#bro i cant not even sew anymore.

[spaececase]

i need to calm tf down before i hit crisis mode.

[writemekpop]

This Means War | Lee Jeno

Pairing: Lee Jeno x Reader (feat. Na Jaemin)

Summary: Your husband Jeno’s brother is crashing at your place. You can’t even steal a kiss without Jaemin watching, and it’s driving you crazy. 

Genre: Husband!Jeno, Jaemin as Jeno’s brother, fluff 

Word Count: 1.2k

Warnings: Jaemin is a cockblocker

Gif: @bubulumiere​

It was 8PM. 

Jeno knew you were home just from the pop of your stiletto heels. He sprang out of the couch, heart soaring. 

"Busy day?" Jeno held out a glass of your favourite red wine. 

You downed it in one gulp, and crushed your lips to his. 

Jeno gasped at the silent intensity of the kiss, at the hunger in your fingers as they smoothed over his muscled back. He could feel the tension under your skin, and was determined to make you feel better. 

Jeno pushed you down on to your leather couch. It was covered with a big tweed blanket. 

His fingers were already unbuttoning your shirt. 

Tilting your head to deepen the kiss, you slipped your tongue into Jeno's mouth. Jeno’s hand smoothed over your back, before unclasping your bra and letting it spring open. His hand was just moving to clasp your-

"Aaah!"

Yelling, Jeno rolled off the couch. 

"Aaah!" 

You started yelling too, when you realised the reason for Jeno’s surprise. 

You and Jeno had been making out on the couch, completely unaware that someone was sleeping on there, totally covered by the tweed blanket  

Eyelids glued shut with sleep, hair a fluffy bird's nest...   was Jaemin. 

Jaemin was Jeno's unemployed older brother. He’d been crashing at your apartment rent-free for three months. It was impossible for you and Jeno to have a private moment with him around. Once, he walked in on you having sex to ask where the orange juice was. 

You crossed your arms over your chest, feeling exposed.  

"Ayo," Jaemin yawned. "Don't mind me."

He just rolled over… and went back to sleep. 

"Um!" you shrieked, hands in your hair. "Yes, actually, we do mind?" 

You glared at Jeno, trying to send a signal that you wanted him to shout at his brother.  

But all Jeno did was smile and murmur, "Could we have the couch, bro?"

Jeno’s laid back nature was one of your favourite things about him. But right now, you needed someone to tell Jaemin off – and Jeno wasn’t helping. 

Jaemin got up, stretching his arms in a massive yawn. His rainbow cardigan and tie-die cargo pants sprawled offensively over the couch. 

Jaemin winked. “Don't be sorry for waking me up. This big boy takes too many naps anyway..." 

"It's fine," you muttered. "I wasn't sorry." 

Ten minutes later, Jeno had smoothed things over a little. You were sitting on the couch together, flicking through Netflix. 

"Oh my god! Love actually!" Jeno grinned. 

You reached over and ruffled his chestnut hair. "Remember the first time we watched that movie?" you said, smirking.

"Or... not watched?" Jeno whispered back.

Then, Jaemin, who was wedged on the couch between you and Jeno, called out, "BORING! You suckers need to experience the MAGIC that is Fast and Furious 9."

His mouth was stuffed with Cheerios, which he was spooning out of a bowl full of your expensive vodka. Ugh! Could a man be more disgusting?

"If you don't want to watch, don't!" you said, ignoring Jeno's disapproving glare.

Anger was squeezing at your chest. You satisfied yourself by replaying a fantasy of splashing your red wine all over that stupid little smirk.

Jaemin cocked his head to the side. "Okay, l'll watch your crap movie." Jaemin lifted up his cereal bowl, causing vodka to splash onto your hand-sewed pillow. "But imma need another one of these.”

---

You yanked Jeno into the broom cupboard, mouthing about a 'family meeting'. After much begging, Jeno had finally agreed to join you.

The space was pitch black, and smelled warm and nutty, like old leather. 

"I- I cant take it anymore!" you whispered. "Jaemin. Has. To. Go!"

