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[painted-mind]

shoutout to boyband collectivepact for putting up with our shit

[queermarzipan]

SMAUG IS BENDOVER CUMSNATCHER

SMAUG IS BENDOVER CUMSNATCHER

SMAUG IS BENDOVER CUMSNATCHER

Lord of the Rings but I've never watched it

*slides into the post with a creepy smile* hello maggots it's me back again doing what Satan put me on this green earth to do, summarise things I have no authority to summarise.

I kind of read the Hobbit when I was like 9 or 10? And I may have seen a scene or two from the movie(s)? But that's it. So of course let's hear my hot take on the series.

The elves are hot. Like really hot. They are fucking pretty. Everyone is such a slut for them.

Now I hear some of you lil shits saying no asmi actually i'm a hobbit person no actually i prefer the dwarves and one motherfucker who says actually i'm a gollum kinnie and I'M PREEMPTING THAT BY CORRECTING POINT ONE. MOST PEOPLE ARE SUCH A SLUT FOR THE ELVES. DON'T MAKE MY POST WEIRD.

Oh yeah Gollum was a hobbit but now he's married to a ring and he calls it my precious.

I think he's also a cannibal. Not to indulge in profiling, but he looks the type.

There are like horsepeople of the apocalypse except they're just horsepeople of Smaug and they're like scary. I think their music theme/call is very cool. I do not remember.

Who is Smaug? Smaug is Bendover Cumsnatcher.

On reflection, the horsepeople might be of Sauron, not Smaug.

Who is Sauron? Idk but it's his ring and he has an eye.

Martin Freeman is the hobbit named Bilbo and he had to shave his legs for the fake legs so he has shaved legs in one Sherlock episode.

There's an old dude named Gandalf. He wears robes and says mysterious shit. He has a wand/staff and a possibly homoerotic history with the villain. He has white/grey hair and a long beard. He's the main character's mentor sometimes.

No, what do you mean R**ling's Dumblewhore is a ripoff of that? I see no similarities at all.

He's grey and then he dies and gets whitewashed by the narrative.

Frodo is played by that one actor that reminds me of Aamir Khan.

Frodo is like Freeman's nephew or something. He has a bestie named Sam. They take the ring somewhere to destroy it.

It could be Mount Doom. It could be not. It is in New Zealand. Idk.

The pretty elves live in Rivendell. I've studied to Rivendell ambience before.

The hobbits like comfort and they eat second breakfast and elevensies. I stan.

Thorin is dwarf. He's the king of something.

I had a Hobbit activity book when I was a kid. It was very cool. The riddles were fun.

Galadriel is an elf and they just made some kind of backstory series with her and ruined her character which seems on brand for modern cinema.

There's some kind of book called the Silmirallion or Similarlion or Smillylirryon IDK IT HAS A SI, L, M, A, R AND ON.

Uhhhhh that's all I've got. I am open to being educated, even though I clearly know everything about this.

[its-ya-girl-phoeni]

@zay-does-things All of the humorous variations of Benedict Cumberbatch’s name from the opening credits:

Bunderplunder Cunderdunder 

Babadook Cameltoe 

Benadryl Hairysnatch

Bulbasaur Camouflage

Beneficial Cucumberpatch 

Britishguy Sillyname  

Bumblebee Dumbledore

Bubbletrumps Baggageclaim

Blunderbuss Cumonherback

Buildabear Camelot

Buttercup Candycrush

Bengaltiger Cameraphone

Hubert Cumberdale

Openmouth Downthehatch

Bandicoot Custardbath

Battlefield Counterstrike

Crinklecut Bubblebutt

Peppermint Scoobysnack

Wimbledon Tennismatch

Easteregg Sneakycatch

Burlington Crackerjack

Bigboy Carrotstick

Finalname Yeahthatsit

[shrimpscream]

The many different ways I’ve seen people spell Benedict Cumberbatch:

