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[painted-mind]

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[shrimpscream]

The many different ways I’ve seen people spell Benedict Cumberbatch:

Bernendict Cumbingbatch

Benadryl cumquat

Beautiful Carbonara

Benefit Cosmetics

Bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm

Bibledude Comingback

Bubblenut cutiepie

Bannanadick cucumberbitch

Bariumoxyd Calciumsulfat

Batrachotomus kupferzellensis

Benedict Cookiebatch

Babadook Canterbury

Bendysnips Cabbagepatch

Bend-and-snap Cucumbatch

Badgersticks Carriagematch

Bonedump Crucklepack

Benedong Cucumber

Brendict Cromplepork

Blasted Cummerbund

Benedict Townsend

Benefits coordination

Bernadyl cabbagepatch

Barnabus Wizardcock

Smibblesworth Clambercock

Benefactor Cobblestone

Peppermint Cummysnatch

Hubert Cumberdale

Benadryl Cumbersome

Cumbentbert Snapersnatch

Bend-a-dick Cum-a-ban

Blended cucumber

Bandersnatch Koolaidpack

Brandybuck Crackerjack

Fragglerock Crackerdong

Buckingham Bumpersplat

Benjamin Crimpysnitch

Burlington Cockletit

Billiardball Candlestick

Butterfree Crumplesnap

Blasphemy Charizard

Broccoli Coddleswort

Whippersnatch Chickenstrips

Honkeytonk Creamsicle

Rinkydink Carrotstick

Bonaparte Curdlesnoot

Bendybobert Cackleboob

Bendyboot Coffeecup

Snickerdoodle Coodlepoot

Boilerdang Crimpysnitch

Bendynoodle Crumperbunts

Bondoodle cucumbersnatch

Buttercup Cabbagepatch

Benefit cummerbund

Benghazi Crummystick

Boondoggle Crackersmack

Brandyleg Crumpetpants

Benedict Cabbagepatch

Bjornguyson Cryspysack

Bourgeoisie Crimplecrack

Popecomb penguinbatshh

Wimbledon Tennismatch

Benedict Thundercrunch

Bendypole Cabbagepatch

Beekeeper candystore

Bendystraw cucumber

Butterscotch cornstarch

Beanpole cabbagehats

Windowsill tennisrack

Bebeheiwh cueiejdnd

Laryngitis Cucumbersmack

Bennable Cabbagepatch

Benesicy ximnernayxj

Bed addict lumber crash

Beekeeping cucumberman

Benedict cumbersomelastname

Benadryl Cabbagepatch

Benedict sour patch

Blueberry cucumberbutt

Beneficiary cucumbersnatch

Boredom closeted

Benadryl cucumber

Bendydick crumblebitch

Bandersnatch cummerbund

Beanbag cukapoo

Banana cümslut

Bennedict Cabbagepatch

Bevermind chumppies

Bendyball cummingback

Snickerdoodle Chittybangbang

Snophoppple Chumpser

Bandaid crumblynut

SuperMango CrumblyButt

Bendydick Cumberpatch

Bangny crumblesnoot

Bumblebee Croissant

Banana Coconut

Bartholomew Candycrush

Blenderbob wafflenose

Benedict Cumberbitch

Spongebob Squarepants

Buford Crankgameplays

Belly Cringle

Bonkyhort Cutiebrunch

Brocklehurst Cummulonimbus

Babbledon brickbunch

Bumblebee cinnamonbun

Broccoli cucumber

Butternut Crinklefries

Butterscotch Candycorn

Blueberry pumpkinpatch

Bramblestick Snickerssnatch

Bundleup Catchyourdeath

Blacktieand Cumberbund

Benedict Cucumberbatch

Mr Cabbagewank

Bodysnatch Cummerbund

Buffalo Custardbath

Benedrill Cucumberpatchsnatch

Buttermilk cabbagepatch

Benedict Cumberpatch

Bendystraw Cadillac

Birdfeeder CocaCola

Benedictine cumbersome

Bendydick cumtoofast

Bouncycat Cucumberpencil

Beverage Cuticle

Beneficial Cabinetry

Berniesandert cherryripe

Borinsob carrotstick

Banister cumblebench

Multigrain Batch Loaf

Benedettini Cabinetry

Congleton Sandbach

Breezewood Cumberland

Crabmeat Benedict

Bumblebee conservation trust

Blueberry pumpkin patch

Bendybutt Cannotkrump

Burntisland Cowdenbeath

Benefits of Cucumber

Baked Camembert

Jubberwacky Bandersnatch

Bidet Cankersore

Cadbury Pringle Batch

Pickling cucumber

Bendick‘s Mint Collection

Buttercup Cumbersnatch

Benadryl computerglitch

Brendadirk Cramplescrunch

Butternut Cramplebamp

Beetledwip cumbersnitch

Buffalo Custardbatch

Bandicoot Crumblecake

Baseballhat cozycouch

Benkeyhue Cucumberman

Bumblebee cockpitscatch