Jeno moaned. "I can't throw my brother into the street, babe! Anyway, he’s older than me – I can’t exactly order him around."

You grabbed Jeno's hand in the dark, making him yelp. "Well, he's invading my home - o-our home! At least tell him to give us some space."

You pushed open the cupboard door… and heard a loud thunk. Jaemin collapsed onto the carpet, cupping his nose and groaning. He’d been leaning so close to the door that he got hit.

“A-are you okay?” you gasped. 

"You can like, hear everything in there. You know?" Jaemin said. 

"Everything-everything?" you squeaked. 

His head hanging low, Jaemin put on his bright pink flip flops and walked to the door, carrying his only possessions - a sack filled with oreos and a pool float shaped like a giant vagina.

Suddenly, you saw the petty monster you'd become. Who cared about annoying habits? Jaemin was family - and he needed you.

Your heart squeezed. "Wait!" You called. "To be honest, I hate the sight of you. Frankly, I want to twist you up like a marshmallow and use you to mop the floor." 

"Y/n!" Jeno cried.

You took a deep breath. "But you’re Jeno’s brother… so you’re family. And family support each other.”

Jaemin turned around, his eyes brightening. "Really? You mean it, guys?"

Jeno put his hand on Jaemin's shoulder. For the first time ever, Jeno's brown eyes were steely and strong.

"You gotta give us some space, bro. That means getting out the house on date night, got it?"

Jaemin nodded, and sloped off to his room.

You walked up to Jeno, smoothed your hands over his shoulders. "Thank you,” you murmured. “I know it wasn’t easy to tell your older brother off.” 

Jeno shook his head. “Thank you – for letting him stay. I know Jaemin’s a bit of a jerk, okay? 

“So you do think he’s a jerk! Ha!” you exclaimed, before catching yourself. You whispered the next thing. “You know, I kinda like this tough guy Jeno."

Jeno scooped you up in his muscled arms like a bride, making you shriek. Bending to your ear, he whispered, "I will not stand for this behaviour, you hear me?" 

You giggled. "Yep, just like that – but get naked first.”  

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[izumistrauma]

i need u to tell me everything ever about shu itsuki i need 2 know everything abt her (NOT forced i am just very interested

OKAY SO I HAVE NOT READ ANY EX VALK REMINISCENCE EVENTS SO PLEASE TAKE ALL OF THIS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT

ok soooo shu. the bestie ever i produce her !! uhm

growing up shu was rlly feminine and was interested in dolls and stuff and was bullied for it . shemet kuro who was her best friend and protected her until. smth happened i think one of them moved i forgot .(and also she was attached to kuros mom who taught her how to sew and stuff but then said mom Died so) so she went thru middleschool getting bullied again and shit??

obvs past shu was Not a good person . during ex valkyrie era when she was in a unit with mika and nazuna she treated them rlly poorly, managed their entire lives, they were just her dolls (which is a mindset that to this day mika is having trouble shaking) . and then the war started and due to exvalks incredible talent and stuff shu was one of the 5 eccentrics (most talented kids in the school but were blamed for the school being absolute shit and were subjected to endless harassment etc etc) yeah

nazuna hit puberty and his voice started changing so they ended up using prerecordings of their old songs bc nazuna didnt fit shus image anymore, then they were challenged by ex-fine (eichis unit) and during their performance the cords were cut and they had to perform unrehearsed and valkyrie went to shit . that was like the breaking point for shu and she ended up splitting mademoiselle (who i believe is somewhat a factive of kuro's mom?) and shutting herself in. after that nazuna left valkyrie which fucked shu up even more and mika like. nursed her back 2 health bc its the least he cld do to repay her

shu ended up realizing how poorly she treated mika nd nazuna and is now treating mika as. more of an equal than before?? bc mikas still in valkyrie with her. and like. shes trying 2 break mika of the doll mindset that She Gave Him and. shes TRYING okay

and now shes also like. an asshole still but /pos?? perfectionist but like shes trying. to be nice. sometimes. shes somewhat okay in society but she needs mademoiselle's doll (a comfort item for both shu and mado) in public bc w/o it she lets her mind wander a lot and shit and she cant do much in frnt of cameras so mika does it all . but yeah

