#brief karlnapity

[honeyblockm]

LONGING BECOMES ITS OWN OBJECT

A c!Karlnapity webweave in three parts

In the Mood for Love (2000) - Wong Kar-wai // Your Name Engraved Herein (2020) - Kuang-Hui Liu // The Death of Antinous - Mark Doty // Happy Together (1997) - Wong Kar-wai // A brief-but-seemingly-long-moment when we are on the phone. It is snowing outside. I am staring at the snow. Idk what you are looking at but we are running out of things to talk about. - Sean Cho A. // [i carry your heart with me(i carry it in)] - e.e. cummings // chasing ghosts - @routeriver // all i need - @violentcherries // Jenny Holzer // discord message

Ash Ode - Dean Young // A BAS BRUIT - Leo D’Oriano // SAND GLASS MIRROR SHARDS - @saintashes // In the Mood for Love (2000) - Wong Kar-wai // Jenny Holzer // Nguyen Linh // Luana Azevedo // Zoriana Stakhniv // Wolfgang Tillmans // After the Threesome, They Both Drive You Home - Sue Hyon Bae // Swan-like Embrace, Paris, 2001 - Nan Goldin // PRELUDE: ON CONTAINING MULTITUDES. - @saintashes // Medici Bustier Pearl - Mirror Palais

In all of my dreams, the words I love you - Hanif Abdurraqib // Seaside Death, 2021 - Al Mefer // Jenny Holzer // baroque pearls (1) // baroque pearls (2) // storm front - lorata // 7 Politically Correct Catcalls as Told by a Poet - Natalie Choi // Happy Together (1997) - Wong Kar-wai // SO LIGHT YOU WERE I WOULD HAVE CARRIED YOU - Deborah Digges // Hanif Abdurraqib, poet - Hanif Abdurraqib // SAND GLASS MIRROR SHARDS - @saintashes // @ousia-poetica

[galaxy-lilies]

Karlnapity tattoo thoughts!

Sapnap is scared of needles and even though everyone has told him it's a totally different sensation, he's very hesitant to get tattoos bc of it.

Karl has his joke hand puppet tattoo

Quackity has full sleeves on both arms, telling the story of his life. His right knuckles each have a card suit, with a joker symbol on the thumb

The fiances go to get matching tattoos, each one gets a symbol of the other two, right on their left ring fingers (just in case the rings get lost (Karl) or stolen (Q) or melted (Sap))

Angstier tattoo ideas:

Quackity loses his wings in a very whumpy way that I'm too buzzed to think of right now, so he gets big huge intricate wings tattooed over his back

The fiances joke about Karl getting lost so often he should get "if found, please return to Quackity and Sapnap" tattooed on his arm. They would regret that just being a joke as Karl's memory fades and he can't remember why he has a little duck and a flame tattooed on one of his fingers

ANON I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THESE HEADCANONS!!!

karl and his hand puppet tattoo is always iconic and im just imagining during the session where theyre getting matching tattoos both sap and karl are like >_>;; about the needles while Q is just like "this is a walk in the park." He still comforts them though.

Since they cant really preen but Q still sometimes has the instinct to, karl and sap love to trace his huge tattoo on his back and initially he tensed because it brought back memories of the pain but the gentle touches and the cool feeling of karl's rings and the warm feeling of sap's hands against his back he slowly but surely relaxed.

Could you imagine if Karl liked to poke and trace the flame and duck tattoos to calm himself or just as a distraction thing so when he subconsciously starts to do it in a high stress moment there's a brief second where he realizes he doesnt know why there was a duck and flame tattoo there.

With Q with huge sleeves of tattoos not all of them are colored so sometimes he wakes up from a nap with karl sat by the bed / couch and just coloring in some of the tattoos for shits and giggles. Q is looking at him like "wtf dude" but it only earns a laugh from karl who always asked if Q liked his handiwork

"I even added my own additions!" "...Do i even want to know what that shape is?" "It's a mushroom Q, get your head out of the gutter."

[brick-a-doodle-do]

karlnapity noms, you want a weirdly specific oneshot idea, you’ll get it:

Sapnap’s a pred, Quackity’s a tiny avian or something, and Karl is just a human.

Sapnap noms Quackity a lot, but Karl can’t nom him and is starting to get a bit jealous of the time the two of them spend together without him.

Sapnap and Q feel really bad about this, so they come up with a plan to help Karl feel more included!

Whether this is, like, Karl shrinking and getting nommed with Quackity, or Karl somehow safely nomming Q for the first time, or something else entirely, is up to you! I’m just a sucker for karlnapity noms lol

mmm hello! this is four months old but let's just move past that! :D

i guess i probably should've included quackity just a tiny bit more and treated him less as a side-character with early-days personality,, BUT STILL!

we will abide

words: 2789

cw: vore (sfw, nsx), brief jealousy (but i wouldn't count that as a cw tbh,,,)

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Karl watched. He laid across the couch with his arms folded under him, holding his head up on the couch arm. He studies how his soon-to-be-husbands embrace their drastic size difference. It’s adorable, Karl admits, though he can’t stop jealousy from flaring in his gut. He frowns at how gentle Sapnap is with Quackity, and how Quackity leaned into Sapnap’s limbs that fit him nearly perfectly. Karl fell between the two’s sizes, and sometimes it felt like he was too large or too small. Karl was of course grateful for how Sapnap did try and satisfy Karl by attempting the same things he tried with Quackity, though more often than not it would end up uncomfortable for the both of them. 

It had been passable for a while, until Sapnap had grown instincts. Quackity was small enough to be stored, and Karl was decidedly not.

Karl, after seeing Sapnap’s, had also developed instincts. Not so much over Sapnap, instead for Quackity. But, with Quackity up to his shin, it didn’t really work out the same way. And plus, a human like him didn’t have the interior to suit a tiny.

They still loved Karl in other ways, but it was deflating to see them have such a natural relationship with each other and not have to overthink it all.

“Karl,” Sapnap said, eyes on him. Karl looked up with half-lidded eyes and yawned. Quackity was curled up in the crease of Sapnap’s neck, sound asleep. Karl’s eyes softened at the sight, and his gut churned and protested.

“Hm?” Karl hummed, shuffling so he was sitting up. Tire lulled at him, but jealousy was prominent. 

“Are you okay?” Sapnap adds swiftly. The mini-giant shuffles up, his head kept at an awkward angle to avoid disturbing the sleeping avian. Karl’s heart flutters and he grips the crack between the couch cushions.

“Yeah, I think.” 

Sapnap carefully stood up and walked around the coffee table to sit down on the mini-giant accessible side of the couch. His struggle to keep Quackity secure lightened Karl’s mood slightly, though his slowly-growing grin fell as he heard Quackity faintly groan into Sapnap’s skin and tighten the ball he curled himself into. Sapnap props his arm on the higher couch cushions that were specifically for Karl’s human size and Karl strides there, only losing his balance a few times to the unstable surface. “I guess you don’t look well,” Sapnap remarks. Karl shrugs and tugs on the maroon sleeve of Sapnap’s hoodie before using it to ascend to his shoulder, where Quackity is.

“I was just–woah–you guys were being romantic,” Karl says, steadying himself. Sapnap stays still and watches Karl from the corner of his eye, just in case.

“You’re saying you’re jealous?” Sapnap asks, and Karl shrugs.

“Yeah.” Karl stops moving and looks at Sapnap, who in return has turned his head and is looking at the soft brunet with gentle eyes. Karl nearly lets go at the sight. “I’m telling you though, I’m fine.”

Sapnap’s hand appears behind him and forcefully pushes him the rest of the way to his shoulder. Karl gets situated, then gently slides Quackity—who looks positively awake and asleep at the same time—onto his lap. His wings flutter slightly and Karl stays wary of them while he leans into Quackity’s body and Sapnap’s neck at the same time. His legs fall over each side of Sapnap and he closes his eyes. Something about this is okay, but Karl knows that this would never compete with storing Quackity. 

—

The following morning, Karl can’t recall falling asleep. But, he wakes up in Sapnap’s bed, cradled against the mini-giant’s chest. He can’t feel Quackity in his arms anywhere. He’s been stored, his mind urges towards him painfully. He shivers at the thought. There is jealousy boiling inside of him and soon it will overflow.

The doorbell rings.

