” •  “I wish we could have gals, bae. They would be as cute as ya” •  “Imagine two lil’ Y/n’s running in the park bae” •  And he would like to have boys, too. •  “Wait, I know I say whatavaout’ gals but think about boys” •  “One spiker and one setter” •  “Omg I have to call Samu, wait bae” •  He will brag to everyone about the news. He will legit post at least the same picture of the ultransound 10 times on his social media. • ”OMG LOOK AT MA BABIES ARENT THEY COOL???????” •  “Just here to remind ya I’ll be father :D” •  “You wish you could have the life I have, loser” •  At the end of the day, he would always lay at your side and put his head on your lap, looking at your belly, smiling. • He would always run his hand carefully over your skin, feeling them quick from time to time. Sometimes his eyes would cry a little bit for the future you hold in your body. •  The future he wanted with you. •  “But they are a true miracle, my love”

Miya Osamu;;

WHEN YOU TELL HIM ABOUT YOUR PREGNANCY

• Superior twin. •  He would probably know about your pregnancy before you. • Like, he legit is the one that cooks for you at 2 a.m., How was he not going to know it? •  “Samu?” •  “Yeah?” • “I’m pregnant” • Unlike Atsumu, he doesn't think it's a joke, nor does he make any out-of-order comments regarding the news. She just smiles lightly at you and caresses the crown of your head. • “I already knew it, though” he mentions you after a while, looking you in the eye. He smiles slightly and press a chaste kiss on your lips "I was just waiting for you to confirm it" • “I have to talk to Tsumu, tho. I just won a bet” • “Bet?” • “Yeah, I’m the one who is getting marry first and having a child first” •  Yes the mf will propose to you. I stan that. KJSHDJSA •  You blink for several minutes analyzing the situation. His hands are on your belly “What?” • “I want to spend the rest of my life with you and with our baby” •  It’s impossible to say no to that, tho.

WHEN THE REAL SURPRISE APPEARS

• Now, he didn’t see this coming. • But i’s quite funny, ngl. • As always, he was accompanying you to appointments with the obstetrician. Both of you were calm, especially since it hadn't been long since the last visit. It was just an impromptu date because you said that your hip hurt a lot, and honestly, Osamu wouldn't risk anything happening to you or your baby. • But yeye, now something happened to you and your baby. • They multiplied. • And now there are two of em. • “Is that another head?”  • “Oh, yes. It seems that you are having twins” •  “Like twin twins???” • “Uh, probably. Mr. Miya, you have a twin twin, right?” • What a coincidence see ya in there lil samu and tsumu. • Now, prepare yourself for OVER OVER PROTECTING OSAMU. • “Don’t carry that, ya will hurt my onigiris” • “Y/N. Go to sleep, our babies needs to rest” • “Sit”, “Yer feet hurts, ya can’t lie to me”, “Yar goin’ to the bed now”, “Ya dontcha need to go out, do ya? Of course no” • He cares just too much. • sPoiLES YOU AND THE BABIES TO THE CORE. • “Samu, I’m hungry” • “Watcha want bae?”  • And he will cook you everything. Even if he run out of ingredients, he would call Tsumu or someone to bring him some-because he will NEVER leave you alone at home-.  • “I need more katsuobushi and panko, go get me some” • “Oh hello to ya too Samu, how is my favourite bro-” • “Tsumu, just brin’ me the ingredients and stfu” • The babies WILL HAVE matching clothes. Don’t even try to stop him.  • Cute nicknames for the babies? Bet. • “Oni and Giri will love this, bae” •  “Wait, how did you call them?????” • Anyway, he will be very careful with you. Even when you cuddle. He will try his best to not harm you or make you uncomfortable. • “Is this position alrigh’, bae?” •  “I can change if ya don’ feel fine” • “Please lemme know if you feel comfortable” • Kisses. On. Your. Tummy. • Like. A. Lot. • HE LOVES WHEN THEY KICK YOUR TUMMY. HE LEGIT FALLS MORE AND MORE IN LOVE AHHHH IM SOFTTT. • “They are moving”  • “Yeah, they know their daddy is here, they just love you too much” • He would smile so brightly that your heart will do UWU UWU UWU.  • “I love them more” • He is just the perfect dad:( you can’t change my mind.

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