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[rawiswhore]

Rob Van Dam x Fem Reader- "Pussycat Doll"

The Pussycat Dolls will mostly always be remembered as that oversexualized girl group that sang that "Don't Cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me" song.

But before the Pussycat Dolls were a girl group, they started off as a burlesque act, which really shouldn't be surprising considering if you've looked at the PCD's music videos.

What made the Pussycat Dolls a unique burlesque act is not only were they bringing back burlesque back to this current era, but they weren't stereotypical old fashioned burlesque.

Not to mention, the Pussycat Dolls burlesque show didn't involve women taking their clothes off and had female celebrities as Pussycat Dolls, singing songs.

Female celebrities that were Pussycat Dolls were Carmen Electra, Christina Aguilera, Christina Applegate, Paris Hilton, Charlize Theron, Gwen Stefani, and Brittany Murphy.

There was a moment in the 2003 "Charlie's Angels" movie where the Angels are Pussycat Dolls in the burlesque show.

And you were one of the many female celebrities who was a Pussycat Doll in the early 2000's.

You became famous for being a WWF/E diva and wrestling valet, and when you worked as a Pussycat Doll, you asked some current WWE divas at the time if they'd like to be in the Pussycat Dolls burlesque show.

Stacy Keibler no doubt would love to be a Pussycat Doll, considering she grew up singing and dancing, and she's the type who definitely would be a Pussycat Doll, considering she was more of an eye candy diva and valet rather than wrestler.

Despite that Lita was a bassist for a band before becoming a professional wrestler and eventually became the lead singer of a punk rock band, Lita didn't really want to be a part of the PCD Burlesque Show, considering she turned down offers to pose for Playboy due to her wanting to be a role model for girls, and even when Lita did that "live sex celebration" with Edge in 2006, she didn't want to do that.

She also criticized those "cheesecake photoshoots" the WWE/F made their women's division do in the 2000's.

When you were a part of the Pussycat Dolls burlesque show in 2002, many male professional wrestlers that you were enamored with (and not enamored with) visited the show.

Those male professional wrestlers that visited and watched these performances were Scott Hall, Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, Christian Cage, Nova from ECW (who would later become Simon Dean in the WWE), Raven, Triple H and Rob Van Dam.

Those especially were male pro wrestlers you were in lust with the most.

You've invited many male pro wrestlers you've been in lust with (as well as have sex with) to watch you and others perform in the Pussycat Dolls burlesque show, not to mention some male pro wrestlers you've never had sex with visited the PCD burlesque act.

On Rob Van Dam's birthday on December 18th, 2002, Rob attended a Pussycat Dolls burlesque show that had you in it.

Rob sat in a seat in front of the stage, and you performed for him.

During your performance, you wore a bra with a matching tight micro miniskirt that was short enough for your underwear to be exposed.

In this performance,  you sang Peggy Lee's classic signature song "Fever" to him.

As you sang the opening lines to him, you made eye contact with him, you sang the song sultrily, sexily and seductively, like you were specifically singing it for him.

And you were.

RVD in general gives you fever and has been since you've discovered him.

Your performance to Rob involved you running your fingers back through your hair sometimes to act sultry.

You slowly sauntered closer to the front of the stage as you sang the first lyrics to the song, approaching closer to where Rob was sitting.  

Rob watched you with this faint little smile and smirk on his face with his hands folded in his lap.

Rob wore a popular style of a short sleeved button down shirt that men and even underage boys wore in the early 2000's.

One special part in your performance to him was when you turned your body around until your back was in front of him, your arms resting on this long bar as these Pussycat Doll dancers were stretching their legs up.

You also bent the upper half of your body (i.e. your head and torso) forward as you rested your forearms on that bar.

While your arms were resting on that bar, your ass shook back and forth to the beat of the bongos during a part where you weren't singing.

When you stuck your ass out as you shook your ass back and forth, you had a black thong underneath your short miniskirt, your thong covering your vulva.

The audience as well as Rob saw your panties and your bare ass cheeks, and many male fans in the audience gave you a "Woooooooooo!!!", although not saying it like Ric Flair, and a few of them were even making those cheesy wolf whistles at you.

Some of them were even clapping their hands.

Many of these people watching your performance's eyes grew wide and their eyebrows raised, and Rob's eyes grew wide too, although these people should expect you to perform something like this and so should Rob.

You swaying your ass back and forth to the beat of those bongos was inspired by Christina Aguilera's performance of "Fever" when she was a Pussycat Doll, where

You then turned your body around until your torso and navel were shown in front of the audience, removing your forearms off of that bar when you turned around.

 You then began singing the third verse to "Fever", where you slowly sauntered and strolled closer to the front of the stage, where Rob Van Dam was standing.

Rob, meanwhile, was getting a major erection underneath his pants that he was hiding.

He was feeling like the luckiest person in the world right now.

Once you were close enough to where he was sitting, you sat down on his lap, straddling his lap with his legs in between your legs.

Many people in the audience turned their heads and looked at you sitting in Rob's lap, and Rob was taken by surprise, his face lighting up and his eyebrows raising higher while his eyes grew wide.

While managing to hold a microphone near your mouth and sing at the same time, one of your hands unbuttoned each button of his shirt all the way down to the bottom.

Now that is talent.

Rob's eyes followed his shirt getting unbuttoned with each button, his mouth keeping a smirk as he watched the buttons separating from the holes.

You wish you could have maybe 3 arms so one hand can hold a microphone for you to sing in while the other unbuttons his shirt and another hand strokes his chest.

Then again, you can wear one of those headbands with microphones attached like Britney Spears used to wear.

You even tried swaying your hips back and forth on his lap while you undid each button of his shirt, and your eyes, too, followed down to the bottom of his shirt while you unbuttoned each hole.

When his shirt was completely unbuttoned, your fingers let go of the last button and your hand moved to his chest, where your hand stroked and caressed across the side of his chest, your hand pushing and shoving away one part of his shirt away.

For a while, you rolled and gyrated your pelvis back and forth on his lap, giving him a lapdance in the process.

Soon, you turned and rotated your body around until your back was in front of his torso and chest this time.

With your head turned sideways, you began to roll and gyrate your hips and body down until you were squatting in between his ankles, singing the rest of "Fever" as you rolled your hips down.

Rob's legs were spread apart during your lapdance to him.

You could feel his erection underneath his slacks when you performed this lapdance to him.

Eventually, you raised yourself up and walked away from Rob, where you got back on stage and continued to perform for him.

When you were a Pussycat Doll in the year 2002, you sang and performed for Scott Hall--the former Razor Ramon---and Raven from ECW and WCW on their birthdays and gave them a lapdance as well.

[thebeautifulbrittanymurphy]

[shorthairheaven]

Brittany Murphy

[brittmurph]

[fictionadventurer]

Fairy Tale Retellings

I know that @magpie-trove has been recommended enough books to fill several years, but since fairy tale retellings are my niche, I’m going to throw some more titles out there. (I’m limiting myself to 1) books/short stories 2) that I enjoyed 3) that I haven’t seen mentioned in connection to the original post. I’m also trying not to branch out into too many tales, so I’m going to be leaving out some slightly more obscure ones).

Before I go into the specifics, I’m just going to say, that if you only read three books out of this list, read Entwined by Heather Dixon (12 Dancing Princesses),  Brine and Bone by Kate Stradling (Little Mermaid) and Valiant by Sarah Macguire. (And if you only read one series, make it Regina Doman’s Fairy Tale Novels.)

Cinderella

Before Midnight by Cameron Dokey: Short, sweet, autumny retelling that I like for the atmosphere and the loving relationship between Cinderella and her stepfamily.

Silver Woven In My Hair by Shirley Rousseau Murphy: Extremely short, traditional retelling, starring a mistreated girl who collects Cinderella stories while being in one of her own. Has a sweet charm to it.

Soot and Slipper by Kate Stradling: A short retelling set in a traditional fairy tale kingdom, but with an excellent plot twist. I like it very much until the ending entangles it in a far-too-complicated magic system.

The Reluctant Godfather by Allison Tebo: A sassy retelling starring a grumpy fairy baker who tries to get out of his godfather duties by getting his two charges to fall in love with each other. Gets points for a unique, almost Wodehousish parody element that is an extreme breath of fresh air in a genre dominated by YA romances.

The Spinner and the Slipper by Camryn Lockhart: Mashes up the story with Rumpelstiltskin. Clearly the work of a very young author, but I’m putting it on here for the fun use of the fairies from A Midsummer Night’s Dream.

Beauty and the Beast

Unseen Beauty by Amity Thomsen: Traditional fantasy retelling from the POV of one of the invisible servants. Writing that’s a cut above most self-pubbed books, with extra points for featuring a female friendship that’s just as important as the main romance.

Snow White

Fairest Son by H.S.J. Williams: Gender-flipped version involving the fae. Is the only Snow White retelling that had me uncertain for a while of where the plot was going to go.

Sleeping Beauty

A Long, Long Sleep by Anna Sheehan: A sci-fi retelling involving a girl who was regularly kept in stasis for the convenience of her corporate mogul parents, then was left in stasis for more than 70 years while the apocalypse happened. She wakes up to a world that’s recovered to become a very different place and has to deal with the emotional fallout of everything that’s happened to her. And it’s intense. This book has the distinction of being one of only two books with scenes that made me put the book down so I could sob uncontrollably. (The other is Rapunzel Let Down). There’s a little bit of content (a couple of kissing scenes that veer toward steamy, and use of futuristic swear words that have clear connections to modern swear words) but easily skippable.

The Little Mermaid

Brine and Bone by Kate Stradling: On first read, I appreciated it as a faithful-to-Andersen retelling, but found it otherwise forgettable. I reread it earlier this year and cannot understand how I possibly came to that conclusion. This has beautiful character work in a unique world that, I cannot stress this enough, is loyal to the Andersen version while appreciating the true joy of that ending.

Silent Mermaid by Brittany Fichter: First half had some excellent world-building and interesting conflicts that fell apart in a more cliche second half, but I remember it being enjoyable overall.

The Princess and the Pea

The Bruised Princess by A.G. Marshall: Part of her Once Upon a Short Story collection. They’re all decent-to-great, but this one is my favorite, a sweet little romance that makes the story make a surprising amount of sense.

I need to give a shout-out to my favorite retelling of this tale. I can’t remember the title. It was on Fanfiction.net back in the day. (I tried looking it up, but it wasn’t part of the collection I assumed it was in). It was from the POV of the servant who had to stuff all twenty mattresses. She has allergies and is miserable by the time she’s done, and gets her revenge by stuffing the top mattress with gravel.

The Twelve Dancing Princesses

Entwined by Heather Dixon: One of my very top favorite retellings, a creative and whimsical and touching story focusing on the twelve close-knit sisters and their relationship with their buttoned-up father in the aftermath of their mother’s death.

The Brave Little Tailor

Valiant by Sarah McGuire: The only retelling I’ve ever seen of this tale, starring a girl who has to masquerade as a boy to get work as a tailor, and winds up entangled in a kingdom’s battle against giants. The first act is very boring, but it turns into a very well-done retelling with excellent characters and worldbuilding.

Bonus: Series

These are series that retell several fairy tales in the same universe, and I thought it’d be easier to present them all together than separating them out by fairy tale.

The Fairy Tale Novels by Regina Doman: Catholic retellings set in the modern day. They have their weak points, but they’re my gold standard for how to write a modern retelling and how to write a religious romance.

The Shadow of the Bear: Snow White and Rose Red. Fun and adventurous. Gets points for introducing me to Chesterton.

Black as Night: Snow White, focusing on the Snow White character from the first book. Darker and more intense, but with some deep themes.

Waking Rose: Sleeping Beauty, focusing on the Rose Red character’s adventures in college. By far the most popular book in the series, it’s overlong, but extremely good.

The Midnight Dancers: The Twelve Dancing Princesses, focusing on mostly new characters with a side character from Waking Rose in the soldier role. A slighter story with a pricklier main character, but it’s a strong contender for my favorite in the series, exploring the connections between beauty and truth and goodness.

Alex O’Donnell and the 40 Cyberthieves: Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves, starring Waking Rose side characters. This is a lighter adventure tale. All the stuff surrounding the hacking subplot is slightly ridiculous, but it’s one of the only YA novels I’ve ever seen that explores the realistic nuances of considering marriage with someone very different from you.

Rapunzel Let Down: Rapunzel. By far the darkest themes (it’s classified as an adult book). All new characters with some cameos. I thought it was decent on first read, but on reread, it blew me away with some of its themes (Except for a very melodramatic fifth act).

