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SMAUG IS BENDOVER CUMSNATCHER
SMAUG IS BENDOVER CUMSNATCHER
SMAUG IS BENDOVER CUMSNATCHER
Lord of the Rings but I've never watched it
*slides into the post with a creepy smile* hello maggots it's me back again doing what Satan put me on this green earth to do, summarise things I have no authority to summarise.
I kind of read the Hobbit when I was like 9 or 10? And I may have seen a scene or two from the movie(s)? But that's it. So of course let's hear my hot take on the series.
The elves are hot. Like really hot. They are fucking pretty. Everyone is such a slut for them.
Now I hear some of you lil shits saying no asmi actually i'm a hobbit person no actually i prefer the dwarves and one motherfucker who says actually i'm a gollum kinnie and I'M PREEMPTING THAT BY CORRECTING POINT ONE. MOST PEOPLE ARE SUCH A SLUT FOR THE ELVES. DON'T MAKE MY POST WEIRD.
Oh yeah Gollum was a hobbit but now he's married to a ring and he calls it my precious.
I think he's also a cannibal. Not to indulge in profiling, but he looks the type.
There are like horsepeople of the apocalypse except they're just horsepeople of Smaug and they're like scary. I think their music theme/call is very cool. I do not remember.
Who is Smaug? Smaug is Bendover Cumsnatcher.
On reflection, the horsepeople might be of Sauron, not Smaug.
Who is Sauron? Idk but it's his ring and he has an eye.
Martin Freeman is the hobbit named Bilbo and he had to shave his legs for the fake legs so he has shaved legs in one Sherlock episode.
There's an old dude named Gandalf. He wears robes and says mysterious shit. He has a wand/staff and a possibly homoerotic history with the villain. He has white/grey hair and a long beard. He's the main character's mentor sometimes.
No, what do you mean R**ling's Dumblewhore is a ripoff of that? I see no similarities at all.
He's grey and then he dies and gets whitewashed by the narrative.
Frodo is played by that one actor that reminds me of Aamir Khan.
Frodo is like Freeman's nephew or something. He has a bestie named Sam. They take the ring somewhere to destroy it.
It could be Mount Doom. It could be not. It is in New Zealand. Idk.
The pretty elves live in Rivendell. I've studied to Rivendell ambience before.
The hobbits like comfort and they eat second breakfast and elevensies. I stan.
Thorin is dwarf. He's the king of something.
I had a Hobbit activity book when I was a kid. It was very cool. The riddles were fun.
Galadriel is an elf and they just made some kind of backstory series with her and ruined her character which seems on brand for modern cinema.
There's some kind of book called the Silmirallion or Similarlion or Smillylirryon IDK IT HAS A SI, L, M, A, R AND ON.
Uhhhhh that's all I've got. I am open to being educated, even though I clearly know everything about this.
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@zay-does-things All of the humorous variations of Benedict Cumberbatch’s name from the opening credits:
Bunderplunder Cunderdunder
Babadook Cameltoe
Benadryl Hairysnatch
Bulbasaur Camouflage
Beneficial Cucumberpatch
Britishguy Sillyname
Bumblebee Dumbledore
Bubbletrumps Baggageclaim
Blunderbuss Cumonherback
Buildabear Camelot
Buttercup Candycrush
Bengaltiger Cameraphone
Hubert Cumberdale
Openmouth Downthehatch
Bandicoot Custardbath
Battlefield Counterstrike
Crinklecut Bubblebutt
Peppermint Scoobysnack
Wimbledon Tennismatch
Easteregg Sneakycatch
Burlington Crackerjack
Bigboy Carrotstick
Finalname Yeahthatsit
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The many different ways I’ve seen people spell Benedict Cumberbatch:
Bernendict Cumbingbatch
Benadryl cumquat
Beautiful Carbonara
Benefit Cosmetics
Bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm
Bibledude Comingback
Bubblenut cutiepie
Bannanadick cucumberbitch
Bariumoxyd Calciumsulfat
Batrachotomus kupferzellensis
Benedict Cookiebatch
Babadook Canterbury
Bendysnips Cabbagepatch
Bend-and-snap Cucumbatch
Badgersticks Carriagematch
Bonedump Crucklepack
Benedong Cucumber
Brendict Cromplepork
Blasted Cummerbund
Benedict Townsend
Benefits coordination
Bernadyl cabbagepatch
Barnabus Wizardcock
Smibblesworth Clambercock
Benefactor Cobblestone
Peppermint Cummysnatch
Hubert Cumberdale
Benadryl Cumbersome
Cumbentbert Snapersnatch
Bend-a-dick Cum-a-ban
Blended cucumber
Bandersnatch Koolaidpack
Brandybuck Crackerjack
Fragglerock Crackerdong
Buckingham Bumpersplat
Benjamin Crimpysnitch
Burlington Cockletit
Billiardball Candlestick
Butterfree Crumplesnap
Blasphemy Charizard
Broccoli Coddleswort
Whippersnatch Chickenstrips
Honkeytonk Creamsicle
Rinkydink Carrotstick
Bonaparte Curdlesnoot
Bendybobert Cackleboob
Bendyboot Coffeecup
Snickerdoodle Coodlepoot
Boilerdang Crimpysnitch
Bendynoodle Crumperbunts
Bondoodle cucumbersnatch
Buttercup Cabbagepatch
Benefit cummerbund
Benghazi Crummystick
Boondoggle Crackersmack
Brandyleg Crumpetpants
Benedict Cabbagepatch
Bjornguyson Cryspysack
Bourgeoisie Crimplecrack
Popecomb penguinbatshh
Wimbledon Tennismatch
Benedict Thundercrunch
Bendypole Cabbagepatch
Beekeeper candystore
Bendystraw cucumber
Butterscotch cornstarch
Beanpole cabbagehats
Windowsill tennisrack
Bebeheiwh cueiejdnd
Laryngitis Cucumbersmack
Bennable Cabbagepatch
Benesicy ximnernayxj
Bed addict lumber crash
Beekeeping cucumberman
Benedict cumbersomelastname
Benadryl Cabbagepatch
Benedict sour patch
Blueberry cucumberbutt
Beneficiary cucumbersnatch
Boredom closeted
Benadryl cucumber
Bendydick crumblebitch
Bandersnatch cummerbund
Beanbag cukapoo
Banana cümslut
Bennedict Cabbagepatch
Bevermind chumppies
Bendyball cummingback
Snickerdoodle Chittybangbang
Snophoppple Chumpser
Bandaid crumblynut
SuperMango CrumblyButt
Bendydick Cumberpatch
Bangny crumblesnoot
Bumblebee Croissant
Banana Coconut
Bartholomew Candycrush
Blenderbob wafflenose
Benedict Cumberbitch
Spongebob Squarepants
Buford Crankgameplays
Belly Cringle
Bonkyhort Cutiebrunch
Brocklehurst Cummulonimbus
Babbledon brickbunch
Bumblebee cinnamonbun
Broccoli cucumber
Butternut Crinklefries
Butterscotch Candycorn
Blueberry pumpkinpatch
Bramblestick Snickerssnatch
Bundleup Catchyourdeath
Blacktieand Cumberbund
Benedict Cucumberbatch
Mr Cabbagewank
Bodysnatch Cummerbund
Buffalo Custardbath
Benedrill Cucumberpatchsnatch
Buttermilk cabbagepatch
Benedict Cumberpatch
Bendystraw Cadillac
Birdfeeder CocaCola
Benedictine cumbersome
Bendydick cumtoofast
Bouncycat Cucumberpencil
Beverage Cuticle
Beneficial Cabinetry
Berniesandert cherryripe
Borinsob carrotstick
Banister cumblebench
Multigrain Batch Loaf
Benedettini Cabinetry
Congleton Sandbach
Breezewood Cumberland
Crabmeat Benedict
Bumblebee conservation trust
Blueberry pumpkin patch
Bendybutt Cannotkrump
Burntisland Cowdenbeath
Benefits of Cucumber
Baked Camembert
Jubberwacky Bandersnatch
Bidet Cankersore
Cadbury Pringle Batch
Pickling cucumber
Bendick‘s Mint Collection
Buttercup Cumbersnatch
Benadryl computerglitch
Brendadirk Cramplescrunch
Butternut Cramplebamp
Beetledwip cumbersnitch
Buffalo Custardbatch
Bandicoot Crumblecake
Baseballhat cozycouch
Benkeyhue Cucumberman
Bumblebee cockpitscatch
Bumblodore cucumberbitch
Brenadool Curtleton
Branmuffin cucumbercrutch
Benadryl cumberbunch
Britishguy Sillyname
Beaniebag Cabbagepatch
Boilerdang crimpysnitch
Whenpicnic remembersnacks
Brandy yummysnack
Further additions are welcome
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Can we take some of the energy we put into Britishguy sillyname's name and redirect it to Alexander the pretty alright?