Bumblodore cucumberbitch

Brenadool Curtleton

Branmuffin cucumbercrutch

Benadryl cumberbunch

Britishguy Sillyname

Beaniebag Cabbagepatch

Boilerdang crimpysnitch

Whenpicnic remembersnacks

Brandy yummysnack

Further additions are welcome

[zakamo20]

Can we take some of the energy we put into Britishguy sillyname's name and redirect it to Alexander the pretty alright?

Like think of all the possibilities with Alexander the slightly murderous. Itd be amazing

[clockwork-reads]

Brief Book Reviews #6

Starting off the year strong. Let’s get down to business.

#1 Tabitha Carvan, This Is Not a Book About Benedict Cumberbatch

The TL;DR version of this review is read this book I beg of you. The long version is as such: Carvan touches on a lot of very good points during her journey to accepting that she, a middle aged mother of two, is allowed to like things, while combating the shame she felt growing up in the eighties when being shamed out of male-dominated fan spaces because of the disgust around girls liking anything (insert rolling eyes emoji), and unlearning the “not like other girls” mindset when in fan spaces, all while coming to accept that her fangirling over a British actor with a weird name is a normal thing. I read out parts of it to my mother, and she and I ended up having very interesting discussions over those parts. She’s in her sixties and has been teaching for some thirty odd years, and she feels a lot of what the author has felt in her lifetime. I’m (about) half of Carvan’s age, and I can relate: I pointed to paragraphs frantically while saying “THIS. 100% THIS.” because I had lived these experiences in my own way, seen them happen to friends and loved ones. Yes, even the part about falling in love with Britishguy Strangename. To get personal, I too, was caught up in the Cumbermania of 2012-14, during a time where things were kinda rough for seventeen year old me. I needed a Prince Charming, and Mr Tall And Cheekboned was right there. He was my Prince Charming, even if I knew we’d never meet face-to-face or take me as his secret teenage lover. And sometimes, that’s what you need. 

The message I took away was one I’ve been telling myself for years, but was nice to hear from some total stranger who wrote a book: You’re allowed to like things. 100% read this book, and if it’s on your TBR, bump it up a few spots. 

#2 Chloe Hayden, Different Not Less

I’m so happy I picked this up. If you’re not living under a rock and you’ve watched Heartbreak High on Netflix (awesome Aussie drama, 100% worth it), then you’ll recognise Chloe Hayden as the actress who plays Quinni, who is the best autistic representation I’ve ever seen in recent history. Hayden herself is an AuDHD woman, and Different Not Less goes into her experiences growing up. And, oof. I’ve been there. I won’t go into it, but if you’re autistic/have adhd, you’ll be able to relate, too. 

On top of being a bit of a memoir, the book also goes into how to help neurodivergent kids and adults when they’re having meltdowns/shutdowns, how to identify when you’re going into one, ways of stimming that are helpful, how to handle life as an autistic adult (it sucks, I speak from experience), and how it’s important to use your voice to demand accessibility and inclusion. Also I like how Hayden mentions that she is legally allowed to hunt down “autism moms” for sport, because she’s right. People like that are utter scum. Seriously, if you’re ND, or a parent/guardian/carer of an ND person/child, please pick up this book. And fuck anyone who says that you can’t be proud of being neurodivergent. Especially the neurotypical losers who call themselves experts and talk over us. Sorry we don’t fit into your perfect little boxes, ya squares. Me and my favourite tangle will take our business elsewhere.