The Andari Chronicles by Kenley Davidson: Retellings set in a very mildly magical fantasy world, mostly focused on political intrigue.

Traitor’s Masque: Cinderella. 60% longer than it needs to be because of the extremely wordy writing style, and it makes me tear my hair out every time I try rereading, but the core conflict between the two brothers is compelling.

The Countess and the Frog: The Frog Prince. A short prequel novella focusing on a side character from the first book. I think it’s only available as a freebie on the author’s site but may be one of my favorite romances because the leads are so cute and sensible together.

Goldheart: Rumpelstiltskin. My favorite in the series, focused on a shy painter given an impossible task and the friends who help her get through it. The writing style’s much more concise here.

Pirouette: The Twelve Dancing Princesses. Political-intrigue focused. Also much wordier than it needs to be, though not as much as the first book. Twists the fairy tale in extremely interesting ways and has some great characters. (Prologue and epilogue are some of my favorite bits of writing in the series).

Shadow and Thorn: Beauty and the Beast. The most magical book in the series, and the most confusing because of that. There was one really cool moment with Beauty’s father, but otherwise I didn’t care for it all that much.

Daughter of Lies: Snow White with spies. Short, but fun. Reminds me of a Georgette Heyer farce.

Path of Secrets: Red Riding Hood with spies. I remember nothing about this story, which may tell you all you need to know.

Once: Six Historically Inspired Fairy Tales: What I think of as a kind of spin-off to the Rooglewood collections, this novella collection by six different authors retells six different fairy tales. My favorites are a dark but beautiful “Little Match Girl” retelling set in WWII, a steampunkish Rumpelstiltskin, and With Blossoms Gold, a Rapunzel retelling set in the Renaissance. (The only one I didn’t like at all was the Sleeping Beauty story).

Destined series by Kaylin Lee: Includes retellings of Cinderella, Rapunzel, Beauty and the Beast, Red Riding Hood, Snow White and Sleeping Beauty in one interconnected storyline. I’ve only read the first four; they’re okay-to-decent books whose main strength is the unique world they’re set in (think magical steampunky 1930s, which seems like a work of genius after you’ve been reading through a million retellings set in generically fairy tale kingdoms). My favorite is the fourth, Betrayed, which retells Little Red Riding Hood and mostly stands alone (until the last act veers it into a really complicated overarching plot).

[andalus99]

اشباهي الاربعون /

حضن اب وبنته في المطار

غوايش بتكشكش

نحل و ورد مطرز زينة

اسم سلمى

ملايات كرانيش

Honey and fresh bread

Curry powder

الاناناس المعلب البارد

فستان اخضر زرعي

Sticky pink glitter gloss

غنية بكتب اسمك

الخوخ والكمثرى

The thickness of oil paint

الخوف من الخوف

Cool skin

العيون العسلية

The lyrics of an angry woman

a Heart on a sleeve

Mustard (the cheap kind)

تنورة ستان

ريحة فانيلا و حمضيات

صابونة جلسرين شفافة

برطمانيات وعلب صغيرة

Spots and stripes together

Wool coats and hats

غنية قبضوني ليه?

Victorian heroines

الكحل والمكحلة

Amelie herself

Brittany Murphy movies

Big big hair

A hot broth cooking

A bengal kitten

عباد الشمس البرتقالي

Girlhood adventures

Women with silver hair

Abandoned blogs

The moment of accepting love

دقات قلب غير منتظمة

2 low braids

The softness of bellies

لون الشعر البني

القاهرة الدقي الساحات

An unexpected happy ending

Oven roasting smells

A very short poem

Mr Roald dahl

Sleeping on the floor after prayer

Cheeks touching

A cowboy hat

An old bath robe

A sparkling lake

[doubleattitude]

NUVO Dance Convention, Minneapolis, MN: RESULTs

High Scores by Age:

NUbie Solo

1st: Aria Telander-’Diamonds’

1st: Mila Simunic-’Never Enough’

2nd: Neala Murphy-’Go Gently’

3rd: Zoey Brooks-’Boyfriend’s Back’

3rd: Violet Cruz-Blanco-’Eyes of A Child’

4th: Savannah Jackson-’His Eye is on The Sparrow’

4th: Ruby Kramer-’Transcience’

5th: Brooke Krawska-’Fawn’

6th: Maylin Munos-’Twilight’

7th: Clara McArdle-’Music Box’

8th: Mollie Darling-’Miracles’

9th: Lexie Shelton-’Hallelujiah’

10th: Evie Umbreit-’Bop’

Mini Solo

1st: Lilly Anderson-’Faun’

1st: Kelsie Jacobson-’I Dreamed A Dream’

2nd: Skylar Wong-’Elephants’

2nd: Carrigan Paylor-’It Is Time’

2nd: Finley Ashfield-’My Girl’

3rd: Harper Anderson-’Things Left Behind’

4th: Leighton Curry-’La Petit Fleur’

4th: Ingrid Wirtz-’Shining’

5th: Olivia Chiu-’Acceptance’

5th: Brittany Johnson-’Bird Land’

5th: Daphnie Braun-’Solace’

5th: Isabella Charnstrom-’The Brink’

6th: Annabel Schoolmeesters-’Lost Orbit’

6th: Lucy Mae Dunn-’Time For Mercy’

7th: Kate Baldwin-’Zimmer’

8th: Eden Hardy-’Cool Waves’

8th: Stella Kate Ziemke-’Edge’

8th: Natalie Cerepak-’Smoldering’

9th: Ava McCraine-’Femme Fatale’

9th: Ana Santos-’Je Suis Vivant’

9th: Ava Otto-’Light Sorrounds Me’

9th: Lauren Chiu-’Only Hope’

9th: Lainey Christeson-’You Are The Reason’

10th: Tova Thompson-’Arctic’

10th: Brooklyn Mohs-’La Vie En Rose’

Junior Solo

1st: Gracyn French-’A Character of Quiet’

2nd: Aaliyah Dixon-’Vintage Laser’

3rd: Carley Jensen-’April In Paris’

4th: Angelina Elliot-’The Mind’

5th: Sophia Anderson-’Emerald Mist’

5th: Josie Lutz-’It Is Time’

5th: Phoenix Jonat-’The Last Rose’

6th: Brynn Kostka-’Answer’

6th: Amelia Cherepanov-’Burgundy’

6th: Preslie Lopez-’Listen’

7th: Kylie Carter-’A Conscious Dispute’

7th: Olivia Shelton-’Ahead’

7th: Audrey Proulx-’Exist for Love’

7th: Klaire Simek-’Spine’

8th: Kylie Freeman-’Encompassed’

8th: MaKenna Allison-’Hate Me’

8th: Kira Reissner-’Shadow Journal’

9th: Siena Paradeau-’Cradle’

9th: Teagan Murphy-’Devoted’

9th: Brooklyn Alstead-’He’s A Dream’

9th: Claire Monge-’Inertia

9th: Ava Munos-’The Final Goodbye’

10th: Skylar Okerlund-’Echo’

10th: Braylin Uselding-’Light Leak’

10th: Zoe Zielinski-’Z’

Teen Solo

1st: Ava Wagner-’Change Is Everything’

1st: Isabella Jarvis-’Moonlight Serenade’

2nd: Cami Redpath-’Confined’

2nd: Harlow Ganz-’End of Love’

2nd: Payton Riss-’Twisting and Untangling’

2nd: Sydney Ishaug-’Wave’

3rd: Lydia Werschay-’A Deal With Chaos’

3rd: Mini Preston-’Rosas’

3rd: Keira Redpath-’Send in the Clowns’

3rd: Lynlie Ferrin-’Visnaga’

4th: Ayla Pilrain-’Commit’

4th: Caleb Abea-’Slide’

4th: Livia Wambach-’Wild is the Wind’

5th: Faith Cichocki-’Analysis’

5th: Kylie Vandeest-’Recognition’

5th: Mercedes Lorentz-’Reminiscence’

6th: Peyton Anderson-’Anata’

6th: Ema Cable-’Come Back To Us’

6th: Ivan Beetoe-’Giving Up’

6th: Alexa Leonard-’Hit & Run’

6th: Madeline Raverty-’Reveal’

7th: Reese Noha-’Another Love’

7th: Bella Saferstein-’I Am The Earth’

7th: Noelle Bjork-’Underground’

7th: Audrey Healy-’Waves’

7th: Vanessa Barnes-’Yesterday’

7th: Grace Kimmel-’Your Day Will Come’

8th: Hannah Olstad-’Lonely’

8th: Grace Wolk-’Under Your Breath’

9th: Madden Zook-’After Rain’

9th: Caleigh Proulx-’Hold On’

9th: Julissa Ortiz-’Never Knock’

9th: Mallorie Byard-’The Chain’

9th: Lexi Cairney-’Voyage’

10th: Brooklyn Bengtson-’All I Want’

10th: Falyn Jones-’Darkness Before the Dawn’

10th: Peyton Kratochwill-’Lotus Bud’

10th: Katelyn Franta-’Turning Tables’

Senior Solo

1st: Bennet EspindaBanick-’In Vessel’

2nd: Elisabeth Pabich-’The Art of Dealing With Pain’

3rd: Sara Gutz-’2,3,4′

3rd: Kate Happe-’Ne Me Quitte Pas’

3rd: Adam Truesdell-’Vanishing Act’

4th: Haley Klemesrud-’10,000 Miles’

4th: Evelina Galimova-’Belly of the Beast’

4th: Halie Hauer-’Grieving’

5th: Minda Li-’Efforts to Reignite’

5th: Amanda Fitzgerald-’Millions of Eels’

5th: Miranda Shaugnessy-’Shift’

6th: Kelly Blahauvietz-’Blackbird’

6th: Lauren Sklar-’Night and Day’

7th: Olivia Johnson-’Days Gone Quiet’

7th: Lexi Heath-’Visions of Gideon’

8th: Sophie Cowgill-’Bird Gherl’

8th: Joshua Ukura-’Serendipity March’

9th: Joy Lyn Erlandson-’Quiver’

9th: Ally Nelson-’Snowing’

9th: Emma Sranske-’While We Are Young’

10th: Bella Cundiff-’I Will Love You’

Open Solo

1st: Thomas Nguyen-’Falling’

NUbie Duo/Trio

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Horizon’

2nd: Dance Vision-’Timber’

3rd: Ballaraena Dance Studio-’Dark Side’

Mini Duo/Trio

1st: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Something’s Gotta Change’

2nd: The Dance Complex-’Crumbling’

2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Peel’

3rd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Birthday’

Junior Duo/Trio

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Dark’

2nd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Soldier’

3rd: Madill Performing Arts Center-’Vanishing’

Teen Duo/Trio

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Touch’

2nd: The Dance Complex-’Desired Constellations’

3rd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’She Moves’

Senior Duo/Trio

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Impermanence’

2nd: Dance, etc!-’Particles’

3rd: Dance, etc!-’New Skin’

Open Duo/Trio

1st: Acting in Motion-’End of Love’

NUbie Group

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’These Boots’

2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’The Waiting Room’

3rd: Larkin Dance Studio-’As Long As You Love Me’

3rd: Larkin Dance Studio-’I Will Wait’

3rd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Lullaby’

Mini Group

1st: Summit Dance Shoppe-’What Have You Done For Me Lately’

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’This Bitter Earth’

2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Jailhouse Rock’

3rd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Hallelujah’

3rd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Soon You’ll Get Better’

Junior Group

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Between These Hands’

2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels’

3rd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Wolves’

Teen Group

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Paranoia’

2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Case of You’

3rd: Larkin Dance Studio-’The Wolves’

Senior Group

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Fragment’

2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’What Is The Noise’

3rd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Dreams’

Mini Line

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Short Skirt, Long Jacket’

2nd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’This Way’

3rd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Imagine’

Junior Line

1st: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Whole Lotta Woman’

2nd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’It Wasn’t Always Like This’

2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Naive to the Bone’

3rd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Bathers’

Teen Line

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’You’

2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Rewind’

3rd: Dance, etc!-’Thistle and Weeds’

Senior Line

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Rapid City’

2nd: Dance, etc!-’Begin the Beguine’

NUbie Extended Line

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Glamorous’

2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Barbie and Ken’

3rd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Broadway Banana’

Mini Extended Line

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Of What Is’

2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Feeling Gorgeous’

2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Yankee Doodle Dandee’

3rd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Trouble’

Teen Extended Line

1st: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Do You?’

