#bridgette vonhammersmark

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[ratty9boy]

For fandom asks! A, W and maybe more of T if you have them? 🥺

A-

My top 3 OTP's are:

DonnyOmar

Cherry cola

Toothpick bitchslap

W-

(Forgive me for this pls because I'am very very sorry)

Cremiscle, praising kink

Toothpick bitchslap, blood kink

Cherry cola, ...f...feets ig

DonnyOmar, daddy kink

Cliff+Rick, praising kink again lol

T-

Well I also headcanon Cliff Booth and Larry Dimmick as bisexuals and Bridgette VonHammersmark as a lesbian.

I also love the headcanon of trans Freddy and Mr pink.

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Incorrect Inglorious basterds name's

Hans "I'am not gay but I will suck your dick" Landa.

Aldo "probably having a hangover since I was 14" Raine

Archie "ja I'am a Pitzpalu German officer" Hicox

Bridgette "I will not waltz on the red carpet" VonHammersmark

Shoshanna "this cinema is on fire~" Dreyfus

Donny "isn't that just ✨dandy✨" Donowitz

Omar "I don't speak Italian" Ulmer

Smitty "NOT the little men" Utvich

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Some of my favourite Inglorious basterds headcanons:

Hans was a private detective/worked for the Viennes police before war

Aldo haves a younger sister that's badass like him

Omar was a comedian before the war

Aldo is extremely protective towards the other basterds expecially the youngest one

Donny and Omar have eternal discussions about baseball and which team is better

Hugo is covered in tattoos

Bridgette VonHammersmark was a lesbian

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Someone asked me to genderbend every name so I did it lmao

Aldo Raine=Ada Raine

Hans Landa=Hanne Landa

Donny Donowitz= Donna Donowitz

Omar Ulmer= Oma Ulmer

Archie Hicox= Archie Hicox

(apparently that's an unisex name)

Hugo Stiglitz= Hughlene Stiglitz (everyone calls her Hugo anyway)

Smithson Utvich=Sarah Utvich

Wilhelm Wicky= Wilhelmine Wicky

Bridgette VonHammersmark= Briar VonHammersmark

Shoshanna Dreyfus= Sasson Dreyfus

Marcel= Marcelline

Dieter Hellstrom= Dianne Hellstrom

Frederick Zoller= Frieda Zoller