#bro hasnt been funny in years and spending a not insignificant time bitching about being rightfully slapped is pathetic | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

machinedramon · 2 years ago

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with me getting suggestions on trending Netflix content (I don't have Netflix but i Cannot Escape the Algorithm) and seeing another washed up old """comedian""" getting a soapbox funded for him to yell at clouds on (Netflix special) it really makes me realize just how much more energy that particular crowd (aging male comedians that were popular in the 90s but aren't anymore) is putting in than anyone else.

they insist we're all easily offended snowflakes but we're not the ones spending a year writing a shitty standup special to rage and whine about how no one finds our bigotry and harassment funny anymore

selective outrage? nah ur malding bro. only you. we're all just confused as to why you're still throwing a tantrum a year later.

#yes this is about chr*s r*ck's new special #bro hasnt been funny in years and spending a not insignificant time bitching about being rightfully slapped is pathetic #even if i had netflix u couldnt pay me to watch this garbage #''man who cant get away with being a massive piece of shit and is mad about how sensitive people are nowadays'' isnt a funny angle #u got slapped for your campaign of disrespect youve waged for decades against a woman who turned u down #and now i kind of hope u get ur jaw broken #like reading over the synopsis of the standup its like? what is ur angle here?? its all over the place??? why even bring up the royals????#u got paid a ton of money to be so angry on stage that u metaphorically shit yourself in rage #but yeah we're the ones who are hashtag ''triggered''#despite the tone and length of this post i ultimately dont care and this will be my first and last post abt it #he will be joining That Woman in my list of people who Do Not Exist Anymore who i will refuse to acknowledge the existence of

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