2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Everybody Loves You’

2nd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Well Played’

3rd: Larkin Dance Studio-’So Much Betta’

Senior Extended Line

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Yes & No’

2nd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Adrenaline’

3rd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Affair of Honor’

Junior Production

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Tiger Rag’

Teen Production

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Red Handed’

2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Digital Motion’

High Scores by Performance Division:

NUbie Jazz

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’These Boots’ 2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Glamorous’ 3rd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Barbie and Ken’

NUbie Tap

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Broadway Banana’ 2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Funky Y2C’

NUbie Contemporary

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’The Waiting Room’ 2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’I Will Wait’ 2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’As Long As You Love Me’

NUbie Lyrical

1st: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Lullaby’ 2nd: Dance Vision-’Tightrope’ 3rd: Balleraena Dance Studio-’Battlefield’

NUbie Musical Theatre

Balleraena Dance Studio-’Unwritten Rules’

Mini Jazz

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Short Skirt, Long Jacket’ 2nd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’What Have You Done For Me Lately’ 3rd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Feeling Gorgeous’

Mini Ballet

1st: Summit Dance Shoppe-’This Way’ 2nd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Rosamunde’ 2nd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Cats’ 3rd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Whistle a Happy Tune’

Mini Hip-Hop

1st: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Don’t Slack’ 2nd: Dance, etc!-’The Girls’

Mini Tap

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Yankee Doodle Dandee’ 2nd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Choo Choo’ 3rd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Swing In The Mood’

Mini Contemporary

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Of What Is’ 2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’This Bitter Earth’ 3rd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Imagine’

Mini Lyrical

1st: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Dream In Color’ 2nd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Soon You’ll Get Better’ 2nd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Hallelujah’ 3rd: Larkin Dance Studio-’The Lord’s Prayer’

Mini Musical Theatre

1st: Summit Dance Shoppe-’I’ve Got Rhythm’ 2nd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’All That Jazz’ 3rd: Balleraena Dance Studio-’Someone In The Crowd’

Junior Jazz

1st: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Whole Lotta Woman’ 1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels’ 2nd: Dance, etc!-’Bassline’ 3rd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Time’

Junior Ballet

1st: Woodbury Dance Center-’Combust’ 2nd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Bathers’

Junior Hip-Hop

Dance, etc!-’Comin In’

Junior Tap

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Tiger Rag’ 2nd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Valerie’

Junior Contemporary

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Between These Hands’ 2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Naive to the Bone’ 2nd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’It Wasn’t Always Like This’ 3rd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Wolves’

Junior Lyrical

1st: Dance, etc!-’Half Light’ 2nd: Misty’s Dance Unlimited-’Head and Heart’

Teen Jazz

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’So Much Betta’ 2nd: Dance Express-’Bassline’ 3rd: Madill Performing Arts Center-’Move’

Teen Hip-Hop

Dance, etc!-’When I Move’

Teen Tap

1st: Summit Dance Shoppe-’25 Miles’ 2nd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Things I Regret’ 3rd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Work Me Down’

Teen Contemporary

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Red Handed’ 2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’You’ 3rd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Paranoia’

Teen Lyrical

1st: Dance, etc!-’People Help the People’ 2nd: Madill Performing Arts Center-’Found’

Teen Specialty

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Digital Motion’ 2nd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Do You?’ 3rd: Madill Performing Arts Center-’Nine Two Five’

Senior Jazz

1st: Northland School of Dance-’London Bridge’ 2nd: Dance, etc!-’Begin the Beguine’ 3rd: Misty’s Dance Unlimited-’Another One Bites The Dust’

Senior Hip-Hop

1st: Dance, etc!-’Ani’ 2nd: Dynamic Dance Company-’Welcome To The Party’

Senior Contemporary

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Rapid City’ 2nd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Fragment’ 3rd: Larkin Dance Studio-’Affair of Honor’

Senior Lyrical

1st: Summit Dance Shoppe-’A Beautiful Reminder’ 2nd: Dynamic Dance Company-’Leave A Light On’ 3rd: Misty’s Dance Unlimited-’Conformed’

Senior Specialty

1st: Larkin Dance Studio-’Yes & No’ 2nd: Summit Dance Shoppe-’Adrenaline’ 3rd: Larkin Dance Studio-’What Is The Noise’

Best NU Groups:

NUbie

Larkin Dance Studio-’These Boots’

Summit Dance Shoppe-’Lullaby’

Dance Vision-’Barbie Girl’

Mini

Larkin Dance Studio-’Short Skirt, Long Jacket’

Dance, etc!-’Le Freak’

Dance Vision-’Slip Away’

Summit Dance Shoppe-’What Have You Done For Me Lately’

Junior

Larkin Dance Studio-’Between These Hands’

Summit Dance Shoppe-’Whole Lotta Woman’

Woodbury Dance Center-’Combust’

Teen

Dance Vision-’Modern Loneliness’

Madill Performing Arts Center-’Nine Two Five’

Summit Dance Shoppe-’Do You?’

Larkin Dance Studio-’Red Handed’

Senior

Summit Dance Shoppe-’Adrenaline’

Larkin Dance Studio-’Rapid City’

Northland School of Dance-’London Bridge’

Studio Pick:

Summit Dance Shoppe-’Adrenaline’

Dance Vision-’Modern Loneliness’

Larkin Dance Studio-’Rapid City’

Dance, etc!-’Thistle and Weeds’

Balleraena Dance Studio-’Unworthy’

[tviseverything]

So I’m rewatching Glee during this quarantine...

AND THERE HAS BEEN ONE THING IVE ALWAYS HATED ABOUT THIS GODDAMNED SHOW AND IT’S THE LACK OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

Let me explain.... the storylines in the show had the potential to set up the character development for each character and they missed it! And the people that had the ABSOLUTE MOST POTENTIAL FOR AWESOME CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WERE QUINN, RACHEL, SANTANA, AND BRITTANY AND HERE’S WHY... Quinn edition because this is way too long for the other characters... I promise i’ll follow this up with the other ones. (BTW, this took me so long to do because life kept getting in the way but I finally finished it! Please give it a read and let me know if you agree or disagree. I am always open to discussion!! And swipe down all the way to be blessed with a couple of Quinn Fabray gifs!!)

Quinn is the first because let’s think about it for a sec. In the beginning of the series, Quinn was that typical queen bee, mean girl type who was on the cheerleading squad and ruthlessly bullied anyone who got in her way including Rachel. But then life throws her a curveball and she ends up getting pregnant. 

This storyline set Quinn up to learn some very valuable lessons and some harsh truths. For example, Quinn gets kicked off the cheerleading squad after the news comes out that she’s pregnant and she’s kicked out of her home and disowned.

The first season was doing great handling her character development, for example, in 1x15, when the time came for yearbook pictures, Quinn was desperately trying to get back on the squad for the picture but in the end she thanks Sue for making her realize that she’d rather be part of a team that is proud to have her (Glee Club) instead of a team where she only appears to belong (Cheerios). (let me add that this scene also could have set up a slowburn for Faberry because in that same episode, Rachel was describing how school pictures are everything to her and that if she ever became famous, she would want her face in the year book picture and be prepared. Keep this in mind because later on Quinn blackmails Sue into giving up one of the Cheerio’s six pages and giving it to the Glee club free of charge. Quinn didn’t have to do this. Her entire goal was to get back on the Cheerios and not fight for the glee club photo. In fact, in the episode, she didn’t even want to be in it. So why did she do it? For Rachel, perhaps? any way this is about Quinn not faberry so lets get back to it)

Another example from before is she becomes friends with Mercedes. In episode 1x16, Mercedes is forced to starve herself for the Cheerios and in doing so, her blood pressure dropped which caused her to faint. Quinn recognized what Mercedes was doing and sympathized with her. She then helped Mercedes realize that she doesn’t need to be skinny to be beautiful and she is perfect the way she is and she sings a song about it as well while Quinn stands next to her, furthering her message. This episode created a beautiful friendship between Quinn and Mercedes that in later episodes, Mercedes offers her home to Quinn after connecting with her about being bullied and dealing with it. Let’s also add in the fact that this was before the Lucy Caboosy storyline, which in my opinion ruined her character even more but I’m not gonna get into that until later. In that season, Mercedes and Quinn were set up to be a great duo for season 2 but... Where the hell did all of that go???? Did they just completely forget that Quinn lived with Mercedes for a short while and that they bonded over similar experiences??? What the hell??? I would also like to add onto here that a friendship between Quinn and Kurt was a HUGE miss! They would have been an amazing duo!! Along with Mercedes of course. I will talk about this type of stuff in separate post!

ANOTHER example was when in episode 1x13, the truth about the baby’s father comes out which was Rachel’s fault. After drama ensues, Rachel goes to apologize and readies herself for a punch from Quinn, but in a surprising turn of events...Quinn forgives her. The old Quinn probably would thrown multiple slushies in Rachel’s face, call her names and maybe ruin her life. But this Quinn quickly forgave her and told Rachel that she did something that she wasn’t brave enough to do, tell the truth! She forgave Rachel even though she clearly knew that Rachel only told Finn to break them up so she could have him all to herself. This was a very pivotal moment in the series that would show how Quinn emotionally matured after what happened to her. (this scene also would have set up faberry perfectly as well but oh well) 

Anyway, the whole point of this post is about the lack of character development in the series and while everything I just said argues against it...the character development from season one didn’t last very long especially when we start right off the bat in season 2, Quinn rejoins the Cheerios and tries to restore herself to her former glory. I understand why she would want that again but this alone completely destroyed her character development because after learning all the things she had learned while pregnant, she shouldn’t have wanted to go back to that old life again but she did. Add that onto the fact that in order to restore herself to her former glory, she also snitches on Santana about her “summer surgery” Pregnant Quinn wouldn’t have even thought to rat out her own friends but new and improved Quinn did and I HATED IT because of that knowledge. This could have been handled better by probably having Quinn join the cheerios again but have her use her power for good such as, protecting all of glee club from future slushies, made it so the jocks wouldn’t have so much power with bullying, or even set an example for cheerios for how they should act in the school. But instead they pull this shit. 

I’m not finished!! Season 2 and beyond was a DISASTER for Quinn. The writers literally erased all of that character development just so they could create more drama. An example of this is the cheating storyline. Quinn had started dating Sam in the beginning of Season 2 and everything is going well for them until *sigh* Finn came along and convinced her to cheat on Sam with him. THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF THE WORST STORYLINES ON GLEE. Finn knows what it was like to be cheated on (I know he cheated on Quinn in the first episode with Rachel but we’re not talking about that right now) Finn knows the pain of finding out that you’ve been lied to and betrayed so the fact he even had the AUDACITY to lure Quinn into cheating AGAIN infuriates me deep inside. You would think that after what happened when she cheated the first time, she would learn her lesson...BUT SHE DIDN’T. WTF. THIS RUINED HER CHARACTER EVEN MORE!!!!!! PLUS I HATE ALL THE UNNECESSARY DRAMA THAT STORYLINE CREATED, INCLUDING THE FEUD BETWEEN RACHEL AND QUINN. 

I would also like to talk about the Lucy Caboosey storyline because it is a crucial fact to know about Quinn. The Lucy Caboosey storyline was introduced at the WORST POSSIBLE TIME. I am seriously convinced that Ryan Murphy only wrote that in to create “depth” to Quinn’s character. If they were going to do that storyline at all, then they should have introduced it in the first season or should have created a better plot to accomodate to the storyline. This storyline also didn’t add anything to the Prom Queen storyline. I honestly wish that the writer’s have taken Quinn’s character development from season 1 into account because if they had, then I believe that the Lucy Caboosey storyline and the Prom Queen storyline wouldn’t have existed and these storylines only exist as Ryan Murphys attempt to reverse all of the depth that Dianna Agron gave to the character and make her a basic, self-centered blonde cheerleader and when that didn’t work out... the Lucy Caboosey storyline was there to give Quinn “depth” 

I would also like to talk Quinn’s obsession with winning Prom Queen and taking Finn to the prom (Finn was an asshat in this episode by the way but let’s not focus on him). I really wished that the writers took Quinn’s character development into account because if they had, then Quinn wouldn’t have been reverted back into the 2 dimensional, blonde, cheerleader character like she was at the beginning of the series and she also wouldn’t have had a storyline involving Lucy Caboosey.  Her taking Finn to the prom was a complete bullshit storyline as well because we all know that relationship between Quinn and Finn was only there to drag the love triangle between them and rachel into the next season even though it was very clear that Quinn and Finn weren’t gonna get back together in the first season. 