Karl’s attention turns to the cat flap they’d installed for Karl and Quackity to have easy access into the raven’s bedroom. He moves, limbs skidding against the sleek bed sheets. He wriggles from underneath Sapnap’s arm and finds his footing at the edge of the bed, staring down at the wooden floor. He sits on the edge and slides off, landing roughly on the ground. His socked feet slid along the floor but he didn’t fall, just kept his balance nicely and started across the bedroom. 

Karl looked over his shoulder at Sapnap, who’s chest rose and fell rhythmically, and he narrowed in on Quackity. The hybrid was draped across Sapnap’s head and his wings were neatly folded. He smiled sadly and turned back around, ducking under the flap that was just an inch too short for him. The clear material rose above him and fell as he left the room and entered the body of the house.

The air is cooler than the bedroom, but Karl is guessing that it's really because of the absence of the mini-giant. He always emitted heat, it was a given with his size and his fire-born origin. Karl shivers and draws his fingers along his opposing arms. Maybe it's not just because of the cold that he's hugging himself. The only thing on his mind is Quackity, looking so tiny against Sapnap’s so large body. They’re perfect. 

He reached the front door and the melodramatic ideas of being excluded silenced. He pushed through the cat flap in the door and stepped onto the rough welcome mat that pierced through his socks. He winced and kept his footsteps soft and quick. He held eyes on a small package that rested half-on-half-off the mat. He curled his fingers around it and peered over the top curiously, hoisting himself awkwardly over the top of the cardboard. He steadied and walked, crouching by the white tag settled in the middle.

Karl Jacobs, he sees above the shipping information. 

The door makes a noise and Karl looks up as it opens. Sapnap is looking down with tired eyes with underlying excitement, but it's nothing new, Sapnap always looks like that. 

Quackity is perched on the raven’s shoulder like a bird. He can’t exactly fly well with his wings, but he definitely acts like he can. Karl finds it adorable and a little pathetic. “What is this?” Karl asks immediately. 

Quackity looks to Sapnap, who looks to the avian with a small nod, then Quackity urges, “Open it!” 

Yellow wings obscure his vision for a moment as Quackity finds his way beside him. Sapnap kneels and places both his hands on either side of the box and lifts it. He maneuvers the door with his foot and shuts it when he’s inside. “I was thinking about last night—well, actually, I guess we both had the idea that you were jealous,” Sapnap starts and sets the package down on the counter. With his now-free hands, the raven searches drawers for a pair of scissors. Karl looks at Quackity, who’s staring up at Sapnap. 

“I told you not to worry about it!” the brunet frets. 

“I don't care,” Sapnap hums. Karl stands out of the way as Sapnap pulls a pair—a mini-giant pair—of scissors out of a drawer and draws it to the tape sealing the box. He slices it with a satisfying noise, and Karl’s heart thumps. It’s warmed by thoughts of them caring enough about his own terrible, warped, jumble of emotions, and he can honestly say that whatever is in the box he will adore. Sapnap gets the other sides loose, and Karl moves around the top of the box to avoid getting cut. The mini-giant steps back and lets Karl unravel his gift, but the brunet can feel the fire-born’s scarlet eyes plastered on him, and he can feel a set of smaller, dark maroon eyes on him too. He situates himself and pushes open a flap on the box. He slips inside after Sapnap cuts in to hold it open for him. 

He messes with the mounds of bubble wrap and then focuses on the thing placed in the middle of the box. It’s small, he’s not sure why it came in a package like that. It was human-sized, definitely. He squints at it and scrambles for a better look at what it is. It’s a small glass bottle, with the words DRINK ME wrapping the frontmost of it. Karl stares blankly at it and breaks into a grin, giggling at it. Quackity clambers into the box and falls onto the wrap with a yelp. Karl doesn’t notice it, really. He’s wondering if the bottle does what his mind tells him it does. Quackity reappears, standing upright. 

There are tears picking at the fold in his eyes.

“Sapnap,” he begins, looking up with garbled eyes.

“Yeah?” Sapnap says, slightly smirking and leaning over the two of them.

“Is this what I’m thinking it is?” Karl asks coolly. 

“It is, man! I bought it, and—” Quackity cuts in, and is promptly cut off.

“Shut up, Quackity,” Sapnap hisses. Karl laughs and chokes on tears. The avian appears behind him and wraps his arms around his leg, squeezing like he does to Sapnap’s finger. Sapnap dips his hand into the box and pulls the two up carefully, Quackity making the effort infinitely harder.

“Can I actually shrink with it?” Karl asks finally, the weighing question delivered to the right person. Sapnap nods,

“We wouldn’t buy that for you as a joke, Karl. Actually, we totally would. But this is real, one-hundred percent-ly genuine.”

—

The rest of the day carried on. Something in Karl lightened a bit. Sapnap said there was no deadline for using it and theoretically he could keep it for the most special occasion he could think of, and he’d agreed in the moment. But now, the three of them are curled up on the couch, with Karl in Sapnap’s lap and Quackity in Karl’s hair, and he can’t stop eyeing the kitchen. DRINK ME replays in his mind tenfold, taunting him before he’s fed up with the compelling urge and fesses up.

“Hey,” he says, catching Sapnap’s attention. He looks up at the man just so, and continues, “I’m just gonna say this, I think we should do it now.” 

Quackity gasps in a breath of air like he’s been half-asleep. 

“Okay, sure,” Sapnap says easily. Karl shifts up and finds a seat on the human-designed portion of the couch again. Quackity drifts down tiredly and sits beside Karl, still looking like he has a foot out in dreamland. 

Sapnap leaves, then returns with his hand outstretched. Karl holds his hands out and the fire-born rolls the vial carefully into his ready hands. Quackity’s eyes widen, and Karl’s heart twists in a way he can’t pinpoint. He unscrews the lid off of the bottle and draws it to his lips. His hands shake for a moment, his eyes hazy with uncertainty, but it’s a good kind. Karl takes a sip, and one more for good measure.

—

Karl can’t have been out for long, because everyone is exactly where they were before he’d taken a sip of the shrinkage potion. His surroundings have shifted drastically, and for the first time in a long while, Karl can comfortably say that it feels familiar. He looks to his left as he stirs, and Quackity is nearing the same height as him. Karl notices immediately that he seems just a bit taller than him right now. Perspective might be playing with him, but he really hopes he’s right. On his left, Karl sees through slightly-blurred vision—product of side-effects—Sapnap. He seems feet taller than when they’d last spoken. His heart warms, it feels like summer even when the flowers are still recovering from the cold season. He shuffles up when the room stops spinning. He can see Sapnap mouth “hello” to him, and Karl returns it with a soft “hi”. 

Sapnap stares at him. “Can I touch you yet?” he asks. Karl nods eagerly, and in a smooth blink, he’s being pried from the couch, which now felt just as the mini-giant side often did, and pushed into Sapnap’s hands. He feels warmth he’s never felt before and sinks into skin he’d never been able to sit in. It’s a parallel of moments he’s seen with Quackity, and finally his mind isn’t waxed in jealousy. 

As he stares at the now-giant, there is one thing on Karl’s mind, but he’s too anxious to ask. 

But, being a tiny among a tiny must come with some intergalactic telekinetic ability, because Quackity is making a noise like he’s come up with a bright idea. Quackity’s small body, but now pleasantly equal in size to him, is struggling up the side of Sapnap’s hand after using what little wing strength he has. “Dude, you should store him! And me too, man!” Quackity bursts. Something in Sapnap’s eyes shifts, and he’s looking down at Karl. Karl returns the awkward gaze, but really he does want to feel what it’s like to be swallowed and stored, he’s craved it for months now.

The brunet gives the raven a look that lets him know that what their boyfriend is suggesting is not out of his comfort zone and the reality is that he’d prefer that be his use of this opportunity, and that the “special occasion” has just presented itself to them.

“Okay,” he says, still unsure. Karl grins, and so does the pushy avian. Sapnap nods to himself, then brings the hand housing the two closer to his mouth. Karl is entranced by how close Sapnap’s face is and how much detail he can detect. He’s washed with a warm gush of air, calming him in a way he didn’t know was possible. He’s felt relaxed breaths on the top of his head or his cheek before, but this coated his entire body.

Soon after, Sapnap’s lips and teeth part and Karl’s heart is racing, and he can’t help the smile creeping on his face and the eager-ness of his body. “Is this okay?” Sapnap asks, and Karl gives an instant reply. He pushes himself past Sapnap’s incisors and past his sharp, predatory teeth that don’t startle him in the slightest. 