We need more books like this by neurodivergent people instead of normies acting like they speak for us making up bullshit. If by chance Chloe Hayden sees this: Hi, I love you, thank you for existing you magnificent bean. <3

#3 Ruby Dixon, Ice Planet Barbarians (Book 1 of the Ice Planet Barbarians series)

LISTEN. I DIDN'T THINK I'D EVER READ A SPICY BOOK. BUT THIS ONE'S GOOD I PROMISE.

Tbh I was nervous about picking up this one. It was the only book for teratophiles I could find at the shop and I'd been debating as to whether or not it was worth the read. Sure there's lots of alien nookie in it, but the romance between Georgie, one of the humans who was abducted as part of an alien slave trade, and Vektal, the chieftain of the paleolithic Sa'khui who inhabit the ice planet, is believable and adorable. I want a man like that. I remember watching a review of it a while back on YouTube that made it out to be silly, but I think it was worth revisiting. The sex is well written, too, it’s all consensual and sweet, though I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want a better visualisation of Sa’khui...anatomy. Don’t look at me like that, you’d want one of them as a lover too if you read the book. I think I like Liz the most, she’s the kind of girl I’d get along with very well- I haven’t read the book where she’s off on her own with her mate, but I’m sure she keeps him on a short leash. 

My one complaint is that it was so short, so the plot kind of feels rushed, but it’s a romance novel, and I’ve learned that romance novels like these will sometimes have rushed plots. Other than that, I think I’ll be indulging in more blue alien goodness in future. Some warnings for rape that happens off screen, and some minor character death, so if you’re not okay with that, then you’re welcome to give it a miss. 

seriously tho why can't I have a hot alien husband who only wants to love and protect me. >T

[marasomnium]

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The Introvert's Guide to Speed Dating (The Introvert's Guide #2) by Emma Hart

The Introvert’s Guide to Speed Dating (The Introvert’s Guide #2) by Emma Hart

My current read .. I’m almost finish… Book Review: ***Spoilers This book was good I liked it not much I can say about this book. I assumed that Oliver was going to end up staying and London was going to end up giving Oliver a chance. Especially when Leo liked him a lot and already assumed that his mom and Ollie was dating because he asked twice. Once time to London and one time to Oliver. They…

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[seanborgla]

❤️Love this pic of me with @ladyvictoriahervey - popped up in our memories on @instagram from three years ago!! When she was modeling in @juliaclancey @losangeles #runwayshows ❤️ #runwaymodel #catwalk #catwalkshow #fashionmodel #britishgirl #britishguy @trivago #trivago #lifeattrivago #trivagoguy #likeforlikes #fashioncrowd #loveit #like4likes #likeforlikeback 🙏🏻😎 https://www.instagram.com/p/B3oKAnFlF0f/?igshid=10gyh04e8ymkv

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Oh my god hi kris it's ashton britishguy off discord I did not know u were on tumblr 👍

HELP HELP HI ASHTON tumblr is like. the only social i enjoy using IM SURPRISED YOU DIDNT KNOW hello friend...

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Just told my mother about this. Her response: 😳 "is that even legal???" 😂 #Repost @neero17 with @make_repost ・・・ Anarchy Rules will not save you. At Christmas Carnage, the Puppet King is the next to fall. Your puppets will not be by your side. The strings you hold will be severed. You will be purged. ----------------------------------- #longhair #tattoos #piercings #facialhair #selfie #selfshots #tattooedguys #piercedguys #guyswithink #guyswithtattoos #guyswithpiercings #guyswithstretchers #britishguys #bodymodification #alternative #alternativeguy #alternativestyle #isleofwight #guyswithlonghair #guyswithbeards #indiewrestling #opw #outcastprowrestling #Britishindiewrestling https://www.instagram.com/p/CWWaOzzIxE8/?utm_medium=tumblr

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[avogotyournumber]

I’m aware that someone said this before, but can we please stop calling ourselves Cumberbitches and switch to Cumbercookies so that together we are the Cumberbatch