Also at the end of that season, where nationals took place, there was a scene between Quinn and Brittany and Santana where Quinn breaks down, this should have been one of those pivotal character development moments where she makes a realization about herself and tries to live her truth, but no! She cuts her hair and all is well. 

Before we move on to season 3, I want to talk about the Celibacy Club and religion in regards to Quinn Fabray. As we all know, Quinn was the captain of the Cheerios and president of the Celibacy Club (even though that didn’t last long...whoops) so the theme of celibacy and religion go hand in hand for Quinn. I would have really like to see a storyline of Quinn losing faith in her religion, whether that may be because God decided to make Quinn pregnant and in result get disowned by her family or (in my perfect world) Quinn starts to realize that she might like girls and because of how her family is, she struggles with it. That would have been an interesting storyline to see and it would have tackled the topic of religion as well! I would have liked to see this as an ongoing theme for Quinn throughout the show but of course Ryan Murphy had to be a shitty writer. 

This post became wayyyy to long for my attention span so I am going to break this down into parts. Also I am so sorry that this post is all over the place but I had to write it all down before I lost the train of thought so some explanations might not be as in depth as others and it might not be in order so again I apologize. So I will talk about Quinn in season 3 and the rest of the seasons when she shows up from time to time. 

[nowitsdarkfic]

meet the blogger/the fic writer

general:

name: Hannah 

nickname(s): nirvhannah, Chris, alisonchains 

hometown: Ventura (southwest of downtown LA, on the way to Santa Barbara)

age: twenty-six

gender: female 

myer-briggs: ENFP

sun sign: Aries 

moon sign: Aquarius 

sexuality: who knows 

religion: agnostic 

appearance:

height: 5′7″

hair: dark brown with blonde and reddish streaks 

eyes: solid brown 

weight: 228 (I’m a big girl)

favorites:

color: purple 

food: too much to choose from—really I’m better off saying what I don’t like

family member: my parents and my grandparents 

actor: Keanu Reeves, Al Pacino, Edward Norton, Benedict Cumberbatch, Johnny Depp (fight me), David Spade, Idris Elba

actress: Brittany Murphy, Sharon Stone, Audrey Hepburn, Uma Thurman, Charlize Theron, Gilda Radnor, Scarlett Johansson

beverage: coffee

country/countries: France, Italy, Japan, New Zealand, Sweden, Denmark, Germany, Georgia, Mongolia, South Korea, Haiti, the Ivory Coast

city/cities: Seattle, Portland, San Francisco, New Orleans, New York City, Santa Fe, Helsinki, Auckland 

book: The Portrait of Dorian Grey, Wuthering Heights, Jane Eyre, Interview with a Vampire, Blindness, the Harry Potter books, the Great Gatsby, the Hobbit

movie: Erin Brockovich, Midnight in Paris, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Pulp Fiction, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Blazing Saddles, The Goonies

show: Seinfeld, Friends, Sex and the City, Nip/Tuck, House, Sherlock, Doctor Who, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Beavis and Butthead, South Park, Ed Edd n’ Eddy (just Cartoon Network, really), Portlandia

music: (ha) Soundgarden, Nirvana, Chris Cornell, Audioslave, The Beatles, Black Sabbath, The Doors, Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Joey Belladonna, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Mad Season, Stone Temple Pilots, Velvet Revolver, Mother Love Bone, Truly, Screaming Trees, Nine Inch Nails, Hole, Garbage, Rihanna, Avril Lavigne, Demi Lovato, Bob Dylan, David Bowie, Leonard Cohen, Mark Lanegan, Marilyn Manson, Type O Negative, Green Day, Ramones, Dead Kennedys, Pink Floyd, The Smashing Pumpkins, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Jane's Addiction, My Chemical Romance, The Cure, Oasis, Blur, Tool, Korn, Deftones, Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Bullet for My Valentine, Avenged Sevenfold, In This Moment, Opeth

app: Sketchbook 

scent: my perfume which is legit called “a little sexy”; i’m not sure how to describe it other than “soapy”, like I just took a shower 

holiday: Halloween 

season: springtime 

dog breed: Chinese crested (’cause my best friend was one 🐾🐾)

vs:

strawberry vs blueberry: blueberry (although strawberries are so luscious)

coke vs Pepsi: ehhhh, can’t stand either

grape vs cherry: cherry

day vs night: day

cats vs dogs: both 

Batman vs Superman: Batman

movies vs TV: movies

hockey vs football: hockey

fries vs onion rings: fries

likes: art, earth science, biology, books, cats and dogs, horses, reptiles, grunge, thrash metal, boys, erotica, pin-up style, 70s/dark 80s aesthetic, graffiti art, psychedelia, the Goth subculture, sci-fi, steampunk, things considered “taboo”, baseball, field hockey, tennis, cycling, Formula 1, hiking, the ocean, road trips, pastries, pasta, my mom’s baking, my grandpa’s cooking, trying on new clothes 

10 random facts:

I speak with a stutter (it’s not as bad as it used to be when I was little but I still have it and I’m still kind of insecure about it)

Refer back to my weighing over 200 pounds: I don’t even look it, and it’s kind of a trip to see women weigh less than me who are freaking huge. I’m as big as I am because the other alternative was literally starving to death: I almost became an anorexic when I was 13, and it came to a head when I was 19 and wouldn’t stop losing weight from depression. So as part of my recovery, I reconciled my relationship with food, and I just started eating. I’m trying to get up to 230 and tbh, I wouldn’t mind climbing up to 240.

It’s funny because I feel like such a rebel liking Joey as much as I do. The latest thing is to like fat boys and “dad bods”, and even taking it further and getting like almost morbid about it--when I was writing Have Your Cake I often lurked in the feedism tags on here to grasp the idea of the community; when I visit them now, the latest thing is to be like “this lifestyle is totally gonna kill you but you’re sooo hot so keep it up!”. This almost feels akin to when Audrey Hepburn came on the beauty scene with her thin elegance, the reaction to all of the full figured woman: he’s a slim, lush, gorgeous man who needs a lot more love (”raw beauty if I ever did see it” as Mr. Lang put it).

I’ve always wanted to get inked but I never know what to ink myself with, or where to put it for that matter.

The one time I ever cut my hair, like had it cut short, was 20 years ago in the first grade. The longest it’s ever been was down to the halfway point of my thigh when I was... 15? Right now it’s down around my butt.

Recovering cutter: I started in 2006 after my grandpa passed and then I stopped; did it again after my parents split in 2011, and again after Chris passed; I’ve been clean since August 22, 2017, three months following his death. 

Chris was a fan of my art. It’s true! My little cartoons never would’ve become the entities they are now without him.

My cartoons have been labelled everything from “grunge” to “metal” to (recently) “emo”. I’m actually fine with just any label you throw at them: just don’t call them anime because that’s not technically correct (anime is animation; manga is printed works, and even that’s bit of a stretch)--my writing meanwhile has been simply labelled “unusual”

I’ve always been a fic writer, but I never actually wrote-wrote a fanfic until I was a freshman in high school. I never went online with a fic until 2013 and then I pretty much stopped it for a few years to focus on school and preserving my mental health until earlier this year with Have Your Cake and Eat It.

Fuuuuuuuck I love food. Yeah, when I say you’re better off asking me what I don’t like I mean it. I will eat just about anything (i’m actually surprised I’m not fat tbh). I’m as much a lady of the flesh as I am a lady of intellect.

[letmehearyousayyeahh]

I’m really bored and need a new fic to read. Any new recommendations? I’m already caught up with song of mine

Sure!

(The next line is just vile self-advertising, feel free to skip it =D)

Mine! Here and here

(Ok, here is the real thing, sorry xDD)

Here are my recommendations on the matter, and at the end I’ll put the link for this things on my Drive library, because there are stories that were deleted. 

But most of them are on FF.net or Ao3, so, please, PLEASE: go read them and leave a nice review. Just a thank you is enough. But some feedback, please. We are writers, we live from them xDD

COMPLETED

Canon

(It’s) All Chair Parts, by novel_concept26

The whole point of the performance is to look hot as hell, and Santana is doing an awesome job. Too awesome.

Addicted, by SwingingCloud

“It always feels like years- and not just a few, short days- to Santana, whenever Brittany goes away.” Brittana. Marathon!sex. TWO-SHOT! SUMOSMU #9

Barter System, by crammit

Santana accepts a different kind of payment for helping Brittany out of a jam. (Rated M for language and smut)

Breathless!verse, by Swinging Cloud.

Breathless:

Fill for the GKM. “Long, pale fingers wrap tightly around her left wrist, guiding her hand up to push more firmly on Brittany’s throat- telling her that she’s ready- and Santana shivers as her palm presses just below Brittany’s jaw.” Brittana. Breath!play. Obvious smut.

Hypoxia:

Sequel to Breathless. “Brittany’s floored that Santana has come so far- far enough to trust her completely with not just her body, but with her very breath, with her life, and she concentrates hard on what she’s doing as she tightens her arm around Santana’s neck.” Brittana. Breath!play. Obvious smut. SUMOSMU #1

Bluish, by SwingingCloud

“Santana’s had about as much red, white, and blue as she can stand, but this blue- the blue of Brittany’s eyes- she will never have enough of.” Brittana. Sweet!smut. SUMOSMU HOLIDAY SPECIAL.

Dreams!verse, by everdreaming3:

Santana and Brittany’s story from meeting freshman year through their wedding and beyond (cute and fluffy, and filler for all the gaps that Glee left on the start of this story).

Dreams: from Santana’s POV

Dreamcatcher: from Brittany’s POV.

Dreaming in the Future: future one-shot

How to Win Even When You’ve Lost, by crammit

It was only ever you, by LoneGambit.

Brittany and Santana have been dating for a couple years now and have never tried using a strap-on. One night Santana asks Brittany if she misses being with a guy, her answer leaves Santana thinking.

Just a hug between friends, by furryewokazon: (this is actually deleted, but I have a copy if you are interested):

Santana smiled into the hand on her face… Written before ‘Sexy’ based on vague spoilers for that episode.

Keeping things interesting, by your-street-serenade:

How would Santana react if Brittany walked into the room with the new HeMo’s purple hair?

Let Me Take Care of You, by absedarian.

Santana walked through the quiet hallway of McKinley High School. It was late and the school was empty, as empty as she’d ever seen it. They had finished the mash-up several hours ago, but Santana could still feel the tingling in her fingers where she had slapped Finn.

Loved with Inspiration, by jellymankelly:

“A tiny part of her mind marvels at how effortlessly Brittany can reduce her to a stuttering idiot with little more than a look. The rest of her is busy trying to remember how to breathe. And failing.” M for coarse language and sexual themes. Two-shot.

Making the video!verse, by emmanuelles: those were actually deleted, but I can send them to you if someone is interested.

Making the video:

Catching Santana doing something private puts an idea into Brittany’s head. She secretly works out a brilliant three-step plan and manages to execute it. The story of Santana and Brittany making their own private video.

Ain’t no limit for what love allows:

A story about how Santana and Brittany explore their boundaries in bed, how they want to find out more about themselves and each other. Will it not be enough or will they go too far? Will they cross the line?

Mama Lopez!verse, by jerzeyredhead:

Mama Lopez’ rules:

One-Shot. Mama Lopez comes home early and finds Santana and Brittany in a compromising position. Now she has to give them the house rules of dating. T for some course language and sexual situations.

Conversations with Mama Lopez:

This continues “Mama Lopez’ Rules” – the week Santana is grounded and her mother is working from home. Rated T for mature-ish content and some bad language. Post 3x09. A little bit of Brittany, but mostly Santana and her Mama. This is a happy story!

Mama Lopez’ Valentine’s Day Rules:

Santana is planning her first Valentine’s Day date with Brittany. Mama Lopez tries to help and enforce some rules. Continues the adventures from Conversations with Mama Lopez and Mama Lopez’ Rules. Mostly T, but M for later sexy times. This is happy!

Graduating with Mama Lopez:

Santana and Quinn help Brittany with summer school, so Santana and Brittany can go to New York together. Mama Lopez is, as always, there to help. Mostly T, for swearing, but rated M for sweet lady loving in later chapters. Set after 3x22.

Mediterranean Dreams, by Scarlett’s Tara

“A persistent tickling near her ear nudged her into consciousness. When ignoring it failed, Santana twitched the muscles in one side of her face, reluctant to move her heavily relaxed limbs. The motion created a poorly muffled stream of giggles coming from somewhere above her head”.