Quackity slides in too, just as quickly as he had. Impulsively, Karl is thinking in the future and is wondering what will happen when he is no longer tiny and is out of the remaining potion. Maybe he’ll grow jealousy that’s too strong to contain, but Quackity squeezing at his hand keeps his conscious in the frontmost of his brain and he doesn’t think too hard on the future, but instead embraces the dark, moist, humid, pleasant present. Sapnap’s tongue moves now that his mouth is shut. His heart flutters and his mind is satisfied. 

The giant coats them gently—mainly to avoid harming Quackity’s wings and to not startle new-comer Karl—in a layer of saliva. The distasteful feeling doesn’t bother him in the slightest, he’s covered in Sapnap and he can fairly say that it’s better than anything his mind had ever tried to replicate. 

And then gravity shifts and the two of them are brought to the back of Sapnap’s mouth and to the opening of his throat. Even in the dark, Karl can tell that Quackity wants to go down first, most likely because in reality, he’s just as eager for this as Karl is. But the avian squeezes his hand before he lets go, just in time for Sapnap to swallow. His heart pings and his stomach goes nearly to his heart at the quick fall, but it’s slowed as he’s pulled down the gullet. Time slows down. He can hear Sapnap’s entire body and it calms him so much that the pulsing walls around him that quickly pull him down into Sapnap’s storage feel just as okay. The fire-borns' organs churn, and he can hear the fast heartbeat that is so loud but so appealing that it nearly puts him to sleep. But he’s pushed into the small, but comfortably spacious storage before he can get too settled. It’s nice, it’s so relieving to finally find out what happens and why both Quackity and Sapnap enjoy it so much.

He can feel a wall of the storage push in and he settles against it contently, not even bothering to wait for Quackity. It’s him and Sapnap right now, and right now there’s something in his mind that isn’t telling him it’ll go away, but telling him that he should enjoy it.

And he will, because Sapnap checking on him every now and again and having yellow wings that feel phantom because of the void he and his boyfriend are in wrap around his body as they both enjoy something that Quackity openly admits felt lonely without Karl is something that the future couldn’t destroy.

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[quotemenevervore]

Squishy, here’s your second Karlnap story :)

Content warning: soft, safe g/t vore, slightly angsty, character hitting their own head (very brief)

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His fiancés slept better when stored by him.

This wasn’t something he bragged about, or even thought it was worth boasting; it was just a simple fact to life. His name was Sapnap, he was a netherborn, and his fiancée slept better when he stored them. When Karl seemed too wound up and couldn’t force himself to sleep, when Quackity woke up from nightmares or began to recluse himself, feeling he was undeserving of their love or that he didn’t belong. It always helped them.

Though, it couldn’t fix Karl’s disappearances or memory loss, and it couldn’t fix Quackity leaving. But Sapnap held on to what he had, and right now it was Karl. The man had been sleeping fine, but then started to toss and turn, mumbling in his sleep. This wasn’t new, though, and Sapnap began to shake him awake, as he always does. “Karl, you have to wake up.” He spoke softly, though it only caused the man to start thrashing, whimpers escaping his lips as his face pulled into one of fear and sorrow.

“Karl!” He didn’t shout loudly, but he pulled the brunette into a sitting position by his shoulders and shook him back and forth gently. It finally did the trick, and his honey-colored eyes snapped open, immediately turning icy blue. “Hey, are you okay?” He waited a moment to let him catch his breath before speaking, wanting him breathing properly again. The other’s eyes were still that light blue as his head snapped to face the other. “Mason-“ he cut off, looking confused. “No, James- No!” Hitting his head with the palm of his hand, Sapnap grabbed his wrist and pulled the offending limb towards himself to stop it from happening again. “Sapnap.” He looked relieved, scared and sad all in one, and it broke Sapnap’s heart.

This wasn’t new, either. Karl’s memory had been getting worse and worse, and it seemed that he kept confusing Sapnap for other people. He never met Mason, or James, but he had to have bore some kind of resemblance to them for Karl to get so confused by the three. “Yeah, it’s Sapnap. C’mere, tell me what happened.” Pulling the human back to him, he started to softly rock the both of them, encouraging him to calm down more.

“Just a nightmare, it’s not a big deal, Sap-“ “It is to me. You don’t have to talk about it, but I think it’ll help.” Karl let himself be rocked for a while, thinking over what had happened. “It was about the fight.” The movement faltered for a moment, and he could hear Sapnap’s heart skip a beat. “What happened during it?” He spoke gently, leaving the brunette the out. But Karl didn’t want to take it. He wasn’t sure how he’s only now remembering the fight to begin with, surely it had been too long since then if Quackity wasn’t here with them.

“I called Quackity a murderer. I.. know now that I didn’t remember that whole plan correctly, but in the nightmare I didn’t remember it at all. And..” he swallowed nervously before continuing.

“He made good on his threat. He had a sword, I had a stick- there was no chance.” He chuckled sadly, tears flooding his eyes again. “It was a nightmare and I could tell because you weren’t there to stop us this time.” Because what scared him the most about their fight was that fact alone. He didn’t know what Quackity would have done to him had Sapnap not intervened, even if he himself had been upset with Karl too. Karl was certain he would have lost his second life that night if his fiancé hadn’t protected him and tried to calm both sides down.

He wished he knew his fiancé better than he did, but Quackity had changed so much since the last time they saw each other, and it wasn’t for the better.

Sapnap was aware of the guilt Karl felt towards the fight now that he remembered it better, but he hadn’t thought it was to this extent. He hadn’t known how much the fight weighed on his head until now, though it weighed on the fireborn as well. He wished it never would have happened, he wished he could have kept both his fiancés instead of being forced to choose based on who was worse off.

But that was in the past, and if Sapnap focused on it any longer he’d wind up in a state of grief for weeks on end again. So instead, he rubbed the other’s back as his shoulders began to softly shake. “It’s in the past, Karl. There’s nothing we can do now.” He whispered to him. “I just want to apologize.” “Maybe we can. Tomorrow, because you still need to sleep.” And his fiancés always slept better in him, so he reached for the nightstand, keeping the brunette secure in one arm while he opened the drawer and found what he was looking for.

Dream found a shrinking potion a while back, and their team always had fun messing around with it. Though, they realized with growing horror as his crimes were listed that perhaps the shrinking potion wasn’t as fun of a thing as it should have been. Since Dream was imprisoned, George adamantly refuses to be anywhere near one or its recipe, and Sapnap used it for his fiancés and nothing or nobody else.

Uncorking the bottle, he made Karl sit up a little bit so he could drink it, offering a mischievous smile at the other’s annoyance. “Really?” “You always sleep better when I store you.” He pouted, but did not deny it and took the bottle from his hands. “Not my fault you’re a walking furnace.” “And you’re freezing cold, plus you look exhausted. You need the rest anyway.” He sighed, but couldn’t deny it. Every time he looked in the mirror, he barely recognized himself, his skin almost as white as paper and the bags under his eyes as dark as his hoodie front. He barely had the energy to do anything at this point, let alone what he still had to do for XD.

No, nope, he was sleeping. He didn’t want to think about how messed up his life had begun since he got involved with time traveling. No, he wanted to cuddle into the warmth of the fiancé he remembered and at least not think about the other fiancé for a while. He wouldn’t let himself forget, not again, but it still squeezed his heart painfully to think of him. He swirled the contents of the potion around, watching the galaxy-like colors spin around each other before he finally drank it.

The potion had the earthy taste that potions made of overworld materials tended to, with a vague bitterness of redstone. He’d not been told what the potion was made of, that was a secret Sapnap held under lock and key, but at least it wasn’t miserable to drink. The feeling was, however, and he closed his eyes as the world began to spin around him. It wasn't, it was actually the world growing around him as he shrunk, but it disorientated him all the same. The strange sensation of his nerves tingling and a slight sense of vertigo didn’t make it any better, but at least it ended quickly.

When he opened his eyes next, Sapnap had already scooped him up. “Hey.” He whispered. He always whispered when he was speaking with a shrunken person, mindful of their sensitive hearing at that height. “Hey yourself.” He grinned easily, feeling triumphant when he got a smile back. “Ready?” “As I’ll ever be.” Both of them sleepy, it didn’t take long for Karl to be curled up in the other’s stomach, already lulled to sleep by the steady heart beat around him. “Good night, Sapnap, I love you.” “I love you too, Karl. Good night.”

Sapnap pretended that in the morning, Karl would remember this conversation, and that they could actually go apologize to Quackity. He pretended his storage didn’t still feel empty as he closed his eyes once more, and he pretended that everything was okay. He had to.

