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— was that IVY WOOD passing through diagon alley? yes, i think so… people around them say they remind them of fistfulls of glitter being released into the air, an unabashed willingness to try again and again…..endlessly, the radiating warmth of sunshine on your soul, bedazzled bats, the sound of your name echoing through a stadium, and, compassion enough to make up for whatever else she may be lacking, which i suppose seems to fit that HUFFLEPUFF. they’re actually pretty FREE-SPIRITED, SPARKLY, and ENTHUSIASTIC for a TWENTY-FOUR year old, but i wonder if it serves them well when working as a BEATER for the MONTROSE MAGPIES & SCOTTISH NATIONAL TEAM? have you heard that rumor has it that that PUREBLOOD has stayed NEUTRAL? i wouldn’t have guessed… but this is a conversation we should be having somewhere else. – pinterest || playlist

→ NAME: iverson ‘ivy’ adelyn wood → NICKNAMES:  ivy, ives, glitter girl,  Glitter Demon™ → AGE / D.O.B.: 22 / 7 january → SPECIES: pureblood witch → GENDER / PRONOUNS: cisfemale / she&her → SEXUALITY: open to love in all it’s multifaceted glory, but this is irrelevant because Ivy is .... → RELATIONSHIP STATUS: in a relationship with Ludo Bagman 

FAMILY → PARENTS: gregor wood, ministry: dept. of int’l magical cooperation                       lottie reid wood, homemaker? idk don’t @ me  → SIBLINGS: none → COUSINS: alisdair, jamie, bridie → PETS: clyde, long-eared owl she came home from the shops with one christmas because ‘he’s got the cutest little hoot, listen, listen’ ‘hooo’ ‘😍‘

LIFESTYLE → NATIONALITY: scottish → SPOKEN LANGUAGES: english and french, (and that special language between player and referee)  → OCCUPATION: beater: montrose magpies; scottish national team ( !!! )  → DRINK | SMOKE | DRUGS: occasionally, occasionally, not anymore → RELIGION: god is a woman and heaven is whatever you want to be --

PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES → FACE CLAIM: sarah hyland → HEIGHT: 5ft. 5 in. → WEIGHT: 115 lbs → BUILD: petite and proportional, toned muscles → HAIR: long brown hair - tied up on the pitch, otherwise:  curled, falls to her (natural) waist → EYE COLOR: hazel → DOMINANT HAND: right → SCENT: sweet pea and peonie → NERVOUS HABITS: paces, crosses and uncrosses her legs, start stops a thousand sentences, tears up, chews the ends of her hair

CHARACTER → MORAL ALIGNMENT: chaotic good → MBTI: enfp → WESTERN ZODIAC: capricorn → SONG: just a girl - no doubt

MAGIC → WAND: blue spruce, phoenix feather, 10 ¼", swishy → PATRONUS: st bernard → BOGGART:  she doesn’t want to talk about it, and i’d like to respect that

BIO

a PROUD card-holding member of the Wood Family Quidditch Dynasty™

are you surprised? the bedazzled bat is her signature

like her cousins (sorry, jamie), aunt, and uncle - ivy was born for the sport, and her path towards a pro career was as much a given as that of her cousins - again, so sorry, jamie

her father, though ... it really wasn’t his thing, so, as a child, the young, glittery monstrosity saw plenty of the boring ministry’s walls – and hated practically every minute of it

her mother didn’t play, either, but neither parent ever considered not supporting her ..... vicious enthusiasm for the sport

she is an only child, though, so ... that shows sometimes

no matter how much she loves her family

and if anyone asks – and many have – ivy tends to credit growing up with the family she did as the secret behind her powerful batting arm

 playing with ferocity was never not an option

she had options upon her graduation from hogwarts (proud hufflepuff, y’all) but still chose to sign on the dotted line with uncle lachlan – and even then, he assured her, she would never be guaranteed a starting spot 

he wasn’t lying, but the spot is hers regardless, and she dares you to name a beater in the league she should be fearful to face off with

and to put the cherry on top of her insane hard work and dedication to her craft ... ivy was invited to the Scottish National Team

to her, it’s a true honor, and one she’s proud to have achieved 

anyways, everything she owns is covered in glitter

e v e r y t h i n g

when she’s not on the pitch ... and she very frequently is ... she tends to look as though she’s about to hit the hottest spot in town

 as far as she’s concerned, though, wherever she ends up is the place to be

she has so many hobbies - designing, baking, crafting, knitting ...