Bernendict Cumbingbatch

Benadryl cumquat

Beautiful Carbonara

Benefit Cosmetics

Bnehdgehfge cuffbfemgm

Bibledude Comingback

Bubblenut cutiepie

Bannanadick cucumberbitch

Bariumoxyd Calciumsulfat

Batrachotomus kupferzellensis

Benedict Cookiebatch

Babadook Canterbury

Bendysnips Cabbagepatch

Bend-and-snap Cucumbatch

Badgersticks Carriagematch

Bonedump Crucklepack

Benedong Cucumber

Brendict Cromplepork

Blasted Cummerbund

Benedict Townsend

Benefits coordination

Bernadyl cabbagepatch

Barnabus Wizardcock

Smibblesworth Clambercock

Benefactor Cobblestone

Peppermint Cummysnatch

Hubert Cumberdale

Benadryl Cumbersome

Cumbentbert Snapersnatch

Bend-a-dick Cum-a-ban

Blended cucumber

Bandersnatch Koolaidpack

Brandybuck Crackerjack

Fragglerock Crackerdong

Buckingham Bumpersplat

Benjamin Crimpysnitch

Burlington Cockletit

Billiardball Candlestick

Butterfree Crumplesnap

Blasphemy Charizard

Broccoli Coddleswort

Whippersnatch Chickenstrips

Honkeytonk Creamsicle

Rinkydink Carrotstick

Bonaparte Curdlesnoot

Bendybobert Cackleboob

Bendyboot Coffeecup

Snickerdoodle Coodlepoot

Boilerdang Crimpysnitch

Bendynoodle Crumperbunts

Bondoodle cucumbersnatch

Buttercup Cabbagepatch

Benefit cummerbund

Benghazi Crummystick

Boondoggle Crackersmack

Brandyleg Crumpetpants

Benedict Cabbagepatch

Bjornguyson Cryspysack

Bourgeoisie Crimplecrack

Popecomb penguinbatshh

Wimbledon Tennismatch

Benedict Thundercrunch

Bendypole Cabbagepatch

Beekeeper candystore

Bendystraw cucumber

Butterscotch cornstarch

Beanpole cabbagehats

Windowsill tennisrack

Bebeheiwh cueiejdnd

Laryngitis Cucumbersmack

Bennable Cabbagepatch

Benesicy ximnernayxj

Bed addict lumber crash

Beekeeping cucumberman

Benedict cumbersomelastname

Benadryl Cabbagepatch

Benedict sour patch

Blueberry cucumberbutt

Beneficiary cucumbersnatch

Boredom closeted

Benadryl cucumber

Bendydick crumblebitch

Bandersnatch cummerbund

Beanbag cukapoo

Banana cümslut

Bennedict Cabbagepatch

Bevermind chumppies

Bendyball cummingback

Snickerdoodle Chittybangbang

Snophoppple Chumpser

Bandaid crumblynut

SuperMango CrumblyButt

Bendydick Cumberpatch

Bangny crumblesnoot

Bumblebee Croissant

Banana Coconut

Bartholomew Candycrush

Blenderbob wafflenose

Benedict Cumberbitch

Spongebob Squarepants

Buford Crankgameplays

Belly Cringle

Bonkyhort Cutiebrunch

Brocklehurst Cummulonimbus

Babbledon brickbunch

Bumblebee cinnamonbun

Broccoli cucumber

Butternut Crinklefries

Butterscotch Candycorn

Blueberry pumpkinpatch

Bramblestick Snickerssnatch

Bundleup Catchyourdeath

Blacktieand Cumberbund

Benedict Cucumberbatch

Mr Cabbagewank

Bodysnatch Cummerbund

Buffalo Custardbath

Benedrill Cucumberpatchsnatch

Buttermilk cabbagepatch

Benedict Cumberpatch

Bendystraw Cadillac

Birdfeeder CocaCola

Benedictine cumbersome

Bendydick cumtoofast

Bouncycat Cucumberpencil

Beverage Cuticle

Beneficial Cabinetry

Berniesandert cherryripe

Borinsob carrotstick

Banister cumblebench

Multigrain Batch Loaf

Benedettini Cabinetry

Congleton Sandbach

Breezewood Cumberland

Crabmeat Benedict

Bumblebee conservation trust

Blueberry pumpkin patch

Bendybutt Cannotkrump

Burntisland Cowdenbeath

Benefits of Cucumber

Baked Camembert

Jubberwacky Bandersnatch

Bidet Cankersore

Cadbury Pringle Batch

Pickling cucumber

Bendick‘s Mint Collection

Buttercup Cumbersnatch

Benadryl computerglitch

Brendadirk Cramplescrunch

Butternut Cramplebamp

Beetledwip cumbersnitch

Buffalo Custardbatch

Bandicoot Crumblecake

Baseballhat cozycouch

Benkeyhue Cucumberman

Bumblebee cockpitscatch

Bumblodore cucumberbitch

Brenadool Curtleton

Branmuffin cucumbercrutch

Benadryl cumberbunch

Britishguy Sillyname

Beaniebag Cabbagepatch

Boilerdang crimpysnitch

Whenpicnic remembersnacks

Brandy yummysnack

Further additions are welcome

[zakamo20]

Can we take some of the energy we put into Britishguy sillyname's name and redirect it to Alexander the pretty alright?