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Quackity had always slept better in Sapnap. That had been a fact since they’d gotten together, and it had gotten to a point where he barely slept if he wasn’t curled up in the fireborn’s storage.

…He couldn’t remember the last time he’d had a good night’s rest. Pulling the covers closer to him, he sighed and hoped tonight would be different. It wouldn’t be, like it hasn’t been since the fight, but he could pretend.

After all, pretending he was okay was his greatest attribute thus far. In the morning, he’d cover the bags under his eyes with makeup and work on Las Nevadas, as he’s always done. If he couldn’t have his happy ever after, then he’d at least have his legacy.

[sodaspringz]

Give me Hell, Darling!┆Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of ?┆5,682 of 38,485 words, Ongoing

In which Karlnapity remains stagnant (L), Quackity does a lot more internal processing, and Wilbur gets his shit rocked, if only for a brief, fleeting moment.

[napsaps-archive]

ok i found it, 13:26 of hannahs birthday stream sapnap goes "where's my phone?" and picks up a phone, to which sylvee responds "babe, it's mine" and then there's a brief pause before hannah starts looking around and laughing nervously but tbh it's such a stretch and u can barely hear it and dnf/karlnap have done FAR worse and gotten away with it so i wouldnt look too deep into it (despite me doing literally that)

😭 that's kind of crazy like i don't remember that at all tbh but even so . Who cares like there's this huge focus on who's dating who are these two together are those two dating and it's like ‼️ who fucking cares

[jefferythejelly]

debated even doing this bc i feel like i am Barely a fic writer but i got tagged by 2 people (thank u @negativepeanuthoarder and @rutadales) so i am going to be brave

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPs

couple of brief notes before i give u the list:

i have far too many wips (bc i never finish anything adsfjbdsa) so for simplicity's sake and to cut out ones that are kinda nothingburger this technically isnt All the files in my wip folder

almost all of these are nsfw in some way and several of them deal with omegaverse/mpreg/various other weird kinks. sorry if that is not ur cup of tea when it comes to fanfiction but you have been warned👍

anyways list under the readmore bc theres 17 of them so it got a little long lmao

sap unplanned pregnancy dnn to dnkn

karl gets abducted by aliens yay

subnap (that title might be a little misleading im ngl it kind of got away from me. also this is one of the oldest in there i started it may 2022 adsfjbadskjf)

funz pregnancy slash kidfic brainrot (this one is less of a fic in progress and more of a series of brainrot bullet points. but i like it a lot its very self indulgent)

dogboy foolish

funz body worship nonsense

ahaha yeahhhhh (this one is one of the few where the title is not descriptive at all. wildcard)

funz empty

yep its funz time

punznap pog

omega punz

funz new years kiss

karlnap maid outfit

wrow (another wildcard)

cdrunz eggs

karlnap chapstick

mr beast hide and seek but im in heat (not clickbait)

tagging @tinynap and anyone else reading this who wants to talk about their wips (bc i am at a loss for people to tag who have not already been tagged by a different mutual asdfbsk)

[dingbatnix]

hi! i'm new to the dsmp g/t fandom and you popped up in the tag with your post about a karlnapity au where karl has memory problems! i think the opportunities for this idea are endless and it's a pretty open-ended premise. i have a question! do you think that with all these memory problems, it would bring up different scenarios, all on varying ends of the fluff-and-angst spectrum? for example, one time when karl forgets about sapnap and quackity, he's shy because he thinks that for creatures so small, they'd obviously fear him? or maybe another time he has a brief flash of ill intentions towards the two? i just think that it would be like meeting a hundred different personalities of karl and that's a very fulfilling thought! can't wait to find more of your content, you seem awesome! i hope you have a nice day :)

Holy cow this is a lot.

Oh and hi! Thank you!

Anyway, I hadn't thought about that! It does bring up an interesting question though, like, what if Karl was in a bad mood one day, and then found them? I imagine nothing particularly bad would happen, (cause if I'm in a bad mood I'm not gonna hurt a random animal that I find, even if it's not a normal animal) but he might be more inclined to ignore them, maybe???

And then poor Quackity and Sapnap are just concerned, cause their friend isn't feeling okay, doesn't seem to remember them, and is actively trying to avoid them!

Or, we could go the angst route and, if Karl's feeling bad enough, I imagine he would get mad enough at the two borrowers to either yell at them to go away, feint an attack to scare them off, or just grab them and drop them somewhere, away from him. The height would vary, if he's careless enough to actually toss them away across the room (at the best, bruises for port Sap and Big Q, at the worst, broken bones and maybe a concussion) or just drop them on the couch opposite of him so that they stop trying to climb into his lap.

The repercussions of this would be that Q and Sap would be more wary about approaching Karl anytime he seems to not know that they exist, because that probably means that he forgot them again. They'd probably watch him a bit, to gauge his mood before coming out to say hello.

On the fluff spectrum, bridging on the shyness, I can imagine Karl backing up from Sap and Q anytime they tried to approach him. Like, they want to tell him something so they climb onto the couch next to the human's legs, but Karl is either so startled by the sudden appearance of what seems to be two tiny humans that he either freezes, or jumps off of the couch entirely cause he doesn't want to accidentally hurt them or knock them over.

Or, he'd very, very gently brush a finger up against their sides or backs, shocked that such tiny creatures would approach him with what seemed to be no caution or wariness at all. He'd be even more astounded when they both clambered into his palm and sprawled out like they owned it. He'd be awed by the tiny little movements that he could barely feel fluttering against his skin, each and every time.

For Sapnap and Quackity, well, it's a little frustrating and kinda heartbreaking for them that, no matter how hard they tried, they just never stuck in Karl's mind. They knew that it wasn't his fault, there was just something not right with his brain, but it still hurt. Were that really that inconsequential...?

On the other hand, they get to experience their first meeting, over and over and over again, so there's that, at least.

[kayla-crazy-stuffs]

hi! i'm not totally up to date with your aus (trust me i'm going to be, though, i have a loooong list of ppl's aus i need to read,,,) but here's some general questions about any of your aus!

if you were to turn one of them into a comic, which would it be and why?

what au was your first, and which was your last?

you have to eliminate all but three of your aus! which three are you keeping?

when you're making aus, does it take a while to develop them from the initial idea, or will you always have a very brief outline planned out in your head from the start? do you wish you had one over the other?

do you have something you include in all of your au's/fics/artwork that are like a personal easter egg for you?

do you find that you need to take breaks with writing, or are you always up to getting comfortable and writing a whole chapter?

do you write a line and see where your fingers take you, or do you always have a detailed map of exactly what you want for a chapter/oneshot?

are there any aus of yours that started as a non g/t (or non mcyt) fic but ended up being one?

when people give you ideas of what to put in canon, do you immediately do it without a ton of hesitance or do you consider it but usually turn it down?

i hope these suffice for now! sorry i didn't have any more specific ones, hopefully i'll be able to focus in on certain aus soon! hope this helps with motivation and your boredom :D

Thanks for the questions, Brick :D

I think that it would be tiny mer au, because is one of my favorite au's and I love combining g/t with mers; I laso think that it would be nice to see it turned into a comic (and now that you gave me the idea I'll probably try to make it into a comic >:]) :]

My first au that was also my second post on Tumblr was An Awkward Meeting au and my last au is Karlnapity Sacrifice au :]

I'll be keeping Tiny mer au, Borrower Dream au and Surfer Dream au :)

It's a little hard for me since it starts from a small idea I had. It's to add things and then make them make sense :')

Uhhhh... I don't know?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sometimes I get breaks between writing but I'm totally comfortable with writing a whole chapter

Sometimes I write a sentence and then see where is taking me to, but for oneshots or a first chapter for an au I usually have it detailed how I want it to go (or sometimes is a mix of those two things)

Nope ╮(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)╭

It depends, for example; in my fairy au they gave me an idea of Bad being some type of fairy but I already make him human and Skeppy a fairy (+Sapnap is also a fairy) so it wouldn't make sense to make him a fairy after I have already planned what is going to happen between their first interaction

Thanks for all these questions Brick :D

Have a cookie 🍪 UuU

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Radioactive Ch. 4: The Wolf

Summary: Logan continues trying to make his escape, which he finds is more difficult than it probably should be.

A/N: Title comes from “the Wolf” by SIAMES.