the wiki says she "does ventriloquism" for mademoiselle's doll but like thats actually mado talking and using the doll for comfort . or smth another shu split and entrusted part of her personality to the doll yeah thats just ableist so i interp it differently,

she makes the outfits for valkyrie nd refuses to let anyone other than herself and mika touch them,,, she also usually refuses to eat anything not made by her own self so like Thats A Problem .. uhmmmm

also she canonically uses he/him but bro... transfem she/her shu wins always

idrk anything else to say. tldr shu best girl stan shu im in love

[sailormoon-snz]

im so fucking mad at myself. can someone come sew my mouth shut?? i talk too much. i told him too much. i couldnt contain my excitement. im a fucking disappointment to society. why tf didnt i just shut up?? i’ve ruined everything. theres no more thrill. i cant even snz on calls w him anymore. its done. thrill is long gone. its just embarrassment. i’ve tried to explain i was too excited, and he still wont. i literally havent stopped crying. me telling him was me putting my entire life into his hands, and he just crushed it. this kink literally means so much to me, its so precious. he just ruined it for me. i hate myself and i hate this. i wish i never told him. im too sensitive for this shit bro. now ill never get to hear him. never. i thought telling him was a good thing, but no. now everything sucks. i cant see. i cant fucking breathe. please. why does this hurt so much??? i cant stop crying. i dont want to guilt trip him, but ill do whatever the fuck it takes. i dont care anymore. my happiness just got destroyed. ill do whatever the fuck i want.

[bridgesoverrivers]

hi matt.. or mace.. idk what u want to be called rn or how long itll last but this is just for u to look back on because u dont know how to discuss ur actual feelings so u turn to the void, yet again

instagram is so depressing and so is just about every social media ive cycled through at this point.

ive made several break throughs within my layers of thoughts and also thought loops that i dont know how to quite get out of .. that being said i have made an amazing progress on realising that ive successfully lived alone for 6 months despite dramas with friends, family, friends again, along side mental health and health ontop of it all. living in my apartment can be so depressing sometimes.. its so quiet idk what to do with myself but ive gotten the hang of just doing stuff to stay busy without it becoming excessive or compulsive and it’s really nice tbh.

i need to spend more time writing so that i can actually manage to write an essay to cater for my autistic ass which im so confused about because my cognitive function has significantly reduced and i kinds feel like im in the awkward lost period again; where i cant show affection or think actual thoughts and im just talking random shit 24/7 to fill some void or something.

I got a rat 2 days ago (7/1/21.. ironic lol) , his name is Seven and hes about 6-8 weeks old and hes a total sweetheart so far!! hes very friendly and is starting to enjoy pats and company more and more every time we hang out. he likes my big hoodie that i converted into a slipknot hoodie which i am yet to sew so i can wash it n shit.

I have so many art project ideas im yet to fulfill like making music with chloe, drawing on a bunch of clothes i wanna diy and make cool with black and white patches n shit, make a tattoo flash so i can finally fucking start doing cool things but i keep on procrastinating buying needles/ink/stencils for like what the past 4 years

um my allergies or whatever the fuck it is gets so weird like im literally kinda fucking confused but i need to see an allergist which ive also procrastinated for 2 years.. i might have fucky lymphnodes or some shit to explain why my body hates everything i eat mayhaps but like ummmmmmmmm also got diagnosed with bipolar 2 which im like what noo im fineee but also like bro yeah legit spot on lmfao cause i get real fucking caught up in my thought loops and social habits i dont even realise that “self awareness” is probably the most nonchalant i am cause im probably like kinda manic and my brains just doing some stanky leg spiel shit where im on such a high from it i dont realise its just the bigger picture of it and im not addressing problems or knowing they exist.

but hey, while im in the neutral state or just one of the inbetweens where im still just me and im just vibin and i can be conscious of feelings/actions/environment  and i just get really adhd and super lost in time instead is p good.

