#bridgette bistro huddy i love you

[slippy-socks]

any bistro huddy fans here

[desire-mona]

WAIT U LIKE BISTRO HUDDY?? Why are we the same person.

YES OF FUCKING COURSE I DO i loooove bistro huddy i need to bring back my bistro huddy oc (yes shes just an oc i promise.......)

i actually havent caught up in soooo long cuz i havent used tiktok since like august, i might have to pull out the youtube shorts for this yall forgive me

[loverofsoups]

Heyyy hahaha Bistro Huddy fancast time. FOH first

Bridgette - Ellie Kemper. No one can disagree with this one… The hair, the sweet personality she had in ���The Office’, her manners, all very much Bridgette

Aaron - Jesse Eisenberg. hes known for goofy, nerdy, unlikable characters (even though theyre all very likeable) a perfect Aaron, id say

Nicole - Emma Stone. I KNOW everyones heart is set on Jennifer Lawrence but Emma Stones snappy comebacks are so perfect and her dry and sarcastic humor just fits Nicole i cant explain it.. anyway everyone’s entitled to their own fancasts so! Just my opinion

Brad - Jason Bateman or John Krasinski … i cant pick tbh

Clint - Jason Segel. Jason js has that sexy bartender vibe likeeeeee

BOH now

Joey - Jake Johnson YES CHEFFFFF MMMMMM. Sorry… Nick from ‘New Girl’ is a realist, he flies off the handle, and he cares about the people in his life even if he doesnt show it…. Thats Joey baby

Ruby - Natasha Lyonne. This one im really passionate about so dont you dare come at me

Pickles - Danny Pudi. Am i biased for this one? Yes a little bit… pickles is my fave and danny pudi is my fav actor ever so yes… maybe a little bit. But still theyre both so cute i love rhem sm my pookies

Nico - Julio Macias. Now this one I wasn’t sure about bc nico has gorgeous hair but i feel like we can move past it… maybe..

[blueberryismilk18]

can you please do hcs about Brad? (bistro huddy)

Hi!!! Thanks for being my first ever ask, don’t be afraid to ask for more, I wasn’t sure what kinda you wanted so I kinda assumed! I love this sassy man, tho I’m more of a Joey fan myself sorry it’s not that good again first time, I really hope you enjoy :3

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Platonic:

Coworker:

🍨 Brad has to get feels someone's vibe before fully introducing himself, to which he thought you were chill and he liked that

🍨 From now on you guys are besties even outside of work you guys hang out

🍨 You guys playfully bicker all the time almost like him and Nichole but you were nicer to him about it (cough cough not changing his name on the system to dickface) 

🍨 please let this man rant about how annoying Terry, Tim, or Nichole is during yalls breaks

🍨 You’re guys friendship is one of the only good things in that horrible place

Customer: 

🍽️ Again like the first thing I said he needs to get to know your vibe, if he likes your energy then he'll tell you his name.

🍽️ In order for you guys to be friends you need to be a regular (Your poor wallet)

🍽️ Amber always makes sure to seat you in his section, one time thought in the very beginning or y'all's friendship Amber had seated you in Nichole’s section, he questions you so much on how you could even be friends with him (in more of teasing and playful way, but still comes off as rude) just to get under his skin

🍽️ Appreciates seeing you, again makes this job a little more bearable

Romantic🌹:

Coworker: 

🍰 Just like the platonic part that could be how you guys first started off. Until he noticed how much happy he felt when you'd be working the same shift and or hours as him.

🍰 Highlight of this sassy man's day

🍰 Nichole of course noticed it first, she would not stop giving him shit for a week. 