Chapters: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Logan wasn’t quite sure how he got into this situation, but he was determined to find his way out to safety. The logical Side was literally inside the electrical circuitry and connected system of the Server. He knew he didn’t have a physical body, and it was an odd floaty experience. No sense of touch grounding him, but unlike last time when he’d been trapped in a glorified solid state drive for almost a full day, it was energizing. He was pulling energy straight from the power grid. He could move, and he’d gotten into the camera system to be able to hear and see vicariously what was going on.

Troubling, though, he couldn’t find his body where he’d first gone into the stereo system wires in the main room. He didn’t know what happened to it, but he hoped it was reclaimable.

“Where is that muffinhead?” Bad demanded angrily, he was armed with several guns and a furious rage.

“Get in line, Karl felt it too,” Quackity snapped back, “and Skeppy has more aura to spare than Karl does.”

Logan left the hallway and moved into a separate room. He needed to find some type of exit. He needed his equipment and his body, and then he needed to leave. But none of the cameras were positioned near a door. If he could—

The logical Side felt himself being pulled from the system and placed somewhere else. At first Logan felt instinctive fear, remembering the last time he’d been trapped somewhere.

“Calm down,” Tubbo said close to his phone’s microphone. “I happen ta[1] like this phone an’[2] if you break it, I can’t bother Ranboo with it.”

Logan brought up a notepad app and typed: “Where am I?”

“In my phone, big guy,” Tubbo typed, he was smiling and Logan got access to the young man’s camera. “Didn’t want to watch you keep struggling in the camera system. You’re lucky Sam hasn’t found you yet.”

“You have found me, that is not much better,” Logan reminded.

“Yeah, but lucky for you, I have to go home,” Tubbo typed and then pocketed his phone. It cut off Logan’s camera view, but the logical Side could still hear what was going on around Tubbo.

Maybe this was how he could make a quick escape and find the other Sides and they could come back for his body and things. He did not want to leave those, but his survival was more important.

“Hey Tubbo,” Dream’s voice was too close for Logan’s liking. “You find him, yet?”

“Nope, boss man,” Tubbo popped the “p” on his first word, the phone jostling a bit as Tubbo moved. “You need me ta[1] make another round?”

Dream didn’t answer at first.

“Nah,” Dream decided. “Don’t think it’ll do much good. You think about my offer?”

“I did,” Tubbo answered, “it’s a shit offer.”

“Still,” Dream somehow got closer. “The offer stands.”

There was another pause and Logan decided he didn’t like the silence when he couldn’t see.

“Throw in Tommy an’[2] it’s a deal,” Tubbo decided.

Dream let out a cackle, “Didn’t know you still cared about the fucker, but sure, he’s all yours. Take him, so long as I don’t see him, we won’t have any problems.”

“Then we have a deal,” Tubbo agreed. “What you want, fer[3] what I want.”

“Right,” Dream said with a smile almost audible in his tone. There was a shifting and for once Logan could actually feel aura. It made him feel weird but drawn to it like a moth to a flame. “There we go.”

They started moving again.

“You know what Tubbo, you never cease to surprise me,” Dream told Tubbo. “I think it might be because the first time we met, you were desperately trying to be one of Phil’s little fledglings. It was cute in a sad way.”

“Good times,” Tubbo had a soft tone to his voice. “You had ta[1] ruin it by existin’[4].”

“Well, maybe,” Dream half-agreed, “but some cheap blond hair dye was never going to trick Phil into thinking you were one of his.”

“Hey, Dream, can we talk?” Someone Logan didn’t recognize spoke up.

“Give me a minute, Karl,” Dream said. “Just making sure Tubbo here gets home safely.”

“George and I can do that,” Karl promised. “We got this.”

“Oh sure, sure,” Dream agreed. “Tubbo, give me the phone.”

“No,” Tubbo immediately refused as Logan felt an acute sense of dread.

“The phone isn’t part of the deal, give him to me,” Dream ordered.

“Is that yer[5] favor, then?” Tubbo demanded.

“Tubbo,” Dream warned darkly, as Tubbo’s hand went into his pocket. Aura charging around them, ready to strike.

“Dream,” George spoke up, he’d set his hand on Dream’s shoulder. “I’m taking Tubbo home, do you have a problem with that?”

The aura in the room almost plummeted, giving Logan whiplash from where he was hiding.

“Fine, whatever,” Dream growled and Tubbo began moving again.

“Thanks,” Tubbo said.

“Out, before he changes his mind,” Karl began pushing Tubbo towards the back door of the Server and they slipped out. Logan felt the difference but he couldn’t push out of the phone and was completely confused on how to actually perform the action.

“Come on,” Karl urged.

“Shotgun!” Tubbo called out.

“Shotgun!” George called a half-second sooner.

“Come on, man,” George groaned.

“I’m not ridin’[6] bitch, get in the back,” Tubbo chuckled.

“Fucker,” George chuckled.

The three of them got into a car and Logan began to try and escape in earnest, not wanting to be taken to some other location where he also didn’t know where he was.

“Hey, hey, calm down,” Tubbo told Logan out loud. “Yer[7] gonna[8] melt my phone.”

“Wow he’s really in there, huh?” Karl commented, as Logan could see through the front and back cameras, but had to switch between the two because his brain could only focus on one at a time.

“Yeah, he can’t get out,” Tubbo seemed to be in the front passenger seat.

Logan accessed Tubbo’s map app.

“There you go, buddy,” Tubbo laughed a bit as Logan started tracking where they were going.

Then Logan texted Jackie, “Driving along NE Ralph St.”

As an afterthought, Logan added, “This is Logan, I have access to Tubbo Underscore’s phone.”

Tubbo took over and called Jackie’s number. It took a little bit for Jackie to answer.

“H-Hello?” Jackie asked hesitantly.

“Yeah,” Tubbo started, “tell yer legate friend I got his glitch arm in my phone, an’ I kinda want him out before he bricks my phone. You want ta bring yer best tech guy an’ meet us somewhere?”[9]

“How the fook[10] did yeh[11] get my number?” Jackie demanded.

“He’s in my phone,” Tubbo repeated. “Get him out before I have ta[1] get a new one.”

While he was talking, Tubbo began texting Ranboo.

“Boo!!!!”

A response came a couple seconds later. “No.”

“Boo!!! Plz[12] don’t ignore meeeeee!” Tubbo smiled.

“Come ta[1] our base an’[2] we’ll talk,” Jackie told them.

“Gotcha[13], be there soon,” Tubbo promised as Ranboo didn’t answer. He did hang up on Jackie first, and texted Ranboo, “If you don’t stop ignoring me I’m going to start withholding.”

Logan tried to always know where they were often getting in Tubbo’s way as he tried to text.

“No.” Ranboo told him.

“Stop ignoring me and come and pick me up from the heroes’ base.” Tubbo asked, then added, as an afterthought, “plz.”[12]

“Fine,” Ranboo relented.

“Forty minutes to the heroes’s base, Tubbo has requested his husband to be there. There are three people in the car besides myself,” Logan reported. “Also, I may have lost my body and my equipment.”

“Geez,” Tubbo commented. “Calm down, yer[7] gonna freak ‘em[14] out.”

George’s phone buzzed before nanites took over the steering wheel, almost causing an accident as they were pulled off to the side of the road by force. The stop was a little jarring and the front of the car was yanked off and Google was there and looking between the three people in the car.

Karl and Tubbo screamed, George flinched in pure fear.

“Where is he?” Google demanded. “Give him to me!”

The more aggressive android was shoved out of the way by Bing. “I told yeh ta wait one freakin’ second. They were comin’ ta us, dude. E’erythin’ was fine.”[15]

Tubbo leaned over and held out the phone, which Bing gently took.

“See?” Bing smiled. “No need ta[1] freak out. So chill out.”

“Is he glitching?” Google demanded. “He lost his physical form.”

“Googs, chill yer ****s[16] fer about five seconds,” Bing told him. “Lo, can yeh[11] talk ta[1] me in there?”

“No, don’t know how to use the speakers,” Logan wrote in the first document he could bring up.

Bing chuckled, “Yeah, give me a sec[17], never tried ta[1] extract a glitch from somethin’[18]. I got Mini outta[19] my stereo system so it can’t be that much different.”

“I’m not a glitch,” Logan defended stubbornly.

“Lo, you lost yer body, an’ yer stuck in some stranger’s cellphone,”[20] Bing reminded. Then he looked the phone over, “an’[2] I might have ta[1] destroy it ta[1] get you out.”

“Fuck,” Tubbo complained.