i finally feel like my interests are back or a will to have any because god i exist for everything i used to be but that doesnt rlly exist anymore and in 2020 i became a bit of a shell but like 1 step at a time i can get back into it like bruh watching shows or movies wasnt on the agenda for like 2 years thats so friggin long but its finally over and im really looking forward to creating so many cool great things as i grow up and into what really is starting to feel like adulthood;;;; even if everything i fucking do becomes more and more apparent that my brain is abit special and i dont understand alot of shit or do anything abt shit but it is so gucci i am simply travelling through time trying to understand my individuality and perpetual ^   this    ^ shits kinda inevitable but i just have to literally fuckn live love laugh cause fuck u and ur mum lol

i hope one day when u read this u find this as good reflection and u get the hang of some things that seem so far away and out of reach.. youll get there whatever that vision is man :) <3

[oflgtfol]

I LOVE other worlds than these so much i’m... putting this under the read more its very long. im rambling a lot its probably a mess im just spouting words about how i think and feel regarding this song

the instrumentals are. phenomenal. starting with the beginning of the song. i don’t understand why so many people are like “oh no the first few seconds scared me” but LIKE it sounds so good what is wrong with you. and the beat, and the guitars, GOD

and dustin’s singing it’s just. oh my godddddd i love how during the verses, the volume/intensity on the first few words of a line, like “TEN FEET TALL behind your wall / telling yourself that you’re not small / ROLL YOURSELF into a tight ball / you cant be lost if you’ve gone awol” its just. SUCH a nice rhythm going on, like some sort of seesaw, very cool, very nice, and very fun to sing along to

and also like, the rhythm for each line is just so good especially like, with the.. alliteration? or whatever? like it just flows so nicely, like “into a tight ball” the t sound is just, so good, idk it’s just very satisfying. it’s also in the line “feed it fiction and lies” and “reaping from the cell you sow.” i mean like i guess it might not even be intentional and can be in tons of other songs on accident ( like its only two words for each sound LOL) but for some reason i just notice it a lot here and its, Very Good

AND THE WAY HE DELIVERS THE LINE “ARE WE FLASHES IN A RUT GOING IN AND OUT OF LUCK” LIKE JUST THE WAY HE DELIVERS IT GUTS ME BRO . IT GUTS ME. IM EMO. IT FLOWS SO NICELY AND THE MELODY AND THE EMOTION IM...

what REALLY steals the show for me though are the LYRICS like they’re . so poignant and powerful and beautiful and i’m just the epitome of that lady gaga gif. starset always has such fantastic lyrics but this song GETS me so badly. like “pull the wool out from your eyes / it won’t shade your frail belief” IS SO METAL ITS SUCH A GOOD LINE. and “bury your head so you won’t see / the truth you hide is the truth you seek” LIKE HELLO... and the allusions to other songs from transmissions and vessels like MONSTER AND MY DEMONS it makes me so emo..... im so emo

AND THE BRIDGE. the bridge is a masterpiece. i remember hearing/reading somewhere that bridges are dustin’s favorite part of a song to work on and like, it really shows here. god he blew it out of the park with this song. the lyrics go so fucking hard.. “is it all an oddity? / are we flakes of empty dust spinning on a ball of rust? maybe / but the light is ours to see / you had eyes but sewed them shut / but that feeling in your gut won’t fade” and then my FAVORITE part is the second half of the bridge: “is it all a tragedy? / are we flashes in a rut going in and out of luck? maybe / but the answers will not change / even when they’re covered up, all these questions in your gut won’t fade” LIKE THOSE LYRICS ARE PHENOMENAL