lying about knitting

you name it, she’s probably tried it

she likes to be busy

she is a meddler, and she will meddle in your life every chance you give her (and even when you don’t)

she is also incredibly prone to dramatics, and schemes, and if you aren’t careful, she’ll drag you straight into her shenanigans

she’s a sweetheart, though, and fiercely loyal to the people she loves

but she’s not a fool, no matter what impression she gives off from day to day; ivy is a fairly good judge of character, and is careful to only give her true self to the people who love her best

that’s not to say you’re likely to run afoul of the girl, however – though. should you find that you have, beware of glitter bombs: a shower of stupidity for the world to see

for the most part, ivy is genuinely warm and kind, and though she does have the overstuffed ego of so many other athletes of her calibre, her ego should always be taken with a grain of salt; the girl is about as down to earth as they come

and that’s pretty impressive, considering she’d always rather be on a broom.

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leon pulling out one of those CD book things in the hippie van and bridie pulling out the brownies shits about to get wack

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we are going to ignore the fact that Daniel and Monique don’t have tails.

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Bridie-centric lore dump

So Bridie is from a farm. She’s basically the Trallum version of Texan, and as a kid attended a fairly liberal Ustist church (religion derived from Déstism. doesn’t matter what all the words mean, just pretend she’s like a pagan and Déstism is catholicism. that’s how different the two are).

She grew up speaking in a rural dialect of Darmattan which is very difficult for Royal Darmarttan speakers to understand. But then when she moved to Trallum she adopted Trallum Standard Darmarttan Dialect (TSDD) out of convenience.

She’s the youngest of five kids. Drove a tractor into a ditch at the age of eight (1986). Her family mostly farmed wheat. The Trallum Rally Championships were held on roads very close to her farm so she’d often go and see them (her parents had a touch of the farm flavour of ‘irresponsible’, you know, anything is legal on a farm, you’re also immune to injury as long as the job gets done).

She did kind of an au pair thing where she stayed with another family while she went to high school in Trallum. She came out when she was seventeen (1995) and no one was really surprised but there were two friends that weren’t too on board with the whole thing. But in general the prefecture she lived in and the au pair family was pretty accommodating. She got a job driving a forklift at a garden centre to try and pay for her HRT (yes, she is forklift certified).

she was also in a band around this time called The End of the World and a Pancake Breakfast, which was alright for a while but her special interest is music and can play pretty much any instrument, knows a heap about music theory, etc, and the other members of the band kind of felt ‘threatened’ by her bc she could technically replace any of them bc she could do all their parts. And it caused problems bc she was too over enthusiastic and it came across as bossy/pushy, even though that really wasn’t her intention at all.

The band fell apart.

And so when she joined Spare Change she kind of just kept quiet and never mentioned that she could do anything other than play the drums.

In early days she had a thing for Katherine, kind of a star struck thing bc Katherine did used to race in the rally championships, and also she was hanging around with the band a lot initially for reasons that i won’t go into here. But also like this is Katherine we’re talking about out, completely understandable for Bridie to be a bit smitten.

Katherine arranged for herself, Tarlin, and Bridie to go out to a race course (not rally) and zoom around for a day.

Then in early 2008(?) they were on tour, Ishani got hit by a light, had to go to hospital and suddenly they were in need of a guitarist and a second vocalist with mere hours until they needed to be on stage. Bridie had a little drum machine that was out of service so she was like ‘Dick if u can get a technician to fix that then I can program it for tonight and then fill in for Ishani’. and everyone in the room was confused as fuck because they’ve never seen Bridie pick up a guitar and in any case surely she can’t learn all those songs in that amount of time? wrong. she knew the songs the whole time.

And to ease her voice dysphoria she went on drunk, gave both leon and cardinal a beer or two, whole show started going slightly downhill and at the very end Cardinal fell off the stage but critics said ‘the atmosphere was phenomenal, a surprisingly raw and vulnerable side to Spare Change,’ the live versions were also immensely popular bootlegs because Bridie’s whole guitar style is very rock and gave the songs a different sound.

Ishani was lowkey pissed because not only did she not get to perform with Hopscotch (who were doing the set too) (Ishani is kind of a bit in love with Hopscotch) but also the fact that everyone seemed so excited for Bridie and the applause was unlike anything Ishani had ever gotten.

Bridie’s point in the argument was that she’s the drummer and doesn’t appear in nearly as much promo material or interviews as any of the other three. People were hyped because she doesn’t get to do much otherwise.