“I’ll try an’[2] put it back together,” Bing promised.

“I don’t want to be a glitch,” Logan said and Bing didn’t offer a verbal comment. Logan finally added, “I wish to leave this phone, please.”

“I got you,” Bing promised. “I’m gonna[8] have ta[1] turn the phone off, so don’t freak out. It won’t be too long.”

Jackieboy Man finally reached the group, and Google almost fired on the speedster for getting too close to Bing and Logan too quickly. “Woah!”

“Back up!” Google ordered him.

“Okay, Lo, gonna[8] turn it off in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1,” Bing warned and then he turned on the phone and dismantled it. “Okay Lo, I know you can still hear me. So just relax and— There you are!”

Bing extracted a glowing dark blue orb that swelled out to show a small galaxy inside of it. “Lo? You alright?”

Logan didn’t talk, he was more aware of what was around him rather than seeing it himself.

“Yeah, we need ta[1] get you inta[21] a speaker or somethin’[18],” Bing decided, and Logan’s orb floated haltingly over to Google who shielded the orb with his nanites.

“Yes?” Google asked carefully.

Logan used the little bit of aura he had the ability to use and pulled and pushed the nanites between him and Google.

It took Google a second or two to realize what Logan was asking.

“Oh, of course,” Google smiled and pulled out a cube of nanites, “They’re yours, I made sure to keep them operational for you.”

Logan hesitated, knowing how those nanites had been used before, but he took them. To the logical Side it was like stepping into a familiar pair of shoes, or a well loved coat. These nanites were his. They knew his form and obeyed his command. The imitation of flesh and sinew and bone swirled into being, more of a shell than an actual body. But they were something.

It formed, rather unfortunately the last setting they had been set to, which was Logan’s future Suit of Spades outfit, the nanites turning a glossy black with a brass spade in the front.

“Ugh,” Logan groaned, the voice modulator still active and Logan was quick to try and deactivate that. “I hate this suit.”

“Yeah, not expecting ta[1] see it either,” Jackie agreed as Google had a camera track around Logan as Logan tried to get the nanites to reset to his normal suit but it required a password and Logan didn’t know it.

PATTON

Logan typed it and to his amazement, it worked and he cursed his older self’s single minded nature. He spent a couple minutes reconfiguring the settings for it to turn back into his normal nanite suit and Logan felt relief.

“I wish to go home,” Logan decided.

“Yeah, we can do that,” Jackie smiled, happy to have Logan back.

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Accessibility Translations:

1. to

2. and

3. for

4. existing

5. your

6. riding

7. You’re

8. going to

9. tell your legate friend I got his glitch arm in my phone, and I kind of want him out before he bricks my phone. You want to bring your best tech guy and meet us somewhere?

10. fuck

11. you

12. Please

13. Got you (or: Understand)

14. them

15. I told you to wait one freaking second. They were coming to us, dude. Everything was fine.

16. tits

17. second

18. something

19. out of

20. Lo, you lost your body, and you’re stuck in some stranger’s cellphone

21. into

[dreamintide]

am i the only one who remembers a really weird period of time after the first xdnf stream where people theorized that c!quackity was in love with c!george and might try to save him from xd’s “manipulation”

[zenrixtz]

for wonderful person Kayla!

I think I picked karlnapity so looks like im in a deep hole now.

I'm gonna be the bigger man here and make Karl the giant since every fic I see is him tiny. NOTHING WRONG WITH IT I love to see it it's just a rare thing to see Karl giant!

I don't like the title but idk what to do anymore:')

THIS IS FOR U KAYLA FOR BEING SO AMAZING

Tws: a bit of fearplay technically but eh, vore, safe vore, soft vore, dsmp because I see u antis >:[ (also this is mostly fluff like requested. atleast I tried :'] )

Blackout Blues

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Quackity and Sapnap were chilling on Karls legs, watching TV. They were watching a horror movie, The Ring to be exact. All of them were so into it that they didn't even get scared one bit throughout the entire movie. Quackity was the most into it as he had suggested they watched it, as he liked horror the most. Karl and Sapnap mostly started liking it through him, as he always watched some sort of horror movie in his spare time, alone or not. Then after the movie finished, They all heard a loud BANG from outside. They were all startled by the noise, given they live alone in a secluded forest on a mountain. Then, as soon as Karl went to get up, the power went out, as well as the heater too since they had it hooked up to the same box. Quackity jumped up at the sight of pure pitch black. Karl quickly calmed them down as he picked them up, and brought them upstairs. He opened the door to his room and stepped inside, both Sapnap and Quackity in his hand. Karl started to wonder what had caused the power outage. A animal? A person!? No, nobody ever came up here. Why would they need too anyway? But that's besides the point. It's cold, and the heater had been turned off as well. Sapnap is all worn out and certainly isn't able to warm himself up, and quackity isn't even a blazeborn. Karl had to figure out a solution, and fast. Sapnap definitely couldn't handle the cold as he was shaking HARD. And Quackity wasn't used to the cold as well, so they were both in trouble. Karl started to think, what would warm them up? A blanket? No, they didn't really have any blankets since it was always hot in their house. Then what else? Karl thought and thought. Until he realized. Oh! He could use- He stopped himself. He had never done that with them and he certainly did NOT want to scare them! But it was his only option. He would have to give them a brief and fast explanation before, so he wouldn't scare them as much. And so he did. He tried explaining it as best as he possibly could, and they quickly agreed. They heard the word 'warm' and instantly said yes. As soon as he heard they'd agreed, He carefully picked them up, and opened his mouth. Quackity was the first to climb in, as he was the most eager to get it over and done with. Sapnap quickly followed as he saw his fiance go. Karl was a bit shocked at the feeling, but quickly snapped out of it after feeling them both all the way inside his mouth. He slowly pushed them away from his front teeth with his tounge, and carefully closed his mouth. He started to slick them up with saliva to make the trip down a lot more easier for him, and mostly them. He licked them until he felt it was enough. He slid them with his tounge to the entrance to his throat, and waited for the small pats to know when they were ready to go down. As soon as he felt them pat his pallet, he slowly swallowed, sending Quackity down first, then Sapnap following quickly after. After a few swallows and a whole lot of tiny struggling due to how tight it was, he finally got them down below his collar bone, into his stomach. Borrowers can't be digested by humans stomach acid, that's why it's considered safe to eat them. As soon as they landed in his stomach, he sighed. It had taken a lot of energy out of him to swallow them both down. As soon as Quackity and Sapnap landed, they started slowly rubbing on the fleshy walls around them. Karl started to purr slightly at the feeling. He wouldn't admit it, but it felt very nice. As soon as he felt them settle down, he laid down on his bed, and fell asleep. Quackity and Sapnap followed, as they were all exhausted from what they had just done. Quackity and Sapnap then fell asleep knowing they were safe and finally warm.

my writing sucks but I hope you like it :D

Yes, infact I do realize how much I post about Giant Karl. I don't know I guess it's my thing now >:)

[writing-dead-clovers]

One Little Angel (Monster AU!Karlnapity x child!GN!reader)

Very (and I mean very) brief to no mention of blood and cutting.

I tried to skip the blood pact thing, mostly cause you guys are probably tired of reading about it. It's shorter than I wanted it to be, mostly since I have terrible writer's block. If it sucks, I apologize.

May be rewritten.

Sapnap groaned as his two husbands pushed him onto the fear floor. Rumor had it, Phil caught wind of the polygamous couple wanting a little one to spoil rotten, and had a child for them. Sapnap was the one who ended up having the first shift at the Fear Factory, and due to insecurities and the pure fear of not being able to be a good father, he refused and even tried to hide, to get out of having the file handed to him. It took his father, his best friends and his beloved lovers, to get his ass to come out of the fireplace (one of his many hiding places). The ravenette's heels dug into the floor as he was pushed forward. Luckily Phil spotted the trio and chuckled as he landed in front of them. He held a file up, smiling lightly at them. Karl looked so excited that he ended up accidently teleporting into a table, scaring two rookie monsters. Quackity laughed at his husband before going to help the brunette. Sapnap glanced at them smiling before turning his attention back to his boss. "I-" "It's normal to be nervous Sapnap. I can always hold on to the file for Quackity's shift." Phil said, smiling at the younger male. Sapnap's eyes glanced at the file then back to Phil who was holding it out.

Phil's laughter filled the young demon's ears as the file was quickly snatched and opened.