AND THE WAY THE SECOND HALF GETS SO MUCH MORE INTENSE ITS JUST.. EUFHAUAHGUH. it gets me so badly

i’ve thought about this song so much.. there’s so many different ways to interpret it and like. im a sucker for space and drawing meaning from how insignificant we are in the universe. my college essay was basically just carl sagan’s pale blue dot speech but on a word count and written by a barely 17 year old. so like, thinking about this is one of my favorite things, and it really gets me. so my favorite interpretation of this song has to be probably the one that’s most on the nose, which is that like. there are other worlds than these, we’re just one small world in this universe, but nobody fucking realizes it, and this whole song is just the frustration that comes with knowing and recognizing our place in the universe, but nobody else ever really thinks about it or wants to think about it. it’s the frustration of thinking about the universe and dreaming about traveling across space but then realizing we’re still stuck on earth, and there’s so many fucking problems here because everybody’s mindset is stuck here as well. nobody thinks about the big picture. there’s so many petty wars and violence and hatred and literally none of this MATTERS i just want to grab people’s shoulders and fucking shake them like WHY are you DOING THIS? literally what is the point?

like we’re so insignificant in the universe and while some people may take that negatively, we can still derive meaning from it! nothing we do matters on a grand scale, so why don’t we take what little impact we have and make something of it? i feel like that’s what the entire bridge encapsulates and that’s why it gets me so badly like YES we’re flakes of empty dust on this tiny little rock, but we can still make something of it, “the light is ours to see.” and when it talks about that feeling in your gut its like UJYMHGNFDSFTGH it just makes me think of that like, absolute awe i feel when thinking about the universe, and just the, frustration and indignation i feel when it’s like, we can DO something, we can improve this planet, but nobody else wants to!!! or at least, nobody who has the ability wants to!!!

IDK this whole song just feels like my fucking frustration with world leaders who can make a difference in the world but just stew in their bigotry and violence, so caught up in petty political matters that they dont think about anything else. theyre the epitome of people who purposefully hide the truth from themselves and others, theyre the ones hiding behind walls and wearing blindfolds and sewing their eyes shut because they don’t want to face the truth, because they’d rather dole out the same centuries-old bigotry and prejudice rather than improving the world and making something meaningful of our meager existence. our lives are a blink of an eye on the scale of the universe, but we can still be optimists about this and spend that blink of an eye in the best way possible... but no. instead, there’s meaningless wars and greed and just, what’s the point??

a similar song with a similar meaning (vastly different genres though) is stairs to the attic by the antlers. it’s got the whole, wow the universe is so much bigger than me, vibe going on, but it takes a different approach. instead it’s about awe and wonder, and appreciation and celebration. it’s like the individual realization of our place in the universe. but other worlds than these is like, what that means on a larger societal scale, it’s the inevitable frustration and anger you feel when you realize nobody else recognizes this, and that this lack of recognition and humility is what causes these widespread societal problems and systemic violence. these two songs are like, two sides of the same coin representing different emotions centering around the same idea, and they’re equally valuable to me for that

AND BECAUSE owtt is more like, anger and frustration, it’s SO evident in the overall sound of the song. the driving guitars, the intense vocals, just how loud everything is. the lyrics are already cutthroat enough but then the way dustin delivers them its like WOW you can hear how indignant and disgusted he is. im especially looking at “no one really knows the truth / no, not you” like, lyrically and musically you can just hear how much this is meant to look down on whoever this is aimed at. these lyrics are so condescending but not in the like, arrogant way, just in the Wow Im Pissed Off kind of way and i love it so much

ALSO the only time the song lets up on intensity and volume is during the bridge, which is very interesting especially in the meaning. like the whole song is about the anger and frustration i Described Above, but then the bridge is instead elaborating more, actually explaining the whole We’re Small kind of idea, so the anger lets up and instead makes way for a bit of the uhm, awe, like in stairs to the attic. but it doesnt go too soft because ultimately he’s still mad, it’s just quietly restrained, and then the quiet part ends and THE SECOND HALF GETS SO INTENSE, LIKE THAT LITTLE REPRIEVE IS DONE HE IS BACK TO BEING PISSED OFF especially with the line ��IS IT ALL A TRAGEDY” LIKE YJHTGRFED