Mine, by vontramp:

Canon Brittana one-shot based loosely around the lyrics to “Mine,” by Taylor Swift, thanks to Ryan Murphy’s Twitter leaks (beautiful, painful and so real. This is gold).

Missing You, by StraightShark

“And fuck…just thinking about it makes you horny. You miss her so much it’s driving you crazy. You used to be able to have sex with her whenever you wanted- even during school- to satisfy your sexual desire for HER…but now that you’re separated by what seemed like millions of miles it feels like you can barely control yourself”.

Moments, by ifshepromisedyouheaven

“I helped you paint your face, one half red, one yellow. I kissed you quickly, right on the apple of your cheek. You scrunched your nose, that cute smile that says don’t ever stop kissing me. The hard acrylic paint cracked and left ragged lines down your face. Still as beautiful as ever, years after high school, years after college, months after the birth of our son”.

My girlfriends’ sister’s keeper, by bodybroke:

This will basically just be random cute moments of Brittana/Brittany’s little sister Ashley, because I had a lot of fun writing them in that one, and there isn’t enough Brittany’s sister in fics.

No matter where in the sky, by LeighKelly:

“I used to wish on every shooting star for a future with you, and now that future is here, and I know it’s forever.” Following their first argument after moving in together, Brittany and Santana take a trip outside of the city to look at the stars, and remember just how important they’ll always be to one another. Post Season 5. One Shot.

One in a million paradaise, by LeighKelly:

In the middle of their weeklong vacation at the beach, Brittany is surprised by what Santana has planned for their Fourth of July together. One-shot.

Picking up the pieces, by Ebony-Jayne

Brittany is there for Santana after the disastrous coming out to her Abuela and some of Brittany’s own insecurities pop up in the process…Brittana.

Pizza in Louisville, by Scarlett’s Tara

Cheer practice hardly caused her to break a sweat anymore. Perhaps it was years under the wrath of Sue Sylvester. Or maybe that she had always been one of the top three members of the team and given the most complicated parts of their routines. Or likely the fact that the presence of a certain someone made her more inclined to show off.

Taking the long way!verse, by lingeringlilies.

Taking the long way:

Santana’s journey toward self-acceptance through love, loss, friends, career and family. Contains Glee history through “Original Song.” Rated M for sex.

Me and You and Daisies:

“Maybe ‘happily ever afters’ don’t exist. Maybe they’re fragmented and sprinkled throughout our lives to remind us to keep moving forward. Maybe, if we look from the right angle and maneuver the pieces just so, they become a masterpiece we keep adding to until the day we die.” Future fic, Brittana as mothers. Sequel to “Taking the Long Way,” but can stand independently.

Me and You and Daisies: The DVD Extras

One-shots related to the Lopez-Pierce Family as depicted in “Me and You and Daisies”

Through the Dark

Why would Brittany ever leave Santana after eight solid, happy years together?

Ruby Tuesday

“You gaze down at her as though your heart were growing bigger with every snuffle and jerk of her tiny body. For the first time in a long time, you start to sing.” Oneshot, Me and You and Daisies 'verse.

Nesting

Easter for the Lopez-Pierce family when Caleb is two. MaYaD 'verse.

Yours&Mine

“Mine!” Ruby chirped, reaching her pudgy fist up to grab at the cup of markers on the dining room table”.

The (Second) First Time, by thefooliam: It’s the same way that makes Santana think they’ll be doing stuff like this forever. Spoilers for 3x05 “The First Time”.

The PreBowery!verse, by crammit:

Study Break

Unable to concentrate on the paper she has to write, Brittany decides to see if Santana is up for a study break. – Rated M for smut and language

Meet in the Middle

Taking a break from the diner and from school, Santana and Brittany decide to meet up for a weekend away to reconnect. - Rated M for smut and language

Appetite

Another weekend away finds Brittany’s plans to help Santana with the dishes derailed as Santana comes up with another way for Brittany to thank her for dinner. – Rated M for smut and language

The Shed, by crammit.

“Come on, San. This will be fun. You said you weren’t scared, right?” “Right.” - Rated M for smut and brief bad language

Things we’re all too young to know, by the fooliam: Brittany holds her like she’s a balloon, like she’s a hope that might float away. 5x13 fic.

So close that you eyes close as I fall asleep, by thefooliam: Brittany struggles to get Santana to sleep after Will’s party. Spoilers for 6x06 “What the World Needs Now”. Title from Pablo Neruda’s Love Sonnet XVII.

XO, by crammit: Alone for the night in the loft, Santana’s brooding thoughts manifest themselves in a way she never expected. Rated M for sex and super brief language.

AU

2859!verse, by halfrobotchicken

2859

Santana Lopez is a publicist in New York trying to rein in the biggest ego the city’s ever seen. Brittany Pierce is attempting to create the next big thing in Seattle. They’re 2859 miles apart, but one wrong number just might change everything.

2859: The Merry Miles Edition

Santana and Brittany do Christmas with their families. Three-Shot.

2859: Triple Threat

Brittany and Santana are welcoming a new addition, but Santana isn’t so welcoming of the additional company that comes with it. Five-shot.

A Morning Dedication, titanium22

Santana and Brittany haven’t seen each other in five years. They haven’t even heard each other’s voice. Or that’s what Santana thinks. And one day she makes the wrong, or right, decision to talk about their past on her radio show.

A Second Life!verse, by everdreaming3

A Second Life

There are some people who go through life just existing and not really living. Brittany Pierce was one of those people. She goes through the day to day motions of her life without much hope for the future. That is until she meets a woman that breaks her out of her dull existence and gives her an opportunity for a second life. Brittana AU

I Remember When

A really long one-shot from Santana’s POV reminiscing about her relationship with Brittany. This is related to my story A Second Life, so if you haven’t read that already, I strongly recommend it otherwise this won’t make much sense!

A Second Life-Beautiful

One-shot- takes place after the last chapter of A Second Life, so if you haven’t read that you really should before checking this one out! Brittany and Santana are adjusting to their new roles as mothers, and they share a special night together and with their babies.

A Second Life-Christmas Cheer

One-shot from A Second Life universe. The holidays are approaching, and Brittany and Santana take the twins on a last minute shopping excursion. Only they run into the last person they ever expected to find. A view into the life of the Lopez family.

A Second Life-Terrible Twos

Brittana. One-shot from A Second Life 'verse. Brittany and Santana deal with raising toddlers and managing the stresses in life.

A Second Life-Wedding Bells

Brittana one-shot from A Second Life 'verse. Brittany and Santana celebrate a wedding in their own unique way.

A Second Life-Leaving Lady

Brittana one-shot from A Second Life 'verse. The Lopez family deals with a loss. (I am sorry, don’t be mad at me!)

A Second Life-Elementary Blues

Brittana one-shot from A Second Life universe. The Lopez family negotiates life with two eight-year-olds, and handle a difficult day with the kids.

A Second Life-Troublesome Teens

Brittana one-shot from A Second Life 'verse. The kids are now teenagers and proving to be more than a handful for Brittany and Santana.

A Second Life-Graduation Day

Brittana one-shot from A Second Life universe. Santana and Brittany try to come to terms with their kids becoming adults and growing up so quickly.

As Lovers Go, by ohhheyitsnic

You knew what you were getting yourself into before you even started. But you couldn’t stop yourself, something about those electric eyes, with one look you were a goner. College AU Brittana.

Beautiful Scars, by GleekForHemo

Brittany is a shy 24 year old waitress. A serious accident left part of her body covered in burn scars. She hasn’t been with anyone ever since, what happens when she meets a beautiful brunette at work? AU.

Beginning of Something Amazing, by aeval

In an alternate world, how Brittany and Santana’s relationship progressed.

Best Laid Plans!verse, by crammit

Best Laid Plans

Sometimes missing your dinner reservation isn’t a bad thing. (Rated M for language, smut and the earnest use of an online purchase).

Game Plan

The second round is on Brittany. Literally. (Rated M for language, smut and the earnest use of an online purchase).

Backup Plan

Feeling inspired, Santana wakes Brittany with a proposition she can’t refuse. (Rated M for language, smut and the earnest use of an online purchase).

Blue Eyes, by BrittanaForeverX (WARNING: G!p)

“Oh, calm down, Santana. It’s not going to kill you. We have to move. Your father is being transferred. Now go upstairs and start packing.”

“But – …”

“Go!” My mom shouts back at me.

I run back upstairs, to my room and slam my door. 'God why?!’ I think to myself. 'Everything is going to change again…’

Brittany’ Seduction, by J.Angela (WARNING: G!p)

I was watching embrace of the vampire with Alyssa Milano because I love her and the lesbian photography scene just had me like…. YES! So I typed a Brittana version of it for all of you to enjoy. :D

Clockwork, by gorshenin

“No one believed that she was actually apart of the IT team, hell, she lead the IT Department, but the general consensus was that it was just for show. They thought she was just fed lines to read off to cameras at conventions, but she knew it all by heart. She could do it in her sleep, but all people saw was a pretty face.

Sometimes she believed it too”.

Dirty Dishes, by everdreaming3

Brittana one-shot. Who knew doing the dishes could get so dirty? SMUT! Be forewarned, there is no plot. Rated M for obvious sex and dirty language, and a little bit of domination.

Farm!verse, by LeighKelly&Nic1031

If You Wanna Live the Good Life (You Better Stay Away From the Limelight)

After Santana inherits a rundown farm from her estranged late grandmother, she needs to place to run from a scandal in New York City. When she arrives, it’s most definitely not what she expected. Though she’s not sure whether she’ll stay or go, she hires landscape architect Brittany Pierce to make the land habitable, and finds love in the process.

Forever Can Never Be Long Enough For Me (To Feel Like I’ve Had Long Enough With You)

One year after their first kiss in the rain, Brittany and Santana celebrate the Fourth of July. Little does Santana know, Brittany has a suspense up her sleeve.

Although It’s Been Said Many Times, Many Ways (Merry Christmas To You)

Brittany and Santana celebrate their second Christmas as wives on the farm and learn that their Christmas is going to be a little more special this year.

You Wear White (And I’ll Wear Out the Words “I Love You”)

“Hearing the weather alert, Santana laughs, reaching across the counter, where Brittany stands, eyes fixed on the television in the other room, “Well, Britt, we did want a winter wedding.”

“Not quite what I had in mind…”

You’re Beautiful (Every Little Piece Love)

In the midst of adjusting to married life, Santana helps Brittany confront some personal demons.

It’s Just So Easy (When the Whole World Fits Inside of Your Arms)

On her first major book tour, a pregnant Santana feels the struggle of being away from her wife.

You’ve Really Got a Hold On Me (Baby)

After a long pregnancy, Santana finally gives birth to her first child with Brittany.

I Would Hold You For a Million Years (To Make You Feel My Love)

A little over a year after Jonas is born, Santana and Brittany cope with some personal obstacles, and manage to find some time alone together.

Finding the way back!verse, by LeighKelly

Finding the way back (This. THIS. THIS, OMG, THIS IS FUCKING GOLD!)

Six years have passed since Santana came to New York. Dealing with the aftermath of a terrible event, she is spiraling down a dark road. When Brittany encounters her own tragedy in Lima and finds herself with nowhere else to go, she ends up in New York. Can these two damaged hearts find their way back together? And how much can love overcome? Canon until Guilty Pleasures.

Glee - Rated: M - English – Romance/Drama.

There’s Something about Christmastime

After a long hard year, Santana realizes that as cliche as it sounds, that there’s just something magical about Christmastime, especially when she has her wife and daughter by her side. One-shot set between Finding the Way Back and Beautiful Life.

For One so Small, You Seem so Strong

While her wife sleeps after giving birth to their second child, Brittany holds their newborn and reflects on motherhood, family, and her love for Santana. One shot companion piece to Beautiful Life, Brittany’s Point of View.

She Puts the Color Inside of My World

As Brittany and Santana celebrate their first real Mother’s Day with little Annie and their own mothers, they consider the past, the present and the future of their lives. Annie-verse, takes place during Finding the Way Back.

Little Unexpected Love

“I already love you a lot, and I can’t imagine how much more I’ll love you after you’re born. I told your mom that I really wanted you to be mine, and honestly, I don’t know what that means, but I’ll try, more than anything, to be the best for you.” While Brittany sleeps, Santana talks to the baby growing inside of her. Annie-verse, takes place during Finding the Way Back. One-shot

This Much I Know Is True

Before Brittany can ask Santana the most important question of their lives, there are two very important things she needs to do. Annie-verse one shot, set during Finding the Way Back. Brittany’s POV.