And that's when Sapnap's nerves got worse. This kid was absolutely perfect for his oddball family. The kid was, sadly an orphan (he noted to himself to keep the child away from Techno). Y/n, what a nice name, Karl definitely would remember it, even with his unintentional forgetfulness. A timid child, who kept to themselves. Sapnap felt arms wrap around him, heads on either side of his shoulder. Karl's finger traced the child's photo as Quackity mumbled under his breath, reading the file. "We gotta have them." The two grinned at each other, hearing the demon mumble under his own breath.

They followed him as he ran to the first free station he saw. Karl put the information in as Quackity helped Sapnap get ready. "Good luck babe!" "You'll do great!" He grinned before rushing into the human realm.

Sapnap silently groaned as his head hit the bottom of the bed, before crawling from under it. He glanced down and smiled. There, was the adorable little kid he came to make his own. He carefully sat down and woke the kid up. The child rolled over and bright e/c eyes landed on the male. "Hello, I'm Sapnap." Y/n sat up, back hitting the wall behind them as they scooted away from the demon. "Hey, hey it's okay! Don't freak out!" Sapnap was quick to reassure them, something he learned when dealing with the panic attacks his husbands would have, mainly Quackity's. "I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm here to adopt you." Y/n's eyes got wide. "Adopt? You want me?" And there goes all control Sapnap had. You were definitely gonna be spoiled rotten by him, zero fucks will be given about what others say. "Yeah, me and my husbands want to adopt you. That's if you want." A rapid nod made the male grin. "Okay, there's one little thing we have to do. Can I see your hand?" Oh how tiny your little hand is compared to his clawed one. "This will hurt, but it's how we do adoptions where I'm from. It'll be over in a few seconds, okay?" He couldn't help but baby you, it made him feel odd. Was he gonna be one of those dads that would melt at the tiniest thing their children do? You nodded, scooting closer to him and looking at his hand. He was quick to do the blood pact, the one thing that would bind you to his family forever. His heart broke a little hearing a whimper of pain come from you. Yep, he was gonna be one of those dads. Not that he would mind, really. Sapnap pulled you into his lap, cooing at you, acting exactly like how his father was with him. He almost cringed, but feeling you snuggle up to him made him think otherwise. You were gonna fit in just fine. "Ready to go?" You nodded. Sapnap got off the bed and led you under it. With one arm wrapped around you, his other hand hit the floor twice, sending him back to the monster realm.

Flopping onto the ground, with a protective hold around his precious child, Sapnap sighed happily. He was definitely gonna see how fast it would be to see your personality come out with your new family. He smiled seeing his two spouses. Karl was bouncing around, occasionally teleporting randomly. Quackity helped you two up. The two cooed at you when you hid behind Sapnap. "Little Angel, meet your other parents." You peeked out behind him. Karl was kneeling on the floor, smiling so brightly, that the colorful freckles across his face glow. Sapnap smiled seeing your curious look at Karl.

It would take time, but you would spread your wings.

[pinkseas]

okay. tinarose au rambling under the read more thsi goes out to bella and soap and also smara just bc i love smara and i saw her in my notes. ANYWAYS. open at your own risk

okay legal disclaimer this is a WRECK just IGNORE HOW MESSY IT IS !!!!!!!

im gonna. try to keep it brief.

soulmate&reincarnation au that was the Goal thats what im going for

magic is present in the world, especially in stories, but isnt widely known about or accepted in general. those who do possess it know to keep to themselves

soulmates are not chosen by fate. the souls either become that strongly connected as they find each other throughout different lives, or magic users choose to bind themselves to another for eternity.

tina and hannah are soulbound. when separated they’re functionally immortal, and when together they age together and reincarnate. beforehand, hannah was fully immortal and tina reincarnated, this is just how their souls settled together when they made the choice to bind to one another

karlnapity are a weird amalgamation of soulmates by chance and soulbound. i havent figured them out quite yet i just Know This. quacknap used to reincarnate together but now have EXTREMELY elongated lifespans, and karl is a time traveler who is functionally immortal

i may actually change this in the future to make all of them immortal in some way and change myself the trouble of figuring out how it works together but Who Knows

hannah and tina know each other for SO fucking long and actually decide to get married at somepoint! they put a bit of their magic in the rings, keeping them in perfect condition, and when they grow old together they have a special box they keep the rings in to come back to and collect again after they’ve reincarnated and found each other again.

this is where things get Real Spotty.

the egg exists. quackity, tina, and karl escape its grasp. just about any other magic user falls victim in some way or another. nobody knows where it came from, how it spread so fast, or how to defeat it- only that it plans on consuming their world. it picks out magic users specifically, brings them together to drain off of their power

tina, karl, and quackity fight. it does not go well. even when they manage to free people from the eggs grasp, those people are hurt and drained of power. they have no actual plan, no real defense, and theyre losing

hannah is kept at the heart. her magic is the strongest in the eggs eye, being corrupted instead of drained, because with such a strong connection to nature it can use her power specifically to corrupt and destroy the rest. she cant just fuel it, she can amplify anything it tries to do

tina is hannah’s strongest connection to the world outside of the egg. it wants her to kill tina. anyone who tries to intervene is trapped, dragged down by vines and thorns, forced to watch. hannah is able to use the eggs power, too, draining tinas magic from her bit by bit, taking power from the egg for the fight. everyone can feel themselves getting weaker as hannah stands stronger, and stronger, and stronger.

tina goes down. everyone else is trapped, half dead on the ground, witnessing their own demise, the loss of all hope.

hannah stands before them all without a single weapon. the vines tighten around tina, around everyone- the ground rumbles and the egg, looming high above them, begins to tremble.

its a struggle. they can all see that. the vines tighten and loosen again and again, never enough for anyone to tear themselves away. they bloom at hannahs feet, thorns crawling up her legs, veins red and eyes red as they force her to her knees. the egg begins to rot. the ground around them begins to rot.

tina has the front seat, eyes never leaving hannahs, hannahs never leaving her. the vines around everyone wither and rot. the egg screams, and withers, and rots. and hannah rots with it. the vines wrap around her neck, spores blooming across her skin. tina swears that hannah’s eyes glow green for just a moment before she’s gone, her body and the vines around them all and the egg itself crumbling to dust. everyone is in a daze- not all of them fully remember. all they know is that hannah takes the egg down, and the egg takes her with it.

where hannah falls, life blooms. the grass turns green, slowly, at first, then spreading rapidly, wildflowers blooming all around them, covering every inch of land corrupted and drained by the egg, until there’s not a single sign of it left. its quiet. its peaceful. their wounds dont go away, not entirely, but the bleeding stops, the aching fades. none of them can feel the egg anymore.

(hannahs ring falls. tina picks it carefully up off the grass, puts it in her pocket. its perfect. its pristine. for centuries, hannah will be gone, and the others will mourn and move on, and tina will keep the ring. a piece of hannahs magic, a piece of hannahs soul. and tina will never give up, will never stop waiting, will never stop knowing that hannah is alive somewhere. not with that ring around her neck.)

hannah rests. she had drawn power from the egg, had drawn power from tina and the others to make herself strong enough to defeat it, but she’d drained herself almost completely. she is not quite conscious. she is not quiet aware. but she exists, in every tree and petal and blade of grass, she feels peace with every rainfall, warmth from the light of the sun. and when she wakes, centuries later, a child with a family and no knowledge of who she once was, her first memories will be of that peace, that warmth.

there is a longing she feels all her life. she cannot ignore it. she asks friends, she asks family, she asks anyone who she trusts to listen. they feel lonely, sometimes- its part of being human. but hannah isnt sure that shes lonely. all she knows is that something is missing.

when she waves a hand, the flowers move with it. her injuries heal faster than anyone elses. she swears she can feel the earth around her, alive and breathing, in a way that no one else can. something deep inside of her knows to keep this a secret.

she cant be certain of anything, not really. but her parents grow, and her family grows, and she turns 30, 40, 50, and looks the same. she tells her parents everything, late in their lives, and they smile and they tell her how proud they are and that they hope she can find what shes looking for.

something is missing. shes yearning for something, longing for something, theres an ache in her chest and a restlessness in her fingertips and she travels for decades trying to quell it. nothing works. but one day she finds a small town, quiet and secluded, one she swears she’d never heard of in passing or seen on any maps.

theyre magic. it takes her a few weeks to realize, but everyone performs small feats on the daily, openly and freely in front of each other. the entire town is magic, and only those possessing it are able to find it. which explains why they’re so open, she supposes, and why it feels so safe. there’s still an itching in her fingertips, still an aching in her heart, but there are people here like her, people she can know, can learn from.