and then this song’s placement on the album, the second to last song, it just. the whole tone has a very, Conclusive feel to it. idk if yall can understand that. it’s just certain songs Sound like a concluding song of some narrative, in some way. either they Sound like they end the album or they sound like some song that plays during the credits of a movie or something. theres just a very Conclusive feel to it, so its placement as the second to last song just makes all of this so meaningful to me. of course diving bell follows it but its so much more subdued and, instead of angry, it’s like...... depression. which i find, very interesting. this song is like the climax of the album, it’s all fire and intensity and anger, and then the album concludes with all that sputtering out into some sad farewell song. of course diving bell does get its intense ending, but overall the whole song just, does not have the energy of owtt. diving bell is entirely about some farewell, and then its lyrics are so sad and it sounds so mournful and subdued......... other worlds than these is the last Hurrah of the album. the moments of intensity for diving bell just sound like a desperate attempt to get back up again, but it just, flops, and ends (i dont mean this as a bad thing i mean this in terms of like, the Meaning of the songs/album, in fact it actually makes it hit so much harder for me lol. especially with how abruptly diving bell ends, its like the energy it tried to get back from previous songs, it just cant hold on anymore and just. gives up. and the song ends)

also i love the symbol on the official video ;_;

hehe other worlds... the circles represent Other Worlds.. hehe :D it’s so simple but it looks so cool. very nice

[itissadbutitsmy-life]

ok adventure time ask thing time since beth Kept Asking

Top 5 favourite characters: finn, jake, lemongrab, neptr, ron james Other characters you like: lsp!!!, the goblins, the wizards, the lemon people, the princesses, bmo, minnie and martin, joshua and margaret and jermaine, susan strong, princess cookie, todd cupcake,,,,,, assume i love everyone unless it’s xergiok bc screw him!! ugly jerk Least favourite characters: xergiok!!!! and abracadaniel but more in a jokey way Otps: 👀👀 lemonzest... and p much anything with lemongrab ... jake/lady of course.. prisjake.... turtle prince/flame prince.... bubbline... bmo/bubble.......  Notps: im pretty chill with all the ships but i just cant see pink lemonade working out (sorry nn ily) Favourite friendships: how dare you make me choose! they’re all precious but uhhh prismo and jake, peps and pb, lsp and finn, and whatever it is finn and lemongrab have going on all make me Bonus Happy Favourite family: FINN AND JAKE (and neptr and bmo and shelby? the treehouse gang. and everyone else thats close w them you could call family aka whoever just hides in their house), also lg and lg and their kids 💛 and their, mom and her girlfriend marceline and goliad and stormo and the gumball guardians it’s a mess all the families are So Big!! smh what a mess  Favourite episodes: the diary does smth to me, silent king is Very Good, graybles 1000+ (icONIC), mystery dungeon (its got? all my faves in it), president porpoise is missing! (WHOLESOME), the one w the bus (ALSO WHOLESOME), the eyes is Iconic... so many my dude Favourite season/book/movie: season 5 is always going to be special in my heart bc it was the First one i watched..., but season 1 is beaUtiful Favourite quotes: “say your wish was for a massage. who’s gonna give it to you? a dirty man? A BEAR?? and where does this masseuse come from? do i just take some guy away from his family dinner?? leave some kid traumatized? ‘mom, where did dad go?’ ‘i don’t know son, he just disappeared from the table,, sorry’”, the little ‘oh..!’ lemongrab says when he first meets lg2 mmmm, there are more but i really like those two Best musical moment: leettttt meee caaaalll youuu swweetghhraereaztejm... also lg and lg’s lil singsong noooo fooodddd because it’s so cute lg2 sings it v slowly and lg follows a few moments after and its so cute they Sing Together Moment that made you fangirl/boy the hardest: ummmm thats gotta be the mountain “DONT HURT HIM!” haha im dead.... or “i like air!” boiiiii.... When it really disappointed you: i feel like theres gotta be an answer thats not lemongrab but coME ON pb “we’ve gotta keep an eye on these two so they dont get into any more trouble” (next appearance is fraught with cannibalism)(which only gets worse as time passes) come on “his only stable relationship model” come on are you sURe aboUT THAT Saddest moment: dont talk to me abt bubble’s death or how air doesn’t talk to bmo anymore,..... “ don’t you remember? i’m your son, neptr. i throw pies.”, (tearful) “and you killed jake on my birthday!!!!”, i know he had a reason but when me mow’s gonna Kill Jake and jake quietly begs finn to play mom’s lullaby for him uuuguhghfhh...., all the doors finn and lg look at in the mountain, everyrhing abt the hall of egress, Most well done character death: no one seems to really Stay Dead who dies for a good reason, but im gonna go with bubble bc his death was the only way to release him, and hes stayed, you know... deadish and wont talk to bmo, or.. oooh maybe darren, because his little ‘thank you’ makes me feel emotions i dont think humans were made to feel Favourite guest star: so i didnt realize weird al played banana man but thats awesome, and i love levar burton as bubble 👍👍👍👍 Favourite cast member: uh idk man, Character you wish was still alive: the? original lgs! they are gone and i miss them!!! i like lg3 just fine but i loved my boys!!!! One thing you hope really happens: i.... want fern and lg to be friends.... will that happen........ Most shocking twist: hhhhhhhh uuuuh idk When did you start watching/reading?: last year #bless Best animal/creature: i have an Incredibly soft spot for the goblins n the lemon people, ,,,,,, , ,,, it’s the big eyes/big ears Favourite location: the lemon castle managed to go from ‘awful disgusting mess with pretty stairways and haphazard plants and fountains’ to ‘soft auburn light and checkered guardrails and warm trees and orchards and lavish fountains’ hhhhhhh im weak Trope you wish they would stop using: like five lemon people have died already and the main one still doesnt get to have a happy relationship with anyone bc the first meaningful friendship he ever had went bad and his mom sewed him up with his only friend’s dead body but now she still doesnt seem to talk to him or anything he just deserves a friend stop killing him and his family and give him a happy thing... it’s not a trope but i want happy things for my boy and i want lemon people to stop dying bc i care abt the poor guys One thing this show/book/film does better than others: i like how it takes on Really Serious Issues and doesn’t skimp away from things like, you know, death and abuse and depression and other mental illnesses and acceptance of different people, as well as the really straight up truth they lay down for you and the sincere relationships (good and bad) you see, and the various different societal structures you get to see idk... other people have worded it better.... but yeah Funniest moments: too many but u h h h “finn shh! im having coffee with the lich” , (king worm and the eyes entirely actually), cuber murdering people (rip) Couple you would like to see: uhhhhhh seeing lemonzest again doesnt count since theyre both dead right i still have hope for their fionna and cake counterparts though..... i just want lsp and lg to get a meaningful (platonic or romantic) relationship, with each other or with someone else,, idc just ..... need that Actor/Actress you want to join the cast: i dont.. care Favourite outfit: do the comics count bc lemongrab has some rly nice clothes (ties, suits, bathing suits etc) and pb has this

