#briar ‘I’m going to drink the mysterious fizzy liquid from our puzzle game bc it looks like koolaid’ zetsubooty wouldnt do that
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Hey. Hey past!me? Look I know. I know we don’t always know we’ll be putting a hobby down for two years, but uh. This completely unlabelled jar of white crystals. That could absolutely be some kind of poison. Can we. Can we talk.
#the most logical way to identify it would be to taste some#but I wouldn’t do that#briar ‘I’m going to drink the mysterious fizzy liquid from our puzzle game bc it looks like koolaid’ zetsubooty wouldnt do that#so dont even worry about it#chances are it’s either citric acid or salt and the worst those will do is a cancer sore but also who knows!#probably citric acid.#which im guessing.#based on my Women’s Intuition that I definitely have.#*CANKER#THAT IS A VERY DIFFERENT LEVEL OF CONCERN THANK YOU AUTOCORRECT
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