she and tina become fast friends. where karl is always somewhere or another, flitting in and out of their time, documenting the past and future alike, tina is still and steady as an anchor, rooted deeply in the present. they have a library together, where karl keeps his documents and tina keeps hers. journals and diaries of her life, of what she experiences, some personal and some made for others. hannah learns a lot about the history of magic, here, about what the others have done in their lifetimes protecting the rest of the world. she skims through books, listening intently as tina weaves the stories together. karl is the storyteller, everyone else tells her, but his words sometimes go right through her head where she swears she could listen to tina for hours.

she learns about newer versus older magic users, that many of them live for centuries or reincarnate, that shes one of the rare newer ones. she swears she knows the town by heart, even though shes never been there before. the flowers feel like theyre calling her home. the others give her strange looks, sometimes, like theyre seeing something else in her place.

eventually she learns about the egg. that the town was formed after its defeat, around the place their protector fell, that theyve all been close friends since. they all have good stories to tell about the one who saved them, inside jokes and silly anecdotes. none of them can remember her name. something about the magic, something about the way she was taken from them. her face blurs. her name is gone. her memory, though, will always remain.

hannah thinks she should care more. thinks she should wish, should wonder, should want to have met this girl. their magic was similar, from what the others can remember. hannah could have asked. hannah could have learned. but she feels oddly disconnected from it all, like it doesnt matter anymore, like theres nothing left to wish for, nothing left to mourn. she doesnt know what to make of that.

things build, and build, and build. hannah doesnt know for certain when it all adds up.

by the time tina finally kisses her, the ache is gone. hannah is home, tears spill down her cheeks and tina smiles at her, so softly, so gently, and welcomes her back. hannah mourns, doesnt understand how should could have forgotten everyone, how she could have forgotten tina. she missed them. she missed them so fucking much. even when she didnt know. tina tells her that its okay, that it wasnt her fault.

when hannah asks how she can be so calm, tina pulls out the ring. tells hannah that she knew she was out there, somewhere. that she searched and found nothing but knew that one day hannah would be back. shes been waiting ever since, too certain to mourn, too certain to wonder. and the moment hannah entered their town, she knew.

they put the rings back on each other.

i havent figured out how the rest of the town realizes its her again, but they absolutely do. especially want something with her and antfrost just bc i love antfrost. maybe once shes wearing the ring and she and tina are together people realize? karl definitely takes one look at their entwined hands and realizes instantly. theres probably a LITTLE bit more confusion and build with the others but overall i want it to be sweet

idk !! idk just. the fic itself would start with hannah entering the town, everything else would be revealed more slowly. the biggest focus would be the rising something between tina and hannah, like tina knows something hannah doesnt. focusing a lot on the longing and the finding home and the reunion aspects of it all

[krabmeat]

can you do,, a karlnapity x NB reader where,, the reader has tics? it can be HCS or,, a scenario,, whatever you want,, :V (xe/xem pronouns please,,)

a-also I'm kinda anxious to ask,, but can I be always anxious anon?

𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝!

𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚕𝙽𝚊𝚙𝙸𝚝𝚢 𝚡 𝚝𝚒𝚌!𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 (𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌)

𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜: Karl, Sapnap, Quackity

𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜: they/them

𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜: tic repression, mentions of stress

𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚜:

AHHH IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO FINISH-- i got caught up in other projects and general personal life, im so sorry always anxious anon :[ but id be absolutely honored to have you be apart of my anons, welcome to the group!!! i should really make a list of my anons, huh? regardless, i hope the fic is up to your standards! anyone with tics feel free to tell me if any of this is inaccurate or give feedback, id be glad to receive feedback!

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-Each of the boys find out about Y/ns tics individually!

-Karl finds out after the two finish binging a really intense show together! Once the episode was finished, Karl turned to Y/n when he saw Y/n consistently snapping their fingers. He didn’t know what they were doing so he did snappy finger guns at them jokingly, but he soon became concerned when they didn’t stop. Y/n had to explain what was happening while they were ticcing.

“Y/N!! OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO-“

Karl stops in confusion as he stares at his friend. Y/n is watching the credits roll as they snap their fingers together at a rapid yet spirratic pace. Their shoulders seem to be a bit tense, but Karl doesn’t seem to notice this as he chuckles and does snapping finger guns at Y/n in a joking manner. Soon he becomes concerned when they don’t stop which is when he sees their scrunched shoulders.

“Y/n? Y/n are you okay?”

“Uh, yeah! Don’t worry, I’m just ticcing. Please just leave me be for a sec, it’ll pass.”

“What- ticcing?”

Karl then proceeds to take out his phone and googles what ticcing is.

“OHHHH, OKAY GOTCHA!”

Y/n lets out a chuckle at their clumsily curious friend.

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-Quackity found out when he and Y/n finally met up for the first time. When they found each other in the airport, Y/n kept shouting "BAM!" because they were just so excited and happy!

"Y/n? Y/n!! I'm over here!"

Quackity quickly walks over to Y/n until they finally spot him. Y/n is of course, clearly happy! So happy that they’ve started shouting “BAM!” over and over again. Quackity hesitates a bit, confused. He at first thinks that it's a joke or something that they are doing until he realizes that Y/n hasn't stopped. “What's going on, are you okay?” It takes Y/n a second to realize that they’re vocally ticcing- very loudly at that- so they quickly grab Quackity by his black hoodie and the two of them start running to Y/n’s car. Y/n is sitting in the driver's seat while Quackity is in the passenger's. He tries to speak up and question Y/n before they put a finger up, signaling for him to wait. They breathe in through their mouth and out through their nose for a couple of minutes until finally their vocal tics have subsided. “Sorry, I was meaning to tell you sooner since we had planned to meet up weeks before but I didn't want you thinking I was weird or something, I didn't think it would happen when you arrived at the airport-! Do you know what tics are?”

“Ticks? Like the bug?”

Y/n chuckles lightly, shaking their head before continuing to tell their friend what ticcing is.

“Ohhhh, so that's what it is then. Why would you think I'd think you're weird cause of that? Seems fine to me!” Y/n sighs in relief, happy that they have such an understanding friend.

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-Sapnap found out when the two of them were doing a stream irl together!

-The two of them were just out on the town, chilling in a small park

-Y/n was trying really, really hard to repress their tics because they were in front of a couple thousand of people and even more in public

-The chat and Sapnap both noticed how uncomfortable and slightly worn Y/n looked, so they ended the stream a bit early

“Alright chat, were gonna leave this stream at that for today!-”

Chat knew why the stream was ending early, I mean they were all worried for Y/n after all! And so was Sapnap. He could see how tense Y/n looked so he figured that the camera in their face wasn't the best thing to be going on at the moment for them. Y/n said a brief goodbye to the stream before it ended. Once the camera was finally down and away, that's when he asked if there was anything up.

“Hey Y/n, is everything alright? You seem tense dude, I'm worried.”

Right as he said that, they started rapidly blinking and rubbing their palms together uncontrollably.

“Yeah- yeah, search up ticcing for context, I've been meaning to tell you sooner. I'm sorry this happened at such a bad time.”

He searches up ticcing and gets himself into a short rabbit hole of quickly researching what it is and when it happens. Soon Sapnap realized that since he and Y/n decided to stream on the day that they arrived in Texas, they must be extremely fatigued and jet-lagged which is why their tics were acting up so strongly. The two of them just sat there for a minute, waiting patiently for Y/n’s tics to subside. Anyone who walked past and gave them a weird look, Sapnap shot a glare right back at them which was enough for the people to walk quicker. Once Y/n’s tics stopped, they immediately tried to apologize.

“Oh my god I'm so sorry for not saying anything, I didn’t think-”

“Hey, hey! It's really not a problem, I totally get it! Let me know if there's anything I can ever help you with. Wanna go back to my place and watch a movie or something?”

And that they did! The two had a Coraline movie marathon and they both ended up falling asleep on the couch.

-All in all, the karlnapity boys were all super supportive and understanding of Y/n and their tics! It didn't change their opinion on them at all and in fact just made the four closer than before :]

-But the fellas totally ended up getting on a discord call to do a bunch of research together to figure out how to make Y/n feel the most comfortable, as well as more information on tics and how to help with them!

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karl popped in for a brief few minutes at around 2:02:00 in the vod o7

i saw a ss not sure if it's from the same time but oughh my karlnap 😭🫶