Favourite item: dont make me choose Do you own anything related to this show/book/film?: three shirts, a bunch of pop figurines, some books, the dvds, a dress, bracelets, im so lucky,,, What house/team/group/friendship group/family/race etc would you be in?: the treehouse obvs and as much as id like to be in the lemon castle it looks sad in there and you dont get to sleep in a bed Most boring plotline: i love marcy but whenever she talks for too long i get bored idk Most laughably bad moment: so many but idk Best flashback/flashfoward if any: uM “OH WHAT A LUCKY LITTLE BOY YOU ARE TO LIVE SO GAILY!!!!!” or like. uh any flashbacks from any of the miniseries? iconic. and the comic where finn’s consciousness kept shooting forward in time idk it was killer Most layered character: probably finn bc he gets so much attention, runners up are pb, lsp, and lg because i pay attention to his every move Most one dimensional character: tbh ? no one? like even the background characters have Stuff Happening . the first three i thought of were ron james and lemonhope and xergiok but like... ron james has all that Sadness and he plays video games and has like anime posters. lemonhope’s struggling with a lot of guilt and fear but he’s chilling and exploring. xergiok did all That Stuff when he lost his eyes??? hm. abracadaniel maybe. loser.  Scariest moment: i feel like there oughta be a better answer than “i was avoiding my homework by watching season 6 for the first time and the next episode’s title card had lemongrab’s face plastered all over it and terror exploded through every cell in my body and i couldn’t watch it for hours” but i cant think of one Grossest moment: theres. a lot. Best looking male: jake???? obviously Best looking female: slime princess i know shes a Lump but shes so attractive whats wrong w me Who you’re crushing on (if any): slime pr..incess............ ron james... Favourite cast moment: i know there is one but i cant think of it Favourite transportation: long legged jakey, hot daniel,  Most beautiful scene (scenery/shot wise): bro besides literally everything in the mountain uhhhh that’s gotta be this one:

Unanswered question/continuity issue/plot error that bugs you: are fnj still the king and queen of the goblins (as in do the goblins know whisper dan’s just . not finn. do they know that yet) Best promo: idk man i only saw like one At what point did you fall in love with this show/book: mmm i was like ‘yeah cool’ then i read A Page on tvtropes abt lemongrab and lg2 and i got those first terrible Fangirl Feelings and i knew i was lost forever

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ok just let me rant about why i hate action movies nowadays for a sec

cuz i commited the huge mistake of going to watch one, because the summary said something like “ok this dude is an assassin/militar/badass and the ““love of his life”“ was kidnpped so he started killing people to rescue her" so i, as a hoppeless romantic whos always ready for corny said "oh ok it shouldnt be so bad im always up for overused romance and it wont be so bad to look at a guy being badass while killing people in complicated ways or whatever hell yeh"

and guess what

it had EVERYTHING i hate about action movies on it i couldnt even watch past half an hour like UUUGH

FIRST OF ALL it had the "im too badass to have a personality" main character trope that i hate with every fiber on my bones, like DUDE I GET IT, youve killed countless of people, youve probably seen so many explotions you dont even react to them anymore and surely have post traumatic stress so hard u cant even function properly but dude, my bro, my friend, BUDDY. would it kill you to... like... HAVE A FUCKING PERSONALITY?? like, i DUNNO have actually feelings?? and taste in clothes or music?? have something that you like?? have a fucking hobby that takes your mind off the thousand of people youve killed probabbly? like keeping plants or watching birds or something, or even fuckign sewing? tbh if i was a professional assassin id never miss the chance to use an innapropiate pun while killing people

and what i hate the most is that when they kill people all they do is LOOK BADASS, like please, have it hard?? act as if your wounds actually HURT you? screw up a bit while on it? actually, just having facial expressions while you kill people and reacting when weird shit happens is ennough for me.

SECOND OF ALL, if youre going to make him kill people and get mad about the ""love of his life"" getting kiddnaped, could you, PLEASE maybe do something like NOT making her a girl he met like 3 days ago with whom he was slept with like ONCE, please, im BEGGING YOU.

like in the summary it said he was retired, so i was hoping they were talking about HIS WIFE with whom hes been together for YEARS and for whom he retired so he would have a normal life and family and not a hot girl he met on a beach for like three days

im not even asking you for a WIFE YOUVE BEEN TOGETHER WITH FOR YEARS, but even something like a girlfriend youve been with for more than three months would be FINE, actually if the main character whos too badass to have emotions would at LEAST look, i dunno, HAPPY AROUND HER would be nice?? like he stares at her for a while thinking "oh dude i really like this woman" would be of help.

it sounds like crap he decided to break his retirement and get led by the nose by a guy who only kidnapped a girl he met for three days and he doesnt even look confortable around her, looks more like he felt he HAD to more than true care for her

like, im not even asking for the GIRL to have a personality thats not like a MESSIAH or PERFECT KIND WIFE MATTERIAL, or even not being used as EYE-CANDY while tied to a chair, all i ask is for them to have chemistry thats not completely SEXUAL.

and well, all im saying is that action movies would be 1000 times better if  the main character had a personality, and their partner who gets kidnapped would be someone with whom theyve shared time and actually had chemistry with. PLEASE i would also be very overjoyed of the mercenary/assassin MC would be gay and his partner was someone problematic or something but i doubt action movie writters would ever be THAT original.