Like think of all the possibilities with Alexander the slightly murderous. Itd be amazing
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holy shit its britishguy sillyname
welp
based off this post
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#Dream#dreamnotfound#dnf#georgenotfound#sketch#fastsketch#minecraft#art#fanart#dreamwastaken#speedrunner#britishguy#youtube#youtubers#mana_ra#Quence
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#FavoGuys © 👦 Ashley Robert ➡ @ashscrivens 💬 #BritishBoy #britishguy #beardedguy #beardlifestyle ℹ Also follow @FavoBoys (at Birmingham, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-cP4BKAmlQ/?igshid=1bwqv56k9nmyd
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Is it Tuesday? Nope. Its Friday, Freddie. 😉 #FreddieTheFreeloader #MilesDavis Takes me back to the Kevin Neifer Combo I played in just years back. Just a fun little sample of it. #jazz #bass #guitar #britishguy 🤣 #fun #tgif #happyfriday #fridayfeeling #jazzstandard #yyjmusic #yyjarts #victoriabc #vancouverisland #canadianmusician #groove #fretlessbass (at Victoria, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7JoA4jF4ke/?igshid=agyodcbviads
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The Introvert's Guide to Speed Dating (The Introvert's Guide #2) by Emma Hart
The Introvert’s Guide to Speed Dating (The Introvert’s Guide #2) by Emma Hart
My current read .. I’m almost finish… Book Review: ***Spoilers This book was good I liked it not much I can say about this book. I assumed that Oliver was going to end up staying and London was going to end up giving Oliver a chance. Especially when Leo liked him a lot and already assumed that his mom and Ollie was dating because he asked twice. Once time to London and one time to Oliver. They…
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Babe 😍💖😍💖
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❤️Love this pic of me with @ladyvictoriahervey - popped up in our memories on @instagram from three years ago!! When she was modeling in @juliaclancey @losangeles #runwayshows ❤️ #runwaymodel #catwalk #catwalkshow #fashionmodel #britishgirl #britishguy @trivago #trivago #lifeattrivago #trivagoguy #likeforlikes #fashioncrowd #loveit #like4likes #likeforlikeback 🙏🏻😎 https://www.instagram.com/p/B3oKAnFlF0f/?igshid=10gyh04e8ymkv
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Oh my god hi kris it's ashton britishguy off discord I did not know u were on tumblr 👍
HELP HELP HI ASHTON tumblr is like. the only social i enjoy using IM SURPRISED YOU DIDNT KNOW hello friend...
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Just told my mother about this. Her response: 😳 "is that even legal???" 😂 #Repost @neero17 with @make_repost ・・・ Anarchy Rules will not save you. At Christmas Carnage, the Puppet King is the next to fall. Your puppets will not be by your side. The strings you hold will be severed. You will be purged. ----------------------------------- #longhair #tattoos #piercings #facialhair #selfie #selfshots #tattooedguys #piercedguys #guyswithink #guyswithtattoos #guyswithpiercings #guyswithstretchers #britishguys #bodymodification #alternative #alternativeguy #alternativestyle #isleofwight #guyswithlonghair #guyswithbeards #indiewrestling #opw #outcastprowrestling #Britishindiewrestling https://www.instagram.com/p/CWWaOzzIxE8/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Adam Ant. 😊💞🐜💝📷🎶 #AdamAnt #Dandy #Highwayman #Handsome #PrinceCharming #PirateLook #80s #1980s #80sMusic #AntMusic #PostPunk #GlamPop #AlternativeRock #PopMusic #RockMusic #PopRock #NewWave #London #NewRomantic #BritishGuy #English #BritishMusic #80sHair #80sFashion #1980s #80sMusic #WeLoveAdamAnt
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