#bring on the milfs
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if your toxic yuri isnt toxicyuri-ing to your tastes, store bought works just fine
#day 1 of drawing whatever the FUCK i want 🦅🦅🦅‼️🦅‼️🚨🦅‼️#qi qingqi#madam meiyin#yuh yuh yuh#mxtx#scumbag system#i was trying to explain this to my friend#and i was like... mingling milfs dude. what dont you get.....#(thats a lie. this ship lacks the raw bratiness hualing brings to all her ships. i do imagine these two hating each other even Harder. mrow)#svsss#scum villian self saving system#does this actually have a name.... it came to me in a dream#qimei..... qingyin...
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77! she's quite the splitting image of her daughter.
#1.9 spoilers#<- block this tag if you don't want to come across any spoilers concerning chapter 7#also. when you think of it she's a canon milf. am i wrong.#reverse 1999#i don't think i'll really watch the livestream i'll just randomly look through some sections#can't bring myself to do anything anymore if im being hoenst#also do bras not exist in apreion. someone please invent those things looking at that strap between her breasts makes mine hurt
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Anyway I was watching season 1 and I like how Stan really can't get himself to kill anyone (like any other sane eight year old) meanwhile Kyle is almost always down to murder whenever possible☠️ what is wrong with him lmao
more emotional Stan version (wasn't sure if it was too ooc or nah but I drew it anyway)
#im referring to rhw episodes “death” and s1e3? was it?#like the one where jimbo took them all hunting and stan coulsnt bring himself to kill a deer meanwhile kyle the menace was totally down toit#☠️☠️#or death where TWWWW SUICIDE DONT READ IF TRIGGERED stans grandpa asks him to kill him bc he cant so it himself#and Stan is really confused and doesn't know what to do and kyles like “i say you kill him”#also in the new pandemic special he shoots a bunch of milfs#menace i tell ye#i love rhem both sm#sp#south park#my art#kyle broflovski#stan marsh#stanley marsh#sp stanley#sp kyle#kyle sp#stan sp#sp style#style sp#< mayhaps lol#tw swearing#swearing
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gave us so much hope and then twisted the fuck out of that goddamn knife

😭 twt tl is a mess because of all this angst and misunderstanding at this stage of the show (which is fair) but it's just so delicious to me personally... I would like to see jack try to survive this all on his own and finally enter his REAL sexy criminal era sorry... BECAUSE!!! how exactly will we have the REAL jack and joker criminal duo serve if we don't let jack realise he is already a part of this massive game the mafia families have been playing with the lives of people? he has to realise he needs joke as well as joker to win his (and others') life back. he is not alone (like Boss, who disowned his own son for a chance at power) and that is his biggest strength.
#i spent 10 minutes trying to form a logical reason for jack to have a villain era and thats it. he will be so sexy#waiting for jack to give joke the clear to be gay do crimes so we can watch 'The Lovers' overturn 'The Emperor'#yes i do have feelings about those tarot cards THE WAY I KNEW THEY WOULD BRING IN THE LOVERS AT SOME POINT#because i dont think it was just to tell us hoy has a thing for milfs#jack and joker u steal my heart
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I’m so happy you’re like the electoral college cause I really wanted another nursle fic
ultimately i think the true purpose of my polls is to see which option i end up hoping will when and then just. disregarding the community answer to do whatever i want to anyway. this is not a democracy and i feel like i need to remind you guys of that sometimes.
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Afton had to sing right? when he was golden Bonnie at the first restaurant
Listen i just think he would have a great voice
#late night performance for the milfs and dilfs#bathtub's art#fnaf#fnaf fanart#purple guy#william afton#william afton fanart#i have thoughts and plans going on that i cannot share right now#i mean i would bring my kid to the pizza place if the entertainment was a hot guy in a mask singing.
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🤷♀️ you are welcome @alisonscotlock @beesarthur
#i deserve an award for my services to sapphics tbh#always here to bring fiona shaw to your attention#dervla kirwan is in it as well btw. if you even care#they really said let's cast all the brown-haired irish sapphic-bait milfs#also the way it stars both jodie foster & fiona. they also really said lesbian rights!#true detective for ts
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We need to bring back Belle. Please
#momma/poppa deserves a milf☹️ as a treat#bring back the 5 race format too#stex#please. pretty please. what if I say pretty please with a cherry on top covered in a banana sundae
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Milfs: available to rent and ride in a neighbourhood near you

I am begging germans to google words before using them as company names
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actually you know what, fuck it, enough time has passed, I’m just gonna come out and say that a lot of the conversation about lady bellaston and hannah waddingham pissed me the fuck off. I love bellaston, she’s an iconic character and waddingham gives an excellent performance, but I can’t with all the shit both from critics and people on this site that was like “she’s the only thing that matters!!�� “she stole the whole show!!” “watch it for HER and her alone” like okay it also had a central character from a classic piece of literature successfully reimagined and rewritten as a Black woman and played to perfection by Sophie Wilde but whatever I guess.
#so frustrating because the last thing I want to do is judge people who stan evil milfs#but people were out here like ‘i couldn’t bring myself to care about anyone else’#okay!!! good to know I guess!!!#an ounce of self awareness would be nice#tom jones
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Ok I get that the Visual Shots™️ and the Music™️ are framing Lady Prospera as the Villain™️ but like…I kinda get her
#villain has a point#if my/my dead spouse’s child was trapped on another plane i would also consider bringing the real world to them if i couldn’t pull them out#maybe that’s my toxic trait LOL surely the real world doesn’t need all that space 😇 surely it can spare some for my poor daughter#sometimes evil MILFs deserve to have their way…as a treat 😇#g witch
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getting close to finishing chapter one of warm climates and i am so excited to finally post a writing update on this blog <3 :) ! i didn't think i could go back to writing original fiction in this lifetime but never say never i guess!
#for my friends who are waiting on scifis updates on ao3#i am so sorry#but writing about these lesbian milfs in my brain brings me so much joy#currently the only thing in my life not giving me anxiety#that's for another time tho#should i get back on twitter.... so i can vent....#hmmmm good question! that will remain unanswered
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