Love Runs Through My Veins

When seven day old Annie needs her first blood transfusion, Santana volunteers to be her donor. In the process, she and Brittany continue to realize the immense strength of the bonds that tie together their brand new family. Annie-verse.

New Beginnings

While so many things begin to fall into place in their lives, Brittany and Santana celebrate Easter with nearly four-year old Annie and their family. One-Shot, Santana’s POV, set just before Beautiful Life.

Give me your hand and I’ll hold it, by my-other-ride-is-your-mum: Brittany really wants to talk to the new girl in her class…but there’s a reason why Santana Lopez can’t hear her talking to her in the hall. AU high school Brittana…deaf Santana…only a little bit angsty and mostly fluffy cuteness. One-shot.

Going to the movies, by kp83

When Santana woke up that morning, she had no idea that she was only a few hours away from meeting the girl of her dreams. Her day started out as most days did.

Ghost Saver, by Lingering Lilies

“Brittany had always seen ghosts. But she’d never met a ghost quite like this girl.” Fluffy Brittana ghost story for Halloween.

I Learned A Little Bit About The Good Stuff, by heyho

“Santana is a chemistry professor and Brittany goes to visit her girlfriend at work, they start to make out and things get a bit heavy. Brittany is already with her shirt off when there’s a knock on the door and Brittany hides under Santana’s desk right before a group of 4 to 6 students enter the lab”.

Imagining Tigers, by titanium22

“All I could think about was Brittany. Her blonde hair, held tight in a high ponytail, her blue eyes, mesmerizing and alluring, her perfect body and long legs, her piercings and her tattoos, wondering what they meant, why she was so guarded and what was her story”.

Innocent!verse, by jellymankelly:

Innocent:

"The first time you meet her, you’re not exactly at your best. In fact, this particular moment in time probably ranks somewhere in your top three worst days ever. Like, ever ever.” M for coarse language and sexual themes. Three-shot.

Innocent: Incident Response Protocol:

“It’d be funny to you how quickly Santana launches herself from the couch and nearly trips over her own feet as she positively sprints for the bathroom, if you weren’t so distracted by how unbelievably turned on you are.” Companion piece to Innocent. M for coarse language and sexual themes. One-shot.

Innocent: Protective Custody:

“You push your joined hands higher until they’re knotted against her lower stomach, grounding her in place even as you work to send her higher and higher. You have her, and you’re not letting go.” Companion piece to Innocent. M for coarse language and sexual themes. One-shot.

Innocent: Means, Motive, and Opportunity:

“Her right tangles in your hair, yanking your head lightly to the side. She starts sucking and nipping at your pulse point furiously, and the thought of her marking you so passionately makes you tighten around her as she fills you” Companion piece to Innocent. M for coarse language and sexual themes. One-shot.

Innocent: Diversionary Tactics:

“'Santana,’ you murmur teasingly. 'If I’m going to have a Super Bowl snack, it should be while I’m learning about the Super Bowl itself, right’” Companion piece to Innocent. M for coarse language and sexual themes. One-shot.

Innocent: Character Witness:

“You let a tiny feeling of self-satisfaction color your love for her. Sure she’s grumpy and stubborn and steals the covers at night, but she’s yours. It’s pretty freakin’ awesome.” Companion piece to Innocent. M for coarse language and sexual themes. Two-shot.

Innocent: Method of Entry:

Her eyes are dark but soft and shining, half covered by her thick, thick lashes. They stare almost as if they can see right through you, and it sends a shiver dancing straight up your spine. The way she’s looking at you right now…it’s very likely the sexiest thing you’ve ever seen in your life. Companion piece to Innocent. M for coarse language and sexual themes. One-shot.

It’s a Gleeful Life, by LoneGambit

“…Like the fact that it’s close to Christmas and instead of spending it in Lima with Brittany like I always have, like I really want to, I’ve blown half the money my mami gave me, to follow my dreams, on clothes and gifts and high tailed it to New York City to avoid all previously partaken Christmas traditions at all costs.

After all, what’s left of traditions if I don’t have the one girl in the world that I’m meant to partake in them with?”

It Was Us Way Before Them, by Mistiec

Santana Lopez is an LA power lesbian, with the world in her hands. She’s so much more than the small town girl who escaped from Lima and told herself she would never look back.

Hanging by a Moment, by Normal-Is-For-The-Boring

Santana was packing her bags hurriedly as she rushed out the door to get to the airport. Since she only had lectures left for the rest of the week she decided to skip out on them and just listen to them online. Her flight was booked a few days earlier than anticipated since she wanted to beat the rush that was bound to happen at the airport, it was Thanksgiving holiday after all. Plus, she also wanted to see Brittany as soon as she could.

Happy New Year, by SecretLifeofWords

AU-ish: Santana travels back to Brittany’s dorm at MIT to celebrate New Year’s Eve with her at a Broadway themed party. It’s a companion piece to “Shining Star” but can stand alone. References to Hummelpezberry friendship and Broadway characters/songs. Part of #HOLYSMU. Enjoy :)

High Frequency Romance, by kp83

Brittany is corporate pilot for Motta Industries and she has developed a crush on an air traffic controller that she talks to on the radio. The only problem with their 'relationship’ is that they have never met in person, but fate might step in and lay a hand in changing that. AU Brittana. Rated M.

Kissing You, by tatyana82

AU- You see, in Santana’s mind, to try and recover from her kind of obsession, the hardest simple thing to do is to stay away from what’s addictive; right now, a kiss from her wife, Brittany, was her hardest simple thing…

Life Changer, by kp83

“She had received a call this morning from her manager saying that she was needed the next day for a final audition for a new mini-series, and if it hadn’t been for a show that she absolutely wanted to be in, she wouldn’t have bothered with the last minute mad-dash to get to New York from Los Angeles”.

Living with Santana Lopez, by Justified12

Brittana are step-sisters. So yeah… just a heads up because that’s a bit risque.

Meant to be, by Lyleerose (WARNING: G!p)

“Brittany is sitting in the hospital bed with sweat dripping from her forehead, pushing as hard as she can. We are awaiting the arrival of our first child”.

Nailed It, by terriblemuriel

“The lights go out and the music ceases and for a moment you are deaf and blind, void of sensation save for the feel of her hand in yours. You’ve screamed yourself hoarse tonight singing along to Come to My Window, and your throat is sore, but when she leans in to place a tender kiss against your neck, the brush of her soft lips soothes you”.

Offense: The Best Defense, by StraightShark

Head cheerleader!Santana and Badass!Brittany have never gotten along, but when Santana’s pride and reputation are on the line she gets a little desperate…and Brittany just happens to be there to help her out. Everything has its consequences though.

Paperwoman, by LoveInTechnicolor

What would you do if you found the girl of your dreams on the way to work one morning only to have her leave before you could even ask for her name? What if you found out that very same girl works in the building across the street and her office is located just a couple of stories below yours?

Part of you, Part of Me!verse, by tatyana82 (WARNING: G!p)

Part of You, Part of Me

AU- Cool water was drying on her frame as she stared at herself in the mirror, naked; her brain searching for answers she knew could only be one. But it couldn’t be possible, could it? Surely, there were more than enough times…- G!p. Adult life.

Saying I love you (properly)

Prompt for the 'Part of You, Part of Me’ G!p AU- The first one was a two time thing, the second one, well, was no exception.

More Than You Know

Prompt for the 'Part of You, Part of Me’ G!p AU- A not so accidental night out at a strip club wasn’t a big deal… for Brittany.

It’s time to begin, isn’t it?

Prompt for the 'Part of You, Part of Me’ G!p AU- And just like that, it dawned on Brittany and Santana that time keeps on ticking and he is just growing up.

Payback is a, by everdreaming3

Brittana one-shot. What follows after the events of 'Dirty Dishes’. There is no plot, just smut! Rated M for sexy times and language, and also some dominance play!

Private Tutoring, by iamabicorn (WARNING: G!p)

“I heard murmurs of farewells to me and the other clients as they rolled up their mats and made their way towards the foyer of the studio to leave. I grabbed my iPod from its dock and slipped it into the small pocket of my gym bag. There was only fifteen minutes until my first private lesson of the day, so I grabbed the bag and headed towards the employees’ locker room to change”.

Recipe for Disaster, by FloatYourBoat21

“Her voice is so raspy and also so familiar. I have no idea what she’s even saying because I’m so enthralled by this seemingly complete stranger. Whatever she’s saying though… I like it”.

Rent my Pussy, by soulpicnic

Lonely? Call 1-800-BSPUSSY.

Santana’s Elf!verse, by kp83

Santana’s Elf

Santana vowed against the Elf on the Shelf. She thought it was a ridiculous concept that she wanted absolutely nothing to do with; but when she is given one against her will, and reluctantly roped into the Christmas tradition, she soon finds that her elf is more than she expected. Christmas Brittana AU. Rated T.

A Very Merry Vacation

Santana and Brittany go on vacation for Christmas. Sequel to Santana’s Elf.

Christmas in July

Unique and unexpected circumstances lead to an impromptu Christmas in July celebration for Brittany and Santana. Brittana one-shot in the Santana’s Elf universe. Sequel to A Very Merry Vacation. Rated T.

Faith, Truth and Christmas Magic

When Brittany and Santana’s daughter comes home from school upset, but is unwilling to tell them why, it is up to them to find out what is bothering her and try to fix it before it threatens to ruin not only Christmas, but also their happy little family. Part of the 'Santana’s Elf’ universe. Sequel to 'Christmas in July’. Rated T.

Service, by Swinging Cloud (WARNING: G!p)

“When she receives her draft letter in the mail, Brittany Pierce thinks her life can’t get worse- until she meets Drill Commander Lopez.” EXTRA-smutty fill for the GKM. Brittana. AU. G!p. FINAL SUMOSMU! D:

Shining Star, by SecretLifeofWords

Santana flies in from NY to spend Christmas with Brittany and her family. Adorableness and other things ensue. Popcorn is spilled. Memories are made. Epic love story prevails. Just the right amount of sweet and spicy to kick off your Holiday Season. #HOLYSMU contribution, Enjoy! :) (Two-shot)

Sirens!verse, by cactusgirl329

Lord Tubbington, Private Eye

Brittany starts a private investigating business with the help of her girlfriend, Santana, and a very reluctant cat. Adventure, mayhem, romance, and hilarity ensue. Brittana. Glee. M.

Sirens

Four years after a horrific string of unsolved murders mysteriously stopped, a new body has been discovered. The police call on the same team of private investigators who almost solved the case last time, but four years can change everything. Brittana. M. Glee. Crime/Mystery/Romance/Action/More!

On The Fifth Day of Christmas

Follows the events of Sirens. Features all main characters from Sirens. Brittany and Santana host a Christmas dinner at their apartment. Major life event for Brittana. Fluff (super fluff). sMut. Brittana. Sirens Verse.

A Sirens Halloween

Sirens!Verse Halloween special featuring major characters from Sirens. It takes place after the events of Sirens. M.

St Patrick Valentine’s Day, by SecretLifeofWords

“Santana stretched in her seat as she shifted for the umpteenth time of the bus ride. The ride from NYC to Boston wasn’t that long, it’s just that she was really anxious to see Brittany after their Valentine’s plans sort of, fizzled. It wasn’t really anyone’s fault, per se, but, it still sucked”.

Stand Clear Of the Closing Doors, Please, by  Swinging Cloud

“Brittany’s made up her mind- she can’t wait, she’s going to take Santana right now- and the look on Santana’s face tells Brittany that she won’t stop her.” Brittana. Subway!sex. SMUTTT. SUMOSMU #2. YAY!

The Bowery!verse, by crammit

Merry Christmas

For Brittany, there’s no better present than waking up to Santana on a snowy morning. – Rated M for smut and language **Part of The Bowery 'Verse**

Perfect

On this New Year’s Eve, Brittany decides to start Santana’s New Year off in a way she might not have ever imagined. - Rated M for smut and language **Part of The Bowery 'Verse**

Stuttering, by Normal-Is-For-The-Boring

Summer Storm

“You chase the sweat from her back with the pad of your thumb, the cadence of her irregular breathing accented by the slow rumbles of thunder outside your open bedroom window”.

The Carnival Switch, by Writtentoberead

“ Santana slowly opened her eyes to the girl next to her. Beautiful dark hair and tan skin met her eyes…wait. That’s definitely not Brittany, but it was definitely one smokin’ hot girl. Santana was in fact looking into the face of…herself. “

The Day Snixx Almost Ruined Christmas!, by slbsp-33

“ Santana looked at their six year old daughter and gave her a huge smile to reassure her that she would wear the hat in their family picture. It had been tradition and Santana was big on tradition. “

The Feelings that Smolder until it’s an Inferno, by kp83

BrittanaCon 2015 fic prompt: Firefighter!Santana and pet storeowner Brittany. Santana is in charge of the station’s Dalmatian. One-shot, rated M.