🍰 Eventually the kitchen caught wind of this and they would tease both of you when you guys were near each other, confusing you in the process

🍰 Bridgette and Aaron find out from pickles and that's where it all went down hill.. of course Aaron is the one who slips it by accident to you… Infront of Brad

🍰 Brad was pissed but didn't know what to say, he wasn't a baby of course but bro was actually too stunned to speak, Nichole started to laugh ngl

🍰 Let's just say Terry gave you guys a lecture about leaving “personal feelings at home”

🍰 You guys talked about it after work it went great. You guys started dating and you both got shit from Nichole (I love her guys) 

🍰 Now more into the headcanons part, let thisan rant about his day please, he cannot take it anymore he might lose it

🍰 Tim teases the shit out of both of you, while Pam is super sweet and always complementing you guys

🍰 Don't listen to Terry he's just a sad sad hater

🍰 The kitchen guys always tell Brad what a lucky guy he is to be dating someone as beautiful/handsome as you

Customer: 

🍷 Again you gotta be a regular

🍷 Give this man a big tip, your have his heart!/j 

🍷 But fr tho, be nice to the guy he's gotta deal with this red necks and rudeass customers

🍷 Over time he'll just love the company you give him, tells (begs) Amber to seat you always in his section

🍷 He can't help it! He really likes you but doesn't want to admit it first

🍷 You gotta ask that man out, he literally cannot refuse (go somewhere that isn't bistro huddy, he does not want to hear anything from them)

🍷 He's pretty much a very sweet boyfriend

🍷 Tries to spend a lot of time with you and uses some of his sick days to just take you out and stuff

🍷 I hope you enjoy eating most of your meals with stolen Bistro Huddy stuff! What a gentleman! 

🍷 most of his money comes from your tips!/j (just don’t be like Madge and Cybiel, maybe in private…)

[punkb1str0huddy]

BISTRO HUDDY HEAD-CANONS PT. 1: Trick

-“Kids love me.” Yes, they do. He is surprisingly good with kids

-He barely has any pictures with his dad because of joeys negligent behavior as a father, but he does have a rare few. And he has one of his dad holding him when he was a little kid on his bedside dresser

-he tried to get Bridgette a gift one time, a nice bouquet—but he got so nervous over picking the perfect one and trying to find one he thought she’d like, that he ended up just giving up because he was too nervous.

-He used to be a super bright, hyper, happy, eccentric kid, but as he became a teenager he started to become more moody. And now he can’t seem to find that happy, bright side of him anymore.

-He LOVES animals. And it’s something that’s unintentionally brought up at work one day and him and Bridgette bond over it <3

-Rewatches videos and looks at photos of him and his dad when he was younger. Cries over it. This usually occurs at three in the morning

-first time he stole was when he was a child. He stole some candy from a candy store. Grinned like a little shit for the rest of the day after he got away with it

-Misses his mom </3 He doesn’t like that she got with a guy like his dad because it resulted in there divorce, (“Look, if your still tryna be like—ex-wife number three or somethin’, I got no sympathy for you.”), but he still loves her.

-Heard about Bridgette’s boyfriend from Nicole when they were gossiping, got super pissed on Bridgette’s behalf about it. And proceeded to ask everyone about it to try and learn more. Besides Bridgette herself.

-Avoids the kitchen. Joey can tell.

-plays electric guitar!!! (I know, super original, the bad boy who steals and has tattoos play electric guitar)

-He has two dogs, a German shepherd, who doesn’t have an aggressive bone in his body and wouldn’t attack a soul, and a golden retriever who is also super sweet but would protect in an instant. And a white cat that doesn’t like anyone but trick. (And Bridgette when the cat meets her)

[86dove]

if you had to be completely unbiased which bistro huddy guy and which bistro huddy girl would be the best boyfriend/girlfriend?

first of all love you for specifying unbiased because i really am biased abt this. second of all GOOD QUESTION

for guy, i think id have to say pickles, just because he’s literally the greenest possible flag. kindhearted loverboy of a guy. he’s absolutely the best boyfriend no doubt. close second possibly trick? surprisingly almost every other guy is on record as a shitty boyfriend at some point or another but trick is like. surprisingly well behaved in that aspect

as for girl…….. see honestly i think all of the girls have their red flags. bridgette might be the best option though— the only thing id worry abt is her being unable to speak up when she’s upset/there’s an issue, but it’s smthn i think she cld work thru ofc. so bridgette for sure. second place might have to go to amber solely because both nicole and ruby are self admitted noncommittal

[insanelysanes]

Your bistro huddy opinions. Now.

