#britush

[peeptheaesthetic]

[deritosmi]

Heh

Boy do I love being an American

who uses the UK keyboard

colour

theatre

😈😈😈

[calledbyflowers]

being a fujoshi is literally in my blood. my mom thought paul hollywood british bake off was gay for literal years. the sensitivity to homoerotic tension (with a power difference even) is so strong

[autumncottageattic]

Educating Rita is a 1983 British comedy-drama film based on 1980 stage play. The film stars Michael Caine, Julie Walters, Michael Williams and Maureen Lipman.

Part III

[inflagrante-delicatessen]

people: "boxing day"

me: 🫵🏾 british 🫵🏾

[w0lfwren]

[atzhrts]

can we get sending horny memes with zerobaseone? i love your texts 🤤

tysm pookie <3

sending zerobaseone horny memes ྀིྀིྀིྀིྀི

includes: somewhat suggestive content for all, degradation for hanbin and gyuvin (attention whore & slut), mentions of reader having a pussy for ricky & gyuvin, reader gets called princess by gunwook

sadly i can not type without typos to save my life so here’s the correction: hanbin - “so” instead of do “too” instead of to, taerae (MADE HIM BRITUSH 😭) “my” instead of me

[spitinsideme]

From the anon that finds your spelling funny:

You got progressively more British as you went, glad to see representation of British anger 💪🏻

when i get angry my brithshness fomes out .. its like my inner demons .. but my inner demons are britush .. the anger iwnide me is pure british and the urge to say bloody bollocks ..

[bingewatche]

Only watching Q3 for Oscar, Nico and Stroll tbh

Hopefully Nico pulls a P1 time right at the end and stays there, don't want any britush on the Podium this weekend, bc FUCK SKY SPORT BRITAIN

[hearts401]

21 for the ask game!

I’m assuming u mean for the whole fam sooo

For mike

LOVE WRITING HIM BEING A JERK AND JUST. NOT GETTING WHY. Like he knows he’s being horrible and feels horrible about everything and just doesn’t get why it matters or why he should care but also doesn’t get why he does it in the first place

I don’t Like having to write him in emotional moments it’s hard 🥲

For Liz

I rlly love writing her aloof personality. She doesn’t care about most things and that’s fun

I hate writing her attachment to William HOW DO I MAKE HER NOT SOUND INSANEEE

For Evan

Literally everything he’s so sad and he’s so meeee

I don’t Like writing him sad it makes me sad. Poor little dude

Idk abt will I like making him a little freak and also making him very indifferent to his kids

I hate writing his dialogue FUCK BRITUSH PPL

[tokofagkawa]

Salad fingers britush version of toko what do you think

you cant make toko british thats animal cruelty

[calledbyflowers]

the french girl on gteatush britush bakeoff looks like fem au jerma

[llycaons]

❄️🔔End of the year media review: TV Shows

Okay I'm going to be dead fucking serious with you all I don't even know what I've watched this year but I don't think it was that many shows. I did really like The Double and I think DunMeshi came out this year too so I'm just listing those. Oh and Black Doves. Apparently I watched House in 2023 so I can't even list that. Anyway. The three shows I watched:

The Double (2024)

Historical Drama/Romance. Xue Fangfei, the wife of an up-and-coming court official, is framed for adultery and betrayed by her husband, who attempts to murder her and tells her that her father and brother are also dead. Lost in suicidal despair, her life is saved by a young woman who inspires her named Jiang Li who has been sent to live at a nearby nunnery from a young age for a crime she didn't commit. Jiang Li is essentially murdered for helping Xue Fangfei, and Xue Fanffei takes on Jiang Li's identity in order to re-enter society and enact revenge on the people who doomed them both, as well as discover and expose the people behind them. A revenge narrative, con artist plot, social and political balancing act, and mystery, the double is exciting, surprising, and visually spectacular. Wu Jin Yan is incredible as XFF-as-JL, and her love interest steals the show in every scene he unnecessarily backflips into. The Double is fairly well-paced, besides a few slow spots early on and in the mid-teens. The focus on the double standards (ha) faced by women, sexual harassment, and toxic/controlling partners were honest, if occasionally clumsy. Xue Fangfei has become one of my favorite female characters of all time. Unfortunately the love interest is a cop but at least he's sexy! The plot collapses a bit by the end but it's really good for most of it and the villain is spectacular. 8/10

2. Dungeon Meshi (2024) I am simply not fucking calling it the english title I am NOT

Fantasy adventure/Comedy. You all know Dungeon Meshi, probably. Sister gets eaten, they go down and save her, eat lots of monsterson the way. I found the anime adaptation extremely faithful, fun, and wonderfully animated. Of course it couldn't get everything, but none of the changes struck me as egregious and we finally got to see chimera Farlyn boobies animated 🎉 the second ed was shit tho. really unpleasant and grating and jarring. not a fan!! the op was nice and I liked the first ed a lot. The voice acting for Japanese was great but I couldn't get into the English VAs. 9/10

3. Black Doves (2024)

Is this Britush spy thriller really one of the only shows I've watched this year? huh. wow that poster is kind of funny what are they looking at while they randomly point guns...anyway Keira Knightley is a spy working for a private information firm married to a high-up mark in British government and when her lover is murdered she goes on a quest to unravel the mystery around his death and avenge him. Joining her is her gay best friend and hitman Ben Whishaw who's like, a terrible terrible partner in a lot of ways but I am fond of him bc he's so pathetic and he has those big sad eyes and also he's not very cutthroat as a hitman and bc of this he runs into issues. He and Knightley have fantastic chemistry and the way the relationships develop in this show are really powerful and hit me hard. The side plot lesbians ruled I thought they were so funny with just a enough emotional groundedness to make me go 🥺. The plot gets a bit silly and sometimes the dialogue veers towards corny and I disliked how the characters of color tended to be sidelined and used as support for the white characters but overall it's very well-made and slick and the fight scenes ruled and I enjoyed it a great deal. 7/10

[crossover-enthusiast]

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fuck iM TRYING TO COVER MY BASES OK I DONT WANNA BE BRITUSH ANYMORE

Then move out of Britain

[dogandcatcomics]

#repost @philippapaterson Philippa Paterson (United Kingdom, b. New York, USA). First image is Dóbermans, oil on canvas, 120 x 100 cm. Second image is Cat A Wall, oil on canvas, 30x20 cm. Third image is Pink Bow, part of a recent charity auction at @combatstress. Dogs and cats appear to be frequent subjects of Paterson's work. Thanks to @darlebear @livingstonestives for the tip.

[royngtt]

dhmis made me britush