The Journal, by silverdoe14

AU Brittana. Brittany Pierce is an attorney’s receptionist at a major NY law firm. Santana Lopez is the new, challenging lawyer Brittany has been chosen to work for. Brittany finds a very old journal and begins writing in it to reveal some of the feelings she could never ever tell her new boss. No outside glee characters, crackshipping, etc.

The Only Choice!verse, by crammit

The Only Choice:

When Brittany walked into Santana’s inn all those years ago, neither knew just how much their lives would change. When a dark force from Santana’s past threatens to destroy those she loves, she’ll stop at nothing to protect them. Vampire-AU - Rated M for language, mild violence, and sex.

The Only Choice-Interlude: Feeding.

A late night lesson in the kitchen on the proper way to feed leads Brittany and Santana with the urge to satisfy another kind of hunger. Rated M for smut.

The Only Choice-Interlude: Running

Deciding to test Brittany’s new abilities, Santana challenges her to a race, not counting on how distracting Brittany really can be. Vampire- AU Rated M for brief bad language and sex.

The Only Choice-Interlude: Thoughts

A lesson in mind games quickly turns into a lesson about control. Rated M for smut

The Only Choice-Decade Interlude-Date Night 1925

In anticipation of their upcoming anniversary, Santana and Brittany enjoy a date night but Santana worries that a change in her appearance may derail their plans. Rated M for smut and language.

The Substitute, by PullingSunflowers (WARNING: G!p)

A hot, young Latina is chosen to replace Sue Sylvester as she goes on maternity leave. Not everyone is happy about it but Brittany sure is. G!P Santana and Cheerio Captain Brittany.

The Sweetest!verse, by crammit

The Sweetest Condition:

“Santana.” Your soft voice calls to me and I look up to find you watching me, a thousand emotions playing across your face, all contained in the sweetness of your smile. Your hand grabs mine and together we curve our fingers against the slope of your belly. Our baby. - Rated M for language, smut, and fluff **Part of the Sweetest Universe**

The Sweetest Song:

“You sound so beautiful when you sing to her, you know.” - Rated M for smut and fluff **Part of the Sweetest Universe**

The Sweetest Decision:

“I want to have a baby.” - Rated M for smut, fluff, and the one-time use of a curse word **Part of the Sweetest Universe**

The Sweetest Reservation:

Despite being anxious to leave Ava for her and Santana’s first date night since their daughter was born, Brittany finds a way to channel that anxiety into something better suited for a date with her wife. (side of Faberry) - Rated M for smut, fluff, and the super minor use of a curse word **Part of the Sweetest Universe**

The Sweetest Gift

A Christmas Eve interlude between Brittany and Santana - Rated M for smut and fluff **Part of the Sweetest Universe*

The Sweetest Saturday

“You can sext me any time you want. Just, maybe not when I’m in the middle of an important meeting. Or when I’m standing at the mailbox talking to Mrs. Whitfield across the street.” A Saturday morning at home gets interrupted by work but Brittany figures out a way to make it work in her favor. - Rated M for smut and fluff **Part of the Sweetest Universe**

The Sweetest Candy

After taking Ava trick-or-treating, Brittany and Santana decide to indulge in a little Halloween fun of their own. - Rated M for fluff and smut **Part of the Sweetest Universe**

The Sweetest Sleepover

With Ava out at her first sleepover, Brittany decides to take advantage of the time alone and surprises Santana with her own version of a sleepover. Rated M for smut and fluff **Part of the Sweetest Universe**

The Sweetest Bedtime Story

Taking a deep breath, I take a few moments to enjoy the quiet of the house, the soft static hum of the baby monitor on the dresser the only sound in the room until your voice breaks the silence with a request, “Tell me a story.” - Rated M for fluff and smut **Part of the Sweetest Universe**

The Sweetest Dream

After returning home late from a long day at the office, Santana’s tired mind slips into a dream that feels all too real. – Rated M for sex, mild reference to vampire violence.

The Werewolf and the Witch!verse, by BetTheDuckisInTheHat

The Friendly Werewolf and The Wicked Witch

Brittany and Santana’s children want to go trick or treating for the first time. But the girls weren’t expecting them to want to be just like their moms. Brittana. #DUBSPOOK ONESHOT First story of *The Werewolf and The Witch Verse*

The Werewolf and The Witch: Holiday Edition

The family goes to a new place for this Christmas. How will the Holidays turn out? Brittana. #HOLYSMU *The Werewolf and The Witch Verse*

Luck of the Almost Irish

Brittany is very enthusiastic to celebrate Saint Patrick’s day with the whole family for the first time, but will she get her wish? Brittana. *The Werewolf and The Witch Verse*

Things that go bump in the basement, by mamatots

AU. Santana follows Brittany down into the basement of her grandmother’s old house. What all will happen once they accidentally get locked down there?

This game we spectate, by somethingsdont

Santana takes Brittany to a hockey game.

Vignettes, by orangeyouglad8

Moments and Pieces of a Love Story. A/U-ish. “And just like that time stops and all the breath leaves my body and I am lost in you. I never want to be lost anywhere else.”

What money can’t buy, by Stalpankaka

AU set in New York. After a one night stand goes a little crazy, Santana and Brittany bump into each other again… But life can never just be easy, right?

Worth the Risk, by everdreaming3

Santana Lopez is a hot young talent agent in New York. She has the whole world in front of her, but she is held back by her own insecurities. Brittany Pierce is a woman who gives up her comfortable life to try and follow her passion. When Santana does a favor for a friend, Brittany is thrown into her life and everything turns upside down. Can they risk everything to find happiness?

You Gave me the Word, I finally heard, by LeighKelly (If you haven’t read this yet, GO NOW!)

When Brittany Pierce was seven, a near drowning experience left her profoundly deaf. For twenty-two years, she’s lived in a quiet solitude, her mother’s response to her accident leaving her wary of building relationships. She’s content with her life, her career, her home with her service dog Otis, until she quite literally runs into Santana Lopez…and then everything changes.

You Live, You Learn, You Love, by kp83

At seventeen, the most important things in soon-to-be high school senior Santana Lopez’s life is school, Cheerios, her family and friends, and dreaming up ways to escape her small town. Then one night she meets a girl that needs her help, and in a blink of an eye, everything in her carefree life starts to change. AU Brittana, rated M.

IN-PROGRESS

2859: The Fearsome Foursome

Brittany and Santana attend a very important wedding.

Beautiful Life, by  LeighKelly

Three years after the emotionally tumultuous first year of their marriage (and of their unexpected daughter’s life) Santana and Brittany have realized that with love, anything is possible. Watch as the two of them and their four year old daughter Annie take on their little corner of the world. Sequel to Finding the Way Back, but can be read on it’s own. Santana’s POV, canon to 4x17

Binding Hearts, by GleekForHemo

Sequel to Beautiful Scars. It has been 4 years since Santana and Brittany got married and they are still very much in love. Of course life comes with ups and downs so will they be able to stay strong together when chaos appears to be on the horizon? AU.

Don’t You Dare Look Back, Just Keep Your Eyes On Me, by LeighKelly

In the fall of 1983, while on a date with another woman, semi-closeted banker Santana Lopez meets struggling dancer Brittany Pierce. Though they come from two different worlds, a single dance changes their lives forever.

Healing, by hedonist11

“Santana had to reread the text a couple times to make sure Sam was telling her what she thought he is telling her. Motherfucker didn’t have the decency to call, the least he could do was use the spell check on his phone”.

HellaPrompts, by where'smynaya

A collection of Brittana prompts submitted to me on Tumblr now in one place for your viewing (reading) pleasure!

How I met your mommy, by MissHeatherMichelle

“Santana walks out of the kitchen, and makes her way into her bedroom, carrying a glass or orange juice. She stops abruptly when she sees her closet door opened and things scattered all around, spilling out into her bedroom. She carefully places her glass down on the dresser, and hears giggling coming from inside the closet. She takes a few tentative steps forward, until she can see inside the walk in closet, where she spots a little girl and boy. “What are you guys doing?” Santana asks, kneeling down to their level”.

Leaving Normal, by LeighKelly

In small towns like Roswell, New Mexico, secrets are hard to keep. When Santana Lopez is shot in her father’s diner, and Brittany Pierce saves her life, everything is put at risk, especially the secret Brittany has been hiding for all of her life, that she is most definitely not of this Earth. AU loosely set in the Roswell-verse.

Like We’re Made of Starlight, by LeighKelly

As the oldest in a large family, and her father serving overseas in the second World War, Santana Lopez leaves the city to tend bar in a tiny Fire Island town. Almost immediately, the female captain of a fishing boat catches her eye and calls into question everything she knows about right and wrong, and everything she knows about herself.

Piece by Piece, by LeighKelly

When pediatric surgeon Santana Lopez meets Dr. Brittany Pierce, head of plastic surgery, in the elevator during a blackout at the hospital, she’s immediately hit with a sense of disdain. Little does she know that she’ll be the first person to show her what love looks like, and change her life for good.

Time passes, in love and in seasons, by echoes_of_realities

You were the choice I made before I knew what the other choices were

Summer comes and goes in the quiet moments. It comes and goes in the quiet moments of time passing away from the critical eyes of high school, where they can just be the them that they always are when it’s just Brittany-and-Santana. It comes and goes like a flower unfurling its petals towards the sun in the new beginning of a different sunrise every morning.

Somewhere along the way we must grow up, not perfect, but up and out

Autumn comes and goes in the quiet moments. It comes and goes in the quiet moments of time passing between classes and in secluded hallways, where bravery grows as they fight to protect their love from the clumsy fingers of careless teenagers and smear campaigns and familial rejection. It comes and goes like a golden leaf free falling through the air with its unconscious courage as it leaves everything it knows and throws itself into the unknown for just the chance at love and happiness.

That winter you left me snow-blind

Winter comes and goes in the quiet moments. It comes and goes in the quiet moments of time passing between snowfalls and mistletoe kisses, where they can finally stop holding their breaths and instead bask in the warmth of acceptance despite the winter wind. It comes and goes like lazy Sunday mornings where the alarm clock is a cold nose against skin as snow covers the town in a fresh beginning.

And here’s the link to the files: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1o5sOhyJ0yntsKSh7Zz4EwlKYJbAJ4kJ4

And thanks por the question =D

[josiebelladonna]

Character Chart (Nancy from Watershed)

Character’s full name: Nancy Alice Kensington

Reason or meaning of name: Nancy is a bastardization of Hannah, my name; I’ve always found something lacy and elegant about the name Alice

Character’s nickname: Chris, Matt, and Dominique all refer to her as Nan

Reason for nickname: convenience?

Birth date: November 1, 1965

Physical appearance

Age: 22/23

How old does he/she appear: 18

Weight: 136 pounds

Height: 5′5″

Body build: endomorphic (she a lil chubby girl)

Shape of face: round

Eye color: brown

Glasses or contacts: neither

Skin tone: white-ish

Distinguishing marks: big pouty lips

Predominant features: her eyes

Hair color: black (for some reason, every time I think of her, I picture Brittany Murphy when she had dark hair. Like this)

Type of hair: wavy, almost nappy

Hairstyle: down, sometimes in a ponytail

Voice: clear--when she talks, you listen

Overall attractiveness: 9.7/10

Physical disabilities: none

Usual fashion of dress: dark dresses, lots of lingerie, short punk skirts, heavy dark sweaters (it gets cold in Seattle kiddos)

Favorite outfit: a little black dress

Jewelry or accessories: a black onyx friendship bracelet Dominique gave her, a blood red ring Chris gave her when they turned serious

Personality

Good personality traits: artistic, intelligent, will take secrets to the grave if she must, protective of Chris

Bad personality traits: morbid, resting bitch face to a T, Joey at one point has a theory she might be trying to seduce him and then steal his coffee

Mood character is most often in: proud

Sense of humor: dark

Character’s greatest joy in life: attending art school and meeting Chris

Character’s greatest fear: Chris’ ex getting between them

Why? She was... kind of nuts

What single event would most throw this character’s life into complete turmoil? See above

Character is most at ease when: she’s lounging around in her underwear or when she’s drawing (sometimes both)

Most ill at ease when: she’s with Chris

Enraged when: [spoiler]

Depressed or sad when: [spoiler]

Priorities: doing well in school and finding a better living space for herself and Chris

Life philosophy: “one day at a time”

If granted one wish, it would be: a nicer apartment overlooking Lake Washington

Why? ‘cause that’s the real nice part of town

Character’s soft spot: Chris

Is this soft spot obvious to others? ahahahahahaha

Greatest strength: will take secrets to the grave

Greatest vulnerability or weakness: she once shattered her knee cap and it never properly healed

Biggest regret: hastily moving into the place she and Chris live in atm

Minor regret: shelling out $400 for said apartment

Biggest accomplishment: getting a full ride into art school woo hoo!!