that short was uncomfortable thank you pickles

also as a previous pidgette shipper knowing pickles liking bridgette made me a bit sad ngl

get that bag aaron we love you

anyway i really dont care about trick in the slightest but id be fine w them making out if bridgette broke up w pete first, trick may be weirding me out but at least he actually likes her

i still think she deserves better than both of them

anywho im oscar in this whole ordeal, also did you notice gangle saying terry's line in the episode, is that just what all managers do

[ao3feed-usukus]

Heavens Fall

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/Q8WcABG by JuicyOrange George washington falls from heaven, not expecting to find himself in a predicament with Velvette and Charlie. While he has to save America in Hell, Dhar Mann is by his side to save the day. Words: 347, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Other Characters: Velvette (Hazbin Hotel), Dhar Mann, Ed Sheeran, George Washington, Martha Washington, Bridgette (Bistro Huddy), Nicole (Bistro Huddy), Kasey, Original Child(ren) of Alastor and Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel), Vox (Hazbin Hotel) Relationships: Bridgette/Nicole (Bistro Huddy), velvette/star (hazbin hotel), velvette/kasey (hazbin hotel), Charlie Magne | Morningstar & Velvette, America/England (Hetalia), George Washington/Martha Washington, Dhar Mann/Ed Sheeran, Dhar Mann/You Additional Tags: Kinks, Voyeurism, Accidental Voyeurism, Car Accidents, Fluff, Omega Verse, Masochism, Sadism, BDSM, Light Dom/sub, Bondage, rope bunny, Brat, brat taming, Leather Kink, Latex, Alcohol, Drugs, dhar mann needs a hug, Menstruation Kink, Menstruation, Daddy sauce, man milk, baby batter, love plunger, Daddy Complex, Mommy/Daddy Kink, Character Death, Guns, no beta read we die like george washington, Inappropriate Use of Poetry, Accidental Therapy, Accidental Marriage, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Accidental Drug Use, too many speedos, Dubious Science, This is sad guys, This has a plot i promise, CW: this has shoulder pads, coronavirus x earth, no beta we die like everyone else, Vanilla Kink, Improper Use of Catholic Rituals, peanut allergies read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/Q8WcABG

[86dove]

Again your fanfictions are sooo good! A few questions if you’re ok answering! 😁

Do you have any Bistro rarepair ships that you like? Is there any other ship you haven’t written that you would want to write for at some point? Who is your favourite “smaller” character? (Think Oscar, Harold, the old ladies, Spencer etc.) And what do you like the most about Bistro Huddy?

-📝

(Ahh! I’m too nervous to say which you commented on! I will at some point I’m sure haha. Just weird about my own writing. But I was soooooo flattered by the comment.🥹🥹🥹)

oh 📝 anon i am more than okay w answering. i am actually desperate for your questions. this is a saving grace bc the family meal patreon stream is in less than an hour and im #panicking. so THANK YOU SO MUCH.

favorite rarepairs: amber/joey/terry is my #1 forever!!! ive also considered trick/terry and of course amber/bridgette/joey and pickles/bridgette/trick (can you tell im normal about trios? and bridgette?) also i was thinking about aaron/nicole the other night and for a small moment i saw the appeal. to be completely honest i coined the term bistrocule a while back because in a perfect world they wld ALL kiss

ship i haven't written for that i want to: i had an old ruby/amber/joey draft i abandoned ive been eyeing lately... i also think i should try my hand at ruby/nicole sometime ehe

my favorite smaller character: GLENDA. so far we've only seen her on the patreon, but essentially she's joey's first ex-wife and trick's mom and i have been DYING to see her in canon. i love to hate her. she's so fascinating to me!!!!

what i like most about bistro huddy: oh, jamber, for sure. that's my answer every time. i can't even explain how important these characters are to me. i joke abt amber being a freak but unironically having a character this pro-kink in any media is so rare and it makes me really really happy. and then joey ... oh i adore him and every bit of his lore, both onscreen and unspoken. and their relationship oh don't even get me started <33

(EEEEEK WELLLL!!! 💗💗💗 REGARDLESS i am SO glad to have u here ehe. no matter what fic it is i am certain it takes up considerable amounts of my brainspace so. !!!! take that !!!!)