Like think of all the possibilities with Alexander the slightly murderous. Itd be amazing

[jeremy-xliv]

holy shit its britishguy sillyname

welp

based off this post

[marasomnium]

[favoboys]

#FavoGuys © 👦 Ashley Robert ➡ @ashscrivens 💬 #BritishBoy #britishguy #beardedguy #beardlifestyle ℹ Also follow @FavoBoys (at Birmingham, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-cP4BKAmlQ/?igshid=1bwqv56k9nmyd

[tompogsonmusic]

Is it Tuesday? Nope. Its Friday, Freddie. 😉 #FreddieTheFreeloader #MilesDavis Takes me back to the Kevin Neifer Combo I played in just years back. Just a fun little sample of it. #jazz #bass #guitar #britishguy 🤣 #fun #tgif #happyfriday #fridayfeeling #jazzstandard #yyjmusic #yyjarts #victoriabc #vancouverisland #canadianmusician #groove #fretlessbass (at Victoria, British Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7JoA4jF4ke/?igshid=agyodcbviads

[samhainwrld-blog]

😁😁Last picture😁😁 #caspasamhain #samhaingang #childish #tattoo #facetattoo #facetat #tatted #inked #inklife #britishboy #britishaccent #britishguy #londonboy #sadboi (at FBI Tattoo London - Walthamstow branch) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtitYbiAgyi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=187bbmq7pcw06

[bossladykei]

The Introvert's Guide to Speed Dating (The Introvert's Guide #2) by Emma Hart

The Introvert’s Guide to Speed Dating (The Introvert’s Guide #2) by Emma Hart

My current read .. I’m almost finish… Book Review: ***Spoilers This book was good I liked it not much I can say about this book. I assumed that Oliver was going to end up staying and London was going to end up giving Oliver a chance. Especially when Leo liked him a lot and already assumed that his mom and Ollie was dating because he asked twice. Once time to London and one time to Oliver. They…

[claryflyee]

Babe 😍💖😍💖

[seanborgla]

❤️Love this pic of me with @ladyvictoriahervey - popped up in our memories on @instagram from three years ago!! When she was modeling in @juliaclancey @losangeles #runwayshows ❤️ #runwaymodel #catwalk #catwalkshow #fashionmodel #britishgirl #britishguy @trivago #trivago #lifeattrivago #trivagoguy #likeforlikes #fashioncrowd #loveit #like4likes #likeforlikeback 🙏🏻😎 https://www.instagram.com/p/B3oKAnFlF0f/?igshid=10gyh04e8ymkv

[bog-teeth]

Oh my god hi kris it's ashton britishguy off discord I did not know u were on tumblr 👍

HELP HELP HI ASHTON tumblr is like. the only social i enjoy using IM SURPRISED YOU DIDNT KNOW hello friend...

[puddytatpurr]

Just told my mother about this. Her response: 😳 "is that even legal???" 😂 #Repost @neero17 with @make_repost ・・・ Anarchy Rules will not save you. At Christmas Carnage, the Puppet King is the next to fall. Your puppets will not be by your side. The strings you hold will be severed. You will be purged. ----------------------------------- #longhair #tattoos #piercings #facialhair #selfie #selfshots #tattooedguys #piercedguys #guyswithink #guyswithtattoos #guyswithpiercings #guyswithstretchers #britishguys #bodymodification #alternative #alternativeguy #alternativestyle #isleofwight #guyswithlonghair #guyswithbeards #indiewrestling #opw #outcastprowrestling #Britishindiewrestling https://www.instagram.com/p/CWWaOzzIxE8/?utm_medium=tumblr

[somethingofall]

Adam Ant. 😊💞🐜💝📷🎶 #AdamAnt #Dandy #Highwayman #Handsome #PrinceCharming #PirateLook #80s #1980s #80sMusic #AntMusic #PostPunk #GlamPop #AlternativeRock #PopMusic #RockMusic #PopRock #NewWave #London #NewRomantic #BritishGuy #English #BritishMusic #80sHair #80sFashion #1980s #80sMusic #WeLoveAdamAnt