Minor accomplishment: getting serious with Chris

Past failures she would be embarrassed to have people know about: [spoiler]

Why? 🤫

Character’s darkest secret: I ain’t telling you

Does anyone else know? Chris and Dominique

Goals Drives and motivations: to be the best artist in her field, to have a better life with her boyfriend

Immediate goals: make a little money

Long term goals: see above about finding a nicer place

How the character plans to accomplish these goals: you know the whole thing about working hard and whatnot

How other characters will be affected: she and Chris can live in peace, away from the drugs and the monsters in the closet

Past Hometown: Camarillo, California and also Sacramento, California

Type of childhood: lonely but she found solace in art

Pets: a calico named Sadie and a Jack Russell terrier named Seraphim

First memory: picking up a set of crayons

Most important childhood memory: setting foot in her first art fair at age 8

Childhood hero: Frida Kahlo, Grace Slick, and Twiggy

Dream job: famous artist

Education: currently at Pratt Fine Arts Center (took her long enough to get into it, too, holy hell)

Religion: agnostic

Finances: okay, could be better

Present

Current location: Seattle, Washington

Currently living with: Chris

Family

Mother: Katherine Kensington (née: Morrison) | Relationship with her: v close

Father: Ed Kensington | Relationship with him: also v close

Siblings: Nina and Nick Kensington | Relationship with them: hit and miss. We see Nina all of thrice throughout the story, but Nick plays a minor role shhhh

Spouse: none

Children: none

Other important family members: she talks about her grandparents and something that happened to them I’d rather not spill

Favorites

Color: purple, red, and black

Least favorite color: brown

Music: psychedelic rock and punk (at one point, she talks about hanging out with a boy named Hunter who introduces her to the Ramones)

Food: mac and cheese

Literature: The Picture of Dorian Grey

Form of entertainment: arting

Mode of transportation: her scooter or Chris’ truck

Most prized possession: her ring and her friendship bracelet

Habits

Hobbies: collecting music and rocks

Plays a musical instrument? She sings and plays mandolin (last night after dinner, I wrote a headcanon that Chris called her up in the summer of 2014 to rekindle things between them, and thus she’s the mandolin player on Nearly Forgot My Broken Heart and she helped write the bridge of Murderer of Blue Skies; inspiration brought to you by the work of templeoftheslavegarden)

Plays a sport? Field hockey (and that’s how she and Joey bond with each other)

How he/she would spend a rainy day: painting

Spending habits: quite frugal, more so than Maya

Smokes: other than pot? Nah

Drinks: nope

Other drugs: nope

What does he/she do too much of? Sketching

What does he/she do too little of? Smiling

Extremely skilled at: making art

Extremely unskilled at: keeping emotions under wraps in hard times

Nervous tics: twirls a strand of hair around her finger or runs her fingers through her hair

Usual body posture: upright, with her chest pointed out a bit

Mannerisms: see Joey’s note that it feels like she’s seducing you

Peculiarities: see Joey’s note that it also feels like she might steal your coffee

Traits

Optimist or pessimist? Optimist

Introvert or extrovert? Extrovert

Daredevil or cautious? Daredevil

Logical or emotional? Emotional

Disorderly and messy or methodical and neat? Messy (when we get to the part with her and Chris, Joey describes their place as like a thrift shop)

Prefers working or relaxing? Relaxing

Confident or unsure of himself/herself? A bit of both

Animal lover? Oh yes

Self-perception

How he/she feels about himself/herself: she’s sexy and she fucking knows it, bitch!

One word the character would use to describe self: deep

One paragraph description of how the character would describe self: I’ve been making art since I could pick up a pencil. I love my parents and my brother and my sister and my best friend and my boyfriend, and I will go to great lengths to protect them. I have a bum knee but I don’t let it stop me. I wear my own colors and if you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

What does the character consider his/her best personality trait? Her heart

What does the character consider his/her worst personality trait? The fact she has a tendency to shoot herself in the foot and be a little paranoid at times

What does the character consider his/her best physical characteristic? Her breasts

What does the character consider his/her worst physical characteristic? Her feet

How does the character think others perceive him/her: that she’s hot stuff

What would the character most like to change about himself/herself: do something about that damn knee

Relationships with others

Opinion of other people in general: Chris and Dominique are both the light of her life. Her parents and her siblings are everything. Joey is adorable and just the cutest guy. Lars is so sweet but he needs to take a chill pill once in a while.

Does the character hide his/her true opinions and emotions from others? Sometimes

Person character most hates: no one

Best friend(s): Dominique

Love interest(s): Chris

Person character goes to for advice: her mother

Person character feels responsible for or takes care of: herself

Person character feels shy or awkward around: Lars

Person character openly admires: Joey

Person character secretly admires: Matt

Most important person in character’s life before story starts: Chris

After story starts: the whole cast

[movies-with-mari]

Clueless (1995)

I found myself watching clueless and I must say I don’t really understand the premise of the whole thing. I mean the movie itself is funny and I really like the cast, but there is no major plot. Plus, the love interest includes Cher a high school girl that is pretty clueless (hence the title) and Josh, an older college boy who happens to be her ex-stepbrother which sets off red flags alone. I guess one can make the argument that they are not really siblings and even the marriage between his mom and her dad was short lived. Josh seems to be more of an apprentice of her dad.

I was pleasantly pleased that they decided to cast a young Paul Rudd for the position for Josh, because let’s be honest- Paul is a hottie for today’s standards and you add that personality and wit – he is the complete package. However back to my main point, the movie lacks conviction. I will say I am appreciative it doesn’t fall under one of the 90’s clichés.

I like how Cher and Dion take on befriending the different new girl, but I must say I’m not a fan of the way they try to change her as a person all together I mean c’mon Cher your really going to pressure her to date the kind of guys you find acceptable (by the way the guy you picked for her was a total jerk). Please don’t even get me started with how Cher made her work out and read books about unhealthy diet culture. BOO!

What Cher lacks in she sure makes up for it in compassion for others. The writers play it off like she is an ungrateful spoiled little girl, but deep down she cares about people and her skills go way beyond shopping and looking cute.

Also, Tai is such a sweet soul and I really do like her and her funky spirit. It really is tragic about the actress that plays her Brittany Murphy. God rest her soul, she seemed like such a damaged girl. You could see it in the eyes, but I love the way she radiated in this film, you know before she dropped the weight and bleached her hair. I like her like this.

One thing I don’t understand is that Cher doesn’t seem to figure out she has romantic feelings for Josh because truthfully, I don’t think she looks at him in that way, but when Tai begins to announce her interest in him, she suddenly has a problem with it. I think it was jealousy, not a romantic way but more so I have the feeling that Cher felt like Tai was taking over her life. After the incident at the mall, she (Tai) begins to act harsh and uptight. All the attention once aimed at Cher was now on Tai, so when Josh gave her the time of day, I think that really hit the nail on the coffin for Cher. Josh is always there for Cher, and he obviously likes her, I think he’s always had a little bit of a crush on her, but the relationship he had with her father got in the way.

Which by the way, Its’ hilariously obvious that Cher’s father is in on the set up of Josh and Cher, it’s almost like he was the puppet master of the entire ensemble. Cher’s father plays a very interesting role, and I must say there is something rather admirable about the way Cher looks out for her father like the way she takes care of him, making sure he eats healthy and takes care of himself physically which may have to do with her taking on the role because her mother died shortly after Cher was born.

Overall I would watch it again and even recommend it to a friend but I will advise them that I like the movie but in the same sense of liking trash TV. What movie should I do next?

[thebeautifulbrittanymurphy]

[shorthairheaven]

Brittany Murphy and Drew Barrymore

[brittmurph]

[miasswier]

miasswier’s ultimate glee ranking: 90

90: Promasaurus 

Written by: Ryan Murphy Directed by: Eric Stoltz

Overall Thoughts: Welcome to part one of five of the Rachel Berry Pity Party Extravaganza! Literally 80% of this episode is Rachel feeling sorry for herself and forcing everyone else to feel sorry for her too, even though we literally all know she’s going to get into NYADA anyway so why the fuck are you making us suffer through this. There’s a couple of surface stories that could have been interesting, but were dropped, and a few cute scenes, but for the most part this episode is just boring and obnoxious.

What I Like:

I like that we got a little bit of insight into why Blaine wears hair gel, but I mean, I would have loved to get more. It feels like they just scratched the surface of it, which sucks.

When Mike and Tina arrive at prom and Mike is like “I actually really love dinosaurs”

Santana calling Rachel out on her bullshit in front of the entire choir room (even though it’s later ruined by her and Quinn making Rachel prom queen)

Quinn winning prom queen (officially). Personally, seeing Quinn say she won felt far more satisfying than watching Rachel win because Quinn and Santana felt sorry for her.

You know what else was more satisfying? When Puck crowns Becky queen of the anti-prom.

Honestly, Puck in general is really sweet in this episode, and I so wish we’d gotten more interactions between him and Becky because they’re freaking hilarious.

The couple of Klaine scenes we get.

The short little Samcedes scene. I’m also glad we got to see what happened to Shane. I’m glad that he’s happy. He deserves it.

The scene between Quinn and Rachel. Though, again, kind of ruined by Rachel winning prom queen.

“Quinn, stop making out with Berry and get in here”

What I Don’t Like:

Every single aspect of Rachel’s story in this episode is obnoxious as fuck and so unnecessary. Listen, even when this first aired everybody and their mother knew Rachel was going to get into NYADA because SURPRISE Rachel always gets what she wants! So forcing us to watch five fucking episodes where Rachel throws a pity party over it is so goddamn stupid.

Rachel winning prom queen. It was so unnecessary, and just makes my eyes roll every time. It figures that the only time a glee member wins without it being an act of bullying is Rachel. It should have been Quinn. It felt right that it was Quinn. I hate this show.

Brittany is just straight up mean in this episode. The way she basically ruins everything the prom committee has been working on for months because she has a whim is awful, and then she tells them they should be in jail, but they’re bullying her by saying dinosaurs isn’t a good theme. Oh, and then she tells Blaine she’s banning hair gel because “I don’t like the way you look” like WHAT. She literally banned hair gel so that Blaine couldn’t wear it. That’s it, that’s the whole reason. Also, her excuse that it wasn’t invented in the stone ages is so flimsy, Glee, like are you trying to tell me that every other person in that prom didn’t have a gallon of hair spray in their hair? Do you think that was around in the stone ages? Give me a break.

Finn is so… holy fuck. The way he treats Quinn in this episode is absolutely inexcusable. First of all, she just started being able to walk, so even her desire to walk onto the stage and get her crown is unrealistic. She can barely stand in one place. The fact that Finn is acting like she lied to everyone when this obviously just happened is so ridiculous. Then, he literally assaults her and tries to physically remove her from her wheelchair, but it’s supposed to be okay because he’s doing it for the woman he loves? RACHEL DIDN’T ASK HIM TO DO THAT. In fact, she goes and apologizes to Quinn for being immature about her and Finn’s campaign, which was really big of her. As much as it annoys me that Rachel won prom queen, it annoys me even more that Finn won prom king after this episode, because Jesus Christ.

Songs:

Big Girls Don’t Cry: I’m not that big of a fan of this song, especially since they cut the best part out of the episode.

Dinosaur: Whose idea was it to do this?

Love You Like a Love Song: I don’t mind this song, but I find it a bit of an odd choice for prom? Like, it’s not really a dance-y song? I don’t know.

What Makes You Beautiful: This is one of those songs that I’m like eh, whatever, I won’t skip it if it comes on iTunes but it also isn’t something I’m ever like “dang I gotta listen to this song right now”

Take My Breath Away: A sweet and emotional song to end the episode with!

Final Thoughts: Ugh. This episode is so… ugh. I don’t really know what else to say. It has a few cute moments, but for the most part it’s just… ugh. It’s too bad, considering how amazing season two’s prom episode was.

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