Ishani was mostly panicking because her arm was broken and her face scarred and she was doubting her ‘usefulness’ to the band and didn’t want to be suddenly replaced. Her being physically in pain was kind of stressing her out and while she’s fairly level headed and rational, the loss of control was not good for her.

the argument went on for a while and Leon was pretty torn between supporting his childhood best friend (Ishani) and the woman that he was falling in love with (Bridie)

it eventually ended with Bridie kind of going ‘look, if you don’t want me here you can replace me with a machine you can fit in a suitcase. Choice is yours.’

And so things calmed down.

But they did go on hiatus for a bit to let Ishani get better, and Bridie went back to do farm work for a while.

Leon and Bridie like each other bc they’re good foils. Leon experiences a lot of existential anxiety which he doesn’t really know how to express and it keeps him up at night sometimes but Bridie chills him right out and just says silly things to take his mind off it. And Bridie absolutely cannot keep track of time but Leon stresses out about making everything on time and keeping things in order so he’s good at reminding her when things need to be done and making sure that they do actually get done. Issues arise when Bridie does stupid shit and then Leon gets worried about her

She likes to self medicate with whatever the trallum version of weed is, mostly in edibles, but she went off it for a while in 2006 to try ritalin which she was really bad at remembering to take. But she was also really bad at remembering where she put her brownies which miraculously only ended badly once.

Following the events of DotMPC she pursues a solo career which Dick actually suggested to her shortly before the book begins (he tolerates her slightly more than the others so that means they’re practically besties)

She can also skateboard and has matching star tattoos with Leon <3

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big old art dump (click to expand the pictures)

working from left to right, top to bottom

Valentine’s OC made from a prompt list. Their name is Kay. Mythical German friend Noah made their S/O

hypothetical MISS compilation album cover

Ziggy, from MISS

2K tan, part of the 2000’s waifu-ification of microsoft operating systems. Drawn while listening exclusively to songs that sample popipo

Miku. Self indulgent airbrush drawing

bridie in her teens a few months after coming out as trans

twf 4 fan art that has 4100 notes on one of my other blogs (i’m bragging okay that’s a LOT for tumblr)

twf 4 fan art again but I never finished that one

MechaMew2 redesign from a stage prop into a mech for my Pokémon!AU — very much subject to change

really old (you can tell from the brush I used) drawing of the Miku!AU versions of Ravioli and Cardinal. Ravioli is a Gamer(TM) and a furry and he listens to Shakira and Katy Perry

Dick and Kathy in the 70s!AU on their yacht

fucking JANK drawing of Denrhys bc i was artblocked his teeth are so wrong he looks so scary but the colours are pretty and it was an experiment

I’m posting Maryes Desmess and Ferves again just because I love them so much. They’re such little shits (<3)

Sun! I drew while on a call in Discord. Had nothing to do with the actual call I was just multitasking

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i call this: how big of an image can i post on tumblr dot com

good news though is that you can zoom on tumblr and it’s not going to lose its quality!

Cutie Mark/Name Explanation (under the cut)

Riverbird of Mareseyside

Mareseyside is a horse based pun on Merseyside, because Cardinal is from Liverpool

River because Mersey

Bird because Cardinal

The game boy was suggested to me by a friend months ago and if they’re reading this you know who you are. It doesn’t just represent the literal gameboy though, it’s a bit more abstract and it has to do with the loyalty that he has in regards to keith and the passion that he divests in his friendships. idk it just feels right

Haystride

her parents would have named her a farm related name

the Hylands mostly canonically farm wheat

however Bridie is a skater girl at heart so she gets the skateboard as her cutie mark

Peach Pastry

Tess is a chef so pastry, yes

and peach! because although she goes by Tess, (Tessa), she only does so because Trallum’s population is majority english/darmarttan speaking so there exists the issue of people with non english names selecting an ‘easier’ name for everyday use. Tess’s birth name is Táozi (桃子), meaning peach (fruit)

Her cutie mark is a terracotta pot because her true passion in life is pottery

Stargaze/Hazy Chorus

Ishani is the only member of Spare Change to keep anything music related as her cutie mark, because she really really likes music.

Stargaze is just a combo of actual stargaze and shoegaze, because after the whole spare change thing goes south she joins a shoegaze band, which was what she wanted to play in from the start

Hazy chorus is just a guitar pedal effect but it sounds cool and imo has a similar vibe to stargaze

Ishani is a bit partial to all things existential and she would stargaze quite often as a teen

Buttersweet

Play on bittersweet and buttercream

Ravioli is a pastry chef (buttercream)

and his whole deal was super bittersweet for cardinal

and the piping bag because yeah. that man is destined for cake

Marigold Leaf

not sure where i was going with this one

leon is the canonically sexy marigold hair man but i think the leaf part is a) a play on gold leaf (not sure why) and also leaves are shaky (?) or something? more fluttery than flowers are

which comes from leon being an extremely anxious person

fun fact he comes across as a himbo because they don’t left him talk in interviews because otherwise he derails and catastrophises

also he’s a plant dad and will pick up a new plant every time he goes to the hardware store

Honeybean

this one is just silly bc something something juxtaposition

Honey + (coffee) bean

because richard just really likes honey, loves honey biscuits, and makes honey mead for shits and giggles

and coffee bean because one of these days he’s going to give himself a heart attack

the chair looks so funny out of context but it comes from a ‘good ending’ au in which he doesn’t die, but still never becomes a politician and just engineers furniture instead.

honeybun is also his vivian-appointed name so they sound similar

Raspberry Rogue

Raspberry is Katherine’s designated flavour and im just going to keep running with that forever

canonically she’s always had a lowkey interest in botany but she’s self aware to know she could never be ‘civil’ enough to actually enter the field and get along with other people so her hopes were dashed from the start

because she’s just ‘too much’

and canonically she also gave herself stick and pokes of flowers

so i reason that she was never allowed to try botany, never got her cutie mark, so gave herself one out of determination

Satin Seam

i was at my wits end i couldn’t think of anymore names so this one is not cool or clever

tried my hardest not to just make vivian like an Aldi rarity

sewijg needle bc he sews what else do you want from me

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guess who ,,,,??!1!

(it’s bridie and katherine)

(i need a big hug from both of them i think it will solve everything)

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Cardinal - Two-Sided Lovers

Bridie - World is Mine

Tess - AaAaAaAAaAaAAa

Charlie - Meltdown

Denrhys - Tokyo Teddy Bear

Ishani - Blackjack

Ravioli - Age Age Again

Leon - Romeo and Cinderella

Dick - PoPiPo

Kathy - Raspberry * Monster

Vivian - This is the Happiness and Peace of Mind Committee

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chart i made bc ahahahahahaha this has been floating in my head for ages

he's pretty easy to write bc he's the voice of the third person limited. So even if he's not expressing himself real well and he's biting people and shit, I can still kind of articulate his frustration bc the writing is taking place semi inside his head. he's also fairly easy to draw but sometimes my brain just dies and decides to not be able to for some reason

slightly harder to write bc i havent actually written her in the main canon yet but she's super fun and easy to write in all my AUs. fine to draw except for her hair. Pulled back/slicked back hair without a fringe is one of my least favourite styles to draw.

I'm still learning how to draw his new design and I can't do it without reference. Again I haven't written him in canon and he's a little tricky bc of the fact that objectively he's lowkey a prick but bc the writing is mostly ever in cardinal's pov, the edge is taken off a little but the fact he's a git still needs to communicate

she's got two different faces that interchange in my head, kind of morphing into one another and i cannot pin them down. She simultaneously has a round face and a square face and it drives me INSANE. as for writing she's difficult because she interacts quite personally with every single character so she has a lot of interactions and relationships to construct and consider and she's in a grey area for majority of them.

she's easier to write bc she's so chill and direct with her communication. She says what she means like 90% of the time. Drawing is a little difficult just bc i did one drawing of her that was perfect and have been unable to replicate it since

to write him i just let oscar wilde's soul inhabit my body and to draw him i get distracted on pinterest and then simply not draw him.

cannot draw him. has zero personality so I cannot write him. I don't like him.

easy to draw bc im practised bc i LOVEEEEE HERRRR AHHHHH but she's hard to write because she has so many damn abstract thoughts that I cannot communicate with the mere words of the mortal plane

okay look at him you could draw him with ur eyes closed BUT he's so so so fucking hard to write bc 1) the third person limited perspective is never in his view so you don't see the mental gymnastics he does so it just feels like he does shit at random and 2) the bastard tries to gaslight me into thinking the shit im writing about him didn't happen

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okay im still struggling with the whole leon/bridie situation. They're currently the only two people NOT serving any plot relevance and I mean I guess that's okay but even Todd Chavez ended up getting a character arc. I just love Bridie too dearly to push her to the side like that. there's a half formed prequel that I know i could put most of her development/plot into but also i don't trust myself to actually commit and pull through on writing the said prequel

I know they could serve as the example of what happens if you go to therapy and maintain open and honest communication in a relationship (a foil to the shit show, if you will), but I don't know how to integrate that into the story in any way more than a few dramatically ironic gags